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your-nanas-house · 1 month
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Be quick
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(Credits to the owner @corodedcofin)
◇ Pairing: Perv Stepbrother!Neil Lewis X stepsister!Reader
◇ Warnings: smut, pervy Neil, hanjob, dub-con but not really, indifference, age gap (both off age), shitty writing, curses
◇ Summary: Neil receiving a handjob on the sofa while his stepsister looks at her phone.
◇ Note: Sorry for the mistakes and the English. Been working on this things since weeks now... it's shit and I'm sorry. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙇🏼‍♀️
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A small snort left Neil's lips, he was getting bored for the first time while watching one of the movies he usually liked to watch.
It had been a while since he broke up with Violet and he missed a bit... that thrill mixed with adrenaline. He certainly wasn't the Neil he once was, not even in the way he wished— especially when he thought at his step sister.
The young woman had been such a little tease lately.
The possibilities that she was it while Neil was in the relationship were pretty high but he was always too busy to actually notice and let his body react to it.... every day. Because it kept happening every single day since his eyes took her in, waking up his cock at the mere view of bit of skin.
He blamed it mostly on the lack of sex in his life and the urge of fisting his lenght to make time and stress go away.
Y/n, his mother's new boyfriend's daughter... aka his step-sister, was being a bother even though she was just sitting right besides him, her eyes locked on the phone rather than the TV.
His baby blue eyes couldn't stop wandering around her body, taking peeks at her cleavage and her short shorts she was wearing at home— and he was doing it again. Luckily they were all alone that day, no-one was around, so.... he could finally get what he craved so much.
The only issue that was stopping him from doing anything was the poor plan he had in mind... how could he start it all? he wondered silently.
A short mental battle and Neil shifted slightly closer, his face turned still towards the TV to pretend that he was watching the movie playing on it, as he spread slightly his thigh to brush it against Y/n's bare a couple of time to see if he received any reaction from her.
Receiving none he continued with the plan, taking her hand and placed it down on his lap casually, sending finally the message that he was trying to give her without murmuring it explicitly— he was so aroused, nearly thrilled... thrilled enough to twitch at the mere warmth of her hand.
Y/n not really, she was still cursing mentally for that drunk bet she had with him and her lost which causing her to fall in that absurd situation.
'That fucking perv' she thought while starting finally to move her hand, feeling his hard cock, pressing against his pajamas pants, with her little finger.
Her hand limited to only rub his thigh for the moment as she waited for him to lower his pants and free his lenght— her eyes never leaving the screen of her phone.
Neil glanced at her, his breath peaking up as he bit his bottom lip in anticipation too earger to actually move... just wanting her soft groomed hand to wrap around his thick long cock and lead the way to heaven.
She didn't even needed to glance in his direction to see what to do since her stepbrother's hand moved her own to wrap it around his leaking cock, allowing that way her eyes to stay glued to the screen.
His cock was hard, his skin soft and plesant to touch while his tip was of an angry red... as it let some pre-cum drip on her fingers as soon as she moved his foreskin.
"Oh fuck" Neil curses, biting harder his bottom lip as he watched her move her hand lazily, his hips jerking desperately up to meet her movements. The young girl had been able to give it just a couple of slow pumps before the older man wrapped his own big hand around her smaller one... so to guide her better and not allow her to tease him further.
His fingers intertwined with hers, his thumb caressed the back of her hand before he moved it off his cock, so that he could lean closer and spit on it as a lubricant to ease the handjob.
"Neil! You're fucking disgusting" Y/n cursed at his action, making a face at the odd feeling of his spit on the inside of her hand. He really was so gross sometimes.
"Fuck, say my name again" he breathed out overwhelmed by the situation, his hand guiding hers back around his lenght "Remember, squee—" he started, cursing softly as she interrupted him with her movements.
"Yes, yes... I know how you like it, now shut up" Y/n murmured, scrolling her phone while working his cock... her hand squeezing it teasingly while his rough action kept pleasuring him, her hand hitting his bases before moving fast back up to the tip... up and down, up.. and down.
His balls where already reacting, getting pulled up by the muscles as his breath got heavier, pathetic whines leaving his mouth.
"Don't stop, don't stop, fuck, Y/n!" Neil nearly cried, arching his back while fucking her hand faster, working on his balls with his own hand to reach faster his peak.
"Fucking hell, how much longer do you need?" Y/n's voice exclaimed making him shiver and whine while her other hand, which was previously holding her phone, slapped his hands away so that she could jerk him off faster and better... already without patience.
"Fucking pathetic" the younger woman murmured, cursing when his warm seed got shot... not only dirtying her hands but her face and top as well due to the bend over position she had been in.
"Neil!—"
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ikinremu · 15 days
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i would kill for a cillian murphy as robert fischer fic or neil lewis from watching the detectives from you! ur stuff is amazing <3
This is literally so sweet tysm ml <3 Apologies for how long this took! I honestly really enjoyed writing this so im definitely open to writing more neil stuff! Based on the ending, i might do a follow up? (if you guys want that please let me know!) Anyway, hope you enjoy! :)
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Light Entertainment
Neil Lewis x Fem!Reader
! Smut Warning !
Tags: Oral (F receiving), P in V, Riding, Tit Sucking, Praise
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"God," Neil snorted, shifting beside you, "This is fucking terrible." His eyes loosely exploring your choice of film, one he had rather immediately deemed 'shitty.'
And truthfully, you were inclined to agree.
"Alright alright, bit extreme." You chastised, "I couldn't find anything I actually wanted to watch so I just picked something.. random."
You admitted as you studied the terrible old tape play out on screen, sighing as old-timey voices completely butchered their lines.
"You'd rather pick something you hadn't even heard of than let me pick?" Neil's head snapped round, face painted with severe offence.
"Absolutely." You chortled, beyond shameless. "I wasn't missing out on the rare occasion you agree to let me pick."
"Yeah well, remind me to never do that again." He exhaled heavily, grinning far more enthusiastically than you'd have liked.
You tossed a light, warning smack to his arm, his amusement only expanding, "Sorry, sorry!"
"Now," You huffed, pointedly making a gesture of crossing your arms across your chest, "If you don't mind, I'd like to watch this piece of cinema without your snarky, shithead blabbering. Thank you."
"Oh, would you?" Neil scoffed, "You're seriously enjoying this?"
"Yes, it's.." You struggled helplessly for a follow up, watching as the tv screen rolled more abhorrent dialogue between characters with void personalities. Honestly, you couldn't name a single one. "It's.. very entertaining."
He chuckled to himself, shifting ever so slightly nearer, "Right, right.." His warm, curious hands drifting under your woven blanket, getting dangerously closer to the heat between your thighs as he surpassed your skirt, "So you wouldn't.. prefer this?"
Your breath caught in your throat, words halted as a tender fingertip pressed against your clit.
You slipped a sweet, soft whimper as Neil began tracing supple circles round your clit through the dampening fabric of your underwear, filling your stomach with flutters. It was blatantly clear by the look on his face that his enjoyment was just as intense as yours.
It was a relief to be granted a new focus, your stubbornness to the film growing tiring. You couldn't help but revel in his touch, allowing your eyelids to flicker shut.
Your skin prickled at the familiar sound of his low chuckle, "No no, you keep those eyes open. I wouldn't want you to miss a single second."
Your eyes snapped open once more, and although they couldn't seem to find a place to stop, Neil's were unbudgingly glued to your face, his agile fingertips unrelenting beneath the blanket.
Exhaling, you felt yourself grow wetter and wetter with each passing, torturously light stroke to your cunt.
Without drawing eye contact, Neil raised from his seat beside you, gradually lowering himself between your legs.
Your arousal only steepened as both skilful hands crept to the blankets very edge, flinging it from your lap.
Purposefully slowly, you parted your thighs, skirt riding further up as you did so. A low, hoarse groan fled Neil's lips as your soaked panties met his eyeline. The lustful noise sent a shiver coursing down your spine, a little dose of smugness dizzying your head.
"Oh, just look at you.." He praised, lacking any hesitation in directing himself to the waistband of your underwear and bringing them to a pool around your ankles.
Hands splayed over your ass, he tugged you in one swift, greedy motion towards his face. Your stomach flipped with anticipation at the jolt, and suddenly his head was buried between your thighs.
His tongue licked torturously slow, teasing stripes up your bare cunt, as though savouring your taste was all he craved. A satisfied smirk etched across Neil's lips, the warmth radiating against your sensitivity. A desperate moan spilled from your throat as his mouth finally breached your folds, sucking your clit between his lips so softly.
"Fuck.." You exhaled, breath quavering, legs trapping his head amidst their heat, wetness coating your inner thighs.
"Just soaking my tongue, aren't you?" He grumbled, taunting the swell of your clit with the tip of his tongue, playing shamelessly with your sensitivity. 
The tv blared as Neil's hunger spiked, working at a ferocious pace between your thighs, drawing endless pleasures from your mouth as your back arched, sodden cunt pressing right to his tongue. 
"So responsive, mm?" He chuckled once more, balmy breath stroking over your sensitivity as his tongue tormented your entrance, swirling flawlessly around as you quivered against his cheeks. 
"Neil.. I can't.." You practically whined, flooded with the desperation for his teasing to end. 
Leaning back from between your legs, Neil's bright, glinting eyes flitted up to your own as he swept the pad of his thumb over the slick pillow of his lower lip, sporting a mock frown. 
Slumping back against the couch, he wasted no time in adjusting you to straddle his lap, the prominence of his bulge digging into you from beneath his dark, strained jeans. With a sense of guidance, he began rocking your bared pussy against him, length twitching as the feel of you seeped through his clothes. 
Snaking one large, kind hand to cup your jaw, he stroked with a single thumb, feeling your flushed skin melting against his palm. His lips drifted to your neck, sucking rather harshly as his vacant hand was utilised, unbuckling his jeans as his hard, aching cock sprung free. Neil's focus jumped to scouting around his pocket, almost immediately yanking out a small, flimsy packet that he tore with the ease of one tiny rip.
A sweet, breathy laugh floated from your lips, "You always have one of those?"
He shot you a playful grin, fumbling slightly as he rolled the condom down onto himself. 
He angled the unattended, begging pulse of his tip with your drenched entrance, his eyes fluttering for just a moment as he lowered you onto him with a sharp groan. Your own eyes followed suit, lids temporarily screwing together as you revelled in the feeling of him stretching you. 
"Let me see those pretty tits." Neil groaned, ridding you - impressively fast - of the vast inconvenience of your top, tossing your bra right afterward.
"Mine." He inhaled, bringing his face to the plush of your naked chest, each hand cupping your breasts, the soft flesh pressed impossibly close to his face. Upon an eager, somewhat abrupt buck of his hips, a strained breath slipping your mouth as his length hit inside you. 
His sweet, plush lips engulfed one nipple, circling his tongue around the stiff peak before releasing it with a light 'pop'. 
"Please.." You mewled as his pelvis jerked against yours, throbbing gently between your soaked, clenched folds, perfectly filling your pussy with each deeper reaching thrust. 
"Feels good, huh baby?" He chuckled, still gently cupping your exposed breasts, a single, thin strand of hair falling before his eyes, coming looser as his fix trailed over to attend to your opposing, untouched nipple. 
You began bouncing softly to the rhythmic bucking of Neil's hips, developing your own pace as Neil allowed your rhythms to merge. Once again, he drew your pebbled nipple between his lips, tongue flicking at the tender, stiffened peak, his low groan vibrating against your chest as the pair of you quickened. 
"You drive me fucking crazy, you know that?" He whispered against the smooth, inflicted warmth of your breasts, giving them a greedy squeeze, his slender digits toying with your nipples, eyes wandering over your face as though nothing could compare to the sight before him. Shallow moans danced between the two of you, slick, sultry bodies rocking together against the couch cushions, "Is that such a bad thing?"
"I never said it was." Neil grinned, pulling your lips into a messy, rather impatient embrace, tongues winding against one and other with matched yearning.
Your walls contracted with each desperate bounce, feeling a hand glide from your chest to your fluttering pussy, taking zero hesitation in pressurising the drastic swell of your clit, features painted by a blatant smirk as he observed your face contorting with pleasure only he was providing.
"Oh, fuck-" You uttered, entirely overwhelmed by the combined sensations of his fingers working on both your nipples and clit, his thick cock filling you further and further with each rock of your pelvis.
A hoarse, breathy groan fell from Neil's lips as he lost himself in the feeling of you, digits stroking your arousal just a little faster as the opposing hand took a keen rest on your behind, allowing himself to better embrace the feeling of it against his skin. He offered your ass a small, restrained squeeze as the both of you grew closer and closer. 
"That's it baby, just like that.." He praised, length quivering between your tight, eager clenches. Suddenly, your release hit with the force of a tidal wave, coursing through your aching body as the firmly-wound coil in your stomach finally snapped.
At that, Neil slipped a rather loud, ragged moan, hips jerking up scruffily as he came undone, thighs twitching as did yours, both palms slowly caressing the flushed skin of your ass.
With an amused, clearly out of breath chuckle, Neil pressed his forehead to yours with the assistance of his charming, hopelessly bashful grin, "Maybe we should make our own movie.”
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Thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed! Please feel free to use the requests/asks feature on my page - it’d be so greatly appreciated!
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lovelybucky1 · 8 months
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Cillian Murphy Masterlist
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+ smut
$ fluff
# angst
! dark
tommy shelby x reader
headcanons + drabbles
oneshots
Dirty Money +
Unbreakable +
Nectar +
leashed +
Treat Me Wrong +
jonathan crane x reader
headcanons + drabbles
camboy!jonathan +
drug deal gone wrong !
stressed!reader $
drug deal gone wrong p2 ! +
oneshots
sweeten the deal +
better than revenge !+
crane motel !+
neil lewis x reader
headcanons + drabbles
flirting with disinterested customer $
one shots
bad habits +
smile for the camera +
robert fischer x reader
one shots
special request +
oppenheimer x reader
one shots
The Doctor is In (ft. ernest lawrence) +
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CILLIAN MURPHY MASTERLIST
For Cillian Murphy, I'll write for: - Jonathan Crane - Robert Fischer If you have a request, please try to stick to these, but if you want something else, just message me or ask, I'll see what I can do :p
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Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane
Office Hours/Bells Series Professor Crane x Fem!Reader Summary: Y/n, a university student, forms an unexpected friendship with Professor Jonathan Crane. But are his intentions what he says they are?
Secret Ties    !!READ WARNINGS!! Warnings: Obsessive behaviour, Professor x Student, incest (uncle/niece), fear gas, forced kissing, kidnapping Summary: At a university charity ball, Y/n meets the Professor of Psychology and things turn south from there on out. 
Behind The Mask - Jonathan Crane x Fem!Reader (ONESHOT) Pairing: Jonathan Crane x Fem!Reader - Scarecrow x Batgirl!Reader Summary: (REQUEST) While chasing down the Scarecrow in Gotham, Y/n forms an unexpected bond with the mysterious figure. As their relationship deepens, Y/n finds herself navigating the blurred boundaries between friend and foe. You Are The Right One Pairing: High School!Jonathan Crane x Fem!Reader Summary: !!Request!! High school was a cesspool of misery for Jonathan. After the cruel prank from his crush and biggest bully, he believed his days would be forever marred by the shadows of ridicule and isolation. Until a beacon of light emerged in the form of one girl who reached out with a helping hand.
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Neil Lewis
Neil Lewis with a Goth Girlfriend Headcanon
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scorpiussage · 1 year
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✨Masterlist✨
Requests open for peaky boys imagines!
Oneshot requests open for: Tommy Shelby, Alfie Solomons, Johnathan Crane, & Jackson Rippner!
Peaky Blinders:
🙃 Memes: 
PB as AO3 tags  |  PB as text posts 1 |  PB as text posts 2 |  PB as text posts 3 |  PB meme 1 |  PB + favorite animal crossing characters |  
💖 Peaky Boys Imagines 
PB with SO who’s bubbly/cheerful,   
PB with SO they have to bail out of jail , 
PB with SO who’s a time traveler (from the future)
PB with a daughter who gets her first period
🌕Tommy Shelby Masterlist: 
🌹Alfie Solomons Masterlist: 
🌞 John Shelby Masterlist:
🤌 Luca Changretta Masterlist:
🐴 Bonnie Gold Masterlist: 
🪐Tommy/Alfie Masterlist: 
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Misc Characters/Fandoms
🍁 Johnathan Crane/Scarecrow (Nolanverse) Masterlist:
✈️ Jackson Rippner (Red Eye) Masterlist:
🎬 Neil Lewis (Watching The Detectives) Masterlist
🔮 Tom Buckley (Red Lights) Masterlist 
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lucyswinter · 2 months
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masterlist!
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(i love this gif because it looks like roo is saying tampon hehe)
smut :❤️‍🔥
fluff : 💗
angst : 💔
unfinished : ❤️‍🩹
*all requests that i receive that i WILL do are confirmed below with the “❤️‍🩹” emoji. if you want to check if im working on your request, look for that!*
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jonathan crane
onions tears and caring kisses (💗)
jonathan crane x sick!reader (💗)
jonathan crane baddie gf hcs (💗)
untitled jonathan crane oneshot (❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥)
cillian murphy
ocean blue eyes (💗)
cilly comforting you after a nightmare (💗)
spencer reid
spencer reid crush hcs (💗)
aaron hotchner
hotch dating hcs (💗)
untitled hotch oneshot (❤️‍🩹)
hotch dating hcs pt 2 (💗)
neil lewis
neil lewis with a girlfriend who likes horror movies (💗)
the sleepover (❤️‍🩹)
robert fischer
untitled robert fischer oneshot (❤️‍🩹)
rust cohle
untitled rust cohle oneshot (❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥)
ian duncan
ian duncan dating hcs (💗)
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pjunicornart · 3 months
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Staying Awake (cw: pure angst)
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"I can't take my mind off... Actually, nevermind. Sorry. Forget I said anything."
My ultimate dark headcanon for Meet the Robinsons: Cornelius/Lewis is depressed, with low self worth and esteem... plus, the occasional thought of not being here. Sure... some days are fine. But every so often, he'll have days, weeks, or months where he just spirals. And he smiles through it all. He has to. He has a reputation to uphold.
I was originally gonna draw him in a mental hospital bed, because I also believe at some point he checks himself into one. But then I thought... nah. I can make a oneshot about that.
Inspo -> You're An Awful Person by R.I.P. ft. vflower - DO NOT listen to this song if you're not in a good state of mind right now! Take care of yourself, please. - This song encapsulates what I believe Neil's inner dialogue is. Just beating the absolute crap out of himself. Only focusing on the negatives when it comes to his personal interactions with the people he's closest. Remember: Depression doesn't give a fuck who you are.
You're defective by design.
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loverhymeswith · 8 months
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Tomorrow is my last free day for writing before going back to work on Monday, so I wanted to let you know what I'm working on and what will be posted soon:
Let's Be Alone Together - Part 4
Oneshot based on The Lakes
Oneshot based on Tis the Damn Season/Dorothea
I still have a bunch of song fic requests, which I 100% intend to fulfil, but will take a little longer.
I'm also toying with an idea for a Neil Lewis fic - would anyone be interested in this?
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fantastic-nonsense · 2 years
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The Problem of Susan for the WIP ask game.
Also if you don't mind me asking, do you have any published fics, and where can I read them?
So here's the thing: yes. Technically. I’ve actually published fics for Nancy Drew, American Dragon: Jake Long, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Doctor Who, and Young Justice. All of those were written and published before I turned 16 and I largely no longer affiliate myself with them unless and until I do major revamps of them all. They're still on FFN, because I was proud of them at the time and I don't really believe in deleting fics just because I was a baby when I wrote them, but I'm not going out of my way to suggest that you actually read them. So unfortunately you'll have to wait until I manage to finish one of the 3-4 fics that I'm actually actively writing right now like everyone else, lmao.
So, onto the WIP game. "The Problem of Susan" was a oneshot I started writing about Susan Pevensie years ago when I was deep in my Narnia phase with the purpose of basically deconstructing what I see as the problems with "The Problem of Susan" concept (the phrase is based on a short story by Neil Gaiman that's very critical of why Lewis called Susan "no longer a friend of Narnia" in The Last Battle; I happen to disagree with him, but in a different direction than most people who have problems with his story do).
I chose to do a blend of book and movieverse!Susan, because I think the perspective that Movie!Susan brings to the table when we're discussing "Susan pretending Narnia's just a kids' game" is fascinating, but I was primarily focused on working with Book!Susan. So here's a small excerpt from that piece...completely unedited and a few years old, but I think it still captures the essence of what I'm trying to do with it:
Susan watches quietly as girls become women in the eyes of society by stepping into this world, this world of make-up and flirtations and materialness. She resents them. She remembers how it feels to be an adult, a true adult, and she sits here and watches as these girls and their overwhelming fakeness are treated as adults and she is treated as a child. She resents that they can so easily step into their assigned roles and play them to perfection where she is stuck straddling two worlds. She resents the fact that throwing on a bit of makeup and parading around like a doll is all girls need to do in this world to be considered women.
She suddenly decides one day that she is tired of it. She’s tired of being cast aside and treated like a child. She’s tired of people not recognizing her for the Queen she is. She wants to be recognized. She wants to command attention like she once did, to be admired from afar and talked of incessantly. She wants the people around her to see her.
But that is in the past, and Susan is so firmly entrenched in the here and now that she refuses to think about the past, for Narnia is Before and England is her Now and After. She needs to learn to live here and not dwell on what can no longer be. No…she would be beautiful here, respected here, not beautiful in some imaginary land that she could no longer rule.
Ask me about one of my WIPs!
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ao3feed-pharmercy · 6 years
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Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JGWiac
by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)
a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.
Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters
Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris
Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay
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your-nanas-house · 4 months
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𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓮, 𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓸𝓽?
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◇ Pairing: Neil Lewis X best friend!Reader
◇ Warnings: fluff, sadness, mean parents, Neil's made up childhood, friends to lovers, kiss, tuna
◇ Summary: Neil has to bring his girlfriend to the Christmas dinner with his family, the problem?... He doesn't have one so he asks his best friend.
◇ Note: Another amazing collaboration with @mrkdvidal1989. First fic of the new "event" 'From love to Love'.
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Neil froze hearing his mother's words over the phone. His eyes widened in shock while Y/n walked in front of him, peacefully sorting out movies while humming. Unaware that her best friend was just going through a hurricane of thoughts at the ridiculous demand of his mother.
You take her or don't bother to come, she said, and after not getting any response for a couple seconds, she hung up with a sigh of annoyance. He knew how his mother was but usually… he didn't care too much. Usually the whole family would just pick on him “playfully” because of the fact that he was still single, just running his store for a living. Suddenly breathing got heavier and the humiliation set in, as he sighed moving quickly. Passing by Y/n, he rushed to his office, in need of a moment to deal with his own feelings.
“I can’t” were the first words that left Neil’s mouth since the call ended, it was crazy and dangerous and he was pretty much regretting having picked up the phone that morning, he would have lived better without knowing those annoying news. 
He had to go back “home” for Christmas… back to his childhood house more like, as he never truly felt there like home. After a couple of years now going there just to spend Christmas all together like they used to do. A fucking nightmare. How could he survive, he thought, his hands covering his face in pure desperation, so worried and pissed to go there… he was off age, why couldn’t he do what he wanted?
That’s how his colleague and friend found him, leaned on his desk, at the edge of crying.
”Man, I'm just trying to help.” Jonathan shrugged, after he came quickly to the Gumshoe right after Y/n’s shift ended, passing by her at the door with a smile. Neil huffed with helplessness. He knew that his friends just wanted to help him with the issue, but nevertheless it was.. more than frustrating. Pacing back and forth he stroked the hair at the nape of his neck, thinking intensely. Looking… for a solution that wouldn't require making himself look like a fool in front of his best friend.
“And how the fuck am I supposed to ask her, huh? Not that I intend to.” Neil hissed, gesticulating in desperation “I can’t do that! Especially not to her, I have been stuck celebrating all those awful events, forced by my parents… She would come willingly. That would be—” Jonathan interrupted him quickly, shaking his head “Man, calm down! we don’t even know if she can, I’m just telling you that you should try. You always say that everything is way more fun when she’s around so why not try to fight this by using her..help, huh?” the man suggested, proud of himself as he waited for Neil’s reaction “she even likes to dress up and trust me, bet she would be way happier to come with you there than to participate at another of the events here in the show” he commented quietly.
”How can you know that?” Neil snapped, as he registered only the first part of the sentence, his mind jumping to the conclusion that Jonathan was spending a lot of time with her. Jealousy racing through his veins in a second. 
Seeing it, Jonathan rolled his eyes at the reaction. 
”Yeah, and maybe.. maybe you two could sort that weird… “friendship” out.” He suggested, gesturing in the air as he spoke. ”No need to get snappy, man. She seems to like only one geek, and you already took that spot.” He joked eventually, wanting to ease the atmosphere. It worked, as Neil smiled weakly. 
It was true, they were friends ever since Neil approached her in the third grade asking about the sandwich she had. For her the tuna sandwich was the grossest thing in the world, but little Neil had shiny eyes at the thought of it. She called him gross and he pushed her. That's how their friendship started, ironically. 
She sure was perfect and that way Neil wouldn’t have ruined their every-year plans.. Christmas Eve together and a quick meeting at Christmas, like always. They could spend even more time together if she agreed to go with him.
Huffing, he sat down in the armchair as he ran his hand through his dark hair. Was it really a good idea? he wondered silently, glancing a couple of times towards Jonathan, who was still standing there awkwardly. Even if she wasn’t in the store anymore, he should have called or gone to her apartment but… he couldn’t leave Gumshoe, right? 
He remained lost in his thoughts for a couple of minutes, coming back to reality hearing a soft knock on his office door. His baby blue eyes snapped up as he sat better on his chair, surprised to see Y/n back there, a smile on her face. “Sorry to interrupt the …meeting, I just left my scarf in your office Neil, so I came back to get it. It’s pretty cold outside, I was freezing…” she revealed continuing to ramble while walking to the small sofa in his office, grabbing her scarf before heading back to the door. Neil was forced now to ask her, it looked really like faith. 
“Weenie—” he spoke abruptly, making her stop mid step, and turn around to face him with a raised eyebrow, the nickname catching her attention immediately like every time, just like the way he said it. Instead of the casual, easygoing tone of his, he sounded.. nervous and awkward. The tone that Y/n knew too well, which piqued her interest just as much as the old nickname that they have been using for several years. “What, dink?” she asked with a soft smile on her face. Jonathan just staring at them with wide eyes and toothy grin, seeing how the stare they shared couldn’t be one of just friends.
Neil looked at his feet awkwardly, not knowing how to start. 
”Yeah, tell her, Dink.” Jonathan mocked playfully, earning a soft slap on the back of his head from Y/n, who scolded him and reminded him that she was the only one that could call Neil like that and he should have respect for his own boss. One stern glance from Neil was enough to make him lift his hands in surrender.
”Alright, alright. I got the message.” He said, slowly heading to the door. 
Just before the door closed shut, he shot Neil one last look that was basically saying “tell her, idiot!” 
A sigh pushed past the nervous man's lips as he was left alone with his best friend in the office. Neil had no energy and will to play around the topic, so he just took a deep breath approaching her closer. 
”Look… if I had any different choice, I wouldn't… I wouldn't try to pull you into it..” He started off, sitting on the desk in front of her, looking down at his hands, making her quite nervous. But without a second thought she lifted his chin with her hand, making him look in her eyes. 
”You can pull me into anything as long as you follow, you know that— Stop being so nervous, now, I’m starting to fear that it’s something big and concerning” She urged, feeling that something wasn't right… not with how he was trying to avoid eye contact with her. 
”Are you involved with the mafia, Dink?” She held back a giggle, using her best poor Italian accent to try to ease the tension and his mood, successfully as he giggled back. 
“Are you trying to perform as Robert De Niro, now?” he huffed amused “You are still doing it wrong” Neil added, commenting on her performance “Lies, you’re just jealous of my skills. Bet someone could actually mistake me for him, bit of makeup and I look just like him” she joked, her smiles switching slowly into a soft one when Neil spoke softly to deny it “You are beautiful… so shut up” he quickly added the last part to ease the awkward tension. She chuckled as well, sighing as she sat at the chair in front of the desk.
”So.. tell me. What do you need, Neil?” Y/n asked seriously this time, so he mirrored her body language. 
”Okay so… My mother said… well, more like forced me? Obligated me… to bring at the christmas dinner a girlfriend and… and she said that if I don't I.. I shouldn't even come.” He stuttered out nervously again, glancing at Y/n as she kept listening to him while nodding. She didn't say anything, as she knew that it wasn't the end of the story. Neil knew it too. 
”andithoughtthatyoucouldgowithme” he spat out really quickly, breathing deeply just at the end of the sentence, almost passing out. 
Y/n tried not to laugh at that, nodding as if she understood everything he said to her “Now.. I have known you for years, Dink. I know what you said but you know how much I like to see you in such a state, huh. Ask it better” she requested, humming while crossing her legs smugly, waiting for Neil’s next move.
He scoffed at that, of course she wanted that... and he was going to give it to her like every time “Fine! You dick.. Would you come with me… please” he asked, showing her his pleading eyes, earning a chuckle from her “First, I’m not a dick. Second… of course I will, you dork” she answered, leaving a couple of seconds of silence before giving him her final answer, creating suspense between them.
Neil was just nodding sadly, sighing softly as his hand rested on her small shoulder, patting it twice “I know that you would have….wait what—” he raised his voice quickly, his eyes snapping to hers as his mood changed completely “You’re not joking, right?” he asked to make sure he could celebrate his victory. Y/n just rolled her eyes before she got up, kissing his cheek exaggerating the noise. 
”I’m not, but now I need to run if I want to make it to the bus. See you later, send me the details.” She said quickly, running through the door with a smile. 
Neil sat there in silence for a moment before exhaling loudly. Then a slow smile appeared on his lips. 
. *time lapse* .
The snow kept falling down on them as they waited in front of the big mansion, looking at each other every now and then
”You can do it… we can do it. Together.’’ she reminded him as soon as she felt his nervousness, squeezing his hand in her own. 
Neil exhaled, straightening his back as he glanced at her. She nodded, and they went to the door, knocking before they'd change their mind. Here we go, no backing away now. Neil knocked, and they waited a couple seconds before steps approached the door, swinging them open and showing the silhouette of Neil's mother. 
”Oh, Neil… you're here.” She said with a fake smile plastered on her face. Then her gaze fell on Y/n and her eyes shone with respect. Y/n really was a pretty girl, nice features, styled hair and a very pleasant body, she was also all dolled up like Neil asked her, just for that dinner… ready to support her best friend as best she could. ”..and who's that?” the older woman asked, reaching out to Y/n, who shook her hand with a smile. 
”That’s Y/n. My.. girlfriend.” Neil informed his mother, stuttering for a second, glancing at Y/n when the word girlfriend left his mouth. 
His mother just nodded, lifting her chin up higher with a smaller smile.
”Come in.” She said, opening the door wider and closing them behind them.
It will be a long night, Y/n thought seeing the rudeness in his mother's eyes. 
. *couple hours later* .
Y/n clenched her jaw again that night, hearing the two-sided comments towards Neil. He was quiet most of the time.. before he wasn't, as his younger brother threw an insult towards Y/n this time. 
”Watch your fucking mouth.” He barked at him suddenly, surprising everyone by the table. His father's eyes widened, and a little smile appeared on his lips. George gasped in shock, as it never happened before that Neil would actually stand up for himself. He'd either ignore him or just stutter out some insult back. 
”Neil” His mother scolded another time throughout the dinner, and Y/n was fed up. She scooted back, and the chair squeaked, scratching the wooden floor from the sudden movement. 
”Are you serious? This little brat insults him all night and you won't say anything, but when Neil stands up for me, you dare to scold him?” Y/n spoke up in a harsh, stern tone. The icy gaze in her eyes was enough to make everyone go quiet. 
”I… I..” His mother stuttered out, still shocked. 
Neil got up suddenly, heading to the door as he needed some fresh air. That whole “Christmas” dinner was a nightmare. 
Y/n and Mrs. Lewis kept glaring at each other, and as the older woman opened her mouth to continue arguing, her husband's fist slammed at the table, startling her. 
”Enough! Are you happy with ruining our Christmas dinner?” His low voice boomed at her, as he had enough of her backhanded compliments and rude talk. Seeing the situation, Y/n decide to leave as well, grabbing one of the tuna sandwiches from the plate standing on the table, fully knowing that Neil didn't manage to eat anything. Just some baked potatoes but she stole most of them from him. Rushing through the corridor, Y/n noticed that his jacket was gone, so she didn't hesitate to get out of the house. 
Looking around, her heart pounded, not seeing him anywhere. Only as she looked at the other side of the road she noticed him, sitting on the bench despite the cold wind and falling snow. 
He was visibly upset, with red cheeks and nose, tucked into his big jacket to keep some warm, and snowflakes in his dark hair… he looked beautiful. Even more than usual, she thought. 
Even though she was heading to him, he didn't hear her steps or the crunching of snow under the sole of her boots. Only when she stood in front of him, Neil looked up at her face with teary eyes, making her expression soften. 
She didn’t say anything, just moved her arm to show him what she was hiding under her coat, a small smile on her face. Neil looked at her, glancing down at the thing she was offering to him, a smile breaking on his face as well.
“A gross tuna sandwich for the grosser boy I know” she sang, moving the food closer to Neil, her cold flushed cheeks making her look like a kid “Come on… take a bite or do you need me to feed you, huh?” She teased, handing him the sandwich after she moved it in tiny circles in front of his face, so that he could sniff its smell. 
Neil grabbed it, brushing his warm hands against her cold ones before sticking out his tongue like a kid, just like when he was younger.
Y/n watched him take it,  before she sat down on the cold bench next to him. She didn’t talk, just leaned her head on his shoulder, sneaking her hand in his pocket to hold his bigger one in hers.
They stayed like that for some minute, in silence and now in each other’s arms ‘’Don’t listen to them, Dink…’’ she whispered, watching his side profile as he ate his sandwich. Neil was clearly lost in his mind for a while as they just sat there, getting covered with snow. Several minutes passed before Y/n attempted to talk again. 
”I don't regret coming here with you.” She confessed, making him look at her, surprise written all over his face. 
”How come?” He asked, confused. Neil couldn't think of a single reason for why she would actually be happy about coming on the Christmas dinner to his family. It went.. horrible. 
Y/n shrugged, playing with his big long fingers. 
”I mean… I don't know.” She backed off a little, feeling a little ashamed of her confession. Neil could see that she wanted to say something else, but doubt crept up her mind. He grabbed her chin suddenly, surprising her and himself as well, making her look in his baby blue eyes that looked even more charming with the white snow in the background. 
”Tell me.” He asked more like commanded in a quiet voice. Suddenly the atmosphere between them got more.. intimate than fragile like before. His gaze didn't falter for a second, as he boldly starred in her eyes. 
Y/n felt like that moment would pass soon if she didn't take the change.
”I.. I liked.. playing your girlfriend.” She spoke up, matching the volume of his voice. Neil’s eyes shifted down, looking at all the features of her face separately, carefully and taking his time. The intention in his eyes was visible, and made Y/n’s breath deepen as her heart started pounding in her chest. 
”I like it too.” He whispered, subconsciously leaning in, reducing the distance between them with each second. 
Without a second of doubt, Y/n moved closer, tilting her head up so he could reach her lips more easily. 
Even though they both knew it was coming, the sensation that went through their bodies was.. shocking. Knowing each other for years, neither of them would expect to feel… such fireworks while kissing. 
Her soft lips moved against his slowly, sensually without any rush. Neil was completely frozen, not moving at all as he didn't want to ruin the moment. Y/n wasn't as shy, as her hand reached his cheek to keep him closer. In their minds the kiss lasted for hours, yet it was barely a minute before they ran out of oxygen. Parting in need of a breath, Neil leaned his forehead on hers, letting out a shaky breath. Silence between them lasted for a couple minutes.
”Neil…” She started out.
”I know.” He cut her off, earning a chuckle. 
”Neil…” She started again ”If you don't confess that you love me, right now… I'm afraid I'm going to throw up. I feel your tuna in my mouth.” She whispered, making him burst into laughter. 
Shaking his head he grabbed her face in his hands, his eyes shiny and hair a mess, hanging over his forehead. 
”I love you, Y/n.” He said, still smiling so widely, and she giggled out loudly. 
”I love you too, Dinky…. I'm freezing by the way, could we go back inside? Not in the dining room but maybe in your room. I was always curious to see your childhood bedroom” she revealed, a bit too eager to know more about Neil's past.
With that the young woman stood up, offering her now hopefully boyfriend her hand. It took Neil a couple of seconds to take her hand finally, since the priorities came first, aka his tuna sandwich, leading her himself back towards the house and upstairs to his bedroom. 
Nothing had changed much during the years, his little brother George received more useless stuff while her older sister Margaret wasn't living there anymore so her useless stuff was all in her own house.
As soon as they walked in the bedroom, Neil made sure to lock the door, past trauma of people walking in his room without asking just to annoy or piss him off came quickly back. Y/n didn't seem to mind though, her eyes kept wandering around as her hands worked on the buttons of her coat “I have a gift for you by the way” she informed Neil with a smile, her beautiful eyes now stopping back on him “but…I won't give it to you till you go wash your teeth. I don't want to risk getting another tuna kiss” she murmured, shivering at the idea, making Neil laugh and nod as he headed to his own small personal bathroom to do as she said.
Coming out again, his eyes locked with hers— she was now sitting on his bed, leg crossed with a small rectangular present next to her body. A small smile on her face. “Come on, open your gift, Dink” She encouraged him, watching how he walked closer with a childlikeness hidden in his eyes.
Neil carefully took the wrapped object, working on the paper to open it carefully, stealing glances at Y/n who was watching him with his same mood.
“You like it?” The young woman asked softly, studying her best friend's reaction “it's an old noir movie… I heard your discussion about it with Jonathan in the Gumshoe and I managed to find it.” She added anxiously, seeing no clear reaction from him. Her lips parted for the third time, ready to ask for clarification again but she didn't need to, since Neil's lips pressed against hers— his arms wrapping around her smaller frame as his big hand cupped the back of her head to keep her in place. It really looked like one of those kisses characters shared in old movies… so rich of passion and love.
The position was quite uncomfortable though, so they changed it after a couple of seconds, his arms now holding her hips firmly against his body and her arms hugging his neck to keep him closer to her. No tuna this time.
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ao3feed-mchanzo · 6 years
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Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)
by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)
a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.
Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters
Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris
Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay
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ao3feed-spamano · 6 years
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Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sRYNQE
by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)
a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.
Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters
Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris
Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sRYNQE
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ao3feed-tf2ships · 6 years
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Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)
read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/14920103
by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)
a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.
Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters
Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris
Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay
read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/14920103
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ao3feed-davekat · 6 years
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Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JGWiac
by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)
a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.
Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters
Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris
Additional Tags: Too many characters, jesus fuck, ok now for the real tags, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, How Do I Tag, Fluff, Smut, Kinky, Crossover, Angst, Character Death, Alternate Universes, Blood and Gore, Sad, Murder, Gay
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JGWiac
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ao3feed-ddadds · 6 years
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Stories from a huge nerd(oneshots mainly)
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sRYNQE
by SirMuffinTheDestroyer (FrenchiestfryLaffayette)
a series of oneshots and small stories. if you don't see a pairing i might have forgot it but i will probably still write about it. please enjoy...also sorry the characters are a bit wonky.
Words: 46, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Camp Camp (Web Series), Team Fortress 2, Cuphead (Video Game), Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Overwatch (Video Game), Invader Zim, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Villainous (Cartoon), Don't Starve (Video Game), Game Grumps, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Kid n Teenagers (Web Comic)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marceline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee, Finn the Human, Fionna the Human, Flame Prince, Cake the Cat, Jake the Dog, Lord Monochromicorn, Lady Rainicorn, Earl of Lemongrab, Ice King | Simon Petrikov, Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Gunter (Adventure Time), BMO (Adventure Time), Candy People, David (Camp Camp), David's Parents (Camp Camp), Cameron Campbell, Gwen (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Dolph (Camp Camp), Ered (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nurf (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Daniel (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Jen (Camp Camp), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale, Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Martini (Cuphead), Rum (Cuphead), Whiskey (Cuphead), The Announcer (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), Cuphead (Cuphead), Dot (Cuphead), Pip (Cuphead), Weepy (Cuphead), Porkrind (Cuphead), T-Bone (Cuphead), Dr. Kahl (Cuphead), Mr. Chimes (Cuphead), Mangosteen (Cuphead), Pirouletta (Cuphead), Mr. Wheezy (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), Blind Specter, Cagney Carnation, Phear Lap, Hopus Pocus, Phantom Express, Hilda Berg, Werner Werman, Sally Stageplay, Psycarrot (Cuphead), Moe Tato, Wally Warbles, wally junior, dr.kahl's robot, Cala Maria, Beppi the Clown, Djimmi the Great, Baroness von Bon Bon, Grim Matchstick, Captain Brineybeard (Cuphead), Chips Bettigan, Elder Kettle, Goopy Le Grande, The Trolls (Homestuck), The Kids (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), Midnight Crew, The Guardians (Homestuck), The Sprites (Homestuck), Hoody (Creepypasta), Masky (Creepypasta), The Rake (Creepypasta), Zalgo (Creepypasta), Sally Williams (Creepypasta), Lost Silver (Creepypasta), Creepypasta Character(s), Slender Man, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, BEN (BEN Drowned), Laughing Jack, The Seed Eater, Smile Dog, Kagekao (creepypasta), Dr. Smiley, America (Hetalia), England (Hetalia), France (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Canada (Hetalia), Russia (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), Spain (Hetalia), North Italy (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia), Norway (Hetalia), China (Hetalia), Sweden (Hetalia), Finland (Hetalia), Austria (Hetalia), Iceland (Hetalia), Belarus (Hetalia), Lithuania (Hetalia), Sealand (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Scotland (Hetalia), Ukraine (Hetalia), Belgium (Hetalia), Other Hetalia Character(s), 2p hetalia - Character, Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddy's), Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's), Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Nightguard(s) (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Chara (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Napstablook (Undertale), Monster Kid (Undertale), Burgerpants (Undertale), Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Mortal Instruments Series - All Characters, Overwatch Ensemble, invader zim all characters, Tord (Eddsworld), Tom (Eddsworld), Edd (Eddsworld), Matt (Eddsworld), Paul (Eddsworld), Eduardo (Eddsworld), Jon (Eddsworld), Mark (Eddsworld), Patryck (Eddsworld), don't hug me i'm scared all characters, my dadsona - Character, dream daddy all characters, Black Hat (Villainous), Dr. Flug (Villainous), Demencia (Villainous), 5.0.5 (Villainous), don't starve all characters, Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Watchdogs (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder), Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder), Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder), Emperor Awesome (Wander Over Yonder), Captain Tim (Wander Over Yonder), Sylvia Zbornak, Chris, Ted, Aiden, floofy - Character, Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Original Undertale Character(s), Original Animal Character(s), original creepypasta - Character, Original Characters
Relationships: Princess Bubblegum/Marceline, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Finn the Human/Flame Prince, Cake the Cat/Lord Monochromicorn, Preston Goodplay/Max, Harrison/Neil (Camp Camp), Nerris/Nikki (Camp Camp), Max/Neil (Camp Camp), Preston Goodplay/Harrison, David/Jasper (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp)/Original Male Character(s), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic/Original Male Character(s), Blind Specter/Cagney Carnation, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak, Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor, Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas, Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Hearts Boxcars/Clubs Deuce, Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick, Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer/Original Male Character(s), Hoody/Masky, Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticcy Toby/Masky (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody (Creepypasta), Tobias Erin "Toby" Rogers | Ticci Toby/Hoody/Masky (Creepypasta), BEN (BEN Drowned)/Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack/Original Character(s), America/Japan (Hetalia), America/Russia (Hetalia), England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Austria/Prussia (Hetalia), Canada/Prussia (Hetalia), America/America (Hetalia), Canada/Canada (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), Golden Freddy/Springtrap, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jeremy Fitzgerald/Mike Schmidt, Mike Schmidt/Original Character(s), Phone Guy/Purple Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), The Mangle/Toy Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Fritz Smith/Original Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Original Female Character(s), Mettaton/Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Sans/Toriel (Undertale), Burgerpants/Nice Cream Vendor (Undertale), Royal Guard 01/Royal Guard 02 (Undertale), Bratty/Catty (Undertale), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta, Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada, Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou, Almighty Tallest Purple/Almighty Tallest Red, Dib/Zim (Invader Zim), Edd/Matt (Eddsworld), Tom/Tord (Eddsworld), Eduardo/Jon (Eddsworld), Matt/Tom (Eddsworld), Patryck/Paul (Eddsworld), red guy/original male characters, Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Original Characters, tony the talking clock/original character, Dadsona/Robert Small, Craig Cahn/Dadsona, Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona, Damien Bloodmarch/Dadsona, Dadsona/Hugo Vega, Dadsona/Mat Sella, Dadsona/Brian Harding, Lucien Bloodmarch/Ernest Vega, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Joseph Christiansen/Mary Christiansen, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr.Flug/original male character, Wes/Wilson (Don't Starve), Wes/Original Male Character, Dan Avidan/Arin Hanson, Barry Kramer/Brian Wecht, Lord Hater/Wander (Wander Over Yonder), Peepers/Sylvia, Ted/Chris
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