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weaselmcdiesel · 11 months
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drew this for @tallaroo 🥺 u already saw it but hiii
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bananafire11 · 4 months
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A bunch of my dino ocs as lil icons... it's 6am but I was tempted. Gnight
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spiderziege · 1 year
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kinda wanna do some hermitcitizen art cause its fun, except i dont really have a sona and my minecraft skin is just ema skye from ace attorney. then again if ethoslab can be a minecraft anime character then so do i
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elitehoe · 1 year
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Oh I'm feeling extremely normal about Bryan Danielson tonight
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astranauticus · 4 months
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drawing ebenholz for the first time and why does his sprite has a fucking sword?? what is he gonna use a fucking sword for?????
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macademia-shithead · 2 months
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(cc blog for any future stuff @resi-sim-stuff)
some werewolf presets and sliders i made and thought I'd share :-) all of these should be disabled for random, but if i missed anything & some townies show up with em let me know!
Werestache
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presets in the mouth category to give your wewos some scruff! i recommend using these in conjunction with VecD0e's extended muzzle sliders for a more doglike look.
Werecat ears & snout
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Cat ears (sfs) | Big cat ears (sfs) | Cat snout (sfs)
Cat snout preset can be found in the nose category, both of the sims above have it! The nose colors I have on them are a personal edit, but they're buggy so I haven't included them, if I get any working I'll add em.
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Forehead height (sfs) | Ear tilt (sfs) | Pupil size/shape (sfs)
The eye sliders aren't great but they get the job done, I wanted to give them a large range in size- they aren't really meant to be used at their extremes. Goat eyes option for the sillyguys...
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was thinking about alien werewolves thats all... ears are too tall to get a good picture of in cas
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I made a sheepdog guy using some accessory bangs from Atashi77, the ears here are another preset by me but there's something off with the shadows on it (the ears are not painted grey, they're the same color as the rest) that I can't figure out, I'm not great at blender so if anyone knows whats up I'd appreciate it! you can download them here, but they may look wonky so oops
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also wanted to link the werewolf CC by other people I used in this post bc they're great
beetle eyes for werewolves by squea, converted by octetsica
bigger werewolf teeth & inner mouth color detail by sychik
natural werewolf skin override by eachuisge
this is my first time posting cc so let me know if anythings broken or wonky! thank youuu
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ganondoodle · 4 months
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I was at first in love with totk, and I still think mechanical wise, its quite impressive
And when I collected all the tears and saw the "story" I genuinely got upset in a good way (at first), because man! Did they really got the balls to go that far? Is there nothing I can do for her? Now I MUST do all the temples, see how it plays out and --oh, I've got this cutscene already. Why are all the people so dumb about Zelda, I KNOW where she is, Link say something-- Link??
After finishing all the temples and almost falling asleep, I stopped playing the game, looked up the last boss and remaining cutscenes and went "Thats it?"
Watching other people (including you) being critically about so many things, both character and mechanical wise, I've almost startled myself with a realization what the gnawing feeling I constantly had, actually was.
Totk feels like a fanfic.
And don't get me wrong, I love fanfiction, I think its great and important, I adore fanfic writers, I love finding gems, I love reading self indulgent stories, see new spins and interpretation of characters. I love the casual, the passion, the creativity!
But totk gives me the same feeling everytime I am reminded that Fifty Shades is a Twillight fanfic.
The world is there. The faces I know and grew to love are there. But everything is ever so slightly different, uncannily so. Just how some characters talk, how they act, how they were placed in the story. The Zonai appearing out of nowhere, but no, they always had been there you see, they were these super magical advanced people but they all died, the king is so tragic. And you see, the king is super cool and powerful and-- oh I dont get to interact with him outside of the tutorial. Did they try to do another King Rhoam-- but wait, that only worked because we didn't knew he was a ghost-- totk wait stop why do you take him out of the story, why couldn't he be a companion, he IS ABLE TO TALK THROUGH THE ARM LET THE OLD GOAT COMMENT ON STUFF?? If you bring up all this ancient stuff and you still got a ghost lingering, let him talk?? (I never ended up getting Mineru but I smell wasted potential as well)
Im not even mad, I am disappointed. It feels like the devs saw what all the lore hunters got attached to and talked about and then just... took the "cool". All the Zonai stuff could've easily been Sheikah tech, but got just reskinned to look more exciting instead of being its own thing.
Like... at this point I prefer what fans are doing over what Totk gave us. The characterization of Rauru (and everything Zonai), projects like you do of what totk couldve been, the little nuggets of actual highlights and details of love fans find in the game. I found much more enjoyment in these concepts than I got from a 70bucks game. And thats depressing.
I love fanfiction. I dont love it when my corporate 70 dollar, six year development, console exclusive game feels like a story that passionate fan couldve written miles better in a week (and I've already seen much cooler and interesting rewrites and ideas).
Zelda has been a huge part of my childhood and its depressing seeing it treated like that. It always was about the story, the epic, its The Legend of Zelda for crying out loud. To be courageous to enter a dungeon, to be wise and solve all the riddles. To become powerful over the journey you embarked on. Zelda to me is the campfire story you tell to others and go into the woods or the beach and imagine what monsters you would slay. Zelda is not the sandcastle you build in the sandbox and then add dinosaurs and star wars ships because you didn't had any other toys, and just stumble into and over some story to entertain yourself until lunch is ready.
I'd have an oracle of seasons over another totk any day at this point. They should've just make the mechanics of totk its own thing, but I guess they were scared it wouldn't sell if it doesn't have a Mario or Zelda skin straped over it.
Anyways, sorry for the mini rant - love your art, love your thoughts and insights, and I am looking forward to see more of it - Zelda related or not (your original characters look amazing, I adore your style sm)
Hope you have a great rest of the day!
*nods along through this entire rant*
idk how many of my rants you have read but yeah ... yeah ... and the further you think about it the further it all falls apart, the wasted potential of it all and the goddamn audacity of them to do those interviews in which they make it EVEN WORSE is just
i know the expectation for a direct sequel to botw was huge and understandbly so but i really REALLY think it would not have been that hard to make it a good follow up even taking into account that totk was originally a DLC, pretty much all of botws aspects could have been developed further, i dont know what could have happened to make totk have turned out like this .. literally it feels like something had to have gone wrong, its like someone who doesnt know zelda nor botw at all was given a few prompts and then just made some generic fantasy story while the rest worked on ultrahand for 5 years
the technical impressive things ARE technical impressive, but i dont think it was necessary nor served the game well in any way (and i LOVE building games- however totk is neither a building game nor a story game nor a zelda game nor an exploration game nor a sequel imo) but zelda, this zelda, is not made for that and i cant help but think it was mainly to encourage people to make some ridiculous mechs so it can go viral on tiktok (not trying to discredit them, it IS cool what they are doing but i .... have my doubts if zelda is the right place for that)
ill stop there bc i have ranted so much about everything i dont wanna repeat it here again; it just doesnt feel like a real game (derogatory), it feels extra bad bc i was not really into zelda when botw came out and while i did get it as soon as i could (months after release since i just started a minijob and didnt have the money) i only over time grew to love zelda this much again, devouring any theories and anything about it bc i loved it so much- i was never into it like this when a new title was announced and dont own any special editions so i bought the totk collectors bc i was just so damn excited for it after the 2019 trailer dropped (god i want that time back ... it looked so much more like it was going to be an actual sequel) even if i was already worried it wouldnt be good at that point given how much i started to sense stuff i dont like about the newer trailers
i recently sold it at our local gameshop bc it was like a thorn in my side given how expensive it was and how dissapointed i was in the game, i genuinely think that, technical impressiveness aside, totk is the onyl zelda i truly cannot stand (for alot of reasons) and im genuinely worried for the future of the franchise
i bought an Oki (Okami) figurine for what i got back and i feel much happier with that :3
(also on a note, i did finish the game two weeks after release but stopped playing it right then and hadnt touched it since, i also streamed all of what i played and its still up if you want to see my slow descend into madness fjkdhkdhjk though its been a long while since then and i by far did not talk about everything back then, just what my most immediate frustrations were while still playing)
(also the gameplay isnt as good as people make it out to be, so much is so frustrating and punishing to use i am kinda baffled it got through like that and most people call that its best aspect ..... though i guess if the rest is so much worse even mid gameplay can seem good ooooooooh how dare i)
also thank you for liking what i do!!! <3 it means alot to know it is appreciated by someone :D
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Important question,
match these with the M6 pls (thats not a question im sorry i lied)
honk shoo honk shoo 😴
*snore* mimimi *snore* mimimi 😴
float when they smell a delicious pie
slip on a banana peel and fall, getting a tall bump on their head as birds circle their head
accidentally hits a wall and becomes 2d
pulls out a comically large hammer out of thin air
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I feel a gut-level need to answer this unhinged question 2017 ask arcana style so here we go!!
Nadia - this is the snore she uses when she's pretending that she's not awake. One of her sisters told her decades ago that that was what she sounded like when she was deeply asleep and nobody's had the heart to correct her since.
Muriel - he knows that he snores, and he's self-conscious about it. What he doesn't know is that he has one of the cutest snores known to mankind. You and Asra have both tried to tell him and he doesn't believe you.
Portia - who says magic isn't real? As many times as she's pretended to be pulled by her nose across the marketplace to Selasi's booth, it did actually happen on accident once while she was still learning to control her magic.
Lucio - has a deep dislike for banana peels both for this reason and because people used to compare his hair to them in the army. He used to see stars when this happened, but he now he just sees goats and it sets him off every time.
Julian - the poor guy is already skin and bones, he doesn't have that much farther to go to turn into a walking pancake. Mazelinka still loves to reminisce about just how squished he got his first few rum-soaked days on her boat when he kept walking into walls
Asra - this is their favorite party trick. It wasn't included in the story because describing the back-and-forth you shared under the Coliseum convincing him not to do this in the upcoming trial by combat would have ruined the romantic vibes
Hope you like my answers, yellow flower! Cheers! ^.^
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rosenbergamot · 16 days
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i like to think that theres just sometbing in the hermitcraft server code that transforms u into a hybrid. like. these were just regular ass humans before they started living there and by proximity the server has started to morph them into Something else. it started slowly at first in the earlier seasons and has only gotten more potent and effective as it goes on, almost as if its building and feeding off their energy.
and now doc is a. cyborg goat thing. rens a Dog. false and grian have bird wings. mumbo has shifted forms so many times that none of them can even tell if he was originally a human. cleo has become a FULL ON CORPSE. joe hills is a puppet now. like this is just normal for them. they just learn to live with it. these are permanent modifications made to their bodies and their minds and theyre all just like Yeah. Price i pay for being a hermit i guess XOXO
AND SOMETIMES IT CHANGES FROM SEASON TO SEASON (or from month to month, even) like joe wasnt a puppet last season but some force greater than him decided to yank his soul out of her body and now theyre a puppet. tango switched from blaze to Cold blaze and back to blaze between seasons. it FUCKED with him. imagine having ur core temperature shift so much like that. iskall rejoins and suddenly his bones are shifting all over again into a new form that the server has deemed is most appropriate for him this season. and its agonizing, sure, but its also like a 🙄🙄 eye roll moment bc we’ve been through this!!! god its like puberty all over again.
cub waking up one day and having to break the news to scar that hes no longer a vex . scar gets so sad he chews a hole through his base. jevin becoming less slimey and more solid and is so confused and uncertain about his entire life now because he cant fit in parts of his base when hes this solid. enderman mumbo who shifts and now no longer has a legitimate excuse to not make eye contact with people.
imagine being joel and skizz and talking to the past newcomers ab the weird stuff going on with ur body. skizz has noticed his shoulder blades have been aching recently, as if something underneath the skin is trying to pop out. joel has these weird growths on the top of his head. gem and pearl just laugh and go yeah man thats normal. shouldve been there when i became a weird alien thing last season lol.
theyre both just like ??? AND NOBODY WANTED TO TELL US ABOUT THIS???? to which all the other hermits shrug bc its such a widely accepted fact. its doing some cocomelon shit to their brain fr
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noxturnalpascal · 4 months
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IF YOU DON’T TELL ME ABOUT CULT LEADER JOEL RN PATTI ISTG!!!
😡🧡🧡🧡🧡🐴🍆😡🧡
Since you ASKED!!! 😍😍😭😭🫂🫂
DEVOTION 🖤
will be my first *fully planned* series. There's 3 parts and Part 1 will be released before the end of this month. If anyone wants to be on a tag list, just lmk.
below is 🎉 the world premiere of Devotion 🎉 - here is the first snippet released (unedited & unbeta'd). thank you for asking!
Feeling like feral animals, you lick and moan into each other’s mouths as the table creaks beneath you. You shove your hands under the back of his shirt, clawing marks down him. He moves his face along your neck, taking deep inhaling breaths and nipping at your skin. Fisting your hands in his hair, you tug on his locks, earning groans that he muffles into the crook of your shoulder. Suddenly the lights in the kitchen flip on, and Tess is standing in the doorway. “Please,” she says calmly, “not on the table where we eat.” You clap your hand over your mouth, silencing your loud yelp. Joel pushes himself off the table, also startled by her appearance. You take the opportunity to scrabble away and run up the stairs. Hearing your door slam closed, Joel turns to Tess, snarling. “What the FUCK Tess, WHAT THE FUCK,” grabbing the edge of the table in a splintering grip.  “Why don’t you two just fuck already?” she chuckles, trying to get his goat.  “THATS WHAT I’M FUCKIN' TRYIN' TO DO,” he growls, slamming his fists down several times.  “Don’t break my fucking table,” she snaps at him.  Joel grabs her by the hips and pushes her face down bent over the table, slamming his body into her ass. Tess just lays there, letting him rut into her for a moment. He grabs her by the hair, yanking her up, and takes a big inhale into the back of her head, continuing to grind his pelvis into her. He takes a few more breaths and stops moving his hips, calming down. Eventually he releases her, pushing her away from him harshly.  “Yeah, I don’t smell like her, do I?” Tess says.  He mutters something she can't quite make out, still pissed off. She can see his softening erection but a wild fucking look remains in his eyes. She watches him point to the table several times before he opens his mouth.  “That’s my fuckin' table. I’ll do whatever I fuckin' want to it,” and with that he goes up to bed. 
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I hope you're as excited as I am for this. These are unfinished - both the snip, notes, and warnings - things might change.
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chiquititaosita · 1 year
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˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ drabbles de osita • sir crocodile x latina! Farmer reader (headcanons)
˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ I blame @owlight for this 😒 and @backwzzds for MAKING HIS PERSONALITY SMOOTH AS A MOFUCKA @kenruu @sanjisblackasswife
- being his girlfriend as a farmer. With those sweet eyes, and that melanin in your skin, you’re the one that’s highly respected like a true princess in crocodiles eyes
- Now being his little lamb! Yes he calls you his little lamb!! Because you’re so small precious and delicate.
- “Hi honey!!” You’ll be kissing him and looking for him at your casino in alabasta. When he finds you in a perfect casual dress. He bought for you he just smiles.
-“ah there’s my little lamb. You never cease to fail turning this frown upside down you know my darling y/n.” He swoons your heart everytime. Besides after what happened with Robin. You made him apologize for everything and makeup for her values. You’re the woman that keeps him in check (besides shanks of course 🙄)
- “oh thank you amorcito!” Your smile and the blush on your face as he held your hands and kissed your knuckles gently.
-“now what brings my little lamb here?” He’ll look at you in the sight of watching how sweet you’ll look you have a basket behind your back that contains produce of tomates (tomatoes) from your harvest you’ve been working on in your families farm. “I’ve brought you these mi mama wanted you to taste them. And I know the best ways we can cook them.”
-his heart is touched surely he’s never met a woman as hardworking and gentle as you. He hates to watch you get your delicate hands dirty. Mans is a high class assassin and A business owner! So he knows how he feels about this. He can’t help but feel guilty, he then scoffs, and clicks his tongues and then stands up. To inspect the basket, and then pick up the tomato, smelling it. they’re seen to be different shades of light green and lime green to red. “My darling dear, why are these greeen??” He chuckled and smiled with his devious and smitten smirk on his face with the stitches across his nose from ear to ear.
-“thats because They’re fresh tomates! They’ll turn into a nice beautiful shade of red give it time! I’ll make sopa for us tonight.”
-���nonsense my y/n you must be sitting here looking all beautiful for me what if you burn your hands on the stove or the what is it called that one pan?”
-“the comal?”
-“yes what about the comal/griddle?? Surely you can let the chefs cook it.”
-“but sopa doesn’t need to cooked on a comal-“
-“ oh it doesn’t, but still! Take a break! You can’t be working all day when you come home to your handsome man like me??”
-“I mean I suppose I could take a break.” “Then a break is what you’ll have. Come along now we have shopping for you to do!”
- he is going to spoil the fuck out of you. Sexually and emotionally, AND PHYSICALLY.
- now him fucking the shit out of you! You’re a pillow princess okay! BE PROUD OF IT!
-him eating you out from behind when his hook is already taking off your panties. And he’s already fingering you with his ringed up digits.
-“you’re gonna be great mommy you know that my little lamb??” You’re just gonna nod and have that face of oh god I’m being fucked dumb. Legs shaking, thighs aching. EATING YOU OUT HES HUNGRY FOR MORES
-meanwhile it’s been a few days… there’s this one time HE ALMOST SENT A GOAT FROM YOUR FARM!!! TO THE MEAT FACTORY!!
-“hey croccy??” He looks up at your question, “what’s for dinner?”…..your boyfriend sitting in his office reading through paper work… “goat soup..”
- your heart was in your stomach, asyour eyes would widened!! “Which goat….?”
-“the baby goat we found last week…” he speaks lowly and spits it out fast. You’ll get it out of him. That minute your eyes start to flood with tears in your eyes…. You drop your plates and they break, and the basket you made for that baby goat foal, that you and crocodile rescued. You left crying and went up to the farm running. Ignoring him. You don’t want to even talk to him….. he makes it up to you when it’s dinner time.
-“y/n…it’s me…..darling can I come in??” you’re in the goat pen with the babies, you’re holding the baby goats sisters buttercup and bubbles… the one who apparently was sent off to the meat factory was blossom…y/n sighed sadly. “I brought you dinner…it’s not goat I promise…it’s some sushi..” he spoke gently and sat down next to her… the goat pen was so big enough, Little did y/n know. Crocodile already sent his minions to go get blossom immediately. and he surprised you with baby girl herself. “You got her back for me??” Y/n was crying happily hugging the baby goat and kissing her head as blossom is bleating, and then giving crocodile a big smoothie kiss. “Okay you’re sleeping on the floor tonight!?”
-“BUT I GOT HER BACK FOR YOU?!”
-“ do you want me to sell your hook?”
-that’s when he knows to never talk back. Overall I say he has learned the hard way and his mamacita farmer y/n can put him in his place
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du-ed · 4 months
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A jotun!Loki design for @jotun-design-party contest! I was doing a reread of defenders so thats the loki im channeling, along with mr tumnus ass vibes. Design notes: 1. Ridges under chest and on forearms. Rocky raised skin on shoulders and sides of torso. 2. Blue, blue green highlights, mostly gold details including beaded earrings (click clack easy to diy) and gold ornament on forehead, held by leather straps going around the horns (made of ice) 3. Goat legs. nothing else about them is practical for the winter. honestly idk if those hooves are either but hooves 4. Markings are reminiscent of their armor 5. I stared a lot at the claymation yeti from that one rudolph movie, and at mr tumnus
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Okay alright part 2 ive seen now. I think i can start to scribble down some rambly thoughts. Spoilers for Oceanic Magica against the volcanic witches part 1 and 2.
So this is going in a very different direction than I was expecting. First chapter, I wasn’t a big fan of this whole oceanic and volcanic witches segregation thing. Thought it was quite silly and that it made the witch part of the universe feel less diverse. Now my stupid ass is realizing that’s exactly the point.
So world of ice is currently more of a fantasy political drama. The world of the witches is divided between two parties that already don’t get along well which each other. They try their best to cooperate and make the magic world inhabitable and not destroy their entire system, but as we saw in the court of law in chapter one, it’s difficult. Both sides are screaming at each other during a legal session, can you imagine how their political debates are??
Their legal system is in shambles, as we saw when they tried to prosecute Magica and Grilla. The judges are 2 people, both incredibly biased to their own side, trying to make every session come out in their own favor. Magica literally gets a lighter sentence because she personally knows one of the judges.
The tensions between sea and volcanic witches are pretty high throughout their entire society (it seems they just get out more in court. Kinda like with football in our world), as we see in the second chapter as well. When the 7-2 volcanic witches arrive at Roberta’s (LETS GOOO BTW ROBERTA GOATED why is she so tall though) house and a bunch of sea witches arrive to help her, they immediately grab the chance to insinuate negative assumptions about them. And to make it even more clear, we have our villain proclaiming everything is going according to plan. Like it wasn’t obvious enough.
So let me lay it down ever more obviously. Basically it’s: witch society= two party system that doesn’t work. Bad guy is trying to stir up as much polarization as possible by framing two people from both factions as having committed a terrible crime. Those two people are Magica and Grilla fugitive lovers running away together trying to bring justice to the table and fix society. The whole ice world thing is just a metaphor for problems that we refuse to solve because we’d rather make the other look bad than working together.
So thats the basic gist of it for now. Im especially curious to see how Enna will handle it at the end. Now lets talk about the other fun stuff.
Grilla and Magica are still gay
Some nice character moments that are probably set ups for later (like how magica completely changes character the moment she sees the number one dime. Great scene now that i looked at it again)
Of course it’s not all politics. We also have a lot of great action sequences. And its still a MAGIC society in which this stuff is happening, and its all delightful.
AND ROBERTA KSKSBEKSKSM For some reason Facciotto made her like twice Magica’s height. Look at this.
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They used to be the same height now magica has to stand on a stone WHAT DID THEY FEED HER
But I like Roberta she’s a sea witch which eh we’ll see how that turns out. Interesting that she has a whole island for herself. I thought she was more of a traveler. But nothing actually matters except for the fact that shes here and i love her.
Irma is in the magic equivalent of Coral Island. (OR IS SHE??? Oooooohh mysterious who is the figure walkinga round in her house then?) She looks like Juniper from pkna. I guess prison just makes you look younger. I’m gonna sit in a cell for a few weeks and see if my skin has gotten nicer.
The prison looks cool. I wouldn’t mind if it’s gonna be the main setpiece for next week. It honestly looks more interesting than Coral Island already but that could also be recensy bias.
Scrooge is a huge dick which is fun. Feels very Barks. Magica’s line to him: “I’m not a good person, but I would never want to get rich by profiting off a dying world”(very loose translation but thats the general vibe) is great. I’m not expecting anything special with him (he’a just a side character here after all), and you already know when he comes back he will have realized what is right and use what he got for good, but it’s still a nice classic Scrooge thing. It’s at least not DT17 or Rosa Scrooge. I’m sorry I love Gervasio but I’ve just seen too much Rosa Scrooge lately, so this is nice.
Have we talked about Facciotto yet? I feel like I have but I forgot. Doesnt matter because Facciotto deserves all the praise he can get. This is 100% his best work yet. Every single panel looks absolutely stunning. Feels like a completely different art style compared to like 10 years ago. New Facciotto begins here guys.
His designs for the new ocean witches are great too. Character wise i don’t really care that much, same with the volcanic witches. They kind of all blend together except for obvs Grilla.
So that was weekly rambly magica thoughts from me. Remember to ocean your witches okay love you bye
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mariahcarreyyy · 3 months
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bae im fighting demons (my friends).
so basically a while ago i told my friends that i found this guy cute, and trust me, he actually is. his eyes sold it for me, they're so pretty.
but they don't think he's it at all??? and im not even bothered by that coz i dont rlly feel much towards him, i just find him pretty, but i don't understand how they don't see it 😭😭
like he's CUTE cute. curly hair, green eyes, tan skin. and he seems shy too. would i ask for his number? maybe if i had the social capability, but even if i wanted to for sure, my friends would look at me as if i grew 12 heads 😭😭
now i come to u w the problem that they call him billy goats gruff because of his beard.... and there's nothing wrong w it?? i think im going mental because he's like 🤩 and all my friends are 😟.
- @planete777 💓
our friends really never give us a break😪
But my friends are the EXACT same. When one of us finds a guy cute, no one agrees. And i think thats fine!!! Ive never found the same guys hot as my friends, and neither have they-- atleast its a less chance that they'll steal ur boyfriend ig...
i get it tho it gets FRUS. TRA. TING. Like how???? R we looking at the same person rn??? The person who looks like a greek god reincarnate??? THATS who u think is ugly???????????
GOOD LORD THO BILLY GOATS GRUFF IS RUTHLESSSSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭
+ but curly hair, green eyes, tan skin . . . sounds familiar....🤔
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sincerlycas · 10 months
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Um yes girl give us the ☕️🫖!!!!
ALRRR YALL KNOW I GOT YALL!!😭😭 so first things first right, me and him have been going painting for a while right so around this time we were taking a break and I was sitting on his lap per usual. this time my phone was connected to the speaker since my playlist is the spitting image of his and I had it near the window so my phone can get service so I couldn’t use it yada yada yada. so as I was saying I was sitting on his lap and I asked if I can play games on his phone and he pulls up subway surfers right and I’m said I’m goated at it and I can beat his high score, so I start playing it and the nigga is a goofball so I could see from the side of my while I’m tryna focus that this man got his mouth wide open leaning slowly to get a chimp on my mf chest (😭) and he stops mid way and is like “I thought you were gonna hit me I’m surprised” and I’m like “bitch I was you were a lean closer to getting elbowed” right and he’s like “you can’t be that focused” and I said “nigga please you can’t distract me when I’m focused.” and he’s like oh really??? so he pull up my shirt a little pulls my bra down and starts sucking the fuck out of my nipple tryna distract me from getting a high score and did he succeed?!?!? bitch you know damn well y’all girl didn’t get distracted!… I lied the highest score I got was 4000… ANYWAYSSSSS yeah so fast forward we take another break and we laying on the lounge with plushies and blankets where you can lay down and relax right and when I tell you this man needs skin to skin contact- he needs it. so we cuddling and he damn near got his whole face in my damn neck and we talking and laughing and shit then he takes a lick at my neck and I’m like “you fucking lizard” and we start laughing and starts doing random tongue motions and kept asking me what animal is that then the last one I said “you. you’re the animal” and we laugh yet AGAINN (laugh yall way into some dick/coochie it works like a charm) and he ask if darkskin can get hickeys I’m like “nigga-“ he told me don’t answer that he forgot for a second then i don’t remember how but he starts sucking on my neck again and choking me blah blah blah (🫦) and he goes up to kiss me we kissinnnn and when I told you the nigga slipped his hands in my pants and abused thy clit, he abused it. I was on the verge of screaming 😭. then I sucked his dick and he doing what he doin to meee😁 and suddenly it turns into a competition so while I’m sucking the dick I suck his balls I DONT EVEN GET TO DO ONE SINGULAR SUCK this nigga jump up and say “nahh I’m sensitive there” pussy I know. so I go back to sucking the dick and I end up sucking it so nicely that I caught the nigga staring at me so I being goofy as hell winked at him and that got his ass fucked him goin like “damnn show out then” bitch I will. LEMME STOPPPP anywaysss he goes to eat me out and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MF AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! it was so gooddddd after first when he did it I thought it was his fingers doin that till he moved my hands I was like THATS HIS FUCKING TONGUE?!?!? bih I was grabbing on my own neck for dear lifeee. then yk he try to put it in it hurts yada yada he goes get a condom he goes SLOW then it goes INNNN I’m like lord have mercy then he’s like “i know I know” AHHHHHH so he notices that the nigga I told y’all didn’t pop my cherry for real so he goes DEEEEEP and that’s when I turn into a freak I’m choking this nigga and I’m grabbing this nigga ass forcing him to go harder and shitt. ANYWAYSSSS we finish and a bitch feel like she boutta be knocked outtt and if I haven’t explained before my man isn’t a scammer trapper rapper he’s a scholar so he don’t speak in slang he speaks proper and shit and he analyzes tf outta people. so like we chillin and this nigga talking bout I’m a dominate submissive girl who likes it hard asffff and he like thattt then said a whole bunch of things I’m like…. what am I a book?!?!?!?! but yeahhh yalll that’s all I can remember rnnnn my memory is ass btw.
it’s crazy to because for a while I thought I was gone be a virgin forever or sex wasn’t for me and I was wrong SO FUCK WITH A EDUCATED AND CLEANNN EX HOE OF A MANNNN.
xoxo your favorite hoe 💋 (imma start using that now)
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kingcunny · 6 months
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the only part of the hotd dragon design i disagree with is vhagars horns popping off from bone growth cause horns.. are made of bone… they typically grow *over* the skull. some animals horns continue to grow throughout their life. i just think vhagar wasnt very. horny.
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(juvenile goat vs adult goat skulls. horned lizard skull. jacksons chameleon skull with excellent example of the sheath covering)
like i could maybe get if her sheaths popped off and couldnt regrow from her skin getting thicker. or something. but her skull being able to “pop off” something thats either attached to it or growing over it… doesnt make sense to me
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