#not a cool hot gf

[comradekatara]

Katara/Suki or Katara/Yue? I kinda prefer Katara/Yue but regardless the idea of Katara "stealing" Sokka's ex gfs is very funny to me :)

I mean I dislike both of those pairings an equal amount but also a) why are they his exes. at no point do sokka and suki break up (nor would they) and yue didn’t even break up with him like she literally said “I will always be with you” if anything they’re in a long distance marriage lol b) katara is the heterosexualest girl on the planet just a firm unyielding kinsey 0 c) even if these previous two facts were not the case, is dating your sibling’s ex not a weird thing to do?? like, there are many reasons why this wouldn’t work, but “katara stealing sokka’s ex” isn’t even funny imo, it’s just bizarre.

#any love interest for sokka cannot be given to katara and vice versa #they are extremely different in personality but also very similar genetically!!!! so it’s weird!!!!!! #i don’t wanna be spit sisters w my brother no thank u!!!!! #but also katara would never date a girl period #I do think toph/katara and katara/azula make some points #but that’s bc they have rich juicy dynamics #whereas kataras dynamics w yue and suki are practically nonexistent #and there’s no conflict there so it’s boring #middle school girl relationships are only interesting to me if they are trying to kill each other #like sasha & anne or shauna & jackie (hs but same deal) #katara needs a little purse dog boyfriend #not a cool hot gf #she’s not built like that #she wasn’t born that way :(( #asks #dykedrummer

[romansmartini]

shirts for you and your boy best friend <3

stewy + ken

#succession #kenstewy #i don’t even care if nobody ever buys one of these. me and my gf wore them the other night and we looked so stupid crazy hot #will reblog w pic shortly #YAAAY PRIDE LOVE WINS etc etc #but also if you’re reading this and you love me reblog and say waow jillian your shirts are so cool and hot and you have the best ideas ever

[cookiescr]

Hi I am gay

#I've aaked mt gf i can have videos of her performing iaido and hhhskshnejwkwsnjwjw #i am so gay #she's so cool and hot and pretty 🥴 #putri #rants n rambles

[granddelusions]

SHADES OF COOL (JOHN FRUSCIANTE)

“but i can’t fix him, can’t make him better… and i can’t do nothing about his strange weather” - lana del rey

warnings: SMUT! ANGST! INFIDELITY! JOHN BEING AWFUL! (ily john im sorry) 18+ !!!!!!!!

it’s no surprise you were in john’s bed after all the names he called you.

no matter how many times in those 4am phone calls he called you a bitch or “crazy” — his favorite — you still ended up underneath him, his greasy dark hair glistening with sweat, his chain hanging right in your face as he thrust his cock into you.

it’s no surprise that john put his pleasure before yours; you’ve gotten used to it by now.

before, the way you came around his fingers or on his cock was a sight to behold in his eyes. john would have you writhing on the bed, crying out his name so loud the other boys would pound on the walls in their hotel rooms, whistling and shouting. he’d fill you up, watching your eyes roll back in your head as his cum leaked out of you and onto the nice fitted sheets. he’d clean you up and take you in his arms, holding you tight and rocking you gently as you both drifted off to sleep.

now, he’ll have you on his lap backstage 10 minutes before a gig, barely warming you up with his fingers, finishing on your chest with no passion, no concern, no love. you’ll sit there, ridding yourself of the stickiness around your breasts, wondering what went wrong. you’d weep while he played his set with zero concern about his crying girlfriend backstage.

he would love when you would visit him on tour; you had the time of course, as he supported you and made sure you never had to work a day in your life as long as you were with him.

but in this present moment, as you cried out john’s name, holding onto the bedframe and feeling the pressure building up inside you, you realize just how little those visits did in terms of your relationship — if you can even call it that anymore.

with your visit to vegas — he still would have gone out the night after you left and flirted with those fans.

with your visit to new york — the guys still would have taken him to that club where he met that girl — the girl who vaguely resembled you and who john referred to the boys as “a goddamn enigma”. this rung a bell in anthony’s mind because he said the same thing about you just two years prior.

the guys had the heart to tell you he took that girl back to his hotel room. you forgave him as he cried in your arms, chalking it up to how depressed he’s been with the monotonus tour life. through his sobs, he wanted you to know that you were his girl, that it will never happen again.

his girl.

you snapped back to reality as he grabbed your face, your eyes interlocking.

“my girl, my good fucking girl… say it.”

and as the two of you finally came, you buried your face in the crook of his neck, salty tears streaming down your face. tears of pleasure and pain.

“i’m your girl.”

#john frusciante #john frusciante fanfic #john frusciante x reader #red hot chili peppers #rhcp #john frusciante smut #flea #chad smith #anthony kiedis #josh klinghoffer #rockstar gf #rockstar smut #lana del rey #shades of cool #alternative rock

[xero013]

Allllll the fluff~ Lovin how you write these 3. Theyre adorable.

They're so in love, real 🚇⚡

(Thank you for liking how I write them! Have some fluff!

Speaking of writing and fluff, got to go finish writing that chapter🏃‍♀️)

#nimbasa trio #submas #nimbasabattleshipping #conductorshipping #elesa #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #gym leader elesa #subway boss nobori #subway boss kudari #thirdrailshipping #they're so soft for each other #i love these dorks just being so SKHSKEBS #the depot agents are subjected to another topic their bosses are fixated with #suffering through the busy days on having to listen how cool cute and hot their gf 24/7 #(depot agents designs btw; a reference to another fandom im in lol) #(also skyla is such a supportive bff) #(also also burgh and grimsley are dating i dont make the rules—aCTUALLY I DO—) #im sorry for the late reply! #anon reply #xero sketches

[in-hav3n]

He looks so daddy there and I love it

I should really start writing this idea I have about James dad's best friend kink 🤭

#james hetfield #papa het #htsd james #he's so hot #he looks so daddy #i just want to be his controversial young gf #gaaah i wanna #promise this idea will come out #cause i can't keep it for myself anymore #but first working on requests I have #Cause the ideas are so cool

[cairafea]

older drawing of mine, have a pretty demon lady :)

#art #my art #oc #oc art #hot supernatural gfs in your area #iirc i think this was from around 2018/2019? #yes i did draw this in the mac equivalent of ms paint with a 1px brush. #it was fun but not being able to erase 1 pixel lines had me sweating buckets #i like drawing this kind of hair but sometimes it takes. So Long. #sometimes drawing on a less complex program is easier because if you make a mistake then Them's Just The Pixels #right no watermark or signature on this one either because it's hard to do a signature with pixels #but don't be a cyber criminal and try to repost this as your own art or something #very not cool if you do #as always tell me if i need to change something in the image description #digital art #artwork #demon girl #hello tag readers if you’re here… im glad you’re somewhat entertained by my ramblings #no clue how to tag original art posts this is my first one

[niuxita21]

tfw when you and your bestie being mistaken for a couple is just a regular Tuesday night 

#sin huellas #catalina pardo #irene martínez #shitty screencap posts (TM) #one of my absolute favourite scenes in the entire season #idk what it is #cata being like 'no you are correct we DO seem like a married couple sometimes that's totally normal everyone thinks that' #or her adorable lil confused headshake (not pictured bc it happened in a fraction of a second) when irene refers to her as desi's gf tee hee #and the award for the CUTEST non-lesbian goes to... #or irene trying to be cool about whom she thinks is desi's current gf (aka desi has moved on and it's bothering her more than she lets on) #and coming across completely the opposite of that lolllll #truly the only false note about cata was that she kept referring to herself as married to deadbeat ubaldo #and even considering going back to him for a hot second when she also kept going on and on about what a deadbeat he was #cata mi amor love yourself!!!!!! #anyways no one had giffed this bit or was going to gif it clearly so just doing my part #any excuse to stare at screencaps of camila being cute is fine by me

[darkwinterbb]

i loveeeee this era..

#cinnamon girl #female hysteria #girlboss #girlblogging #female manipulator #femcel #femme fatale #female #femme #cool girl #girl interrupted syndrome #hot gf #black swan #blair waldorf #lana del ray aesthetic #lana del rey #old money #coquette aesthetic #downtown #downtown girl #tumblr girls #Spotify

[starlooove]

Imagine how crazy people would go over a white prodigy who not only excels at his craft but also actively bested the master of it twice; once on accident and then on purpose, if he wasn’t black 💀

#this is abt gus #toh is a great way to explore fandom racism bc such a diverse cast and y’all still stereotype and ignore character of color lmao #all these think pieces on Hunter but can’t say a word about luz besides that she has adhd and is amity’s gf #Gus is so cute/cool/badass! #and then nothing else to say about him #can spend time on willows anxiety but not a word about gus feeling like he’s not meant to be where he is bc of his age #even tho he is a prodigy #don’t piss me off bro #all y’all can say about Darius is that he’s hot and dating hunters dad #which would be fine since there’s not much content of him #except for the fact that y’all were making headcanons and shit about hunters dad before he even had real lines #by hunters dad I mean amity’s dad #Alastor or alador they both sound right #but the point stil stands

[girlypopification]

engaged in ACCIDENTAL heavy heavy flirting with one of my good friends and i really need to Not Be Doing That

#like. whoopsies #like... uh oh #pari.txt #had a ridiculous moment yesterday when she sent me a snippet of something ID sent someone else ages ago and i kind of died of like #delayed mortification #it's really quite bad actually #i know she wont mind if i tell her... there is also the fact that she has is on a “break” from her gf ex whatever #which is a. situation to be in #I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THOUFH!!! ugh i did ... i didnt mean to... i know im hot and cool and all but why would anyone date me im #developmebtally still a 5 y/o going ick at kisses....

[spocks-kaathyra]

me: *is aroace* *does not want a romantic relationship*

also me:

#PLEASE WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME #no I don't experience attraction or want anything a romantic relationship entails. YES I want to be hot enough to pull bitches #please I want to be a cool butch so bad............ I want to be a 帥t................ #(<- chinese for cool butch. btw) #tearing my hair out with envy. pronouns r they but not them bc I'LL NEVER BE THEM (cool butch with hot gf) #something something. the masculine ideal involves having a pretty gf. having a gf is a masculine trait under cishet society. #when I strive towards masculinity I can't help desiring that trait too. which is why I get gender envy when I see ppl with gfs. #fucked up and evil. can we abolish gender roles already #narcissus's echoes

[killthe-illusionarydreams]

#it girl #hot alt girl #alt girl #alternative #alternative girl #emocore #slaying #alt aesthetic #slay #cats #emo girl #hot emo girls #alt fashion #alt gf #cool girl #amy dunne #hot goth girls #hot gurls #lana del rey #lana is our queen

[jazzfordshire]

“let Linda Cardellini kiss women!!!!” Bestie you gotta watch Dead To Me 👀

I HAVE WATCHED HER GAY SCENES AND THEY CHANGED ME ON A FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL, I need more!!!!! I need her in full orange outfit helmet hair cute glasses straddling a hot gay, I DON’T THINK I ASK FOR TOO MUCH

#she deserves to have a cool gf who’s totally obsessed with her I think #Daphne has always gotten the limelight LET HER REALIZE SHE’S ALSO THE HOT ONE

[icehaus]

how i feel wearing men’s perfume that reminds me of my grandpa

#he’s so cool i aspire to be the female version of him. hopefully that’ll get me a gf as hot as his #personal

[dbphantom]

LENNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

REAL LENNY MOMENT

#LENNY!!!!! #LENNY POG LENNY POG LENNY POG LENNY POG #Almost as cool as Greg and Johnno #My love of this character is normal and justified #Cruddy rambles #How dare they give us a plant nerd and then never bring him back ever again #I would have taken a minor reoccurring role like Laurie. Why would they Do This To Us #HOT TAKE LENNY SHOULD'VE BEEN IN SEASON 3 NOT RYAN #But instead of being a villain he's just here to appreciate the plants on Mako #And there's no weird fucking relationship between him and Cleo because that's his younger brother's gf #Hang on I'm having a brain blast #Gonna go rewrite my season 3 rewrite #[scribbling in the margins] 'Needs... More... Lenny.' Yep got it that will 100% make total sense in the morning 👍