#rip me hahaha

[lilithism1848]

#leftism #anti capitalism #communism #socialism #anarchy #haha #hahaha #haha make me shut up challenge #rip twitter #tweet #ha ha funny #haha hehe #memes #funny shit #jokes #hilarious #humor #free palestine #free parking #free gaza #gaza #ceasefire #gaza genocide #palestinian genocide #gaza strip #israel #gazaunderattack

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Shachi x Reader - Explicit Content

ITS HEREEEEE Sorry everyone I suck at banners and dividers I hope this is okay? If you hate it lemme know so I don't use it again lol I needed some Shachi thigh riding in my life and it delved into some cock sliding too oops! 🥵💕 Content Warnings: Implied afab reader (no direct mention of reader genitals or pronouns, one mention of breasts), briefly mentioned drinking in the beginning, semi-public sex, thigh riding, cock sliding, and overall desperate in love Shachi!!! My Beloved!!!! Fic Summary: You and Shachi have a few drinks with the crew after shift change and proceed to get handsier and handsier with each other until you're barely making it to your room! Rated: Explicit Word Count: 810

You’d both had some drinks with everyone after shift change and had already been getting handsier and handsier with each other as the night went on.

It started with Shachi undoing the top half of his suit a few drinks in and tying it around his waist, leaving his sculpted and tattooed arms on display in his tank top right there next to you, already getting a little flustered, your face would only burn brighter as he threw one of those arms around your shoulder and pulled you close you’d try to hide in your drink, try to get drunk off the liquor instead of Shachi’s laugh.

But then you would be starting to get into your drinks and your hand would be on his thigh, and he’d be blushing and whispering in your ear about how much he missed you that day and how cute you look wrapped up in him while giving you little tickles, your hand sliding up his thigh, his lips brushing against your ear when you giggle,

“Ahh, you’re so cute y/n- chan, I love seeing you get all blushy and giggly for me~”

then his lips would press softly against your neck and make you gasp-

And then you’d be just as surprised as Shachi when Penguin elbows the shit out of him from the other side , both of you having forgotten about the rest of the crew so wrapped up in each other.

You’d be sheepish and embarrassed at having gotten so intimate in public and hide in Shachi’s chest, butterflies in your stomach from the dopey smile on his face as he snapped back at Penguin for being jealous before leading you out towards your rooms, hands intertwined and pulses racing

But neither of you would make it very far before finding your hands and lips all over each other.

You’d have him back against the wall, hat falling to the ground unnoticed by your mutual urgency. The overwhelming heat radiating from his body fanning your desire as you kissed up his neck, relishing in the shivers that run down his body when you wind your hand in his soft curls, kissing him desperately as he groans and squeezes your ass before pulling you up by your thighs, sliding you up his leg and nipping at your ear. Your arousal pooling between your legs, Shachi’s breath hot on your neck as he started to babble,

“God, y/n, you don’t know what you do to me, you’re so beautiful like this, let me give you anything you want, please”

You’d find yourself nodding along to anything he said, unable to stop yourself from bucking your hips, grinding along his strong thigh and melting under his touch as he clutches at you like you’re everything he’s ever wanted. His name on your lips as his sharp teeth graze your neck and you’re riding his thigh with abandon, chasing your high to the background of Shachi’s worship, unable to process any of the words he’d said as you shudder against him, coming with his lips against yours.

But it wouldn’t be enough, breaking the kiss and leaning your forehead against his would leave you panting and desperate for Shachi even more than before, you’d lean over and whisper in his ear

“Now let’s make it to the room and let me take care of you“

You’d pull back, arms around his shoulders as he wraps your legs further up along his waist, rushing to his room with such enthusiasm it made you laugh from the euphoria rushing through you as he carried you through the door, kicking it shut with his foot and flopping you down gently on the bed with a grin and a kiss, a few tickles tossed in to make you squirm against him before you began to tug at his tank top and demand

“Now let’s get these fucking suits off”

Neither of you would waste any time discarding the offending clothing before falling back into each other, kissing roughly as you push him onto his back and straddle him, settling your dripping arousal along the length of his cock, Shachi would let out a loud moan as he threw his head back, his hands gripping at your thighs as you used him to chase another climax, your hands trailing up your body to grab at your breasts, his babbling picking up the more you slid your delicious heat over his cock

“God, yes, just like that, just like that! Y/N!”

You’d both come just like that, sliding over his cock making a mess all over Shachi, world going white as you reached your peak, you wouldn't even notice when Shachi flips you over before he’s kissing you gently

“God you’re so perfect, stay the night with me, please?”

And of course, how could you resist?

#shachi x reader #shachi one piece #wow well fed by MYSELF #look at me go #RIP his hat #dont worry penguin found it on the way to bed well after you made it to the room #he took it as a bad sign for his mental health and went to sleep as far away from Shachi as possible #youre welcome the end! #jk theres actually 2 more versions of this maybe ill post one day #one ends pen x shach x reader #the other ends absolutely raunchy and dirty in the hallway hahaha ooooops #fr lemme know about the banner/mdi warning topper thanks! #for my shachi bestie <3 #unhinged writing

[respondedinkind]

PSA: MAIN VERSE CHANGE

I made a decision over night and I hope people will be okay with that, BUT:

I changed my main verse on this blog from the 'Alien Verse' to the 'Mixed Alien / Star Trek Into Darkness Verse'.

ALL NEW INTERACTIONS WILL HAPPEN WITHIN THIS VERSE. Already existing interactions will remain within the Alien Verse unless we talk about it and just change it (which can easily happen in some interactions).

I just feel that my 'new version' fits much easier into Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness, since it includes Khan's past as a ruler and his importance within the Eugenic Wars.

READ ABOUT THE NEW VERSE HERE.

Basically: Khan is not an augmented human but rather an alien from another planet who has received some genetic engineering on earth during his childhood years to improve on his already outstanding superiority. The super soldiers from the Eugenic Wars were created out of his alien DNA mixed into human DNA, making them genetically altered, human Augments. Khan is the only 100% alien and therefore the most powerful, which made him the absolute ruler for some time. Besides those changes, the events of Star Trek / Star Trek Into Darkness are mostly canon for his new verse.

Obviously so, the original Main Verse (Alien AU) is still available and will be written as well in case people are interested.

#Out of character #PSA #(I just feel... this might makes things easier.) #(and so I can have both u know?) #(I hope people will be okay with it hahaha... ha. ha. ) #(rip.) #(I know in between changes suck but man.) #(It's... more or less an easier way for other Trek peeps to interact with me i guess?) #(lmk what you think ♥) #(I will reblog this a few times over the day to make sure ppl read it)

[tirkdi]

I did it I finished the first draft of the entire rest of the fic I did it I did it I did it

#it's happening dot gif #chapter 11 still needs a lot of revision but I have a chapter 12 to revise now also!!! #a combined over 23k words hahaha rip me BUT STILL! first draft DONE #a hundred lifetimes ago #portrait of a writer

[baconcolacan]

Brothers and sisters, our cockroach anon has fallen, it's now our jobb to protec Dan the bacon

You left me outside too long

#asks #anonymous #RIP in Piss #ALSO HI HI HI HAHAHA #I'm work locked rn so I could only answer one ask #but I hope yall are having a good day #tw cockroaches #just in case someone dont like lookin at them critters #them critters that eated me

[kalloway]

goin back to 2018/19 because I want to rewrite/finish my own fic, smh

it's been kinda nice rewatching the videos I used to, tho... kinda comfy feeling, despite what the games are all about hahaha

#delete later #wip #mortal kombat #myart #i have seen her new design in MK1 (havent *watched* anything from it tho) and it's really good! #I like seeing them branch out in terms of like cultural influence and styles/aesthetics #the amount the games have visually improved since MK9 (which I greatly dislike lol) is INSANE - every game gets me like #“oh wow this looks so good... no way they can do better for the next one” - and then they knock it out of the park YET AGAIN #but I still have a soft spot for MKX Tanya to a degree... partly because of the fic I was writing tho lmao #it's still gonna end up being set in the same timeline it originally was which might be a lil awkward but like... #guess that just happens when u reboot something right? hahaha #im just sorta bummed the guy whose Story mode vids I watched for MK9 MKX and MK11 isn't doing them anymore #so I'll have to find someone else's MK1 story mode vid to watch... RIP

[petrichoravellichor]

Me then, watching the show writers try SO HARD to write a single male character that Dean doesn’t have immediate chemistry with: "Hahaha sucks to be y'all!" *is Here For It™ in multishipper*

Me now, attempting to write Dean interacting with uuuh, characters he is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WITH (romantically) in this fic: "...Shit." *is Cursed™ in multishipper*

#dean winchester #bi dean #bisexual dean winchester #spn #bitchy writing tag #do you #do you have any idea how many times i have been in the MIDDLE of a scene #when i realize 'aw fuck he's done it again he's had unintended romantic chemistry with a another character' #*sighs and starts from scratch to try and somehow make it Less Gay™* #it legitimately does not help that i'm fairly certain dean doesn't know where the line is either ugh #well true to life i guess!!!! hahaha rip me #this fic will be finished sometime between a few months from now and never at this rate #hoisted by my own petard #show writers i am so sorry i laughed at you please call off karma she’s kicking my ass

[saerins]

i think the episode Nagi will have the whole match since Nagi does participate in the match so yes, Sae is coming to his girls💗

i … i’m excited to see my man but i want u20 to be a whole season though so i’m conflicted 😭 ITS LIKE HAIKYUU BEING FIT INTO TWO MOVIES i was devastated </3

#i legit thought that it was just before bllk and up until s1 ended omg hahaha rip me #mail : raphsimp !

[age-of-moonknight]

What's the first MK comic that you read?

Hmmmm pretty sure I’m Basic in that my first Moon Knight comic was Moon Knight (Vol. 7/2014) #1 by Warren Ellis, Declan Shalvey, and Jordie Bellaire. It’s unfortunately a bit of a blur, however, because if I remember correctly that same night, I read in rapid succession the rest of that volume and what had been released of volume 8 at the time??? So sometimes volume 7 and volume 8 kind of bleed together in my mind, but yeah, pretty sure “Slasher” was my first! 😅

#Knight Mail #Thank you so much for sending in an ask Anon! :D #because yeah gosh if I could wipe my memory and read those comics for the first time again I would be so down #because as people might be able to gather it’s unfortunately a bit unclear for me exactly when I started reading MK comics #/sometime/ around 2015 I stumbled across his comics and thought ‘oh yeah this is my guy’ and nothing’s changed since #since I wasn’t quite as….intensely invested in comics shall we say at the time (and even more clueless about upcoming releases) #there’s every possibility I read vol 7 at some point in 2015 or so and then circled back for that 2016 bender??? #but that time period is a bit of a blur in my life /anyway/ so yeah sorry that’s OP’s somehow vague over-explanation of the day hahaha #(unfortunately it will most likely happen again RIP)

[boxwinebaddie]

you dontt have to answer this if you arent ready for us to know but… cartmas the old cd guitarist isnt he

i need to stop answering the top of my ask memes ( guys i swear you put an ipa in uncle ninas hand and hell unfurls ) but no actually...

*jersey vc*

he is naught.

;)

-uncle nina

#tbh tho bc im so stressed out abt writing #i might just tell u guys and post a snippet maybe #bc i feel like its crucial info #and if u guys are gonna send me asks or ask abt the plot #its something u should know #BUT ITS NOT CARTMAN SORRY HAHAHA #RIP #i am ipa!uncle nina so if u WANT the answer i may answer it under a readmore but u have to be okay with a small spoiler #but also idk when im updating so it might be worth it for u #just saying baby #edit: i answered this ask so crazy my head hurts #im sorry wtf

[gifti3]

#welcome to my (attempts at) dating series #i downloaded a new app called taimi #i thought this was a queer app why is it swarming with cishet men 🥹 #brightside is that im actually seeing ppl that peak my interests #its a handful among a lake but #thats more than every other dating app ive used so far! #i also get WAY more likes here (but thats cause ppl just wanna smash so its only a partial positive rip) #other than that everything else is not great #paywalls and limits and bad ui #but i hope i can find some ppl #friends at least #itll be good #The dating sims make me wanna BELIEVE #I WANNA BELIEVE HAHAHA #..please?

[theantaresheron]

I watched the bad batch s2 finale with my cousin, who doesn’t watch Star Wars nor has seen the bad batch, BUT WHEN TECH *DIED* he just turned to me and went, “I’m so sorry”

#he knew💀 #he doesn't watch the show but he still thinks tech is alive hahaha #he thinks he'll be brought back later #WHICH I DO TOO #I HOPE SO CAUSE FUCK #and can I just talk about the struggle to watch the finale overseas #I didn't get to watch it when it first came out rip so I was avoiding social media like the plague #BUT SHOUT OUT TO MY COUSIN #he knew how much I wanted to watch it and he brought his laptop to the hotel and we watched it together🥺💙 #kuya the legend #so sweet😭 #he was there to comfort me too in a time of need LOL #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbh tech

[strawberrycircuits]

thought about my ocs too hard I think im going to thr ow up

#hahaha. imagine not knowing who you are imagine being a wholly unique thing neither human nor inhuman imagine finding someone like you #imagine they dont want anything to do with you. imagine the once chance you have at someone understanding you and they dont want to. #imagine that! lol!!!!! ahahaha!!!!!! being barred from your own humanity and now being barred from embracing your inhumanity!!!!!!!!!!!!! #urbfbdhfhf. #also on a lighter note. i am thinking about scott ripping models from neils games so evie can knit them into dolls for him #evie and neil make me so sick. like #you know when you have like. a mother or grandmother or something. and the generational divide is so vast #and they dont understand the things you love. but they love you. and so they try so so hard to show that love where they can #here i crocheted you a mario mushroom because i know you love video games. here i baked you a cube cake like from that block game you like. #here i dont quite know what this is i dont understand how it works but i know you love it and i love you and that is worth the effort enough #man. its almost as if. ive got an oc blog i could post this on #guess what im not gonna do

[notveryshrugemoji]

I really am something to behold when I send a 2am big mouth filter snap video. It’s always a journey hahaha

#tonight’s episode was: me explaining that I am taking a bong rip inside my house #not because it’s too cold out #no no #but because it smells like cigarettes in here sometimes and I am petty hahahaha #let’s not discuss my habit with the bong it’s weird and I don’t like it #let me be ashamed and stoned in peace hahaha

[halinski]

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#a colleague #that has similar nonbinary vibes #also doesnt have great social communicaiton skills #(aka seems pretty nd) #(tho they wouldnt be the only one we have diagnosed adhd and others around too) #but my point is... #i memtioned stuff about myself #and usually people are like: huh thats weird #and i go: hahaha yup im special like that #but they basically went: you give off nd/autistic/adhd vibes #and people are used to be taping my fingernails bc i rip them up bc of my anxiety and all #but i was asked about it the other day again and they asked me fidget/stim toys help me #and i was like yeah sometimes depends on the toy #that was last week #today they handed me a gift #a little box of fidget toys!! #and look #i HATE gifts #loatje them like nothing else #i get this pit of dread in my stomach and i can barely control my reaction like i cant even asct excited #i have no idea how to react #im like ....uh why #but then when i saw the box i actually got excited #and rn im too tired for feelinggs again #no time for feelings #but ofc i had to try them all out #and its like #damn #who wouldve thought #ignore me