#ransom is an ass

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Peter Nureyev's ass so flat it's exceeding plausible trigonometric ratios. Ass is a full 90 degrees inwards and somehow has a defined tangent ratio. Absolutely wild

#see this is funny because the tangent ratio of 90 degrees is infinity or undefined #the penumbra podcast #tpp #the penumbra #the penumbra fandom #junoverse #peter nureyev #tpp peter #Peter ransom #flat ass

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #ransom for a dead man #columbo is strong. columbo is smart. columbo is good. #but his most essential trait? he is a pain in the fucking ass. incredibly annoying. massive shut the fuck up energy #he balances it so well. he rides that fine line between annoying and endearing like an absolute pro #that's why he's iconic

[cyberspacebear]

graydon but he's dysphoria posting

noo buddy it's ok

#anyways i hope nobody's made this before #it was just kind of a real ass quote so this was my immediate reaction #“oh yeah i need to go overlay the transgender flag at 17% opacity on this guy” #and the way paying the ransom = expensive medical procedures? honestly he's the greatest allegorical writer of our generation #i need to stop tagging my hivemind posts with “shitpost” because that's every one of them #hivemind tv #graydon weaver

[georgiapeach30513]

I love it when he’s angry 🤤

#Chris Evans #TikTok #Chris is 42! #ransom drysdale #Andy Barber #Steve Rogers #america's ass

[glimblshanks]

I rewatched the season two final recently and Mariner literally like,,, slides up to Ransom while telling the bridge crew about Freeman's transfer and steals his drink and sips from it and he just takes it back like it doesn't even bother him, he doesn't seem grossed out by it at all. Is this just normal for these two? Are they really truly 'share drinks without asking' levels of comfortable with each other? It's making me insane

#lower decks #beckett mariner #jack ransom #marisom #someone had to CHOOSE to animate that you know? #I mean I'm sure whoever included that in the show #meant it as a like 'oh look at Mariner being a pain in the ass and taking his drink' sort of thing #but I'm sorry if my Platonic Coworker I Didn't Like Very Much came over and took my drink during a work function #and drank from it in front of me #I would be Having Words About That #and I certainly wouldn't be taking the fucking drink back afterwards #like what are they doing? #this is not platonic coworkers behavior #also the way she sits right up against his side #and he doesn't move away #but he does kind of aggressively remind her that he's her commander before taking the drink back #like it gives 'these two people are keeping a relationship on the DL and she forgot to put on the act for their coworkers for a minute' #idk I KNOW I have shipping brain worms #I know I'm reading into this too much #but I didn't catch this scene at all my first time watching it and it's making me crazy #like hello??? I can't be the only one seeing this right?

[martyrbat]

what was the first thing that made you laugh in 2024? :3

#for me it was probably the kraken opening in yesterday's winter classic or something ceej said but i been giggling my ass off at this comic #hockey friends and superman..... strong start of the year!! #ransom note

[deceitfuldevil]

Face reveal time!!

I FUCKING MET CHRIS EVANS TODAY!!

#sky talks #jew queue #marvel #mcu #fan fic #fan fiction #cute #fluff #love #au #chris evans #c2e2 #c2e2 2023 #captain america #ransom drysdale #not another teen movie #Steve Rodgers #I dropped an L-bomb on americas ass #HE SMELLS SO GOOD #he’s so nice #my life is complete #comic con #photo ops #I paid $300 for this #got less than 15 seconds with the man #BUT I STILLED HUGGED HIM THOUGH!! #my friends with my thought I was having a heart attack when I got out from the photo op #I was shaking SO BAD #caption in tags #I bought shorts that say “Americas ass

[robbinggoodfellows]

WHY IS WILSON SO SILLY WITH HOUSE BRO IS DOWN BAD

#he made a whole ass ransom note i love him so much #house md #james wilson

[evansbby]

ransom and marta should’ve fucked at least once idec

#‘but it’s a murder mystery1!1!1!’ shut up #‘but the two leads don’t always have to have a romance’ shut up #it would’ve been so hot #enemies to lovers 🥹🥹🥹 #orrrr enemies who ARE lovers #honestly the mystery would’ve been solved so much sooner if Marta fucked ransom and made him fall for her #his dumb ass would’ve then exposed himself #ajsjsjsjajak #my thoughts 💭 #Chris evans #ana de armas #knives out

[peacockpenis]

mischief movie night in beating up their friends (and using great stage combat form!)

#fantastic knaps from all of them #great hits 10/10 #very safe and effective great job gang #yes my stage combat nerd ass is thoroughky enjoying this #especially shields brilliant work sir #mischief theatre #mischief movie night in #mischief movie night #the play that goes wrong #henry shields #henry lewis #dave hearn #harry kershaw #niall ransome #sue harrison #lauren shearing

[silver-hibiscus]

You know what just hit me? Ransom not knowing the knives in the knife halo sculpture were retractable. It looks to be a centerpiece too, with how big it is. Ransom doesn't live there, yeah, but it's implied that he's visited often enough, at least long enough to know the secret ways in and out of the house. That implies a certain familiarity about the house and yet...he doesn't know about the retractable knives in the very eye-catching sculpture dead center in that room. The whole family, in fact, seems very comfortable with it, like it's been there for ages. Someone HAD to have known it was all blunted and/or retractable. Harlan Thrombey even says something about props vs the real thing while talking to Marta before his death. Honestly I think in the end, all that talk about Harlan and Ransom being too much alike was just...shallow. Ransom thought he was the only one who "understood" Harlan, and Harlan thinks Ransom is like him when he was a child. Yet Ransom didn't know about the knife halo. Ransom thought he knew his grandfather and tried to play the game, but ultimately lost because he didn't know enough about the big, eye-catching knife halo sculpture that was likely there long enough for everyone to NOT register it as a threat. It's a display piece. That's it. And yet Ransom thought it was real enough that he tried to stab Marta with one of its knives.

Ransom thought he was winning by knowing and planning for everything but was ultimately outplayed by Marta. Something something assumption does not make reality and Ransom thought he was special cuz he and his grandfather understood each other but ultimately all he did was prove that he knew nothing

#its a METAPHOR #ITS ALL A FUCKING METAPHOR #how the FUCK do you not register that giant ass sculpture #god I hate rich people #if I had one of that shit I would be testing every knife to make sure if they're legit or not #knives out #marta cabrera #ransom drysdale #ransom thrombey #harlan thrombey #ALSO I hate to add this in the tags but they didn't care enough about the danger of this supposed sculpture #only that it looked cool #when someone's finger could get cut off #no matter the authenticity #you dont have that shit around children so why???? #something something superficiality in design something

[fallulahballulah]

In which Harry nearly gets clocked in the face

#this gif was a pain in the ass #mischief theatre #mischief movie night in #ipswitch it up #harry kershaw #henry shields #dave hearn #niall ransome

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #ransom for a dead man #ma'am if i'm gonna throw your ass in jail i'm gonna do it right

[martyrbat]

hm hm hm i feel like this will be really interesting to read with the knowledge of korra and how that effected her instead.... because korra (from my limited knowledge so i could be talking out my ass here) knew she was the avatar at an early age and DID get that community. she had katara and her parents, she had her mentors, she was isolated from the real world during so and perfected the elements other than air (which i kinda recall her struggling with and how its the opposite element of earth so im excited to see if those kinda play out :3) and she was more eager to be the avatar and the excitement and significance it brought (which was a bit clouded by her being sheltered but also would have been expected more before the war impacted things)

i also remember matty saying kyoshi struggled with earth bending (which im super excited to get to and see/see her journey and how it will differ) but!!! i just think its really fun how theyre kinda off the bat setting up this expectation and new grounding for readers who have a past grasp of the avatar universe. even as someone who isnt super familiar with the lore, i know enough to recognize that oh! thats something new!! so just kudos to the writer(s?) for just setting this up to be something very different and in a natural way :3

#again. talking out my ass here. if im an idiot no one say anything okay? okay <3 #but i think its fun to already see some parallels or ways kyoshi and korra are different or similar #and how korra got the set-up stage that was considered ideal (i think?) for these two characters #like !!! the avatar is supposed to know theyre the avatar at a young age! #and aang learning when he was 12 instead?? i think? #or being told hey man you gotta fucking get ready/do your teen duties instead of preeteen ones cause theres a war.... #but no sorry my head is scattered i cant keep a line of thought but the point was i know a lot of people bash korra because shes too #‘abrasive’ or comfortable with being the avatar when?? for previous experiences that eagerness was something more expected (i think) #like its so difficult to make a solid grounding argument when im not lore caught up but korras excitement to be the avatar and that she #knows its significant and important is something that would been encouraged before the war because of that hope and belief #that the avatar will keep that balance or save the world when others cant. aang disappearing and the genocide and war #obviously effected how people will see the avatar in universe and how her teachers are more hesitant and restrictive #none of this makes sense im just thinkin to myself while half distracted lol but ! go cringegirl bosses go !!!! #RoK (ransom style)

[starburstsobsessions]

they r growing up before my very eyes. Here’s some newish designs

#So much art lately tf #I saw some other arts of Will with his hair up idk who’s but BRO #yeah #rangers apprentice #will treaty #horace altman #starbursts art #I need to slow down my reading I have had too much time to read lately not that I’m complaining but I’m ripping #I’m not gonna retain stuff my ass needs to slow down #eraks ransom FUCKS

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

I think Ransom would be a very good pastor. He is cunning enough to be one.

Unrelated. Corruption kink with prist!ransom who absolutely will have you on your knees. Will absolutely be obsessed with you looking up to him doe eyed. Has a thing of defiling you on the altar. Will have you cockwarm him while working.

I know I have seen some wonderfully devious Priest Ransom fics on here and damned if I can remember who wrote it now.

He absolutely would have you on your knees at the altar. Tuck you underneath it and while he is giving his sermon to his dedicated flock, you are his little lamb servicing him during that time. Afterward, he finishes fucking you, slipping his fingers through your cunt and slurping it off his fingers with a cruel smirk. "I would bless you Little Lamb of Mine, but there is nothing that can save you is there? You are a slut for your God."

You whine and nod your head even though you can't make sense of his words anymore, fucked stupid already. "Good thing I am your God then, if you do everything I say, maybe I can still save whats left of your soul. Now show me Little Lamb, how much you worship your God."

He would be manipulative, devious, and absolutely soul-destroying with you.

#amber answers #priest ransom drysdale #would own your ass and damn you for life