#no rickrolls this time

[mesperyiandevotee]

🏴magictrioinitiate-deactivated

Reblog if your name isn't Alfred F Jones.

🃏thekinglovesplayingwithmyballs follow

WE'LL FIND YOU JONES

🐺a-squared-omegaverse follow

As if he couldn't just lie, if he even is on this hellsite.

🏴magictrioinitiate-deactivated

He wouldn't cuz heroes don't lie.

🏴notafjonesprommy-deactivated

A hero would lie to protect his secret identity ;)

🎻sayakamikideservedbetter follow

THIS IS THE POST! ON MY DASH! I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING A CELEBRITY!!

🗿givemegumgumdumdum follow

NO NOTES???????????????

🦪clamoutjamout follow

so i got like really hella drunk last night and out of what must have been a mix of desperation and hubris, I sent an email to Mr. Romano, askiNG FOR AN INTERVIEW OVER ZOOM TO ASK QUESTIONS FOR RESEARCH FOR MY HISTORICAL EROTICA WIP AND HE SAID YES???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🍖hannibalservedmemyownballs follow

Doesn't he like never talk to historians and w/e? Holy shit what kind of magical persuasive powers did your drinks give you and can you send me some?

🦖little-arms-big-hugs follow

I wouldn't say *never*. He's given interviews before, he just has a really low tolerance for disrespect compared to his brother. But with his temper I wouldn't be surprised if his gov asked him to not accept as many interviews anymore.

🍖hannibalservedmemyownballs follow

True, true. I still want to borrow some of OP's persuasion magical drinks.

🦪clamoutjamout follow

my mom sent me a bottle of that liquor mr Latvia made and i didnt look at the proof before drinking like half the bottle (mixed with pop).

also... I finally pulled up my big girl panties and read what I wrote to mr. romano...............

... im going to kms.

🦖little-arms-big-hugs follow

Forget persuasion powers, I want whatever healing magic you have that drinking half of MR. LATVIA'S balsam didn't kill you!

🦪clamoutjamout follow

#we're almost there folx! #RIP OP #nation person mention #alcohol mention

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🌄cabininthewoodscore follow

UM. HELLO????

🤠redbreadrebellion follow

Yeah, Ch*rchill pushed hard for those two to get together, it's no secret. What about it? It doesn't mean they actually got together turn off your shipping brain.

🏴tw1stedm1nd-deactivated

Sure and America definitely didn't talk about it in an interview

🌄cabininthewoodscore follow

😭😭😭😭😭 The link just goes to a 404 page NNNNOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY

#usuk ship real is the only conspiracy theory i'll believe

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🐸enby-froggy follow

did anyone else see h/bomber/guy's new video??? PLEASE someone put that man in witness protection or something before K*rkland gets him

🍝spaghetti-breaker follow

wasn't he originally supposed to talk about that one bbc pirate show?

🐸enby-froggy follow

spaghetti-breaker He was but he ended up going off-track after he found some reddit post that led him down a rabbit hole of research. tl;dr: K*irkland yo-hoe-hoeing isn't just a meme

🦐butisbugsshrimp follow

I'm more worried about dickland's teaboo white knights getting him tbh

🍯kidsishrunkthehoney follow

Lmao looks like he saw it!

#wait a min i gotta search something #THE VIDEO IS ALMOST 3 HOURS WTF #now i gotta watch

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🪃callmyanxietyboomerang follow

dylan's collab with mr canada was just them trying to out-do each other with all the gay jokes sjflsfjsifhsifjsij someone make one of those 10 hour videos with just the cuts of that please? 🙏🏼

🪃callmyanxietyboomerang follow

SOMEONE DID FUCK YEAH!!!

#canada nation person #vintage baker man #someone send me the video i refuse to download tiktok

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🎲dev1ld1c3 follow

If we try hard enough, do you guys think we can convince Mr. Denmark to do a girl month donation goal?

🛸area51searchandrescue follow

Tbh I'm surprised he doesn't have a subscription goal like that already

🔦berwaldsfleshlight follow

There's a rumour he's trying to convince Jones and Beilschmidt to do it with him first before he makes the goal official

#pretty sure those two dont need convincing

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#hetalia #i made this instead of writing #if i make edits like this or the fake tweets assume i'm procrastinating updating my fics #i already forgot what i put for the links #no rickrolls this time #fake tumblr dash #dashboard simulator

[theriu]

I didn’t know how to make polls last for a week last time. Let’s see how the percentages line up on a grander scale and how many more people want to destroy me! :D

#rick roll #rickroll #rickroll poll #here we go again #I enjoyed this way too much last time #>:D #this is as close as I get to trolling #Behold my lowgrade deviousness at work!

[3vocatio]

he's never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~

#obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me solomon #good morning everyone here's your reminder that these two share an outfit lmao #edit: you're all cursing me for rickrolling you but know that every day i get rickrolled myself however many times you all rb & i am dying #this is my 13th reason why /j

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

the first time i got rickrolled my mom was standing behind me and when she heard the song she made me listen to it on loop while she danced to it. best and worst half hour of my life

that. is. INCREDIBLE

your mom is my new hero

#probably terrible for you at the time lmao #but that’s a really cool story #ask #rickroll #never gonna give you up

[flame-shadow]

imagine pointing your signalscope at Giant's Deep and tuning in on this

#outer wilds #gabbro #rickroll #never gonna give you up #flameshadowart #id in alt #gabbro's gotta pass the time somehow

[s1ug0at]

hornet playing on her nail somewhere in the real world......... i love her

#hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #hk #hollow knight hornet #hk hornet #hk fanart #random notes my bad #I don't know much about music #next time I'll rickroll you

[arecaceae175]

Three sections ask game

*never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never turn around and hurt you*

"Never gonna give you up!"

Time sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose in a feeble, last-ditch attempt to stave off the headache.

Wind slid into the room on his socks, holding a banana like a microphone. "Never gonna let you doooooooooo-AAH!" Wind crashed into the wall and collapsed onto the floor.

"What have I done to deserve this," Time whispered to himself.

Wind flipped onto his back, pushed off the wall, and slid towards Time. He looked up at time and pointed with the hand not holding the bananaphone.

"Never gonna turn around and hurt you!"

"I'm going to hurt you if you don't stop this."

Wind giggled and jumped to his feet, rushing out of the room.

Send me a prompt!

#hehehehe #get rickrolled #linked universe #lu time #lu wind #three sentence prompt #ace writes

[lil-artist-blog-fandoms-ocs]

I absolutely love the idea of desktop buddies. Like, imagine little digital folks just hanging out with you while you're doing something on your PC.

And I love love LOVE Aster ukagaka by @logicpng (if you like ukagakas, PLEASE give this one a look). Rigel and Vega are absolutely precious guys and I love them dearly. Wish there was an option to give them a kiss and a hug, but oh well! Gonna pet them instead

They're babies, your honor. I'm so normal about them...(not)

#mun talks #my sketchy art #ukagaka #aster ukagakas #I especially love that they BOTH blush if you pet them enough #Rigel is vibrating a lot and honestly mood #Rigel wouldn't shut up about water and food until I sat infront of my PC with food #like literally #he said about this like 3 times in a row #and I did skip my lunch #looking out for the user💕 #Vega is just my fav character trope #doesn't talk much #appears cold and distant #but is actually just an awkward cinnamon roll that isn't used to talking to someone else aside from his colleague #he cares and he's a sweetheart #even if he rickrolled me #love them both #wanna smooch #also if the creator of these boys sees this #and if i correctly understand the info in their bio... #привет👋

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Fox: I'ma be silly and just say this because I still know the tongue from my old ventures but.. 🕈︎♏︎🕯︎❒︎♏︎ ■︎□︎ ⬧︎⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎♑︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎ ⧫︎□︎ ●︎□︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❒︎◆︎●︎♏︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬧︎□︎ ♎︎□︎ ✋︎📬︎ ✌︎ ♐︎◆︎●︎●︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎❍︎♓︎⧫︎❍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ □︎♐︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♐︎❒︎□︎❍︎ ♋︎■︎⍓︎ □︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎◆︎⍓︎ ✋︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎■︎♋︎ ⧫︎♏︎●︎●︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♒︎□︎⬥︎ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ♐︎♏︎♏︎●︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ☝︎□︎⧫︎⧫︎♋︎ ❍︎♋︎🙵♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎♋︎■︎♎︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ◆︎◻︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♎︎□︎⬥︎■︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ❒︎◆︎■︎ ♋︎❒︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♎︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ❍︎♋︎🙵♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♍︎❒︎⍓︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ⬧︎♋︎⍓︎ ♑︎□︎□︎♎︎♌︎⍓︎♏︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ⧫︎♏︎●︎●︎ ♋︎ ●︎♓︎♏︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♒︎◆︎❒︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎📬︎ And thats about all i'm gonna say see you later bean -w- *runs*

(Translation in tags for those who do not want to be blasted)

#ooc post #it's a rickroll kjfdkjlfg #been a while since this happened to me but I cannot complain since I unironically like the song kjdfgkfd #so thanks I guess! #tho if you wish to meme on me please send it to my art blog instead bc we are already way off-topic here lkjfdgkjfd #okay back to work or time to sleep bc it is late whoops

[lovesomesys]

#lovesome&crow #actually plural #endos dni #poll #polls #random poll #tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #my polls #fun poll #rickroll

[dragonsrepic1]

is there anyone on soundcloud also getting rickrolled? is it just me? for contex, i've been listening to music on soundcloud, and every now and again it has rickrolled me. i'm not joking, it's happened to me 5 times now. and one of those times there was 8 rickrolls in a row.

please, if this has also happened to you, tell me, as i can't be the only one

edit: it's happened 6 times now

#god help me #why has god forsaken me #why have i been rickrolled by soundcloud 5 times #i can't be the only one #right? #soundcloud #rick roll

[twentyfunnybunnies]

HEY YOU!

Yes you! Do you love Dex? Do you think he's underrated? Does it make you sad that he is only on one cover? If so, you are a smart person and you should sign my totally legit petition to have him put on another book cover because he deserves more love and attention.

We will not give up on Dex!

Leave a note and I'll put your name on the petition or add it yourself :)

(it's a Google doc, this is serious bizniz I'd never rickroll you)

#kotlc #dex dizznee #we love Dex!!! #dex is underrated #dex needs more cover time #tiny little rant #bunni rants #petition #google docs #totally not a joke hehe #not a rickroll

[luidilovins]

the only thing that let's me know that we live in only the SECOND to worst timeline is because there's an alternate universe where rickrolling was invented but instead of Rick Astlys hit single Never Gonna Give You Up its Bewitched by Blood on the Dance Floor.

#i know rickrolling came out in 2007 but imagine a delayed development of the meme with one of the worst bands of all time #my post #my shitpost #luidilovins

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

'tis me, very specific anon with yet another question(yes i have no schedule for this)

question #2: did you ever have a dream regarding this blog? if so, what was it about?

-very specific anon

hello very specific anon!!

so unfortunately I have not ever had a dream about this blog, or about Tumblr in general (that I can remember at least)

but! I sincerely wish I had…. so i’m creating one :)

(tbh this dream legitimately could’ve happened and i’m just so bad at remembering them it moved from my subconscious to my conscious and that’s how i’m making it now…?idk)

anyways, enjoy :)

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i’m on my phone scrolling, checking notifications, etc. when I notice an ask, that’s simply a youtube link. I obviously open the link, excitedly expecting a rickroll of some sort and I am correct!

the “never gonna give you up” music video starts playing! but as I go to start to exit the app, something changes…

the music starts to fade away while rick’s voice slowly begins to get louder…more life like.

I try to close the app but it’s frozen, and the screen starts to fade to black…. expect for rick’s face.

when the song finally ends, my entire phone crashes. as i’m anxiously trying to turn it back on, the song starts again…except for the voice sounds like it’s directly behind me.

I turn around….. and a tiny phone sized rick astley is on the ground, dancing his heart out.

turns out- I had now acquired a genie/loyal companion for life in rick astley form, that i’m now stuck with…because he’s never gonna give me up :)

#this wasn’t an actual dream… but I think it’s still @one-time-I-dreamt worthy #…maybe? #anyways #i’m sorry I had to :) #i’m actually really proud of my brain for creating this while awake lmao #like I wish I had this dream?!?? #but alas I remember almost no dreams :/ #also ​if I need to tag this as something pls let me know #very specific anon #ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #horror tw #slight horror #creepypasta #? #idk #rickroll #rick astley #never gonna give you up

[sigmoon]

Do you guys think Dazai ever wonked his willy in prison while Ango was panicking in his office trying to decode the sudden rapid heartbeat?

#I hc that Dazai rickrolled Ango at least once as they communicated through his vitals #bungou stray dogs #bsd #tea time #🩹

[pigeonneaux]

I made a spotify playlist about him

#myart #Ted lasso #Ted lasso fanart #Spotify playlist #Character playlists #Fanart #jason sudeikis #Art #Drawing #He's silly HE'S SILLYYYY DONT @ HIM HE'S SILLEEEYYYYYYY #01 04 2023 #I realize now that's I'm posting a link on april 1st #I could have made it a rickroll you are so lucky i have no time perception #artist on tumblr #My mentally ill middle aged man💕 #Feel free to suggest songs to add