#my mom says I’m a catch

[justin-c83]

#music #Nada Surf #Popular #my mom says I’m a catch #once every two weeks #Youtube

[raeathnos]

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#apparently I’m not done being mad about this I’m sorry guys I gotta vent #my dad is like an ox and never sick and like not very understanding with health issues/general illness #which you’d think he would have been after having me the super sickly child with a ton of health issues but no #we have a positive Covid case in the house and I have the same fucking symptoms I just started later #I have taken two tests- one yesterday and one today #and he yelled at me saying I’m wasting tests and also that I’m apparently fine which like #even if I somehow don’t catch covid I’m still sick but okay dad 🫠 #if it helps put things into a better perspective… did yall know that back in November after I had my 3rd fucking endometriosis surgery #he asked why I was off work for two weeks and why I didn’t go back the day after surgery? #like I had had this surgery twice before and at home recovery was also two weeks both those times #but moreover like sir I have 3 incisions in my abdomen and my job requires me to left 50lbs??? #at which point he still insisted I was fine and was just being ‘dramatic’ 🙃 #I wanna fucking scream #I’m lissed the fuck off #did yall know he nearly got me killed once because I had neurovirus and he refused to take me to the er? #I eventually lost consciousness from severe dehydration- he thought I was sleeping and continued to argue with my mom that I was fine 🫠 #they eventually took me but I was unconscious for several hours and it took five bags of iv fluid for me to regain consciousness #and the doctor estimated I was about two hours away from death so like #yeah #if that gives yall a better idea of the shit I’m putting up with #I have like zero tolerance for dealing with his bullshit when I’m sick #it’s the trauma from not fucking being believed for years of my life about any of my illnesses #and like also the fucking almost dying part #fun times 🫠 #I’m sorry I’m ranting so much today I’m just really fucking done and have no other outlet 🙃

[werebutch]

My sister keeps reacting to me telling her to go to school as like “just try to feel better! 👍” kind of thing and it drives me insane. She’s going to fail every one of her classes because she refuses to go to school. Happened before. It’s anxiety and I understand that but this has been going on for years. How long are u gonna let this happen. And how long are you gonna refuse help and advice from everyone. If she drops out she’s gonna be even more depressed. I hate people that act like pushing through mental illness is the same as denying it exists 😑😑😑😑 you expect to just hide until it gets better? Not gonna happen. Wtf

#she also has this idea in her head that she’s gonna either quit school or somehow graduate and then take a year off no working nothing. #if she drops out and expects to do that…LMFAO. ok. #this is a really stupid post but ugh I’m so tired of it #when me and my mom and other sister were all taking hours of our time trying to help her catch up we had her go to tutors #and she would lie and say she went but she would sit outside on her phone. so tired of her seriously

[mars-ipan]

y’know i think the most annoying thing about trying to discuss reproductive rights with cis people is the complete and utter refusal to include trans people in the discussion. like they will only ever say “women” and if you dare to point it out it’s “well this is all being done to control women” or “‘people with vaginas’/‘people assigned female at birth’ is way too wordy” it drives me fucking crazy

like first off do you seriously think that the people who seek to remove bodily autonomy from women have nothing against trans people. do you think they hold zero ill will towards us. also do you think they view trans afabs as anything other than women.

secondly. NOBODY IS ASKING YOU TO USE BIG WORDY PHRASES LITERALLY JUST SAY “PEOPLE” INSTEAD OF “WOMEN.” WE LITERALLY JUST DON’T WANT TO BE EXCLUDED FROM THIS BECAUSE WE ARE ALSO BEING HURT WE JUST WANT SOME GODDAMN SOLIDARITY IN THIS BITCH. LIKE ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING SAY “PEOPLE” IT SAVES EVERYONE FROM WEIRD LOOPHOLES AND ALSO ENFORCES THAT WOMEN ARE PEOPLE FOR FUCK’S SAKEEEEE

#marzirants #my mom would say shit like this sometimes and it drove me fucking insane every single time #with her i truly feel like i have to pick my battles #bc 90% of the time she fully understands where i’m coming from! she understood the weird nuances of my queer stuff way better than any other #cishet i’ve met. ESPECIALLY considering she’s in her 50s #but every now and again she says some shit that drives me up a WALLLLL #i remember once i was talking about the language around it #and my mom brings up that she ‘disagrees’ with saying like ‘people with uteruses’ or whatever #and this kinda surprised me (she tends to catch me off guard with it) so i had no actual explanation for her #but i tried anyways i was like ‘well trans folks are affected by this too so it’s important that we’re included in the language’ right #and THIS WOMAN. someone who i know would fucking lay down her life if it were the best way to keep me safe #SAYS TO ME. #‘well this issue is about women. it isn’t about being trans and i don’t think the discussion should be derailed to trans issues’ #WHAT????? W. WHAT HUH???? #first off. this bitch goes hand in hand with trans issues we are talking bodily autonomy that is a huge trans issue #second of all. WHO THE FUCK IS DERAILING????? WE’RE ON YOUR SIDE WE’RE LITERALLY ASKING TO BE INCLUDED IN THE FIGHT #WH??? BITCH???? #my mom is so fucking smart. but sometimes the cishet nonsense overrides her smartness and she says the dumbest shit i have ever heard #don’t tell her i said that she’d get mad at me. even tho it’s literally smth all cishets do

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i DONT CARE about dune but i LOVEEE timmy. so. there is a war in my mind currently

#me and my mom might go see dune 2 this week #but even then i can’t say i’d care about it on the level that some of these men on tiktok do #men are like woahhhh this is the best movie ever and i’m like ok have you seen the hunger games catching fire…. have you seen cinderella 3 #like i am not so sure i believe you. random white man with a beard.

[arionawrites]

NEVERMIND I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE YOU $125 INSTEAD OF $25

I’m not mad I can afford it also I don’t really know how to undo it but I did want you to know I’m not like obsessed with you or anything

OH MY GOD I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST ASK BUT I ???

okay holy shit so 1. YOU DONT NEED TO TIP ME !! i mean i set it up because why not but it’s not like a necessity and i’m totally okay with NOT being tipped, obviously i definitely appreciate it and i am very VERY grateful but like i’m not gonna ask for tips or anything

also 2. I CAN 100% PAY YOU BACK OMG you sent $25 like 5 times i can!!! even if it’s not all of it i feel bad taking all that, i know you said you can afford it but still you didn’t mean to send that much so i can and happily will send at least some of it back!!

and 3. THANK YOU?? like i said i set up the tip stuff because why not yk, but i honestly never thought someone would actually use it and i ??? that’s wild i might cry a little bit not gonna lie holy shit

but anyways again i know you said you can afford it but just !! if you need or want any of that sent back PLEASE let me know i feel bad taking all of that when you didn’t mean to send so much in the first place omg

#just kinda like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 right now yk #my mom JUST sent me $50 for food and gas to last until thursday too bc like #idk i have a good job that pays decently i just did not make good financial choices prior to this #and am catching up on paying off loans and shit #plus my car accident from june so its just like !! i promise i can afford things usually this pay period just didnt go very well pfkfkf #but idk i !!! i don’t know what to SAY i am genuinely very overwhelmed by this #also is this how brian feels whenever i donate on twitch bc like. i get it now. i understand why he gets overwhelmed by it. holy shit. #anyway i’m gonna shut up now because holy shit holy shit holy shit ??? Holy Shit

[moonsbijou]

tristan and lancelot quickly being established as mama’s boys 😂😂😂 something tells me lancelot is a lot more open about it but tristan would deny it til his dying breath

#i mean i get it considering who their dads are but 😂😂😂 #4kota #4 knights of the apocalypse #four knights of the apocalypse #once I fully catch up I guess I’ll talk about all the mains like the 4 knights and their respective teams but not now #4kota tristan #4kota lancelot #tristan liones #my post #my posts #i don’t think meliodas and ban are bad dads they’re just…meliodas and ban #elizabeth liones #lance: yeah I’m a mama’s boy what you gonna do kick my ass? #tristan: your mom’s a mama’s boy #lancelot: Gwen says do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry #the seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #4kota manga #pfft nah the both openly mama’s boys

[toxictranny]

​i hauv the vapors or fucking whatever

#in person i’ll bound up to a stranger like a dog and start talking about how many times my mom got divorce #online iv literally vomited trying to send a dm. like whatxif they screenshot it anf everyone sees #OOUGH or i make a typo that’s magically a slur or something and then i never get a job again because iv been doxxed and if u google my name #its th screenshot znf me insisting it was a typo #‘racist typo’ YEAH RIGHT (thats what everyone will say) #i type kike by accident a lot but i always catch it and i’m jewish so … #whatxif i say something wrong because there’s no tone tag #or if i USE tone tag but wrongly. terrified #it’s ok i’ll sit here and draft a text errr just a few more times . couple times #like!637990billion times

[galariangengar]

💭

#this girl I was close friends/roommates with during my last year of college just got engaged with her bf of 8 years #while I am happy for both of them… idk I have difficult feelings about her now and don’t see her as a friend anymore #she used to live in the same city as me during the first like year and a half or so of the pandemic #and in that time we got to see/hang out with each other twice #first time we got to catch up for a few hours and we had a good time but it was kinda bittersweet… idk how to describe it #the second time she asked me last minute to accompany her to pick up stuff she got through Facebook marketplace #during one of those two times we hung out/she basically told me to my face that it would be the last time I’d see her #i understood initially cuz she was about to start teaching and she wanted to focus on her relationships with her bf and her family #but not long after she started teaching/she quickly started going out a lot and making new friends #then she moved to another town like 30 ish minutes away cuz her aunt kicked her out in the middle of her first year of teaching #idk I never had a good feeling about things cuz of all of that stuff I stated above #but also since she’s been trying on working to improve her relationship with her mom after everything she’s done to her #cuz we both have shitty moms who’ve said and done shitty things to us and our families #i know it probably won’t happen or won’t happen for like a few years #but in the event she invites me to her wedding/ I’m gonna be deadass with her about how I’ve felt about her #and see if she’s willing to work on improving our friendship before I decide to attend (if she does invite me cuz idk) #oh I also forgot how after she moved after her aunt kicked her out #she had the nerve to randomly ask if I could watch her aunt’s dogs during the week I was starting 3 online summer classes #she didn’t even like say hi/make small talk or ask nicely either #she just straight up was like ‘hey can you watch my aunt’s dogs during (x) week?’ #she recently congratulated me when I posted on my Instagram story that I passed my driving text and got me license but I didn’t respond #I just have a lot of difficult feelings about her now/wish I could unfollow her but I don’t wanna start shit & her be all in my face & shit #jazz uses curse! 💜

[slav-every-day]

#lmao #too many shows are coming out at once this summer #and I have truly just not been in the headspace #so! #the first course of actions is to make my mom rewatch the first 3 seasons of Stranger Th*ngs with me #(and then move onto the 4th) #(she hasn’t seen any of the show and I’ve forgotten most of it tbh) #and I will say that that show is scarier than I remember lol #and that I’m mostly watching cause of all of this talk of the Eddie character #I know it’s probs fandom queerbait #but I truly don’t give much of a fuck at this point #from there I might catch up on/watch TUC and/or First Blood #feel free to drop personal reactions to any of those shows or others I’m forgetting #slav #slav every day #voltron

[stupidlittleangel]

It’s one thing to start an argument with me but to get my friends irl involved is another thing.

#this bitch says #she’s venting #I came home and I wasn’t really in the mood to eat bc I’m catching another cold #my mom out of nowhere went “”””””””TELL #ME WHATS WRONG OR IM CALLING YOUR FRIENDS IM CALLING YOUR DAD IM #CALLING 911 #two hours of this #and then she asks “why are you crying mi amor 🥺🥺🥺” #let’s see #you threatened to admit me to the hospital #you call my friends about a situation they don’t need to know about #you make me lie in front of #my dad and everyone else saying I’m okay #you hurt me I’m pretty sure you bruised my arm #and you threatened to kick me out #my stomach hurts #after I couldn’t stop crying she said I #I think you should stay home tomorrow! 😊 #no no no I’m not in a position for that rn and I want to be away from you tomorrow #I’m going to bed #I feel even more awful than this morning

[southislandwren]

Would really love if my landlord would reply to my text or email so I can start trying to catch a kitten and have mom bring me arby’s little playpen so once I catch one I can keep it caught and start bonding.

#I need name ideas. I’m thinking something dairy related or internship related #I’ll let my boss pick out a name maybe. or possibly a Pokémon name or something #I’m very excited at the idea of having my own mammal again. #the way I love Fred is conducive to having another cat. I don’t feel like I’m replacing him just having another fellow with me #I don’t know if I could get a dog tho. my Sammy. #also FUCK my boss’s husband for being a dick about my dog dying #bro if your intern says they almost killed themself over a dog don’t fucking laugh and make a smartass comment #I’ll fucking get you I don’t care if you have guns. I have a set of chompers that will draw blood before you even draw your gun #anyway I keep having dreams about kittens. I’m really excited to catch one #as far as we can tell there’s an orange one and a grey one and probably more #they’re living up in the hayloft so maybe some week night I’ll put out some tuna and start trying to get the kittys to stay #and then I’ll have my mom bring the playpen to our camping trip in July and then we can put the kitten in there and get a little harness #but I need my landlord to confirm I can add another pet to my apartment since I’m already bringing alpy. #I’m not gonna commit to a kitten and then find out I can’t even take it to school with me :/ #there is potentially the option to pick up a kitten in September during the farm event when I come back and visit #but ideally I’ll have a kitten during school to hang out with #diary post

[thatonceandfutureprat]

Still trying to trap the last mouse.

I’ve got three traps (live catching) in strategic places, clearly the mouse is getting exhausted bc today I actually s a w it (you generally don’t) AND it keeps trying to get out by returning to the gap in the closet through which it came in.

Buddy. There’s a trap in the kitchen cabinet with seeds, a French fry AND now also a cookie in it.

All you need to do is chew the wire to get to it. There’s a nice home elsewhere for you, I promise.

Please get in. Please?

#also saying this bc I’m about to bring one of my cats in to do the job #and that won’t end nicely #Bregje is adorable but also fucking fast and my dad likes letting her loose in the hallways to the house to catch any stragglers there #which she happily does #and I’d like my sleep and sanity back #and also the use of my kitchen #it and its previous friends were hiding behind there and knowing that I just can’t use ANYTHING in the cabinets at this point #not my pans not my cutlery… #I’ve got a small selection washed off and tucked into locked box but it’s not ideal #besides it’s just gross 🤢 #as a pet? sure. that’s a choice. #I didn’t choose this #at this point I have to wonder if the mouse has chosen this fate for itself too #(also our farm is currently a bit overrun bc rodents ‘come home’ for winter and my mom is a little frivolous with feeding our chickens)

[augustinewrites]

“itadori, please respect his personal space—”

“kugisaki! stop hitting him—”

“megumi, don’t you dare bring that elephant out in my classroom—”

peace and quiet is short-lived whenever the first years are around.

you manage to quiet them down with the threat of assigning an essay, allowing you a moment’s respite to massage your temples and lean back in your seat, glancing at your phone to check just how many minutes you have left with them.

a notification pops up as you do, bringing on a whole new headache.

[satoru]: send nudes?

you quickly turn your phone over so it’s screen-down, face burning as you look around to make sure no one had seen.

peace and quiet is also short-lived whenever satoru calls out sick. because the strongest sorcerer of your time…currently has a cold.

he is, predictably, very dramatic whenever he’s sick. a mild fever means he puts himself on bedrest. a sore throat means he needs to be spoon fed a very specific homemade soup.

but the worst…oh, the worst is when he has a cold.

when satoru’s sinuses are clogged, he’s an absolute menace to deal with. his sneezes shake the apartment and his whines about sinus pressure are all you hear at the dinner table.

luckily, the students have resorted to quietly bothering each other, so you slowly turn your phone back around to deal with the man child who is likely littering the living room floor with tissues.

he’s stuck at home, which means he’s got nothing to do but annoy you.

[satoru]: haha jk

[satoru]: unless…?

huffing, you quickly type back a response.

[you]: NOT funny. i’m at work.

[satoru]: so what you’re saying is you’ll send them during lunch right ;)

“miss!” itadori shouts, his arm raised. “can fushiguro come to the arcade with us after class?”

“of course,” you say. “but please don’t forget to finish your essays on cursed technique origins. it’s due on monday.”

yuuji’s practically bouncing in his seat as he grabs megumi’s arm. hear that, fushiguro? you hear as you pick up your phone. your mom said yes!

megumi, who usually comes home on the weekends, still looks to you for approval. you assure him with a small nod and smile.

sometimes you just want to wrap him up in your arms and never let go. he may have been another couple’s blessing, but ultimately he’s yours and gojo’s pride and joy. possibly the only one you have left, as it stands.

thought you’re a little sad that he won’t be home for dinner tonight, you remind yourself that he’s growing up. for as long as you’ve known him, he’s always been a sort of lone wolf. but a lone wolf is still a wolf, and a wolf needs a pack.

he’s finally found friends he’s comfortable with, and it’s good that he wants to spend time with them and vice versa.

your phone buzzes insistently in your hand.

[satoru]: pleeeeeaaaase?

[satoru]: i think it’ll really help with my recovery…

[satoru]: if this cold kills me the last thing i want to see is a picture of you

oh, that’s actually kind of—

[satoru]: nude, preferably

maybe it’s a good thing megumi won’t be home tonight. you don’t need any witnesses to the crime you’re about to commit.

[you]: what’ll help with your recovery is a visit to the infirmary.

there’s a short pause, then you watch the little bubble appear and disappear about six times.

[satoru]: shit

[satoru]: is this a scene?

you roll your eyes, waving at the kids as they head out to catch the train.

[you]: i hate you

he doesn’t answer, so you get up to hurry over to your office, shutting and locking the door behind you.

you wait a moment, opening the camera on your phone as you do so.

once the sound of footsteps echoing through the hall disappears, you start unbuttoning the first few buttons of your shirt—

you scream when a loud sneeze startles you, satoru suddenly appearing at your side.

he doesn’t miss a beat, plucking a tissue from your desk and blowing his nose loudly. he throws it in the general direction of the bin before slapping his palm onto your desk.

you can tell he’s attempting to be some sort of seductive, but it’s dampened bu the way he sniffles loudly, his face a little red.

“hello, doctor,” he says, a lazy grin spread across his face. “i’m here for my physical.”

“honey,” you laugh, gently cupping the sides of his face. “you need to rest.”

“but ‘m not tired,” he pouts, leaning in to nose at your neck. his skin is warm against yours, much too warm for your liking.

you tangle your fingers in his hair, scratching lightly at his scalp. “since i’m your doctor, i’m prescribing a nap.”

“a nap does sound kind of nice…”

he gets up, taking your hand and dragging you over to the couch with him. he locks you within his embrace, sighing contentedly as he presses you to his chest.

“wait, satoru i have to supervise the second years’ training—”

it’s too late. he’s already asleep, snoring loudly in your ear.

so you take out your phone and text nanami, asking if he can cover for you this afternoon.

because a sick satoru is a needy satoru, and you won’t be leaving this couch for a while.

#gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #keeping up with the fushigojos

[goblinbabe666]

it should be illegal to wake me up from a nap and demand i go outside to help bring in groceries and then when i get out there and i’m half asleep dropping things because i woke up 2.3 seconds ago to ask if i’m drunk NO IM NOT DRUNK IM BARELY ALIVE RIGHT NOW I HAVENT EVEN GAINED FEELING IN MY HANDS AND IM STILL HALF SURE I NEED TO GO BACK AND GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN TOMORROW

#shut up em #i woke up drenched in sweat. hair stuck to my forehead and clothes stuck to my body. #literally jumped out of bed and ran outside in boxers and the sweaty ‘talk to daddy shirt’ #was clearly clumsy because she walked by my door and shouted ‘GROCERIES’ and nothing else #so i just ran out there thinking something was wrong with the groceries or something but no. just needed me to wake up and help bring them #inside within that INSTANT. despite other people being home #then as i’m out there trying to get my bearings i drop the dog food. #when i bend over to pick it up the creamer falls out of another bag and starts to roll down the driveway. #i go chase after it and miss catching it twice before i finally grab it because i’m TIRED #my mom scoffs and says ‘are you drunk?’ #AND IM NOT EVEN DRUNK IM STONE COLD SOBER #I JUST WASNT EVEN AWAKE. LITERALLY WAS LIKE ‘oh fuck i need to report that car robbery we saw and finish packing and go to my high school #graduation again tomorrow’ #LIKE I WAS STILL PROCESSING THE VIOLENT SHIFT FROM MY WEIRD DREAMS TO REALITY AGAIN

[forlix]

𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁・l.f.

— in which you forget that your hot housemate follows you on twitter.

𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀・1.1k 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴・roommate!felix x gn!streamer!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲𝘀・fluff, flirting, kind of an smau, implied friends to lovers, humor if u count jeongin being a piece of shit

𝗮/𝗻・saw this tweet the other day and it was so painfully lix coded that i knew i had to write something asap. contains a tiny bit of gaming jargon but is hopefully comprehensible. ENJOY ♡

y/n ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ @ y/nxx

if someone brings you fresh cut fruit to your table when you're gaming, they either like LIKE you or it's your mom

11:23 A.M.・Oct. 2023・220.2K Views

bokkie 🐣 liked your post.

“My tweet?”

You read aloud the newest text in your chatroom, and your face brightens when you remember the one in question.

“Oh, about the fruit—no, it’s so true though. And I love my mom, don't get me wrong, but I have an inkling she did it to guilt trip me." You change your posture and adopt your best motherly tone of voice. "‘This is your tenth consecutive hour wasting your young adulthood in front of that damn screen. I am now going to hand deliver apple slices straight to your mouth.’ That kind of vibe, y'know?"

A slew of messages follows your anecdote, but it is a comment from one of your moderators that catches your eye first:

je0ng1n: what about the other option tho 👀

You groan at the sight of his username. “Man, why are you always here? Don't you have a job?"

je0ng1n: i’m on break je0ng1n: taking a dump je0ng1n: ungrateful bitch

You brandish a middle finger to the camera. “Hope the dump sucks."

je0ng1n: HEY je0ng1n: don’t even joke about that :(

An involuntary cackle precedes your next words. “If you’re actually wondering, though, the only person who’s brought me fruit while I’m playing video games is indeed my mother. Heartbreaking, I know.”

At this, the steady flow of messages morphs into a gallery of depressed cat emoticons; your audience never fails to impress you with their way with words.

“But if someone other than your disappointed parent is bringing you fruit,” you go on, “they might as well get on one knee in the process, honestly. That's such an adorable, loving thing to do.”

Suddenly, the words MATCH FOUND splash across your monitor, and you move your cursor to accept the game invite—only to be met with a pop-up window and a familiar error sound that grates on your ears like screeching tires.

You know how this story ends: the lights in your mouse go dark, and you look on in dejected silence.

je0ng1n: LMFAOOOOO je0ng1n: bro’s mouse definitely just exploded again

“You guessed it," you sigh. “Hang tight for a sec, guys."

Half an hour ago, you could’ve sworn you heard sneakers being kicked off, a set of keys falling against plastic. Now, you pull one side of your headphones off and roll your chair a few feet backward, calling through your half-open door: “Lix, are you home?”

You pick up on a soft clunk that sounds like metal hitting wood—the cutting board, maybe?—and then your housemate's low, accented answer bounces off the walls of your shared hallway.

“Yeah, you alright?”

“The mouse,” you say helplessly.

“Ah.” It’s not the first time you’ve summoned him for this. “Be right there.”

A few seconds later, you remember to tack on a hurried disclaimer: “I’m live, by the way!”

“I know.”

This brings a bashful smile to your face, though the expression quickly turns to one of pure dismay when you return to your desk and witness the disastrous state of your chat.

Felix has become a regular guest on your stream by now, always popping in to show you a TikTok or ask for your opinion on a new pair of jeans or simply give your camera an awkward wave—but he may as well own your channel with how completely and unequivocally he has captured the hearts of your viewers. They’re convinced he’s the sexiest person to ever grace the earth, with his chiseled features and coffee-colored eyes; with a grin that could set entire estates on fire and a voice that could scrape the nadir of the Grand Canyon.

Do you agree? Absolutely.

Do you have any intention of voicing this sentiment, so long as you’re splitting rent with him? Absolutely the hell not.

Another of Jeongin’s messages—GET ME HIS NUMBER OR I GET VIOLENT—inspires you to minimize the stream window before Felix gets here. It’s for the best.

A few moments later, the door opens, and the air shifts inside your room. A hand comes to rest on the top of your head; a familiar silhouette appears in your periphery. There is a fond grin plastered across your face and a bright greeting sitting readily on the tip of your tongue.

But then, Felix places a plate of freshly cut fruit in the empty space to the left of your keyboard—here, he hums, the sound falling against the shell of your ear like a drop of melted chocolate. And the gears of your brain grind to a complete stop.

There is no further acknowledgment; no supplementary explanation for what he's just done. He simply picks up your mouse and gets to work.

The words of your tweet swim dizzyingly before your eyes, not unlike those halos of stars and birds that revolve around disoriented cartoon characters. And you’re suddenly, achingly aware of your roommate's arm nudging against yours as he tinkers away; of the aromas of vanilla and laundry detergent that always come with his proximity; of the heat that’s risen to your face, and the plethora of questions that have surfaced to your mind.

A soft huff of laughter follows a gentle utterance of your name, and you snap out of your trance. Felix’s eyes are glinting with amusement when you meet them.

“It’s been recalibrated,” he says, handing back your mouse. “Just give it a few minutes.”

Your fingertips brush over his palm when you accept the object, and even this blink of contact has your heart performing an elaborate hopscotch routine across the plane of your chest.

It’s either your mom, or…

“Thank you,” you mumble, finally retrieving your larynx from the bottom of the Atlantic.

“Anytime,” Felix returns, and you know he means it. “You need a duo, by the way?"

“Yes, please.”

He gives you a warm smile at this, and there’s a hint of something else—something new—in the curve of his lips. “Give me two.” And he’s gone as quickly as he'd come.

You will never know how Felix slips his phone out of his pocket the second he emerges from your room, his pulse hounding his ears as he turns a nervous gaze upon his screen.

There is now a supersonic blur of messages saturating your chatroom, a colorful cacophony of moving emotes and capital letters, but he is focused wholly on the person in front of the camera and how you slowly lift a hand to your mouth, deathly silent despite your every viewer demanding your comment on the matter, your sanguine cheeks visible even through the gaps of your fingers.

That is all he needs to know.

Felix sinks into the leather of his gaming chair and bends to power on his computer. Only after a deep breath blows past his lips does his smile start to stretch into a grin, every bit as embarrassed as it is relieved.

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