#really went out the window

[elder-millennial-of-zion]

Tumblr: “just because you look fine on the outside doesn’t mean you’re not suffering on the inside 🥺😢”

Also tumblr: “the hostages look fine (besides all the visible injuries), which proves they were treated well.”

Tumblr: “listen up men! Just because a woman smiles at you doesn’t mean she likes you. Women do that when creepy guys make them uncomfortable as a defense mechanism against violence.”

Also tumblr: “the Israeli hostage smiled at her kidnapper who held her captive while she was injured and who still holds her brother hostage. She must be in love with him! 😍”

Tumblr: “stop saying ‘children are adaptable.’ Childhood trauma scars you for life!”

Also tumblr: “those child hostages look fine.”

#israel hostages #hypocracy #the Hamas fandom is unhinged #all that critical thinking and nuance and empathy and basic understanding of human behavior #really went out the window #israel #antisemitism

[hellenhighwater]

the only--the ONLY!--thing I had on my to do list for today was work on any of the commissioned paintings that I need to get done. That was it!

So instead I've sculpted a bunch of clay leaves to make into a mobile, gave a kitten a bath, rearranged the sunroom and repotted a few plants, watered my tomatoes, got some eggs from the doves, read a book, did some laundry, made a book press, made a video about making a book press, bought a detail sander and halloween candy, taught Vice to do a double high five, accidentally melted my gardening gloves, went to the animal shelter, and forgot to eat for the entire day.

So I'm pleased to announce that all executives are functioning at 0% capacity, as per normal.

#time to make some spaghetti #im so close to getting the watercolor painting done #and I neeeeeeed to start my acrylic paintings #i have two personal project paintings that I want to do and two must-do commissions that I need to do #and no headway! #a very productive unproductive day #yesterday we went to my brothers house and were going to pull out the enormous overgrown bushes that were completely blocking #his front window #and instead we snapped both tow hooks on the front of the truck #which really goes to show you shouldnt underestimate a shrub

[heartorbit]

SPARKLE ON ✨✨✨

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #gif #blinking #proseka #sparkle on! #i was gonna queue this for wednesday but thats so painful for me so happy wonderhoy its wednesday sunday #kirakira dokidoki mochimochi puyopuyo wakuwaku wasshoi #i went through hell and high water and like 8 online free glutterbtext gif generator websites to find the exact font #thank you glittertextonline dot com #ive thought about drawing a lot of jerma bullshit as wxs. plesde be thankful that im focusing on artfight #the nene985 dollhouse is still on my mind. i wanna draw her leaping out of that window really bad #idk what to type here since this is like a week i advance and i wont remember scheduling this in about 20 minutes. ummmm #OHHH I HOPE MY GUITAR IS FIXED BY THE TIME THIS POSTS I FOUND A USED AMP FOR MY BIRTHDAY ^___^ I WANNA PLAY YIPPEEEEE #anyways.... be who you are. shalalalaaaa ^_^

[cassiomaximo]

Read the plas valentine oneshot thing. Am a hater. A lazy one

#plastic man #woozy winks #effort went out the window almost immediately after the first panel and a half #i had a different idea in mind when i went to draw it but i dont have the time !!! #dc please you could have had plas have bad dates or whatever but what if they went home and back to woozy at the end of the dayyy... #bring him back !! #i couldnt draw the waitress (or anyone really) that well my fingers were cold : ( #my art

[dreamingpartone]

They lay down in the soft sand at the foot of the dunes, and then they heard the first bird calling.

#will parry #lyra silvertongue #his dark materials #the amber spyglass #hdm fanart #doodles and miscellania #plus pan and kirj are off there in the distance... #happy bench day folks <3 #someone was playing a very bittersweet piano tune somewhere outside my window as i drafted this.....kinda magical timing. anyway! #why did i choose to draw the dunes this year you may ask? #i don't really have a good reason i just felt like it :) #also in all honesty this didn't turn out exactly how i wanted it to look but considering a whole week went by where i thought #i might not get the chance to even START midsummer art i'm gonna take the win at getting it to this point #i miss!! sharing art!! so i'm gonna share it now

[itsamenickname]

Luigi: Can you pass me the salt for me, please daddy?

M&L’s Dad and Bowser: *all reaches for the salt*

Dad:........

Bowser:.......

Extended family:.......

Mario: *fainted in Italian*

Dad, look at Luigi, wide eyes: Son......

Luigi, sweating and freaking out: DAD, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!

Peach, confused af: *look at Bowser* Why did you grab the salt? You’re not his daddy.

This ask is one of those times where I really wish I had the ability/skills to draw out this scene because I can easily imagine Bowser having either of these two reactions:

He's either just as mortified as Luigi is.

OR

While Luigi hides his face in embarrassment (while also turning as red as Mario's hat), Bowser stares at everyone with a dumb smirk on his face like he's proud of the fact that Mario and Luigi's entire family now knows that he and Luigi are banging.

And I honestly do not know which reaction I like better. 😂

Also, Peach, my girl, you are literal BFFs with Daisy (the person who would most likely ask you whether you and Mario did it after every date you two have), how has she not already told you about the other definition of "daddy?"

#ask nickname #anon ask #you gotta love those fun awkward dinners with your family #I can imagine this dinner being the last time Luigi ever takes Bowser out to have dinner with his family #if Luigi thought this was embarrassing just wait until everyone finds out that he has a hidden bite mark on his neck #or if you want to make it really awkward/embarrassing; make Bowser have the bite mark on his neck instead of Luigi #it probably wouldn't be all that noticeable since Bowser has tough skin #but I bet whoever is sitting next to Bowser during dinner would probably see the bite mark and ask Bowser what's on his neck #leading everyone to stare at Bowser as he debates on whether to admit that he and Luigi are banging or come up with a ridiculous lie #poor Luigi just wants to have one normal dinner with his family #although that kind of went out the window when he brought his 10-foot turtle dragon boyfriend to a family dinner #luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #mario #mario nintendo #princess peach #princess peach nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #mario x peach #mareach #mario family #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Shirayuki: some spineless bitch doubted my moral conviction and tried to use my lack of title to manipulate you so I immediately threw myself off the building to prove a point

Obi: I jumped off after her no context no questions asked

Zen: I have to kiss someone on the mouth about this immediately

#obizenyuki #is this not what happened #obi #Shirayuki #zen wisteria #zen wistalia #akagami no shirayukihime #Shirayuki really said ‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ and immediately hurled herself out the window #no hesitation #she just fucking Went #Obi saw her trip down and immediately went after her didn’t even know what was going on #zen immediately blacked out and ruined his three month hyper planned fantasy about how he would first ask to kiss her because that was the #most attractive thing he has ever heard #ot3 #they should be together forever giving Mitsuhide heart palpitations #Mitsuhide sobbing in the distance: I’m so happy zens found love with people who love him for him #mitsuhide simultaneously popping heartburn medication: I’ve never been more stressed in my LIFE #look as a polycule they have it all #they’re all dramatic and beautiful and genuinely respect one another #they’re all fucking insane #they all have an inexplicable aversion to using the fucking stairs #they are all me playing botw #‘I Will Use The Most Direct Path’ and scale a fucking wall when the stairs are like two feet to the left

[hostilemuppet]

adult slush puppy! he works a deadend nondescript retail job as his 9-5, and has his own etsy shop where he sells clothes and accessories during his down time. hes a bit of a workaholic, and probably doesnt sleep as much as he should. viper wave (name and design up to change) works at a record store, which gets very little business bc it is........ the mid/late 2030s? theres talks that its gonna get merged into the waterstones next door, and shes a bit stressed about the possibility of losing her job but she tries not to "borrow grief from the future". this is also advice she frequently gives slush puppy who doesnt listen nearly as much as he should (its okay they still love each other even if theyre going through a tough time <3)

#doodle #tdaut #in a sea of multimillionaires (conservative estimate) having a couple characters just be. like. regular joes #it is REALLY funny to me #also the original inspo for viper went almost completely out the window except for the colour scheme #and the name. and the star on her flank.

[willczek-art]

Turtles!! In my outfits!! WIP :D

I love this meme that's going around the fandom and I wanted to jump in but i only have two casual outfits-

#i have sketches of Donnie - rare more formal family gatherings look - and Raph - my D&D outfit - but idk if ill have time to finish them 2 #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #mikey has my favourite t-shirt and i went ALL OUT trying to paint that beauty and im not doing it justice #leo has my favourite plaid shirt with hoodie that i got recently and wear ALL THE TIME #its really weird AND fun to see them in my clothes #its really weird AND FUN to draw something for myself - it feels like it's been ages~~ #i tried to keep their shells in mind but honestly my brain has a lot of trouble trying to draw their anatomy #hope i did a decent job! #i have progress recorded - with tmnt 2012 playing in the floating window in the corner - guess who almost finished season 1? :v xD #100 #OVERNIGHT?!?????!! THANK YOU!!!! 🥺🧡💙 #200 #300

[wikitpowers]

A more shadowhunter based question - what do you think his favourite weapon will be??

Every shadowhunter has a favourite weapon, Julian with a crossbow, Emma with Cortana, Livia with sabres, Cristina with her butterfly knives.

For me I see three possibilities for Kit and which ones he’d like best. Bow & Arrow, Katana, or similar to Cristina, butterfly knives (or any kind of dagger)

Ngl im lowkey rooting for Katana. I think he would really enjoy that. I know in SOBH we learn that Kit just lives a normal-ish life, but I do hope he gets to go on shadowhunter missions every once in a while!

i stand by the theory that bc there will be so many links to arthurian legends, we have gotta see someone with excalibur and i predict that that may be kit (entering his arthur pendragon era) ;)

↑ this is from the ‘wayland the smith’ page on shadowhunters’ wiki and i’m being delulu

there is also a cool theory posted by @tys-kitty that durendal might make a return and honestly i think that would be freaking lit, like i'm a sucker for a badass sword and if it ain't gonna be excalibur, then durendal is a really good second!

BUT if it's none of those then i totally agree that a katana would be awesome! i also think that kit being a dagger boi would be cool as hell, like imagine him just whipping them out one by one hitting every target *drools*

#BUT I TOTALLY WANNA SEE HIM USING JAMES’ GUN LIKE SORRY BUT THAT WILL BE SO HOT #but yeah i love geeking out about kit and his potential weapons #so thank u for this opportunity #i personally HOPE that excalibur will make an appearance #like give me the sword in the stone vibes pls #and i need me some more bbc merlin parallels so i would eat that shit up #as for ur comment about kit going on shadowhunter missions i totally agree i would also wanna see that! #it would be cool if he went with either jem and tessa or other shadowhunters his age in the area like YES!!! #but also i really wanna see him just doing ordinary stuff u know #like give me kit cleaning some windows or going on a walk (and NOT getting attacked by a demon) #i wanna be taken back to kit rook days (minus the shitty parenting) <3 #but anyway #THANK U FOR THE ASK <3 #kit herondale #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #tda #twp #tsc #asks

[gwydionae]

SAY IT WITH ME:

FEMALE CHARACTERS CAN BE WARRIORS AND FEMININE

MALE CHARACTERS CAN BE SMART AND MASCULINE

BEING BOTH IS NOT A "FLAW" WHERE ONE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED

IT'S CALLED "COMPLEXITY"

#i won't tag it #but #HECK if i wanted to chuck episode 5 out my window and then run it over with a car #i mean these issues have definitely been hinted at before ep 5 but that one just went ALL IN #i knew from 3 and 4 what they would probably do with hakoda but GOSH am i bitter about it #i swear if they don't walk this back somehow and make hakoda a bad overbearing dad or whatever i'm gonna riot #and katara's whole 'you know i'm not good at this [womanly] type of stuff' NO SCREW YOU WHOEVER INCLUDED THAT #WHY #if you want a female character that rejects the stereotypes of femininity you'll get one in season 2 gosh DANG IT #you don't need to try and force katara into that role #sokka wanting to use his brain AND fight well is not a flaw #katara wanting to use her waterbending to fight AND knowing how to sew is not a flaw #OH i hate this #i hate this so much #i can understand the need to change story elements to work better in a different format #i don't think they're always doing that WELL but i can understand the need for it #but i will never understand why they felt the need to butcher characters' personalities #again some things won't transfer well i get it i really REALLY do #it's like with sanji in opla how he had to be toned down - that makes sense for a live action adaptation #just removing things simply for the sake of removing them? no just no #'updated for modern audiences' has become a curse to my ears i swear because it always means the same thing #'we're going to remove all complexity and make it as one note as possible so we don't offend anyone' #there was nothing wrong with katara or sokka or aang or anyone else that they needed 'updating' yall are just close-minded #ok rant over just REALLY needed to get that out...

[tibtew]

this image was always painful but now that we have more context on it, it's straight up just driving me insane

the fact that dongbaek and yi sang are at the front, but dongbaek is hiding her hands.... the fact that gubo is off to the side and looks anxious almost.... the fact that dongrang stands at the back (fully at the back, to me it looks like he's standing behind even the guy he's shoulder-to-shoulder to) and is the only one not looking at the camera, his heart not truly in it...

#okay wait I will expand on my points in the tags #imo the small detail of dongbaek hiding her hands is significant because dongbaek and yi sang were the most alike in what the league #meant to them and what they wanted out of it #but she never revealed the full extent of those feelings unlike him #meanwhile gubo was always there because of yi sang. I think I believe sang yi when he says that #(but I also believe yi sang when he says gubo cares more about himself) #so I think the idea of him being framed as part of this group sort of. Caught him off guard #I mean he didn't even seem fazed when shit went down #ik he's not really an emotional guy to begin with but he was just sort of like “the league has collapsed. Come With Me” #and he didn't even Blink at the idea of building a new one #so I yeah I think he just Didn't Really Care #txt #limbus company #yi sang #canto iv spoilers #canto 4 spoilers #canto four spoilers #addendum: idk what’s up with young-ji’s face being distorted but it keeps making me think #of that line dongrang says about his shitty imitation of the window #and the general motif of good concepts being misused/twisted that permeates the chapter #the fact that something He founded was torn apart and distorted like this… ugh

[girlvinland]

There is a donut situation going on at work rn and it’s making lose it a little.

#by bug #someone brought these really good vegan donuts for our sprint review today #then the donuts were moved downstairs to the conference room that is adjacent to my office #my desk faces it and I can see into the conference room #multiple coworkers messaged me asking if the donuts are still there #they are but one of the more intimidating higher ups is having a one-on-one with someone in there #and no one wants to go in there lol even tho I don’t think they’d really mind #oh wait someone went in and got kicked out #the donuts just sit there tempting everyone who walks by and can peer into the room (it has giant windows) #the donuts are being held hostage

[sea-jello]

Day 27/October 27: Swim || Hide || "I'll just stay inside."

oh my GOD i started and finished this in a day almost NONSTOP i told myself oh it’ll just be a sketch or doodle or something you probably won’t have the time or motivation to do it really detailed and I GOT CARRIED AWAY AND WHAM 5 HOURS GONE

flat plus closeups

i pray cropping the pictures doesn’t crunch them

#i kinda like it actually #i love dramatic contrasting lighting #my goal was to make morro and the deck dark and shadowy and gloomy in contrast to the ninja bright and having fun outside #but i don’t think that really came through #i PRAY it doesn’t desaturate PLEASE #WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO DESATURATED ON MY COMPUTER #i’m not very sure where morro is tbh #beach house?? he’s definitely sitting on a deck or balcony of some sort #the way my brain works is i read the prompt and the idea flashes in my mind clearly but not clear at all #so i have to sit there and unblur the gaps in my mind like ai autofill #all i knew was he was sitting at the side on a deck or balcony or a similar surface elevated above the beach #or maybe hes inside looking out the window but i went with outside #point is we see his back and hes leaning on something #and hes looking out at the ninja having fun in the water #in an ideal world the ninja would be actually drawn and detailed but this is not that world #sorry i didn’t try for zane i had no idea what to do and i needed to spread them out #idk how to draw beaches or water so once again morrotober forcing me to try new things #thats a good thing actually cause it forces me to improve ish #shoutout to the beach palette on hipaint idk what i wouldve done without you #ninjago #lego ninjago #morro ninjago #ninjago morro #morro wu #morrotober #morrotober2023 #morrotober 2023 #i’m not gonna tag the ninja #jellos scribbles

[whynotimtired]

Thinking about how there was like half a day where mike knew it was requited....

#im not joking like what did he think about #how many things probably clicked in his head the second he knew will loved him #and the painting WAS for a crush but not ANGELA it was HIM which makes sense cause el said he was acting weird and will WAS acting weird #i bet he was like OH. HE WAS JEALOUS WHILE I WAS JEALOUS. OH #mike hasnt looked away from the painting once but hes gone over the past 3 years at least 7 times in his head kdndndnd #STOP KDBDBDBD THAT ONE MEME WITH THE TWO PEOPLE LOOKING OUT THE BUS WINDOWS #WILL MUFFLING HIS SOBS CAUSE HE JUST PUSHED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE TOWARDS HIS GF WITH HIS OWN FEELINGS #AND MIKE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE LOOKING AT THE PAINTING WITH HEARTS FLOATING AROUND HIS HEAD THINKING ABOUT HOW WILL LOVES HIM DKSNDNND #can we start getting au's where the pizza place went different and mike was never pushed off track #im waiting patiently. #byler #will byers #stranger things #byeler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is gay #like what if mike got really bold cause when he finally knew will liked him there was nothing to be afraid of #like whats he gonna do?? reject him??? call him queer???? theres nothing to be afraid of!! #so mike is just like ok fuck it!! and starts flirting like crazy and will is like WHATS HAPPENING

[abirddogmoment]

The problem about Mav having been a take everywhere kind of dog is that I can deeply feel his absence no matter what I'm doing or where I am.

#this isnt meant to be a devastating post #but the fact of the matter is that im seeing mav everywhere #he got so many good adventures in his short life #but it means that most places i visit i have previously visited with him #i went on this gorgeous camping trip this weekend #and all i could think about was how mav was with me (and loved it) the last time i was there #there wasnt really any aspect of my life that wasnt deeply entwined with my dog #every hike i did was planned for dog enrichment #every trip i took was paced so he could get out and stretch his leggies and sniff the wind #i just drove four straight hours because there was no need to stop and it felt??? bad??? #every time i roll down the window to look at a bird i listen for his comically loud sniff from his crate #(luckily pike does fill that niche when shes in my car - she loudly sniffs everytime we roll windows down and it brings me joy) #im doing reasonably okay all things considered #(i mean within expectations - im still crying about losing mav most days) #but his absence is palpable no matter what im doing #and that sucks so much