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[quotedrwby]

Emerald: I'm getting a little brother

Oscar: You are? Cong-

Emerald, slams adoption papers down: Its you, sign here

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[godsofhumanity]

Artemis: Athena... why are you on the table?

Athena: Because I can do whatever I want!

Artemis: ...

Artemis: Where's the spider?

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[eriklivesinmybasement]

Erik: I hate human contact.

Daroga: Christine is literally cuddling you right now.

Erik: This isn't about her.

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[thesassygandalf]

This post from @quotedrwby had me dying

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[quotedrwby]

Blake, finding out Jaune is also bi: According to the government, neither of us exist

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[quotedrwby]

Blake: Technically you could go the rest of your life without ever eating or drinking again

Yang:

Yang: Okay, honey, let's get your therapist on the phone okay-

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[quotedrwby]

GUYS listen hear me out

Blake grew up on an island

Her father is like Chief so therefore she will be the next

Her parents want to make the dangerous world safe

So they leave what they thought was dangerous

Blake pursued that anyway

She followed someone to the ends of the earth to try and make a difference

Guys, Blake is MOANA

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[quotedrwby]

Villian!RWBY au

Ruby: Honestly, I'm just so evil. I'm just full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Weiss: You sleep with a sparkly, rainbow teddy bear I got you

Ruby: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND TO MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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[quotedrwby]

Ruby: My stomach growled super loud in french

Yang: Bonjour. Le growl

Ruby: I like to clarify that my stomach growled in french class. My mistake

Weiss: It's too late

Blake: She's too far gone now

Yang: Hon hon feed me a baguette

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[quotedrwby]

Blake: I want to date someone who's graceful, calm, level-headed and quie--

Yang: *walks in* Hey, gu-- *trips over, breaks random vase and her nose in the process*

Blake: I want that one

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[quotedrwby]

RWBY, on a stealth mission

Weiss: Not a word

BY:

Ruby:

Ruby: Fergalicious

Weiss: I SAID NOT A WORD

Ruby: Oh, so it wasn't a word last week when we were playing scrabble but now it suddenly is because it's convenient to you

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[quotedrwby]

Yang: Just to make sure, are you asking me romantically or plantonically?

Blake, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-

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[quotedrwby]

Yang: Have you been getting enough sleep?

Blake: Sometimes when I sneeze I close my eyes

Yang:

Blake:

Blake: When I yawn too

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[quotedrwby]

Blake: *accidently bumps into Weiss*

Weiss: YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE??

Blake: Yeah actually

Weiss, softly: Blake, we've talked about this

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[quotedrwby]

Weiss: I hate human contact

Blake: Ruby is sitting on your knee

Weiss: This isn't about her

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[quotedrwby]

Ruby: Weiss... why are you on the table?

Weiss: Because I can do whatever I want!

Ruby:...

Ruby: Where's the spider?

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