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kayvsworld · 7 months
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i always forget i have Healthcare System Anxiety until i have to interact with The Healthcare System and immediately just start screaming internally for days
#my mom obliterated her bones and the pre-surgery surgery post-surgery experience. the ER situation. moving 2 the woods#this is a vent post i forget my complaining tag#waited 30 mins for an ambulance & when we called back they were like ''yeah it hasnt been assigned to anyone & might be hours''#so i drove her to the ER with a migraine & ran over some pylons (cool).#stuck in the ER for 9 hours. took 4 hours for anyone to give her any kind of pain management. i caught covid#was supposed to get a call when she was out of her 2 hrs max surgery. was told i could call if i hadn't heard anything#5 hours later i called and was transferred 6 times - told she had been discharged - told she had never been registered at that hospital -#yelled at by a nurse for asking for patient information - eventually got the right department and was told oh yeah sorry she's in recovery#was supposed to find out if she could come home or not in 30 mins. 3 hours later theyre like OK come get her#i show up and the doors to that wing are. locked? and no one's there to unlock them?#apparently i was supposed to pick up the wall phone? and call a code they hadn't given me? spent 30 mins getting help from other department#to GET THEM TO OPEN THE DOORS. FREE HER RELEASE HER#finally i get in and she's OK SHES FINE except morphine doesn't work on her so that's. fine. bodies are good to have#we have reached shrimp colours levels of anxiety i am a walking talking stress migraine but she's doing ok. but holy fuck#kayvswords#also like she's black and all of her nurses and doctors have been white so feeling normal about all of it all around
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wynnyfryd · 5 months
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Trailer park Steve AU part 38
part 1 | part 37 | ao3
"Sure thing."
"Can you go say hey to everyone, too? Please?" he adds. "I need a second."
He expects Eddie to tease him for being bossy, but Eddie just winks and says, "Do you one better than that, sugar," smiling playfully with his tongue out like a dog before he bounds outside and tackles one of the kids into a pile of snow.
Steve uses the distraction to clean himself up; towel the sweat from his face and hair and clean the blood off of his knuckles, and when he steps outside a moment later Eddie's shouting "no wedgies no wedgies!!" while Dustin tries to shove a snowball down the back of his pants.
"Steve!" Eddie calls out when he spots him. "Steve, help!"
"No, help me!" Dustin counters with a strained grunt as Eddie grapples him into a chokehold. Mike yells "Get him, Eddie!" and Lucas rolls his eyes and mutters, "This is what we get for not bringing any girls."
The trip is pure chaos right from the jump, which Steve anticipated the second he suggested packing five dudes into a van for a run to the hardware store (he had to sit through ten minutes of Mike, Dustin, and Lucas arguing over everything from girls to books to whether The Cure objectively sucks or not until Eddie finally hollered "shut the fuck up!" and drowned them all out with 'real music'), but it feels good to be in charge. To have a project to manage, even if he's the reason there's a project in the first place.
He bosses the boys around the aisles when they get to the store, gathering up supplies — tarps and tools and vinyl, a few sheets of plywood to repair the damaged subfloor, disinfectant spray and gloves; safety shit, too, just in case they need it — and it reminds him of that day in the junkyard. Hey, dickheads! How come the only one helping me out is this random girl?
"You talk to Max lately?" he asks Lucas when they get a minute alone.
Lucas dips his head and kicks at the wheel of their shopping cart, looking so much like a kid, even though he's almost taller than Steve now. "No," he says with a frustrated sigh. "I don't— it's like she's there, but she's not there. You know? I don't know how to reach her."
"Mm." Steve gets that. Felt it just this morning. He claps a hand to Lucas' shoulder. "Just give her time," he suggests, bending to grab a sanding block off a shelf and drop it in the cart.
In his periphery, he sees Eddie skipping at the far end of the aisle while Mike and Dustin chase after him. "Is she still with Eddie's friend?"
Lucas glares at the back of Eddie's head at Steve's reminder, voice sullen when he answers, "Shit, man. I don't know."
"Is he being cool to you?"
"Who, Gareth?"
"No, Eddie," Steve clarifies, remembering Erica's threat-request to look out for her brother.
"Oh." Lucas scratches the back of his neck. "Yeah, I guess. I mean, he treats basketball like it's the Dark Side, but-"
He breaks off with a little laugh, and Steve laughs with him. "Yeah. He's kind of dramatic. I'll talk to him about it."
"You will?"
"Sure. Jock solidarity and all that." He gives Lucas a fist bump, and Lucas gives him a long, thoughtful look, chewing his lip.
"So you guys are, like... friends now?"
Steve's heart gives an unhelpful flutter at the question. They are like friends now, he guesses, if friends kiss each other with tongue.
He clears his throat at that thought and looks away to hide his blush; sees Eddie using a cut of PVC pipe as a sword, lunging at Mike in a fencer's pose and shouting 'en garde!' "...Unfortunately, yeah."
part 39
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graybby · 17 days
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The F1 driver's Streamer sister
Lando Norris X Twitch streamer Russell!reader
Part 1 - ongoing series ! 820 words
Hi ! this is my first time writing anything on tumblr - I used to make fics on wattpad like years ago so I'm a bit rusty, hopefully you guys will like my content enough for me to keep up with it - graybby <3
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She's his sister?!
The door cracks open as Max rushes into Lando’s room giggling to himself. 
“Mate guess what-” Lando’s head snaps up at the intrusion to what he was watching on his phone “what?” tilting his head questionably. 
“You know that twitch streamer you watch Y/N?” - he definitely had his full attention now. 
“SHE'S GEORGE'S SISTER!” Lando juts his lip out and tilts his head, confusion setting in. 
Max laughs “George... George freaking Russell -you know?” 
Lando’s face drops, jaw swinging open - “No fucking way… you-you’re lying to me, you have to be” 
Max shakes his head, deadpanned trying to stifle another laugh. “How did you even find out?” the brunette says - shock written all over his face. 
“George just posted on his private insta and it was a pic of them with HER private account tagged - last name RUSSELL”. Lando jumps to his feet running to snatch Max’s phone to see for himself still in disbelief. 
His eyes scan the page immediately acknowledging the familiar last name she appears to share with the fellow driver he shares his races with. 
“How the hell have they both kept this a secret? Does she even support him at the races? No one has ever spotted her at one " he remarks "Oh yeah - trust you to know that mate” Max pipes up earning a slap to the shoulder as Lando turns away grumbling. 
Max laughs again “Maybe she hides away in the Mercedes garage, at least you might have a chance to be introduced to her now” Lando reddens at the thought of meeting his internet crush “Please shut up Max” he pleads trying to hide his blush behind his hands. 
Max edges towards the door “Anyway, I’m going to bed - I’ll leave you to stalk her - night!”, “Whatever, night Max” he groans out as his friend shuts his bedroom door. He rolls over in his bed, reaching out he grabs his phone and wastes no time in searching for her account. Immediately finding said post on George’s page, he taps the tagged account - without a single thought he follows her. Turning his phone off his heart raced at the anticipation of whether she would even accept his request, him being an absolute stranger to her. 
Ding! 
He feels his stomach flip. She accepted! And followed me back! He feels his palms sweating. Rushing to his notifications he taps on her account and begins browsing through her posts, seeing a vast amount of aesthetic images - that give his .JPG account a run for its money- dating back a few years of her life, a sea of different hair colours and styles of clothing she has adorned over the years and still to his surprise a couple of candid shots of herself and George - a goofy smile worn on both their faces during a water fight on a beach holiday, his memeable pose in ski suits at a resort and most recently few shots from around the paddocks in Saudi Arabia from the last grand prix he had raced with George and the others only last week. Suddenly her change of streaming schedule and lack of main social media presence adds up - she’s been hiding in plain sight - supporting her brother while trying to maintain her distance from the Russell last name, probably knowing the craziness that would ensure if both the Formula 1 and her own twitch fanbase discovered who she was related to. He can’t help the smile gracing his face as he scrolls through her posts, staring at the smile that reaches her eyes in her pictures - capturing her beauty and personality oh so well. He wonders if she spent hours specially cultivating this flow of aesthetic images and if she had anyone in mind when she posted them as he ponders what else she might be hiding from her fanbase. Stop it Lando, he grunts to himself, a hundred thoughts clouding his mind she never mentioned in any stream that she had a boyfriend so calm down - but then again she literally hid her own brother and who he is. He continues doom scrolling her account much to his relief when he realises there's no evidence of a boyfriend in any of her posts - his thumb slips. Fuck! 
His heart drops to his stomach as he realises he's liked one of her pics from two years ago. He immediately closes the app, quick to chuck the phone to the end of his bed as if it were physically hurting him to hold it any longer. He sighs and brings a hand up to rub his temples and tired eyes, glancing at his bedside table at the clock that reads two thirty AM, he decides he needs to try and sleep - hopefully she won't even notice. 
As his eyes are fluttering shut he hears the dooming sound of an instagram notification. 
Ding ! 
Oh fuck. 
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mrsackermannx · 7 months
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Honey, I’m home…
GOJO SATORU X FEM READER MDNI
tags: ceo/dad/husband gojo, smut, light degradation (use of slut twice), not pet play but he calls her a kitty, exhibitionism (gojo is on a zoom call), teasing, one shot.
wc: 3.7k
a/n: after the manga and the anime last week, this was needed for me to revive (an oldie from the drafts) 😭 not to mention spanish uni is kicking my ass so satoru is keeping me sane rn hahaha 🫣
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Eating breakfast alone was seldom done in the Gojo household, because Satoru liked the kind of breakfasts that looked like they do in the movies. 
An assortment of brightly coloured fruits and pancake stacks, his wife by his side, a smug grin on his face as he sipped his coffee and asked everyone what they’d be doing with their day. The odd dad joke or two, or more. 
You snorted quietly at the thought, pausing at the fridge door. The kids were at Megumi and Yuuji’s, so they couldn’t tease you for being sentimental, or groan at the photos their embarrassing father insisted be plastered to the fridge.
Heart shapes, letters, bunnies, an assortment of magnets stuck decades worth of fond memories to the appliance. Your daughter’s first birthday, with Satoru at her side helping her blow out the candles, your second son’s first time at a water park on Satoru’s shoulders, last Christmas vacation in the Philippines.  
Your eyes crinkled as you took notice of your favourite one, stroking the scrawl of Satoru’s handwriting on the Polaroid’s border. “Mr and Mrs Gojo.” 
The polaroid was the lovesick image of you and Satoru in Italy for your honeymoon.
You can remember the warmth of the evening, and how pink the sunburn was on the tip of his nose. Oh how the sun had bronzed the nape of his neck, making his white hair all the more a stark contrast. His cologne was sweet and intoxicating as his large hands dwarfed your cheeks, as he leaned in to kiss your cheek. You could feel his smile as he did so, laughing at the cheers that engulfed you both. The faces visible behind you both were flushed and merry as your hands clasped. 
One of your favourite photos.
Your husband’s position as CEO of his clan’s company afforded all the luxuries a woman and a family could desire. But sometimes everybody needed Satoru. There were nights you fell asleep wrapped in his arms, only to be left with cold sheets and him muttering into his phone down the hall at the crack of dawn, Ijichi beeping just outside already. 
Satoru always told you to be selfish, to put yourself first, to be bold with your desires. But you found it hard to voice when you were feeling —greedy about him. When you were feeling so possessive you wanted to drive over to headquarters when he was doing overtime, and fuck him right in his office so everybody would know that work wasn’t his only priority. 
He’d been gone a mere twelve days, and he went on these trips three times a year, max—granted. And Satoru normally had his best men on them but sometimes he had to go too.
You almost scalded your lap with tea when you heard steps clicking through the foyer. You held your breath waiting for a sunny and inevitable rendition of a ‘Honey, I’m home!’ 
Instead you heard the surely jet-lagged mumble of your husband instead. “I forgot about it because I was overseas Nanami! You know you ought to let loose if you really think I should’ve come straight to headquarters as soon as I landed!”
He was positively barking on the line when his suitcases reached a sudden halt and he saw a peek of you in the kitchen. You grinned, jumping to your feet to greet him though he only gestured to his phone with a tired smile. 
You blew him a kiss and his shoulders slackened, finally dropping his bags. “Yes, bu-I’m already home! I’m not heading through traffic just to-“
You reclined back on your stool, grinning at him when he pointed an imaginary gun to his head at Nanami’s audible ranting on the other line.
“Fine, I’ll be on the call in five!” He ripped off his jacket and headed down the foyer, “Morning babe!” he boomed, “Didn’t wake you, did I?” 
His voice echoed down the hall. When you reached him you stood at the foot of the stairs, your hands on your hips. You arched one brow before you spoke through gritted teeth, “No, you didn’t.” 
The deep split of your robe was exposing the planes of your smooth skin, teasing slithers of your breasts and your belly button. He wanted nothing more than to get on his knees and worship you as if it were a holy day. He wanted your thighs swung over his shoulders, and his mouth right between them. 
He mentally cursed at the thought, releasing a deep sigh into his palm. “You okay, sweetheart?”
He didn’t even have the time. 
“Fine, and you?”
He could hear in your voice you were on the edge of asking something, asking for more. After so many years of marriage he could smell when a bad mood was brewing from you, better yet taste it. 
He tried to fool you as if it were easy, that signature grin, a smooth click of those fingers. “Nothing! Just gotta sit in on this meeting, goddess.” He winked, “Let’s catch up in a bit.”
The entire interaction had left you dumbfounded, standing in the foyer and suddenly feeling lonelier than you did eating breakfast alone. Somehow.
“Gojo fucking Satoru,” you hissed to yourself. “Do not goddess me.” 
Had someone replaced your husband with a clone? Satoru could have flown halfway across the world and back, after not seeing you for more than a day was enough to make him needier than ever. He always came back, desperate and ready to devour you.
You were unsettled, but quickly renewed with courage when you approached his study half an hour later and heard him speaking. His voice was back to its usual, chirpy and light.
You wavered for several seconds, loosening your robe before you slipped inside.
He was gesturing wildly with his hands, relaying the success of his trip no doubt. But when he saw you his eyes narrowed and then darkened. 
You resisted a smirk when you heard Choso’s voice seconds later. “Why’d you turn your camera off?” 
Then Toji’s, husky and bored. “We don’t have to see his smug face, do we?” he spat. “Anyway, I’m fucking falling asleep here. It’s early. You gonna continue or what?”
Satoru hummed, his voice now entirely reserved for you as his eyes were all over those bare thighs of yours. You were sprawled out on his chaise lounge and scrolling through your phone.
He cleared his throat, “Bad signal, sorry about that.” 
His eyes didn’t leave you, not even once. You could feel his gaze all over your skin, as scorching as the sun as you stretched and yawned where you lay. Languid and feigning innocence as you arched your back slightly and felt your robe slip enough to expose your bare breasts.
You heard a sharp intake of breath and continued stretching this way and that. But after minutes of this torment and his various sighs to grab your attention you relented and turned a fraction.
Lust was pooling in those crystalline eyes, turning them dark. If they were usually like waves sparkling in the morning sun, they were now akin to a bottomless ocean with a crescent moon’s light. 
A breath passed and you rose to your feet, mischief tipping the corners of your lips up into something erotic and enchanting to your husband. He tilted his head, asking a silent question as he hummed in agreement to whatever the hell Nanami had just said.
You shifted onto your knees and crawled between his legs and he smirked as if the sight amused him. You rested your cheek on his thigh, like a needy cat waiting to be played with. How dare you act as if you were waiting in apprehension when those eyes of yours said anything but.
His eyes finally flickered with warning, but not the red-light kind of warning, the kind that oozed with a dominance so overpowering that you bowed your head and took to quietly unzipping his pants. 
His teeth clenched in anticipation before he jabbed at his keyboard to mute himself, and gave you his attention. “Bored, huh? I can give you something worthwhile to do, honey. Just wanted something to suck on? Yeah?” he cooed, his voice dripping so sweetly in condescension that it made your teeth hurt.
He chuckled when you nodded eagerly, running this thumb over your lower lip as he unbuckled his belt one-handed. “I know, baby. I know. Ready for me?”
You grinned, opening your mouth for him to push his thumb into it first. “Be good to me, yeah? I don’t wanna have to cut my meeting short because you think it’s funny to tease.”
He spoke to you as if he was saying something as mundane as remember to take an umbrella today. Rather than a man who was now loudly slapping the tip of his cock on the tongue of his needy wife during a conference call. 
His low groans reverberated through your core, every inch of your skin waiting to be touched by your lover. The sweet and salty taste of him kissed your tastebuds and came with a rueful delayed reaction. At first it helped soothe the aching arousal between your legs but then it made you even needier. 
“How’s that for my spoiled little sweetheart? Heh heh, like a needy little cat, aren’t ya? Licking up every last drop.”
“Not as needy as you,” you purred, pulling away just in time for his arousal to drip onto your lower lip. “Meow.”
His brows knitted together at the sight, his arousal was glistening and smeared all over your lips.
“No, no. Don’t,” he hissed, before his voice sweetened. “Swallow it for me, baby. I’ve gotta get back to work.”
He winked and put a finger to his lips before asking Geto to repeat whatever convoluted question that had been background noise just moments ago. 
You smiled in glee around his dick when his voice wobbled the further you took him down your throat, doing your best to remain quiet just under his desk. But as usual, it was Satoru who threatened to blow your cover—as usual. 
You swelled with pride when he threw his head back, Adam's apple bobbing frantically and his chest heaving back and forth. 
It was Nanami who noticed first, interrupting Geto’s presentation when he hears a shaky breath stuttering through the laptop at the end of the conference table. “Gojo? Are we boring you?”
“Ah, no!” He scrambled forward so quickly he swiped a pot of stationery clean off his desk. Not without bumbles of laughter from the meeting room of men.
 “Just…working out!” he managed through gritted teeth, one hand still cradling the back of your head and guiding your sweet and unforgiving mouth back and forth. 
Toji sighed, the oldest of the men and the least naive. “You choose to do that shit now?”
Choso yawned, glancing toward an agitated Nanami. “What shit are we discussing?”
Nanami sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, “You’d know if you weren’t asleep, and Gojo save the workout for after the meeting, please. Let’s proceed.”
“Not my fault, I had to stay up and help Yuuji cram for an exam,” Choso mumbled. 
“Aww! Choso-nii!” Suguru laughed, “Satoru, are you hearing this?”
You were both momentarily so grateful for his team’s ability to bicker about anything down to the probability of rain that day, that you were bringing Satoru to heights of pleasure he’d not even dared anticipate. One he was laughably jet lagged and two he was in an incredibly important meeting but he couldn’t care less.
“Oh fuck, baby. Oh—juust like that!” he spluttered, unable to think about anything else other than the way you were flicking your tongue along his shaft. You sucked and rubbed your wet lips along that sensitive spot of his that made him whimper upon contact.
You fucking devil.
Suguru burst into laughter first, without Satoru’s arm the sounds of him slapping the table in his hysterics filled the room, then followed Sukuna’s laughter. “Is that pretty little wife of yours home by any chance?” he cackled, then Satoru was sure he heard Toji’s laughter but he was already too far gone. 
He hissed as he pulled you off his cock, coughing to smother the audible popping sound. His teeth sinking into his lower lip at the lewd sight of saliva drooling down onto your chest. “I hate you,” he hissed in a whisper. Before muting the call to allow you both to compose yourself, whilst Nanami scolded the team.
Then he was ready.
He cleared his throat before he spoke, “Sorry about that! My wife was giving me a quick massage before she headed out for work. You know how much sleeping on aeroplanes messes with my neck, right Nanami? Please, proceed.”
The sooner this ended the better. 
Sukuna snorted first, “Are you sure you weren’t fucking her?” 
“Would you refrain from referring to my wife like that, Sukuna? You are already on two strikes, aren’t you?” Satoru’s voice was so short and stern that even Nanami held his breath. 
“As I said, let’s continue.”
A chorus of “yes sir” had Satoru smirking down at you on the floor. His eyes locked on you as he made quick work of the mouse and pushed his keyboard aside, tapping the edge of your desk. 
You sprang to your feet to sit, the air thick with tension as he untied your robe to reveal the bare skin beneath it. “Oh baby, just look at you,” he purred, bringing his chair closer just to marvel at the sight before him.
His large hands gripped your breasts, sucking and licking until you relaxed and sank your hands into his hair, guiding him to where you needed him most. He was eager to please, his eyes not breaking from yours for even a second as he leaned forward and kissed your pussy, grinning when he found you slick and dripping for him.
He suckled on your clit until you mewled, his lips fitted to the bud as his tongue swirled and licked until you were gasping out his name. “Gojo? So, how did you find their sales department?” Nanami exhaled, “Gojo?”
He broke from you with an apologetic grin, assuming that sharp CEO voice as he flicked his mic back on. “Yeah, as I told Yaga when I was there the energy was not quite what I expected. It was interesting to see how their team implemented the techniques in which…”
But his words were lost on you, your teeth sunk into your lip as he flicked the tips of his fingers against your swollen clit. The movements were so deft and precise that they were turning your brain into mush, but they were also so tortuously light that you couldn’t handle it anymore. Heat rushed to your cheeks. Your eyes clamped shut.
Satoru removed his hand, tapping your thigh to grab your attention. He pointed to his cock with a smirk. “Ride me,” he mouthed. “Now.”
“Choso, how was your trip to Kyoto? Did you manage any meetings with the execs?” he continued, squeezing the backs of your thighs whilst you grabbed the base of him and hovered above his cock. 
“Well, I took my brother so I didn’t have a lot of time to….”
You shook your head, gulping when he flicked his finger across that mouse pad once more. 
“Ah? You gonna leave me hanging? That’s cruel, darling. More my style than yours. But as long as you keep quiet, we shouldn’t have a problem.” His voice was silky, and just ever so slightly mean, but it aroused you and he knew it. “Can’t have them hearing you like this, baby. Like you’re some kind of slut.” 
“Satoru, I won’t be able to be quiet, I can wait till after I-“
He tutted, sweeping his hands under your thighs as his gaze hardened. “You clearly can’t, so come on darling, sit on it for me, yeah? You know I hate these fucking meetings so help me get through it and fuck me.” He pressed a sweet kiss to your lips, until you were letting him take full control of your mouth.
“I’m just so tired baby, need you to take care of me,” he moaned into your lips. “I know you can, baby. I know your pussy needs me inside, huh?” he cooed, rutting his cock against your slicked cunt.
“Yes,” you whimpered, pulling away to find his his cheeks dusted with pink and his eyes barely open,
“Yeah?” 
You nodded, slotting one arm around his neck whilst you guided him to your cunt and began to sink down on him. “Oh fuuck,” he cursed, his voice leaving him in short hot bursts of air against your neck. 
“That’s it baby, go on. You’re gonna have to move for me baby. Go slow for me. Fuck me, touch me.”
His eyes fluttered shut as he guided your hands under his shirt, feeling your touch like this was enough to make him come sometimes. “Baby, fuck me. Come on.”
“Can’t. I’ll be noisy,” you whined, only a few inches full but yet struggling to focus on whatever Choso was rambling about and then promptly being interrupted by Geto and then Sukuna. 
“You’ve gotta make this up to me baby, didn’t touch myself the entire time I was away. You’re gonna make me lose it. This is your fault.”
“M’ sorry! I thought you wanted it. You were hard already!” 
“I always want you, baby. I always want it. Let me show you.” 
He lifted his hips and filled you in one fluid moment, both of your voices embracing in one sweet and lengthy moan. Before he was moaning with every thrust, “Cause you were prancing around my office looking too pretty like that baby, I’m about to show you just how much.” 
Your pussy clutched him so tight at the praise he groaned and found his lips landing on your own with a magnetic, desperate pull from within his heart. How lucky he was to come back home to you.
“Good girl, you knew exactly what I wanted, knew I wanted to come home and fuck you just like this.”
He watched your pussy drool down his cock as you moved up and down on it, tentative and hungry for him. Your pupils were blown wide, like you were drunk on him, like you had been waiting for the moment you could be like this with him.
It made his cock twitch, the sensation making you quiver and smother your noises into your palm. You stopped, his full length sheathed inside of you, the relief and pleasure that contorted your features was truly beautiful, the sight he’d been waiting for. You tried desperately to catch your breath, “Need a second.”
He brought you closer, wrapping an arm around your back as he whispered. “Huh? You needy little thing, I thought you couldn’t—fuckin’—wait.” Each word was separated by a breath as your cunt fluttered from his low, and reprimanding tone. “No way. No.”
He felt so good. He was filling you so well.
He flicked himself of mute to hum along to Toji’s thoughts of Choso’s pitch. But his breaths were growing more and more laboured. You turned to see Nanami’s face growing pink. “You falling asleep there or pumping one out before you crash man?” Sukuna asked.
“Sorry! I just—” His chest heaved, and he closed his eyes to take a breath just as your pussy was teasing his tip, so close but not close enough. You grinned as you took revenge and slammed down on him all at once, “Oh fuck!” he groaned.
“Sleeping on that plane really got my neck, just had to crack it.”
Toji leaned to look into the camera a huge smirk on his face, “Is your fucking wife with you?”
“What, of course not,” he answered, his pants surely audible the other end. “In the gym actually.”
“Are you serious?”
“Carry on with the meeting I don’t have all day.” That was his no bullshit tone. The sound of it making you throb so wildly he was all smug, a little ‘hmph’ leaving his lips as he muted the call once more.
Nanami stiffened, “Yes sir, Ijichi proceed.”
“You’re gonna pay for that, darling,” he breathed, locking your hips in place so he could pound up into you with ruthless precision. You were a whimpering mess, arms around his neck squeezing impossibly tight as you had no other choice but to take all he was offering.
“Toru, Toru! Toru!” Your voice climbed higher with every thrust, the lewd sounds of your moans only amplified by the high walls of his slick, black study. 
“Please, m’ sorry. Gonna come, gonna make a mess,” you cried.
“Oh yeah? I know you will.” His thumb started on your clit, rubbing tight little circles that had your lower half jolting and squirming, as his cock hit that spot like a hammer to a nail. All too perfect, all too precise, like everything your husband did.
Closer and closer, until you were pulling on his hair, body coated so much in sweat your hands resigned to clawing down his nape instead. 
“Please!”
“No baby, make a fucking mess. How could I ever say no to my wife? They all know it, you know it.”
“Important meeting…Nanami’ll get mad at me! He’ll know!”
“Fuck Nanami, fuck work, fuck everyone. Focus on me. Go on, oh? Too much?” He laughed, kissing down your throat. “You can cry baby, fuck yourself on my cock like there’s no fucking tomorrow,” he growled.
“Use me, use me, use me.”
You finally bursted but Satoru was still moving his hips like the sadist he truly was. “Feels too good doesn’t it baby, doesn’t it?” 
He laughed at the fluids covering your thighs and soiling his pants. “Fuuck, baby you’re so hot.”
Kissing your temple fondly, you both startled as you came back to reality. “Gojo!”
His fingers made quick work of his mouse. “Sorry! Sorry! I had to take an important call.”
“But um, listen I’m gonna have to go.” 
Luckily for him you’d slowed down so he could finally get his breaths even, chuckling and trying to sound as blasé as he could muster. “I’ve really gotta go! Nanami, update me, yeah!”
He ended the call before they could even complain.
You stood, legs shaking as you leant over to grab your robe. But Satoru was already gripping your ass from behind, “Where do you think you’re going? Shall I put another baby in ya this morning? You’re in heat after all. Clearly three aren’t enough, huh?”
He mounted you over his desk, his chest flat against your back as he filled you up all at once. “Why you so wet for, huh?” he groaned, already hitting that spot inside you that had you whining. “Because you’re a needy little slut who sucked me off—whilst I was busy working—or from squirting all over me and the desk? Come on baby! Tell me?”
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SAY DON’T GO. steve harrington.
[ i’ll ruin it all over, i’ll ruin it for you. ]
warnings; r is with erica during the fight, erica getting tackled by a literal teenager, EVERYONE IS ALIVE AND WELL - i’m delusional, and yes, happy ending!!
an; well, you asked and i will give it to you! i wasn’t for sure if i wanted to do a second part, but i decided too since there were so many kind words and comments!!! i will be tagging everyone who asked for a second part <3 - also … i just wanna say, LUCAS’ TRAMUA ALSO NEEDS TO BE SPOKEN ABOUT!!! almost everyone’s is over look, BUT LUCAS’ IS THE MOST OVERLOOKED! that’s all thank you.
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CREEL HOUSE. 1986.
The breaks squeak as the RV rolls to a stop. Your eyes glance over at Lucas and Max, then dart to Erica. They all send you a nod.
You stand from your seat, grabbing your bag and making your way towards the door. “See you guys later. Good luck.” You glance at everyone.
Besides Steve.
You don’t see the broken look he gives you as you step off the RV, standing on the sidewalk as the other three stand beside you.
“Well wait in the house, then Erica and I will go to our spot.”
Lucas and Max nods, stepping towards the house first. Erica follows behind them.
You stand back for a moment, sighing as you wipe your sweaty hands on your thighs.
This was going to be one long night.
-
“Okay. . . Now we wait.” You lean back on a tree, glancing around. Erica was the first one to notice headlights.
“I think we have company.” She whispers. You look over at her, pinching your brows as you push off the tree and stand next to her.
“Oh, no,” You push her to stand next to you. “If anything happens, I want you to run.”
Two doors slam shut in sync making you flinch.
It was the two pests that have been trying to find Eddie.
One with dirty blonde hair is walking towards the house, and another one with curly hair makes his way towards you both.
“Erica. Run.” You watch as he gets closer. Erica, being smart, doesn’t need to be told twice, running away.
“Stay away from-” Your words are effectively cut short when the boy smacks your cheek, a stinging immediately following after. His hand wraps around your throat, pushing you to the ground. “We’re going to find that freak. . . And when we do,” His face blurs as both hands wrap around your neck now. Your own hand wraps around his wrists. He leans closer, hot breath hitting your cheek. “He’s dead.”
Your eyes slowly shut, hands falling from his wrist and dropping to the side. He stands, running after Erica, his arms wrapping around her sides and falling on top of her.
He flips around and her legs kick from under him. “Get off of me!”
Your eyes slowly flutter open, head lifting from the ground as you cough, hand resting on your throat. You hear Erica’s voice behind you and a struggle.
You stand from the ground, stumbling forward, making your way over.
“Where is-"
His words are now effectively cut short, the top of your foot coming in contact with his face.
“Don’t touch her.”
You watch as he falls over, holding his nose as he grunts in pain, blood seeping through his fingers.
Your hand reaches out for Erica, she places her own hand in yours and thanks you when you pull her up.
“Come on. Let’s go help Lucas and Max.” You push her in front of you, following behind her, glancing back every so often.
Once you enter the house, you hear a struggle upstairs. “Lucas! Max!”
You’re quick on your feet, running up the steps as you open the door.
Your eyes widen, looking between Max and Lucas.
You quickly run towards Max, dropping to the ground, you slip the headphones onto her ears and clipping the walkman to her jeans. You turn to help Lucas, but watch has he gets the upper hand. You want to smile and cheer him on but your heart is in your ears and your hands are shaking.
You watch at the blonde teenager drops to the ground.
You quickly make your way towards Lucas. You hug him tightly before pulling away, hands gripping his shoulders now. “Are you okay?”
His face is swollen, but he nods nonetheless. “I’ll be okay.” His hands grip your wrist.
He then perks up, looking over your shoulder. “She’s okay. . . I got here in time.” You nod.
There’s a gasp from behind you and you quickly turn. “Max?” You pull away from Lucas, kneeling down beside her. “Max.” You repeat, softer this time, hand resting on her shoulder.
She flinches, looking over at you. Then over your shoulder at Lucas and Erica who stand behind you.
There’s a shaky smile that appears on her face, watery as she slowly pulls the flimsy headphones from her ears.
“He’s gone.” Her voice is shaky too.
The tears fall as she blinks for a third time, before leaning over to hug you for the first time in a couple of months.
You’re quick to wrap your arms around her shaking body, a hand coming up to hold the back of her head, eyes closing slowly as you rock her.
-
On the sidewalk, Erica and Max sits next to you, head leaned on each shoulder.
Lucas didn’t want to leave Max’s side, his hand gripping hers every so often just to be sure she’s really there and not a figment of his imagination.
The rumbling catches your attention before you see the RV.
“Guys, Steve’s here.”
They all stab sluggishly from the curb, stretching out their limbs.
The breaks squeal as he stops. You open the door for the kids to enter first. They make their way to the back and you sit in the front, sliding down in the seat.
Your eyes were droopy and you could feel his eyes staring at the side of your face.
“Are we leaving or just staying here?” You don’t mean to snap, but you’re tired and want to clean Lucas’ wounds, and see everyone else.
“Uh, yeah. Sorry.” He nods, starting to drive away from the house.
You get to close your eyes and rest your head against the window, cheek smushed against your closed fist.
Steve glances over at you, smiling slightly, before looking back at the road.
If he imagined hard enough, this was your guys’ RV, and you both were on a trip somewhere.
Maybe the beach.
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STEVE’S HOME.
There’s voices overlapping one another as everyone hugs you four once you step inside the home.
Steve had decided that since his parents were gone, again, everyone could stay there for a night, then he would drive everyone back home.
You smile at Eddie and wrap your arms around his neck. “I’m glad you’re still here.”
He chuckles, patting your side as he wraps his arms around you. “Me too. . . But someone is about to burst a blood vessel.” He whispers.
You hum a bit, pulling away and patting his face softly before turning to Lucas. “Come on, Champ. Let’s get you cleaned up.”
He follows behind you. There’s a first aid kit place on the table by Nancy. You thank her and she smiles and walks off towards Robin.
You sit in front of Lucas, pulling the box towards you.
“When are you going to talk to Steve?” He asks.
“What?” You grab an alcohol swab, scooting closer and opening the small swab, pulling it from its confines and dabbing away the blood.
“He looks like a lost puppy. And he didn’t hug you like he usually does when this happens.”
“Oh, well, I just- I broke up with him.”
“What?”
You roll your eyes. “I broke up with him. He’s still in love with Nancy.”
You drop the swab onto the table before looking at him. “What?” You pinch your brows at the look on his face.
“You cannot be serious.”
“Oh, come on, Lucas. You seen how he acted with her.”
“Yeah, and it’s way different than how he acts with you,” He shakes his head. “He loves you. And you’re crazy if you can’t see that. You need to talk to him.”
You sigh and stand from the seat. “I’m going to go get you an ice pack. I’ll be back.” You pat his shoulder, making your way into the kitchen.
You stop, wanting to turn back, when you see Steve’s back.
He’s slightly hunched at the waist, hands in front of himself. You tilt your head a bit.
“Steve?”
He jumps at your voice, head turning to the side slightly. “Oh, hey.”
“What are you doing?” You ask.
“Nothing.” He lies.
You lift a brow, making your way over, gasping when you see the blood staining through the shirt. “Steve. That’s not- Lucas!”
Lucas is quick to run into the kitchen. “Yeah?”
“Bring me the first aid kit, please.” You’re quick to pull up his shirt over his head.
“I’m okay-”
“Was you just going to bleed out? Let someone find you?”
“I’m okay.”
“You’re not okay.” You unwrap the dirty gauze. Lucas makes it back with the first aid kit before exiting the kitchen.
“You don’t have to worry about me anymore.”
“Yeah, well that’s kind of hard not too.”
“Then why did you-" He hisses at the sting.
“Sorry.”
He tips his head back slightly. “Then why did you break up with me?”
“Because I thought you’d be better off without me.”
He stays silent, letting you tend to his wounds. Once you’re finished you pull away, washing your hands, watching as pink falls into the drain.
“You thought wrong.”
“Hm?”
“I’m not better without you. And it’s only been a couple of hours,” He huffs out a laugh. “Could you imagine weeks?”
You turn the water off, drying your hands as you turn to him, eyes staring at his dirty boots.
He steps closer, warm hands cupping your cheeks, lifting your head slowly.
“Look at me. . . Please?” He whispers.
Your eyes finally lift and he smiles. “There you are,” His thumb softly drags under your eye catching a stray tear. “I don’t want to know how it would feel like in a couple of week. . . months even. I’d go crazy.”
“But Nancy-” “This isn’t about Nancy,” He cuts you off. “This is about us.”
You nod slightly, hands coming up to wrap around his wrist. “I’m sorry. . . I should’ve spoken to you about the way I felt.”
“It’s okay. . . Just as long as you don’t jump to conclusions again. Come to me if you’re feeling like that ever again, yeah?”
You melt at his voice. It’s soft and caring.
You nod, face nudging against his right hand. He smiles softly, pressing his lips against yours quickly before pulling away.
“I’m glad you’re okay.”
“Same for you.”
He grins, pulling you into a hug. “I’m glad we’re okay.”
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21: Dear Reader
Lando Norris x OC (Violet Sinclair)
same group friend, unrequited love, acquittances to lovers, ski trip, love triangle, life as lovers
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If you ask someone how it feels being unconscious, they will probably answer you that it feels like a nightmare, a deep dream that no matter how hard you try you won't wake up. You can hear everyone's voices like an echo in your mind, mixed with the beeping of the monitors
My mind repeated all the time the last thing I saw before passing out, a bright pair of white lights coming closer to me. I was in an eternal nightmare, hearing his voice begging me to open my eyes. But I couldn't do it.
But I always felt his hand on mine, his lips on my knuckles, how he brushed my hair with his fingers. That was the only thing that kept me at ease, that made me feel I wasn't alone.
But the day when I woke up, when I could finally do what he asked, moving my finger, he wasn't there. 
When I opened my eyes, I didn't find his blue ones. I found a curly hair next to me, but it wasn't his.
“Lando” I mumbled as well as I could, feeling how sore and dry my throat was. 
“Oh, God” 
Pietra and Max got up looking at me, watching how I looked around confused. 
“Lando? Where…”
He left? He really left me? 
“He had to leave” Max said, grabbing a bottle of water and putting a straw on it, helping me drink it. “He will come soon, okay? Don't worry”
I sipped the water, thirstier than I thought I was. But still, there were so many questions around my mind right now.
“Where am I?” I whisper. “I… What happened?”
Pietra and Max took a deep breath looking at each other. They told me everything, from the moment I got out of my apartment to go pick up the moment Lando received the call while he was streaming, they told me about them going to the hospital and Lando nearly screaming at the receptionist and how relieved they were when the doctor told them about the surgery.
“He never left” Pietra smiled weakly. “We had to force him to eat something, sending him reminders about his lunch and dinner”
“But… What about his training?” I mumbled confused.
“He will ask for a pair of weeks more” Max sighed. “Pato will drive for him in the first race after the break, just to make sure that you recover”
“But…”
“He won't leave you alone, Violet”
I took a deep breath and smiled weakly, closing my eyes for some seconds until the door opened.
When he walked in I barely recognized him. His curls were barely done, messy and falling on his eyes. He let his facial hair grow a little. His eyes weren't shining as always, and the bags under his eyes were there too.
When I said his name I could see the shock in his eyes, as well as fear and regret.
“You are awake” he mumbled, walking towards my bed, swallowing thickly. 
“Mhm” I nodded, looking at him, reaching for his hand.
“And I wasn't here”
I took a deep breath and looked into his eyes. Something in them is not there anymore, I can see a shadow that is making his smile not reach to his blue eyes.
“But you are here now” I whisper, holding his hand with my hands. “That's everything that matters”
I saw Pietra and Max getting up, walking out of the room and leaving us alone. 
I saw Lando's bottom lip trembling, making him trap it between his teeth. His eyes were getting wetter while he pressed his forehead against mine. 
“He did it, Vi… Harry did this” he whispered.
Something inside of me knew it. Something really deep inside of me knew that he was the reason for the crash.  
Lando sat on the bed next to me, grabbing his phone and showing me the recording, holding my hand while we listened to it.
“I don't want to see him ever again” I whispered, feeling a knot in my throat when I heard the moment he jumped from the chairs ready to attack Lando. 
“He will go to jail” Lando sighed.
“Good” I nodded. “He deserves to rot in there”
I recovered slower than I would like to admit. Getting up from bed was a torture, sitting on the couch was a relief that only lasted a few seconds before realizing I had to get up from it later. The walls and the ceiling of the bedroom started to get boring.
Silence fell between us, with his hands holding mine as we took deep breaths, trying to assimilate everything.
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“I really need to go out…” I groaned.
Lando stayed with me all the time. Even if he still had a week more of his summer break, he decided to ask for two more weeks to take care of me. 
“You know you can't… Remember what the doctor said” he sighed, bringing the food to the table of the living room. 
“I know, but I'm just getting tired of these walls” I sighed. 
He smiled, standing behind my chair and wrapping his arms around my shoulders, reading what I was doing on my laptop.
“Just wait a few days, okay?” he whispered, pressing a kiss on the top of my head. “And while you recover, we can look for houses, hm? I chose some that maybe you'll like”
The torturous and slow way I recovered was agonizing. The visits to the doctor were too many to count them with my hands: exams of my head, exams of my broken bones, talks with the psychiatrist. 
“Can we visit them once I have the cast out of my leg?” I asked him, taking a deep breath after watching the pictures of the houses he found.
“Of course” he nodded. 
I took a deep breath and looked around. Lando told me that while I was unconscious his parents came to stay here, to keep the apartment clean and to be closer to the hospital.
“What will happen with Harry?” I dared to ask, leaning on his chest. “Like… He's obviously a psychopath, or something in that style. Will he go to jail? Or somewhere where they control people like that?”
I felt Lando sigh and rest his chin on top of my head. I could hear his mind working, trying to find the right words of what he wanted to say.
“I just… I hope he gets the punishment he deserves to have” he said, and I could find a little bit of disappointment in his voice. “He hurt you, and I won't forgive him for doing that. Years ago I accepted that the friendship I had with him was gone, that he only wanted to be around for my money and fame. But now… What he did is unforgivable, Violet”
“I know” I whisper, swallowing the lump of my throat. “I know… I think I'll never forgive him either…”
He held me tight, like he was scared of letting me go. The last few days were hard, he always wanted to be around me, and I could feel how he woke up in the middle of the night to hold me tighter. And something inside of me broke knowing why he did that. While I was unconscious I could hear him cry. He did that when he was alone, when none of his family or friends were around. I could feel him holding my hand tight, pressing it against his lips while he let go the tears, when he talked about his fear of losing me. 
How could I be so stupid? I made him promise me that he will always come back after a race, that he won't have a crash. And he made that promise, he came back after every race. And it was me who never came back, who got into a crash.
“I'm just glad that he's not around ever again” I sighed. “That we can love our lives without worrying what would be his next move”
He nodded in silence, sitting on the chair next to mine and eating the food on his plate without saying a word about it. I sighed, reaching for his hand and squeezing it softly, smiling weakly.
“We are free, Lando” I smiled weakly. “No more fear, no more looking out the window in case we are stalked…”
“You knew?” he frowned. He kept that in secret, hiding the pictures Harry sent on his backpack.
“I found the pictures some day when I was getting your backpack ready…” I sighed. “I guess you hid them to not scare me, so I just didn't say anything…”
“He is so sick, Violet” he sighed, clenching his jaw. “He knew exactly where the window of your room was. He took pictures of us in bed! Of you naked! Of us having sex. And he threatened me to sell them”
“But he didn't” I said. “Those were only threats…”
I took a deep breath and looked at him, watching how he was taking deep breaths while he closed his eyes.
“That's why you always look out the window before going to bed?” I sighed. 
“Yeah” he sighed. “I mean, at first I only thought it was a sick stalker. But then I started to think and then things made sense… I guess I always knew Harry was the one behind those threats…”
“He did everything to scare you and pull you away from me” I sighed.
“You heard his confession…” he said. “He did the same with your exes”
The fact that he was there when I was nearly abused. That he watched from afar how I was touched without permission and he only stared to find a moment to be the hero.
Boxes were the only thing I could see.
“He's sick” I said, pushing the plate away, not wanting to eat anymore, feeling nauseous.
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“Where should we put the plants? I don't want to kill them” 
Boxes, bags and suitcases.
Boxes everywhere.
Lando came into the office with an empty box, leaving it on the floor. He placed his hands on his hips, looking at me with a frown, then at the plants.
“Internet says that you can put them on a box and make holes on it so they can have air” Lando frowned. “I mean… What we can do is take them first to the house? Put them in the back of the car and then leave there while we come back for the rest of things”
I look at him and then at the plants. There are four plants in my office, six in the bedroom, three in the bathroom and eight in the living room.
“Will they fit?” I asked. “In my car?”
“Yeah” he nodded, biting the nail of his thumb.
“In an Audi A1?” I laughed. 
He looked at me and took a deep breath before walking out of the office, coming back after a few seconds with a smile.
“I'll owe Max money…” he sighed.
“It's not my problem you two made a bet about us not needing help” I said, raising up my arms.
Moving out was finally happening.
I recovered right in time for the second race of the second half of the season. Time passed really fast and in between his races we started looking for houses, making time pass even faster. 
Packing all the things in my apartment was another story. Taking all my things and putting them in boxes, bags and suitcases was funny, but I hated the fact that Lando made a bet with Max.
“He will be a pain in the ass” he sighed, walking slower towards me and wrapping his arms around my waist, resting his head on my shoulder.
“Not my problem” I laughed softly. “Come on, we need a bigger car and he has one”
“We can always rent a car…”
“Lando”
“Okay, okay” he sighed, grabbing his phone and calling his friend.
The new house was completely empty when we bought it and it was exciting for us because we could decorate it how we wanted. 
“Are we sleeping there tonight?” I smiled excitedly, biting my lip. “The mattress arrives this afternoon”
“Sure, why not?” he smiled.
When Max came, he was already smirking once he crossed the front door. I watched them, how Lando rolled his eyes and Max extended his hand with the keys of his car in exchange of a bill.
“I didn't want to say it, but…” Max smirked, looking at me and then at Lando. “Told ya”
“Whatever!” Lando exclaimed, making us laugh. “But thank you”
“You can use my car, okay?” I said, getting up and grabbing the keys of my car. “Maybe we will use it for the weekend, to take the suitcases and boxes”
“Okay” he smiled, and looked at us. “I'm so proud of you two, really”
“Stop it, you are going to make me cry” Lando laughed.
Max chuckled and hugged us before grabbing the keys of my car. He stayed here to help us put the plants in his car, just to be faster.
“We'll call you once the house is finally done” I said smiling. “So we can make a welcome home dinner”
“I like how it sounds” he nodded. “When is the furniture coming?”
“Tomorrow” Lando said, standing next to me after closing the door of the backseats once he put the last plant inside of the car. “Tomorrow is the living room and couch. This afternoon the mattress is coming”
“Let me guess, you will stay there tonight?” Max laughed.
“Oh yeah” he smirked looking at me, making me blush and look away.
“Forget it, I don't want to know what you two do there” Max exclaimed, making us laugh. “If you need help, Pietra and I can come tomorrow to help you build the furniture”
“Oh sure” I smiled. “No bets this time, please”
“Yes, ma’am” both of them sighed.
I smile and hug Max before getting in the car, biting my lip. The keys of the new house were in my bag, and I couldn't help but feel excited as we were getting closer.
“Are you excited?” he asked me, placing his hand on my thigh and squeezing it softly. 
“You have no idea” I smiled. 
It was only a turn more to the left and we're just in front of our house. Our house, our place. Home.
He parked the car in front of the gate and I grabbed the keys, pressing the control remote key and filing when the gate opened in front of us. He drove inside and stopped the car in front of the main door.
“I can't believe we're finally doing it” I said, getting out of the car and looking at the house.
I turned around and looked at him, walking towards me. He wrapped his arm around my shoulders and I did the same, wrapping it around his waist and leaning on him.
“Do you want to get it?” he smiled, pressing a kiss on my temple.
I smiled and nodded, grabbing the keys and walking towards the door, unlocking it and opening it. But then I felt his arms around my back and behind my knees, picking me up and making me giggle.
“Lando!” I gasped, wrapping my arm around his shoulders.
“It's our first time walking in, we have to do it this way” he smirked, walking inside of the house.
He placed me back on the floor and I smiled looking around. The empty hall welcomed us, but it was perfect. This place is perfect.
“Well?” he smiled, wrapping his arms around my waist and resting his head on my shoulder.
“It's perfect” I smiled. “I can't wait to have the mattress”
“Oh, I don't think that can stop us! There is a kitchen aisle, a bathroom… plenty of places to have sex” he smirked.
“Yeah? I want to see the kitchen, just to make a better look at it, what do you think?” I smirk, walking away from him and looking over my shoulder, smiling when I saw him walk towards me while he unbuttoned his jeans and took off his hoodie.
This place is home. He is my home. And I can't wait to build a future with him, to see kids running around the living room, to hear our laughs. 
This is finally our time to be happy.
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leclerc-s · 6 months
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track 001. logical
─── ❝ said i was too young, i was too soft. can't take a joke, can't get you off. oh, why do i do this? ❞ ───
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zoyatorres a while back i heard a beautiful piano piece composed by charles_leclerc. i adored the way he was able to compose such emotional pieces. i asked a friend to reach out to him and ask if he wanted to be apart of my next album. he agreed and he composed a couple pieces on my new album, GUTS, which is yours september 8th. for now, enjoy logical, an emotional song which captures exactly what i was feeling in that moment thanks to charles. and to isabellaperez, the only other person to understand my emotions, thank you for inspiring me to write this one. once again, grazie charles! gracias isabella! (ps enjoy these bts picture of me and charles as logical was being written) (pps isabella helped inspire a few of the songs on this album)
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landonorris um…what the fuck? charles? isabella? why wasn’t i informed of this?
baileywinters you’re welcome people! i did this! i got this masterpiece out into the world!
↳ landonorris et tú, brute?
↳ baileywinters sorry babe but i was sworn to secrecy!
user01 is this not some sort of betrayal to mae? after everything that went down between the two.
↳ maejones not really considering zoya and i are on good terms. i also have a boyfriend, i've moved on, everyone else should too.
↳ charles_leclerc i spoke to mae before i said yes to this opportunity. if she said she was uncomfortable with me doing this i would've said no.
↳ zoyatorres as mae said, everyone involved in that situation has moved on, please do us all a favor and move on.
user02 i just know this song is going to break my heart in two and i haven't even heard it
charles_leclerc it was a pleasure working with you zoya! we should do it again sometime.
↳ zoyatorres get me a pass to the next grand prix and we’ll see
↳ charles_leclerc done! see you in miami!
↳ zoyatorres pleasure doing business with you mr. leclerc
isabellaperez thanks for letting me vent to you!
↳ zoyatorres those vents became beautiful songs isabella! so thank you to you and your wonderful brain!
user03 now this is a crossover i wasn't expecting
nataliaruiz oh thank god, i was going to lose it if i had to keep this a secret any longer.
maejones well that was emotional…i’m gonna go drown myself with a toaster
↳ maxverstappen1 no, you won’t. actually please don’t.
↳ rowantodd no one wants to deal with a grumpy max, please don't ever joke about that again. your sister is also pouting at her phone, please, don't make those jokes again.
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some more bts of the making of logical. zoya’s my favorite third wheel, she’s basically charles and i’s child now. freyavettel you have a sister now.
zoyatorres mom? nataliaruiz yes my child?
charles_leclerc she is not our child nataliaruiz too late the adoption papers have been filed with seb, maman leclerc approved it too and she practically lives with us chérie
pierregasly another one? isn't the one on the way enough? isn’t freya enough? nataliaruiz shut up, you tripod
arthur_leclerc another niece? you can't give me a nephew? nataliaruiz the universe has decided that charles is meant to be a girl dad. it told me so when it gave us freya as a first child and zoya as a second and our baby as the third arthur_leclerc freya and zoya aren't actually your children nat nataliaruiz and lando isn't carlos and penny's kid but they treat him like he is. we all have emotional support children, don't question me. arthur_leclerc alright fine.
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natalia ruiz meet my child zoya!
zoya torres is that fernando alonso in the picture?
freya vettel blackmail material from lance, so yes it’s nando
bailey winters lando’s been screaming logical for the past 20 minutes. make it stop please
lando norris i can’t believe you guys wouldn’t tell us about this! isa and i played sour on repeat for days!
daphne jones-ricciardo trust us, we remember
zoya torres holy shit. excuse me while i go scream in a pillow.
daniel jones-ricciardo she’s just like me. daph! she’s our child! natalia ruiz back the fuck up aussie, that is my second child with charles! pierre gasly you have an actual child together and she's met daphne before hasn't she? zoya torres i don't actually have her number. let me have this. god, the french ruin everything oscar piastri she's going to fit right in with us
logan sargeant on a completely different topic, who hurt zoya and charles? that is the saddest song i’ve heard all year and speak now (daphne’s version) was released a few days ago. i don’t need to ask about isa, we all know the answer to that.
george russell can’t believe i’m agreeing with an american but who hurt you two?
logan sargeant at least our queen is still alive mae jones we don’t have a queen? we are a democracy. florida has failed us once again. logan sargeant i was talking about your sister… rowan todd he’s got you there mae, all rise for our national anthem, death by a thousand cuts penelope trevino HALF OF YOU DIPSHITS LIVE IN MONACO! zoya torres can't believe i just met a bunch of tax evaders
natalia ruiz you literally just moved to monaco zoya. you are a tax evader now.
zoya torres it’s to be closer to my favorite leclerc, baby leclerc. arthur’s been bumped down to last arthur leclerc well fuck you, as if i wasn’t already. you’re my least favorite singer in this group.
esteban ocon everytime i open this groupchat up i worry for each and every single one of you
mick schumacher i agree with the french
logan sargeant history has proven that it has never happened. so this is a first lando norris enough with the history jokes dulce perez just because you can’t understand them doesn’t mean we have to stop
zoya torres to answer logan's question, my ex-boyfriend hurt me.
natalia ruiz we don't talk about that asshole alex albon just to clarify, we're not talking about joshua are we? zoya torres no, that's passed, we're friends now. i think?
max verstappen why the fuck is lando running around the hotel screaming?
max verstappen never mind i see now. hello zoya.
zoya torres hi max! charles leclerc YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? zoya torres i had breakfast with mae and max once
lewis hamilton it’s a great song guys!
zoya torres what if i passed out right now? what if this was my 13th reason? all i ever needed was to make sir lewis hamilton proud. oscar piastri oh god, she’s just like logan dulce perez i worry for you people, i truly do.
isabella perez THAT BRIDGE? CAN'T BELIEVE I HELPED COME UP WITH THAT!
dulce perez with an ex like austin how could you not? isabella perez do you maybe, want to shut the fuck up?
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zoyatorres mom said we had to come support dad in miami! peep my three different outfits (it was very hot for two of them, yes i did steal a helmet for a picture) don’t mom and baby leclerc look so cute? (i took that picture while we were waiting for mick and freya)
tagged: nataliaruiz, charles_leclerc, scuderiaferrari
user1 love how she opted to post a cute picture of natalia while embarrassing charles
↳ zoyatorres mom should never be embarrassed. dad on the other hand…
charles_leclerc i invited you to a grand prix and this is the payment i receive? (send me that picture of natti please?)
↳ zoyatorres will do father 🫡
scuderiaferrari it was an honor to have you in our garage (free concert tickets soon?)
↳ zoyatorres anything for my favorite admin
maejones did you enjoy your first ever grand prix?
↳ zoyatorres you bet i did! who knew watching cars go really fast in odd circles could be fun! baby leclerc made it more fun!
user2 i love that she’s been adopted into this family of weirdos so quickly.
↳ nataliaruiz she's one of us now, we're never letting her go.
↳ zoyatorres no other people i'd rather be friends with
↳ landonorris friends? who said anything about friends? we're family now
↳ dulceperez calm down dominic torretto. let the girl get used to our company before forcing her into this weird little family.
↳ zoyatorres i practically live with them...maman leclerc loves me…baby leclerc loves me
↳ user3 now this is something i wasn't expecting. baby leclerc has two big sisters, freya and zoya are the best big sisters, no doubt about it.
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zoya was lost. it was that simple. she hadn't meant to wander off, but she had really needed to use the bathroom and freya had abandoned her. zoya would never get used to the paddock life, it was too chaotic for her. zoya preferred touring and tour buses, at least there it was a controlled chaos. she hoped she could find someone she was familiar with like mae or max, maybe they would help her out. or maybe she would die of embarrassment before she ever made her way to the ferrari garage.
too preoccupied with finding her way to the ferrari garage she failed to notice the 6ft wall in the shape of a human. she crashed into him and if it weren’t have been for his quick reflexes she would’ve fallen over. the wall grabbed her arm and pulled her close before she could touch the ground. it was then that she realized the wall wasn’t a wall and instead a human body. she pushed herself away from him, not that she wasn't thankful for his rescue, but he was a stranger, and zoya was not okay with random people touching her. maybe that was the downside of being a celebrity, people always thought they had a right to touch you or take pictures with you as if they knew you.
not that she wasn't grateful for her fans, she was, they were the reason she had the fame she did. it was the strangers who didn't even know her, and just saw a mob of people surrounding her, and decided it was okay with touching her. maybe she should bring that up with her therapist at their next meeting.
“you okay?” the human wall questioned. zoya nodded, letting go of his hand, “yeah, i got lost on my way back from the bathroom and freya ditched me so i have no clue where i’m going. i’ve been wandering this place for like 10 minutes and i still can’t find the ferrari garage.”
the human wall laughed, "considering that you're at the williams garage i'd say you're pretty far off."
"oh shit," zoya muttered, "i knew i was going in the wrong direction. this place should come with a map or something."
"i can take you to the ferrari garage?" the human wall offered. zoya glanced at him, noticing the fireproofs he was wearing, "and you are?"
"logan sargeant," he answered.
“well, logan sargeant, i’m zoya torres,” she introduced, “and i would very much like help getting back to the ferrari garage.”
logan laughed again, “pleasure zoya. it’s nice to properly meet you.”
“likewise.”
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zoyatorres the leclerc family takes on miami! not pictured is arthur pouting over a fallen piece of cake and lorenzo laughing at him. pictured is freya staring lovingly at mick while he causes baby leclerc to giggle.
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user1 i guess charles really did steal seb's daughter
arthur_leclerc wow no picture of me or enzo? guess who isn't my favorite niece
↳ zoyatorres you literally told me to not take any pictures of you cause you looked like shit? and the one i did take, as mentioned in the caption, you didn’t want me posting.
freyavettel out of all the pictures you took of me, you picked that one?
↳ zoyatorres it's the one where you look most in love with mick
↳ user2 she's literally one of us. she's a mastermind who wormed her way into natalia's heart and now they're never going to let her go
↳ user3 but does mick have mom and dad’s approval?
↳ zoyatorres he has mine! i love mick, he’s a sweetheart. he’s also my sweets provider
↳ charles_leclerc jury’s still out
logansargeant it was nice to meet you zoya! pleasure getting to know the girl behind the music landonorris and isabellaperez are always screeching
↳ zoyatorres pleasure meeting the american rookie! thanks for helping me find my way to the ferrari garage
↳ charles_leclerc back off american 🤺
↳ zoyatorres you're not my dad!
↳ user4 and we know who wouldn’t have dad’s approval.
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¡leclerc-s speaks! american rookie it’s your time to shine baby! although you haven’t had the best season, we still love you. double update today baby!! manifesting a win or podium for charles this weekend
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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peterthepark · 2 years
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imagine enemies to enemies with benefits with eddie bc y'all despise each other but oh man does it make for good sex 😌
nah bc sorry i just have many thoughts abt this:
tags: 18+ graphic smut, hate sex, filth be warned, enemies to lovers hello best trope!!!!
Eddie doesn’t want to admit he’s jealous. He really doesn’t. It’s not because you’re the new girl in town, with her own (successful is an exaggeration) rock band and supposed trail of male groupies, and definitely not because you’re showing him up at his only apparent talent ever — guitar. No, definitely not. Surely, he isn’t jealous of your gorgeous head of hair and badass stick-and-pokes. Hell, everything about you just screams ‘Eddie Munson 2.0’, but with an 80s femme fatale look that’s so, so much better than whatever he’s got going on.
Cherry bomb, alright. Riot girl to the max. Anarchistic feminist. Chains, leather, platform boots and ripped fishnets with pretty knees.
He isn’t jealous. But he’s allowed to not like you.
He’s allowed to not like you, but on the contrary, he’s also allowed to fuck you even if the admiration isn’t there. A dilemma quite chaotic for the times. A mutual agree-to-disagree and untamable bratty behavior. An exchange of hate accompanied by a soulful exchange of sex. It’s a win-win, with the weirdest odds ever.
Eddie sports a scowl as you straddle his lap. He’s manspreading in the back of his van, blankets and pillows strewn about as his arms rest along the leather seats in the front.
“You liked my gig tonight?” You quirk an interested brow, hiking your denim miniskirt over your hips as you line his manhood up with your entrance.
He scoffs, an awful joint dangling from his lips as you tease the tip of his cock. “Abhorred it. The Billy Idol cover? Eardrums went poof! Bled everywhere.”
“Aw, bunny.” You chuckle, holding his intense stare as you lower yourself onto him. You reach back and cup his balls, pouting as his jaw ever-so-subtly clenches at the sensation. “Next time… I’ll be sure to sing some Ozzy, dedicate it to my favorite man in the crowd.”
Eddie’s head falls back, his hands instantly gripping onto your hips for leverage. “O-Oh?” You roughly bite at his earlobe, not enough to draw blood but enough for him to feel the sting. “And who might that be?”
“Mmm… Jim Hopper.” You whisper raspily, tits bouncing in Eddie’s face as you set the pace. “Sorry, Munson. It’s the daddy issues.”
“Yeah, yeah. Shut up and ride me harder, Y/N.” He flicks his blunt aside, harshly pulling your mouth down to his. His fingertips are nonetheless bruising to your skin, rings digging into your soft and sweaty flesh as you grind onto his lap. He can’t help but moan into the kiss, grunting against your glossy lips when you squeeze around him. “F-Fuck, you’re so goddamn tight.”
“And you’re not nearly putting in enough effort as I am.” You smirk, nails digging into his back muscles as he abruptly maneuvers you onto your side. With his cock still buried deep inside, Eddie’s hips snap up into you, juices coating the insides of your thighs as he spreads you open. “Shit! Mmm, okay! Okay, I take it b-back. Ow, fuck, that’s my cervix.”
“Sorry, sorry. Christ, stay still. Fucking hell, man.”
You bite down on Eddie’s knuckles, screwing your eyes shut when he finds that spongy spot inside you once again. “Hey, first to cum has to buy t-the other person a milkshake.”
“D-Deal.” He breathes out, clasping a hand over your shoulder and tugging you against him with every aching thrust. His eyes roll back into his head when you start clenching rhythmically around him, a trick you’ve learned over the months of fucking Eddie behind everyone’s backs. “Stop that, you.”
“Stop what?”
“Your — Y/N, please… this… can’t take it when your cunt is — is milking me like this. S’not fair.”
You grin back at him, wheezy and out of breath. “Oh, I know it’s not fair. That’s why I do it.”
“Y/N…”
“Milkshake sounds so good right now, doesn’t it? Just get it over with and cum inside me so we can do a round two in the diner bathroom.”
Eddie laughs in disbelief, thrusts stuttering and hands shaking as his dick starts to pulse inside you. “You’re such a pervert, you know that?”
“Yeah, go talk to a mirror. It’s why you like fucking me in your van, hot stuff.”
It’s safe to say that Eddie bought you that shake at the end of the day. And perhaps, he’s never hated anything more than having to share a burger and fries with you, coupled with the fact you just couldn’t stop talking his ear off about anything and everything.
Although, he’d be a liar if he said that he hadn’t enjoyed the road head you gave him on the way back home.
Maybe an Eddie Munson 2.0 was good for something after all.
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underoossss · 2 years
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I’m here – s.h
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pairing: steve harrington x f!reader
summary: when you have an accident, steve comes to the rescue, bathing you in comfort and soothing your worries without a second thought. in other words good old hurt/comfort goodness.
warnings: mention of injury though nothing is descriptive. maybe the cheesy title needed a warning too.
an: im on my knees begging that this shows up in the tags, i’ve tried everything. Anyways, im back after my writers blog to deliver softness and cute fics again. Enjoy! and let me know if you like this, reblogs are always helpful🥺
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Sock-clad feet glide on the hardwood floor of the hallway as the Saturday sunlight streams through the windows.  You turn up the volume of your radio, dancing and bobbing your head to your Duran Duran cassette. It is a universal truth that listening to music while you do chores will not only make you productive, but it will make the tasks more bearable. So Girls on Film floods the first floor of the house as you take the newly dry clothes to the kitchen to fold later. You sing along to the lyrics while you do the dishes and proceed to make something to eat. There are fresh groceries in the fridge, which you got yesterday, and you take out everything you need to make a club sandwich.
You’re so distracted while preparing and eating your food, that you don’t realize time has escaped you suddenly. The clock says its 1:15pm, and you promised Max you’d go skateboarding with her that afternoon –she’s supposed to be here in 30 minutes and you’re still not ready. “Shit.” You say, chewing the rest of your sandwich as fast as you can.
You rush through everything after that: shoving things back in the fridge, leaving your dish to wash later, and running upstairs with armfuls of unfolded clothes to throw on your parents’ bed to be folded later. They’re away for the next five days, so they won’t mind –if you remember to fold them before they get back. You spot your favorite tank top, a lovely deep green one, in the middle of the pile and grab it before you go to your bedroom. Some light washed jeans, the tank top, new socks, and converse and you’re ready to go.
A second later, the doorbell rings, announcing Max’s arrival. “Coming!” You yell over the music, which you then turn off.
Max stands on your porch, her skateboard under her arm. She has her hair braided into two pigtails and her freckles are standing out more than ever with the fierce sunlight outside. “Hey.” She says, “Ready to go?”
“Yeah, I just need my skateboard.” You tell her, then go back inside to search the living room’s closet for it. “Aha! Now I’m ready.”
Locking the front door behind you, the two of you skate down the road to the old Hawkins skate park. It is near your house –roughly five blocks– and because Max says the new one is always crowded, the two of you have made it a habit to use the old one instead. It’s not old perse, it just not as fancy as the new one.  
“I learned this new trick I have to show you.” Max says proudly, a grin lighting up her features.
“A new trick? Where?” You ask her, pushing at the ground with your foot to gain more speed.
“I saw some boys do it the other day, and I think I got it down now.” She explains, glancing at you for a second before chuckling. “I think I can do it even better than them.”
“Oh, I bet.” You smile, “I need to learn it then, so we can outskate them.”
Sure enough Max starts to teach you the new trick immediately after you reach the skate park. She mentions it might be called a heelflip but she’s unsure, the boys she copied from were far enough that she couldn’t catch everything they said.
“Basically,” Max says. “You jump and use your right foot to flip the board, and land on it once it turns back around.”
The redhead demonstrates, failing at the first try but getting it right by the second. You watch her do the trick five more times, trying to memorize the way she moves her feet before and after she jumps. Once you’re sure you understand what you have to do, you begin to practice, which leads you to one, two, three, and several other failed attempts.
With your frustration beginning to increase, you huff and nod to yourself in determination. “This time for sure.” You tell no one in particular.
You push the ground with your foot and skate a few feet before you try to flip the board again, only to make a terrible mistake immediately after. Just as you think you managed to successfully flip and land on your skateboard, your left foot lands too close to the rear-edge of the board and you fall backwards. The weight of your body falls on your left arm, and thankfully not your head, but an intense pain overwhelms you for a second, making your ears ring. The ache doesn’t pass and instead stays in your arm, and you lie on the ground, your left side touching the hot cement. You try to move it, so you can sit up, but you find that you can’t; it only makes more pain shoot up from your arm to the rest of your body.
“Fuck!” You curse out from gritted teeth, your face contorted in pain as you roll to your back and sit up. You clutch your left arm close to your body as best as you can without injuring it more. “Fuck, shit, ouch, dammit.”
Max rushes to your side in a second, kneeling in front of you to see what happened. “What happened?” Her blue eyes are wide with worry as she sees you hold your arm and squeeze your eyes shut. “Your arm?”
“I think I broke it, Max. I can’t move it.” You say, taking deep breaths and looking into her eyes. The distress in her own is obvious, so you swallow back the pain and say in a calm voice. “We have to go back home.”
Max nods but still glances worriedly at your arm, “We need to get you to the hospital.”
You whimper in pain and nod even though the very thought of going to the hospital makes you nauseous. You hate hospitals, you’re terrified of doctors and any sort of procedure. “I know. Just help me stand up, we need to call Steve.”
The redhead holds the back of your right elbow gently and wraps her arm around your waist to hoist you up. You exhale shakily as another shock of pain shoots up your arm while Max grabs both of your skateboards –she holds one under each arm and walks next to you. The walk to the house is silent, with you focusing on everything else around you besides the pain, and Max burning a hole in your skin as she looks at you.
“I’m so sorry, this is my fault.” She says.
“Max, it’s not your fault. No one could have known that I would fall, I didn’t think I’d fall.” You shake your head instantly, then look at her worried face. “Please, don’t beat yourself up about this.”
She nods silently, worrying at her bottom lip nervously. “We’re almost back.”
You look up ahead and notice she’s right.  Your house can be seen in the distance, and it makes relief wash over your features. Shade, water, and a phone to call your boyfriend. They’re all so close but the last feet to reach the house feel like insurmountable task. It’s like each step breaks your arm again and again; by the time you give Max your keys and step through the front door, your forehead is covered in sweat and tears threaten to spill from your eyes.
“Call Steve, I’ll get you some water.” Max tells you, leaving the skateboards out of the way and disappearing into the kitchen.
You walk to the yellow phone that’s propped in the hallway’s wall –an inconvenience every day but you can’t bring yourself to complain now– and dial the number you memorized two years ago, picking up the headset with your right hand. Your body aches, and you feel exhaustion creep up on you as the phone rings.
Steve picks up the phone on the third ring, his voice a soothing sound to your ears. “Hello?”
“Hey Stevie.” You say into the headset; your face is a grimace, but your voice is light as air. “How are you, baby?”
“Missing you,” Steve grumbles on the other line. “And jealous that Mayfield has a whole day with you. Wait, aren’t you supposed to be skating?”
“Yeah….” You chuckle but the movement makes you flinch and whimper. “About that.”
Max, who returned with the glass of water, sighs exasperated. She fights you momentarily for the headset, with an unfair advantage of not being in pain, and uses it to deliver the news to Steve. “Yeah, she broke her arm.”
You imagine Steve is asking What?! In a tone of disbelief and worry.
“Y/N broke her arm, we’re at her house and need to get to the hospital.” She says, raising her eyebrows and shaking her head at you when you frown at her bluntness. It seems like the initial shock from your injury has worn off, and now she has a resolute look in her face. “You have to come pick us up.”
“Tell him not to speed. If he does, I’m walking to the hospital. We don’t need another accident.” You tell her even as another wave of pain washes over you. You didn’t want to get Steve so worried he’ll go over the speeding limit, but with the way Max dumped the news on him… he’s more than likely to.
You hear Max tell him this and nod her head and whatever Steve says on the other line before she passes the headset back to you. “He’s coming.” She tells you as you press the headset into your ear.
“Baby.” Steve says, so softly and comforting to your ears that you fight back tears. Your eyes squeeze shut to keep from crying; the next breath you take is shaky.
“I need you.” You mumble, taking another deep breath to keep your voice steady. “Drive safely.”
“I’ll be there in 10. Hang on, okay?” You can hear Steve’s keys jingle on the other end of the line, and you nod. You know he can’t see you but who cares.
“Okay.”
You hang up a second later and accept the glass of water Max hands you. “Thank you.” You tell her, leaning your head against the wall.
Max nods as her eyes scan your face and her eyebrows meet in the middle. “You’ll be okay soon, let’s go wait on the porch.”
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Steve gets there in 8 minutes, leaves the car on, and rushes to the front door where you and Max wait already. He frowns when he sees you clutch your arm and notices that it’s beginning to bruise. Steve wipes the light sheen of sweat that covers your forehead once he’s in front of you and cradles your cheeks softly in his hands. “Hey, babygirl.”
You exhale shakily when he presses his forehead against yours. His presence is a comfort, his words even more so. “Let’s get you fixed up, okay? You’ll be better in no time.”
“Stevie, I’m scared. I hate hospitals.” You confess to him in a whisper as a rogue tear escapes you. Though you don’t know if it’s from pain, fear, or relief of seeing him. “I don’t want to go.”
“You’re in pain, you have to go. I know it scares you but you got us, okay?.” Steve motions over his shoulder to his car. “Let’s get in the car, beautiful.”
He places a soft kiss to your temple when you nod, before leading you towards his car –left hand on the low of your back. Max opens the door for you, and you slide in while Steve shuts the door close and runs over the drivers’ side. You press the side of your head to the window, the cold glass soothing as you close your eyes.
“Pass me the Flock of Seagulls cassette; they’re all in the pocket in front of you.” Steve asks Max as he pulls away from the driveway. “The colourful one.”
“Yeah, I know which one.” Max says, you can hear the eyeroll in her tone –it makes you smile briefly.
Steve fiddles with the cassette before inserting it into the car’s player. A few seconds later, the first chords of I Ran begin to play, filling the car with music. “There you go, baby.” Steve says, putting his right hand on your thigh and rubbing your skin softly with his thumb. “You love their songs.”
You move to look at him— he’s got that worried pinch between his brows despite the smile he’s giving you. The sun makes his hair turn a honey colour, and his white t-shirt turns a shade of yellow as sunlight reflects off the dashboard and onto him. You’re in so much pain you can’t even appreciate how well this outfit look on him. He’s so handsome, he’s also trying very hard to keep it together for you, and you love him so much.
“I do.” You mumble, smiling softly at him. “Thank you, Stevie.”
Minutes later you’re being led to the emergency room by Steve and Max, where nurses take over despite their protests. You can’t help but feel anxious, and in more pain, as you’re pulled away from them. Your heartbeat picks up every time the nurse touches you, and your eyes tear up when she checks your arm –her touch is careful but your arm hurts so much that it feels like she’s pressing hard on your skin. She takes your vital signs and tells you to sit down in a bed until the doctor arrives.
You nod and try to swallow but your throat keeps tightening. “Can my boyfriend come keep me company, please?” Your voice sounds breathless as you speak. “I’m feeling very anxious and he’s the one who always knows what to do.”
Maybe it’s the tone in which you speak, or your anxiousness written too plainly on your face, but the nurse nods silently and leaves. You hear hurried footsteps immediately after. Steve’s hair is a mess as he steps through the door, and you’re so glad to see him you slouch where you sit. Though the movement makes you knock your elbow with your thigh, and you wince in pain.
“Careful, baby.” Steve tells you quietly, approaching you and holding your free hand. “I’m here, the nurse said you asked for me.”
“Stevie,” You shake your head. “I got anxious and lonely. I–I needed you.”
“And I’m here.” Steve reassures you, leaning his forehead against yours. “I’m staying right here, okay?”
“Thank you.” You nod weakly, looking into the lovely brown color of his eyes as he kisses your knuckles repeatedly. “The nurse said a doctor is coming soon.”
As if summoned by your words, the doctor arrives and crosses the threshold of the room to stand by your bed. He’s a short man with black rimmed glasses, greying buzz-cut hair, and deep frown lines on his forehead. The tag on his white coat says doctor Dennison, and he introduces himself by the same name a second later.
“I’ve just talked to the nurse. From what she tells me, we need to take an x-ray of your arm.” He says, talking your injured arm gently in his hands and examining it by touch. “You can’t move it?”
“No, it hurts too much if I try.” You say as you wince when he touches the muscle below your elbow. Your fingers squeeze Steve’s hand tightly; you worry whether you’re hurting him.
“Looks like the fracture is here.” He says, touching the place with two careful fingers. “The x-ray will tell us if we’ll need to operate or not.”
You squeeze Steve’s hand in fear this time, and he squeezes right back in reassurance. “Surgery?” Steve asks the doctor, frowning down at your arm. He knows your fear of doctors and knows needing surgery would send you into a nervous frenzy.
“It looks like only one of the forearm bones is broken but I need to see just how much. If the fracture is at two places, we need to stabilize them with surgery, so they heal correctly.” The doctor tells you and Steve. “The good thing is, your arm hasn’t swelled much, so if you don’t need surgery, we can put your arm in a cast today.”
You nod your head, though you feel numb and more anxious than ever; surgery had never crossed your mind. Why did you have to break your arm.
“I’ll have the nurse prep the x-ray room.” The doctor says before he leaves.
“Thank you, doctor.” Steve tells him, then turns back to you. “I’m sure you won’t need surgery baby.”
“What if I do, Stevie.” You whisper, feeling fear try to take you into its clutches. “I’ve never had surgery before… it scares me.”
Steve lets go of your hand for a moment to slide a chair over to your bed, where he sits and offers his hand again. “If you do, you’ll be more than okay, babygirl.”
“How can you be sure?” You ask him as you look into his eyes though tears are threatening to fall down your cheeks and it makes him look blurry.
Your boyfriend kisses you hand again, his lips soft on your skin as he pecks it repeatedly. “Because you’re strong, Y/N. I know this is scary, but I also know you’ve been very brave despite of your fear before.”
Your eyes squeeze shut at his words, and you nod trying to summon that bravery he claims you have. You both survived the upside down, surely that’s scarier than this. “I’ll be okay.” You say more to yourself than to Steve.
“You will.” He reaches up and wipes your tears away with a reassuring smile. “I’ll be right here, and I won’t let anything happen to you, okay?”
You nod again and just then the nurse is back to take you to the x-ray room so you can find out how serious your injury is.
“Go tell Max I’m okay.” You tell Steve before you leave the room. “I’m sure she’s worried.”
Steve nods, and the soft look in his eyes reassures your frantic heart that things will be okay.
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It turns out, that your injury won’t require surgery, like Steve had reassured you.
There’s a nurse putting pain medication into an IV that’s attached to your right arm, while Doctor Dennison looks over your x-ray.
“You’ve got one clean fracture right here.” The doctor points at the broken bone below your elbow. “So once the medication kicks in, I’m going to set it and we’ll place a cast on your arm.”
You nod in understanding and look away from the x-ray, looking at the fracture makes a shiver go down your spine. “Will I get to go home today?” You ask.
The doctor smiles, “Of course. Once you get the cast, we’ll immobilize your arm with a sling and you’re ready to go.”
“Thank God.” Steve says, rubbing his face with his hands –the first time since you talked to him earlier that he’s shown worry. All the tension in his body leaves him at once when he smiles at you. “Told you.”
Now in less pain than before, and calmer, you smile back at him. He’s reassured you all afternoon, it’s your turn. “I know.”
Though the process is painless and simple, you cling to Steve’s hand when the doctor makes sure your bone is in the right place and proceeds to put the cast on your arm. It goes from your wrist to just above your elbow, immobilizing your left for the next 8 weeks. You smile down at it once you’re given the all-clear by the nurse, knowing the kids, Robin, and Eddie will doodle all over it once they find out what happened. Then, there’s paperwork to sign and pain medication to get for the next five days as prescribed by the doctor –which Steve insists on getting (and you insist on paying back, to no avail). But soon enough you’re reuniting with Max in the waiting room, Steve’s left hand on the small of your back and his right holding a white plastic bag.
“All done.” You tell Max with a reassuring smile. “Sorry for making you wait so long.”
The redhead glances out the automatic doors to see the sky turn orange as the sun begins to set, –it was high in the sky when you first arrived. “I didn’t notice.” She shakes her head. “Are you feeling better now?”
You nod your head. “I’m just tired.”
“Come on let’s get you home then.” Steve mutters against your temple before placing a kiss there.
“Can I drive?” Max asks Steve, sounding hopeful.
“Absolutely not.” Steve tells her and you smile.
Their bickering and the rest of the Flock of Seagulls cassette fill the car on the drive away from the hospital. The air feels calmer with everyone less anxious than before, and you’re in between falling asleep and looking at the pretty pink sky out of the window. Steve drops Max off at her place, and she promises to visit you tomorrow morning, to which you nod with a smile and tell her you’ll be waiting. A short ride later, you’re back at your house, with Steve opening the door for you and leading you inside.
“Finally.” You sigh, moving so you’re standing in front of Steve and can lean your forehead against his shoulder. “I hate hospitals.”
“I know.” Steve whispers, his arms going around your waist carefully.
“Stevie…”
“Yeah, baby?” He takes one step back to look at you, dipping his chin to his chest to meet your eyes.
“Don’t go.” You whisper, eyes glancing at your feet then back to his face. “I don’t want you to go.”
Your heartbeat is drumming loudly in your ears as your right hand holds Steve’s forearm. You have five more days alone in your house, now with a broken arm, and though your parents have left in other occasions, it feels different this time. It makes you anxious at the thought of being alone, after a day at the hospital you feel on edge.
“I wasn’t planning on going anywhere.” Steve smiles, bringing one of his hands to hold your cheek. You melt with his touch, head tipping to the side to get more of it. “I was going to ask you if I could stay the rest of the week.”
You think about how there’s already enough of his clothes in your drawers for him to stay over and nod your head. Your eyes open and focus on his. “Of course, you can.”
“Let me take care of you, okay?” He drops his forehead against yours while he whispers. “What do you need baby, name it.”
You hum and close your already heavy eyes. “A shower, the leftovers in the fridge, and 10 hours of cuddling.”
Steve smiles, bringing his smile over your lips as he dips his head. “I can do that.” His lips brush against yours as he speaks, and you smile.
“And a kiss?” You add moving your hand from his forearm to the back of his neck slowly.
“Always. All of them, anytime you want.” He says before closing the gap small gap between you.
You’re unable to hold back the sigh that leaves your lips at the kiss and you’re mindful of your arm as you lean your body closer to Steve’s. He is warm against you, gentle in the way he holds your face but not as much as he kisses you. His kisses are needy, a firm pressure against yours, and you can relate to what he’s feeling. It’s been a long and stressful day, one that’s taken a toll on you and, on top of keeping you from sharing a single kiss, most likely worried Steve more than he let show. You feel your body humming with love, your fingertips tingling with it; the wholesome feeling of Steve’s affection, soothing and curing every worry and discomfort you shoved back throughout the day. He pulls back after a few minutes and presses his nose to the side of yours while he keeps you close.
“I love you.” He whispers. “You were so brave today.”
“I love you.” You mumble against this lips, unable to stop yourself from placing a couple of kisses over his bottom lip. “I was terrified, I don’t know what I would have done without you.”
“I always got you, babygirl.” Steve says kissing you softly one more time.
“Can you help me shower?” You ask him even though you know he’ll say yes. “I don’t know how I’ll manage to wash my hair with one arm like this.”
Steve follows your eyes down to your cast before he looks back at you. “You don’t even have to ask. Besides, I gotta make sure you don’t get your cast wet.”
You nod your head. “There’s plastic bags in the kitchen, I think that’ll help?”
“I’ll grab them. You head over to the shower okay, beautiful? I’ll be right there.” Steve leaves a lingering kiss on your lips before disappearing into the kitchen while you stare at his retreating figure, wondering how you got so lucky.
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Pedro Pascal Character Fanfiction Recs | Vol 32
AO3 | Kofi | Main Masterlist | The Spreadsheet Masterlist
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Howdy folks!
Welcome to The Spreadsheet Digest, my weekly(ish) fic rec list. I read a really long fic this week, so almost everything else I read was a one shot that I kinda crammed in between chapters of the long fic. We have a pretty good variety of pedro boys this week! I'm actually running low on one shots on my TBR, it's full of series. So rec me some one shots!
All info provided by the author unless it was blank, in which case I filled it in.
Fic Recs Below!
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Somewhere Beautiful
Din series by @peetiespetals
Summary: You have been working as a slave since the demise of your people and destruction of your planet. A stranger passes through your life and you make a bid for freedom, thwarted by the very man who inspired you to reach for it. In a twist of fate, the two of you are thrown together and must learn how to live with each other as the lines between slave and master begin to blur. Can you really tell the difference between duty and devtion?
Tags: smut, fluff and smut, angst, rough sex, bdsm, abandonment, neglect, physical abuse, love stories, shower sex, mutual masturbation, dom/sub undertones, oral sex, shameless smut, praise kink, bondage, biting, slow burn, spanking, orgasm control, orgasm delay/denial, cock warming, master/slave, vaginal fingering, deep throating, breast worship, pussy spanking, ball play, public creampie, edging, anal sex, foot jobs, handcuffs, cock bondage, panties in mouth, aftercare, jealous din djarin, hurt/comfort, overstimulation, strong female characters, hurt no comfort, porn with plot, sexual tension, porn with feelings, canon typical violence, slow romance, fluff and angst, anxiety, manhandling, pov second person, vaginal sex, nipple play, dirty talk, hair pulling
Thots: this fic had me in a chokehold all fucking week and then when I finished it I immediately started part two. Obsessed.
Take What You Need
Frankie one shot by @yespolkadotkitty
Summary: Frankie needs to calm down before flying you "over the fucking Andes, man," so you help him out
Tags: SMUT. Porn with a flimsy nod to plot.
Thots: Redfly is such a dick. but anyway, I love this concept. reader providing some much needed stress relief? yes please. And it was HOT. I love this so much
I cannot get you close enough
Max Phillips one shot by @leslie-lyman
Summary: “You have to invite me in, sweetheart.” Oh. Right. Vampire. “Come in, please,” you say demurely, and Max’s smile widens as he steps over the threshold into your apartment. He reaches for you again immediately, kicking your door closed and pulling you close. “Good girl,” he murmurs. “Such a polite little Omega.”
Tags: A/B/O dynamics; one small scene of men being creepy and threatening towards reader (but, perhaps surprisingly, one of those men is not Max); extremely self-indulgent Halloween costumes on the part of your author; a bit of angst; fEeLiNgS; absolutely way too much plot and character backstory for what was supposed to just be porn; Alpha!Max is his own warning; heat sex; biting; blood-drinking; breeding kink; many, many creampies; Max has an absolutely filthy mouth; look, it’s heat sex with Max, it probably (hopefully?) entails exactly what you think it does
Thots: I think this my favorite pedro fandom abo ever. it’s so fucking good. i love how max takes care of her like a good alpha, but it's not completely mired in shitty omega stereotypes. She still has a whole career and a life and hobbies and shit. Plus the smut is top fucking tier good god.
Chaste
Dieter one shot by @covetyou
Summary: Off the back of a two week retreat to the middle of fuck knows where Dieter Bravo doesn't seem quite himself. You soon figure out why.
Tags: chastity pollen (the opposite of sex pollen - our man can't fuck), mention of past drug use, masturbation, not phone sex but phone sex adjacent, brief mention of Dieter pissing (twice), cock and ball pain (not cock and ball torture), a brief thing with a glove that isn't sexy at all for anyone involved but it's there, the vaguest of dub-con for the ending (Dee sends you pictures of his dick that you didn't ask for/technically said no to but jerk off to anyway)
Thots: This had me dying. It was funny as fuck. Poor Dee... but then the end... that shit was hot in like a totally pathetic way... This came off that list of reverse fandom tropes, and now I want to see more of them.
illicit affairs
Joel one shot by @chaotic-mystery
Summary: it’s my take on what illicit affairs means. Every time I listened to it I imagined Joel, specifically dbf Joel. I hope the swifties go *easy* on me and pls don’t say anything if you didn’t like it.
Tags: angst. And more angst. Swearing, forbidden relationship, arguing, fwb, alluded age gap but not specified. Use of nicknames (kid, baby……don’t look at me ok I didn’t do IT), reader is not physically described, no use of y/n.
Thots: Mads broke my heart with this one. Joel is such a dick, expecting reader to just put up with the shitty treatment because why? because she's young? Fuck him and good for reader. I kinda wanna see Joel's internal struggle for the next few weeks after this scene.
Was it all a dream?
Din series by @beskarandblasters
Summary: You’ve always had vivid dreams, an escape from your monotonous life. But one night, something appears in your dreams that keeps reoccurring; a pair of brown eyes. Or Two people, in completely different parts of the galaxy, find each other in their dreams and try to make sense of the strange connection they share.
Tags: canon divergent (long live the Razor Crest), switches between Reader and Din’s POV, story takes place in the dream realm and the real world, set somewhere between the Book of Boba Fett/very beginning of season three, eventual smut (starts at chapter 4!), line between reality and dreams gets blurred, use of Mando’a words and phrases, no use of y/n
Thots: I could not be more excited for this series. It's a brilliant idea and it's so fucking cool. I love reader and Din's relationship. I love the parallels between them. I'm so ready to hype this fic up for the next several weeks AGH.
Trigger Points
Ezra one shot by @whataperfectwasteoftime
Summary: Ezra is a massage therapist. What kind, you ask? Internal massage. That’s it that’s the fic.
Tags: Medical kink, massage kink (is that a thing?), erotic massage, mentions of sexual dysfunction and difficulty orgasming, consent forms, the clinical is erotic now, power imbalance due to the masseur/patient dynamic, mentions of uhhh *checks notes* anal massage, lots of vaginal fingering I mean massaging, pelvic floor massaging but make it erotic, dubcon only in the sense that Ezra says orgasm is not the goal and then definitely deliberately gives her one anyway, g-spot orgasms, squirting, Penny gets on her soapbox at the end
Thots: i think i might have a masseuse kink... anyways... there's something about the overly clinical language that made this so hot. like the lack of trying to make it sexy somehow made it sexier. i'm short circuiting
forever is the sweetest con
Joel series by sistersadeyes (AO3)
Summary: your life, post-apocalypse, and the surly old survivor who darkens your door. Growing up with a doomsday prepper as a father hadn't been easy. But after the Outbreak, you can't help but feel a little grateful to the old man. You're almost sad he didn't make it long enough to see how right he'd been. You inherit the farm, the stockpile, and the bunker months before the Outbreak. And in the aftermath, you use it to prove that human kindness still exists, helping all those you can. Set 5 years after the Outbreak.
Tags: no use of y/n, fluff, domestic fluff, romance, eventual romance, post outbreak, eventual smut, texas, homesteading, doomsday prepper, age difference (14ish years), fluff and angst, canon typical violence, canon divergent/not canon compliant, smut, pining, mutual masturbation, mutual pining, vague timeline, time jumps, forehead kisses, fingerfucking, oral sex, penis in vagina sex, praise kink, sir kink, breeding kink if you squint, emotional hurt/comfort, protective joel, angst, vaginal fingering, daddy kink, possessive joel, somnophilia, consensual somnophilia, cowgirl position, creampie
Thots: This fic made me cry tears of pure joy at the end. It's so sweet and precious and full of domestic fluff. But there's also some fucking heartwrenching angst. And really fucking cool action too??? It's a total rewrite of canon and I thought it was super fucking creative and so fun to read. The smut is also... good fucking god is it hot. Joel is perfect in this fic.
go slow
Joel one shot by @frannyzooey
Summary: In the quiet of your bedroom, Joel guides you through it.
Tags: riding, joel talks you through it, p in v sex
Thots: Hot, sensual, perfect, amazing smut.
Honor and Obey
Frankie/Santi/Reader one shot by @magpiepills
Summary: You are Santi’s wife and when Frankie moves in, you have an idea that Santi helps you make a reality.
Tags: SMUT! Threesome, sort of fucking, oral m and f receiving, m/m dynamics, sort of dom reader, sort of sub Frankie and Santi, Frankie is the Pussy Eating King, big dicks, teasing, flirting, mentions of alcohol, mentions of curls, fuck licking, cum shots, creampies, a little overstimulation, one spank, pwp, just porn.Y'all know I love my subby boys... and I really love a MMF threesome.
Thots: This fic had me sweating. Frankie and Santi are so gorgeous together. Pussy Eating King Frankie is always a welcome addition to any Frankie fic, also. Just fucking magnificent, truly.
Blessing in Disguise
Lucien Flores one shot by @pedgito
Summary: you're his best-friend's daughter and he's at a party he can't be bothered to care about, luckily you're the one thing that catches his attention.
Tags: no use of y/n, age gap (not specified, but it's girthy) smoking, semi-public sex, daddy kink, f!oral, unprotected piv, light choking, mentions of reader having hair that can be grabbed (to some degree), lucien is a major dilf and divorced
Thots: I am astronomically down bad for lucien flores. It's giving latino dbf!joel. Every single second of this fic is hot. I need a cold shower. and a nap. and maybe a cigarette. Maybe Luce will share one with me. I hope he smokes spirits.
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Type: one shot Word Count: 1.3k Summary: Dave reminds you why you should always be a good girl for him.  Tags: PWP/plot what plot, Reader has hair that can be pulled; fingering f receiving; squirting; multiple orgasms; overstimulation; choking; rough sex as punishment; unprotected p in v; mirror sex; bondage (necktie around the wrists behind the back); toaster strudel not a twinkie; excessive hair pulling; spanking
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spidercookie18 · 6 months
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𝕋𝕃𝔹 𝔾𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕆𝕍𝕀𝔼𝕊!
I realized; while rewatching some spooky movies, that TLB would/could have watched some of the ones I like. So, while i was watching the movie, I wrote what I imagined the boys would say. You can rewatch the movie along with the post if you don't remember some scenes so well, but there is a bit of explanation for the scenes in italics.
Anywho, here's TLB watching Creepshow (1982)
Word Count: 3k ish Tags: General violence, swearing, mentions of drinking, smoking, sa, gore, death, bugs - it get's kinda itchy at the end
Marko was dying to come watch this new horror movie, Dwayne was already an avid Stephen King reader at this time, and David thought it looked relatively interesting, so off to the movies they went. Paul just went because he wanted skittles and popcorn.
They went opening day. Got their snacks and went to find some seats.
They sat in the middle of the back row, the order was Paul on the left, Marko, then Dwayne, and David on the right. They are the kind of people to talk through the entire movie; so, if it helps, you can imagine them speaking through their bond.
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Opening Scene:
Marko: Pssst, Dwayne pass the popcorn.
Dwayne: I don’t have it, ask Paul.
Paul: Nah man, I have my candy. And its only MINE tonight
David: Marko, here’s the popcorn, but I want it BACK. *Reaches over Dwayne who shifts uncomfortably away from David’s arm*
Marko: Cheers man.
Paul: Dude, stop saying that.
Marko: But I like it :(
*House comes into frame*
Dwayne: Hey, like that pumpkin
Paul: Hey, we should make pumpkins.
Marko: I’ve been saying this!
David: Dude that dad is a dick.
Dwayne: Who does that remind you of
David: We should egg his house before we go home.
Paul: Ayeee sex books *high fives Marko*
David: Damn, all that over a book?
“All that horror crap-Dead people coming back to life?”
Paul: Hey, dead people can come back to life.
*Creep comes into frame*
Marko: Woaaah, someone needs to moisturize.
Dwayne: Thank fuck we don’t have to worry about the Sun anymore.
David: Marko, popcorn
Story One: Father’s Day
*Well-dressed people come into frame*
Dwayne: Get a load of these assholes.
David: Fuck, I want a cigarette now.
Marko: Who eats like that?
Paul: *chewing with his mouth open*
Marko, Dwayne, David: *stare at Paul* Gee, who knows.
“Wasn’t she the one who killed her father?”
Dwayne: Honestly, same
“When he was 184, he had a stroke.”
Paul: Hey, David, aren’t you coming up on 184?
David: Ahaha, fuck you *chucks popcorn at him*
“She based her father’s head in with a marble ash tray.”
David: Dude, I need that ash tray.
Marko: I’da killed his ass too if he shot my husband *rubs Paul’s arm*
Paul: *Is turning the box of candy into his mouth, feels Markos hand on his arm. Looks down and smiles with a mouth full of candy*
*A driver speeding down the road comes into frame*
Dwayne: Damn, that old broad likes to speed.
“I need my caaaakeeee you dirty bitch.”
David: Fuck your cake buddy, your old ass needs a dirt nap, eh?
Marko: Get his ass.
Paul: *chomp chomp chomp*
Dwayne: She didn’t even bash his head in, he just got hit one time… I’ll show you how to bash a head in… *grumbles*
David: Easy big guy, we’ll go fuck with Max later.
“Everything I wanted he wanted for me!”
Marko: *mockingly in a bad British accent* Chew bich, chew dorty bich
*The dead come back*
Paul: Guys! Jim bean is the elixir of life.
David: This fucking guy still wants that damn cake?!
*Dancing couple*
Marko: Awe, Paul, we should dance.
Paul: *waggling his arms around trying to Vogue* You like my moves?
Dwayne, David: *start copying Paul and wiggling their arms around in bad dance moves*
*Cemetery scene*
David: Dude, what the fuck are you doing out there, eh?
Dwayne: *leans to David’s ear* Your Canadian is showing.
David: Oh, fuck off… I need a cigarette.
Paul: Hey, that headstone is falling…. No seriously dude its falling…
Marko: Is he not gonna move??
Dwayne: Dude!
Marko: The dead zombie guy is the least of your worries you gotta move!
*CRUSH*
Paul: Ope… too late.
David: *Grumbling about his cigarettes*
“He’s your husband, I don’t even like him.”
Dwayne: Catty *chuckles*
Paul: Yooo, I think the maid is dead.
Marko: He’s still on about that fucking cake.
*In the parlor*
Marko: You think I could pull off the two chains look?
Dwayne: Honestly?
Paul: Marko, he can’t even- wooaaaah.
David: Ayeee he finally got his cake.
TLB: *halfheartedly applaud*
Story Two: The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill
*Jordy comes into frame*
Marko: Woah! David, he looks like you!
David: Shut the hell up, my teeth aren’t that big.
Paul: *snickering* No, they are.
David: *growls*
Dwayne: *Grabs David’s chin and wiggles his head side to side* Oh come on, it’s cute.
David: *sneers at him and pulls his head away. *
“Dat’s a meteor”
Marko: *mockingly* dats a meteor
“200 for dat dere meteor”
Dwayne: Dude, ask for more money.
David: Aren’t you a communist?
Dwayne: …shut up.
Marko: *mockingly* idjits
*Jody getting water from the well, sticks his fingertips in his mouth*
Paul: Ew, those things were in his mouth.
David: Yeah, that can’t be good.
*Jody dumping out the meteor juice*
Paul: Hey, what do you think they used for the glowey stuff?
David, Dwayne: Glow sticks
Paul: But it hissed when it touched the ground.
David: *chewing popcorn* They add the sounds after they film it.
Paul: Oh… Hey we should get glow sticks.
Dwayne: If you’re good, we can get glow sticks.
Paul: YUS
“Meteor shit!”
Marko: *giggling* oh this guy is gold!
*Meteor plants start growing outside*
Dwayne: Oh damn, he’s still sucking on his fingers.
David: Well, he obviously isn’t very smart, now is he Dwayne.
Dwayne: *stares at David* Don’t start with me.
David: *snorts *
*Doctor scene*
David: I don’t trust that doctor…
Dwayne: *with his fingers waggling in David’s face; making a voice* It’s going to be extreeeemely painfuuullllll
David: Shut up, dork.
Dwayne: You’re the dork.
*Plants growing all over Jordy’s body*
Paul: Hey, you think that thing can grow weed?
Marko: Paul, you idiot. It’s killin him.
Paul: Well, I know that! But, like… it looks sticky.
*Jordy goes outside*
Marko: Wow, that got everywhere fast.
Paul: Yeah, that might be too much weed.
David: Never thought you’d say that.
*Jordy pulls out a bottle and a pitcher*
Dwayne: Woah, that’s too much vodka…
Paul: Buddy’s gonna die.
Marko: I think he’s already dying.
David: Oh, I’m gonna need a drink if you guys keep talking.
Marko: Cheers
“I’m growin”
Paul: Me too Jordy, me too *eats some skittles*
*TV tone*
David: Fuck, I’m so glad we don’t have a tv in the cave.
*Shows Jordy’s house covered in green*
Marko: *eating popcorn* we should do that to Max’s house.
David, Paul, Dwayne: Agreed
*Jordy, checks his pants*
Dwayne: Is it on his dick!
Marko: *clutches his jewels*
David: Oh, that’s gotta suck.
*Jordy gets into the tub*
Marko: I wouldn’ta done that.
Paul: Yeah. That’s horror movies 101.
*Jordy pulls out shotgun*
Dwayne: Woaaah, dude, it’s not that serious.
David: No, I’d do the same thing.
*BANG*
TLB: Ayeee *claps*
Marko: Cheers
Paul: Dude, fucking knock it off
Marko: Fucking make me >:[
Story Three: Something to Tide you over
*Nice apartment comes into frame*
David: Ugh, I hate that tile.
Paul: You would
“I can bench-press 300lbs.”
Marko: Pleeeease, that’s nothing
Paul: What a nerd
“We were gonna sit you down and tell you.”
Paul: Hey that guy is touching the tv! That’s not your tv!
“There will be no alimony, none of that crap.”
David: Alimony? That old guy used to bone that guys wife?
Dwayne: I think the guy in the robe is banging the old guy’s wife.
*Pulls out tape recorder*
Marko: I should get a tape recorder.
Dwayne: How many people are you torturing and kidnapping?
Marko: Mind your business.
David: If that guy threatened MY bitch… *starts growling*
Paul: Yeah, you tell em David! Don’t touch my bitch or my tv!
“She’s waiting for her knight in shining corduroy.”
David: Yeah, tell no one where you’re going, idiot.
Paul: Noooo, he killed his wife??
Marko: that’s an empty grave, for sure
“Jump into that hole.”
Dwayne: Fuck that, hit him.
David: Idiot hopped in
Paul: Maybe he’s got a plan.
Marko: His plan is to die.
“You’re not gonna burry me alive.”
David: *chewing popcorn* But you’re already in the hole ain’tcha bud?
Dwayne:
David: Don’t say it.
“I’ll let ya see Becky.”
Paul: I don’t believe him.
Marko: Gee, what made you think he wasn’t trustworthy?
*Crab*
Dwayne: *cracking up* Get his ass.
Paul: OMG! That’s a big crab!
Marko: HE KICKED IT!
David: *snickering*
*TV of the Becky*
Paul: Fuck, he buried her?
Dwayne: That’s a bit harsh.
Marko: I could get out of that.
David: No, you couldn’t
Marko: Yuh-huh
Dwayne: It’s packed, wet sand, you couldn’t get out of it.
Marko: Bet I could.
Paul: Uh-oh, tides comin
David: Marko, you would drown.
Marko: I bet you a week’s hunt that I could.
Dwayne: For the both of us
Marko: Yeah, sure, fine. If you win, I’ll do the hunting for both of ya for a week.
Dwayne: And on the very slim chance that you win?
Marko: You guys do my hunting for a month.
Paul: Oh no, the tv is getting wet.
Dwayne: Fine.
David: …how did he keep it running for so long, I thought it was hooked up to the Jeep…
*Interior, old guy’s house*
David: Ugh, I hate those statues.
Paul: I hate how this guy treats tv’s.
Marko: I hate that they haven’t gotten out of the sand yet.
Dwayne: I hate how stupid you are.
Marko: *Nips at Dwayne*
Dwayne: *wagging his finger in Marko’s face* You get one.
Marko: *grunts* David, gimmie the popcorn
David: *hands him the popcorn*
*Drowning scene*
Marko: Fuck, these people take forever to die.
*Interior, night scene*
Dwayne: Dun dun dun!
Marko: Man, they are getting seaweed on everything…
“I’m warning you; I have a gun!”
Paul: *yelps*
David: Geeze, Paulie, it’s a movie.
Paul: Not that. I dropped my skittles!
David: Why am I not surprised…
Marko: I knew this would happen, *reaches into his jacket* that’s why I got ya these *hands unopened skittles box to Paul.*
Paul: Oh man do I love ya.
*Shooting the drowned*
David: Ew,
Dwayne: Ya know, he should really have a guard.
Marko: Or a dog
Paul: We should get a dog.
David: *stretching his arms above his head* You’d never feed it.
Paul: But someone would
David: Yea, *pulls his shirt down over his tummy* I’d end up being the asshole to feed it.
Dwayne: Oh snap, they buried his ass *laughs*
Marko: That’s wicked
Paul: David pleaseeeee
David: The poor thing would die of neglect.
Paul: *pouts*
Marko: *pats his arm* it’s okay Paul, we’ll get you a dog.
Paul: really?
David: NO, YOU WONT
Paul: :(
Story Four: The Crate
*Janitor flipping a coin comes into frame*
Dwayne: 5 bucks he’s gonna drop it.
*CLANK, rolls*
Dwayne: ooooh! You owe me 5 bucks!
David: No one bet you, dork.
*Garden party*
Marko: Damn, that lady is so loud.
Paul: Math department???? *sneers*
David: I hate that dress.
Marko, Dwayne, Paul: You would
David: >:(
*Lady in red dress keeps talking*
Dwayne: Holy fuck, does this lady ever shut the hell up?
Paul: How, uncouth
Marko, Dwayne, David: *stare at Paul*
*Janitor on phone*
Dwayne: 1834?
David: Don’t say it.
Paul: *snickers*
Marko: Well, whatever’s in there should be long dead.
David: *sighs*
Marko: Like David
David: Fuckers
“Hey Wilma!” *BANG*
Paul: Oh damn!
Marko: Thank Christ
Dwayne: THEY’RE CLAPPING?
David: Oh please, you’d kill her in a heartbeat.
“It came from the Artic?”
Paul: Daavid, where’s the Artic?
David: *burping* Yukon
Paul: Oh, okay
Marko:
Marko: You have no idea where that is do y-
Paul: No, not a clue
“It’s like, something moved on its own.”
Marko: What do ya think is in there?
Dwayne: Snow devil
“That tobacco smell makes me want to Ralph” *strangle*
Dwayne: Damn, he wants to kill her so bad.
David: Welp, I can see where this is going *reaches into his pocket to pull out a flask*
Dwayne:
David: *takes a swig*
Dwayne: *pouty face*
David: Fine, but don’t tell the others.
Dwayne: *takes a quick swig*
*Opening the crate; chimp noises*
Paul: Aww, it’s a little monkey.
Marko: Paul, it’s probably not a monkey.
Dwayne: Don’t stick your hand in there.
David: DO stick your hand in there.
*CHOMP*
Marko: Yup, not a monkey
*Janitor slumps against crate*
David: I would movie from there
*Yeti face*
TLB: HOLY SHIT *they cling to eachother*
*Chomp chomp chomp*
Dwayne: great mask!
David: Fucking sick
Marko: Those teeth are so real!
Paul: Hold me Marko
*Yeti moving the crate in the basement*
David: Ope, what’s he up to
*Blood trails*
Paul: I’m getting hungry.
Dwayne: I bet the damn thing is too.
Marko: *munching popcorn* Shhh, eat your skittles.
David: Marko, munchies me *puts his hand out to Marko.
Marko: *dumps a fist full of popcorn in David’s hand, spilling all over Dwayne*
Dwayne: *dusting off his lap* fuckers!
*Grad student going under stairs*
David: *munching popcorn* Oh yeah, go under there.
Marko: Why’d you pick up the shoe like it’s gonna do anything?
*Yeti attacks; grad student hits it with wrench*
Dwayne: You shoulda hit that thing a lot harder.
Paul: Guys, I’m gettin hungry.
Marko: *shoving the popcorn bucket to Paul* We’ll eat later. Besides, Dwayne and David are doing my hunting for the next month.
Dwayne: We gotta burry your stupid lil ass first
Marko: IM GONNA DO IT!
*Guy with shitty wife going to university basement*
David: I don’t believe, for a second that someone shipped a man killing, blood thirsty yeti without telling anyone. There should be records or something.
Paul: *snorts* Okay, Mr. ‘I keep all my files since the 1800’s.’
Marko: I don’t believe anyone would be that stupid to go down there with a gun.
Dwayne: I do
*Watching the man clean up the blood*
Marko: That’s a good friend
Dwayne: That’s a bad co-worker
David: He assaults a girl and kills her and then tries to hide it?
Paul: Wait, is that what’s happening?
Dwayne: That’s what he thinks is happening.
David: Nah, he’s tryna lure his bitch wife there.
*Wilma driving over holding a glass*
Marko: This bitch got milk?
Dwayne: Where’d the fucking yeti go?
David: *jokingly* he’s shy *bats his eyelashes*
“What kind of a mess has Dex gotten himself into?”
David: *tittering*
“How bad did he beat her? Is she conscious?”
Marko: This bitch is sick.
“The girl is under the stairs; she won’t come out.”
TLB: *watching intently*
“DINNERTIMEEEE”
David: Maybe divorce woulda been easier *giggling*
Dwayne: At some point it shoulda been.
Paul: Is he trying to kill her?
Marko: Where the hell did that stupid yeti go?
“No good at all in bed, when was the last time you were a man in our bed?”
David: *snickering*Ruthless
Marko: Wow this thing can really sleep through an episode.
“Just tell it to call ya billy.”
David, Dwayne: *cracking tf up*
*Closing the crate*
Dwayne: I can’t believe this thing never broke out of a stupid wooden crate.
Paul: Where is he taking that thing?
Marko: Bet he’s gonna kill it.
David: He’s definitely gonna kill it.
Dwayne: I’d kill it.
Paul: WHY?
Marko: The hell do you mean ‘why’?
Paul: He was just hungry! Like us! You wouldn’t kill us!
David: *takes a swig* Sometimes, I think about it.
Dwayne: Let’s get a big crate to put Paul in
Paul: NOOOOOOOOO
Dwayne: Ah we’re just kidding Paulie * reaches behid Marko to punch Paul’s arm*
“That thing is drowned in its box 70ft down.”
David: It survived 150 years, no food, no water, no sunlight. Bet it’s not dead.
Marko: Oh, NOW he breaks out of the damn box.
Dwayne: The damn thing was just being lazy.
Paul:
Paul: You guys don’t actually think theres yetis do ya?
Marko, Dwayne, David:
David: That one really scared ya, eh?
Paul: Just a bit
Marko: We could kill a yeti no problem!
Dwayne: Yea, and then Marko would have something new n’ furry to tie to his bike haha!
Story Five: They’re Creeping Up on You
*Scientist and a jukebox come into frame*
Dwayne: Man, haven’t seen one of those in a while.
Paul: They were soo cool.
Marko: You think that vaccum thing could suck other stuff?
David: I DARE you to put your dick in that.
“There’s not gonna be anymore damn bugs!”
David: *eating the last popcorn in his hand* What the hell did bugs do ta him?  *snorts*
Marko: Thank God we’re never gonna go bald.
Dwayne: Max can’t say the same.
Paul: *snickers*
“They’re dying of carbon monoxide poisoning.”
Paul: Hey, David, what’s carbon monoxide?
David: Poison
Marko: THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN APARTMENT?
Dwayne: Bet he’d have a stroke if he saw the cave.
Paul: Yeah, but we don’t have a ‘bug problem’
David: Not one that matters.
*Cockroach on his glove*
Paul: EW EW EW NAStYYYYY
Marko: SICK
Dwayne: Guess they’re not gonna put the ‘no animals were harmed in the making of this film’ at the end.
David: Oh, that’s seriously a bad roach problem.
“Yes, he told me your husband went out with a ‘bang.’”
Paul: This guy is a serious douche.
Marko: *winces* I feel bad for laughing.
“You can take your wife and kids to Disneyworld on your fucking welfare check.”
Dwayne: I’m gonna eat this guy.
*Checks the food processor*
Marko: Omg, he didn’t…
Dwayne: He did!
Paul: I’m gonna be sick *fake sobs*
David: Hey, I kinda like that trick
“You people, people of color”
Marko, Paul: Woah
Dwayne: Not shocked
David: I’ve never heard a black person talk like that in real life, why do they make them talk like that?
Dwayne: T’s Hollywood man, they’re super fucking racist.
*Roaches in the ceiling, drain, walls*
Dwayne: Hey now, this shit is starting to make me itch.
Marko: Tell me about it. I used to live in New York, it’s really fucking bad.
Paul: Maybe he should just move.
David: *takes a long swig*
Paul: *starts itching vigorously*
*In the clean room* “I hope you die.”
Dwayne, Marko: *shudders*
Paul: Oh gnarly! I’m gonna hurl.
David: *subtly itches his forearms*
“What’s the matter Mr. Pratt, bugs got your tongue?”
Paul: Oh, I’m not hungry anymore *gags*
Closing Scene:
*Garbage men come into frame*
TLB: *scratching*
“We can’t get a voodoo doll?”
TLB: *still itching and scratching*
*Voodoo Doll scene*
Marko: *scratching his thighs* good for him, he got the doll to work
Paul: *scratching his neck* Yeah, those things never worked, remember the one we got for Max
Dwayne: *scratching his arms* Actually, me n David got it to work
*Roll credits; the boys get up to leave*
Marko: Really? *Scratching his shoulders*
David: *scratching his stomach* Yeah, see the trick was to use both our magic, instead of one
Paul: *scratching the backs of his hands* So what did you guys do?
David: We set him on fire.
Marko: Ah
Marko: Hey, lets go burry me!
Dwayne: Anything to get those damn roaches out of my mind.
TLB: *shudder*
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Cat!max who couldn’t help his natural reaction to being around his dad, because even though he seems to believe that how he was treated when he was young was good for him, some part of his brain knew that it hurt when he got hit or yelled at, and so naturally sometimes he couldn’t help it, his subconscious reaction to his dad coming close to him was for his ears to go flat agains his head and for him to hiss, an angry growl coming out of his throat. This naturally always lead to a really angry Jos, and that never went well for max (not sure if you’re comfortable talking about it, but we know if Jos got that angry he WOULD get physical. He’s literally been arrested for domestic abuse).
So with his new Dom, the Dom who actually treats him right, he’s naturally wary. He hasn’t been treated well in the past, but maybe some part of him could tell that you were better so the hissing, growling, none of that happened? Which was maybe part of the reason why max could tell that some part of him trusted you. But then one day he comes home from dinner with his dad, and he’s clearly upset and angry and traumatised, and when his Dom tries to reach out to comfort him, he can’t help it. Because every time he’s near his father or Jos scolds him or yells at him, he just feels like that little kitten again who just wanted his dad to approve of what he did and just wanted a hug. So when his son reaches for him, max freezes, anger written all over his face, and lets out an angry hiss, his lightly tan cat ears pressed flat back against his head, an angry yowl escaping him. And then the moment she recoils, because what else is she going to do, max realises what he just did and he throws himself onto his knees and wraps his arms around her legs and begs for her to punish him. To spank him, edge him, put his cock in a cage, anything. He’ll take any kind of punishment to make up for what he just did.
And I can’t think of the rest of this I’m sorry, it was just floating around my head. I have therapy in an hour and I’m still in bed lol.
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Holy fucking shit I ADORE this. We need to talk more about the hybrid!au in general, but cat!max? Oh my god I love it. This is incredible. 10/10. I also made this a mix of the hybrid and d/s au, since you mentioned Doms, so this is now tagged as the 'hybrid d/s au and I would LOVE for us to discuss this au more.
Over time, his dad just accepted that max was a hissy cat hybrid and worked around it, assuming that max's reaction was ridiculous and meant nothing. Max would still hiss and flatten his ears, even swiping at his dad when he came too close but his dad just stopped reacting to it, laughing it off and completely ignoring that the behaviour was a result of max feeling unsafe.
I also think that maybe max is almost ashamed of this behaviour? He believes that his dad's treatment of him was fair, that it was how he got to where he is. But despite this belief, he still hissed and swiped at his dad when he came too close or spoke too harshly. It felt like max's own body was betraying him, working against him.
And of course his dad always doubled down on this, telling max that in order to succeed, he needed to suppress all his cat hybrid instincts and be 'normal'. So his very natural reactions to feeling unsafe became something he was ashamed of, maybe even punished for.
He had the exact same reactions to his previous dom, but that person was basically the same as his dad in his eyes.
He fully expects the same struggles with the new dom christian forced on him, but that never happens. You never make him feel unsafe? And maybe you even encourage his cat hybrid instincts, letting him play and getting him scratching posts and scratching him behind the ears.
Needless to say, his instincts LOVE you. He has never felt so safe and so secure.
(Sidenote: maybe you helping him accept his cat side makes his reactions to his dad even worse? Because he gets used to not suppressing his instincts)
I definitely agree that the first time it happens with you, it's after a dinner with his dad. Maybe you even told him not to go to the dinner and he disobeyed you, going anyway. You're waiting for him when he gets back, and he's absolutely traumatised, but he's also even more scared when he sees you because he knows he directly disobeyed you.
Max is an even worse state than you expected, and your immediate priority was obviously comforting him and making sure he was okay before you even thought about the punishment. Max doesn't know this though, and so when you reach for him he hisses and swipes at you, ears pinned back.
You step away of course, raising your hands to try and show him that you mean no harm and giving him some space.
Max freezes, not believing what he just did. He couldn't believe he just did that to you.
Immediately he's begging for forgiveness, telling you he'll take whatever punishment you want him to, that he will make this better, that he promises you he will never do it again.
Your heart just breaks for him, because that reaction was clearly one he didnt do on purpose and he was clearly feeling threatened. You should be the one apologising to him, because you were the one who made him feel unsafe.
And maybe that's the way to handle it?
You start apologising to him, promising him that you will never make him feel that way again.
And Max, poor sweet max who loves you so so much, immediately says that it wasn't your fault, that you were only trying to help him and you didn't mean to make him react that way. He stops himself mid sentence, realising what you just did and whining before throwing himself in your arms.
He's so upset and confused and he doesn't know what to believe anymore, but he knows he loves you and for now, that's enough.
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cho-aaacho · 7 months
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(Flufftober 2023) Meet Cute
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Flufftober 2023 Masterlist I Prompts List
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Tags : Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Meet-Cute, How I Met Your Father, Flufftober 2023, Reader is genderless
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(Flufftober 2023 Day 11)
A dimly lit hallway stretches endlessly before you, resembling a black cave to your senses. The cheap lamp cast creepy shadows in the atmosphere, and its faded, cheap paint whispered an eerie soul. A silence lingers uneasily throughout the entire hallway.
With hushed steps, you walk gently alongside your supervisor, a man in the prime of his 30s. His charming smile curled on his lips, making your level of nervousness increase to the max.
His hair, a gentle glow of a soft, cloudy afternoon, framed his face, giving him a good combination of coldness and warmth. He gingerly cradled his hands on a clipboard, checking his handwritten notes while nibbling his pen.
"Let's see if everything is well prepared." He drew near, a wave of nervousness starting to wash over your senses.
As he enjoyed your reaction, he asked. "Are you okay? You seem nervous."
A knowing smile graced your lips as you replied, "This is my first day at work; of course, I feel nervous, Mr. Zinoviev!"
You met his gaze, and he was shaking his head. "Well, that's obvious for a newcomer. But don't worry; your partner is a professional. He was so good at lightening the mood; that's why I chose him."
You barely know much about your new partner. Nikolai only mentioned him twice until fate interfiled you with him. Initially, he contemplated pairing you with another colleague, but after receiving an anonymous email that was flying across his computer, he canceled the plan.
Carlos Oliveira, he said. A golden employee in this corporation. Everyone's favorite. The embodiment value of this corporation. Who doesn't resist the charm of such a coworker?
Nikolai hinted that Carlos was the same age as you, so he's thinking that you can get along easily with someone your age.
"So this is it!"
With a flame of spirit, Nikolai reaches for the doorknob. Only to discover a young man standing gracefully in front of a photocopier. His hands cradled a mountain of paperwork, an aura of solemnity reflecting in his eyes.
Nikolai says. "Carlos, meet your new coworker. Why don't you greet our new coworker?"
Carlos turned his gaze to you and shared the warmth inside his heart with your presence. As he is walking near you and Nikolai, a glimpse of a smile curls on his lips.
"Hello, I'm Carlos Oliveira; may I assist you, shall we?"
A rising tide of nervousness flooded your senses. Your gaze drifted to Carlos' face, adorned by a gentle smile from him. His smile makes you tempted to run away from the scene because, oh my God, his smile possesses an almost magnetic charm.
"Uh, thank you. Oliveira."
Carlos waved his hands with a casual gesture. "There is no need to be so formal. We're partners now."
He guided you to your desk, powered up the computer, and handed you a small amount of paperwork. Patiently, he explains each detail, his eyes scanning back to you. Occasionally, he leaned in closer to examine your work on the computer; sometimes his face was so close that you could feel his warmth and breath brushing your ear. At times, his hand grazed yours as he tried to move the mouse.
A light chuckle came from his mouth as he noticed your nervousness. "Don't be so nervous around me. I don't bite. By the way, how about we grab lunch after this? Nikolai is so bad at selecting a good restaurant. So I think you can probably help me with this situation."
He leaned in closer and tapped your shoulders. "Let's go; what are you waiting for?"
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the--blackdahlia · 8 months
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Two of a Kind (Working on a Full House) (MJF x Adam Cole)
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Title: Two of a Kind (Working on a Full House)
Summary: Double or Nothing Weekend in Vegas. What could possibly go wrong?
Warnings: Mild dub-con, implied drunk sex, language, angst with a happy ending, drinking
The lights were too bright as Adam slowly opened his eyes. It wasn’t even that bright in the room, but when the alcohol was gone and just left its nasty aftertaste, everything was too bright. The room was spinning slightly as he shut his eyes, savoring the darkness and enjoying the arms wrapped around him.
What…what?
Adam’s eyes snapped back open. He looked down and, sure enough, there were a pair of arms wrapped around him, holding him close to whoever was behind him. Okay, so he had brought someone back to the room. That would explain why his ass hurt. God, Max was going to kill him for doing that. Especially if he had to go sleep somewhere else.
Glancing over at the bed across from him, he saw it was empty. Either Max had gone somewhere else when Adam brought back his date, or he had left early to get breakfast or something. All Adam knew was he wasn’t there, and he was praying that the person behind him wasn’t Roddy.
Adam was trying to figure out what to do. The arms around him were pretty strong, so he’d have to wake up whoever it was. He groaned softly, trying to figure out what he should do. His phone was right there on the nightstand. He could text Max and ask for his help getting rid of the guy. He slowly reached for his phone when something on his left hand caught his attention. 
A black and gold silicon band hugged his ring finger, right underneath the Dynamite Diamond ring.
Oh.
Oh no.
Adam slowly turned his head as far as he could to see if he could see the face of the man behind him. He could see a mop of curly hair, and he caught a whiff of very familiar cologne. A panic started to overtake Adam as he wiggled out of the arms and quickly stood up.
“Oh god…” Adam gasped. Sure enough, Max was lying there, slowly starting to wake up from Adam pulling away from him. Adam took in the sight before him. Empty bottles on the nightstand by his phone, condoms thrown off to the side, their clothes in a pile at the foot of the bed. Max was naked in the bed, and Adam had been just a moment ago.
Before Adam could stop himself, a scream spilled from his lips, jolting Max awake.
“What? What’s going on?” He asked, sitting up quickly. He and Adam stared at each other. “Uh, brochacho, why are you naked and screaming?”
“Why am I…why are you naked in my bed?!”
“Naked in your…” Max lifted the blanket that had pooled around his waist. Sure enough, not an article of clothing to be seen. He dropped the blanket and caught sight of his own left hand. A matching black and gold silicon ring to the one Adam was wearing. “What the fuck?”
“Trust me, I know!” Adam held up his hand to show Max the ring on his own. Max quickly grabbed his hand.
“Why do you have my diamond ring?” He asked.
“Fuck if I know! Just take it.” Adam slid the ring off and handed it back to Max, just leaving the silicon band.
“How much did we drink last night?” Max was taking in all the same things that Adam had. Adam grabbed a pair of underwear from his bag and slipped them on. “We just had a couple of drinks, right?”
“I think so? I don’t really remember,” Adam sighed. “I just remember Dax and Cash buying beers, and then we decided to go play mini golf with Yuta and Claudio. That was the last thing I remember.”
“Well, the aftertaste in my mouth isn’t whatever white trash beer FTR decided to buy us,” Max rubbed his eyes. “My mother is going to kill me.”
“Why?”
“I got married and didn’t even tell her. She’s going to cut my balls off.”
“...You just found out you married your tag team partner and you’re worried about your mom?!”
“I’m worried about other things too Adam!” Max looked around. “Like where the hell is the Triple B?”
“Did you lose on Collison or something?”
“Now is NOT the time to be making jokes Adam.”
Max was out of bed and tearing the room apart to find his belt. Adam went to look in the bathroom, because weirder things had happened, when he came upon a piece of paper. A marriage license. For the marriage of Maxwell Jacob Friedman and Adam Friedman.
What. The. Fuck.
Adam quickly headed into the bathroom. After not seeing the Triple B anywhere, he decided to use these moments alone to try to compose himself. He splashed some water on his face and looked in the mirror. Thankfully, no Mike Tyson tattoo and no missing teeth. And there was no tiger in the bathtub. There was just a mocking black and gold ring and a pain that proved they had been together the night before. After calming himself down, he headed back into the room to a scene that was anything but calm.
“I can’t find her!”
“Her?”
“The Triple B!” Max had torn apart their bags, their clothes all over the floor.
“Can you put some pants on and we’ll look together?” Adam asked, which got Max to stop for a second, realizing he was, in fact, still naked.
“Don’t like the view hubby?” Max asked, making Adam glare.
“Okay, fine, you can look for the belt yourself.”
“Oh come on babe, I was kidding…”
“Max, thin ice,” Adam growled. “Come on. Let’s get dressed. We’ll see if it’s at the desk.”
After getting dressed and making sure sunglasses were firmly on their heads, they headed to the front desk. Max had to be restrained when the poor desk girl said that she hadn’t seen it.
“Okay, okay. Let’s go get breakfast and we’ll figure something out,” Adam told him. “It has to be around here somewhere.”
The two found a cafe and were seated outside. Adam was not paying attention as Max ordered them mimosas for their drinks. He was too busy looking at the menu and staring at the ring on his finger.
“I really thought after last night, more alcohol would be the last thing you’d want,” Yuta said as he and Claudio took their seats at the table next to Adam and Max. Adam was frozen mid-sip, realizing the orange juice wasn’t exactly orange.
“How much did we drink?” Adam asked, setting the glass down.
“I don’t know about afterward, but with us, shots flowed like water,” Claudio chuckled. “We might have had a little drinking game going.”
****
The Day Before
“You miss, you take a shot?” Yuta suggested.
“We’ll all be too drunk to make a shot,” Adam told him.
“Okay, well what do you have in mind, Bay Bay?”
“Someone makes a hold in one, everyone takes a shot?” Max suggested. He missed the wicked look on Claudio’s face.
“Excellent,” He chuckled. “Let’s get to it.”
By the 10th hole, Max and Adam were starting to feel buzzed. No one bothered to tell them that on top of everything else that the superhuman known as Claudio was good at, mini-golf was on the list. And Yuta had gotten a few too, meaning that Max and Adam were several shots down at this point.
“That was fun!” Yuta laughed, slightly buzzed at the end of the course.
“Fun for you guys maybe,” Adam grumbled.
“Oh come on, at least we didn’t make you do karaoke or something,” Yuta slapped his shoulder. “Maybe you two should go get some dinner.”
“Not going with us?” Max asked.
“We have some things to attend to,” Claudio explained before walking off with Yuta, leaving Max and Adam to their own devices.
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Present Day
“What happened after that?” Adam asked. Yuta shrugged.
“You guys went off to get dinner and we went to use our room’s jacuzzi.”
“You’re not very helpful, you know that?” Max snapped.
“You’ll have to excuse Max. He lost something very important,” Adam explained, trying to keep the peace. Lord knows he didn’t want Yuta to run and tell Mox that he needed to fight Max.
“His championship?” Claudio looked Max over. “I know that by the 12th hole, you were letting people take pictures with it.”
“I let poors touch the Triple B?!” Max asked, absolutely horrified. To the point Yuta, Adam, and Claudio all started laughing. “Did one of these, these western, desert-dwelling, Fallout wannabes take it?” Adam looked at Max. Did he make a video game reference? To a game that Adam had off-handedly said he was going to play on the plane?
“No, you did have it when we left you,” Claudio told him. Max breathed a sigh of relief, but that was quickly replaced with more worry at where the hell his belt was.
The rest of the breakfast was pretty uneventful. Yuta and Claudio made small talk, and for the most part, Adam and Max did their best to keep it up. It felt like just two couples having brunch. Nothing more. After the pancakes were eaten and the mimosas drank, Max and Adam headed back out to see if they could find the belt.
“Well, at least we know that you didn’t let some random mini-golfer walk off with it,” Adam shrugged. “I just wish we knew more about what we did last night, so we could retrace our steps.”
“We got lucky with Swiss and Yoots. What’s the likelihood that our next piece will fall right into our laps?”
“Hey! What rhymes with homewrecker?” Someone called from the right of them. Max and Adam looked to see Anthony and Max Caster sitting in the shade of some trees, notebook laid open in front of Caster. “Adam should know all about that.”
“Excuse me?” Adam asked, walking towards the Acclaimed.
“After what you did last night? To me?” Caster laid a hand over his heart, and Anthony rolled his eyes.
“He’s just being a little overdramatic because of what happened last night,” Anthony explained. Max and Adam glanced at each other.
“What…happened?” Max asked. Caster glared at him.
“Your little “engagement” at dinner? Remember?”
****
The Night Before
“This place looks nice and sobering,” Adam told Max as they approached the restaurant. Of all places to pick, they were going to Margaritaville. Max had seen a sandwich board with drinks on it, and he wanted to try the pretty blue one. 
“What are you two doing here?” Anthony asked as Max and Adam were seated at a table near them, appetizer and drink orders placed. It was obvious they were having a good time thanks to liquid courage.
“Food. Gotta sober up,” Adam told him. Their brightly colored drinks were settled in front of them along with a large plate of volcano nachos. 
“Yeah, those drinks are not going to sober you up,” Caster laughed.
“I dunno, I’m feeling pretty good,” Max smirked over at the Acclaimed. “Where’s your daddy?”
“Austin and Colton have visitation this weekend. He’ll be back in our custody tomorrow night,” Anthony munched on a stick of celery from the wings that were between the two.
After some banter and burgers between the two tag teams, Max’s eyes fell on a beautiful chocolate lava cake that was being brought over to a table not too awfully far from theirs. He looked at Adam then with a wicked smile.
“Want a lava cake?” He asked.
“Always!”
“Then play along, okay?” Max slipped his diamond ring off his finger and knelt on the ground. “Adam, I know we didn’t always like each other, but these last few months together have meant more to me than you can ever imagine. Will you do me the honor of marrying me?” Adam, in his drunken mind, found himself giddy at the thought of marrying Max. He had a big smile on his face as he nodded.
“Yes!” Adam smiled at Max. People around then clapped and cheered. Even Anthony, until Caster stamped on his foot then booed.
“That’s my boyfriend,” Caster grumbled.
“Not anymore man. He’s Adam’s,” Anthony laughed.
Not long after, the staff brought a cake out for Adam and Max to enjoy, and a couple bought them some more drinks.
The two stumbled out of the restaurant later, full of alcohol and high on each other, holding hands as they left and not letting go as they headed down the strip and out of view of the Acclaimed.
****
Present Day
“Explains how I got your ring,” Adam shrugged. “Doesn’t explain these though.” Caster noticed the silicon bands then and his eyes widened.
“You got married?!”
“Run!” Max quickly took off running, leaving Adam standing there.
“Uh, great seeing you guys!” Adam said before quickly following Max. “Max, why didn’t you ask them about your belt?”
“And give them more material to use in a rap? I don’t think so.”
Adam didn’t really say much more as he and Max continued to try to retrace their steps. They headed to the restaurant from the night before, getting warm smiles from the staff that had been present for their engagement. But they didn’t have the belt.
“You put it on him before you left,” The girl told Max. “Said it made his eyes pretty.”
“I…” Max and Adam both blushed.
“Did you see where we went when we left?” Adam asked, taking over the conversation.
“I think you headed over towards the strip?”
“Thanks for your help,” Adam signed before he and Max headed back out. They were about a block from the strip, and with no idea what happened after they left Margaritaville, their leads had come to an end. “Max, we need to talk about the other thing.”
“What other thing?”
“You know, the marriage thing,” Adam held up his hand. “I know you don’t want this. I don’t want this. So after we find the Triple B, let’s head over to the Clark County Courthouse and get an annulment.”
“Oh…” Max looked more defeated than he had just a few minutes ago, and it absolutely broke Adam’s heart.
“I mean, you don’t really want to be married to me, do you?” Adam asked. Max was quiet for a second.
“Let’s just go find my damn belt,” He mumbled. He didn’t say much, but it gave Adam all the answers he needed. They weren’t supposed to be in love. They were friends and that was it. But maybe there were more feelings behind a lava cake engagement and a chapel wedding than Adam thought. For both of them.
They had just stepped onto the strip when a voice started calling their names.
“Adam! Max!” RJ called. “There you are! Finally!”
“RJ? What’s up?” Adam asked, turning towards him. RJ held out the belt then.
“Thing is a lot heavier than it looks,” He laughed. “I had to stop Charlie from just taking it.”
“You had my baby?!” Max took the belt and hugged it against him.
“You gave it to me last night over at Venus Garden, and then we’re too busy trying not to undress each other to pick it up.”
“Venus Garden? Is that a strip club or something?”
“No. The Chapel at Ceasers. You guys dragged me, Charlie, Trent, and Chuck there as witnesses.”
****
The Night Before
“I can’t believe we’re doing this!” Adam was giggling as Max led him towards the chapel. “Wait!”
“What?”
“We’re not dressed for the occasion!” Adam told him. “And we don’t have witnesses!”
“Hey, there’s some losers over there. Let’s get them,” Max held Adam’s hand as they headed over to Chuck, Trent, RJ, and Charlie, who had just left their own dinner and were going to film some BTE skits for Brandon while Nick and Matt were blowing their money in a casino or a shoe store. 
“Hey fives,” Max greeted as he and Adam approached the group. “Us tens need witnesses.”
“For an alibi?” RJ asked.
“We’re getting married!” Adam giggled, showing his hand with the diamond ring on it.
“Fuck,” Trent slapped a twenty in Chuck’s hand. “I didn’t think they’d go through with it.”
“Are you coming or not?” Max huffed. The four looked at each other before following the couple back to the chapel. They were in complete shock at how loving Adam and Max were being with each other. Adam kissing Max’s cheek, Max holding onto Adam. It was like they had all stepped into the Twilight Zone.
“What names are we putting on here? Adam and Max Cole?” Adam asked, making Chuck laugh. “What?”
“Max Cole sounds like a porn star,” He was trying so hard to not laugh harder.
“You know, Adam Friedman doesn’t sound half bad,” Adam shrugged.
“I totally agree,” Max nodded.
They somehow managed to fill out the paperwork and picked out the rings. Since they were athletes, the lovely woman at the desk suggested silicon rings. She got those ready while everything was set up for the actual ceremony.
“We picked the wrestling package,” Adam told the gius. “It’s going to be awesome!”
That’s how the four were set in pews, watching as someone dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage performed a ceremony for Max and Adam.
“I now pronounce you Mr. Maxwell Jacob Friedman and Mr. Adam Friedman. You may kiss each other.”
Max was so gentle as he cupped the back of Adam’s neck and pulled him in for a kiss. It was so cute, sweeter than anything any of them had seen in a movie recently. To the point that Chuck even had to wipe his eyes.
“You okay man?” Trent asked.
“I love weddings,” Chuck smiled as Trent rolled his eyes.
After making sure the witnesses signed a form saying, yes, the wedding was valid, Max took hold of Adam’s hand and dragged him out of the chapel and down the strip.
“Hey! Wait! You forgot your…” RJ called after them, but they were in a rush to start their wedding night. “Well, guess I’m AEW Champion for the night.”
“Schiavone is more of a champion than you,” Charlie mumbled, making Trent and Chuck burst out laughing.
“Should I go take it to them?”
“Only if you want to see some things that you won’t be able to unsee,” Trent shrugged. “I gotta go find Hunk now.” He and Chuck left then. RJ just tossed the belt onto his shoulder and headed back to his hotel.
****
Present Day
“Macho Man? We got married by Macho Man?” Max asked.
“Are you sure it wasn’t just Jay Lethal?” Adam asked. RJ shook his head.
“Nope. It was an actual ordained person dressed as Macho Man. And we all signed the marriage stuff. You are 100% married.”
“Yeah, and we’ll soon be 100% divorced,” Max whispered. The pain in his voice stabbed Adam straight in the heart. “Well, we got the belt. Let’s go find the courthouse.”
“Sex that bad?” RJ asked, making Max glare at him. “Okay, I’m shutting up. Have fun!” Max stormed off, Adam not far behind.
“Max, wait,” Adam reached out, but Max pulled away. “What is wrong? We got your belt back. Isn’t that what you wanted?”
“I don’t want to be divorced at 27!” Max yelled. “You ever think that maybe there was some truth behind this besides being drunk and wanting a lava cake? Why do you think I insisted on sharing hotel rooms with you? Not because I can’t afford them. Or why I bought a fucking, what are they called, Steam Deck? And a Nintendo Switch? And like, I watch your Twitch streams and watch video playthroughs of absolutely shitty people playing really dumb but really pretty Japanese games? Because I fucking love you, okay?!”
“You…you love me?” Adam asked.
“Let’s just go find this fucking courthouse and get this over with. We have shit to do tonight and I don’t want to have this hanging over my head when I’m beating Joe’s ass.” Max pulled out his phone to call for an Uber.
Adam tried to talk to him in the Uber, but anything he said didn’t seem like it would be good enough. Adam wanted to tell Max that he had researched different Jewish customs, that he had taken up listening to the music Max recommended and had even turned it into a playlist that he’d listen to. Or that he always got excited when he’d see Max’s name show up on his Twitch stream and had to fight the urge to call him and get him to collaborate on a video.
Oh shit.
He was in love with Max too.
“Here we are,” The Uber driver stopped in front of the courthouse. Max and Adam climbed out, Adam thanking the driver. Max was already walking into the courthouse and searching out the self-service area.
“Max, wait,” Adam said, but Max shook his head.
“Let’s go sit out on the picnic table and look through this,” Max said. “I’m not too sure about the rules.” Adam followed Max back outside with the paperwork. Max tossed the papers onto the picnic table and sat down, staring at everything.
“Max…” Adam took the papers from him, making the younger man look up at him. “Maybe I was too harsh too fast. Maybe…maybe we could give this marriage thing a try?” He took the paperwork and ripped it in half, making Max’s eyes widen. “I’m willing to try if you are.”
“I’d like that,” Max smiled at him. Adam leaned across the table and kissed Max, smiles on both of their faces. “You made me waste $25 getting an Uber here.”
“Well, gave me time to think.” Adam laughed.
“Wanna go back to the hotel until we have to go to the area?” Max asked.
“I’d love nothing more.”
****
6 Months Later
Word had spread quickly about Max and Adam’s marriage, especially after Roddy saw them kissing backstage and ran off. Things seemed to be going great, they went on dates, they traveled together, Adam was learning more about Max’s heritage, and Max was finding that Adam’s nerdy hobbies really weren’t that nerdy after all.
And then Max’s mom invited them to Long Island. Max had been nervous leading up to the trip, but Adam couldn’t figure out why. She had taken it very well considering her son had gotten married at a chapel in Vegas to his tag team partner.
“Max, I’ve met your parents several times. I don’t understand why you’re so nervous.”
“It just feels different this time…” Max shrugged.
They arrived at Max’s parent's house in time for dinner. Adam was shocked as he walked in and saw his mom talking with Max’s mom. The dads were in the man cave, sharing a beer. And before too long, they were all gathered around the dining room table for an amazing dinner. Adam noticed that Max was fidgety more than normal. 
“Everything okay?” Adam whispered under the cover of conversation.
“Everything’s great!” Max smiled at him. Adam nodded, not 100% sold, but he didn’t want to push too much.
A little bit later, Max stood up. His mom had a knowing smile on her face as he cleared his throat.
“I want to thank you all for getting here,” Max started, turning to look at Adam. “I know that we’re already married, and everything didn’t exactly go the way either of us really planned. I want to do this right. Now over a free lava cake with Cheeseburger in Paradise playing in the background.” Max knelt in front of Adam, holding up a ring box. “Adam Cole, will you do me the honors of properly marrying me?” Adam smiled, nodding.
“Yes Max, I will.”
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