A Poem by Leon van Sam:
These glasses make me extra smart,
So I’ll change the world,
But where to start?
I’ll invent human-dog translation,
Stop the next squirrel invasion,
Learn to howl just like a beagle,
Pass laws to make my leash illegal,
Build a thing to give me thumbs,
Sniff out all the tiny crumbs,
Win a Nobel Prize for fun,
Send endless treats to everyone,
They’ll make a movie starring ME!
But in these glasses,
I can’t see!
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