#otherwise i riot

[thesherrinfordfacility]

how the hell does michael sheen do it? no seriously - how does he look utterly besotted and wary at the same time, immeasurably old and inconceivably young simultaneously, learned and naive in equal force

i don't understand but i would like it bottled and i would like to buy it, but someone needs to have a word with him and tell him to give 👏 it 👏 a 👏 rest 👏 please 👏✨

#good omens #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #honestly just this image for ever and ever #nothing else #michael sheen #what a treasure given to this earth #ALSO HIS LITTLE CURL???? MY BOYYYYY #now give me crowley #otherwise i riot #not a shitpost but its good omens babyyyy #btw it should be noted that he is probably looking at gabriel here not crowley #BUT my point stands michael sheen is not HUMAN no HUMAN can do what he DOES

[rubidusmagnet]

Kid’s devil fruit is so ridiculously underutilized in my opinion it’s insane :/ A good majority of his attacks boil down to ‘oonga bunga! big metal arm smackdown!’ and that is very disappointing... No wonder he gets smacked around so often, Oda is doing him the disservice of lacking in creativity. And no, big giant metal mecha does not count as it does just about the same thing as giant metal arm. 

#(OOC) #If he is gonna be shown fighting Shanks #make him look competent please #as well as he crew #Just like he did for the Hearts #otherwise I riot

[radiance1]

A castle mysteriously appears in Gotham one night.

Nobody who noticed it knows where it came from, nor how it got there as it seemingly appeared overnight. It wasn't anything big, as far as castle's were concerned, it seemed to be on the smaller side of things.

However, no one could truly estimate it's actual size. For there seemed to be an ever-present fog that never seemed to stray past the castle's gates.

Just like the fog, you always seemed to hear the cawing of crows and the flapping of bats whenever you step close enough. Yet their visibility was kept hidden in the fog.

Appearances aside, there did seem to be something... off, about the castle and not just because it appeared from thin air, no. It seemed to have a distinct aura of something... other.

No one knew how to explain it, but they could tell there was nothing natural about it. There was something fundamentally wrong with the castle, it wasn't the way it appeared out of nowhere, nor it's appearance.

===

When Sam finally became an adult, she didn't have to think twice about moving out. It was a bit difficult, with her parents not wanting to let her go just yet, but her grandmother managed to persuade them, thankfully.

When she was younger, Sam had always dreamed of owning a castle. Though its appearance did change in her mind when she grew older, from pretty and pink to one of darker colors and crows, which is why she never got one when she was younger, she realized.

But now that she was an adult, what was stopping her?

Nothing, that's what.

So, Sam buys one that matches her tastes and moves in. There was a lot of space, far more than she really ever thought about and now had to find a use for.

Magic.

Was something that enthralled Sam ever since she was young, that and the occult as a whole. So, for a few months after moving did she try and get her hands on things like magical tomes, items, scripts and learn it.

Surprisingly, she was strongly successful in her attempts of learning magic. It was surprising to be sure, but now that she compares it to the portal to the afterlife, having a half dead friend and having hunted down ghosts, she realizes that magic wouldn't be that much farfetched in the equation.

A fair bit of her time now was spent covering her castle in wards, sigils, and runes, ones that would strengthen themselves over time, various protection wards and multiple others that she found useful. Most of them were ones that she found through text, though others were ones she personally made.

After she finished the entirety of the castle, she studied thoroughly to gain more knowledge and power for herself, she even made a few spells of her own along with various potions. Unfortunately, she was interrupted in her studies by various other witches, because apparently having such a powerful fledgling witch on her lonesome was too tempting of an offer to pass up for the nearby covens.

So she had to... move, before they tried to force her to join them. As for how, well, she moved her entire castle! What better way to refuse, really?

Unfortunately, it was her first time using such large-scale teleportation magic and she messed it up. Not that her calculations on where the castle was supposed to be were wrong, but while in the midst of moving through space she was... thrown off kilter.

She didn't even know how or what caused her to mess up. But her castle both was and wasn't where she wanted it to be. Her original destination was coordinates near Amity Park, and while they were on said coordinates.

This wasn't Amity Park.

To say she worried was an understatement. She scrambled to find something about where she ended up, and realized not only was she thrown off kilter, but she was also thrown off so badly that she ended up in an entirely different dimension. Luckily, she managed to make the philosopher's stone.

To say making it was easy would be wrong, for even she didn't know how she created it. It was by accident and for a while she didn't even know she had made it, when she had and tried to do something with it the stone had, uh, well.

It fused into her skin.

It had placed itself right over her face, on her chest, and it granted her immortality it seemed. Though that wasn't the effect she was currently thankful for no, the effect of making gold would be valuable to her, she wouldn't have the Manson wealth, but she could at the very least sustain herself.

For now, though, she did have her studies to get back to.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #I remembered about my old au somewhere in the Batpham discord #I think it was called Hecate's castle or something? #But that had a hand in this post #Sam is a powerful witch and that attracted the gazes of various covens #So she just took her castle and left #Unfortunately something through off what was otherwise a successful large scale teleportation #And Sam ended up in the DC universe in Gotham #She also made the philosopher's stone but that one was more on accident than anything purposeful #Like she cannot replicate what she did to make it at all #If I see ghost king Danny in this post I will riot. #This is Sam-centric #We don't need that ghost twink in here #Sorry that was mean ily Danny #Not when your ghost king tho downgrade to a prince or non royalty and then we'll talk #AHEM #Anyways #I was thinking of how Sam could be called Hecate here but ahhhh #We'll see about that in the future lol #Wow this is a lot of tags #Anyways I shall stop now

[a-wisebear]

clinging to the beliefs that cody can slay serve survive

#HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE TRAILER OF TBB #but im sure my man is doing fine #otherwise i would start a riot so there's that #commander cody #star wars #tbb #the bad batch

[anglerflsh]

les mis can be a commedy. To me.

#[.art] #the last few chapters have been a riot. And by that I mean the implications are terribly interesting but it is also a bit funny. #anyways this book is a joy to read and doing so by a chapter daily is making it a lot more liveable than it would otherwise be #this way I'm also not restricting my french literature to Dumas and Baudelaire and a Camus and a few others #jean valjean #cosette #javert #and the gardener whose name I cannot spell nor pronounce and who will therefore be called The Gardener #you'd think that being right next to france and all I would pronounce it well but that's how latin languages get you. #les mis #I'm as always so sorry for maintagging it. Curses upon me etc etc being percieved. You know

[hellishfig]

the fact that danielle radford was a paralegal irl… after that insane speech anastasia tension made in the courtroom against mark bition… she’s incredible and i love her

#she went OFF!!! #use that outside knowledge queen! #absolute bonkers #thank god she beat m bition’s roll otherwise i would have Rioted #dimension 20 #d20 #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #mentopolis emergency powers #anastasia tension #a tension #danielle radford

[sidetongue]

tricky dog 

#i am so glad our paths crossed #she was the best thing for me when i lost miller #she demanded i still get out and do things with the dogs #otherwise she rioted #everyone else were too good and were content with me moping #not trickle #also it was nice still having 5 dogs #and not feeling that aching loss of having only 4 #idk if that makes sense #anyway #trickle #fosters

[god-u]

#gen v #gen v spoilers #jordan li #justine #* #caps #s1e7 #this was so sexy of them i'm sorry lmaooo #i audibly gasped cause it wasn't like we knew that bitch's powers lmaoooo #thought it was over for her for a sec then realized before the cracking #jordan wouldn't have hit her otherwise #anywayssss #london always looks so good they need to give us our fem jordan fill for the finale or i'm rioting

[plush4bunny]

Larissa Weems! WiP based on @chrism02's multi-chapter fic on today's beloved blonde called "family credo"

#larissa weems #gwendoline christie #wednesday netflix #larissa weems x reader #some comic book company better pick chris and i as a tag team #otherwise riot will ensue #i wouldn't even care wc character it is #all i know is i can draw whatever chris writes #wip sketch #nsft wip #fanart #character design

[pickletrip]

Ai Di gives in because he's loved Chen Yi for so long and he doesn't know what else to do. He tried resisting but Chen Yi wouldn't let go. So he goes for it. But you can see the pain, the sadness and the longing for real love as he looks at Chen Yi and cries in front of him knowing that this is going to cause problems between them.

Oh my lovely Ai Di. You deserve all the happiness in this world.

#kiseki: dear to me #kdtm #taiwanese bl #yes chen yi was drunk #yes ai di may have taken advantage of that situation #I don't support drunken sex when consent isn't clear #my heart nonetheless hurts for AiDi #i want a super happy ending for him otherwise I'll riot #nat chen #jiang dian

[witchcraftingboop]

Unfortunately, because of my upbringing, if someone tells me about an unsuccessful crime, especially a dumb one, my first instinct is not "oh no let's comfort them" or "be safe, play nice with them." I start laughing.

Because wdym you went to fight someone for owing you money and their uncle threw a knife at your neck (light graze, he was more scared than anything) from across the parking lot? You lost a 5-to-1 fight cause you were so hot to jump you ran straight into an undercover ninja? Hilarious. What was doubly funny was how serious this kid's family was about it. Meanwhile I'm perched on their living room couch tryna not to bust my rib. I absolutely could not hold it in any more when ninja-starred boy's older brother started grumbling about going back to break the dude's kneecaps. Because that was the second funniest thing I'd heard that day, albeit tasteless and super cliche. There's a prime of his life uncle out in that parking lot whipping out and chucking butcher knives at your boys and you want to return?? And over only $200 no less?? I was beside myself, damn near inconsolable. I had to stop hanging out with them that day though, cause stupid was for sure catching in that household.

And then at my apt some other dumb ass was trying to steal cars, and all I can do is laugh. Because wdym you went through the effort of marking their shit and breaking in and you forgot to finish the YouTube tutorial on how to hot wire a car? I laughed my ass right back to sleep. Homie couldn't even get a Kia to start and all you need for them shits is a screw driver! Mans is marvelously lost, couldn't even pick a crime he could do. I had to give my boss photos of all the police and K-9 units posted in the parking lot, howling it up through the woods until the wee hours, to excuse the few days I was late. I was so overjoyed at having met such a supreme level of dumb ass in my own backyard that I'm pretty sure he still doesn't believe me. I've met a lot of car thieves but ain't a one just sit in a car and let the alarm blare like that before crying out and taking off. Shit felt like Christmas came early. I have never seen a grown man in a ski mask flail their arms dashing over ice like that neither. He kind of looked like Captain Jack Sparrow got caught up on land after a minor snowstorm; it was a decadent treat of a sight.

It's just so funny when people pick a crime and they suck at it. Whatever you're gonna do, be a great one, but especially if you're picking an illegal trade. Because I know my old friends would've split a side right alongside me to see how these wee bairns go about their shit.

And I'm not gonna pretend it's not funny to try to make an example of a kid over $200 and find yourself in the ER cause his uncle packed you and your friends up or like it's not hilarious to run hollering from your third attempt at stealing a car in the same parking lot. People are acting like clowns, and I'm loving the sight of this circus being in town.

#lesson learned: be good at crime kids #otherwise you will get laughed at #some are nicer than me tho they might try to hide it #not in this house though #boop's rambles #knife ninja was on Thanksgiving #pretty sure the car thief was caught around the same timw but idk #i made santa claus look melancholy I was laughing so hard in that boy's face #I needed that laugh fr because even just thinking about it I laugh some more #can't put too many details out cause it's still going to court but boy that shit was a riot

[habizuh-studios]

Little Guy (Xiao Mengyou)

Just letting everyone here know that Little Guy (Also dubbed by the fandom as Xiao Mengyou) is one of the best TGCF characters and I will be filling up fics on ao3 and providing fanart with him. I love him.. No, I'm being completely serious. I'd be DOWN for some Little Guy angst. WHICH MEANS THAT HE'S UP THERE WITH XIE LIAN AND FENG XIN!!!

#tgcf #xiao mengyou (little guy) #lang qianqiu #little guy is the BEST #no im being serious #because the donghua added so much depth to this jokey-jokey character made to further xie lians development #which is honestly not a bad choice but STILL #little guy is one of my favorite characters #i need him to be a re-occuring character #because otherwise i WILL riot #please be expecting me to post little guy fanart and fics in the future

[epitomees]

((Apologies for being quiet on my blogs over the last week. I had the boyfriend visiting and other friends over, then I'll be off this week to a convention until the weekend.

As you can guess, there won't be much activity until I'm back.))

#out of cards #mun stuff #((AT LEAST Covid was gone before everyone else came over AND before I had to leave for the con #otherwise I would have rioted))

[narratorstrash]

@ anyone who says aro & ace people aren’t a part of the LGBTQ+ community; do a somersault & eat your own ass 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

#yes this includes cishet men #eat shit ace/arophobes #rant #asexual #aromantic #if I see anyone say otherwise #I will cause a fucking riot

[callmewishful]

#Gilbert sneezes like the typical old man with the really loud windup and you can’t convince me otherwise #You know I wanted to out matthias in the too cute category #but there would be rioting in the streets so I refrained #he lives there in my soul #rodrigue achille fraldarius #matthias raoul gautier #lambert egitte blaiddyd #jeralt eisner #gilbert pronislav #l makes memes

[transingthoseformers]

I've started associating Rodimus with a handful of Nickelback songs and I mean that in the most positive way possible

#maccadam #transformers #mtmte rodimus #spoiler alert: riot likes some Nickelback songs and it's tiktok's fault #that app might be addictive (negative) but it's given me knowledge of so many songs i otherwise would never know existed #and an appreciation of song edits #i hear something i don't recognize and I'll immediately run to find it on YouTube music