#salad gang

[worm-priest]

I think that it’s almost ironic how Corpse, of all people, seems to just accidentally surround himself with people on the ace spectrum

You know like, the golf with friends streams where we’d get Emma, Tina, Karl and 5up on stream together with Corpse (+ Brooke).

I just love that dynamic for some reason

#corpse husband #emma langevin #Karl jacobs #5up #tinakitten #and by that i don’t mean that it impacts the way they interact with each other #just the idea is funny if you know corpse or his music #salad gang

[crownmystars]

i need a salad gang+dtq stream like i need air

#bonus points if foosh punz and sylvee are there #just big time missing late night stream that felt like being in a friend group #feeling parasocial :') #like!! bring back golf streams or gang beasts! #ripley talks #salad gang #dtkq

[soullessjack]

it genuinely kills me very slowly to think that some people can only ever think of jack as the destiel kid and not like an actual person with a myriad of maladjustments or silly funny personality quirks. like he has a whole special red and white fleece lined Christmas jacket and is canonically acknowledged as looking like a stupid hot white boy without any thoughts behind his eyes. He killed a whole fucking archangel and then decided that he really wanted to try making some friends like a week later. they wanna be normal and nice so bad and pretend to be some normal small town boy next door all the time but they were literally so angry once that it took three gunshots fired in the back to make him calm and reasonable.

he stress eats and stays in their room for weeks on end when they’re depressed or upset. they line their shoes up and fold their shirts and wear bright yellow vans and red hi-tops. he’s narratively paralleled to Anakin but his favorite character is Ahsoka. he pretended to be a coke addict and pretended to be a pretty new boy next door again to flirt with a hopelessly romantic girl. women want him and he’s absolutely clueless about it. women and men and probably fish fear him too. he dresses like a combination between an elderly man and a 70’s sitcom hippie. he was literally called Bieber and Suite Life. they like stripe patterns and Hawaiian pizza and movies and computers.

they’re literally an autistic person who just explodes shit when they get overstimulated. They watch riverdale and constantly sweep their hair back in a specific stylistic choice bc he likes looking like that. he fucking decapitated a whole Gorgon and then stole the guy’s snake as a trophy. he says shut up when he’s mad and calls things stupid and says they suck. he’s a teenage girl. he’s. A Teenage boy. He’s non-binary. He sat on the throne of god in grass stained jeans and clunky grandpa sneakers and left it all behind without even blinking as soon as his shitty bunker home called out to him. He sticks his tongue out when he’s focused on something and his left eye pulls up into a squint when he smiles reallt wide and his smile is crooked and he has sleepy eyelids . They decided to defy death herself just to rescue someone he mildly remembered caring about once and then blackmailed a reaper into helping with said rescue plan.

He got turned into the tiniest ugliest dog ever and got a thermometer shoved up his ass in the same episode where he’s narratively symbolized by the ouroboros symbol and makes the deliberate choice of destroying his soul just to selfishly keep his family bc he legitimately cannot handle thinking about losing them without going insane. his nicknames are sweetheart and darling boy and pal and buddy and Jackie Boy and slugger and he apologized to a girl for upsetting her like two episodes after ripping a man’s heart out and eating it raw. He literally actively wants to be a silly little guy that everyone likes but he’s so insane and unwell at the same time. he’s the best character ever and I need the entire world to understand this and to see him as more than just the destiel baby or I will also explode. .

#okay gn I have a teeth cleaning thing tomorrow #that’s enough word salad from me I’m just being autistic and gushing about how much I love jack #spn #jack kline #supernatural #he smiled while he killed Michael too….dont even get me started on what he did with Nick …. god he’s so #he’s so ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #literally the character of all fucking time I will not be arguing about this I love him so much #jackposting #spn fandom #I’m . Augh . #having emotions sorry gang #liek yes yes we get it he looks like them both can you say something else please #he’s like . a fully functioning person with thoughts and development btw. if you even care #he’s so cool and awesome and silly #category 7 autism event #jack spn #destiel #but only briefly

[sofiaruelle]

Just gal pals casually hanging out.

#if i have the enrgy the ass gang is in the BG #setting uo their own blanket for outdoor movie night #stardew valley #stardew valley leah #sdv leah x farmer #farmer leche #salad milk spoon and fork #tw: drinking #tw: red horse beer

[starlightsuncrow]

i have strawberry crow for half a day, i would die for him.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 fan submission #gw2 sylvari #gw2 oc #my art #sketches #im gonna bring berry crow back with the gang i must make them my baby sensory fruits #a whole fruit salad... #crow #selkastra #anyway being scary is crows purpose since his creation not even in gw2 and i should do it more<<<<<< says to themselves

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

The Aftershow AU headcanons

Trent and Courtney have a bad habit of being pushed into pools

Tyler still can't do a kickflip

Sierra has to BRAWL with the urge to take home every pigeon she sees

Geoff once had a baby shower that involved an exploding cake, courtesy of Brody, Tyler, Izzy, and Lindsay. Very few people made it out of that party without bits of frosting and pink cake in their hair.

Duncan is Trisha's babysitter. She is terrified of him because she thinks he's secretly a vampire or a werewolf. She snuck into way too many of her parent's movie nights

Trisha tried to play dead to scare Duncan off, but that just ended with him having to wash ketchup and fruit punch out of her hair.

Leshawna is practically a magnet for excited dogs, she's approached by at least one whenever she goes out.

Around the holidays, Gwen makes the dumbest paintings ever and sends them to everyone she knows.

Harold roams the house late at night, he has scared the hell out of Leshawna several times by standing silently in the living room or kitchen.

Geoff is a certified Peanut Dad

Courtney glares at Cody and Harold whenever they make Ace Attorney references about her job as a lawyer

Trent and Owen talk in their sleep

Scott fell off the roof of his farmhouse once

Eva once found Lauren hanging from the ceiling fan when she was 4. She didn't bother questioning how she got up there

All of Geoff's friends have received at least one Hawaiian shirt from him as a gift

Izzy snorkels in the bathtub

Noah gets bad cases of the midnight munchies

Heather laughs whenever little kids trip and fall down

Justin, Lindsay, Brick, and Dakota watch Mean Girls and Legally Blonde religiously

Justin and Alejandro constantly commission Brick for outfits

Ezekiel loves going on ferry rides

Duncan, Alejandro, Mal, Scott, and Sam have a yearly tradition where they go to an Amusement park, have a mini eating contest, and go on the wildest rides to see who can last the longest without vomiting. The winner gets a free favour from each of the losers.

Trent owns a motorcycle

Geoff is an honorary member of the Drama Brothers, but he only sings/performs with them once in a while

Bridgette took Lindsay surfing and watched her get obliterated by a wave

Lindsay enjoys water skiing with DJ and Bridgette

Duncan got him and Scott matching possum onesies

Cody makes biscuits on Alejandro like a cat

Lindsay begs Gwen to go on slushie-dates with her

Alejandro forgets to tie his hair up on most rollercoasters, much to Heather's annoyance. She yanks his hair mid-coaster to scare the shit out of him so he ties it up before they go on any more rides

Geoff has a Mariah Carey cosplay that he wears while singing "All I want for Christmas is you"

Duncan dresses up as the grinch every Christmas

Trent and Harold are forklift certified

#These are so fun to come up with #I love these goobers #total drama #I am NOT tagging all those characters #Geoff can't help the urge to have insane baby showers #laugh laugh salad spinner gang #The Aftershow AU #Heather on her way to make alejandro think his hair got caught on a part of the rollercoaster #Mariah Carey geoff WILL be real #total drama au #total drama hcs

[merger-of-the-words]

#ides of march #julius caesar #caesar salad #knifeplay #knife gang #i have polls now #i love polls #memes #nerdy memes #tumblr polls #beware the ides of march

[mcyt-correct]

George: Wait what was that you had on- open on your monitor, Karl? That's weird

Brooke: Yeah Karl come on

Karl: ✨P O R N✨

Tina: WHAT???

Brooke: Karl. Jacobs.

George: Karl what?

Tina: Kaaarrlll :(

5up: Oh that reminds me! Actually- Brooke have you tried-

Tina: What?? What reminds you-

5up: No! Nonono-

#PLS THIS WAS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY #mcyt #correct quotes #georgenotfound #georgenotfound quotes #brookeab #brookeab quotes #karl jacobs #karl jacobs quotes #tina kitten #tina kitten quotes #5up #5up quotes #what do i even call this group of people and where is this clip from #the salad gang

[antvnger]

Because I'm craving some potatoes, and I want to know more about you guys...

Scott gets to know tumblr friends poll 1/?

Photos below to help you decide &/or make you hungry like I am

French fries

curly fries/waffle fries

steak fries/potato wedges

mashed potatoes/loaded mashed potatoes

baked potato/loaded baked potato

tater tots/hash browns

potato salad

potato soup

potato chips

#scott polls the gang #scott lang #ant-man #scott gets to know tumblr friends #scott gets to know tumblr friends poll #potatoes #potato #fries #potato chips #potato salad #potato soup #mashed potatoes #baked potato #potato wedges #tater tots #curly fries #waffle fries #did I just type all of these in the tags #yes #yes I did #wow #antman #ant man

[saladfingersau]

Salad, how’s Yvonne? You know, your daughter? Haven’t seen much of the wee lass in a while, hoping she’s alright!

#au #horror #salad fingers #david firth #salad fingers gang au #2000s nostalgia

[readyforthegarden]

I need the caesar salad gang to know that caesar salad betrayed me and I woke up violently ill from it at 4am and I don’t know how to trust it ever again

#sad day for the caesar salad gang

[drawfee-quot3s]

here's my final take on the scalloped potato. it's like, in the potato world. the caprese salad of the potato world.

uuuuuuhhhh

look. look-

it's not- it isn't

- julia, jacob, karina, + nathan

drawfee extra: "ranking things 100% perfectly (and no one gets upset)"

#i had to google what a caprese salad is #bc im cheap and asda just calls them box of mozzarella and shit #or whatever #ftr julia is absolutely wrong #i have no clue in what world scalloped potatoes are in any way equivalent to caprese salad #in julia's Julia little world obviously #but that is incomprehensible to us common folk #julia lepetit #julia drawfee #jacob andrews #jacob drawfee #karina farek #karina drawfee #nathan yaffe #nathan drawfee #the whole gang is here #drawfee stream #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee extra #ranking things 100% perfectly (and no one gets upset) #potato

[lofilesbo]

fruit salad, yummy yummy

new gw2 characters with @jollycryptid (it/its for both)

#gw2 #aroace gang #agender too #my beloved salads

[cubelogic]

i am NOT shuttinf up abt qsmp korea btw

#just found out sk mcyt has like. a salad gang? and theyre all fruits and vegetables? theres an apple man and an orange man #theyre all thematic? im obsessed #im so excited i wonder who else is going to join #ogp

[muffingnf]

george’s uno stream tomorrow is just reminding me of when george karl tina and brooke played uno and george and tina became sunshine duo that stream was so GOOODDDDDD

#that like. month and a half #where george was adopted by salad gang #was so good for Me personally #i’d love to see dtqk hang out with brooke more tbh

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Look who pulled up!!!

#they are going on the yukon striker #they are going to complain about the food prices #one of them is going to fall asleep in the line for the leviathan #total drama #td alejandro #td duncan #td scott #td mal #td sam #Salad Spinner Gang #they are only leaving when the park closes #they are getting tim hortons on the way home