#putangina....

[astystole]

floats around town in a golden gown born in a castle on a cloud magnolia, prettiest girl that I know

; liezel santiago for @pxltown 🌻

#ts4 #the sims 4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4edit #g.edit #putangina mo andi ano bang ginagawa mo sakin #;liezel

[sugurusfav]

smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash ughhghdjffmifjfhtr

#AAAAAAAA #PUTANGINA #i had to contain myself in public after seeing this #nghghghghghf #im going insane #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #dan heng #dan heng x reader #hsr smut #plz dominate me dan heng

[slvtforyeo]

It's raining... snowballs?

summary: Playing snowball fights usually ends up with a lot of laughs shared with your friends, right? Well, not for you.. maybe.

pairing: yeosang x reader (not specified)

warnings: fluff, food mentioned (cookies and chocolate milk), mild cursings, snowballs and winter shits (lemme know if i missed anything)

words count: 779 words

author's note: hiii, this is my first time writing a fanfic here in tumblr, and please be aware that english isn't my first language and it's a bit boring (personally). please enjoy this and kindly do not steal my (first) work!

It was in the middle of December, where anything, anywhere and anyone is fucking cold. The layers of clothing didn't help you that much, but the creamy and chocolatey drink you're currently drinking helps.

You're staying over at your friend's house, hanging out and doing nothing but to sit near the fireplace and admire the silence that hugs the room. It was peaceful at first, not until Wooyoung barged in and has this huge smile on his face. "Y'all, it's snowing outside!" He happily chirped, jumping up and down like a toddler excited for the candy they'll be receiving.

"We know that," You say tiredly, a little pissed off at him since he interupted your peaceful time. With your friend standing up, they grab their jacket and wears it, heading to the door. "(Y/n)-ah, it's snowing beautifully outside. Don't you wanna go outside?" Your friend asked.

You reply with a small sigh, debating whether to join them outside or be in your own (slightly boring) little world inside and do absolutely nothing but to stare in space. "I don't know.." You mumble. This made Wooyoung a bit annoyed, he's not letting you be here and not at least enjoy yourself. "Come on, it'll be fun!" He sighs, pouting. "We'll have a snow fight." He added.

You look at him from the couch, and you can't help but to crack a smile when you remember all the crazy things you three did when you play snowball fights. You eventually stood up and grabbed you jacket, wearing it with a matching beanie. "Fine. But only for today." You said, making Wooyoung and your friend smile in excitement.

You three got out of your friend's house, with you making your own snow castle with your hands (with winter gloves, duh) and Wooyoung throwing random sized snowballs at your friend. Pfft, what a childish thing-

"Hey!" You frowned, realizing Wooyoung threw a huge snowball at your supposed snow castle. Wooyoung only laughs at you, making a peace sign with his hand then runs away, knowing that you'll get your revenge. Obviously, you stand up with a scoff coming out your mouth, scooping a large amount of snow in your hands before forming it into a ball shape.

"Get back here!" You yelled, running towards Wooyoung with a smile on your face. You then spotted Wooyoung standing still near the road, as if looking where you at to avoid you. You smirk, walking towards him and throws your snowball at him.

But then Wooyoung appeared behind you with a surprised look on his face. He taps you urgently and you turn around, your life flashing before your eyes as you made the biggest mistake in your life.

The man you threw the snowball at turns to face you, seemingly offended at what you did based on how he was looking at you. Eyes widening a bit, you quickly bows at the man and says, "I'm so, so sorry, sir! I-I threw a snowball at you thinking that you were my friend- oh my god, I am so sorry.."

The man chuckled softly, waving his hand in a dismissal way. "It's alright, and please, don't call me 'sir'. I'm Yeosang." Yeosang smiled at you with a calm expression, and you almost saw heaven with that smile of his. His eyes were looking at yours, making your cheeks pinkish in color. "Besides, that was a good hit. Are you a baseball player?" He asked.

"Oh, no no. I'm not.. I'm not a baseball player." You replied, returning him a smile. "I'm (Y/n), it's nice to meet you." Yeosang nods at your words, opening his mouth to reply but was cut off by Wooyoung interfering your moment.

"Yeosang-ah, you didn't even bother to tell me you were gonna arrive." Wooyoung rolls his eyes at him, slightly frowning. "And enough of this lovey dovey interaction. You were literally asking her number when you first saw her at my birthday party." Yeosang snaps his head in Wooyoung's direction, his eyes slightly panicking. You were taken aback, you've met Yeosang before? You don't even remember, probably because of your short-term memory.

"Just get her number already. Anyway, let's head back inside, (Your friend) baked cookies, and it's ready." Wooyoung heads back inside your friend's house, leaving you and Yeosang alone together outside.

Both of you were left standing there, speechless. Yeosang didn't expect his beloved friend, whom he trusted, exposed him infront of the girl he was attracted with a few days ago. And you? You didn't expect to pull this man with your magnetic field.

Phew, what a way to start the holiday season.

#ateez #wooyoung #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #jongho #yeosang x you #yeosang x reader #ateez fluff #ateez angst #ateez smut #ateez x reader #ateez x you #fluff #putangina ayoko na #omay nako pre #omg filipina writer? oo na #waaaahh my first ever fic #atz #oneshot #ateez fanfic #ateez fic

[themagical1sa]

Markiplier's Emmy nomination memes moodboard

because holy shit, what the FUCK? /gen /pos

#[ 🗣️ | the magical girl speaks ] #markiplier #in space with markiplier #iswm #the emmy awards #the emmys #GAGO PUTANGINA WHAT THE FUCK #MARKIPLIER I'M SO PROUD OF YOU 🫶😭❤️❤️❤️

[klien2000]

could you draw a Chibi Crowley and Chibi Aziraphale?

Idk if this ask is from my latest art post, but I did a quick doordle of them in chibi form alongside this biting one. Hope you like it! [⁠ᓀ⁠˵⁠▾⁠˵⁠ᓂ⁠]👍

#good omens #goodomens #good omens fanart #good omens fandom #good omens fanwork #good omens chibi #good omens art #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale #aziraphale #crowley good omens #good omens crowley #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #AYOKO NANG MAG-ARAL PLEASEEEEEEEE TULUNGAN NIYO AKO HUHU #PUTANGINA KASING RESEARCH NA 'TO KAKAPAGOD PAG WALANG KWENTA MEMBERS MO WAHUHHUHHH #*shinji poses* #you fool deny me of my heritage again i dare you #alpha wolf #nababaliw n b aq? #baka... mooooo🐮 #tawa kayo #BWAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAJWHJEKK #KLIEN2000

[izanapogi]

LOOK. AT. HIM.

the king himself 🛐 he's so pretty and gorgeous what the fuck. I'D LET HIM— U KNOW I I I I I I AAAAAAAAAAAAA

#putangina isang izana kurokawa lang po please #add to cart ka sakin beh #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers izana #izana kurokawa #izana kurokawa x reader #tokyo revengers izana kurokawa #izana

[ur-mother-realnotclickbait]

GIRL I WAS SO FUCKING SLEEPY THEN I SAW BLONDE TXT

Fuck MY WHOLE SYSTEM IS UP FUCKING HELL

#I'll rambke tomorrow ong #PUTANGINA NAGISING BUONG SYSTEMA KK #Okay that was nice saying that #Rielsrambles🍊

[skrimblo]

el fili/noli doodles

#noli me tangere #el filibusterismo #haha putangina puro shitpost #sorry senor jose rizal nadogshow ko nobela mo </3 #HAHAHA #crisostomo ibarra #elias #isagani #basilio #simoun #elibarra #my art #doodle

[virgilisspidey]

Sometimes i want these fictional mother fuckers who are definitely not from my country just say swear words in my language

It would be silly.

Have you ever wondered what 2012 Raphael would sound like swearing in tagalog?

He would have fun, I think.

#tmnt 2012 #leo: bat di mo sinabi saken?! donnie: kasi gusto kong matalo tayo... ABA GAGO DI KO NGA ALAM #[leo: why didn't you tell me?! donnie: oh because i wanted us to fail... OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!] #like 'tangina mo gago ka pakshet mamatay ka sana putangina mo haliparot ka gaga ka kingina mo' - Raphael probably (definitely)

[kiyooriu]

as someone who hasn’t watched a lot of anime but witnesses a Lot of anime fandom happenings on the daily, i love richie lipschitz and i wanna know what he’s like in the fandoms he’s a part of.

like does he indulge in the powerscaling shit? does he genuinely argue about goku vs saitama? does he think both of those sides are stupid because they’re from diff universes and it’ll be hard to measure? does he think both sides are stupid because he believes saiki could solo both of them?

does he secretly love magical girl animes but is too embarrassed to talk about it? does he defend it with his whole heart and hate anyone who says it’s for little girls? has he ever panicked because he forgot to plan his halloween costume months ahead and just decided to put on a white shirt and carry around a chair and say he dressed up as “shinji posing”?

did he ever get into vocaloid? does he laugh at anyone who doesn’t understand hatsune miku leek references? did he love miku binder thomas jefferson and go “omg it’s me” at it? did he have an osu phase? did he ever try to make 8bit music of anime openings?

did he write sasunaru fanfics and post them on wattpad and get at least thousand reads? did he ever participate in the down horrendous tweeting for nanami when that one episode (where he grabs someone by their ponytail) came out? does he know about the (and i mean this in the best way possible) monstrosity that is “Dear Eren Hansen”?

did he ever watch bunny girl senpai for the horny but end up really liking the plot? who’s his favorite from quintessential quintuplets? (i’m guessing nino)

does he watch sports anime? if he did, was it for the actual sport or because it’s very Gay? i’m guessing the second one has he watched sk8 the infinity? did he look at random green and pink objects together and go “oh my god matchablossom in the wild”? did he headcanon reki as trans because he kinned him? did he watch haikyuu and fall in love with iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer? did he cry scream and throw up at “we are the protagonists of the world”? did he read in another life and call up pete and ruth saying his life was over and would never be the same?

i will never know the answer to any of these and i’m very upset about it so i thank grace for having sex with a ghost

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #starkid #richie lipschitz #npmd richie #starkid hatchetfield #hatchetfield #anime #because i mention a lot of it here PUTANGINA MO RICHIE #i need to know the answers to all of these HOW WAS HE LIKE IN HIS ANIME FANDOMS

[kazumist]

VIE LOOK AT DILUC IN THIS NEW HYF ART AKSKDJWHJDB the hands on the tie the crossed legs I'm deceased

putangina

#( spam ) #from: iceunhie #PUTANGINA. #What the FUCK. #AKO HIHILA NYANG NECK TIE GAGO KA #PUTANGINA NIYOOOO TABI MINE NA TO #PGWBAIAKAKQKSLAKSKA PAKISS ISA

[revivemyreverie]

Hiding something?

#FUCK ROLLO!!!! I HATE HIS STUPID ASS BELL DECOR #PUTANGINA I AINT DRAWING ALL OF THAT!!!!! #anyways #twisted wonderland ocs #twisted wonderland #oc x canon #oc/canon #rollo flamm #twisted wonderland rollo #aldrich edelweiss

[icecoldtea]

Ignoring for a moment the alarm bells sounding off with inconsistencies in the vote count, voter disenfranchisement, and countless accounts of vote buying.

The absolute fuckery that is the Philippines national elections should serve as a huge fucking warning sign to the rest of the world at what a campaign of disinformation, historical revisionism, and an army of paid trolls can accomplish in the time of social media.

That the son of an ousted dictator—who was exiled, has a warrant out for his arrest in the US, and with zero remorse still lives a life of obscene wealth from the billions of dollars stolen from the nation—is able to run for president at all, already makes absolutely no fucking sense.

That he might also win—despite running against the best public servant this country has seen in aaaages—is ludicrous on a mind-melting level.

This guy—with no significant accomplishments of his own, a proven liar, too chicken shit to face other candidates in debates, lacks the grit and intelligence to answer questions from the press, and can’t string together any words of substance that would explain his platform? This guy? Just because he has a strong presence on TikTok? This guy??

Overseas relatives and foreign friends asking how this could have happened—Dude, we’re just as confused as you.

#the philippines #philippines #filipino #halalan2022 #philippine elections #putangina moments

[compostable-trash]

comelec ng pilipinas everybody

#halalan2022 #philippine elections #bwisit #putangina imong naong

[wellfckidk]

I— same

#halalan2022 #philippine elections #putangina #ctto #kita ko lang din sa twt

[ourselvers]

so get this, they’re human

#sans #grillby #undertale #undertale gijinka #sans x grillby #grillby x sans #sansby #IN PINOY GRILLBY WE TRUST #ahahah putangina ang pogi siya screams