#nasty vlasty

[bottomvalerius]

hmm i think I should do more with Marisol and Nasty Vlasty lmao

#he is like a pet to her and sometimes she squeezes him to relieve her stress lmao #she doesnt like any of the courtiers but she dislikes him the least lmao #rambling #evil gilf and sad worm old man are a good mix

[faust-the-danger-noodle]

Man, Vlastomil must be STOKED for Dune.

#the arcana #the arcana game #shitpost #dune #praetor vlastomil #nasty vlasty #vlastomil the arcana #dunefilm

[so-many-efforts]

Some gems from the Beach Tale

Horrible Sky Rat

#the arcana #the arcana update #nadia satrinava #count lucio #the arcana game lucio #portia the arcana #portia devorak #praetor vlastomil #vlastomil #nasty vlasty #nadia and Portia's swimsuits are just *chefs kiss* #the arcana spoilers #lucio looks like a steamed pig #the arcana game

[the-chaos-katzlein]

INTERROGATION TIME with The courtiers

Tallinuva: “You have all been brought before me, because you know where my Nephew is, and all of you will tell me everything that you know...” *He points at Valerius* “You’re first, and we’ll go left from you”

Valerius: “Well, ever since I ‘accidentally’ spilt some wine on his lap, he’s avoided me, but from the rumors I’ve heard the fact that I lived past that encounter is a blessing”

*The rest of the courtiers quickly catch on to the bluff, make Ahoratos out to be some badass that shouldn’t be messed with, and the city won’t fall under siege*

Volta speaks next: “Volta has heard that he doesn’t eat for two weeks at a time, and only eats light meals when the third week rolls around”

Tallinuva: “All of us are capable of that” *He sighs* “Next, the Warmonger”

Vulgora: “Oh, Uhh, I...He managed to take down 20 men” *Tallinuva looks unimpressed* “Bare Handed!” *They blurt out*

Tallinuva: “It’s clear that we’ll get nowhere with you...” *He looks at Vlastomil and turns his nose up slightly* “And you...are next”

Vlastomil: “Oh you want some tea spilt? I’ll spill the entire kettle!” *He yells, quite excited to gossip, it’s clear that he didn’t get the same memo as the others* “Well, In his first week of arriving he stepped on my poor wriggler, she never deserved such hatred from him. And I stood up for my babies but my wife pulled me aside and we had this conversation”

*Tallinuva rests his chin on his fist* “You don’t need to quote the entire conversation...”

“Shhh” *Vlastomil says* “You wanted the tea spilt, now listen”

————————————————————

Misery: “Darling, it wasn’t that bad, wriggler wasn’t even hurt, he just tripped over her”

Vlastomil: “*Unholy Screeching*”

Tallinuva: “Gah!! Did you really need to replicate that?!”

Vlastomil: “I said Shhh!”

Misery: *Tugging at her husband* “Come...On! Our tea is getting...cold!”

Vlastomil: “Dont worry dear, I’ll just have a chat with our guest and I’ll be right inside”

Vlastomil: *Gets right up in Ahoratos’s face* “If I ever find out you did that on purpose, you’ll pay dearly” *He smiles brightly as he walks back into his home*

————————————————————

Tallinuva: “Did you ever find out if he did it on purpose?”

Vlastomil: “Oh no, complete accident, despite the fact that I was willing to forge evidence...”

Tallinuva: “And what about you? The last member of this little...party, anything you can tell me? Weaknesses, Flaws?”

Valdemar: “I can tell you only what I know for fact, I do not gossip or have need to spread rumors.”

*They sit up in a formal posture as they speak* “I made a deal with him, I will also quote that”

————————————————————

Valdemar: “The souls of your parents now live within you, they will assist you vocally if you should require it...and I hope my side of the deal will be honored as well?”

Ahoratos: “Yeah, when do we start?”

Valdemar: “Start what?” *They ask tilting their head*

Ahoratos: “You said you wanted my firstborn, when do we start?”

Valdemar: “Oh! Umm...” *They reply with a very noticeable blush on their face”

———-————————————————

Tallinuva: “I don’t think I need to hear anymore, thank you”

Valdemar replies: “Very well” *before closing their eyes and making their trademark UwU face*

*Tallinuva takes his scouts and leaves, trying to come up with a plan with what little information he got*

(Thank you @miserytheapprentice for letting me borrow your Oc for this work)

#the interworkings of a madman #the arcana #the arcana game #the courtiers #the arcana courtiers #valdemar #quaestor valdemar #valerius #Volta #vlastomil #nasty vlasty #Vulgora #pontifex vulgora

[the-melting-world]

Kinktober | Body Electric 🍋

Misery x Vlastomil / Misery x Lucio / Misery x Valerius 

Requested by @miserytheapprentice! It was a pleasure working with Misery. I’ve been wanting to give her a fic for a while, so thank you for letting me borrow her! 💖

CW: Electricity magic, dream sex, exhibitionism

~ 1.1k words

***

Both Misery and her beloved husband sensed the shock wave through the length of the toy. Misery felt it specifically start in the hand that gripped the handle. Then it forged a path up her arm.

And Vlastomil felt it in his, well....

“Darling! Worm of my life! Please! I promise I won’t come!” he gasped through the third or fourth round of shocks seizing him. “Can you please show your husband a little mercy?”

Misery shrugged, keeping her eyes on Vlastomil’s pale, lovely bum as she worked the toy to and fro. 

“Starlight, it’s not me. The magic responds to you. Stop getting turned on and the shocks won’t be so – ”

“Aiiiieeeeaaahhhh!”

Misery closed her eyes and hummed, basking in the sparks shooting up her arm again. She marveled at the musical sounds her husband was capable of producing under such electrifying conditions…

***

Misery rolled over in bed, trying to decide whether the dream she just awoke from was kind of exciting or deeply disturbing. Her cheek met the cool, polished surface of Lucio’s golden arm. She found that the rest of her was cold because… Misery looked down.

Oh great. The sweet fool spilled something on me.

A sour cocktail from the smell of it. Maybe some caviar too.

Anywho… Misery assessed the parts of Lucio’s skin not covered by his assortment of silk and velvet sheets. She poked him a few times, even stroked his cock a bit, but with no luck. The Count was out.

I wonder how he would like it if he woke up to cold caviar all over his crotch.

Misery didn’t have any to spare. So she just grabbed an unfinished cocktail from the dresser and poured.

Lucio woke up with a start and some ungraceful language. As soon as he saw what Misery was holding, his eyebrows went more askew than normal and pinned her with the gotcha grin.

Misery shrugged one shoulder, letting the martini glass dangle between her fingers.

“I thought you would like it.”

Lucio looked down at his sticky, boozy cock and back up at his partner. “Oh, trust me. I do.”

Then Lucio did what Lucio did best – wrestle Misery into the sheets with eager kisses and twitchy hips that wanted to thrust and take a little thrusting too. Misery wouldn’t dream of making Lucio wash off his sticky body. She enjoyed the smell of sex, leftovers and hangovers more than anything in the world. 

Evidently Lucio liked it as well because he couldn’t stop commenting on how much he adored watching Misery come on his drunk cock. 

Misery thought his words made absolutely no sense and probably the reason why she came so fast. Lucio pumped his hips faster and made a weird face before he erupted. 

***

“I’m bored,” Lucio groaned. “What do you want to do now?” 

Misery tapped her chin in thought. “Hmmm. Maybe we should… streak through the consul’s quarters?”

Lucio looked at her wide eyed. Then he kissed her full on the mouth, happily moaning into it. 

“You’re so fun and funny and smart. I want to streak through every room with you, everywhere on the map. I want to take you as far as the sea and feel the waves hitting our crazy naked asses at the same time.”

“Lucio, we talked about this.” She giggled behind her wrist. “No sappy stuff before noon.” 

Lucio took her hand in his and kissed her knuckles. “Mmm, I mean it, Misery.”

Misery helped him out of bed. Then they assisted each other in removing everything except Lucio’s boots and Misery’s gray stockings.

“After you,” Lucio said with a little bow.

Misery dipped her head in appreciation before skipping off ahead, leaving a trail of leftover caviar behind her.

Sadly, the halls were empty. But the windows were open, making everything so blessedly cold. Misery and Lucio chased each other, laughed, and stole some wild, heated moments in the tighter corridors. By the time they made it to Valerius’s chambers, they were blanketed in perspiration.

Misery and Lucio blasted through the doors without warning. Lucio leapt on the consul’s bed and used it as a trampoline while he yodeled the songs of his ancestors. Misery remained at the foot of the bed, turning in a merry orbit to the Count’s raw melody.

“What is it? Who—?” Valerius saw Lucio. What he was doing — his loose and swinging cock —

“ – the actual fuck? Get out!”

Thanks to Lucio’s vigorous hops, Valerius bounced and rolled onto the floor. Bleary-eyed and probably still a little drunk, he stumbled to his knees and roared, “Out!”

When Lucio only laughed, Valerius chucked a half-empty bottle of wine at him. Lucio dodged it, but it hit the wall behind him and exploded messily.

“Catch us if you can!”

With long, bouncy strides, Lucio high-tailed it out of the chambers.

Misery took this as her cue to leave, but she was too slow. Valerius crowded the door before she could slip by. She bumped into him and found it a little amusing that he caught her by her waist and held her nice and close.

But of course, the consul only had icy words for her.

“How empty does your skull have to be to pull something like this?”

Misery rolled her eyes. “You’re no fun, Val. We were just playing.”

Valerius grunted. “Naked? In my bedroom the day after a party at the crack of dawn.”

Misery pulled away from him and gestured to her legs. “I’m wearing stockings.”

Valerius took his time studying her. Then his gaze became fixated below her waist. “Is that caviar?”

Misery nodded. “Mm-hm! Want some?”

“You’re better than this. Than that fool.” Valerius jammed a thumb at the door. Then he edged forward. 

“You could be so much better with me.”

Misery shrugged half-heartedly. “You have my permission to get naked with me, Val.”

“And what exactly will we do if I agree?” 

Misery tapped her temple. “Oh, my head is empty, remember? So it’ll be on you to fill it up.”

An undeniable blush came through Valerius’s scowl. He cleared his throat. Then without breaking eye contact, he started to unbutton his nightshirt. 

The consul sniffed the air as he undressed. “Mornings like this in the palace are the worst. The smell alone…”

Misery breathed in the scents clinging to the air. The sour liquor, stale cuisine, cheap perfume, sex from before, Valerius’s shampoo, Lucio’s sweat. All of it mixed in with the morning breeze, that no matter how hard it tried, couldn’t chase the scents away.

Naked, free and unbothered, Misery went to pour herself another glass of wine from a discarded open bottle.

“Oh hush, consul. It smells like heaven and you damn well know it.”

#come get your courtier juice #god i love misery #lucio #vlastomil #the arcana kinktober #arcanakt #exhibtionism #my writing #lemon #nasty vlasty #misery lake #misery the apprentice #valerius #count lucio #consul valerius

[soft-arcana]

Some lovely edits I made last night for discord

Asra and Nadia, peak fashion

Nastomil's first Halloween

What's she got in the house? Pepi.

@werkwerkelizaaa, @kaiatheapprentice figured y'all would want to see since u were there ❤

#the arcana #nadia satrivana #asra alzanar #portia devorak #nasty vlasty #arcana edit #this is so dumb but we were looking at bad fashion

[werkwerkelizaaa]

Given the absolute crack that is The Arcana ads, I decided to do Nix Hydra a solid and design some advertisements of my own. Enjoy!

#I love this game #bad editing #bad edit #eliza edits #cursed edits #bad ads #cursed ads #advertising #the arcana #thearcana #the arcana edit #nadia #lucio #asra #camio #mazelinka #the heirophant #vlastomil #my cursed edits #nasty vlasty #the arcana ads #the arcana meme #the arcana memes #nix hydra #to all my newsies followers im so sorry #crack #the arcana crack

[evarcana]

Can I please request a modern au wormman mood board? 🥺 Merci - Misery

Gossipy judge who is into organic gardening and shitty newspapers ? Couldn’t find a good photo of the newspaper with juicy celebrity gossip

#vlastomil moodboard #the arcana vlastomil #praetor vlastomil #nasty vlasty #evaesthetic #evaesthetic courtiers

[marcquestion]

wip of some spooky courtiers!!

#HECK YEAH #halloween BABEY #i may be sick #but i am not sick of the courtiers #wip #thearcanagame #the arcana game #the arcana #the courtiers #valdemar #quaestor valdemar #volta #procurator volta #vlastomil #praetor vlastomil #nastomil #nasty vlasty #wiggler #valerius #consul valerius #vulgora #pontifex Vulgora #halloween #mqsdoods

[asrasotherbottom]

🎵  We Did The Vlasty Mash

It Was A Worm Moon Smash 🎵

#praetor vlastomil #vlastomil #nasty vlasty #mine #dont even @ me

[yesslenderspawn]

SHE WAS ABOUT TO CALL HIM

NASTY VLASTY

It’s canon

#the arcana #the arcane game #thearcana #arcana #the arcana game #arcana game #arcanagame #praetor vlastimol #vlasty nasty #nasty vlasty #the arcana spoilers #portia’s route #screenshot

[diableriepervert]

What's under Valdemar's wrap?

Bad Ending: Nothing

Neutral Ending: Horns

Good Ending: Kitty ears

True Ending: Valdemar is just a human who wants to be known as a demon for clout so they super glue silicone horns to their head and paints their skin green (via homestuck style) + those red contacts

#shit post #shitpost #valdemar #the arcana #arcana game #the arcana lucio #the arcana nadia #the arcana julian #the arcana asra #volta #vlastomil #nasty vlasty #vulgora #valerius #the courtiers

[faust-the-danger-noodle]

Lmao Lucio bitching in Heart Hunter about worms and bugs in the forest as if he doesn't hang out with Vlastomil and Vulgora on the daily 😂😂😂

#the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana lucio #lucio the arcana #count lucio #montag morgasson #vulgora the arcana #pontifex vulgora #vulgora #praetor vlastomil #vlastomil the arcana #vlastomil #nasty vlasty

[phwoarcana]

Practicing on Duolingo and

He's learning

#although what his interest in Gàidhlig is I dunno #the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana vlastomil #Nasty Vlasty #Praetor Vlastomil #Worm Boi

[adonix-drag]

When you accidentally cosplay worm boy 🤷‍♂️ 🐛💕👌💖

If you crave more of the nasty boy check out my Tiktok: Spicydonnyboy 👀

Edited by @herr-dr-fuchs 🌶

#the arcana #vlastomil #cosplay #my stuff #my cosplay #the courtiers #nasty vlasty #wtf kinda tag is that tumblr this is the first ive seen of it and im laughing my ass off xDD

[saltyspaceboi]

Showing Vlastomil a delightful card trick 

#the arcana #the arcana game #card tricks #not tarot cards #playing cards #vlastomil #nasty vlasty #praetor vlastomil #the arcana apprentice #fan apprentice #oc #THE COURTIERS #courtiers route #worm man #magician #cute #art #digital art #nix hydra #drawing #digital drawing