#now give me crowley

[thesherrinfordfacility]

how the hell does michael sheen do it? no seriously - how does he look utterly besotted and wary at the same time, immeasurably old and inconceivably young simultaneously, learned and naive in equal force

i don't understand but i would like it bottled and i would like to buy it, but someone needs to have a word with him and tell him to give 👏 it 👏 a 👏 rest 👏 please 👏✨

#good omens #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #honestly just this image for ever and ever #nothing else #michael sheen #what a treasure given to this earth #ALSO HIS LITTLE CURL???? MY BOYYYYY #now give me crowley #otherwise i riot #not a shitpost but its good omens babyyyy #btw it should be noted that he is probably looking at gabriel here not crowley #BUT my point stands michael sheen is not HUMAN no HUMAN can do what he DOES

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨ #nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this) #(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own) #(he's a fast learner okay) #(he sure can make rabbits disappear) #(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR) #(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME) #(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU) #(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????) #Crowley what do you mean “blelele” #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

[tennant-davids]

GOOD OMENS 2x02 // 2x05

If you're going to invoke fiction, might as well do it properly.

#good omens #goodomensedit #uservici #usereena #userkristi #userisaiah #userbbelcher #chewieblog #dailyflicks #tvedit #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #*laurengifs #2k #shut up if this has been done a thousand times over by now lmao #did not see me making good omens gifs but the angst compelled me #just give me a couple more and it'll be out of my system

[funtergeist]

my little omens :]

#good omens #my little pony #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #myart #this was all birthed out of me trying to draw them but failing bc theyre complex old men and i have skill issue #so im like. ok. draw them as ponies instead i guess #also i forgot to give aziraphale nostrils oops #too late now

[lilartifex]

Azazel's design is ADORABLE.

BUT.

Some fanart of him flashed across my feed and for some reason, these little buggers crawled out of whatever memory box I had them locked and bound in.

Check out @asleepyy's Oopsie!Omens here!

#I took a few liberties with Azazel's design #these things have scared me since that adventure time episode six years ago #and now they can scare you too #and azazel #he didn't mean to give them ideas #he just wanted to tell them about the nice girls with biscuits #oopsie!omens #good omens aziraphale #azazel #aziraphale #good omens fanart #good omens comic #mini comic #beelzebub #good omens beelzebub #jophiel #crowley

[ourtubahero-blog]

There’s always that one curl!

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #crowley #good ineffable husbands #the white curl #welsh seduction machine #go2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #give me season 3 now #give me season 3 or give me death

[420technoblazeit]

in my mind dean was always supposed to get older and become the new bobby. like ok you're a hunter, maybe a little new to the scene and still figuring things out. and you're tracking down a werewolf, easy case. except some things don't line up quite right and now you're thinking it might not actually be a werewolf. so you ask around a hunter's bar and they all say the same thing. go to this one bunker in the middle of nowhere in kansas

and you're like sure what the hell. you're stumped anyway, might as well check it out. maybe it's a weapons storehouse or something. but then you get there and there's a doorbell and a bee-shaped welcome mat out front and you're starting to think you've got the wrong place. the door swings open and there's this middle aged guy with a robe and batman pyjama bottoms. and he laughs at the look on your face and tells you to come in, he doesn't bite. not since he got that vampire cure, anyway. you're not sure what to make of that last part but he winks at you when he says it so you figure he's joking. maybe.

he gives great advice about hunting everything under the sun and if you stick around long enough he'll go on and on about how he saved the world at least five times. ok sure. you don't want to be rude so you just sit there and sip your coffee politely while he talks about some guy called chuck and how much of a bitch he is. and another guy who's aged a little more gracefully comes padding down the hallway in a metallica t-shirt and rolls his eyes. has he told you about tvland yet? ('i was just getting to that part!')

if you go to the basement you'll find shotguns filled with salt, wooden stakes, holy water, and demon-killing bullets for sale. and if you're lucky the witch who sells hex bags might be around. low-grade curses only, of course. you better leave the powerful stuff to the professionals. and she'll get in trouble if she gives you anything stronger, not that she can't be persuaded. a girl's gotta make a living after all and she's always encouraged eager new witches. it's worked out pretty well for her so far. and then a guy you swear is twice your height will raise an eyebrow at her and insist she only sell the weaker hex bags, please. you don't need any more witches in your coven, rowena. you've got plenty

pagan god giving you trouble? there's a man who swings by every once in a while who knows how to deal with those. give him some candy or a fun magic relic and he might help you out. it depends. he's a little picky about dishing out advice and he likes to play favorites. and if you've got a demon problem they can give you the number of a guy who swears up and down that he used to be the king of hell. but you've seen him walking around with a purse-sized terrier tucked under his arm and a dozen more following him so you're not really sure if you believe him

idk i like to think that dean got to grow old and retire. that doesn't mean he stops helping people, it just means he hangs up his coat and becomes an old man who rambles on and on about 'back in my day' and makes a dent in his leather armchair. there's a foosball table where the dungeon used to be and sam complains about beer bottles being everywhere and it becomes a safe haven for anyone still fighting the good fight. it's just that for dean and the rest of team free will the fight is over. they're done hunting now

#THIS GOT AWAY FROM ME BUT. i was thinkign about the spn finale and what i'd picture as a happy ending for tfw (mostly dean sorry. samgirls) #adn like. i dont think dean would ever give up helping people but i also think at some poitn in time he'd recognize that the way he views #hunting really does hurt him. n maybe eventually he coudl be convinced to take a step back yk? and be a little more hands off like bobby wa #and YES im givign rowena gabe adn crowley happy endings too. up to you to decide if htey live in the bunker now. (i think crowley does at #least once he abdicates the throne. he went full will graham and has like a hundred dogs n dean complains about how much mud they track in) #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #rowena macleod #sam winchester #gabriel spn #crowley macleod #crowley spn #the pig squeals

[mommyashtoreth]

I find "modern human whatever au" name changes to be more annoying so I'll take this any day but I do love when people do modern human whatever aus for goomens and keep the names "Aziraphale" and "Crowley." Especially if it's some kind of like Hip Young Queer type of situation, because really and truly there is no greater characterization about a type of human person than that which be gleaned from "chose either the name 'Aziraphale' or 'Crowley'"

#open mick night #good omens #gomens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #whatever i love clout. give me attention now

[queer-reader-07]

got a hair cut yesterday and i realized my hair is now finally at a length that i can do a half bun again. you know, a slutty little half bun like the one crowley has in season 1? gender euphoria here i come

i love having shorter hair again i am thriving

#i also dyed it purple which is a first #but that's kind of beside the point #however for those silly enough to read my unhinged tags #i've got the under half of my hair dyed and it's been pink for 2 years #but i decided to switch it up and now it's purple and i'm kind of very extremely here for it #but! #point is #short hair and half up buns give me sm euphoria i am hyped #good omens #crowley #good omens shitpost #long hair crowley

[thecommonmold]

Just leaving this here

#good omens #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #aziracrow #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens memes #give me season 3 now #give me season 3 or give me death

[weasleywrinkles]

I just rewatched the Final Fifteen again and god, I am absolutely distraught. It's been 77 days, (2 months and 16 days) and I am NOT over it. When will the despair end? When will the brainrot end? How are we doing guys? Please tell me I'm not alone.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #gomens #good omens 2 #good omens season 3 #good omens 3 #good omens meta #give me s3 or give me death #give me season 3 or give me death #give me season 3 now #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #ineffable fandom #go2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #ineffable dumbasses #good ineffable omens #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #thin dark duke

[santacoppelia]

An angelic meta.

Ok. I'm starting my 13th rewatch of season 2, and Episode 1 made me think about the nature of angels. Not in a theological way (well, maybe a little), but in the narrative.

Before this episode, we have only met angels as they are now. I mean, we have seen Aziraphale through the ages, but the other angels we saw during season 1 (Gabriel, Michael, Uriel, Sandalphon, Anderson [sherlockian joke, sorry]) we have mostly seen them in the present age. They are mostly jerks, rigid, uptight, righteous, full of themselves, they can be cruel and sometimes downright malicious (yup, Michael and Sandalphon, I'm talking about you, utter pieces of...)

But the first minutes of season 2 present us with not 1, not 2, but THREE angels in their "factory setting" status (yup, that's sort of a reference to the fanfic with the same title, if you haven't read it, go check it on AO3). In the first 30 minutes of the season, we would also get to know Muriel, the lesser angel we've met so far.

We find out that angels can be:

Full of joy and awe

Tender

Honestly, genuinely surprised

Full of curiosity and wonder

Openly loving (that "You are funny, I love you!" gets me every time)

Enthusiastic

Generous

Naïve (infinitely naïve, even when being jerks. That's what makes some of their misconceptions, misdirections and prejudices so much fun)

This, I would say (and this is where I bring Theology into the equation) is how Divine Grace looks like. For Catholics, "grace" depends on the intermediation of the Church (one of the bones I actually had with the lot before leaving), but when you talk about angels... Well, they are created to be in full contact and awe with Divine Grace in a natural way (because they are created immersed in that grace, perfect, and they get blessed by acting in order to follow that loving nature towards God... and if they resist that nature is when and why they fall). Thomas Aquinas explained this in extenso (and my best friend, who is a Medievalist, Philosopher and fan of Thomas Aquinas has explained this to me in a 15 minute long audio, so I'm more confident about what I'm writing now, ha)

Well, now let's leave the theological bit behind. What piqued my interest was, as a matter of fact, watching Jim/Gabriel enjoying hot cocoa. We can oppose his joyful discovery to a couple of moments:

Gabriel's reaction during season 1, episode 1, when he finds Aziraphale enjoying sushi. "Why do you eat that?" and his face of disgust when thinking about "ingesting things" vs. the happiness of his experience, at every level, when he feels and tastes the cocoa (the mouthfeel, the taste, the heat, finally arriving at his stomach). He grows so fond of cocoa that it is his comfort thing for the rest of the season.

Aziraphale's first experience with food in "A Companion to Owls" (the Job minisode). At first he has the same old attitude we have seen on angels about human food: it is somewhat disgusting... But after he tries it, he discovers the huge pleasure it gives him and he goes wild with it. The love of food and the pleasure of eating exquisite things is still one of his defining traits.

But I would also put out a little note about how Aziraphale was, since the beginning, somehow conscious about the possibility of "falling from grace". If Angel! Crowley had been immersed in the creation of galaxies and stars, Aziraphale had been involved in the creation of Earth and humans. If I understood most of what my personal theologian explained to me about how the notion of "grace" had to be questioned and reinterpreted around how humans can have free will but also achieve grace, and what did that mean for the angels... Well, it redefined everything (the one who started asking all those "silly questions" around the Theology of Grace was Augustine of Hippo, and Thomas Aquinas had to rework ALL of the ideas around angelic grace using Aristotle to justify many things... And that how they came to be known as Fathers of the Church for Catholicism).

So... Angels in their "natural" state are joyous, cheerful, naïve, full of wonder and curiosity. Something (The Great War? Maybe... But maybe something before that) showed them distrust, made them rigid, self-righteous and simply... awful.

Where does this leaves my second favorite angel, Muriel? Well, they are still that sort of angel: that is one of the best things we found about them in this season, and why most of the fandom has already adopted them as our sweet child of divorce. So, she is still full of Divine Grace, and ingenuity.

This word, I believe, will become an interesting characteristic during season 3. Why? Because I'm not a native English speaker 😂. As such, it is more evident that ingenuity has a double meaning: both being an ingenue (naïf), but also being inventive, talented and witty (even wise). I offer a couple of contrasts too, to build up on this idea:

They had been called "dim" by The Metatron. I've already talked about how this is his "fatal flaw": he is underestimating his opponents and expecting everything to be predictable, but ingenuity usually beats predictability (Crowley is also a master of this)

Another character we saw during season 2 that was full of ingenuity: Shax. Yeah, she is not the sharpest tool in the shed, and she is cunning... But that's because she embodies those both sides of the idea! She is ingenuous and still asks Crowley for cues about how to work on Earth, but she is also ingenious and is always planning schemes for her own benefit (even when they blow up in her face). Also, she was the first one to determine that Gabriel had to be in the bookshop, even when she couldn't see him or detect him, and was so certain as to launch an attack.

I've rambled a lot, and I'm now a bit peckish. Do with this information what you like!

#good omens meta #good omens 2 #muriel good omens #shax good omens #crowley #aziraphale #jim short for gabriel #good omens theory #good omens and theology #not really sure if Thomas Aquinas would be happy with this #And Augustine of Hippo wouldn't be too proud of me #lord give me chastity and continence but not now

[annaartnstuff]

Love of my life, don’t leave me

This scene will never be ok and Micheal Sheen‘s ability to collectively shatter our hearts is something that would be wielded carefully 😭

#you’ve taken my love and now desert me #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #micheal sheen #last minutes #angst #oh what I would give to hear his thoughts #do it again

[ingravinoveritas]

Life imitating art...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #staged #or 'Brokeback Mount Him' which is what I am referring to Staged as from here on out #staged 3 #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #i can't unsee it and now neither can you #if i had a nickel for every time a lost female tourist found a nice gay couple to give her directions home #i'd have two nickels #but it's weird that it happened twice #cinematic parallels #i can't even with this #tell me again that they're not a couple #ineffable lovers

[eviebane]

Oh. Ohhhhh. Um. I have so many thoughts. None of them holy.

Credit: bexisms Twitter

#crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #good omens #aziracrow #goodomens #ineffable divorce #good omens 2 #gomens #gomens 2 #fuck #all my thoughts are unholy #i needed this on my blog #to cherish forever #your honour i love him so much #i want to give him hickeys #god cant save me now

[orginllazyblog]

Twst Tumblrs/Twitter people:

Whole summary of Crowley/Levan theory:

For those who still don't believe Crowley might be Malleus father, I get it. He might be a relative of Levan, but who knows what Yana Tabosa has planned

This one is my favorite. Ever since Book 7, I posted my Mat Pat twst theory about Crowley can't be Malleus father bc of the timeline. After getting new info, I realize it might be true. That is when I was getting twst theories from others and how I find @prince-kallisto account.

Their theories are detailed and keep expanding more and more. So here is the meme I did whenever I find twst theories

#twisted wonderland #twst meme #so far its all crowley/levan theories #now i have a new phase #and its my mat pat phase #give me more theorys to read #twst theory #twst crowley #crowley being malleus father thory