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bitegore · 1 year
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if you don't mind, some numbers?
Rolled you an 8; that's 2+2+2 or 2 to the power of 3. Two and Three are both prime numbers, but 3 is only there as a sort of tertiary afterthought, adding flavor without much substance. Two is the number of cooperation and getting along, and three, far from center though it might be, is the number of taking action.
You'd know what to make of that better than I would, but 8 suggests that there's some action that needs to be taken in your life around you; that you can trust those around you to handle what they need to handle, and that you handling your things will handle others' as well. We live in an interconnected world. The connections here are more important than the actions taken; eight is a ripple chain.
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alterniansexfiend · 5 months
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posts-for-my-wife · 1 year
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I’m not breaking any new ground here, but it’s obvious that the peak of novelty New Year’s Eve numerical eyewear was 2000-2009
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10/10 for legibility, visibility, and typography
for years now, this industry has been stubbornly clinging to an idea that has become too cumbersome. if you will indulge me, I will now rate 2023’s new designs:
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5/10 best I can say is “it gets the job done.” it does clearly read as 2023, but the typography is bad & the visibility leaves much to be desired.
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2/10 happy 20?3, i guess. they started with a decent font, but these are illegible and everything about the eyehole placement sucks.
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6/10 hear me out: this is an okay compromise. it’s a cop out, sure, but it’s a viable alternative. it satisfies the basic requirements of legibility, visibility, and typographical acceptability, yet it lacks all whimsy. this feels like when you don’t do a project the way the teacher intended but you pass anyway on a technicality. this isn’t school, though, so i’m failing this design.
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1/10 come on, guys. if you’re going to use the top of the 2 as an eyehole, at least use a font with a more open design, perhaps something art deco. at least when you look in the mirror with those LEDs directly in your line of sight, you won’t notice how bad the glasses look.
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7/10 now we’re getting somewhere. like the first design, it uses the 3 as the second eyehole but it does so without compromising the shape of the number. unfortunately, the lack of outlines does negatively affect legibility and there may be some visibility issues for the left eye.
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9/10 this is as good as it’s gonna get, folks. an actual graphic designer was clearly involved here. the typography is appealing, the color works, visibility looks good. nicely done.
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-1000000000000000/10 :(
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truly we are in the midst of a Tennaisance
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*tries to organize my thoughts*
*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*
*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*
(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next
#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment#so many innocent bystanders at stake#every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis#racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system#and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description#aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh#(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain#and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students#this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE#...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power#and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class#which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever#it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding#are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it#please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent#mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies#& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground#mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man
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pippuns · 1 year
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pre-transmigration cumplanes because they are the most divorced guys who never met
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master-xochimilli · 5 months
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Edging myself in a pet's warm tight hole for hours so when the clock hits midnight I'm cumming deep inside them the instant the fireworks outside are exploding
Bringing in the year with me showing them that they're mine, the first thing we see being the sight of their tummy bulging with my warm cum~
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spllwys · 1 month
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"And there's nothing you can do!" ⛧ Ghost - Rats for WORLD RAT DAY 04/04/2024
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nerdymariamania · 8 days
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As someone who's been a Team Starkid fan since the beginning, since 2009... do the young fans who only know hatchetfield know the old lore?? Do you know about crying in the choir room?? Do you know the door gag? Do you know Liam's got a phone call? Do you know about the iconic accidental sing along SanFran Con appearance? This isn't me being elitist or anything, I genuinely want to know! I just feel so very much older than all of you, all the time. Does anyone remember Tanya and her gay little blonde bob???
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b4kuch1n · 4 months
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wizard of both ways
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chucktaylorupset · 2 months
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Augustine: *watches his brother die by suicide in a premeditated and successful attempt to force his soul down Augustine's throat, has just finished gagging down the remains*
John: damn that sucks
John: anyway i just had the best idea vis a vis religious nomenclature. Guess what youre going to be calling ur fellow lyctors
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bitegore · 1 year
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numbers pls?
Rolled up a 4, 2 to the power of 2. Two is the pure prime of working cooperatively and getting along; four underlines the necessity of such while diluting it down from a pure prime to a less stand-alone number.
I don't know your life better than you can, but this one is usually pretty obvious in what it means. "Lean on your friends, that's why they're there. Let your friends lean on you, too. We're all stronger together."
Might also mean you're going to either have a good year or a very bad year for your current relationships. I don't know. Keep an eye on that, though.
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mcnuggetclub · 9 months
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♫ Oh... Oh... ♫
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darkspiket · 1 year
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fe engage hater to liker pipeline real
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harboretum · 5 months
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Good morning 🍊
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matchahater · 6 months
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jade did everything she could to keep her daughter away from a world that took so much from her. the flattening of her character into a selfish evil war criminal who’d sacrifice her own daughter to save herself is racist character assassination and I’m SO OVER IT
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