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ilikestuff69 · 1 year
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Who I’d cast for the Princess Bride if it were made today
(Please note that I don’t want them to remake it, Princess Bride is my favorite movie and I hope it’s never remade. This is just a fun hypothetical)
(Also if an actor is in parentheses, they are an optional casting)
Westley played by Dev Patel (Nicholas Hoult)
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Buttercup played by Saoirse Ronan (Thomasin McKenzie)
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Inigo Montoya played by Diego Luna (Pedro Pascal)
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Fezzik played by Kristian Nairn
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Vizzini played by Michael Sheen (Rainn Wilson)
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Prince Humperdinck played by Jonathan Majors (Henry Cavill)
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Count Rugen/Six-Fingered Man played by Andy Serkis (Christoph Waltz)
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The Grandpa played by Mandy Patinkin
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Miracle Max played by Nick Kroll
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Valerie played by Kate McKinnon
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seavoice · 1 year
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instead of the crying on the driveway scene ronan should have found declan hugging handcat and sobbing about their family a la hunger games katniss and buttercup post-prim's death style
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lizpaige · 6 months
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gansey is blossom
ronan is buttercup
noah is bubbles
i dont make the rules
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siblingshowdown · 1 year
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Sibling Showdown!!!
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This showdown consists of 64 sibling sets facing off against each other, as well as a few one-off polls of sets who didn’t make the actual bracket but who I wanted to include in some capacity.  Polls will last a week.  Round One of section A will go live on April 16, with section B going live the day after, section C the day after that, and section D the day after that.
Propaganda is allowed!  I just ask that it be kept positive.  Argue for your faves instead of against someone else’s.  Every sibling set who made it in the showdown is there because someone wanted them to be, so keep it kind.
Will the winners be the siblings that love each other the most?  That are most capable of killing other sibling groups with their bare hands?  That have the most sibling swag?  It’s up to you to decide!  You get to choose the manner and parameters you judge each sibling set for.
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Section A:
Edward and Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. Seiko and Ryuunosuke Tanaka (Haikyuu!!)
Wirt and Greg (Over the Garden Wall) vs.  Han Yoojin and Han Yoohyun (The S-Classes That I Raised)
Shigeo and Ritsu Kageyama (Mob Psycho 100) vs.  Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)
Sans and Papyrus (Undertale) vs. Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado (Demon Slayer)
Jiang Yanli, Wei Wuxian, and Jiang Cheng (Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed) vs. Hikaru and Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club)
Vi and Jinx (Arcane) vs. Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara (Naruto)
Sokka and Katara (Avatar: the Last Airbender) vs. Maya and Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)
Vash the Stampede and Millions Knives (Trigun) vs.  Lucas and Claus (Mother 3)
Section B:
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo Hamato (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) vs. Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack Parr (The Incredibles)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner (The Animaniacs) vs. Jazz and Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)
Huey, Dewey, and Louie (Ducktales) vs. Sitka, Denahi, and Kenai (Brother Bear)
Dion, Frazie, Razputin, Mirtala, and Queepie Aquato (Psychonauts) vs. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski, and Private (Madagascar)
Eda and Lilith Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Krispies)
Bonnie and Clemont (Pokemon X and Y) vs. Annika and Brietta (Barbie: Magic of Pegasus)
Candace, Phineas, and Ferb (Phineas and Ferb) vs. Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)
Nani and Lilo Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch) vs. Kai and Nya (Lego Ninjago)
Section C:
Maddie and Buck Buckley (911) vs. Steven, Shirley, Theo, Luke, and Nell Crain (The Haunting of HIll House)
David and Alexis Rose (Schitt’s Creek) vs. Dennis and Dee Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Jonathan Byers, Will Byers, and El Hopper (Stranger Things) vs.  Prue, Piper, and Phoebe (Charmed)
Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ben, Viktor Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy tv) vs. Mary, Billy, Freddy, Pedro, Eugene, and Darla (Shazam! movies)
Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain-Wayne, and Duke Thomas (DC comics) vs. Simon and River Tam (Firefly)
Elliot and Darlene Alderson (Mr. Robot) vs. Kara and Alex Danvers (Supergirl TV)
Connor, Kendall, Siobhan, and Roman Roy (Succession) vs. Sharpay and Ryan Evans (High School Musical)
Thor and Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe) vs. Sarah and Felix (Orphan Black)
Section D:
Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod, and Amras (The Silmarillion) vs. Antigone, Polynices, Eteocles, and Ismene (Greek Mythology/Sophocles’s Theban plays)
Coronabeth and Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb) vs. Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Nico and Bianca Di Angelo (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) vs. Declan, Ronan, and Matthew Lynch (The Raven Cycle/The Dreamer Trilogy)
Alec, Isabelle, Max Lightwood, and Jace Herondale-Lightwood (Shadowhunters) vs. Lark and Sparrow Oak (Dungeons and Daddies)
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events) vs. Linus and Lucy Van Pelt (Peanuts)
Boromir and Faramir (The Lord of the Rings) vs. Bellamy and Octavia Blake (The 100)
Katniss and Primrose Everdeen (The Hunger Games) vs. Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March (Little Women)
Kiryu Kazuma and Nishikiyama Akira (Yakuza) vs. Cain and Abel (the Torah/the Bible)
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leiflitter · 10 days
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“Right. So I’m the little chap with the armour? By that… Cart?”  “Yeah, dad. There��s two goblins in the trees, and one that’s attacking Buttercup and Ronan- Ellie and Jamie- By the horse?” Ru pointed, and Felix nodded to himself, before looking at Oliver. He seemed to understand this. He had a character that seemed far more interesting than Celix Fatton, human nobleman fighter. When they’d sat down with Ru the night before, Oliver had easily come up with a character idea and it had felt a little like betrayal. Felix was being Felix, just with armour on. He should have seen if he could have found Sir James’ old set; maybe then he’d feel like he fit in, rather than the dunce of the party. 
Felix plays D&D. He is not naturally gifted at this.
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iammistressofmyfate · 6 months
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trick or treat! :D
Hello!! Thanks for popping in!!! 🍭🍬🎃👻
How about a silly little Pynch headcanon:
Ronan and Adam always do "couple costumes" for Halloween but never tell anyone until they see them at whatever party they're going to 😂 My favorite thing related to this HC is that Ronan and Adam go as Princess Buttercup and Westley from the Princess Bride
[ask box trick-or-treat]
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theendofuno · 7 days
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The Leader - The Feared - The Hunter - The One Who Refuses to See The Truth
im allowing myself to nerdy about my own stuff alright I WANNA TALK
Ronan is the second older from the hermit group (Mari's the oldest) and the leader since Mari is more of a selfish type, he's the father figure for the younger hermits from his group and i gave him bluebells, the moth inside his lamp tho, is a representation of Harpe
he's trapping Harpe as a form of protection, he's protecting Harpe from his family, from the mean humans that are surrounding him, Ronan is Harpe's safe person and the one who he trusts his life with
(idk why i went on a rant talking about ronan specifically i think my hermit au ronarpe hyperfixation is screaming louder)
Uno has higanbanas and is not holding a lamp, with has the obvious meaning (they don't need light to see, they're feared for a reason, they're basically a feral creature) but also he don't have anything to protect, nothing really matters to them *that* much (ok now that im re-reading this is kinda badly worded, i meant like. the things that matter to them dont need him to protect, they can do it themselves)
Lass has buttercups and instead of an animal, he's holding a hyacinthus, while he refuses to directly look at it like he refuses to admit he had been missing his sibiling
Lupus has butterfly weeds and he's the one who refuses to see the truth, he refuses to admit he's one of the hermits and lives his life pretending to be fully human, cutting out his horns and ears, and if you look closely, the moth, who is supposed to represent himself, broke the lamp and is just sitting down, waiting for the moment where he'll notice he wants to go back home, the moment he'll accept himself and fly freely
anyway
people say its tough to hyperfixate on niche medias and its tough to hyperfixate on their own ocs but HAVE YOU EVER HYPERFIXATED ON AN AU YOU WROTE ABOUT A NICHE MEDIA!!!! ITS PAINFUL!!!! ITS A COMBO OF THE TWO!!!!! IM THE ONLY BITCH WHO KNOW ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!
also extra note: this is inspired by the falling cards on the lower prsk 2dmv and this shit is the most uno coded song ever (i say this every single time i find a new song)
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desertsongpdf · 3 years
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the brothers’ lynch were based off the powerpuff girls. change my mind.
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gingerbeardmansim · 2 years
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The Pratt Family
Leslie is the breadwinner in this family, and her husband, Kevin is a stay-at-home dad. While the kids are away at school, he keeps himself busy cleaning and working around the yard. A far cry from what he used to do, prior to the kids! His wife is an accomplished writer and works for the Brindleton News as Assistant Editor. Ronan is President of his HS class and honor student. Paisley, also intelligent, but prefers to be the jokester, and takes care of Buttercup the family dog.
(created by @gingerbeardmansim​)
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The Hilliard Family
Reese, a single father to his son Shay did not envision this to be his life. A former pro athlete, married to his high school sweetheart with a small son, he realized his wife was cheating on him with his best friend. He retained custody of their son, she married his "former" best friend and started popping out more kids. Shay, respects his father, jokes about his mother but his heart still aches for her. Reese would love to see him follow in his steps as an athlete, but Shay has other plans.
(created by @gingerbeardmansim​​)
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mischief-marauders · 3 years
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If your trio doesn’t have a James, Sirius, and Remus, it’s not iconic. Examples:
Heathers: Heather Chandler (James), Heather McNamara (Remus), Heather Duke (Sirius)
The Raven Cycle: Gansey (James), Ronan (Sirius), Adam (Remus)
Dead Poets Society: Charles Dalton (James), Neil Perry (Sirius), Todd Anderson (Remus)
Glee: Quinn (James), Santana (Sirius), Brittany (Remus)
Star Wars: Luke (James), Leia (Sirius), Han (Remus)
Avengers: Iron Man (James), Thor (Sirius), Captain America (Remus)
iCarly: Carly (James), Sam (Sirius), Freddy (Remus)
Powerpuff Girls: Blossom (James), Bubbles (Remus), Buttercup (Sirius)
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ronanwazlib · 2 years
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anyways i’m in a modern au rp server and here’s my boy’s kin list it is so funny to me
Sirius Black Government Assigned Kinlist
~ Harry Cameron (Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo)
~ Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
~ Peter Pan (in general except he doesn’t want to admit the negative bits and specifically from Lost in the Never-woods)
~ Rue (Euphoria)
~ Lando Calrissian (Star Wars/Solo)
~ Cassandra (Tangled the Series)
~ Jay Gatsby (the Great Gatsby)
~ Elsa (Frozen)
~ Buttercup (the Princess Bride)
~ Terra (Teen Titans)
~ Hela (Thor)
~ Sylvie (Loki series)
~ Susie (Moonrise Kingdom)
~ Zuko (ATLA)
~ Ronan Lynch (TRC)
~ Alberto (Luca)
~ Lydia (BeetleJuice)
~ Howl (Howl’s Moving Castle)
~ Thackeray Binx (Hocus Pocus)
~ Prince Adam (BATB 2017)
~ Marceline (Adventure Time)
~ Maya Heart/Sean (BMW/GMW)
~ TJ (Andi Mack)
~ Basilton Grimpitch (Carry On) (duh)
~ Dorian Gray
~ Emma (Jane Austen’s Emma but specifically Anya Taylor Joy’s)
~ Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
~ Tio Bruno (Encanto)
~ Like a weird amalgamation of Prince Henry AND Alex (RWRB)
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jackwolfes · 2 years
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ok this is random but what do you think are your favourite characters’ favorite flowers?
ooh! this is fun!
Jesper strikes me as someone who’d kind the kind on jurda plants, because he grew up around them and he’s a very nostalgic boy. I also like that canonically he loves but finds himself upset by cherry blossoms because Aditi is buried beneath a cherry tree
I want to say tulips for Wylan, because they’re simple and elegant and bright and also I feel like given the whole Amsterdam vibe SOC has, he’d have grown up around them and like above find them nostalgic
Blue Sargent seems like someone to stubbornly say “a cactus” if asked, but I think she’d find things like clover flowers or daisies or buttercups really nice - things that are common and everywhere and make grass a little brighter
I think Adam Parrish would like anything yellow, and anything fresh, where he can see it coming out of a night shift and settle into the fact that spring is okay. Maybe a crocus?
Ronan would probably prefer something ethereal and magical and dreamt, that glows in the dark and tastes like chocolate
Of Henry Fox and Alex Claremont-Diaz, I think everyone would expect Henry to love roses, but I think Alex would like them best. I think Henry would prefer sunflowers.
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the-ace-with-spades · 3 years
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(6/6) the best is yet to be
five times someone realized Ronan and Adam were basically married and one time they actually were
Part 1 │Part 2 │Part 3 │Part 4 │Part 5 Read on ao3
They were getting married.
It wasn't exactly planned — any part of it, really, all just came up on its own or spiraled into place after years of floating in the air. Adam came from his final year earlier than expected — than Ronan expected, really, apparently Adam planned it to be a surprise — having taken a heavier workload in the first semester and finishing his dissertation in March. He had told Ronan he would miss Easter and he did, coming only two days later.
It was the beginning of April and the weather that week had been unexpectedly good and they sat in the fields, Ronan was braiding his third flower crown — one had been eaten by Opal, one was on Adam's head.
"It's so warm in Virginia," Adam said, directing his face into the sun. He always complained about Harvard being cold, no matter how many blankets and sweaters Ronan had sent him. "It's the most dream-like part here. We should get married in spring and have a wedding in the meadows, it would look like from a Victorian novel."
He said it way too casually to justify Ronan's heart attempting to escape his ribcage at such alarming speed. He also didn't add anything, just leaned further on his elbows, touching Ronan's shoulder with his forehead.
Ronan didn't even think before he got up, making Adam fell on his face, and told him, "Fucking wait here and don't move even an inch."
It took him twenty minutes to run to the house, throw away all the cookbooks from the shelf in the kitchen — the shelf Adam was forbidden from touching after his third attempt at crêpes — grab a small cardboard box from behind the backboard, and run back. Making his way through the meadow, he wished he had put it in something better-looking and not just left it in the same box he picked it up from the jewelry shop.
Adam was still sitting where he left him, this time with Opal on his knees, showing her how to finish the flower crown Ronan abandoned.
Ronan felt his hands sweat.
He kneeled down.
Adam stared at him, his arms going limp around Opal. He frowned. "Ronan?"
He said it so softly Ronan could feel his heart growing at the sound.
When he resized the ring — one of his mom's, one of the few she wore outside of her wedding band — he had told himself that he will make a plan. At first, he thought about taking Adam to Lindenmere, but they were there too often for it to be something special and Ronan wanted it to be something special. He thought about restaurants and hikes and dreamt fireworks and writing it on a cow's fur and going on a boat on the lake. He thought about putting the ring in a birthday cupcake — although with Ronan's luck, Adam would choke on it — or in a flute of champagne — Adam didn't drink alcohol — and he thought about a hundred different foods he could cook for him. It all didn't seem right, seemed overly cheesy or normal or conventional, and they were anything but that.
Adam was anything but that.
So Ronan kneeled there, in the meadow full of spring flowers and fresh grass, and both of his knees were getting wet from the muddy ground and he had the most gorgeous view of Adam's face drawn by a flower crown made of buttercups, golden ragworts, and with Virginia bluebells falling onto his forehead and ears. With his warm complexion and light freckles and even warmer blue eyes, Adam looked like the spring personified.
They had to marry in spring.
"Fuck," he said finally. "I don't know what to—how to..."
Adam turned around to the side more, Opal's head falling more onto his right shoulder. They were both looking at him, the same shade of blue piercing through Ronan's soul.
Adam raised one hand to his face, stroking his thumb over Ronan's cheekbone. "Hey," he said. "You don't have to."
He did have to.
Ronan ripped the box, throwing the scraps on the ground.
"Marry me."
Adam's hand moved down, curving around Ronan's nape. "Of course."
It wasn't a question and it wasn't a yes, but—
But it was enough and they were engaged. And Adam Parrish, the boy of his dreams, was his fiancé.
When they got back home — and Ronan hadn't let go of Adam's hand the whole time, even when Ronan protested saying she wanted them to swing her back and forth between them — Adam stopped in the foyer.
"Go wait in the kitchen," he said and went upstairs in a quick stride.
So Ronan did. He made them coffee and sat down, suddenly feeling nervous, the tension fleeting back into his tightly wound shoulders.
Adam came back downstairs, sat on the other side of the table with a grin.
"I got you a ring too," he said, lying a velvet box onto the table. "I was going to propose on my graduation day."
He opened the box. It was a simple black gold ring with Celtic engraving but it must have cost at least a month of unstopping hard work, divided between a longer time — it meant so much more if one knew the true value.
The room suddenly seemed very quiet, Ronan could only hear the humming coming from their old fridge and his own thoughts sprinting through his head.
Ronan started crying.
It was an involuntary response. He didn't know he needed it, needed to know that Adam wanted it as much as Ronan did, that he wanted Ronan to feel as special as Ronan wanted Adam to feel. He thought that it was implied, that he was the one to notice when Adam was ready and he was the one to propose then.
Adam was still smiling. "Is that a yes?"
"Have I ever fucking said no to you?"
Adam licked his lips. "Well, yesterday, I asked you to do the laundry and—"
"Just give me the ring, Parrish."
So Adam takes it out of the box — which was way prettier than Ronan's because it was Adam and Adam paid attention to every detail, always — grabs Ronan's hand with an unbelievable gentle touch and puts the ring on his finger.
He leaned over the table, holding Ronan's hand in both of his, and pulled it closer to his lips, kissing Ronan's in slow and light as a feather movement.
Ronan couldn't stop crying for good fifteen minutes.
The next Sunday, Ronan asked Adam to go to the mass with him. He had never asked before but Adam sometimes came with him — when he was back from Harvard only for the weekend and didn't want to leave Ronan even for an hour — and Ronan always celebrated it deep within his heart. He didn't tell him why he wanted him to come with him.
The mass ended, people started to leave and Ronan went the opposite way, to Father Cohen who was still standing at the front of the altar.
"Boys," he said, despite the two of them being twenty-three. "I haven't talked to you in a while. How are you doing?"
Adam opened his mouth to say something that was probably polite and good-natured, but Ronan said instead, "When is the closest opening for a marriage ceremony?"
Adam turned around and raised his eyebrow. Father Cohen didn't look any less surprised than him either, wide-eyed, his mouth open but not making a sound.
"Let me grab our calendar," he said after a very long silence. He was clearly stunned that Ronan, who he had known since he was about two and was brought to church for the first time, was getting married.
Ronan was stunned too.
He left to the sacristy in a daze and Adam, as soon as he was out of sight, asked, "What are you doing?"
"What? You said you want a spring wedding. It's spring."
Because St. Agnes was a small church, Father Cohen gave them a list of dates that weren't open, rather than the open ones. It consisted of a whole total of three dates in the next three months, the first open spot being in two weeks.
Ronan said they would take it.
They — or rather Ronan, seeing as Adam was still so shellshocked that Ronan felt like he was tricking him into this marriage — thanked him and Ronan gave Father Cohen Adam's email to forward them any documents they needed to fill.
They were outside the church and Adam still didn't say a word.
"If you don't want to get married now—"
"Do you know how much paperwork it's going to be?" Adam interrupted him.
Ronan blinked, very slowly and — if he dared to admit — fondly. This was the man he chose to marry. The man who agreed to marry him. Who asked him to marry him back.
"Are you fucking serious?" he asked. "This is what you're worried about? We just have to get the marriage license and we're done."
Done sounded like this was something Ronan was forced into.
"Yeah, but I'll have to call DMV, SSA, my bank," Adam listed off. "I'll have to pay for the last-minute change of my diploma if Harvard even lets me change it so close to graduation."
He wasn't making sense. "What? Are they suddenly adding married to on a diploma?"
Adam scrunched his eyebrows in the manner that always made Ronan want to kiss his forehead — he would always do that when dealing with someone stupid.
"No, but I'd prefer not to deal with the explanation why my name doesn't match the one on my diploma to any of my future employers."
Oh. Oh.
"You want to—like, take my name?"
Adam smacked his side. "Don't be an idiot," he said, frowning. "Of course I—I mean, unless you don't want me to—"
"I want you to," Ronan replied instantly.
"Well, then you're helping me fill all those documents."
They filled the paperwork Father Cohen sent Adam and went to the courthouse the next day, getting a marriage license and leaving it, and newly bought wedding bands, in church on the way home.
Then came the first problem — telling everyone.
They had been sitting on the couch, both of their phones on the coffee table in front of them, and argued about who was going to tell Gansey.
It was, technically, not a big deal. Gansey would be, in the end, happy for them, but in the end was the keyword here — it'd be proceeded by a rant, a scolding, lots of detailed questions like, why didn't you tell us sooner, and none of them knew how to answer them. Calling Blue would result in the same outcome, as Gansey was bound to butt into the conversation once Blue forwarded the message.
"Maybe we just don't fucking tell him and the maggot," Ronan suggested.
"And how is gonna know to show up for the wedding?"
Ronan groaned, hitting his forehead on Adam's shoulder. Repetitively.
"Maybe I'll just text him," he added. "Or you text him. He's used to being ghosted by you after you text him."
This wasn't actually such a horrible idea so Ronan took his phone, typed out something that would have minimal detail, showing it to Adam, who retyped something else.
The final result was, bring maggot and cheng next sunday to the barns at 1. wear something nice.
Ronan sent the text. Gansey called him within three minutes. Ronan declined the call. Gansey called Adam after another two minutes, which he also declined. Instead, Adam texted Maura, with the same but slightly more polite message.
It left them with Declan and Matthew.
"They are your brothers," Adam said when Ronan suggested he could call them.
"I texted Dick," he countered. "It's your turn."
"It's your turn," Adam mocked. "Is this how it's gonna be for the rest of our life?"
Ronan grinned. The rest of their life sounded so good. "Yeah, get used to that."
Adam bit his lip, holding himself back from grinning back. "Fine."
Adam texted Declan, Church is at 1 30 next week, be at the Barns at 1, kind of lying. The important thing was, Ronan didn't have to deal with Declan. If he was the one to send such a text, Declan would inevitably start calling him as soon as he read it, not giving up until Ronan picked up or straight up driving from DC just to know what was going on.
Which put them on Sunday next week, preparing for the arrival of everyone.
They had prepared the meadow the day before, taking a dreamt stretchable tent there and carried the grill there, among with the living room table and chairs and a dreamt stereo that connected to Spotify despite now electricity or no Internet connection. The field now turned mostly yellow, with occasional bluebell here or there, but it was still an amazing view — Ronan planned to make another flower crown for Adam, once they were already married. Right now they left the tent without food, watched by Chainsaw who soared in circles, sitting on the table from time to time.
It was cozy, probably cozier than even the smallest wedding receptions were but Adam would never agree to have a big party in some rented venue and Ronan hated any venue he had looked up online. It suited them.
Opal was ready, dressed first out of the three of them. She had insisted she wanted to be a flower girl — they didn't even know she knew what that was — and allowed them to put herself in a better-looking pair of culottes and a white shirt.
She had a fool basket of dandelions and buttercups ready — hidden, so she wouldn't eat it before they even left for the church — and probably was already muddy, seeing as she left the house as soon as Adam told her she was done.
It left Ronan and Adam, squeezing in front of the main bathroom mirror while they both put on their suits.
"So, how pissed Dick will be?"
Adam didn't look at Ronan when answering, concentrating on making his tie straight instead. Ronan planned to crook it again as soon as he was done.
"Gansey? He'll be fine, he is used to you, isn't he," he said. "I'm more worried about Blue. Or your brother."
Declan. It was clear he meant Declan.
They had become better over the years, to the point that Ronan could finally, without any guilt or any anger, call him family. The first time he had referred to him just as his older brother and not his dickhead older brother, about two years ago, Ronan was taken aback but not with an unpleasant aftertaste. They talked about the stuff that made them angry and about their dad, but he still could easily come off as judgemental towards Ronan's impulsive life decisions and Ronan had never really learned what he thought about him and Adam, and those two things were unvaryingly connected in this case.
"You don't think he will, like, leave?"
Adam turned around, his full attention on Ronan. His face softened in a way that used to be foreign as he took Ronan's face into his hands.
"No, Ronan, of course he won't," he said. "I'm sure he's going to have gray hair before he turns twenty-seven, but he won't leave. Jordan would make him sleep on the couch if he did."
He smiled at Ronan, the reassuring kind of smile that was mostly transmitted through his eyes.
Ronan grabbed one of his palms and kissed it. Then he crooked Adam's tie.
Fifteen minutes before everyone was about to arrive, Ronan and Adam sat down on the porch. Opal was sitting in the grass behind the banister, her pants already a bit muddy, observing snails. Or maybe eating them.
The first car came, the obnoxious orange of it visible from the beginning of the long driveway, followed by a shiny black Volvo.
Adam and Ronan stayed seated until all seven of them were out of the cars.
"What is going on?" Blue asked.
Hennessy, Jordan, Declan, and Matthew were standing on the right of the stairs to the porch, and Gansey, Cheng, and Blue were standing on the left. Ronan felt surrounded, especially with Adam now pushing his lower back and staring at him like he wanted Ronan to begin.
Ronan was not going to begin. "You go first, Parrish."
"You shithead," he grumbled under his breath, sending him a death glare. "Can't believe I'm signing myself for an eternity of this."
Ronan's grin widened.
Loud enough for everyone to hear it, Adam said, "We're getting married."
"What?"
"In half an hour," Adam added.
And the chaos erupted.
Matty, bless his heart — and Cheng, but without the blessing — was as excited as if it was his wedding, Blue was asking, again and again, how could they not tell her, and Gansey and Declan kept on asking, shouting over each other, whether this was a joke. Hennessy had to step away because she was laughing so loud.
"I hate this," Adam told him, close to his ear. "Why did we decide to get married again?"
"So you can have a brand new name and steal my fortune?" he said, nudging him with his elbow. He got a beautiful chuckle as a reward. "Cover your ear, baby."
Ronan came to the agreement with Adam — after an argument about Murder Squash in the car — that Adam's hearing was to be prioritized and he was to avoid ear-splitting noises at all costs. So no sudden, loud noises around Adam.
Adam covered his ear and stepped aside.
"SHUT UP," he shouted with the voice of someone who trained traditional Irish singing for ten years, making everyone quiet down. "We're getting married, end of the story. You can now move along with the crowd or leave."
Ronan hoped nobody left.
Nobody left, but everyone did shut up. Blue, Gansey, and Declan were all looking like they wanted to say something still, and Jordan now looked as amused as Hennessy.
Adam stepped up closer to the stairs, grabbing Ronan's hand on the way. "Gansey, you're going to be our witness."
Ronan squeezed his hand. "And you, Dickwad," he said, clearly looking at Declan, "are our second witness."
There was a very long silence when everyone stared at Ronan as if he grew a second head, Declan, in particular, like he was about to cry. Adam squeezed his hand.
When they discussed who they wanted to be the witness at their wedding, they agreed on Gansey immediately. Declan was Ronan's first choice for the second person, Blue was Adam's. Adam wasn't surprised, even expected that apparently, but Ronan realized that while his and Declan's relationship was getting better, there was a lot that they would never fully leave behind. Ronan didn't mind that and this was supposed to convey it without using the words. Clearly, it was a very bold statement.
"I told you I should have put on a suit," Gansey broke the silence, turning to Blue. "I can't go to church just in a shirt." He had dress pants and a white shirt on.
"Jesus fuck, Dick, you're not walking Adam down the aisle, you don't need a three-piece suit," Ronan said, hoping they have somehow omitted the rant and the scolding for now.
"Yeah, but Declan might walk Ronan," Adam added with a smirk. Ronan squeezed his hand hard enough to be uncomfortable, but he didn't budge, continuing, "Opal wanted to be a flower girl so someone has to do it."
Declan still didn't say anything.
Everyone packed back into their cars, Adam managed to put Opal in her car seat without getting the mud on his white suit while Ronan grabbed her flower basket from the house.
In the church — where Calla, Maura, and Dean were already waiting — the two of them left Opal with everyone and went to Father Cohen. After that, Adam told him he would go to the bathroom before the ceremony began and asked Ronan to watch that Opal didn't eat the flowers.
"Hey," he spoke up before Adam left. "Aren't you forgetting something?"
He tapped his cheek and Adam chuckled.
"I'll be back in less than five minutes," he noticed.
"Don't care."
Adam rolled his eyes. Ronan leaned in and Adam kissed him on the cheek.
"I'll be back. In less than five minutes."
"I'm counting," Ronan told him.
He was left alone in front of the altar, what with almost everyone sitting down, Gansey having Blue adjust Dean's tie under his collar — it was too long to ever fit him properly — and with Father Cohen back at the sacristy.
It, unfortunately, left Ronan alone with Declan. "Ronan," he said.
"Yes, this is my fucking name."
He made a face. "Can you be serious for a moment?"
Ronan could, if he wanted to, but right now, he wasn't in the mood.
"Do you really want me to—to be your witness?"
This was exactly why Ronan didn't want to tell him about the wedding.
"You just have to sign your name on a stupid piece of paper," Ronan said, which was technically the truth but also not really. "It's not a big deal."
And Declan didn't say anything, just stared at Ronan with a blank face. If he wasn't so used to it, it'd make him fidget.
And then he hugged Ronan. It wasn't even the arm-clapping-his-back hug, it was the arms-around-shoulders and I'm-not-letting-you-go hug that he used to give Ronan when he didn't want to go to elementary school.
Over Declan's shoulder, he saw Jordan, giving him a two-handed thumbs up. Ronan hated all the weirdos in this family equally.
Which meant not at all.
"You will get snot on my jacket if you start crying," he said. It was probably too late for that.
Before he knew it, Matty was sandwiching the both of them in between his arms with a grip of someone who played in a college league lacrosse team, squeezing them to the point that both Declan and Ronan had to protest. Together.
Adam came back in front of the altar with Father Cohen in tow.
Ronan stood on the left side, Adam stood on the right. Declan was behind Ronan, Gansey behind Adam. Opal, right now holding their rings on a cushion that was tucked into her flower basket, was in between them.
Ronan smiled and Adam smiled back.
The ceremony began.
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rusalkii · 3 years
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snowdrop and buttercup?
snowdrop; what does your ideal day look like?
So I got halfway through describing a possible ideal day and realized I was just talking about last Monday when I got to wake with cuddles and then @just-evo-now went to see @salt-and-bramble and Ronan and got to pet him, went climbing, got ice cream, and then came home and talked with my housemates out on the porch for a while. cuddles! friends! very good dog! fun things with friends! casual sprawling conversations where I know everyone well! it was good <3
buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?
People dying is bad and I would like not that please.
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wildspaceyokel · 4 years
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A long time ago in a Big Box store far away...
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Custom Kitchens Manager Chaf'orm'bintrano finally has to fire delinquent employee Mitth’raw’nuruodo for “excessive shenanigans.”
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Not one to let anyone, especially Formbi, tell him what to do, Ikea employee Thrawn decides he will quit instead, and walks out the front door flipping everyone off.
Formbi is about to start a fist fight with Thrawn in the parking lot when HR Manager Ronan runs out and reminds him that if Thrawn quits, they won’t have to pay out unemployment benefits and he can get an extra bonus from it. Formbi decides to spend his bonus on buying some new yellow sweaters for his precious pet Sphinx cat, Lady Buttercup.
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Somebody please tell me that somewhere out there someone has drawn or written a Pynch Princess Bride something or other. 
I cannot believe I’m thinking of this AFTER Halloween has passed. 
But Adam and Ronan as Buttercup and Westley respectively, for Halloween? 
I can’t be the only one, right?
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