#roast dragon

[shatouto]

i've seen a poll about gale and anders but i feel like this one is a more difficult one to answer

#baldur's gate 3 #dragon age #see i think astarion wouldn't want to damage his nails. but also he has vampire reflexes #on the other hand fenris is.... fenris #personally imma go with fenris #edit: ok apparently y'all think this is an easy question sjdjsksk #no i legit was trying to be fair to astarion! he is pretty strong in melee (especially when he fights dirty)! #i mean it he's the dps in my party full of casters (maybe that's the problem...) #edit 2: my soul is pledged to fenris but istg y'all are so mean to astarion in the tags 😭😭😭 #edit 3: okay fine i should've said a fight instead of a fistfight..... sorry astarion #you all should know that every mention of fenris's strength makes me 🥵 btw. as it always goes #edit 4: the astarion roasting is starting to feel more like me being roasted personally and ya know what i deserved it-

[ruubesz-draws]

Wwwweeeeeee~

Ion dude probably regretting his life choices

That one scene from the Monarch series ep. 10

(Inspired by this gif:)

#godzilla #monarch legacy of monsters #ion dragon #episode 10 #you that fight was straight FIRE!!! #i loved it #and godzilla entering that scene #*chefs kiss* #why is he so cool and badass #ion dragon dude ain't got shiz man #dude wasn't built for this lmao #everyone is roasting him #it's kinda funny ngl #anyway godzilla is awesome as always #my boy is giga CHAD #do not repost #my art

[ne-cocoa]

Hair growth powers ~(⁰▿⁰)~

#DBZ meaning dragon ball z if it wasn’t obvious XDD #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk art #lmk au #roasted marshmallows au #monkie kid mk #mk #qi xiaotian #liu er mihou #lmk shadowpeach #shadowpeach #shadowpeaches #shadowpeachshipping #macaque #six eared macaque #the monkey king #monkey king #sun wuking x macaque #sun wukong #monkie kid sun wukong #macaque x wukong #wukong x macaque #lego monkie kid sun wukong #monkie kid wukong #lego monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #dad macaque au #monkie kid macaque

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

#honkai star rail #dan heng #march 7th #danmarch #fanart #hsr #what else do i tag. i have no idea #anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail #i care them very much #ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team #tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop) #theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy #who stays in the room right next to her #and the fact that he teases her so much........ #the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often #he fucking CARE her #i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!) #and dan heng gets dragged into it #he is honing his photography skills against his will #any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?) #dan heng just sighs #they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage #cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin #i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together #with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development #and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook #taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page #and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)

[luckyblackcatxiii]

Last session ended with Saverio being hurled into an oven, so he's just been waiting patiently for two weeks to get out 🔥🦚🔥

#lucky art #saverio marchisetti #mistfits #curse of strahd #cos #dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd5e #Roasted fowl's on the menu boys

[hydrachea]

Genshin fans: So the archons are going to be only 2 men to 5 women? That's kind of uneven...

Mihoyo: Sorry, it is what it is.

Mihoyo in 4.2, giving Neuvillette his authority over Hydro back and straight-up destroying the very concept of the Hydro archon: SIKE.

#genshin #genshin spoilers #genshin impact #genshin impact spoilers #neuvillette #THEY GOT US GOOD I'LL SAY #i'm pretty happy about it #3 to 4 is much better than 2 to 5 #and furina is a honorary archon gameplay and probably marketing wise? #we'll have to see who gets a second story quest and who gets in on the archon marathons #but while the other archons have lines about furina #the one of the two who has lines about THEM is neuvillette #once again we've got a fun situation on our hands #and i enjoy it #ray's records #this is a silly post #and if anyone else stays going on about how neuvillette isn't the archon (he isn't) and how it's furina (it isn't) #i'll slow roast their pinky and make them eat it #neuvillette is the 'ruler' of fontaine in the form of a dragon sovereign #furina is the 'archon' as far as gameplay and regional mascots are concerned but not lore wise anymore #you can deduce that a post like this isn't meant to be taken as a serious analysis of the archon quest by yourself. i believe in you.

[trash--cannot3]

Yeah

Why is aaravos so sassy? Both season 4 and season 5 he roasted people

#artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #the dragon prince #tdp s5 #tdp #mild spoilers #aaravos #sir sparklepuff #viren #bro was flabbergasted #aaravos opens his mouth and im gone #lmaoo #also rayla sure did look stunning this season #id let him roast me as well

[jackshiccup]

in the top 10 witty comeback hiccup moments i fear

#ALVIN THE TREACHEROUS AS I LIVE AND BREATHE !!!! #he literally roasts the hell out of him every time and it's so fucking funny to read #godddddd i love him SO BAD #hiccup #httyd books #httyd book 8 #how to break a dragon's heart #how to train your dragon #jackshiccup text #the gritted teeth just sells it for me #the most polite way hiccup could've said go to hel

[aldoodles]

you enter the woods and find three children. after approx. 0.06 seconds, you have some observations.

#i was playing w a more cartoony style last night :o) i like it so far #also i think cami just stole my wallet #httyd books #how to train your dragon books #httyd #book!hiccup #book!fishlegs #camicazi #fishlegs no name #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #how to train your dragon #fanart #al chatters #every time i read these books im so amused by how sarcastic and brutal fishlegs is. #like he's been bullied and ostracized his whole life so his first instinct is to just roast tf out of people #gotta lash out at them before they lash out at you #anyways i love how Camicazi and Fishlegs are nice (in their ways lol) to Hiccup and each other but the second they see an adult or older #kid theyre ready to just. wreck em #my art #digital

[dragonnnfly]

Snotlout: Is it still visible? Where Astrid slapped me?

Tuffnut: Your face looks like a don't walk signal

Ruffnut: A palm reader could tell Astrid's future by looking at your face

Tuffnut: The phrase 'talk to teh hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face

Snotlout: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed

#when you ask your friends a simple question and it turns into a roast #can relate #httyd #how to train your dragon #rtte #race to the edge #incorrect httyd quotes #incorrect rtte quotes #astrid #snotlout #tuffnut #ruffnut #the chaos trio

[visenya-targarye]

rhaenys targaryen said big dick energy and big dick energy she delivered

#i don't care she didn't roast the greens #i still love her #house of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #hotd #hotd spoilers #rhaenys targaryen #princess rhaenys #rhaenys velaryon #meleys

[meyerlansky]

the most expensive single[-ish] item in my current fort is a TWELVE-HUNDRED-SERVING persimmon roast that has so many ingredients it takes three full scrolls to look at them all

it's worth five and a half million dwarfbucks

#watch a dragon roll up like WHERE IS THE PERSIMMON ROAST #dwarf fortress #kara plays dwarf fortress #for the record the net worth of this fort is 8.06 mil #this roast stack is MORE THAN HALF THE FORT'S NET WORTH

[bbygirl-aemond]

alicent, trying to teach aemond about stranger danger: if a stranger came up to you and said, "i'm your mom's friend, she told me to pick you up," what would you say? aemond: oh! i know! "you're lying. my mom doesn't have any friends!" alicent: aemond, vibrating: was i right was i right was i right alicent, sighing: yeah okay

#i just love the idea of baby aemond trying to hard to be good but accidentally roasting his mama #who doesn't have the heart to get mad bc she knows he doesn't mean it #meanwhile aegon's in the corner like “you let him get away with this shit???” #bc if HE said it it would be wwiii #anyways #quotes #incorrect house of the dragon #incorrect hotd #hotd #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #aemond targaryen #alicent #aemond #aemond one eye

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Dragons and Ghosts prompt

Dragons and ghosts are kind of similar in that some of them can (1) look passably human, (2) be super strong, (3) use magic, (4) take hits better than humans can, (5) heal fast, (6) have obsessions, (7) change forms, (8) have deafening screams/roars, (9) fly, (10) be territorial, (11) use fighting as a form of playing, and (12) probably make attacks come out of their mouths(fire, wind, water, sound...) please note that I used the word can as there are many different types of dragons and ghosts. thank you.

What I'm saying is: Mix Dragon!Batman au with DPxDC.

Danny thinks Batman is a ghost because of multiple of the reasons listed above and tries to reach out with gifts or something as a peace offering. Ghosts don't usually become heroes, so it would be great to meet a few(or one). He doesn't know ghost culture very well, so he probably gets some help. For ghosts it's simple to gain allies, but also extremely difficult. Don't enter another ghost's haunt without permission(unless you plan on fighting them). Gifts in general can be seen as peace offerings unless it's death or obsession related(then it's a courting gift). You can't just show up and wait outside of their haunt to have a chat because it can be seen as you issuing a challenge. If you don't (a)receive an in person gift in return, or (b)an in person meeting with the other ghost in a week, you can try again.

Bruce is unsettled because the scent on the gifts smell weird. He's not the most well versed in magic (just because he's a magical creature, doesn't mean he has to be good at it) but he does know dragon culture. Don't enter someone else's territory without express permission. Gifts have meanings. (If it's shiny, they want something. If it's food, they probably want to be friends/family or to form an alliance. If it's something to add to your hoard and aren't already part of your family, then they are trying to court you. Side note: if you hoard food or shiny things, courting items mostly come in even numbers.) Always, someone is supposed to wait with the gift to explain/negotiate more minor details. Everything is always done on the same day; no waiting, no return gift or searching out the other person/dragon. He assumes a baby dragon found out about him being a dragon and is trying to remember how to contact an unfamiliar dragon. (or if you want bruce/danny: he assumes his potential suitor is unfamiliar with dragon culture and trying to learn)

The cultures overlap, so neither realize that the other isn't the same species, but they're also different enough that they do not understand what's going on.

(feel free to add or disregard anything in this prompt if you want to write something based on this)

#dc x dp au #dc x dp fic idea #dragon!batman #batman is a dragon #dc x dp prompt #yes i am trying to fuel my mythical creature obsession #bruce's hoard is information #and gifts from his family #he keeps all the gifts nicely organized in a box that no one ever sees #he doesn't want his kids to roast him about how sentimental he is #he also doesn't want a single thing to get damaged #that's his drawing of him getting shot by penguin #and he loves it #i should write a separate batman prompt/au for dragon!batman #i don't really wanna #that takes effort that i don't have right now #someone remind me #dc x dp #dp x dc

[if-i-could-fly-h0me]

Why didn't the Disir pass their judgement to Uther fucking Pendragon??!?!?

What were the Triple Goddesses doing during the whole damn purge???

#Mordred's survival was Arthur's punishment for not accepting magic was it? #Couldn't the great bloody Dragon trapped under the Camelots dungeon have mysteriously escaped and roasted the damn tyrant king somehow? #Why not let Arthur be gay with his magical twink of a manservant #I'm so fucking done with this goddamned show i swear #Hate it with all my heart #BBC merlin #bbc merthur #arthur pendragon #uther pendragon #The Disir #arthur x merlin

[ice-mint]

Prince Jacaerys and Court fool Aegon.

Idk why he is dressed like that either, but he is having the time of his life. Jace is deeply concerned (his jokes aren’t even that good)

#aegon ii targaryen #jacaerys targaryen #jacegon #jacaerys x aegon #hotd #hotd fanart #house of the dragon #house of the dragon fanart #mushroom was on vacation or something #He just arrived like that to court and everyone was too akward to say anything #That is Aegon's dream job #crack jokes do silly dances and roast the king #he's slipping his resume to Rhaenyra as we speak so he gets hired when she is queen #hotd au