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starlightsuncrow · 7 months

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i have strawberry crow for half a day, i would die for him.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 fan submission #gw2 sylvari #gw2 oc #my art #sketches #im gonna bring berry crow back with the gang i must make them my baby sensory fruits #a whole fruit salad...#crow #selkastra #anyway being scary is crows purpose since his creation not even in gw2 and i should do it more<<<<<< says to themselves

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redshoes-blues · 2 years

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This is the gayest photo I’ve ever seen

#a whole fruit salad #steddie #ronance #hawkins is the gay capital of the usa #fruity four #stranger things #ST4

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princelancey · 1 year

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There are other people in the room guys

#There's a whole fruit salad happening in these pictures #lance stroll #aston martin f1 #formula 1 #f1 #checo perez

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the-triggered-lizard · 7 months

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IM SORRY, BUT THIS IS THE FRUITIEST FIT AND POSE I'VE EVER SEEN.

#Why is he so swole???#He also got his dad's cape #wanderlust jd #wanderlust just dance #this is the guy JD tries to convince us of just being pals with Jack Rose #just dance #just dance 2024 #he's the whole goddamn fruit salad at this point #he went from twirly twink to dancey twunk #what happened???

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fruit-salad-ship · 5 months

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You may only have the second half of this, and speculate wildly about what Peach is wearing...unless youre one of the patreons who made this happen, inflicting psychic damage on me with your horny wants.

#grey out here fully accepting his fate is a whole ass mood #if i die #i die happy #fruit salad #brainrot #doodle #suggestive

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master-kohga-dating-sim · 9 months

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*walking around gay Legend Of Zelda* GAYnondorf??? DEMIse??? ghiraHIM??? MASTER KOHGA???

#he is the whole fruit salad #kohga #ganondorf #demise loz #ghirahim #shitpost

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daxdraws · 4 days

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FRUIT SALAD DAYS 🍎

ch1 - pg19

start here!

#okay same as last time!! ill post one page an hour to space it out but the whole update is available on the website rn #7 pg update this time #fruit salad days #webcomic #comic #ocs

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wilmonsyeehoe · 2 years

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liking young royals is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking young royals is gay. you are GAY.

#we're a whole bowl of fruit salad #i clicked on a lil swedish show about a prince but i didn't expect the extra fruitinism #young royals

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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy · 2 months

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home from work

#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

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mirandapriestlyswife · 6 days

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Literally the first search recommendation when I look up tdwp on tik tok😭

#the devil wears prada #devil wears prada #tdwp #miranda priestly #miranda was a whole fruit salad #mirandy is canon trust me #mirandy #andrea x miranda #lesbian #wlw memes

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mooseonahunt · 8 months

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leon is straight stop being delusional this is exactly why I hate how popular the remake got it attracted freaks like you who insist on making everything gay

First and only time I’m gonna answer an ask like this. Not actually worth my time, but I want to make it very clear that I don’t tolerate this kind of shit from anyone.

1. Kiss my ass

2. I don’t give a fuck?? You being homophobic isn’t gonna stop me from shipping him with Luis. In fact, I’ll ship them even harder out of spite. And the Resident Evil fandom has always had a dedicated queer fanbase I don’t know why you’re acting like the RE4 Remake suddenly brought queer fans out of the woodwork. Did it attract more queer fans/spawn a new generation of queer fan content? Yeah, but boo-fucking-hoo so what??

Serennedy was a thing with the original RE4, too, and Chris x Leon has been around for ages, so Luis aside, your fave has been shipped with men from the get-go. Grow the fuck up.

It’s honestly laughable that you call me a freak for “making everything gay” considering you went out of your way to say all this homophobic bullshit anonymously. Bet you feel so brave, huh? You really stood up for straight rights. Look at you 🥺🥺 Way to stick it to the man 🥺🥺 Leon is sooo proud of you for standing up for his heterosexuality. You want a medal for this?

I am unapologetically queer, and I will continue to project it onto characters. Does that scare you? You gonna piss your pants if I say I think Ada and Luis are transgender? Gonna go cry to mommy if I say Chris is bisexual? Or that Jill and Claire are lesbians who kiss and go on dates?

First and only time you’ll get this reaction from me through asks. Blocking any other hate I see on sight. Go sit in the corner and reflect on the wrong you did, dipshit, before I become your new step dad.

#tw homophobia #anyways #it’s always ‘leon isn’t gay!’ but it’s never ‘Luis isn’t gay’ even the homophobes know that man is a whole fruit salad #suspect #moose answers #moose posting

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biophilianutrition · 5 months

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