I watched Generation Loss
Is ok, cool to see a passion project like this get off the ground
Charlie and Jerma were fucking load bearing in this though, they’re the only two with actual proper improv skills.
Also, Binyot got his fucking skull crushed with an anvil, amazing content
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favorite part of teaching?
There's not a lot about teaching that I don't like, so it's hard to pick a favourite, but the best part to me is probably the unhinged comments my students make on occasion. For example:
"Leeches: the original tampon"
"SODIUM IS NOT A METAL" (screamed) (in my science class)
"Get you and your friends into the christmas spirit the old fashioned way by murdering a man"
"Where can I buy human skin? I need new ones"
"I could buy so many children with that"
Along with that one time my students tried to start a cult with me as their god. It was stopped within the week.
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had one of those once in a lifetime dinner events, the kind that goes on for hours and hours and hours. they let us explore the kitchen and have all the appetizers and then we got a six. course. fucking. meal. call it a late birthday present!
i was starting to freak out about the noise when the maitre d' saw me and zoomed over to tell me about her not to secret quiet place in the wine cellar. she's my new favorite person. she found us extra cookies.
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notes on eating a pomegranate
i love pomegranate flavoured and scented things, so in the name of enrichment i decided to buy one whole. i had previously bought already prepared seeds, but this was still An Experience
i used the kind of "cut off a lid and then score off the individual segments, then peel" method - it worked reasonably well
use a sharp knife. one with a wicked little curve and a pointy tip is recommended
when you first cut it, you will hit some of the seeds which will cause it to bleed. this is inevitable.
i now understand: why it's in the story of hades and persephone. the outside is a sweet blush and even if you know, you won't be prepared for the darkness within.
now i understand: there is a reason why it's called pomme-granate, garnet-apple. hades is not only god of death, but also of wealth. when you crack it open the faceted, darkly translucent seeds sparkle like gems. the experience is not unlike eating a geode, crunchy and satisfying
the experience is not unlike eating a human heart, either. while it cracks open easily in your hands, there is a careful application of violence and removal of soft, delicate membranes involved that it's hard to forget that this used to be a living thing
i do not understand: how persephone stopped after six seeds. it's delicious but not quite enough - i devoured the whole thing standing at the kitchen counter, alone.
after you're done, it will have left blood-red splatters all over your face, but they will wipe away easily enough
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y'know seeing how many mutuals of mine who are far more into bee gee three than I never actually finished it is... interesting and it does have me wondering if i never finished it, i'd like it more too
bc y'know what i remember from the ending the most as far as just... experience goes? the bugs, the damned game breaking bugs that kinda just clustered at the end of the game for me, seriously I ran into 3 of them in quick succession and I spent more time researching how to get around those than playing the final stretch of the game so the actual climax of the game was just... infinite frustration and reading reddit threads for me
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unfortunately i subscribe to the “thomas howard killed ephraim winslow after and partially due to a terrible hookup they had in the woods” school of thought
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