#not to mention theyre all queer

[namespara]

Hello strangest target audience of fellow sad mage enjoyers

#not to mention theyre all queer #sylas too change my mind #caleb and gale would nerd out #sylas and anders would make out #id pay good money for this crossover #league of legends #sylas league of legends #anders #anders was right #dragon age 2 #caleb widogast #critical role #mage rights #gale dekarios #bg3 #gale of waterdeep

[disguisedcheezed]

it's so funny to me when people just believe that john is straight because he said "i'm not a homosexual" once because

1. you are believing the words of a 13 yr old who was 12 the day before.

2. people forget that he's 13 when he said that, and that he is not old enough for a proper romantic relationship.

3. john egbert doesn't think. in fact, he'd rather not AT ALL. like. EVER.

4. why would he think about ever liking a girl? can't he just say it out right if he does?

also, this part in a nutshell:

karkat: DO YOU WANNA BE IN A RELATIONSHI-

john: i am not a homosexual. 👍

5. god king of repression had you fooled FOOL.

and the most ironic part is that it's the same shit homophobic parents say like "yeah, but when you were 13 you said you liked girls soooo"

#homestuck #john egbert #homestuck analysis #hs analysis #hs meta #IT HAS BEEN 14 FUCKING YEARS #man :/ #there is literally no need to post about this only if homestuck fans could actually read #john egbert was queer this whole time? the horror! #literally what his gag was all about lmao #argument happened in twt about johns gender/sexuality instead of saying that hes just queer couldve just ended everything #LMAO #a twt qrt mentioned that this post was about defending my yaoi ship? which is literally not? theyr using it as a reason hate on me lol #i love john egbert so much its painful. dirk strider can die because he failed ME so idrc

[s0fter-sin]

sometimes i think about how wild a mw2 movie would be if they just dropped soapghost right in the middle with no warning or marketing. like imagine it being beat for beat the exact same, it’s your typical military action movie, promoted as just another military action movie then after they get to the safe house, ghost has to patch up soap and he’s still out of it, overwhelmed by the betrayal and everything he’s seen and ghost needs to ground him and keep him in the present, to remind him that he’s alive and safe so he kisses him and they have sex. the tantrums and the rants and the “ReAl sOLdiErS aRen’t liKe ThAt”, god i can taste it and it’s delicious

#theres never any talk of a relationship or sexuality crisis its just this moment of humanity and comfort to bring soap back to himself #real any time you need me by thirteenbullets vibes #theyre not the type of men to have something as normal as a relationship #theyre just everything to each other they know that and its enough #ghost can be such a complex character if you let him #this guy whos rejected his humanity has buried himself and become a ghost #willingly digging himself out of the grave to stop soap from digging his own #like how are there not more explicitly homoerotic military movies that actually pull the trigger (heh) on the homo part of the eroticism #you know how if movies have even a hint of queerness they wring it out for every drop of respresentation they can get #theres a hundred articles and its mentioned in every interview and it all journalists ask those actors #imagine it being a complete secret and everyone expects just a typical action movie #then boom battle buddy gay sex #like if it were a male and fenale character you would see that scene coming a mile away so why cant it happen with two guys #just doing it is the only way of normalising it #i still see men saying they act like brothers which is denial so strong even egypt is impressed #but imagine the general public expecting this manly man military movie then getting hit with the alone mission flirting and denying it #then getting smacked in the face with tender wound care and grounding love making initiated by the edgelord they were using as a self inser #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #soap cod #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #cod mw2 #we’re a team. ghost team

[kermit-coded]

i will never be able to put into words how much the percy jackson books mean to me... they were a formative experience and they truly helped shape me into the person i am today, so the fact that we're finally getting a good live action makes me feel unwell...

#i will be SO insufferable when this comes out #also the riordianverse in general was my introduction to a lot of different people and cultures #first positive exposure to gay and trans people #first positive exposure to muslim/nonchristian folks #it helped me learn about the world around me #and i know they arent perfect but god they mean so much to me #so im sobbing fr that theyre getting it right... #the bit in tkc where carter mentions that his dad told him that he needs to dress well bc otherwise he's going to be seen as a threat as #a black man in america #the parts in mcga where samirah talks about her faith #specifically when she has magnus take watch for her while shes praying #and alex's whole introduction and the exchange about his/her prounouns #specifically magnus going ''wouldnt it be easier just to go by they/them'' and alex saying ''easier for who?'' #all live rent free in my head #as a queer kid stuck at catholic school and surrounded by conservative adults these books saved my life #pjo tv show #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson disney+ #soda speaks #riordanverse #pjo

[toastsnaffler]

in a hilarious turn of events my flatmate didn't even know I use any pronouns....

#i thought when she was talking abt how her parents thought i was gonna come out as trans and kept checking my name/pronouns- #that the joke was that im ALREADY trans but in ways they dont know abt.... but nope she genuinely didnt know 🤭 #to be fair. i dont rly let anyone in on my gender business unless we're close enough to be dating or its an anonymous online space #like im legally cis and thats fine. idc abt ppl using my name + she/her bc thats not my gender identity its just AN identity that i use- #to navigate the world without ppl being fucking nosy bc i pass as + am sociopolitically treated as a woman (if butch lol) #to ppl who are friends ill joke that my gender is dyke (true) and to friends whose gender falls on a similar spectrum- #or who are transmasc ill talk a little more honestly abt it bc theyre usually able to understand better than anyone else #other butch dykes w a weird gender going on are the only motherfuckers who actually Get It but theyre hard to come by tbh #to be frank i dont fucking know whats going on w my gender. and i dont rly care enough to do the introspection to figure it out rn #i have so many other problems in my life and im lucky that most of my beef w gender can be solved by presenting butch + binding #and using any pronouns around other queer ppl. its actually incredibly funny to me when ppl she/her me bc its like tch. this chump hasnt #unlocked my level of gender yet. pronouns and names in general are so far disconnected from the way i exist in the world... #its just smth thats fun for me to play around with + makes me feel weird sometimes but in ways i havent distilled yet yknow #and this has been my approach to gender for like?? 4-5 years now??? and likely will continue to be for a long while.. #anyway. its not actually that surprising my flatmate doesnt know bc shes cis so ive never felt compelled to have a deeper conversation #abt gender with her. but also i could sweeaaar its been mentioned bc almost all our other friends are trans lol #and also ive been introducing myself at queer sports socials w any pronouns and i swear i talked abt that w her..... whatever #and my pronouns are on discord and shes def seen my tumblr before but maybe i didnt have them in my bio at the time... i digress #i kind of prefer cis ppl she/hering me tbh. theyre not able to they them or he him or whatever else me in a way that matters..... #altho i do find it fascinating when she or other ppl elect to use neutral or masculine terms for me. raising an eyebrow and taking notes #like when she got a job and joked abt me being her househusband.. pulling up the fem/masc tally chart and chalking a line up #a la nona the ninth.... ive been trying to figure out whos inhabiting this body my entire fucking life with no luck girl #ANYWAY just smth to think abt. im so tired i think my brain is gonna start seeping out my eyeballs #im gonna watch some more pluto and read and then -> 🛌 #another 6:30 start tomorrow woohoo #.diaries #zzzzz

[feralattentionwhore]

Them telling me to "look at me" eventhough they know its insanely hard, slapping me every time I look away until I'm super dazed and can't do anything but whine.

#i probably would have listened quicker if i wasn't basically getting rewarded for looking away #because we all know slaps are the opposite of a punishment for me #anyway getting fucked and hit and getting told to do something are 10/10 #and have i mentioned how hot it was? #because it was so mean and 😵‍💫 #i cant accurately describe how hot it is when they're mean to me #plus getting to beg because i cant do the thing theyre asking and them not caring??? #1000/10 #i miss getting hit n fucked regularly #i miss having their divk in my mouth regularly #need them to hold me by my hair and use me #pull hair and just 😵‍💫 #im not wording properly anymore #just thinking of their dick and possibly how much i miss it #and also rhem #and just #eternal whines #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nblw nsft #nsft #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nsft wlw #wlw ns/fw #im made to be used why isn't anyone doing it

[theposhperyton]

All evidence suggests yes

#starting a new power scaling system for the warlords of the sea but im rating them based on whether i think theyre an ally or homophobic #kuma is an ally because photos dont lie and hes clearly wearing an ally pin #also you cant spend that much time around somebody with the title “Queen of the Queers” and somehow be homophobic afterwards #unless youre sanji but hes still on his internalized homophobia growth arc. i believe in you buddy you can beat this #crocodile is trans and baroque works is the alphabet mafia in a literal form #with that said. he has the energy of “im not homophobic yall are just annoying” #doffy has the energy of a homophobic homosexual #like hed kiss a guy and then call him a f*g and throw him out a nearby window #jimbei joins the strawhats so ofc HES an ally #blackbeard sucks but i dont think hes homophobic #hes one of those people you meet and theyre just the worst all around and youre like “man this guy has gotta be homophobic” #somebody mentions their partner and you go “oh boy here it is” but he just has no reaction whatsoever #hes such a problem but at least hes not homophobic on top of everything else #Gecko Moria is such a virgin that i dont think he knows being gay exists any more than he knows being straight does #Typa MFer who thinks “sex” is just a synonym for gender #also hed see your top scars and get excited because he thinks youre a zombie #gecko moria probably thinks LGBT is an acronym for some branch of the navy that he doesnt know (or care) about #Because Boa lives on Sapphic island i would jump the gun and immediately say she's an ally but i feel that its more complicated than that #not unlike moria. she also doesnt actually have a real strong grasp on being straight vs being queer #but thats just because shes used to everybody being whipped for her equally #somebody tries to explain it to her and shes just like “??? but theyre all obsessed with me?” #if she ever encounters a gay man it will be a reality shifting event for her #id say itd be the same if she met a sex/romance indifferent aroace but like #monkey d luffy #its already happened #mihawk is probably both an ally and queer himself but he just minds his own business so much that we may never know #one piece #seven warlords #warlords of the sea #bartholomew kuma

[ahdriking]

Like i know most bl is great (specially thai bl i see u tharntype) and all and they do their best but kinnporsche really just dropped and was like quality characterisation? high-tier acting? consistent story? complex, intriguing storyline outside of the pairing? sexual tension? sexual chemistry? straight up sex? hold my beer bitch i got you

#kinnporsche #ive been down a rabbit hole and honestly kinnporsche has ruined me for bl #im still gonna fuck with it cos im Starved but really #im excited that kinnporsche has raised the bar and i expect it to stay raised #we've already seen cutiepie smash the bar too #so im hoping that from hereonin theres gonna be a whole new class of bl #that isnt quite so slapstick or entirely lacking in plot #and i honestly just hope theres more nc-17/r rated bl coming cos you'd have thought for this genre of ALL genres there would be #but nah surprisingly #and i blame asian governments purity wank #(hence why thailand makes the most explicit) #also did i mention i love thailand theyre just out here being the #most pro queer nation in asia and they genuinely rock #i love a country with an industry that actually looks at the market and takes it seriously even if it seems 'niche' from the outside

[minamotoz]

the way this line had me gagged the first time i watched this episode, like this is a line you hear in an obscure queer indie film

#radio free roscoe #the longer season 2 goes on the longer i am CONVINCED #that travis and ray are in love with each other #which is so funny bc before season 2 ray didnt give ANY queer vibes #maybe thats bc he was always in love with lily #but like for almost all of season 2 hes been completely obsessed w both river piece and travis #even though we're supposed to believe hes still in love with lily #he still feels entirely preoccupied with travis #trying to get in his head . trying to figure him out and learn more about him #even their feud over lilys affections quickly became less about lily and more about the two of them trying to fuck with each other #likeeeeee im not crazy right. there is gay behavior here #not to mention lily dont even gaf about either of them bc shes dating parker #and they go on quirky weirdgirl dates and kiss at flaming lips concerts and go thrifting together #theyre so cute and uncomplicated compared to the intense homoerotic rivalry between travis and ray #like . they are living in each others brains RENT FREE

[orcelito]

Oh yeah the いちご bag employee is a they/them (pronouns given, haven't asked about actual gender) With a girlfriend AND they write fanfiction. How do I know? Well haha I told them I write fanfiction first

What do u do when u start a job and the person who hired u tells u they write fanfic just a week after you start? Well they're living that reality.

Anyways they write for teenage mutant ninja turtles so No they're not into trigun sadly but I did give them my trigun pitch. Maybe someday I can convince them to watch it.

#speculation nation #they casually mentioned having a girlfriend and i was just like 'OH all bets are off now' #thats. where my mentioning fanfic came from. bc i was like 'oh theyre cool' #so we got to talking about writing and they mentioned the thing theyre writing is so long the doc keeps freezing when they open it #and me the resident longfic writer gave the advice of what i do for my fics (write chapters in one doc and move to a compilation doc after) #and i was just like. 'fuck it.' and told them it was for fanfic hfkshfkdhf #so yeah i have a feeling we're keeping this one. theyre the exact kind of mentally ill queer nerd #that fits RIGHT in with the store's culture. yeah ❤️ #hfsmhfjd when i asked what they write for they were like '....u first 😖' & i told them #they were reluctant to admit the thing but i was like 'this is a No Judgement zone dont u worry!!!!' #i love connecting with employees like this. i hope they appreciate the cultural similarities :')

[local-magpie]

ok well i accidentally just read the whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians book. i like what the system is doing but i gotta admit i probably would be way more comfortable with it if i hadnt actually read all of the non-system bits. i get the very strong suspicion that the author and i would not get along

#do i appreciate what theyre trying to do #yes #do i think they do it well #...kind of. #its aggressive in ways that make me uncomfortable both because I Have Dealt With Many Reactionaries Who Talk Like This #and also because as a gay trans guy it makes me feel some type of way to see 'do they have to be lesbians' answered with #'you can be cishet if you want ig' #alongside like. transfeminine being defined + terfs being defined almost explicitly in their feelings on transfems #with zero mention in ANY of this about trans men #only transfems and a couple shoutouts to nonbinary folk #idk! #any one thing by itself would be whatever #but all of them together just make me deeply uncomfortable and like im not really welcome there #'do they have to be lesbians' 'hey its about general queer themes but you can be cishet if you want!' is just such. a particular answer #especially with the aggressiveness laced through other parts #and i understand why theyre probably doing that but. it still does not make me want to play this game #which is a shame bc the system and themes are good #yelling at the void

[velocitic]

severe trust issues bc ppl will say "this show has gay rep! disabled rep!" and then the gay rep and the disabled rep is brutally murdered in episode one

#this is about the show skull island btw :/ saw it being hyped on tumblr but i have to say #the excitement i felt about a deaf character that uses a hearing aid being in an animated show #being so quickly crushed by him being violently tossed off a ship not 15 mins later #maybe he doesnt die? i guess? but man. thats disappointing idk lol #not to mention the first darkskinned black character you see also gets thrown off board. just as a side character he shows up To die #& one of the gay characters introduced tht also got me excited got brutally murdered #like im not saying disabled n queer characters cant die/suffer but #its just. man. dont hype it as a selling point if theyre all gonna get maimed in episode one #and not to mention theres not like. Another deaf character yet. idk im not watching anymore thay was crushing #ALL IN EPISODE ONE! you couldnt even let them exist for like. idk 2 more episodes??? you had to give them 5 scenes and then throw them in #the trash???? #skull island spoilers #to be nice #i guess

[dyketubbo]

girl help my silly post that got some attention not only has a typo but has also found its way on a blog of someone whose ideologies i fundamentally disagree with

#god let endo systems be #syscourse is fucking exhausting. doctors hate all of us anyways #society sees all of us as crazy and the medical system thinks we should all be 'cured' #and youre busy going on acting as if its alright to doubt that certain type of people exist #and how they shouldnt be using the word system or whatever . #nontraumagenic systems have been apart of the online community since the 90s #and have likely been apart of the irl community even before then #the flaws of a few within the community should not determine how you feel about them as an entirety #(obviously not counting when the entire community is based around shit like bigotry but that does not define the endo community) #not to mention how much syscourse is just repackaged queer discourse but thats neither here nor there #anyways. syscourse is dumb #endo systems arent your goddamn enemy just because doctors dont believe that theyre real #come on. #mask mews #negative #ok to rb but dont be a dick

[girlsinthestars]

Finding out that vol2 are the only two episodes the duffers have written and directed on their own is so funny bc it literally explains everything. Like they straight up just don't understand these characters at all. It just proves that the duffer brothers are everything wrong with this show

#and before you say 'without them you wouldnt have this show at all!1!!' i would be fine with that. #if i had to choose between not having a show that i enjoy with characters i love #and young queer people not having to go through having their hopes built up and then smashed every season #not having to come out of a season of a show that means a lot to them feeling like theyre a mistake and worthless #only serving the purpose of furthering straight narratives and condemned to pain and sadness #for young queer people to not have to be belittled and made fun of for hoping for representation and expecting better from media #i would choose the second one every single fucking time. #bc that shit is fucking traumatising. trust me. #not to mention the racism throughout the whole show #shut up cc #stranger things spoilers #stranger things 4 vol 2 #stranger things neg