#no it didn't

[chicohungers24-7]

Okay but making "a police captain they're close to HAS to die" was so stupid. Like I know they need it for plot but. But look at that fucking dinosaur. Did that dinosaur have a cop friend.

#no it didn't #AND MILES WENT THROUGH A 'CANON' EVENT SO MIGUEL DIDNT HAVE TO SAY ALLAT TO HIM!!!!!!! #miles is just like me for real #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #atsv spoilers #ummmm #idk any other spoiler tags #chico chatters

[swiftiejeopardy]

Hello all! This is Jen @wineonmytshirt reporting that though I didn't get much of a response I'm going to attempt to do a Swiftie Jeopardy Game for anyone to enjoy! All are welcome to play, this is the general breakdown:

I will post a board similar to the one below with categories and questions ranging from 1 to 6 points.

In order to play, you reach out to me in whatever way you're most comfortable with and I'll write down your blog/info. When the game begins, I will use a random selection tool for each round to allow a new person to pick a category and number. You then submit your answers to me via inbox, and the first 3 correct responses will earn points. Once we've gone through the board, the person with the most points will win a prize! I'm planning on posting the new questions at specific times during the week and I'm not sure what is best for everyone so I'll be doing a poll for that shortly. If you have any questions/concerns/suggestions feel free to message me here or on my Taylor blog listed above. Please reblog this so we can get as many Swifties included as possible, I want to make this really fun for everyone!

#swiftie jeopardy #taylor swift #swifties #tswift #candy swift #if this flops #no it didn't

[cero-sleep]

BABIES

#if this posts more than once #no it didn't #hsjsvsjshsh #sheep #cero rambles

[kob131]

I miss World Of Remnant. That was such a cool companion series for detailing minor bits of the world. I wish it was continued. I'd prefer it over RWBY Chibi.

#rwby #if only so people will stop saying 'Chibi used the characters better' #No it didn't

[ashedflower]

Don't mind me, just casually sliding this little Empires SMP S1 headcanon.

Alright, so you know how Empires Pearl wears a flower crown made of sunflowers? Well, I thought that "what if Pearl does have a crown that's not mad of flowers? Only she knows she doesn't have to wear it to be recognized as a queen"

Because she frequently visits her people, so people can so easily recognize her. Of course, visitors to her Empire would sometimes not recognize her as the queen because of this, but it doesn't really matter much to her. So she doesn't wear it.

Anyways, some of the visitors sometimes wonder wear sue gets the flower crowns. Since they didn't look to be made by an adults hand, due to how messy it looked.

And that's because it wasn't! It was made by the kid of a regular farmer who liked making flower crowns.

Everyday, Pearl would fly down to their farm and asked the little girl to make her a flower crown made of sunflowers that she could wear for the entirety of the day.

And at the end of the day, she would place the flower crown on a cabinet layered with preservation spells among the other flower crowns her little friend made for her.

Years later, when Gilded Helianthia was no longer it's prospering country, instead something lost to history, archeologist and historians will find the ruins of the farming Empires. They will find small little tributes in all the houses, each with a painting of a women in a green dress, golden wings, and a flower crown made of sunflowers.

Then they will find the cabinet, filled with flower crowns. Not a single one wilted.

#Empries SMP headcanons #Empires SMP #headcanon #mcytblr #mcyt community #it came to me in a vision... #no it didn't #i was reading a zombie apocalypse fic #empires smp

[abubble125]

Sokeefitz is good. but have you considered:

Sokeefitzdex.

Think about it. Sodex. Keefex. Fedex. We ship all of these things.

#kotlc #this came to me in a dream #no it didn't #but we can pretend

[strangenewgirls]

Happy Anniversary to my babies!

#destiel #spn #if this flops #no it didn't

[minimoll7]

Oh gosh I’m dealing with a sinus infection and its effecting my taste and oh no this is going to be bad

Taste is like my worst sensory. I get a lot of sensory pain with so many things out there. Now everything tastes like shit, I am not going to want to eat literally anything but I obviously need to eat this is going to be hell idk what to do

#molly vents #i am not good at just powering through bad tastes/textures #i lost sleep because of this to #its been in my mouth all day #i've been trying to ignore it the best i can and keep my mind busy #but like i just tried a few things and they all taste like shit #i have no idea how to describe this weird taste either #just know its fucking awful #my cereal tasted off and it was like the only thing i actually ate today #i thought tho if i ate and drank some water that it would wash it away #no it didn't #its gotten worse actually #i want this to go away so badly #this is not going to do wonders for my health if this stays any longer than it is #i cannot fucking handle awful tastes

[czerwonywilk]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

#gmod error looking ass #lethal company #didn't get to check out the update yet but i;m excited

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me? #you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares? #please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[not-quitenormal]

Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

#i can't even function i am so fucking livid right now #they didn't even TRY to match the pattern!!!! #congrats!! you fucked it up!!! now burn your computer!!!!!

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#missed out on a whole year I could have skated at my local roller rink because I didn't want to go alone #and now it's closed and I won't ever get that year back. sometimes you gotta do it alone if you want to do something

[blorbopolis]

im cooking

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #wyll #halsin #not art #didn't try to fit jaheira or minsc in there. or withers #or minthara #haven't played with minthara yet so idk her. but. got the rest of the polycule pretty good i think

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

[ruegarding]

that scene in tlo where thalia tells percy he can't start feeling sorry for luke bc luke made his choices. and thalia reveals that the reason they couldn't make it to camp in time for all of them to make it to camp was bc luke kept picking fights. and annabeth never saw this as wrong bc luke was her hero. so thalia had to pick up the pieces. and percy thinking both that luke was put in a cruel position and that luke was putting others in a cruel position. and percy is the only character who understood both sides of luke bc annabeth sees only the best of him and thalia sees only the worst. and that's why percy is the prophecy kid and the one who gives luke the knife. bc annabeth had spent the entire series essentially giving luke the knife when he didn't deserve it. and thalia was never going to give luke the knife. but percy is the only one who can see exactly when luke deserves the knife.

#percy had to see luke from an unbiased pov (hestia and prometheus's visions + may) before he begins to finally understand luke #he didn't need to see annabeth's luke or thalia's luke. he needed to see both. he needed to see luke as he is. #anyway pjo is a story abt faith. not faith in religion but in each other #percy jackson #luke castellan #thalia grace #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo books #percy #luke #thalia #annabeth #min talks pjo