#my publisher send me the video btw

[checanty]

I just noticed I didn't tell you yet--which is shameful as it is Tumblr where the Mermaid Scientist was born! My Mermaid Book was picked up by Eye of Newt and is available for pre-order right now (it's coming out very soon, though, so any orders should make it until Christmas if that's a concern of yours)! If you're in North America, I'd suggest ordering directly through my publisher's website, however it's available anywhere you'd usually order books. You can ask your favourite indie book shop to order it for you or--if there's no other option or you're worried about crazy shipping costs where you live--it's available via the place starting with A, which shall otherwise not be named, as well. Please note: This is an edited version of the original book. It's shorter, but with more coherent world building and a beautiful new layout and design. It's a proper field guide now!

#Mermaid book #books #mermaids #field guide #art book #this makes me a traditionally published author-illustrator now :DDD #when we talked about editing the book for publication my publisher was like #we love Dr Lillefisk #Let's keep her! #Now she's in the title! #I made her up on a whim! #Her name is just grammatically incorrect Swedish #I love it so much #just thinking about how everything started and came together #and the book changed and grew and now #7 years later this is where we are! #my publisher send me the video btw #I can't wait to get the book myself!!

[dollcuuum]

<- this girl is really horny rn can she hear about 1 4 23 and 27 with plenty of detail

hii darling 💋

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

i’m actually just a really horny virgin lolol so i’d say masturbation but in reality it’s because i’ve never experienced anything else 😫

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

i’ve tried to come by groping my boobs and playing with my nipples but i always end up crying or really frustrated because i need more!!! so no not yet!!

23. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

i LOOVEEE to take pictures of myself in lingerie or naked 🥺 my camera roll is full of these kind of pictures… i sent some of them to my ex partner but i’ve never thought of publishing them/selling/sending them to strangers because i’m really anxious about what could happen if i did!!! i do not trust social media

27. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

sooo 😇😇 i really really love to make a mess of myself before even starting to masturbate. i’d think of a particular scenario, scroll some blogs, watch porn for like half an hour and feel my pussy dripping and throbbing and wetting my panties i love it sm it makes me feel like a dumb slut !!!! then i’d start to touch my clit over my panties slowly. i love to feel the wetness!!!! i usually try to edge myself a couple times but i fail mostrly 💔💔 need a helping hand for that bcs i have no self control… i finish by using my fingers alone btw. i love to finger-fuck myself my favourite part is when i hear the squelches and wetness inside of me i can’t help but moan like a bitch in heat

++ thanks for asking!!!!

#wlw nsft #lesbian #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw smut #wlw #nsft #queer nsft

[sureuncertainty]

okay so like how do you set boundaries with an internet friend that you don't wanna be friends with anymore? this is no one here, this is someone i know via instagram and I kinda just realized is actually a dick to me? all the time? and i don't wanna talk to them anymore much less have them edit my book (which they offered to do and I stupidly already said yes)

I don't wanna block them without saying anything, i literally have trauma around being blocked for no reason BUT like is that worse than like? just ghosting them forever? cause that's what I've been kinda doing already

this person CLAIMS to like my book but they've also given me stupid super nit-picky and mean spirited criticisms on it that make no sense that are literally like suspension of disbelief things (also they tried to say that it was "unrealistic" for Cain to not be arrested for tax fraud, which like. buddy you're european and you have no fucking idea what CEO billionaires in the US are fucking capable of getting away with apparently lol)

These criticisms were basically unprompted btw. they were like oh can i make some comments and I said yeah sure thinking it'd be something small and then they proceeded to tell me that my entire story makes no sense and kinda mock it and make fun of it and make me feel dumb

so they made me really insecure about my writing and also literally none of my headmates like them and we get that we can't stop them from reading our book when it's published BUT we just don't want to talk to them about it or have them read it for free

i asked a friend about it and they think they're jealous of me and that's why they say they like my book but are also picking it apart and idk if that's true but I don't think they're like... PURPOSEFULLY being an asshole they just are. i literally dread every message I get from them. OH also they called one of my headmates an ableist slur which like okay fine, it's a common slur that people throw around but it was still hmmmm not great (we are not out as a system on instagram btw)

they send me videos that are completely irrelevant to my interests, they've been BUGGING me about when i'll send them the chapters of silence agenda I told them they could edit (which now will not be happening lol). also our very first conversation was them trying to tell me that studying titanic history doesn't matter WHEN I WAS LITERALLY GRIEVING AFTER THE SUBMERSIBLE DISASTER LAST SUMMER AND VENTING MY FRUSTRATIONS ABOUT IT. and i did snap at them that time and we worked it out and both apologized for making assumptions which was fine but still. like i almost blocked them the moment they sent me that message and now i really really really wish I had bc I feel like i'm in too deep

we also have several mutuals in common and i would worry that if I blocked them on everything, they'd ask one of our common mutuals about it (or a mutual would share my art or something) and they'd realize that I have them blocked, and then i'd have to like. explain myself. and i don't feel comfortable telling those mutuals about it bc i DO NOT want to be that person that's like 'hey jsyk you're following this person who is Problematique' bc i DESPISE when people do that

anyway yeah i just don't know how to handle it and any advice would be appreciated. idk how i've been putting up with this person's bullshit for so long like dear lord i kinda felt like i yanked the wool off my eyes today and realized how fucking awful they are to me

#sorry for the massive vent i just wanted to get these feelings out #and i did end up blocking an ex tumblr mutual once and haven't regretted it but they were a radfem #this is different obviously #but yeah none of us want anything to do with this person ever again. we don't wanna put up with their bullshit #win rambles #vent /

[roguemonsterfucker]

Hello, you can call me Unknown.

This blog is my personal space to reblog monster related content but also some other types of post that I find interesting, amusing, or educational.

Warning: - Do not follow if you’re under 18 or if you want to avoid sexual content! This is an adult space and I reblog NSFW content and talk about NSFW things. - Do not follow if occasional talk of dubcon/noncon and cnc (consensual non-consent) bothers you. - I don’t tag most content.

** All messages sent to my ask box will be published publicly to my blog. Anon is always on if you wish to remain anonymous, but do not send messages to me expecting them to stay private. **

My other blogs: - @unknownthemonster: A personal blog where I talk about dildos and my sexual experiences and sometimes general life things. If you ever need to DM me, that’s the place to do it. - @writingsofwerewolves: My personal writing blog. I post about my characters, I post my writing, and I occasionally reblog relatable writing posts there. - @knotbinary: A NSFW textpost blog. For all your spicy text post needs. - @adrianthevampire: A SFW blog for some of my interests like doll collecting, stuffed animals, and video games. - @apprenticesavageopress: A Savage Opress (from Star Wars) fan blog. - @autistic-thrawn: A Thrawn (from Star Wars) fan blog. - @geneticexperiment: A MewTwo (from Pokemon) fan blog. - @yautjaapologist: A Yautja (from Predator) fan blog. - @teameddiemunson: An Eddie Munson (Stranger Things) fan blog. - @monsterfuckerconfessions: A place for all monster enthusiasts to anonymously share any monster thoughts. - @isthemonstervideocute: I’m not quite sure what I’m doing with this blog yet, but I have it lol. - @shippedwithmonsters: My personal selfship blog. - @imagineyourmonster: An “imagine your f/o” selfship blog for people who only want impersonal selfship posts.

Other websites: - Twitter - Youtube - Pillowfort Personal Account - Pillowfort Community (anyone can join and post to it) - Another Pillowfort Community - AO3

Other info: - I love getting asks! Whether they’re questions for me about general monster stuff or my characters, or if they’re just people gushing about their own interests! My ask box is open and anon is always on! Please feel free to share any thoughts your questions you have! (that goes for pretty much all my blogs btw). - Werewolves are my #1 favorite monster, but you’ll see a wide variety of monster content reblogged here. - I’m over the age of 25 but I won’t give more specifics for privacy reasons. - I’ll add more things to this post as I think of them.

[gaytedlasso]

I've never been able to build shapes up into a completely new structure. So with heads, for example, a lot of artists start with a circle and a cross and go from there. I can either draw the full structure the first time or I can't draw it at all. It feels like there's a step between shapes and structures that everyone but me seems to just naturally understand. How do I get better with this?

So what I'm hearing is that you can only build the structure if you like, draw the outlines themselves without any basic sketch? First off, you are not alone trust me! This is a rather tricky one to explain in a tumblr ask but I will do my best and also link some videos. If I don't quite give enough advice here I highly encourage you to send me a picture of a drawing that exemplifies this off anon. If you don't wish for your drawing to be published then send me another anon and I'll post that one.

Two methods that will be helpful for you are called the Loomis Method (head) and the robo-bean (body). This may be the in between you're looking for, and it's much closer to what I do because I never do the circle method. There's a Youtuber I love called Proko and you can find his videos about the Loomis Method here and his video about the robo-bean here. I'll also sketch a few examples for you below.

Excuse the photo of myself for the robo bean example lol. You really need to watch the YouTube videos for a full explanation, but here is a basic rundown.

For the Loomis method you want to draw a circle for the cranium, and then an oval within it. This oval represents the side of the head, and also gives you key measurement points like the ones listed in the drawing. From there you draw the jaw down. To me this makes it so much easier to find the three sections of the head and measure them - not everyone is equally 3, but it’s an average. (The eye shape here refers to the whole eye socket btw)

For the robo-bean method, imagine the body you’re drawing is split into two boxes: one for the upper torso (shoulders to the rib cage) and the hips. These boxes can curve or change angles to mimic the form. The sides of the boxes represent the side of the body. This practice allows for you to quickly add volume to the pose, as well as find the twists and angles of the entire body. In the example drawing you can see that my torso is twisted more towards the camera than my hips. The YouTube video will have more clear examples because they use nude models to demonstrate.

For both of these, please do not hesitate to trace over images to practice! It can be hard to visualize these basic forms from looking at the head and body if you’ve never done it before. This allows for you to build up your muscle memory so you can then do it on your own.

Hope this helps!

#sketch gives art tips

[princess-of-purple-prose]

🎶✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️ (this is huginsmemory btw!!)

Hello!! I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to respond to this!!! Delighted to receive this bc I've been, as the kids, say, very into music lately

"Pathological Facade" by GHOST-- I admit blorbo reasons are half the reason I like this song so much, but it FUCKS (I highly recommend the music video, but caution for rapid movement and imagery regarding pills!)

"Sun Goes Down" by Lil Nas X-- I have been listening to sooo much lil nas recently, so I forced myself to pick just one off the album <3

"Crazy (In the Absence)" by Kiltro-- I love this band so much!! Go check out their new album "Underbelly"!!!

"En Kadhal Solla" from the movie Paiya-- It's just so pretty 💖🌧💖🌧 This movie has so many pretty songs everyone should go check out its soundtrack <33

"We're Screwed" by Unlike Pluto-- here's my orv propaganda for the day, check out this incredible animatic if you wanna cry (brief description of it: A black and white Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint animatic depicting the 73rd Demon King arc, where Kim Dokja sacrifices himself by transforming into a Demon King and forcing his party to kill him)

#asks #muninsthought #kay talks #hope you're doing well!!!!

[bonesandthebees]

Hi, bee or bones, honestly haven't figured out which one I like better.

I'm very new to tumblr, and I've mostly just been ghost stalking posts from fandoms that I like. Lemme tell ya, I've struggled trying to put this ask together, so bear with me /lh.

All that being said.

1) I really enjoyed the end of strings. It's so amazing, and I haven't watched Your Name. but I loved the imagery.

2) Almost everything that I know about qsmp is from your one-shots, and I love it. It's exams month, so I haven't had time to watch hours long streams, and usually I'm in class when they're streaming anyways. Or sleeping lol.

Thanks for all your writing! I first became attached to tommyinnit's clinic, and I fell in love with all your other works. Congrats on 50 published works, btw!

3) I saw a video by JessLess on Youtube about bookbinding fanfics, and I was wondering if I would be able to bind clinic?? I, of course, wouldn't use it for commercial use, but it's my comfort fanfic, and I would love to have it in physical form so I could carry it around and maybe even add little notes in the pages.

-🪶 (I couldn't find a feather quill, and if it's not already taken. And if you don't mind me asking why are asks anonymous sometimes? I'm still trying to figure out the world of tumblr.)

Sorry for this long ask! Thank you for inspiring me!

hi welcome to tumblr!! I'm so glad you enjoy my fics!! very happy you liked the ending of strings :D also regarding my qsmp one shots, I feel like I should tell you that my one shots do not touch on the mystery horror/arg kind of lore whatsoever bc my one shots were centered around q!wilbur who did not get involved in that stuff lol, so if all you know about qsmp if from my fics you are missing a lot of the insanity going on rn (very understandable if you're struggling to catch up though it's a Lot)

regarding book binding go check out the carrd linked in my pinned post. it has my personal guidelines regarding doing that kind of stuff with my fics :)

also i am so sorry but that emoji is not showing up on my computer (I need to update my OS at some point... rip) so you might wanna choose a different one if you plan on hopping in here again 😭

oh and the reason some asks are anonymous is just if the sender wants to be anonymous. sometimes a person might wanna send a blog they like an ask but don't want their 'identity' attached to it, hence why they go on anon for it. it's entirely up to the person sending the ask. sometimes a blog might have their anon asks turned off, meaning people can't send asks on anon which is usually something a blog will do if they're getting harassed since people are far less likely to harass someone just fully out in the open on their main blog. but yeah it's just up to you for the most part!

tysm for the kind words <3

#ask #anon

[selamat-linting]

🎶✨ When you get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favorite followers ✨🎶

(i've been tagged twice for this so im actually pretty excited lol)

1. Periphery - Reptile its 17 minutes of djent and it fucks hard! i dont get genre classifications much but the song also tells a story about alien invasions so i guess its technically some kind of rock opera?

2. SeeYouSpaceCowboy / If I Die First - bloodstainedeyes i've never been there but this song takes the best things from myspace emo music in the mid aughts. watch this in 144p for full immersion

3. VOLA - Head Mounted Sideways this song have the sexiest bass tones i've ever heard. i really like how 'atmospherically heavy' the band sounds in general, if you know what i mean?

4. Dance Gavin Dance - Evaporate imagine youre me. imagine you went to reddit and someone told you to listen to their old songs first before enjoying Evaporate. imagine having your mouth gape wide open as the references from older work starts weaving through the music. Even if you dont know the references, even if youre not part of the fandom, Evaporate is still a very good song. It was so good some people was concerned if this is going to be their last long.

5. Noah - Bintang di Surga this is actually a remastered version of an old song the band did when they're still under the Peterpan name. Both versions are just as good but im posting this instead for recency's sake. Look, this song is just sooo fucking good. Especially in lyrics, like there's people who went through their highschool indo lit class arguing about this song's meaning with their teacher. There are conspiracy videos saying the song is meant to be demonic thats why the lyrics are so subtle and filled with symbolism. the song is just THAT iconic. I will not fucking shut up about this. My personal interpretation of the song is about someone who have gained all the power and all the riches in the world but still felt empty, as if shied away from god's light. The constant use of light and flight related words coupled with grand exaggerations like trusting the sky will catch them if they fail or believing everything is created by God for them only makes the confession that their life felt empty and there is no love left for them hits harder. I should really start translating this song's lyrics so other ppl would get it. Every time I daydream about Vriska, I use this song as her background music.

Okay, now that that's done. I'm gonna tag @potatototheleft @laineysbucketlist @stuhk @babylonbirdmeat @iseeanemeraldinthesky @loudobjectprincess @shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

(btw, you dont have to do this if youre tagged. no pressure!)

#music stuff

[vaveyard]

Well, forgive me for using an old empty account but a lot of your fans are known for bullying people and you are known for not caring and even making videos against random commenters on tiktok and exposing them to harassment, so... 😅 and it's especially unsafe for poc.

Anyway what I meant is that on tiktok and ig you keep comparing your books to LOTR and I think a lot of people are *rightfully* perplexed by it. No need to go all karen about it. Marketing has little to do with it since people expect one thing and get a completely different one when they read your books. Just look at the reviews? People are eveb calling it false advertising, but I guess they're all stupid and you're the only smart person here?

And btw it's not only readers, but even editors and critics that think it's ridiculous. Some of them have accounts and you've mentioned looking at the tags so you might have seen some of their posts. The first time I saw a post about it was on the blog of a freelance editor who's also working on a manuscript and has an agent, they're called spacekat or something, and in the book community here on tumblr are know for giving editing, writing and publishing advice.

Good job for insulting a random person (hundreds of people, actually) from your high horse just because you can't take the mildest of criticism, I guess? Looking at your sm I know that's your thing but I hoped I'd be the lucky exception lol

My bad, by now I should know better than to approach a rich white woman with anything that isn't blind praise 🤦🏾‍♀️

Again, I cannot help you with the myriad of complaints you have regarding the way the traditional publishing industry works, the realities of being an author, or the demands of social media marketing. I will once again point out that using tonal references is not "comparing" and I'm guessing that you will once again ignore anything I have to say on the matter. I really don't understand why you continue to send these messages if you don't actually want a dialogue, or just information on something that isn't your field.

Not sure what you're talking about regarding Tiktok harassment. Or why you're bringing up another Tumblr account. Have a good day!

#ask #that anon

[headless-horsepossum]

this may be a silly question but. what does an editor Do. I ask b/c I might need that service but don't even know I need that service.... hope this doesn't come across rude I'm just genuinely curious

Not silly or rude!! it's a fair question cause there are a bunch of different kinds of editors.

Basically, if you're working on something, (written work in my case but there are like video editors and audio editors and all that too,) you can send it to an editor and they'll help you get it ready for Whatever You Want To Use It For.

.....this got long lmao so i'm putting the rest under a cut ig

I'm very freelance (bc i'm disabled and don't have a degree 🥴) so i take whatever projects come my way, which atm means a lot of Masters and PhD level dissertations/theses, because my mom works for a university that has a lot of international and first-higher-education-degree students but DOESN'T HAVE A WRITING CENTER for some reason, so I'm usually like half editor half writing coach. Which is to say, an editor for a publishing house probably does much different work than I do and tbh I don't know Anything about what they do lol.

but how *my* job works is:

you send me a draft of your project.

I learn as much as i can about the end destination and audience of your project.

(this is a lot easier if you're writing, like, a Memoir or a Pamphlet For An Art Show, and a lot harder if I have to Read The Chicago Style Manual) (Chicago Style is probably fine but their style manual is fucking wack and i stand by that)

I read your project and i mark anything that is either a.) unclear or b.) Against The Rules Of Your Intended Destination

So like, if you're writing a masters thesis, I'm strict with grammar and with formatting. The style your institution is using probably has rules about whether you can use first person, and when you use italics, and whether your citations go in a bibliography or in footnotes or w/e.

If you're writing a Novel, I can be a lot looser with the rules and just look for: is this effective? what is this line Doing? is it doing it well? Does What It's Doing Actually Need To Be Done Right Now?

(editing fiction/creative nonfiction is WAY more fun but i don't get to do it very often. sigh)

I put my suggestions in the document you've sent me, with Track Changes on so you can see everything I've changed. I add comments to the doc wherever I think they're necessary/helpful.

I send the doc with my edits back to you

You (hopefully) read through and decide whether each edit makes sense to you. (this is the most important step, honestly)

If they make sense and you're happy with the resulting draft, my job is done and we shake hands and depart as friends.

If you have questions, or the edits require extensive rewrites, we ideally meet over zoom or w/e and I explain my suggestions to you, and we figure out how to Make The Words Do What You Want Them To Do. You send the doc to me again and I do as much of a second pass as you want/Will Pay Me For.

It's worth noting that there are different *levels* of editing, too. I've done jobs where I'm just checking grammar, or where I'm just checking formatting; I've also done jobs where I meet with the author and we basically write the piece together (which is really fun, actually, I like sitting down and asking, like, "okay, what are you trying to say," and figuring out how to help YOU figure out how YOU want to say it. it's like detective work :3 or therapy possibly). Those all take different levels of time and energy, so for student papers I end up with a lot of, like, "this could really use a thorough content edit/rewrite but it's Due In A Week so we're gonna make sure everything's spelled write and the footnotes are formatted correctly." (which i HATE doing btw, it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do but it Hurts My Brain bc it feels like I'm not Doing My Best which is Hell.)

anyway, the tl;dr is: editors take writing and suggest changes that will make it Perform Its Intended Function Better. the actual act of editing takes a lot of work, and often a degree of background research, too. tip your editors, is what i'm saying.

#editing #writing community #I Guess idk #again: my disabled non-degree-holding ass is just doing my best and learning on the job for a lot of this lmao #this was fun writing though :3 and a good break from my current editing job lmao #so thanks for the ask!!!! mwah #also disclaimer i have Not Edited This Post lmao. thats my job i aint gonna do it for free

[charlieweasleysimp]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Oh, I love these games 💜✨ it’s been a minute since I’ve participated in one and talking about music is one of my favorite things to do 😌 Thank you!

Okay these might (definitely) be more than 5 but I have a few honorable mentions that I adore so, yeah 🙈 I’ll provide links to the songs in case y’all wanna listen 🎶

⬆️ This artist is stunning, she posted the cover of it on Tik Tok before releasing it, and it got me into listening to the actual version by Rainbow Kitten Surprise, who are totally phenomenal. ❤️

Aaaaand speaking of RKS, this is one of my favorites by them 🥰 - ⬇️

⬇️ I’ve been playing this song by Victoria Monét on repeat this week ✨ The video for it is so fucking cute, please give it a watch 💜🥰

And I’m in love with Stoop Kids (I’ve mentioned them before on here I think, they’re a band from New Orleans that just moved here near me and they perform in East Nashville all the time which is a huge treat. I got to see them last Halloween with my husband and some friends) 🎃 They are super entertaining and the lead singer is a cutie. The video that you can hear my husband singing along to is called ‘What We Do’ which is his favorite, but my fave is Average Joe 🤠 btw, I still haaaate that fucking pole, we were right up front but the pole was in the middle of all my videos 🙃😅🥲

⬆️ This October I get to see Noah Cyrus & PJ Harding! Their EP has been played weekly in my house lol, Cannonball is beautiful. Their voices together are flawless. 

⬇️ Gotta mention Taylor Swift- Evermore is still my favorite album 🤠 The top songs alternate but this week it’s Coney Island 🥲

⬇️ I have H.E.R. & Daniel Caesar on the same playlist I play while cooking because of that one song they did together (they sound lovely as a duet), but two of my favorites from their own albums are these songs 💜😌

And lastly, I’ve been playing this one in the car a lot because Elie and I love listening to Rex Orange County together 💜

Sorry for being so extra and adding all of this but I truly love music and talking about it makes me happy 😌✨

I’ll tag some wonderful people below, feel free to share your favorites if you feel up to it ☀️🌈 Love you guys 💜 Have a great rest of your weekend! Thank you again @wisteria-blooms !

Tagging- @madelineorionswan @lifeofkaze @simply-ellas-stuff @the-al-chemist @kc-needs-coffee @whatwouldvalerydo @indigobackfire @inthemiddleofeverywhere @my-amazing-nerdyness @andy-blur

Editing this at the bottom bc I just remembered that it said to publish and send as an ask, my bad 🥴 look at me skipping important details again, I’m so sorry y’all 🙃

#thank you! 💜✨ #music asks #asks

[sweetestpopcorn]

Did you ever thought about monetizing your fic

Hi there 🤗

That’s a very interesting question so thank you so much! 

The answer is no. Not ever.

Several reasons.

One and really the one that to me matters the most: it’s illegal. The asoiaf books are copyright material, they belong to George and his team and publisher. While he can’t do anything about people writing fanfictions with his characters and universe - hell, he even profits from the high budget crappy fanfictions hbo creates - he can if they monetize them. He can sue people who make money out of his work (without his consent and a contract). People have done so in the past, I believe the most notorious of them has been Anne Rice, and the people she sued weren’t even making money out of it (as far as I know). Ouch. These were dark days for fanfiction and if you search for it I think there are some cool videos on the topic. Like a fanfiction history lesson XD 

AO3 protects fanfiction artists against this type of crap BUT only if they aren’t profiting out of their fanfictions. If you are asking for money, actually you are not allowed to have your work on their platform and they will make you either remove the monetising links/requests for money, or they will remove your fanfictions.

I respect creators enough to not monetize out of something they created not I. This is not my creation nor my characters. George has the right to decide who gets to use them and make money from it. Is he choosing right? Not in my opinion. Can I or anyone do anything it? Apart from not giving them money, also no. It’s his work he can do whatever he wants. But because it’s his work, I can play around with it but I CANNOT ask for money. And won’t. 

Number two, I don’t think my writing is as good as to be worth actual money. I am not a native English speaker, and I don’t have any degree in literature, history, or humanities. My background is science and this has been the focus of my formal education. Furthermore, the style I write in only works (in my opinion) for fanfiction, not actual literature and I consider myself completely unable to write anything outside fanfiction. I just don’t have the imagination and skill, and that’s fine. It was never my goal to be a writer in life, this is just a hobby leading me to:

Point three: I like the freedom of doing this as a hobby and not getting paid for it.

I work in a highly toxic environment (which is why I always think it’s funny when people send me hate, like b:tch who are you? The people I know and work with would eat you for breakfast, they would laugh at you!), in which my normal is having people have very high standards and holding me to those standards, many times under the threat of unemployment and defunding. I have been called lazy, stupid, entitled when I say no to something… I have been made to do things I don’t agree with because figures of authority who I have to report with told me so and think they know more than me. This is not a “me” issue btw. Almost everyone in my field has experienced this at one point of time or another. And very unfortunately many later on go on to do this to others.

People who have been bullied make the best bullies :/

So when I am writing fanfiction, I love the freedom of being able to just write what I want, for myself, because I want to do so and to not have to please anyone.

And the reason why I can do this is because I am not getting paid. Hence, I owe no one anything and I can do what I want :)

When entitled *insert word of choice here* people come up to me and try to lecture me/tell me where I am wrong/ tell me what to write, I can tell them to p#ss right off :) you have no idea how good that feels for me! Because if they don’t like my fanfictions, I can give them back exactly the 0 dollars/euros/pounds/reais/whatever currency they use that they had to pay to read my crap 🤗

Also to all of you who think you are anyone to tell fanfiction writers where they are wrong/ what you want/ or think you can use comment sections as your sexist Reddit posts, here you go besties:

This one, like the fanfictions, is free 🤗

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind polite requests or suggestions at all! Even if I won’t do it, I know how it feels like to like something from someone and wish they would create something that you want. I don’t mind and I see nothing wrong with it!

But we all know the difference between being polite and being an entitled pos who thinks fanartists are there to cater to them and their wants and needs. And when something happens they don’t like, they think it’s a personal attack.

To end this on a positive note, I want to assure everyone I was lucky enough in life to be well off. 

I have a good job and I make my living from it. Fanfictions are just a hobby of mine and they will remain so. But if you want to give me something back, my request would be to:

-respect my wishes when I say I don’t want to have anything to do with redacted

-leave me some kudos if you think my story was good (I don’t expect them but they are nice to have), or a comment if you like writing those. If not you also don’t have to. You can just say you are funny because I love making people laugh :)

-and/or help charities in your community, especially for animals. This is something I do all the time especially for cats. They are so often forgotten and they are subjected to so much cruelty 🥺 

Do good to others and I am getting all the monetisation I need ❤️ I say this all the time, real world is cruel enough so let’s do some good. Let’s focus on what we enjoy! Let’s nerd out about characters and ships that we enjoy! Let’s laugh together and create things and have fun! 

All the best to you ❤

#I really appreciate this ask #sorry I am not more articulate in my answer #popcorn answers

[briankang]

saw someone on twitter post the minho picture from children's day and one of the replies was like "he still looks scary, i'd still run away from him on the playground" and i wanted to cry. i saw a youtube video on a SOFT COMPILATION say "i'm still scared of him" and one person was like "why" and the op was like "he's just really scary. i'd run away from him" and? like are these children saying these things? i'm so confused because that man is legitmately my safe place and comfort in so many ways

also the things people act are their entire personalities are like less than 15% of what's actually going on. hyunjin throws a fit about coffee on his sweater ages ago, but yes he's always a "drama queen" and only a "drama queen." minho makes some sarcastic remarks and jokingly threatens his members while playing with them? while at the same time being so very soft and loving in his own ways and all the members feel safe with him? but yes, he's always "mean" and "cold." make it make sense :(

ok first off anon i'm sorry bc i meant to reply to this earlier but right as i was about to publish it the entire page went white and i lost my entire response so i just. stepped away from my laptop to enjoy my evening JLDKSGJLDSKLDKS BUT YKNOW WHAT. LETS GET INTO IT!!!!!!!!

ok first off. THOSE PICS WERE SO CUTE???????? that makes me so ?????? like are we looking at the same post. anyways i'm not saying certain fans are better than others but i will say i think twt stays in general are muuuuuuch more toxic and just......mean in general. also i will never forget the EMBARRASSING shit they pulled around award season of faking being new stays and asking people here on anon questions in an attempt to try and trick us into voting for like. the mamas bc "we weren't doing enough" and they then proceeded to send hate to gif creators about how we'll "never be noticed for our work" whatever the hell that means LMAO like whatever opinions they have a v invalid to me after that JLKDSGJDSKLSK.

as far as yt content goes i was actually saying to @geniaparadox in a reply to my post about how i think a lot of those misconceptions begin with those "intro to skz" videos that essentially will boil down like. 2-3 traits to describe the boys. i know a lot of yt compilations in general just....sort of further that agenda as well like. back last year my friends and i decided to do youtube video deep dives into our favorite groups and we shared them via discord calls (it was v fun) and i did skz and just......so many videos about the boys individually (which i wanted to put in to sort of show off their charms) are just....about one trait of theirs. for hyunjin its being dramatic. for minho it's being "mean" or "savage". and so on and so forth. and it's so hard to get a sense of their ACTUAL charms when that's the main content (and if i'm being v honest a lot of it is not even funny enough lmao i struggled SO HARD to find stuff that was representative AND entertaining and funny for each of them, which btw i find stayblr is actually best at finding their charm points and putting them into gifs series).

while i think all of the boys have this weird one or two traits put upon them, it's done to minho and hyunjin the most similarly, and to one of the worst degrees (besides chan, which is. my god an entirely different conversation i could have about how WEIRD he's viewed by SUCH a large bit of the fanbase but that's for another post lmao). the problem really boils down to these people only seeing them almost as these little projections, they pick a couple traits like they're fictional characters and run with it. it's the same reason people say the cringiest shit to them in video calls (despite winning one myself i cringe at watching most, i avoid them at all costs unless they're actually worth it and funny LMAO), the same reason people will sit and use christopher as a therapist during chan's room: they don't see them as people. a lot of k-pop realistically IS about the fantasy, which i get! it's v fun to indulge in that actually, i have fun too! but at the end of the day i'm here bc i enjoy them not only as artists and musicians, but as people and entertainers. i don't know them personally, obviously, but from the bits they've shown us, i love that. i think they have good hearts and mean well, and i want them to succeed. they're v much people who have made mistakes and struggle and to me, that's part of the package. i wouldn't ever want to see them as untouchable or perfect because...they're not. they're 8 guys who while v talented and v sweet and imo love each other and the people that love them very much, are just. guys following their dreams. again, to me that's their appeal! but for some people it isn't and...well, lmao.

which on a note, bc @seungknow mentioned it, the whole "meanhoe" thing honestly and truly gets me going bc i truly find it so odd that it gained so much popularity when it's...not a v nice nickname to begin with lmao? like.........v genuinely i would love someone who thinks that's v funny to sit down and explain what the funny bit is. it's such a strange thing to say about a member of a group you claim to love lmao????

i guess at the end of the day a lot of this does boil down to age (a lot of stays are younger, which is fine! most will prob grow out of it tbh) and an influx of new fans (obv they've exploded in popularity, which is both good and bad), but i simply think if you're a grown adult viewing these men like this, and you've been around for enough time to have seen past those "jokes" in their content (obv casual fans aren't counted here, i'm talking people who watch videos/most content, keep up stuff outside of music, etc) but still continue to do so, do you actually like them, or do you just like using them for whatever little fantasy u have conjured up about them?

that all being said i hope this is a nice little space for u anon!!!!!! we only love and appreciate the boys here on followmylane dot tumblr dot com!!!!!!! especially minho!!!!!!!!! sorry to ramble like this i simply have a lot of Thoughts LMAO i hope u enjoy your day/night!!!!!!!!

#asks #anonymous #unable to shut the fuck up disease strikes again......truly #LMAO #anyways. this got long. i also hope it makes sense?? #this comes across v bitter i think this is the meanest i've ever sounded here LMAO I JUST HAVE SOME COMPLAINTS!!!! #anyways

[nityarawal]

Notes to random Idy camp sister hustling bribes at court:

Jenny (Gemma) Wood:

F-bombs kill Fairies!

Excuse me? What are you talking about?

It seems your medicine isn't working! I pray you alkalinize while you have time & find your creativity with the Lord. Prayers & peace for your soul.

Just not into this vibe. God bless! Enjoy your scriptures today. Xo

Nitya

I publish everything my dear. You got no dirt on me! Everyone wants to dance with my family in court. Get in fucking line. I'll get your son out first! Lol

I'm a freedom fighter.

What's his name? (:

Peace,

Nitya

My friends wanted to invite you over last night!

My intuition was right! I said:

No her vibe is off. She's on Psyche meds & I don't think she's supportive of my family.

Peeps like that are often court contentious to put family away.):

I'm a freedom fighter.

She's really suffering- quite ill.

Nailed it didn't I?

Nitya

Is that how you talk to the Lord? Don't contact me until you find your 'faith' please. 2nd warning. 3 strikes your on blast gf!

Send me your videos. I did not give you permission to record me. This is a violation of my rights. I have full copyright of my person as an artist. I will report this as a violation of International custody battle & real estate probate scam. It's Treason.

Who hired you to be a court handler in smear campaign? (:

Lmk and I'll go easier on you. The word is my Real Estate license. A full disclosure journalist/realtor. Did you really thunk a random camp sister could meddle with me? What a joke. It's obvious you're a court rat- drugged on poisons.

Send me your son's name wrongfully incarcerated and I'll get him out so you don't rot in hell For selling him on black market.

You're welcome.

Moms don't let Idy kids get raped girlfriend!!!!

I hope you find your unconditionally loving Mamma Gene's before it's too late!

'O' seems like a Diseased mess!

I have many friends suffering because of waspy cowgirl games.

No one wants to sleep with you because of this. You're toxic and not appropriate vibe for moms or kids.

Grateful your mother tried.

Enjoy your moonshine sista'!!!!(:

Nitya

FYI- I don't post work on Facebook. Boycotted site years ago & Elon is sitting on Zuckerberg's head farting and refunding my legal fees for bitchy bullying- like this- "girlfriend!" LOL

Not!

Cambridge analytica scandal alot bigger than your drunk ass!(:

Nitya

Are you crazy? I wasn't there. You are delusional! Call your Dr.

I let my Camp bros you're deluded & spreading Slander about nonsense. What's wrong with your brain? Are you on meth? Addicts will say anything for a fast buck- amazing! Lol

You were obviously trying to traffic more kids at a innocent party there. What's wrong with you? I was home at my Camp cooking. Do you often hallucinate on moonshine drunk?

I will let kiddies know you're pimping them to cops on bribes for Rapes though at campsite there asap.

BTW none of the guys here are up for taking a hit for the team! This is gross you Slander & smear people for bribes. Fess up. My Pen is ruthless= truth. Like a flood on your head.

Fucking Palm Springs gays deserved it! Lol

Marilyn Peed finally on their deserving heads. Go get the next piss from her will you? (:

[scorpionyx9621]

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 5 of your favorite blogs (negotiable but positivity is cool) 🎶✨

I didn't forget! Thank you for the ask btw!

So Good: Halsey: very emotional song. I've loved Halsey ever since my Tumblr friend turned IRL best friend @nat-wing introduced me to Halsey. Is it a positive song? Eh not really but I've always liked a lot of Halsey's more droning and melodic songs like Hopeless and Still Learning. So Good is very personal to me as 8 years on, I'm still fighting to let go of a lot of trauma from a past relationship and I'm just now beginning to feel okay enough to truly be open and vulnerable with people again.

Supernova: Kylie Minogue: I'm a gay man. RuPaul's Drag Race exists. What Blu Hydrangea served, Shea Coule and Monet X Change absolutely demolished. All three are wonderful performers and this dancy techno beat with amazing vocals is just too catchy.

I Believe: Nordex: this is a song from a video game, does it count? I'm counting it. Yes I am very aware just how weeby Persona 5 is. You don't have to tell me 5 million times. But this song is a part 2 and almost a response to the song you hear when you are infiltrating a palace and are about to fight a boss called Life Will Change. I Believe got me through a shit ton with my early professional career and it's a song I'm quite attached to still.

Famous Last Words: My Chemical Romance: So hey friends; if you somehow didn't know already I'm a late-emo! (Hopped on the warped tour scene at a fresh age of 13 way back in 2009!) I'm old! I know! Also I went and saw MCR live a few weeks ago! I actually got to march in The Black Parade! Tacoma Dome is the worst venue ever but 9/10 concert! I keep forgetting Gerard is in his 40's now and I don't understand how he has the energy to your when I get winded doing a lap around the mall. (Don't get fat kids) anyways anecdotes aside this is a wonderful song and everyone should listen to it.

Learn to Let Go: Kesha: before I am a man, before I am a human being, I am a Kesha stan. I've loved Kesha since Tik Tok. To know just how much pain and suffering she's gone through but has turned around and made such uplifting and positive music. Kesha truly has been there during the darkest times of my life. Her album Rainbow truly speaks to my soul and Learn to Let Go, from Kesha's words herself "It's about embracing your past, but not letting it define you." I'm getting misty-eyed writing this but it's helped me process so much of my life and I'm still using it to process through things.

#Ask Jack #thanks for the ask!!

[whiteqnn]

Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem! Reader

Summary: Sean invites one of his good friends - Y/N - to play with him and the group. She has a lot of fun with them, but at the same time is too oblivious, too nice, and too pure to notice that one particular Among Us player has taken a liking to her the moment he heard her voice...

Notes: Hello everyone! This is the very first time I’m publishing something bigger in here, I’m honestly still figuring out how Tumblr works, even though I’ve had this account for quite some time now 😅. That being said, please don’t expect anything super impressive. I tried my best though just so you know. 🥺

A/N- It didn’t turn out as I expected, but I really hope at least some of you find it enjoyable :(

Y/C/N - your channel name

part 2

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PURE [1]

“Did you guys find anybody?” Felix asked, as the number of players still showed just 7 of them. They could just start now, but the game would be way more fun with a full lobby. 

“Yeah, Lily’s joining. I just texted her the code, so she should be here at any moment.” Sykkuno replied after receiving a text message from the said girl. “Oh, and Corpse also said he’d be joining soon.” 

“Great. Anyone else?”

 “I think Jack was also bringing someone, right?” Dave asked.

“Huh? Oh yeah, I have one coming, she’ll join us in a few” the asked man replied at the same moment Lily’s character appeared in the lobby. 

“Who you’re bringing Jack?” 

“Y/N” he said, causing Felix to gasp in shock and yell into his mic:

“How the fuck did you manage to convince her? I’ve been bugging her about this game for the past week and she always had some excuse!” 

“What can I say, my charm is irresistible” Jack replied nonchalantly, causing everyone in the lobby to laugh at his fake deep voice.

The number of participants changed to 9, as a little black astronaut with horns on his helmet appeared in the lobby. 

“Corpse, you’re here!” Rae’s character ran up to the man, circling him excitedly. 

“Hey man!”

“What’s up, Corpse?”

“Hello everyone” his deep voice sounded out “Sorry to keep you waiting.”

“All good man, we’re still waiting for one person.” Felix reassured him “Sean, why is she not here yet? Are you sure you’ve sent her the right code?”

“Of course I am!” he all but shouted at Felix “And about that, she just texted me to give her a few more minutes and that we should start without her.”

“We can just wait, right?” Lily offered, earning a few hums of approval from the others.

“I think it might take a little longer than a few minutes, she has some problems with her microphone.”

“Who are you guys talking about?” Corpse asked, completely unaware of who Jack was referring to.

“Wait, Jack, you mean Y/N from Y/C/N?” Sykkuno asked suddenly, only then realizing why this name sounded familiar

“Yeah, the one and only” Jack replied, a smile evident in his voice.

“Oh my god, I love her videos!” Rae exclaimed at that “She’s so funny and sweet!”

“Yeah! Her new video is so freaking cute, I wish she’d upload more often.” Poki agreed. 

“Right?” Jack said, clearly very proud of his friend. “But don’t let that sweet demeanor fool you guys cause she’s one of the best players I’ve encountered in this game.”

“That’s true, she’s a secret big brain genius” Toast confirmed, making Pewdiepie gasp once again. 

“wHAT??YOU TWO PLAYED WITH HER?!” Felix’s offended voice boomed through everyone’s headphones “HOW DARE YOU. HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE ME?!” 

“That’s for not inviting me to your latest Cringe episode!” Jack was quick to respond, making others in the lobby laugh at their mini fight. 

“Oh, so that’s where I recognized her from!” Sykkuno nearly shouted when he finally put two and two together. “I can’t wait to meet her, she seems like a really nice person.”

“She is! When she got impostor for the first time she refused to kill me” Toast explained, earning himself a couple of Aww’s from his friends. “So we just ran around the emergency button until I called the meeting and voted her off.”

“Yeah, only to be her first victim in the next game.” Jack all but giggled, clearly very amused at the memory of Y/N going into a full berserk mode. No one except for him and Toast knew how good she really was at this game... 

“She’s basically the wolf in sheep’s skin” Felix concluded with a chuckle “Very soft wolf, however.”

“She’s like the complete opposite of Corpse, both in voice and personality” Jack suddenly said, making Felix laugh wholeheartedly at something only two of them understood at the moment. 

“I don’t know how should I take that” Corpse admitted with a chuckle. He remained silent for most of the conversation since he didn’t really know who the guys were talking about. But he would lie if he said he wasn’t intrigued by this girl at least in the slightest. Although he heard about her channel, he hasn’t seen any of her videos, so he didn’t really know what to expect. But hearing what gamers like Sean and Felix said about her, he knew he’s not gonna be disappointed once the girl joins them in the game. 

“Imagine Corpse and Y/N talking.” Felix said suddenly with a seemingly very amused voice.

“Imagine Corpse and Y/N both being Impostors” Toast said, which resulted in many of them shouting over each other at how crazy that would be. 

“Alright, now that you mention this I start fearing the moment two of them meet” Jack confessed with loud laughter following the sentence. Corpse chuckled deeply under his breath, at the same time glancing at the questions his audience was asking him in his stream. He could hardly read any, as there were quite a lot of people asking, so all he saw was just a bunch of comments moving at the speed of light in his chat. He wouldn't say it out loud, but he was slightly nervous, seeing the growing number of people watching his stream. It was still a rather new thing to him, and he feared he'd say something inappropriate, or just make a complete idiot out of himself. 

"At least no one can see me..." he mumbled under his breath after muting his microphone. 

"Oh! Y/N just texted me! She's joining the call right now!" 

"Fuck yeah!" Felix shouted excitedly "Just so you know Jack, I won't forget that you two played without me."

"Uh-oh. Is that a threat? Are you threatening me now?" 

"It's a warning" Felix replied, receiving a series of gasps from other players. "If I get impostor, you're the first one on my list."

"Okay, everyone heard that! You know who to vote off when I'm dead!" 

"It's so cool to play with someone new, I wonder if she's as good as you guys depict her" Sykkuno spoke up, but before anyone could answer his question, a new character popped up in the lobby.

*** 

"Hi everyone! I’m sorry I left you just like that, but this stream would be completely useless without me being able to answer your questions. Fortunately it wasn’t anything serious, I just had to readjust my mic and go through the settings to find what was wrong. Took some time, but here I am now!” Y/N chirped into her microphone, smiling apologetically at her webcam. At the moments like this, she really appreciated how supportive her audience was. No one was hating on her when she had to get off the stream for a couple of minutes, and everyone was just so understanding that it made her heart melt. Perhaps her audience wasn’t very big, but it felt almost like a second family to her. 

“Anyway, as you already know from my twitter, today I’ll be playing Among Us with my friends and their friends! I can’t wait if I’m being honest, last time I played this game was so much fun, and there was only a few of us.” she admitted with a genuine smile on her face. “Let’s just text Sean now so we can get into the lobby...”

Y/N: Ready to play with you guys ^^

Jackaboy: Great! You got that mic fixed already? 

Y/N: Yes, everything is fine. I’m sorry you had to wait so long.

Jackaboy: It’s all good kiddo, no worries. I’ll call you and send you the code in a sec. 

Y/N: Perfect, thank you Sean :)

Jackaboy: Btw, everyone can’t wait to meet you ;-)Y/N stared at the screen for a moment, only now, seconds before joining the group, realizing how nervous she felt. From Sean’s tweets she saw earlier, she figured that the lobby was right now full of many famous streamers, those she wouldn’t even compare herself to. It’s not that she thought of herself very low, but... being among such youtube celebrities like them made her panic a little bit. She didn’t want to look like a complete fool amongst them. 

Playing or recording with Sean and Felix was something else because she knew those guys for years (and yet still sometimes found herself thinking how lucky she got to be able to call them her friends). She felt good in their company, not worrying about choosing the right words. But amongst the rest of the players, she knew only Toast and talked with Rae maybe once in her life... 

What if the rest won’t like her? 

Y/N cleared her throat, realizing that she was still staring at her phone like hypnotized and her audience was already asking her what’s going on. She quickly typed in the code Sean had texted her and readjusted her headphones, before joining the discord chat.

“THERE SHE IS” screamed Sean, making her grin from ear to ear, hearing how excited he was “Little wonderchild!”

“I think you meant little TRAITOR” Felix corrected him with a scoff. A silence settled in the lobby as everyone was waiting for Y/N to speak up.

“Um... hello everyone..” she said softly, almost inaudibly, a sudden wave of shyness taking over her. “I’m Y/N” 

“Oh, you were right about that Corpse thing!” replied another, also very soft and very sweet voice, and Y/N saw the image of someone named Lily pop up. “It’s like the exact opposite!” 

“See? Told ya. Everyone, meet Y/N/N, the little angel from Y/C/N.” 

“Hey Y/N!”

“Hi there!”

“Hey, what’s up?”

“H-Hi, so great to meet you, Y/N!” a very friendly sounding voice said, and a little lime astronaut with the name Sykkuno above it started running around her. “Can’t wait to play with you!”

“That’s so nice, thank you” she replied with a wide smile on her face, moving around his character as well. “I can’t wait to play with you too, actually with all you guys. It’s so great to be here with you.”

“Jack I swear she’s the cutest little thing I’ve ever heard. Where the hell did you find her?!” Poki all but yelled at the man, making Y/N giggle to herself and in-process loosen up a little bit. They all seemed like someone she’d happily be friends with. 

“Or rather, where do you get one?” someone else commented, making them all burst into laughter, Y/N included. 

“Guys, what did I say about that sweet demeanor...” Jack said after calming down from his fit “Don’t put your guard down just because she sounds like that!”

“Wait- what did you tell them about me?” Y/N asked confused, the tone of her voice making him laugh even more “Jack!”

“Don’t worry, only the good stuff” a very deep, low voice spoke up, leaving her taken aback for a moment. Her eyes widened slightly and she glanced at the name of that person, reading out CORPSE. Now that’s something she didn’t expect... 

“Corpse, mind your manners! You didn’t even introduce yourself!” 

“Oh, shit- yeah, sorry. Um, I’m Corpse, it’s very nice to meet you Y/N” he replied right after, making her lip corners curl up into a smile. 

“Nice to meet you too Corpse, you have a really pleasant voice.” she spoke sweetly, completely unaware of the chaos that was taking place in her stream chat. She didn’t even think of it the way her audience did, she just simply spoke up her mind, and being an incredibly nice person - turned it into a compliment.

“Oh- wow. I mean, thank you so much. I love your voice too, it’s really sweet” he replied, nervously chuckling at the end, before muting his mic. It was, however, enough for Felix and Sean to start teasing him, as the two immediately screamed:

“SIIIMP!!!”

“It’s the voice Felix, I told you he’d fall into her trap!” 

“Wait- he was just being nice, guys! Stop making fun of him” Y/N immediately defended the man, trying to speak up over the hysterical laughter of the other players. 

“Oh my god, but what if they both get impostors and they both pull the voice cards on us?!” Rae managed to yell through all the noise, making Y/N even more confused.

“Wait, what? What do you mean? I don’t understand.” 

“Don’t worry Y/N, that’s how I feel all the time around them.” Sykkuno seemed to be the only one who heard her question, as the rest continued their gabbing without giving her as much as a glance. 

“Alright, let’s start the game maybe. I might have a few old scores to settle” Toast cleared his throat theatrically, his astronaut coming face to face with Y/N’s. 

“Oh, you mean me? I thought I already apologized!” she replied frantically. “You gave me no choice Toast, I didn’t even want to kill you in the first place...”

“BUT YOU DID. IN THE VERY FIRST ROUND” 

“I’m sorry!” 

“Alright, enough! Toast, just don’t kill her right away, okay? Let her run around the map, fearing for her life for a moment.” Y/N gasped upon hearing Jack’s words, clearly sensing the smirk behind his voice. 

“Wha- Jack?! Since when are you against me?!” 

“Don’t worry Y/N, I won’t let them hurt you. You haven’t played with us yet, I’ll protect you.” 

“Oh, thank you so much Sykkuno! I’ll protect you too!” 

“Great. Another one simping...” was Felix’s last words, before the game began. 

Y/N sighed in relief upon seeing the word crewmate forming on her screen, but at the same time feared Toast’s inevitable revenge. She thought they'd already buried the hatchet, but it seemed that he was desperate to make her pay for the last time they played together. 

“Aw, Sykkuno was serious” she mumbled with a smile, when his lime astronaut started circling her white one, so she would follow him. “Okay, let’s do some tasks.”

They both made their way towards the medbay, Sykkuno patiently waiting nearby as she did the scan, then Y/N waiting for him to do the same. The moment his little character stepped towards her, a meeting was called by none other than Felix.

“What happened?” Rae asked.

“I called the meeting because I’m afraid of Jack” he responded, causing everyone to laugh. “Seriously though! Dude’s been following me around the whole time.”

“I was just making sure nobody kills you.”

“Yeah don’t go all Sykkuno on me!” Felix screamed, making the call erupt into even more laughter. 

“Alright, are we skipping?” 

“Yeah.”

“Guys, my life is in danger!” Felix wouldn’t give up. “Come on, show some support! Y/N? You played with him, you know his techniques!” 

“Sorry Felix” Y/N giggled, clicking the skip button. 

When the next round began, Sykkuno was quick to join Y/N on her way towards admin, where they both found Poki doing the upload. They did the card swipe and left her there, when the lights suddenly went off.

“Uh-oh. Let’s head the opposite direction, Sykkuno” the girl murmured, dancing around his character and heading towards Comms instead of going to Electrical. It was the easiest way to die, after all. 

Once they entered the room and waited for someone to fix the lights, Y/N could see another figure appear in the same location. She couldn’t recognize whose character it was, but upon seeing the horns on the helmet she smiled to herself.

“Hey there, Corpse” she said, walking up to the black astronaut, who was standing still in the same place as if he was just watching her and Sykkuno run around Comms instead of doing their tasks. 

They stood like that for a couple of seconds until Corpse turned around and ran away, and that’s when the first body was reported. 

“Oh no, Jack!” 

“Poor guy. He’s gonna haunt us now.”

“Where’s the body?” 

“Navigation” replied Rae, who was the one to find Sean’s green astronauts’ body “Didn’t see anyone around, but I’m pretty sure someone just vented right in front of my eyes...”

“Any suspicions?” Toast asked.

“Um, not really sure, it was the exact same moment the lights went off. I was doing tasks with Jack and then he just died. I only saw the vent close, nothing or no one else.”

“Okay, where are you guys right now?” 

“I’m in admin with Dave, we only passed Poki when we got there.” Lily’s voice sounded out, quickly being joined by Poki’s explanation.

“Yeah, I was finishing the upload when you guys came in, Y/N and Sykkuno saw it”

“Did you see her?” Toast asked, addressing his question towards the white and lime astronauts. 

“Yes, we were doing the card swipe before going to Comms. Corpse joined us for a moment and then left.”

“Yeah, I was on my way to fix the lights when I stumbled upon them in Comms, the body was reported the exact moment I left.”

“Can someone confirm this? I mean, did someone see you besides the two of them?” Toast continued his questioning. 

“I think I only saw Felix in Medbay.”

“Hmm, so no one really knows where you were this whole time. You could easily lure Jack into Navigation and kill him there. Is that what you did, Corpse?”

“Woah, that’s some serious accusation” Corpse replied in his usual, low and calm voice. “Where were you Toast? You seem the only one who still doesn’t have an alibi”

“Neither does Felix.” Y/N spoke innocently, and the mentioned man quickly started his explanation.

“Okay, I was with Jack at the beginning but he clearly can’t confirm this since someone snapped his fucking neck. We’ve split up in O2 after doing our tasks and then he must’ve gone with Rae. I just wandered around the map, escaping from the death.”

“Hmm, so not only were you one of the last people to see him alive, but you also admit to not doing your tasks” Y/N said, trying her best to keep her voice steady and stop herself from laughing. She was sure Sykkuno was doing the same thing, they both refused to do any tasks after the lights went off, after all.

“Yeah, but does that already makes me an Imposter? I’m just scared for my life, that’s all.”

“Y/N has some good logic, but I’m not really sure it’s Pewds. I mean, I saw him in Medbay and he really seemed to be just jogging around.” Corpse said, his voice almost immediately doing its magic, as people more or less willingly agreed to skip this round as well. 

“I think it’s Felix. I mean, I haven’t played with him yet, but I have this feeling that he’s just acting.” Y/N said to her chat after muting herself. She went towards Weapons to do another task, seeing Sykkuno’s little character follow her once again, but the doors were suddenly locked and his lime astronaut remained in Cafeteria. “Oh no, Sykkuno” she sighed with a pout on her face, deciding against waiting for him and risking getting her neck snapped. She finished her task in Weapons and moved towards another location, when suddenly Corpse appeared in front of her, coming right out of nowhere. 

“Oh- Corpse, you scared me to death” Y/N breathed a laugh, watching as his character stood still for a couple of seconds, before circling around her white astronaut. Y/N nodded her head with a smile, even though he couldn’t see her, and followed him in Shields, where they found Poki’s dead body. 

“The body is in Shields” Y/N replied right after reporting the body, only to gasp in shock when she realized more than one person was killed. Red crosses decorated not only Poki’s name but were also visible next to Dave and Lily. 

“What the hell?!” Felix all but yelled into his mic, obviously shocked just like everyone else who was still alive. 

“Now that’s... a lot of bodies” Sykkuno mumbled under his breath. 

“Alright, who’s in Shields? Y/N, you said you found the body there, which one?”

“Poki’s, Corpse was there with me” her reply was followed by his short and low hum. 

“Sykkuno, where are you? I didn’t see you anywhere since the last round.” Felix asked, clearly accusing the lime astronaut of being a murderer. 

“I was... doing the wires in electrical, Toast was there for a moment as well.”

“Yeah but I was only searching for the body, so I saw you maybe for a second” Toast replied, building even more suspicions around Sykkuno.

“But- guys, you know I wouldn’t kill two people in one round, let alone four of them.”

“No one says you did that, I only mentioned that you were nowhere to be seen. You could’ve been sabotaging the map for the other Impostor” Felix said nonchalantly.

“Guys, I-”

“It’s him! It must be him!” Rae shouted through her mic. 

“Sykkuno is 100% innocent, I can vouch for him” Y/N’s voice sounded out in everyone’s headphones “We were together since the start of the game and he didn’t kill me, even though he had quite a number of chances to do so.”

“Weren’t you with Corpse this time?” Felix asked suspiciously.

“I was! But at the beginning, I was with Sykkuno, until someone locked him in Cafeteria. That’s when we split up.”

“And you haven’t seen him ever since?”

“Well, no, but-”

“Then I can assure you it was only a matter of time before he’d stab you in the back” Toast concluded, making Sykkuno gasp in confusion.

“Wha- No, I would never do that! Y/N is our guest, I was just making sure she was okay!”

“Sykkuno, simping won’t save your life right now” 

“Wha- I- Guys!” he tried to stutter out some logical explanation “Y/N, don’t believe them!”

“I don’t, I know you’re innocent! C’mon guys, he wouldn’t do it!” 

“Yeah yeah, let’s kick him out. Corpse, who are you voting?” Toast asked, and Y/N could see the I voted sign next to his character. 

“I kinda feel like Felix tries to shift the blame onto Sykkuno. He didn’t even tell his location, and was already throwing accusations on someone else.” Corpse replied after a moment, making the smile widen on Y/N’s face. Someone was finally on her side! 

“That’s because he can’t even explain himself!” Felix exclaimed, voting as well. 

“Besides, I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t for whoever locked that door, Y/N would be dead as well!” 

“No, I told you I-!”

“Guys, we have ten seconds to vote. Rae?” 

“I think it’s him as well. He was acting suspiciously since we started this round. I vote Sykkuno”

“But..!” 

“No, Sykkuno...” Y/N whispered with a pout on her lips, when she saw the number of people who voted for her lime friend. 

Sykkuno was ejected. 

“Alright, I’m pretty sure it’s Felix. I saw Rae multiple times and she didn’t kill me, Toast also doesn’t act very Impostor like, but maybe that’s just one of his strategies... Corpse is with me again, I don’t think that’s him, I mean, he followed me around last round, but still didn’t do anything, and even vouched for me and Sykkuno when we were both clearly chilling in comms. It can’t be him... right?” 

 Dead body reported.

 “I just saw Corpse kill Toast, then vent!” Rae’s voice blared through Y/N’s headphones, as she looked in shock at the red cross next to Toast’s name. If not him, then..?

“What?” the accused man asked calmly “That’s a self-report, she’s trying to frame me. You guys can’t possibly believe her.”

“I believe her. I saw you enter the Electrical with Toast, then he’s suddenly dead” Felix said. 

“That’s because she vented in there and killed him.”

“No! I swear, Y/N/N you have to believe me!” she directed her words towards the girl who remained silent during their discussion, processing her accusations over and over in her head. “I was fixing the wires, Toast was doing another task, and then boom! I see Corpse snapping his neck!”

“How could you see that if the lights were off?” Y/N suddenly asked, making Rae cut her own sentence off “No one went to fix them, they were off the entire round.”

Silence. 

“It’s Rae, it must be her” Corpse couldn’t help but laugh wholeheartedly at how small was the mistake which completely blew Rae’s cover. “We’re voting Rae, right Y/N?”

“No! Guys, I mean, let me explain, I-!”

Rae was ejected. 

“Now that was something I didn’t expect. I would’ve never thought it was her, I even suspected that Sykkuno might really have been the other Impostor, but now... It’s just me, Corpse, and Felix. I’m clear, clearly, so it must be one of them. And since Corpse protected me for the past few rounds, there’s no other option than...”

Her eyes suddenly widened when the realization hit her, and she quickly turned around to speed towards the emergency button. Fortunately, no one was around to stop her from calling the meeting.

“Felix.” Y/N started, trying to contain her excitement and sound seriously “Where were you when Sean was killed?”

Neither Corpse of Felix said a word, as it was probably the last question they expected her to ask. Felix cleared his throat, however, and finally replied:

“Y/N, that was literally the beginning of a game. How am I supposed to remember what I did then?”

“Well” she said nonchalantly “I, for example, clearly remember the things you said even when we were in the lobby.”

“What are you implying?” 

“Wasn’t it you, who told everyone that Sean was your number one if you get Impostor?” she asked with a wicked smile on her face. Felix was dumbfounded, he obviously didn’t expect her to pull that card on him, hell, he didn’t even know how she knew about it since she wasn’t even in the call at the time. 

“FELIX” Corpse suddenly broke the silence, simultaneously breaking the said man from his train of thoughts. 

“Okay, first of all- YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN THE CALL WHEN I SAID THAT” he yelled through his mic, making both Y/N and Corpse laugh, as it only confirmed their suspicions. 

“See? You only proved my point.” 

“Oh, fuck’s sake- I was just joking okay?!” he tried to defend himself, but hearing how he couldn’t even contain his own laughter anymore, it was clear he already accepted the defeat. “It wasn’t serious, god damn it!” 

“You know what to do, Y/N” Corpse’s voice asked through her headphones, and surely, she knew exactly what to do.

“C’mon Y/N, that’s not fair! At least let me explain myself!” 

“Bye Felix” she said in an overly dramatic tone before Corpse voted as well. 

Soon enough, the sign VICTORY could be seen on her screen, which made her squeak and joy. This game was really fun, even though she was so scared of being killed first. 

“I knew it! I knew you would figure out it’s him! That son of a bitch who murdered me!” Jack basically yelled out, clearly very happy about the result. 

“Y/N, seriously now, how did you know I’ve said that?” Felix asked without even hiding his surprised tone.

“Let’s just say I might’ve stolen some of your viewers, Felix” she admitted, winking at her webcam, a new wave of comments landing on her chat. “Thanks guys!” 

“Okay, that is rude and not fair!” 

“It helped me win, so I’ve got nothing else to say” Y/N grinned from ear to ear, before muting herself for a moment to finally answer some of the questions from her chat, while the rest took a quick break to eat something or go to the bathroom.

She was halfway through telling the story of how she met Sean when she noticed she got a message from a private discord chat. 

CORPSE: That was really impressive :)

Y/N smiled to herself upon seeing his text and quickly typed out the answer. 

Y/N: Thanks!! I wouldn’t have done that without you though, you stood up for me and Sykkuno and all

Y/N: Also, thanks for protecting me from being murdered ^^

CORPSE: No problem, I knew you were innocent right away. 

CORPSE: Anyway, good game, Sean was right saying that you’re one of the best players

She couldn’t help the blush that arose on her cheeks, it was very sweet of him to say that, even though she didn’t actually do much except for exposing Felix. 

Y/N: I wasn’t an Impostor though, so you didn’t really see much :)

She watched the three dots beside his name, that signaled he was still texting. The chat was completely forgotten, but people seemed to quickly notice that small, shy smile on her lips, and the pink tint decoring her cheeks.

CORPSE: Okay, now I’m intrigued... 

Y/N: Maybe we’ll both be Impostors one day ^^

CORPSE: Can’t wait for that to happen.

Soon enough, they returned to the lobby to begin another game. Y/N glanced at her chat for a second, and the moment she returned her eyes to the game, her jaw basically dropped. 

IMPOSTOR was written in bold letters in the middle of the red screen, right above her name.

Corpse’s little character was standing beside her. 

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