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Late Nights in the Office
Something a bit different from me this time. The headcanon channel on the @harrypocter server has opened my eyes to the amazing-ness that is Auror!Padma.
Thanks to @lanaturnergetup for beta-ing!
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'The Witch Weekly Mail-In Matchmaking Service promises to match you with compatible singles from our extensive database! Just owl through your questionnaire and a recent photo and we'll do the rest!'
It was a joke, something Padma and Anthony did after a few too many drinks. But when a familiar face shows up in the pile of profiles, Padma can't help but be intrigued.
If only she hadn't packed it away with the files she'd borrowed from the office.
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It was late, so late that Padma had lost count of how many cups of coffee she’d had, but here she was, in the break room, leaning against the counter so she could read the file in her hands while she waited for the water to boil for the two more cups of the horrible instant coffee the Ministry provided. She’d give anything for a decent latte, but everything was closed at this time of night, so crappy instant coffee was their only source of caffeine. 
With the coffees made, both with a generous helping of milk and sugar to make it palatable, Padma tucked the file under her arm so she could carry them back to Harry’s office. 
It was only a month since Harry had been promoted to Deputy Head Auror, which came with the added benefit of a fancy office, complete with a surprisingly comfy couch. She nudged open the door with her hip and found Harry exactly where she’d left him, sitting cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by files pertaining to their case.
She hadn’t worked much with Harry in the early years of their time in the Auror department. While he had joined straight after the war, she’d chosen to complete her final year at Hogwarts. She’d wanted to complete her NEWTs, but more importantly, she wanted a year where she could just be a teenager whose biggest worry was whether she could get an O on her DADA exam and who she’d go to Hogsmeade with, instead of what disaster would befall the school that year.
By the time she’d completed her training, Harry naturally partnered with Ron on most cases, and then with Neville following Ron’s departure. It was only the year before, after Neville had left, that Padma approached Harry for help on her case, a string of robberies of Muggle jewellery stores that had evidence of magical involvement.
They worked well together; Padma’s logic and ability to find patterns balanced well with Harry’s gut instinct and his talent for reading suspects. It wasn’t anything official, but more often than not, Padma found herself asking Harry for his advice, or would find a note from him seeking her opinion on a lead.
It was nice having someone like Harry that she could rely on at work, even if it did result in her name ending up in the gossip columns more than she would like. No doubt she would see an article there sometime this week. All it would take was the wrong person to see them leaving the office together, late one night, and she would be the ‘exotic beauty’ who was ‘tempting him away from his faithful wife’ (even though last week they’d claimed that Ginny was off having a torrid affair with Oliver Wood).
Rita Skeeter really needed to come up with some new material.
‘Is it just me or is there a discrepancy in the transactions between the husband and wife’s vaults?’ Harry’s distracted question pulled Padma back to the room, where they were meant to be searching for any kind of link between the sudden appearance of a new party potion on the black market and their suspect's movements and financial records in preparation for their interviews in the morning. He handed her the parchment he had been reading and leaned back against the couch, roughly rubbing his face in an attempt to wake up. 
Padma took a look at the list of transactions he’d handed her, noting the ones he’d marked, ‘No, these are going to the wife’s second vault.’
‘She has a second vault?’ 
‘It’s a common practice for daughters of wealthy pureblood families. It will be one that she’s inherited as part of the terms of her marriage. She might have only been able to access the funds after she produced an heir, or the money might need to go back to her father’s family after her death.’ Padma twisted around so she could reach behind her and grabbed the file she’d been reading at home the night before that had the details for the additional vault. ‘Here, these are the transaction records for it.’ 
She handed him both the folders and checked her watch to find it was past two in the morning. With a sigh, she drank deeply from her coffee, grimacing at the taste as she picked up another file. Rich people really had too much money.
‘Padma?’
‘Hm?’
‘Why am I looking at a profile of Dean Thomas that’s telling me he particularly likes ‘taking time at the end of each day to unwind while sketching the beauty around him?’ 
Padma looked up sharply and easily recognised the parchment Harry held up. The blue Witch Weekly logo was stamped in the corner, Dean’s face grinned at her from his photo and a list of his attributes were listed below.
It had arrived the night before, along with about ten others from the Witch Weekly Mail-In Matchmaking Service . It had been a laugh, something she’d signed up for after too many wines with Anthony Goldstein during their monthly catch-up to moan about their jobs and their endless singledom.
Initially, they’d been tossed aside, but curiosity and boredom after reading endless lines of financial records had gotten the better of her. She’d flipped through the profiles, faces of unknown, unfamiliar wizards staring back at her; some showed a group of wizards where she had no idea who she was meant to be looking at and others seemingly decided that showing off their broomstick was more important than their actual face. The bios weren’t much better, with claims of ‘looking for a partner in adventure’ or that they ‘weren’t interested in endless letters’, rather that they wanted to go straight out for a date.
Looking to hook up and never write again was more likely.
Too bad Witch Weekly still refused to offer a ‘witch seeking witches’ option for their matchmaking service.
But then, suddenly, she wasn’t looking at the face of another stranger, but at someone very familiar to her.
She’d laughed at first, exhaustion from the case and the surprise at seeing Dean’s face staring out at her from the stack of Quidditch bros and unemployed ‘entrepreneurs’ giving her the giggles.
The bio was a bit ridiculous, not something she could imagine him writing for himself. Maybe it was all a trick. A prank played on him by one of his mates.
She’d put it aside, planning to show Parvati so they could a good giggle over it the next time she saw her, but Padma’s attention kept wandering, and she found herself picking up the unassuming piece of parchment once more. She’d gotten up to make a chai, and found herself reading over his bio again while she drank. His photo smiled and winked on a loop, and she started to feel her heart flutter. So she’d done the sensible thing and flipped the page over to focus on her work.
And clearly had packed it up with the financial records she’d been checking.
In Harry’s office, she lunged over the files on the floor, her cheeks burning as she tried to snatch the page from him, but he held it out of her reach. ‘‘ Dean is looking for a woman who puts family first and enjoys nights in on the couch.’ Is that you, Padma?’ asked Harry with a teasing grin.
She glared at him and managed to snatch the parchment from his hand. ‘I think I liked you better when you were a string bean who could barely look at a girl.’
Infuriatingly, Harry just grinned, unfazed by her insult. He nodded at the paper in her hand, ‘What is that anyway?’
‘You’ve never seen a matchmaking profile before? Oh right, you married your Hogwarts sweetheart.’ 
He laughed. ‘Technically we only started dating again after I’d left Hogwarts.’
‘ Technically , you’re annoying, Potter.’ 
Harry just grinned again, and silence fell across the room as they returned to their work. 
She managed to get through another couple of pages of transactions before her mind wandered back to Dean’s profile.
‘Anthony and I thought it would be a laugh,’ Harry looked up at her, face questioning, ‘signing up for the matchmaking service. It was a joke, really. I’d forgotten about it until last night when all these profiles showed up. I must have accidentally packed Dean’s away in the file.’
‘Right, okay.’ Harry said, turning back to the page again.
But Padma couldn’t concentrate. She kept thinking of Dean’s face, winking out at her from the page instead of focusing on the lines of numbers that weren’t making sense. 
‘I’m not going to owl him,’ she said. Harry looked up again and just nodded before once again turning back to the parchment in his hands.
But she still couldn’t focus. She tapped her quill against the page while watching a beetle crawl along the wall behind Harry and slip under the door. ‘Should I owl him?’ she asked.
This time when Harry dragged his gaze from the page he was reading he had a faintly amused look on his face, ‘Do we do this?’
‘Do what?’
‘Talk about our love lives.’
They did! Sometimes. Well, not really. Mostly only if something exciting had happened at one of Ginny’s matches, or if the latest date Padma had gone on had been hilariously awful.
‘It’s not my love life,’ grumbled Padma, ‘it’s me considering going on a date with an old friend.'
‘You and Dean were friends?’
‘Friendly enough.’
They fell silent, but nothing could get her focus back on the parchment in front of her. It was when Harry yawned that she threw them down. ‘Right, this is hopeless.’
Harry checked his watch with a grimace, then sighed. ‘We’ve got enough for the interview tomorrow. If that comes up with nothing we’ll come back to the files.’ 
‘You couldn’t have said that two hours ago?’
‘Two hours ago I thought there was more to be found!’
Padma flicked the crumpled-up paper from their long-eaten dinner of stale sandwiches at his face and started packing away the folders.
As they were heading to the Atrium to floo home, Padma’s thoughts kept straying to the parchment tucked safely in her bag. What she didn’t know was that at that moment, a letter was sitting on her kitchen table, from the same Wizard who hadn’t stopped thinking about her since he’d received her profile via Owl Post. 
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The Way To You: A Social Media AU
The Way To You: A Social Media AU https://ift.tt/LJ65wrt by AccioMjolnir Hermione Granger goes on a terrible blind date and texts Lavender for a Bestie Save... only to realize she has Lav's phone number saved incorrectly. That one misfired message will change her life. But first, she'll get to know the mysterious man on the other end... Words: 1383, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Marcus Flint Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Daphne Greengrass/Theodore Nott Additional Tags: Social Media, Social Media AU, Contemporary AU, Modern AU, This Is A World Where They All Have iPhones, Secret Identities, Mysterious Matchups, Gentle Winter Aesthetic, Mild Angst, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, World Travel, Long Distance Relationship, Background Potter Pregnancy, Draco Moonlighting In The Muggle World, Pianist Draco, bookstore owner Hermione via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/KhWesrt February 06, 2024 at 06:03PM
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"straight as a ruler"
Hey yall, here’s the long-awaited deamus fic that we’ve all been waiting for! If you want to follow my tumblr, it’s on my instagram profile now :). And if anyone from tumblr wants to follow my instagram, my handle’s @em.jade_dragon on there! Do like, share, save, reblog etc my posts, it really helps! More interaction (i.e interaction with my stories, commenting) would be very much appreciated :D. Anyways, without further ado, let’s get into things!
This is an eighth-year AU. TW/CW: food, alcohol, parties. stay safe everyone!
After the war, Professor McGonagall (now headmistress) invited all of the previous seventh-years back to Hogwarts to give them the chance to learn all of what they missed out on, as well as complete their NEWTs if they wished to do so. Most of the students did end up returning, even though a lot of them already had jobs (or offers that they had accepted).
The “eighth-years” were given their very own common room, and Dean was very glad for this.
It had been a relatively easy Saturday, and now, it was around 6pm, and the sun had just set. And because it was a Saturday, everyone was prepared for the event they all looked forward to - the weekly eight-year party. When Dean finally arrived on scene, albeit slightly late due to some solo quidditch practise (they didn't have any teams, but the eighth-years often had fun matches that were inter-house) to take his mind off something that had been bugging him for a while: Seamus. he couldn't quite put a finger on why he was having that nagging, butterfly-feeling in his stomach whenever he thought of his late best friend, but he kept on ignoring it hoping it'd go a way. He had the slightest suspicion what it might've been - after all, Dean was pretty sure he was pansexual, so it wasn't completely unexpected. But he'd intentionally tried to forget about it. He had, for a little, whilst he was outside, but now, as he entered the common room, he grew queasy again knowing his best friend would be looking for him.
As soon as he stepped foot inside, he noticed that a lot of people were already half-wasted. He must've been later than he thought.
"Dean-y, there you are!" He turned to see Ginny Weasley bounding towards him cheerfully, her eyes a little glassy. Other than that, she appeared to be pretty sober. "Gin, hey," Dean replied, giving her a light hug. They'd dated for a short while previously, but had broken it off after they both realised they were better of as friends. He was glad for that - they'd never have worked out, not when Ginny was practically in love with another classmate of theirs (spoiler alert - it wasn't Harry). He knew she, Neville and Luna had snuck into the party again. Not that anybody minded.
Ginny laughed loudly, and ran a hand through her cropped shoulder-length hair. She'd reportedly gotten Neville to cut it for her. "Needed a change", Dean remembered her telling him a month back. It suited her. "Dean, helloOo?" Ginny waved her hand in his face, and Dean blinked. "Come on, let's go say hi to everyone else!" she said, and promptly dragged him to the end corner of the room. There, on the couch, sat the golden trio, squished in with the bronze trio group. Neville and Luna were there too - Neville and Blaise were engaged in a flirty conversation on the floor, and Luna smiling fondly at them. She turned when Dean and Ginny approached.
"Oh, hello, Dean. How was quidditch practise?" she asked sweetly. He told her it was fine and she nodded. "Got a case of wrack spurts around you. Seamus, too."
Dean wondered what it meant. He was about to ask but before he could Ginny had strolled up to her girlfriend and had begun kissing Luna rather passionately. Sighing, he sat down near Blaise.
Hermione and Ron were cackling loudly with Pansy, who was telling a story involving Draco and the giant squid. Draco was silently sulking, leaning against Harry who was playing mindlessly with his partner's hair. "Dean, mate, you made it!" Harry said, nodding at him.
He smiled slightly. "Yeah. What'd I miss?" "Well, Dray here's been traumatised by Pansy and Ron and 'Mione-" "-They were not!-" Pansy cut in, now listening to the conversation as Hermione and Ron started discussing something about Percy Weasley and his new relationship with Oliver Wood.
Dean and Harry laughed. Malfoy scowled, but their eyes were light. "-Anyways, Ron and 'Mione and I had a fun time teasing Blaise and Nev, and at some point we were all dancing to ABBA music but we settled down again." Harry continued.
Ron nodded. He made a terrible impression of Parvati and Lavender, who had been singing along, before he stopped and seemed to remember something. "Oh yeah, and Seamus came looking for you. Not sure where he's gone now, but Luna said something about some girl rejecting him and now he's probably sulking-" Luna, by this point, had tuned into the conversation, with Ginny now sitting in her lap and gazing lovingly at her. "I never said she was a she, Ron. But yes, he had quite a lot of fuzz around his head." "You should go check on him, mate, he's your bestie!" Ginny suddenly exclaimed, her voice slurring. Dean nodded and got up, exiting the scene.
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Despite having left his circle of friends rather swiftly, Dean had been interrupted several times for small chats and drinks with people in the room before he could even start searching for Seamus. He'd heard the latest gossip from Padma Patil and Wayne Hopkins, been given a bottle of fire whisky from Theo Nott, and had discussed the uses of owl feathers with owl enthusiast Michael Corner. At this point he'd gotten rather tired and was a tad bit intoxicated.
He ended exiting the common room and heading down into a more quiet hallway to try and sober up, when he'd heard quiet sniffling in the corner. Curious, Dean cautiously approached the noise to find Seamus sitting hunched against the wall, a bottle cradled in his palms. When Dean approached him, Seamus looked up and wiped the tears from his eyes rather swiftly.
"Guess you finally decided to turn up whilst your best mate got his heart broken, huh?" he said bitterly, his Irish accent coming out thicker than it usually did. Dean's heart melted a little, and he felt incredibly guilty. "Seamus, I'm so sorry I was clearing my head out a bit at the quidditch pitch and lost track of time, I feel awful I-" Seamus put a hand up, telling him to stop. He stood up and put the bottle on the floor. Dean couldn't help but notice how soft Seamus' hair looked tonight, and how toned his muscles were through the thin school shirt. Seamus, unfortunately, noticed Dean's staring. "What're you staring at for?" "I- nothing", Dean said quickly, awkwardly scratching his neck, looking away at the wall for a second. He'd forgotten how incredibly fit the Irish boy was, even though he was both taller and more muscular than Seamus. They stood in silence a bit, before Seamus spoke up. "I asked someone out today. Thought I'd give m'self a shot, y'know? But they said no. It wasn't a girl who- who rejected me. It-" he breathed out shakily, and Dean realised how incredibly shattered he was, and put a hand on Seamus' arm without thinking about it too much. "-It was a guy. Stephen something from Ravenclaw."
Dean didn't know what to say. He had wondered if his best friend had been 'bent', but never really thought about it too deeply. Inwardly he felt his guts churn and he suddenly felt strangely content, but he wasn't sure why "I- I'm so sorry mate, that's awful," he began, and trying to lighten the atmosphere, continued, "Maybe Steph wasn't into white guys?" His best mate laughed, and it was a broken, hollow sound. "Thanks Dean-o, really makes meh feel better. Perhaps he's into you, eh?" "I- well I'm not into him-" he began, but Seamus cut him off. "Bloody no shit, you're straight as a ruler!"
"But I'm not. Straight as a ruler, you say. I'm- I think I'm pan, Shay." "I- what?" Somehow, without Dean realising, Seamus had brought his hands onto his chest. And now all he could feel was his calloused palms digging slightly onto his chest, over his erratically beating heart. "I thought I was the gay bloke out of the two of us! Like, I dunno, at least the only fruity one."
"I guess you thought wrong." Dean said awkwardly.
"I guess I did." They stood there for another minute, staring at each other.
And suddenly Dean remembered that he was still holding onto Seamus rather tightly, so he made to let go, when he felt hands sliding down to his waist and gripping him. Astonished, he glanced up from staring at the floor and looked into his best mate's deep brown eyes. He reached his other hand out unconsciously, cupping his chin. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" Shay said, the lilt in his tongue sounding for some reason really hot.
Next thing Dean knew, Seamus had crashed his lips onto him, pushing him into the opposite wall of the narrow corridor.
He didn't respond at first. Seamus stopped for a second, pulling back. "Kiss me back, you dolt, or I swear to merlin I'll be punching that fucking sexy face of yours-" Next thing Seamus knew, Dean was snogging him back.
~fin
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Star, July 20
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Tom Selleck walking away from Hollywood 
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Page 1: Five years after meeting on the set of Mad Men Jon Hamm and Anna Osceola are definitely a couple and they’re in love and have a lot in common 
Page 2: Contents, Prince Charles 
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Page 3: LOL! A roundup of the week’s WTF moments and other funny business -- song of the week is Double Trouble from Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, Kim Kardashian West sold a 20% stake in her beauty company KKW to Coty and revealed that her business is now worth $1 billion, although Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli resigned from their posh Bel-Air Country Club one member is in a huff because they could be reinstated after their prison release saying that the club has become a laughingstock, Beyonce and Jay-Z’s daughter Blue Ivy Carter became the youngest person to ever win a BET award adding to her already impressive resume at just 8 years old, Dame Judi Dench says doing TikTok videos with her grandson Sam Williams helped chase away the blues during lockdown 
Page 4: Peace talks for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie -- after battling over custody for years Brad and Angie find a new way to put their kids first 
Page 6: Margot Robbie and Kaley Cuoco who have both played Harley Quinn have been trash-talking each other behind the scenes -- studio and network bosses were hoping to get Margot and Kaley on stage together for a Meeting of the Harleys at the now-cancelled Comic-Con this summer but they both balked because not only is there professional jealousy they also just don’t like each other, Taylor Swift is feeling the FOMO as she watches former besties Gigi Hadid and Selena Gomez and Kendall Jenner and others having bikini-filled fun without her aboard yachts and private jets; they’re planning summer getaways together without dropping her an invite and her relationship with Joe Alwyn is to blame because after Taylor got serious with Joe she dropped her friends and got aloof and snobby but now she’s regretting letting so many good friends go and she’s begging them all for one last chance, Kylie Jenner’s friends are buzzing about rumors of a sex tape circulating and she’s freaking out because this is not the kind of attention she wants right now especially after her claim to being the youngest self-made billionaire was called into question
Page 8: Star Shots -- Shakira showing sons Milan and Sasha some bodyboarding ropes in Barcelona, Vanessa Hudgens, Rob Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian 
Page 10: Kevin Hart with son Hendrix on a trail ride, Pierce Brosnan, Lucy Hale in Fendi 
Page 12: Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton color-coordinated her Alice+Olivia dress with her ride while joining forces with BMW in honor of the Trevor Project and Pride Month 
Page 13: John Legend and co-driver Miles, Diane Kruger at the dentist, Mario Lopez and wife Courtney in Lake Tahoe 
Page 14: Hoda Kotb helped two nurses say I Do, Dorit Kemsley modeling colorful pieces from her swimwear line, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair recreated their kiss from Cruel Intentions while Sarah wore a mask 
Page 16: MTV worlds collided when The Hills: New Beginnings’ Spencer Pratt and Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley faced off on Celebrity Family Feud with host Steve Harvey, Reese Witherspoon
Page 18: Normal or Not? Blake Shelton mistook a display of his Smithworks Vodka for the real thing on his 44th birthday -- Not Normal, Scout Willis rocked out to the rhythm on a walk -- Normal 
Page 24: Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry’s delivery room drama -- baby jitters are beginning to overwhelm the engaged couple 
Page 25: Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith have always been open about their unconventional union and now singer August Alsina said he and Jada carried on an affair for years after meeting in 2015 and that Will gave him his blessing, Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber’s marriage of nearly two years has hit a snag with Hailey informing Justin that she needs some space -- with Justin fighting rape allegations he’s become clingy and Hailey had to sit him down and explain that it’s not healthy for them to be joined at the hip then she jetted to Italy for work with bestie Bella Hadid leaving Justin without his crutch and insecure about where they’re headed 
Page 26: Cover Story -- Tom Selleck walking away from fame -- the revered star and dedicated family man is looking forward to slowing down and enjoying life on his 65-acre ranch 
Page 30: Prince Harry controlled by Meghan Markle -- as Meghan and Harry continue to build a new life in America the take-charge duchess has her husband firmly under her sway 
Page 32: Sexy at 30, 40, 50 and beyond! -- flirty 30s -- Carrie Underwood, Jenna Dewan, Julianne Hough 
Page 33: Fit 40s -- Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara 
Page 34: Fun 50s -- Elizabeth Hurley, Sarah Jessica Parker, Forever Fab -- Susan Lucci, Jane Seymour 
Page 36: Beauty 
Page 38: Style -- summery cellphone covers -- Kasey Musgraves 
Page 40: Entertainment 
Page 48: Parting Shot -- Duchess Kate Middleton got down and dirty during a visit to one of her first patronages the East Anglia’s Children’s Hospices 
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OK, May 4
Cover: Pierce Brosnan love after tragedy 
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Page 1: Big Pic -- Sarah Silverman out on the fire escape of her Manhattan apartment to bang pots and pans and cheer to show appreciation for our health care workers, grocery store workers and delivery people 
Page 2: Contents
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Page 3: Contents 
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Page 4: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle take the reins -- inside the couple’s new life in the States and their plans to become the King and Queen of L.A. 
Page 6: After a fall from grace Amanda Bynes is slowly but steadily picking up the pieces and she’s ready to share her story in a no-holds-barred TV interview 
Page 7: Cooped up with her family in their rural Montana ranch is a lot more work than Kelly Clarkson anticipated and she’s not as cut out for the country as she thought, now that Bindi Irwin’s a married woman she’s determined to find mom Terri Irwin the perfect man, although former besties Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez have drifted apart over the years Selena praised Demi for her emotional performance at the Grammy’s but Demi wasn’t pleased because she thought Selena’s comments were patronizing and didn’t appreciate Selena stealing her spotlight -- a common theme throughout their messy friendship 
Page 8: Though Caitlyn Jenner and son Brandon Jenner are now closer than ever Brandon revealed he didn’t see his father more than half a dozen times between the ages of 8 and 25, rumors are heating up that One Direction -- who went on hiatus in 2016 to pursue solo careers -- are planning a comeback, due to the health crisis Princess Beatrice and fiance Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi have been forced to cancel their nuptials for the third time and she feels she would have been happily married by now if it hadn’t been for her father Prince Andrew’s scandal 
Page 12: Who Wore It Better? Madeline Brewer vs. Katherine McNamara, Lake Bell vs. Zara Larsson 
Page 13: Cobie Smulders vs. Zanna Roberts Rassi 
Page 14: News in Photos -- Brooke Burke stepped out with her dog, Justin Theroux had a sit-down dinner with his dog Kuma 
Page 15: Amy Schumer showed off son Gene on WWHL, Jillian Michaels and her kids Phoenix and Lukensia and girlfriend Deshanna Minuto, Chris Martin 
Page 16: Kaley Cuoco and a new piglet, Nina Dobrev, Mindy Kaling 
Page 18: Gwen Stefani and Blake Sheldon, Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet, Sam Smith 
Page 19: Cara Delevingne, Joel Kinnaman and girlfriend Kelly Gale walk his dog, Jonathan Scott and girlfriend Zooey Deschanel 
Page 20: Dua Lipa, Kelly Bensimon and her dog Fluffy, Jenna Dewan and Steve Kazee and kids and one of their two dogs
Page 21: Jessica Simpson in bunny ears with husband Eric Johnson and kids Maxwell and Birdie and Ace, Elizabeth Olsen and fiance Robbie Arnett take a walk in the Hollywood Hills 
Page 22: Kristin Chenoweth and Josh Bryant, Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla, Sean Penn 
Page 23: Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are on the move yet again 
Page 24: Inside My Home -- Danica Patrick and Aaron Rodgers’ beachside estate 
Page 26: Pink’s life flashed before her eyes in March when she tested positive for Covid-19 but now that she’s healthy again she’s telling friends that the roller-coaster health crisis actually brought her and husband Carey Hart closer together 
Page 27: While Sofia Richie has insisted the 15-year age difference between herself and Scott Disick doesn’t bother her it’s finally catching up with to them now that Scott has baby fever and Sofia’s adamant she’s too young to be a mom, Shawn Mendes is currently bunking with girlfriend Camila Cabello and her family amid the health crisis but they’ll be looking for their own place once everything returns to normal, Anna Faris and Michael Barrett still intend to get married by the summer -- they’ll have a small ceremony in May or June with a witness present and everyone else can watch it on live feed
Page 28: Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez were set to exchange vows in Italy this summer but she revealed they’re rescheduling the big day due to the global health crisis, George and Amal Clooney are stepping on each other’s toes while quarantined in their California crib, Love Bites: Chris Soules and Victoria Fuller dating, Will Forte and Olivia Modling engaged, Ciara and Russell Wilson will be having a boy 
Page 29: Kate Beckinsale is spending her days with baby-faced musician Goody Grace and it doesn’t faze either of them that Goody is only a year older than her daughter Lily, living in isolation is helping Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake heal their once rocky marriage 
Page 30: Cover Story -- Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith’s amazing love story -- from overcoming unthinkable loss to planning a romantic vow renewal inside the 26-year romance of Pierce and Keely 
Page 34: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt making peace - more than three years after calling it quits Brad and Angie are finally quashing their beef face-to-face 
Page 36: Men of Country -- inside their private world -- Keith Urban, Blake Shelton 
Page 37: Luke Bryan, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks 
Page 38: Quarantine with the Kids -- celeb moms show how it’s done from crowd-pleasing dinners to kid-friendly activities -- Hilaria Baldwin, Busy Philipps, Reese Witherspoon 
Page 39: Chrissy Teigen, Joanna Gaines, Kim Kardashian, Gwyneth Paltrow 
Page 40: Danica McKellar loves being a mom 
Page 42: How Padma Lakshmi managed to stay in such great shape after more than a decade on Top Chef 
Page 46: Style Week -- Hailey Bieber joined Dr. Barbara Sturm the aesthetics doctor and inventor of the vampire facial for an online Skin School hosted by YouTube
Page 49: Spotlight Ingedient: Celery -- Jenna Dewan 
Page 54: Entertainment 
Page 55: Books 
Page 58: Tom Hardy’s total transformation into Al Capone for the upcoming biopic Capone
Page 60: Sound Bites -- Chris Harrison on the contestants competing on the Bachelor spinoff Listen to Your Heart, Gal Gadot on what she misses about her home country, Joaquin Phoenix on preparing for a new movie role, Kanye West on his clothing line, Olivia Munn when asked if she has a dream wedding in mind, Kate Bosworth on falling in love with her husband director Michael Polish on the set of Big Sur 
Page 61: Hollywood Heat Meter -- Paris Jackson is set to play Jesus in the upcoming thriller Habit, Alex Trebek will release his own memoir in July, after fans called out Michael Buble for elbowing his wife Luisana defended him, Princess Anne seemingly shaded Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Hannah Brown says she’s still single 
Page 62: Horoscope -- Taurus Penelope Cruz 
Page 64: By the Numbers -- Eva Mendes 
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