#n rambles

[just-vibing-in-the-milky-way]

Been thinking about this image of Baymax

Wish I could be them drifting peacefully in the water.

#N rambles #baymax

[starzoomies]

Gay men have an unfair advantage in sports. Take, for example, hot dog eating in speed eating competitions. While a normal competitor would have to say "no homo" after every hotdog so much as touched, a gay athlete can simple guzzle them down like there's no tomorrow, shaving precious seconds off their record with every slimy meat tube.

#gay #sports #n rambles

[forestwaterfalls]

something about the first few seasons of svu when benson / stabler / munch / jeffries / cassidy / fin are wearing full trench coats and scarfs, a clothes rack in the precinct and their names sellotaped to their lockers. it’s almost cosy.

#i wish they’d kept the clothes racks lol #olivia benson #elliot stabler #john munch #monique jeffries #brian cassidy #fin tutuola #law & order: svu #n rambles

[midnapanda]

HER PIMK JAMMIESSSSSS WAAHHHHh 🥺💕

#I LOVE HER OK #princess peach #super mario #IDC EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE HER. #n rambles

[theultracharmingladynoire]

Tattoo this to my brain please

#n rambles #yuri on ice #This close to making this my header

[stillwithkoo]

Ngl i think life is too short to not tell an author you enjoyed their fic. 🥹

So if their work made u feel happiness or even a lil something, u should tell them! 💜

#n rambles #just being senti #bts #jungkook smut #jungkook x reader #u never know hm u could cheer them up & make their day! #reblogs and comments motivate us #thats why even tho i write too i always leave comments on fics that i read #jungkook

[fartenjoyer]

How would you guys feel if I made stuff about pokemon farting? I'd tag it if you didn't want to see

#n rambles #Pokefarts #Is gonna be the tag I think :> #Feel free to tell me if you fond that questionable tho lol #I would be doing humanoid + anthro versions of pokemon dw #Q

[iturmom]

i just had the most insane thought bombard my brainspace and idk if i agree with it or like it very much

it started with me thinking ‘okay time to watch naruto. gai sensei is aboutta die it’s gonna be hella cool’

and then i was like wait. hold the phone. holup. why. WHY were naruto and sasuke spared of their imminent deaths. why was gai spared. why not neji? if these three could be saved in this fuckin freak ass backward canon then WHY. NOT. NEJI!?!? it’s no fair it’s really not. and SHIKAMARU WAS SAVED. NARUTO FIGURED OUT HOW TO SHARE KYUUBI CHAKRA RIGHT AFTER NEJI DIED AND I’M SURE IT WOULD HAVE SAVED HIS LIFE IF NARUTO HAD FIGURED IT OUT LIKE ONE MINUTE SOONER!?!?!?!

so my logical next step was: well, of course sasuke and naruto didn’t die they have main character armor. and that is what lead to the thought that disturbs me.

what if there was no bullshit main character armor. what if there was no sage ex machina. no gods. no aliens. what if they just fucking died like shinobi. their deaths were so cinematic. their hearts stopped at the same time. as they should. because of the well known fact that you cannot have one without the other they ARE yin and yang. they ARE sun and moon. they would have been free from their suffering, they would have been able to be in love in ninja heaven for eternity. they wouldn’t be jinchuriki or uchiha anymore. and then they wouldn’t be able to save the shinobi world and it would just end like it should have. there would be no comphet marriage and children. our beloved boys would not be trapped in lives waaaaaaaaaaay worse than they deserve.

and i don’t know how i feel about this thought. i don’t know if i agree or not. i don’t know if that would be a better ending. and the not knowing scares me

#naruto #just naruto thoughts #n rambles #n shit #naruto shippuden

[honestlydarkprincess]

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

#gimme them bloody n bruised #jess rambles #thinking thoughts #whump #textpost

[kujokomi]

my post about neurodivergence is almost at 1k notes im so scared (/nsrs) how do i handle fame when im just some guy!!!!

#it’s at 996 #I’ve never gotten this much attention on social media #wow #N rambles

[just-vibing-in-the-milky-way]

I think I might be fictionhearted to Baymax?

idk, not 100% sure tho.

#N rambles

[starzoomies]

When I was a child in grade school I used to ask my teacher for scratch paper every time there was a free response question. The teacher assumed I had large handwriting or wrote a lot to answer the question but what I actually did was answer the question in every possible way from the vague wording. My answers were multiple pages of "if you meant examine as to physically see then this. If you meant examine as to pick up and feel then this. If you meant examine as to think about after observation then this." For pages. Sprawling text of logic trees out of a fear I was raising my hand to ask for clarification too often. Pages upon pages of every possible misreading and understanding of a simple 6 word question. I would always write the one they most likely meant first and work my way to more and more obscure meanings as I went.

Working in retail feels like customers somehow always meant the last possible option on my answer sheet.

#n rambles #WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'DO YOU HAVE THE MAC 15 PRO' MEANT THE FUCKING IPHONE 15 AND NOT THE 15INCH MACBOOK PRO #WE DON'T SELL PHONES!!!! #WHY ARE YOU BUYING PHONES NOT AT YOUR SERVICE PROVIDER

[rxmye]

" 𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 "

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐂𝐊 — a confident athlete who turns into pathetic putty at the thought of you . . .

nsfw / sixteen + content / smut / gender neutral reader / yandere content / sub!yandere / masturbation / pervert yandere (he literally breaks into the locker room for your shit) / olfactophilia/osmolagnia (scent/smell kink) / dacryphilia (kink for crying) / breath play / yandere oc x reader

masterlist | requesting rules | character info . . . a/n: haven't wrote smut in awhile, so im a bit rusty . . .

Lucas dangled the keys in his hands, a grin playing on his face as he walked towards the locker room—using the key to unlock the door—it was pretty easy grabbing the keys from the janitor's room, not that this school was particularly secure with their locks. It would be pretty easy breaking in, if he tried hard enough . . 

Lucas scanned the area, looking through each locker trying to find which one was yours . . he had your lock combination memorized, though he did get a little help from a friend in order to figure it out.

His hands reached for the clothes that you had left in your locker, lifting it up to his face, eyes going half lidded as he inhaled your intoxicating scent, he felt his face growing warm and his body growing weak. Lucas leaned down onto the lockers for support, almost losing balance as he slid down onto the floor.

Lucas pressed the flimsy piece of clothing further onto his face, engulfing himself in your smell—so much so that he could almost taste you—all the while his other hand travelled downwards, clumsily unbuckling his pants in a hurry . . hasty movements contradicted his rational mind, not bothering to care if he'd get caught.

He slid his pants down, just enough to reveal his semi-hard cock—a soft whine escaped him at the feeling of the cold air—his free hand now teasing his tip, as he relaxed his body, closing his eyes shut . .—imagining how disgusted you'd be seeing him in this pitiful state— . . that really turned him on, he cussed under his breath at how pitiful and pathetic his thoughts were . .

Lucas wrapped his hand around the base of his cock, slowly moving his hand up and down—his vision growing hazy—as he let out breathy sighs of pleasure—whines growing louder when he moved his hand faster.

Lucas stuffed the clothing he took, and pushed it into his mouth—drool escaped the corners of his mouth—blocking his ability make a sound, as he moved his hand faster around his cock—little tear droplets stinging his eyes, as he felt his legs shake slightly at the sheer pleasure—he used his now free hand to pinch his nose, closing his only source of air . . .

All he could taste was you, the clothing taking away all the moisture in his mouth, as tears begin to escape his eyes, saliva escaping the corners of his mouth, dripping onto his clothing—his legs began to convulse—his back arching slightly, as he finally came, all over the floor . . .

Lucas spat out the fabric, "fuck", the bell rang . . How is he gonna clean up this mess fast enough? . .

@ rxmye , do not repost, plagiarize, translate, or adapt my work/theme without prior permission and or confirmation.

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[midnapanda]

Rowena made the princesses wear grey initially to strip them of their individuality, and promote conformity. This is furthered when she replaces the princesses' beds. They were initially color-coordinated, with curtains draped on the sides for a bit of privacy, and arranged in a circle, emphasizing the togetherness and kinship the princesses share. Rowena replaces these with simple grey beds, arranged in 2 lines/rows. (Isn't it interesting that she often orders them to line up in a similar fashion?) And although this is another attempt at conformity, it's far from being fair. Some of the mattresses are softer or harder than others. Lacey can barely climb into bed on account of her lesser physical strength. Obviously, Rowena never cared about the princesses being accommodated for their differences; she only cared about destroying their morale and keeping them away from their father.

#n rambles #barbie in the 12 dancing princesses

[theultracharmingladynoire]

I can do this

#I don't really think there's any context to this except at the moment I am kind of in my lowest point academic wise and I want to try mybest #And give my best despite all the procrastinating I am doing #I need to go back to where I was like four years earlier academic wise #I have to. I have to do this so I can be happier in teh future. Hopefully. #I have to believe in myself even when others don't <- extremely corny now that I say it. But. I have to. #N rambles

[stillwithkoo]

I just realized I've been inlove with jungkook for like 7 years now 🥹 and I have romantic feelings for him.........

#ive liked him since 2016 🤔 is my maths right? sjbdbdd wutevs i cant count #n rambles #jungkook x reader #jungkook #bts rambles #i am delusional and in luv with the prettiest softest man on this spinning globe