We need a sound clip of all of those haha
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transcript: [french accent] sam winchester… merci. oh. okay i farted big deal stop fainting. do you need to go to timeout? okay. don’t touch the holes in my knees! answer-answer her question. do you use conditioner? no, we’re gonna have to clean the sheets. he sweats. it looks like you fellatio’d ronald mcdonald. i’m-i'm kirby. and i don’t–i don’t know who you are. you guys... i mean you look just like ‘em. it drives! his eyeballs are vibrating. will you just drink your fucking water and get off the stage? what you gonna do about it, daddy? put a little cocktail sauce on that you’ll be fine. those were raw. lisa? [french accent] …okay? [high pitched] what did i tell him? name it and say goodbye. fuck you steven. and i’m sorry, sir, you’re an actor, right? that i am. it’s listed right there. sir, can you ride a bike? nope, but if you look a little further, you’ll see that i can bicycle tour. i did. i did. as i do. do you like cheese curds or onion rings? [gagging]. i brought it with me. [irish accent] one two three four five. no, you’re wrong. who said that? he was deceased! now you’re super angry. y’all are fucked up. dean has no taste, clearly. fireplace. he’s in the fireplace. don’t send that my way! yeah i didn’t like that. i’m gonna foot-five your face. not me! because he’s my friend. no, man, i get better with age. y’all pack a punch. i’ve learned not to let them do that now. [danneel voice] she’s like food. food. and like i’ve met her. jesus. he can't help you now. he loved it. this is not a thinking question. i think it's herbal essence. aah there it is!
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Thank you @kiteblue42! You brought up some very interesting points, some of which I hadn't considered (and they warrant their own post because I'm too long-winded for Tumblr comments):
(replies under Gil-galad Analysis)
I agree that Gil-galad is not on board with Celebrimbor's approach, but I hadn't yet considered what you said about Gil-galad purposely offending Durin, in order to indirectly close the mithril mines! Look what happened when Gil-galad blatantly warned the smiths of Eregion against the assistance of Annatar in the book. Celebrimbor just worked in secret, or without the knowledge of Gil-galad and Galadriel. Gil-galad knows that Celebrimbor has enough ambition that he might proceed anyway, if he has the means. But by cutting off the mithril entirely, Celebrimbor wouldn't have the means, and dissension would be avoided.
I had not thought about why Gil-galad refused to send Elven workers! That is so interesting! Even though they take their sweet time with some things (as Durin hilariously pointed out), they have the ability to work faster than any other race, so the time crunch should have pressed them to participate in the project. I love that you mentioned how Tamar's speech was not modern political commentary, but was intended to provoke a bit of thought (that speech is loaded with subtext anyway, and I haven't seen anyone attempt to break it down, all because of the assumption that it's a "political message"). So, why didn't Gil-galad send Elves? In addition to the Númenor scene, the exchange between Celebrimbor and Elrond should also make us ask that question:
Celebrimbor: "The things we could use it to create could transform Middle-earth!"
Elrond: "What seems to be the difficulty?"
Celebrimbor: "I need it completed by spring."
Elrond: "My lord, that would require—"
Celebrimbor: "A work force greater than any ever assembled, yes. The High-King... cannot provide one, so he has sent me you, instead."
Even Celebrimbor seemed puzzled by Gil-galad's inability to provide such a work force. LOL
I find it interesting how we see Sauron through the eyes of other characters this season, and the same goes for Gil-galad, whom we saw through Elrond's eyes. Many of us were just as confused and taken aback as Elrond in the episode 5 conversation.
The funny thing is: the debate over Sauron's sincerity continues, even after we know from detailed descriptions in the written material his character and motives, what he's done, etc. Just the same, we know from the books that Gil-galad is one of the best, and yet some still think that the showrunners changed his character for no apparent reason.
But they didn't change anything, and those two characters are still the same as they are in the books. Nothing should be taken at face value. We have to dig in to see what's really going on; and that's what I find so incredible.
THANK YOU for your comments! You brought up some really interesting things that I'll be thinking about for the next century!
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Always touch Vergil's tits
TOUCHHHHHH *shy but enjoy**
I love you Vergil I love you I need you and I want your...............
nipples and underarms!
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i've gotten an influx of new followers recently so it's probably time to pin an intro post:
i'm courtney, in my 30s, and i'm here to have fun ✌️
this is a sideblog. i follow/like/etc from @hypermania
please don't send me flashing gifs/videos. i've got the shakes real bad (that's a bad epilepsy joke).
and just as a litmus test if you're wondering if this blog is the place for you, i think:
sam's greatest crime was making fun of dean's homemade emf reader
dean's greatest crime was calling sam a girl because of his hair
cas' greatest crime was asking a dude in a public place if he ever tires of urinating
mary winchester has never done anything wrong in her life ever
and ketch is the funniest motherfucker on the planet for pretending to be his not evil twin
oh, and i can get on board with any flavor of queer for dean and cas but my personal preference/reading is that dean is a kinsey 5.999999999 and cas is firmly bisexual.
also, accidentally homophobic sam who is obliviously surrounded by queer people, not a straight in sight if there's no mirror around, is near and dear to my heart.
you can find my stance on shipping here
other stuff:
things i make
episode sorter
season sorter
the rubble or our sins amv
canon homophobe sam winchester amv
let the bodies hit the floor (moc!dean) amv
indy the octo baby
prickle dean hellmo
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