#no one would be so criminal tho

[the-acid-pear]

One memory I haven't been able to get out my head lately is the time I saw a cow outside my house. Whole ass lose cow. Just chilling. An actual real cow. I should've walked out there and touched it. I was losing it. They eventually took the cow away but I insist. A whole ass fucking cow.

#luly talks #i leave in. not so the country #like there isnt any open fields to keep a cow . who tf was transporting a cow and lost it ... #i posted pics here too but it was super long ago #it was mesmerizing. whole ass cow... #glad it didnt get hit by a car fr 🥺 #no one would be so criminal tho #well though im saying this but my dad and godfather did set a pig on fire as kids... #on mistake #they didnt know the pig would. set aflame. #they were just two idiot bored kids throwing matches into a backyard #but idk why that mf had a whole ass pig. #BUT AGAIN MY DAD DID ALSO HAVE A FUCKING DUCK AND NEARLY BRINGS IN A SHEEP ONCE TOO #but i think that was in a different house maybe.

[lolhex12]

broke: Jeremy is captain sunshine golden retriever boy who hides his feelings and his fucked up family situation

woke: actually🤓☝️ Jeremy first met Andrew in juvie when they were 15 & 13 respectively

#the way i would go absolutely FERAL if this were the case #probably not tho #...but just imagine... #they were both in cali at the time so it's technically possible¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #andrew minyard #aftg #jeremy knox #the sunshine court #all for the game #tsc #ok but really just imagine...teen jeremy with anger issues and a criminal record #which his rich stepdad sealed for him if jeremy agreed to take the name 'knox #also headcanon that jeremy has an older brother who plays exy professionally (but had an accident on court and had to quit) #AND JEREMY WAS THE ONE TO PUSH ANDREW TO TRY PLAYING EXY IN JUVIE. #andrew agreed just to make jeremy shut up about exy and his pro big bro #and maybe (just maybe) they helped each other figure out their sexualities👀 #ngl so many possibilities here omg #jerejean #andreil #<- for visibility purposes✨️

[mintypsii]

PENlS EXPLOSION SPELLLLLLL

more of them because they won't get out of my head

version without the text

#op #one piece #sanuso #usosan #sogesoba #usopp #sanji #sogeking #sobamask #soba mask #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #art #mintart #my art #fun fact i hate how this turned out and i am never colouring like this ever again in my life EVER #sketching it was fun tho :3 except for when i did this cool pose for soge and then i had to COVER IT WITH HIS CLOAK #RGKHKJFSLD #ive been thinking about them............... over and over and over............. THEYRE SO LAME YET SO SILLY #sogeking talks different obv but eng isnt mmy first language so i hope i conveyed the vibe properly lol bhkfjs #is shant a word . who knows. knowing usopp tho he would make up words to sound cool hes just like me fr #sobbbbing it's criminal that there isn't more sogesoba content or at least content of them together omg #the strawhat superheroes....... theyre literally the sun and moon too (sobas crescent hair and soges sun mask) #also for the angst another ship name could be mask king which sounds like masking because theyre maassskkingggggg themselves yayyyy #masking to become a 'better' version of themselves ough #ok i might do something with that sometime hehe

[looneytics]

loonatics unleashed but it’s tweets I found online

#the fact that we didnt get to see their online presence in the show is criminal #probably realistic tho. duck would get banned within a week of using Twitter #and then ofc the others would make it into a competition to see who could get banned the fastest #tech is probably the only one whose account isn’t suspended but he barely uses it so it doesn’t count #mine #edits #loonatics unleashed #ace bunny #tech e coyote #danger duck #rev runner #lexi bunny #slam tasmanian #sry for switching so much between dim & light mode I hope yall don’t get headaches💀

[strawbs-screaming]

looking through my old messages is so traumatizing i want to go back in time and kick myself in the stomach like what possessed you...

#biggest “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT” moment in my life tbh #the only thing that didnt make me cringe is me calling my brother a “mayo snorting goblin” #2020 me kinda ate that up #2021-2022 was def something tbh #i wore pink cat ears. i think thats all you need to know #ohh this is def going to keep my dumbass awake at night #ı was cringe but i was free and im proud of past me for that #it was one of my worst years but like... kick ass #<- by worst i mean mentally horrid in a way that changed me forever #speaking of 2021-2022.. my old chosen names were absolutely CRIMINAL #the first one was felony (which i still kinda dig but in a cunty way) the second one was ciel which i think is cool #but heres the bomb: one of my old chosen names was cereal. CEREAL #i think ted takes the cake tho. what evil soul possessed me to choose ted as a name #also constantine waa one of my old names which is actually fucking awesome #eıhjfjfjf i have a science exam tomorrow and im on tumblr infodumping about 2021 me uhhhf #i jumped through so many hoops to get to this blog #2020 somehow knew something transgender was going down and decided to get a haircut and boom. gender #DYSPHORIA THAT IS GET PRANKED LOSER #shout out to 2020 me for figuring out whats up #not sorry about the incoherent screaming. im autistic and i am full of violence

[ajdrawshq]

sometimes i cant help but think about the enemy pokemon u find in mystery dungeons and the in-universe reasons for why theyre Like That. like. i know we have a bunch of examples in each game for pokemon that attack u for various reasons (misunderstandings, guarding something, gone berserk from outside influence, just an asshole, etc) but whats going on with the hundreds of mons that spawn INSIDE the mystery dungeons. like those things are already weird even though theyre well known by most residents and they appear pretty much anywhere but theres tons of pokemon that straight up live in those places. and while some have good reason to wander and attack intruders there, some are just. why. why are there Enemy Pokemon in a Mystery Dungeon next to a School. who are you people.

#and like . ok pmd1 mons are influenced by the natural disasters pmd2 are influenced by time pmd3 by despair and pmd4 by. despair again ? #but theyre still like. sentient. right. #also the fact that there are canonically criminals in the pmd world but wheres the line between that and residents of a mystery dungeon #closest thing i can think of that vaguely answers any of this is the spiritomb from the dark future but even thats an extreme AND rare case #it feels like a weird cross between animals just being animals in nature and then. society and everything that comes w that #why are there even cops in pmd anyway.. #more importantly why is there a mystery dungeon next to the school. was it already there when they built the school #or did they somehow generate one???????? theres no way right #why did they think that was a good idea. mystery dungeons are famously dangerous and these mons are like yknow whatd be great #what if we took a bunch of 10 year olds (maximum.) and let them explore one of the most dangerous things known to monkind #yeah thatll be a nice fun learning experience . #< psmd is so goddamn weird (i love it tho i swear) #i would love to know what mystery dungeons would be like without all the game mechanics..... #some of them wouldnt have floors necessarily like the forests n stuff but some would.. the ever-changing layout still applies tho.. #would traps be a thing. or random items just laying around #would kecleon shops even exist inside dungeons realistically. i feel like thatd be awful for business #no no going back to the fuckin school thing. theres literal groups OFFICIAL groups of pokemon made specifically to traverse the dungeons #like most pokemon dont casually wander around those things unless they live there. so why on earth is there one for the SCHOOL #pmd

[tariah23]

Ppl can like and ship what they want but i feel like my brain is melting whenever I see sasuke paired up with anyone who isn’t Naruto, especially if it’s like gaara lmfao.

#no shade at all to the fans of it #it’s just…. considering the way that he talked about sasuke to Naruto as if he was some common criminal who was too far gone… like his ass #hadn’t been a whole murder machine in the past but his judgment of sasuke seeking revenge was too harsh imo #like you of all ppl shouldn’t be talking if I’m being honest #it’s like there’s nothing there and my mind can’t move past that to even ‘see’ it #the art is nice in passing tho I won’t even stunt #like everyone turned their backs on him because he fought for himself and didn’t want to remain a cog #like they hated that #rambling #sorry for talking about Naruto #I’m so embarrassing someone should hit me in the head with a heel #sshina makes me laugh so hard the only time he’d ever said anything to her was to tell her to shut up I think in that one movie #it’s been a minute #S type is… N 😭. someone who will put in the effort to show that they care and would dive down into the darkest seas as they sink together #he wouldn’t even ask for all of this but n gave his everything to him willingly… and sasuke was crazy enough to accept it #they’re both so…. 🤪

[greedbent]

no listen you guys you have no idea how hard it is to resist also writing wylan here bc

#〣♚{ ooc } #bc what? you might ask #bc nothing it needs no explanation #big scary crow man and his fluffy criminal-in-training ?? we get both flavors #and both flavors are delicious #i feel like wy would be my “i'm so sorry about him--” character #that is desperately needed lbr #me 🤝 wylan out here apologizing for this dramatic bitch every time he opens his mouth #i love the crows sm i just am not satisfied no matter how much i get of them #cut to me writing the entire gang at this rate wakemeup #consider this: a complimentary wylan van sunshine for everyone who has had to deal with kaz #it's a prize for putting up with this bastard :| #in all seriousness tho if i ever did exercise the option he'd be a sideblog to this one so nothing MAJOR but #steeples fingers and stares vacantly

[hellguarded-moved]

≥ INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM: @hellhunted_

Fingers are tangled into hounds hair, tugging at it somewhat needing, hungrily- there was a certain desperation in movements as he clutched at locks. Coarse, rough, before hands instead slid to cup at jaw. Pipped with stubble and tanned, nails dug against the skin as lips crushed against immortals over and over again. ' Ig...Ig.... 'breathless sounds, perched in the others lap. The makeouts had been innocent at first, both of them still fully clothed, though avian was half hard and grinding against the others pants now that things had gotten more intense. ' I love you... '

the bird had always been such a good boy, listening and doing anything and everything the older had told him; and even the things he didn't, things that were solely written upon scarred visage. even now, as he'd coaxed the other to crawl into his lap with little more than a simple curl of fingers, had him smirking, all smug.

at first his touches were faint and feather-soft, barely ghosting over pale skin as he teasingly tugged at shorts, toyed with lover's shirt. the grin against naoto's own lips was unmistakeable and sure to be felt, teasing in the way he nipped at pale lips and only caused the falcon to want him more, when the amount of attention he was getting now was barely sufficent. it made him chuckle; a noise that was quick to be swallowed by the over-eager boy, in petulant hopes of getting the demon to take it seriously.

" i know, i know, " he cooed softly in response to the repeat of his name, first a bit demanding, then a bit more desperate once larger palms had tightened their hold onto slender frame at last— gripping hard at hips and yanking the youth down against his own, further accentuated by the way he leaned much harder into any subsequent kisses, as if trying to take over control, but... just barely so. just to give the bird exactly what he wanted— or was there more? " mm? " a quiet hum, eyes narrowing and head tilting a bit as they briefly separated for air. his own features were a tad flushed from the lack of oxygen— but they could not compare to naoto's own, pulling forth yet another sadistic grin.

hands wandered lower yet, thumbs hooking into the band of shorts, pulling at them somewhat clumsily, like they were in the way, while the rest of his claws dug into ass, enough to leave behind red marks. a pull to spread cheeks in some measure of underlying desire.

" i love you, too, pretty boy, " he murmurred back, voice low and raspy, caught somewhat in his throat as he nipped at tiers, pulling them between sharpened teeth before trailing southwards, licking along jaw. wandering maws were a temporary thing, quick to return to lover's own mouth time and time again, to silence any possible complaints— verbal or not, he knew naoto had them, if he wasn't getting exactly what he wanted.

#comms. ( “OUTGOING” ); #alternative records. ( “CRIMINAL” ); #reports. ( “CERBERUS” ); #hellhunted #// i make all their asks in canon i'm spicing it up #// ANYWAY IT BE SUNDAY! #// when are we writing their angst for this verse. i'm rdy to be fucked up. #// love the stubble detail tho. good shit 10/10 one day i'll draw it #// also love my son being an absolute garbage of a man in this verse gsjfdjgksf #// slut. awful. terrible. would kill a man for this twink #// I'M SO WEAK FOR THIS VERSE I THINK ITS GOOD FOOD !

[fideidefenswhore]

Your thoughts on the prolific author Jean Plaidy? Did you read any of her books? Do you have favorite/most hated? What do you think about her view on the Tudors, Boleyn's, Yorks, Stuarts, Hapsburgs, etc?

I have found them very dull, paint by the numbers, etc. Honestly I find most of the novels from that era of that era that way, though, it's part of why I can't stand Weir's, hers just feel like a complete emulation of Norah Loft's which are also that way for me. I feel like newer authors of the genre are more likely to take risks, even if all their creative decisions are not my favorite, I can respect that (Suzannah Dunn, Christopher Rae, etc).

To be more specific, as a Henry VIII Enjoyer, these novels miss the mark for me. He's always very one-dimensional, sadistic satyr meets bluff hail-fellow-well-met, extremely pliable and easy to manipulate; it's just very boring and not satisfying to read.

#anon #very unpopular but to some degree i would even say philippa gregory > jean plaidy #(just as far as...entertainment? her depiction of henry is also like that. altho the film adaptation somehow made it even worse) #and philippa gregory > alison weir again very limitedly and only pertaining to fiction #(bcus honestly i think weir's depiction of henry might be even worse than pgreg) #(maybe even worse than margaret george's which is saying A LOTTT) #(probably as bad as norah loft's. but she's a fan. so) #i actually have some sliding door theories on pgreg tho #i basically think that her books were the gateway for weir gaining credibility #bcus they were so outrageous (a very hateful and homophobic interpretation of a slightly less but still homophobic theory from warnicke) #they made weir seem moderate and credible in comparison #and we have been stuck with that albatross ever since. god hates us every one. #i also believe weir segued to mantel's popularity to some extent #it demonstrated the popularity and marketability of that sort of portrayal of AB #cerebral ; cold; calculating and very fun to hate #of course that began earlier but while LiT is more sympathetic than some of her later works; #you definitely get the sense AW is having a lottt of fun hating her in certain sections #(earlier with TOBG i should say) #whatever tf pgreg said about her #'of criminal nature' agrewafrhdsijfs

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i dont know much about trigun but i think it would be silly if vash and knives (they are brothers?) or vash and wolfwood (lovers? enemies? idk) were drawn like that barbie and ken mugshot meme. From what you post Mr Vash Stampede just seems like ken. little silly guy

YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT TIMING WITH THIS EVER I'm literally in the middle of drawing a picture of knives and vash that looks like this.

theyre brothers your honor

#i would draw the whole meme but i simply do not have the energy for it tonight #the phrase mr the stampede has been stuck in my head all night hehe u just reminded me of it #drawing vashs tristamp hair is soooo painful to me. i miss the spikey. unfortunately i am doing a style swap thing with this so i have to #sigh </3 #hiiii louis this made me smile hehe thank u #also ive seen like 3 ppl do that meme with vashwood already so the fact that u included knives makes me happy :] #(<< guy who is having a category 12 emotional about millions knives moment tonight) #theyre BROTHERS. theyre brothers..... #i love the idea that after canon knives calms down and stops trying 2 kill everybody bc he realizes #oh i dont want to commit genocide actually. i just need therapy. #but like. he and vash are still both wanted criminals because. gestures at the events of trigun. all that #so its just. silly antagonistic brother adventures. i keep thinking abt that one drawing someone did of them comparing wanted posters #its so silly and its so important to meeeeeee. #knives just needs to smoke some weed and play Minecraft for a few hours and he'll calm down. #hes just got undiagnosed autism and a metric ton of childhood trauma. its fine #sorry i kind of went off on u there. I'm having trigun emotions tonight. if u couldn't tell #making this unrebloggable because its a wip <3 sorry kings #my sketches are sooooo ugly . u get the idea tho #asks #friends!!! #din0draws #shrimp fried rice #also. other file names blurred bc its a spoiler for another ask I'm answering soon. lmao

[icaxrus]

i want chaos, gimme graves for the bingo

Chaos and mayhem LET'S GOOOO

#ask aimryax #thank u thank u!!! #graves is very complicated to me but in a good way #he's a white yeehaw twink but like #he's interesting #he loved 141 and even in the betrayel scene was so hestiant MULTIPLE times #despite ya know #being the shadow fucks #I think he had genuine love but IW said Shephard go VRRRR #like in Hindsight his tone for his men was so desperate I'm like good fucking god if I was you I would powerhose that bald head #but maybe there is smth to be said on how he still follows Shephard #this on one hand #on the other hand if I hear him speaking the way he did to Rudy I will literally bite him on sight #anti blorbo is such a term tho #tldr: I got hyped with this ammoral war criminal of a man in his intro scene and then IW decides to sprinkle in racism + unexplored charact #littlebluecaboose

[reaverdrawssometimes]

some new ffxiv beans

#ffxiv #ffxiv oc #x'tahnr #kazu #i. do not have the motivation to draw or do anything like i used to but. im sincerely hoping i find the urge again #so have some ffxiv beans #x'tahnr is an ala mhigan who fled w/ his parents when he was just a little baby and now he lives at tailfeather tending to chocobos #he's deaf/blind on his right side bc of an old injury so hes useless on hunts but a dear with the birbs #also has like one braincell dont strain it too much #kazu is just Evil Crime Bun from nise's backstory thats gonna get fleshed out more to play with a friend's character hehe #seems like we're focusing in on experimenting with aether stuff (wouldnt be a criminal if it wasnt illegal on his end) so thatll be neat bc #he gives me black mage vibes #//wipes the dust off this blog even tho. i dont actually know if i want to keep it #loads of stuff here doesnt make me happy anymore and i dont know if i have the energy to comb through and delete stuff #a nice new art blog for ffxiv stuff and maybe some fanart would be nice??? nise's the only survivor of the batch of ocs he was made with so- #migrating some of his older art over to a new blog would be p easy #i love my steady idiot boi #hhhhh anyway i have some art i owe some good friends of their WoLs bc i love them //s o b s #and silly things i Do want to draw about these two as well as wol!nise's adventures #we'll see we'll see

[timbourinedrake]

Drawing parallels between Bruce's grief over Jason and Heathcliff mourning Cathy. The destruction of self and everyone around them, the guilt of feeling responsible for their death and being haunted by it every waking moment.

The same comparison can be made with Cathy and Jason if you really dig in to it, the two being complex characters who are so full of life and passion that they can't help but leave a lasting mark on everyone who meets them. Despite the pain Gotham caused Jason, he still loves it and is drawn to it and is almost the very personification of the city, much like Catherine has the very spirit of Wuthering Heights within her.

'Why am I so changed? Why does my blood rush into a hell of tumult at a few words? I'm sure I should be myself were I amongst the heather on those hills' Jason's return to Gotham almost reflects the same sentiment as this, he's trying to return to the person he once was, return to a time where he was happier without the anger and trauma he carries now.

Both stories show how easily love and hate can get twisted, how love isn't always positive, that sometimes it can be a destructive, obsessive force. It would be better for them to let the love go and move on, but instead they'd rather watch the other burn, because love is misery and if they do not suffer- is that really love?

#Jason and Cathy my favourite 'doomed by the narrative' girlies <33 #all this being said Jason and Bruce and fundamentally good people so they are not comparable to Cathy and Heathcliff in that way #But Bruce did kind of go mad in his grief and DID turn very violent towards criminals much like heathcliff to Isabella/Linton #Also all the shit Heathcliff did. to Catherine jr #tho you could argue that also reflects how Bruce pushed Tim away #(we are ignoring the Bruce slapping Dick ok) #Also obsessed with the concept of a character haunting the narrative #Are they a literally ghost haunting them? or are they simply a figment from a mind filled with grief? #at the end of the day it doesn't matter because they still have such a strong presence on the narrative and the characters #Jason and Cathy are just so similar to me #less in personality and more in their narrative #if that makes sense #because they both come from awful homes and are 'rescued' by being brought into a rich and loving environment #and it's all good but the grip from their home never loosens and they are eventually called back to their true home #Then there's also the comparison where both characters would rather see their love ones suffer and be miserable then be happy #after their death #the difference in that is that Jason feels that way because when he came back from being dead all he saw was Bruce having moved on #and in Jason's eyes that's a sign of him never having cared. and if Bruce was miserable then that would mean Jason actually mattered to him #whereas Cathy (being a highkey terrible person) predicted that Heathcliff would forget her and actively wished misery upon him before dying #All this being said: Jason would LOVE wuthering heights and he definitely would've ranted about it to whoever would listen #Jason Todd #under the red hood #wuthering heights #Red hood #Batman

[lilgynt]

shit my partner has done in the last 48 hours: one. make fun of my dad who just got out of the hospital bc he beat me as kid allegedly two. slapped my ass in front my old coworkers bc she genuinely hates their guts

#personal #i would list things audrey has done but honestly she’s just #i was gonna say bat shit but she is. goes for a walk comes back with a tattoo she’s not even rlly feeling #no but dad situation #he’s okay he’s just going blind but he had to go to emergency care yesterday and was gone all day with my mom #who was texting me updates which i would update my brothers with #and then they came home and i would randomly watch him sleep after he went to bed #on one hand i didn’t feel much about the situation than the other hand i kept sneaking by his room like a criminal till he closed the door #and i couldn’t get out of bed again #anyway so it was a bit intense yesterday while we were waiting for mom to pick him up and the cat scan stuff #gg voice: good i hope it fucking hurts #and like on one hand hey now. cmon. #on the other ive gotten extremely used to non familial loved ones hating my family genuinely and i don’t know? the way she never lets up #with any of them and hates them so intensely bc she loves me always gets me weak kneed #like i understand when my family dies audrey and her will be comforting and nice but like #they are still gonna celebrate and i know this mob #anyway so that and then i was getting soemthing laminated #but it broke my paper win tho my old coworker felt so bad and did enjoy my little joke about not signing the waiver #that he just gave me the amount for the poster and also bc of his new supervisor manager whatever the fuck postion let him #and that’s why i’m still in love with him he’s the BEST. but anyway he gave me that #gave me shit about my friends who are still holding me captive #gave me further shit when i showed off the ring gg made and said it was matching theirs #something something anyway as we’re leaving gg SMACKS my ass #pretty common place behavior but here’s the thing #fun fact: so not fun but also fun but there no nice way to put it i have a moaning problem #like it’s just been an ongoing problem since at least middle school. but like pain? moans. barely there touch? yup. hard smack? xxx #just everything so i yelp and it’s loud and moany and my ex coworker makes eye contact and shakes his head and laughs and im like OKAYYYY #BYE EVERYONE OUT

[lesbianlenas]

every time i watch a true crime doc afterwards i’m like i need to stop watching these they r bad for my mental health. and then the next day i start another one 😔✌️

#michelle speaks #toxic trait is that i’ve watched most of the true crime docs on every streaming service i have 😔 #i put them on in the background while i do other things & i find them interesting mostly from a legal standpoint somewhat from psych stuff #i find law very interesting which is why i’m going to law school lol. but i’m not even going to study anything close to criminal law…. #but like. criminal law is still interesting to me. i just don’t want to do it. #idk. ive just watched a million true crime docs. would like to stop tho. #i’m like can i find some docs abt other things that r interesting? god 😩 #actually watched one abt a catfishing scandal that was so good…..where r the catfishing docs? #NOT the tinder one. did not watch that. don’t know if i ever will. w/e. #also i refuse to watch procedurals bc those r fake & not correct. i like docs bc they r realistic abt the legal system.