#poor jonah

[superstorequotes]

Jonah: “It’s good that you’re being so supportive. I went a different direction with it.”

Dina: “Really? Come on. You’re a light-boned weakling who brings in no money. I mean, if you’re not emotional support for Amy, then what’s the point of you? I mean… I’ve seen you drive. That’s a mess. You can’t grow facial hair.”

Jonah: “Okay, I get it.”

Dina: “I think about you holding a hammer and try not to laugh. [laughs] I’m picturing it now. I wish you could see this. You’re really struggling.”

Superstore, S5E21 “California Pt 1”

#superstore #nbc superstore #quote #dina fox #jonah simms #poor jonah

[aspestose]

Vol. 4 has got me in shambles and I’m struggling

#mandela catalogue #the intruder #adam murray #mandela catalogue alternates #I am inside your home #the rest of these are spoilers for vol 4 #WHAT DOES HE MEAN ADAM ISNT REAL #WHAT #WHOSE SKIN IS THAT #POOR JONAH #FUCK ADAM #HE SUCKS #THATCHER HAD SUCH A BIG PENIS HOLY SHIT #MUSTACHE MAN IS DEAD AS FUCK #WHY #I NEED VOL 5 #FUCK YOU ALEX KISTER #not really I love Alex so much #doodles #digital art #sketch #sketches #doodle #those are also spoilers for sure dw

[boneles-ss]

“I—I’m sorry, I know we know each other and all, but you must have the wrong number,” his mother says. “Uhm. I have to go.” She hangs up.

Nobody seems to remember him. Nobody knows where his paintings came from. Nobody except you.

#call of cthulhu #teeheee #poor Jonah #I love writing down this stuff as if it was a coherent transcript and not a half-remembered babble lmao

[sketchy-aura]

so not the middle? /j

oh no he eats the middle. but thats only to fuck with Jonah

#poor jonah #i love making Adam bully him its so fucking funny #sketch answers

[kappa-bappa]

This was supposed to be for Halloween but time is irrelevant

#dbd #dead by deadlight #dead by daylight fanart #dbd dwight #dbd fanart #poor dwight #dwight fairfield #ace visconti #dbd ace #dbd leon #dbd ghostface #danny jed olsen johnson #hear me out ace would totally rock that and know how to run in heels #everyone else would trip over themselves #the entity is giving out costumes to unwilling participants #dbd jonah vasquez #jonah vasquez #slutty costumes for slutty slutty men #leon kennedy

[fizzzyz]

Alternate Jonah concept (Roadkill Jonah)

Adam unintentionally ran over his body with the car after Jonah’s death and partially crushed his skull and ribs. He’s probably haunting his dreams now.

Uncensored version ⬇️

#he deserved better the poor goober.. #tmc #mandela catalogue #the mandela catalogue #mandela catalogue fanart #tmc fanart #horror art #horror #tmc jonah #jonah marshall #mandela catalogue jonah #alternate jonah #roadkill jonah #face horror #unsettling art #analog horror #mandela catalogue alternate

[laughable-umbrella]

NO EXAGGERATION THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT

#IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS RIGHT #HE LITERALLY ACTS LIKE ELIAS TOO? #ELIAS IS PROBABLY ALSO REPULSED BY POOR PEOPLE #tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #jon sims #the archivist #tma shitpost #tma memes #jonah magnus #martin blackwood #agnes montague #elias bouchard #ficklegrubber #wonka #wonka movie #willy wonka #slugworth

[daily-tma]

Daily TMA 191 – ceaseless watcher's special little boy <3

#jon “doomed by the narrative” sims. poor little thing #and the narrative is jonah&annabelle #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #tma fanart #tma jon #the archivist

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #tma spoilers #au in which real elias is alive in there because Jonah needs someone who can tell him what the road signs mean #poor man is forced to spend the rest of his days as a literal backseat driver for a pseudo-immortal douchebag #perish the thought #I’m sure someone has already asked this question by now but I can’t stop thinking about it #some people have pointed out that he would ride the tube which makes sense too. #btw this post is 100% inspired by how much I used to fear for my LIFE any time i was in a car while my grandpa was driving #genuinely terrifying experience grandpa stop it please quit turning your entire body around to talk to me while I’m sitting in the back sea #why are you driving with one foot for the pedal the other foot for the brake one hand on the steering wheel and NO EYES ON THE ROAD

[mac-cheez]

So the first time I saw this picture:

I was like, "ah yes Elias Bouchard how are you, ya bastard?"

But then I realized this was from a movie.

Specifically Wonka.

And then I watched it and omfg who took the soul of Jonah Magnus and put him in this silly little gay man.

#i was like who the fuck is Ficklegruber #its fucking uncanny #He even has the GREEN #and the poor line omg #tma #my posts #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #the magnus pod #jonah magnus #wonka 2023

[snoopysnose]

What you guys talking about?

SUPERSTORE

3x02 - Brett's Dead

#superstore #superstoreedit #ben feldman #jonah simms #garrett mcneil #sandra kaluiokalani #superstore jonah #superstore garrett #superstore sandra #lazedits #op #i know i should be catching up with abbott but this is my first rewatch and i still cannot get over them #ignore the poor coloring/sharpening im half asleep and hyperfixated on this

[felizusnavidad]

JAMES BAY one life music video every scene with Jonah Hauer-King PART 2, PART 1

requested by lovely @immercuryinretrograde 🩷

#enjoy #jonah hauer king #jhk #poor girl working on a gif*

[dearest-alexander]

Men petting dogs are my weakness. 😩

gif by @autisticariel

#my poor ovaries #prince eric #jonah hauer king #max little mermaid #the little mermaid #tlm #tlm 2023 #disney #tlm spoilers #the little mermaid spoilers #ariel x eric #ariel and eric #the little mermaid live action #men and dogs #dogs #animal friends #cute animals

[clown-eating-pig]

Elias (the stoner) makes me so sad like that poor man just wanted to smoke weed and have a jorb

#tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #poor poor man #hate stupid Jonah why did that stupid idiot have to get his eyes removed huh #tma spoilers #pls note that for context I’m on ketamine rn and doing my best

[nessa007]

jonah every time he talked in interviews about when he and halle filmed the drowning/rescue scene in the huge tank and how he’s not at all a good swimmer and basically almost drowned for real

#poor bb 😂 #jonah hauer king #halle bailey #the little mermaid #the little mermaid 2023 #text post

[laughable-umbrella]

ON MY THIRD LISTEN OF TMA NOW AND I JUST PICKED UP ON THIS ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE FORESHADOWING TO THE FINALE AAAAHAHSHDJEB

#it’s as yummy as a tale of some poor innocent soul’s statement detailing traumatic experiences #tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #jon sims #tma shitpost #the archivist #tma memes #jonah magnus #martin blackwood #agnes montague #magnuspod #the web #annabelle cane #mother of puppets #SJDVSVEBSHSHSVSBBSWBEHJEHEBEVSJDUDGEHDVB