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[dumb-teambucciarati-headcanons]

Giant snowball fight headcanons (but it’s all of passione and they aren’t trying to kill each other)

Giorno: he didn’t make an alliance with anyone and no one really knows what they should expect from him, and if they should be scared or not. He built a snow fort to hide in and attack from, and his plan is to leave it when there are not many people left so that he might be able to uncover who the boss is.

Bruno: also doesn’t have an alliance with anyone, but isn’t gonna get any of his team out. Uses sticky fingers to avoid snowballs and detaches his arm to send them flying further. He hides in trees to ambush people when they aren’t expecting it.

Abbacchio: he was the first one out and willingly, and now he is just drinking wine and enjoying the peace and quiet.

Mista: used the pistols to send the snowballs wherever he wants. Was in an alliance with Narancia and Trish. He got out really fast by one of his own snowballs.

Narancia: used Aerosmith to see where the others were and ambush them. Somehow managed to catch things on fire. Got out quickly because he is silly. He wanted to get Fugo out, but couldn’t find him.

Fugo: is hiding.

Trish: the only one in her alliance still in because everyone is too afraid to get out the bosses daughter. Also her ability to make things soft has been useful in getting missed snowballs to bounce back on people.

Polpo: is in jail, so they got him out pretty fast.

Zucchini or whatever his name was: Got out really fast. Was in an alliance with Sale of course. Narancia took him out right after Abbacchio got out.

Sale: is still in because he has been making the snowballs freeze mid air before they reach him. Is very afraid of Bruno because he has been hiding in them trees.

Formaggio: is small.

Illuso: he got out really fast by his teammates. They were mad at him because he left his hair in the shower drain.

Prosciutto: is in an alliance with Pesci and Risotto. He wanted to use his stand, but Risotto didn’t want to have to deal with wrinkles and back pains.

Pesci: very scared, he built a fort for himself to help protect him from the scary snowballs.

Melone: Ghiacco got him out really fast because he was being annoying.

Ghiacco: this is his territory. He doesn’t even need to make snowballs, his stand can provide them. Might actually win this.

Risotto: he started out being a really scary opponent, being able to turn invisible and all. But now he is cold and wants someone to get him out but everyone is too scared to.

Squalo and Tiziano: they are partners and they are on a date. Scary opponents but a little distracted. Built a snow shark together. Now they are eating chocolate. Not out yet though.

Carne: out so fast they barely remember him being there.

Scary chocolate man: has sent several people to the hospital already. Needs to be stopped.

Secco: isn’t allowed to melt the ground and is sad because of it. Hasn’t gotten anyone out yet because he is too busy complaining about not being allowed to use his stand.

Doppio: no one knows this kid is part of passione, but they let him join the fight because he really wanted to. He got out in the middle and is now playing Mario kart at home.

Diavolo (the boss): everyone is aware that he is playing, but they don’t know what he looks like or where he is. But they can see he hasn’t gotten out yet. He is at home because Doppio got out and is playing Mario kart. Wins by default.

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[highectolordcommander]

Araki will make gods ugliest soldiers and no matter what they'll end up someone's babygirl

#jjba #jjba part 1 #jjba part 2 #jjba part 3 #jjba part 4 #jjba part 5 #jjba part 6 #jjba part 7 #jjba part 8 #jjba part 9 #yeah. there's one ugly mf in all the parts /aff #my favorite ugly meowmeow is probably sale #sale jjba #also mista is canonically a smelly ass #i love him still too tho #anti proship #just to be safe 💀

[jojotransparents]

sale & kraft work transparent [ch. 467]

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[ajockeynamedpod]

yeah

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[p0intie-spril]

A lil work in progress of the salty :D

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[lagginguniverse]

@ajockeynamedpod happy birrrthday my dude here’s some boyes

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[oddlovergirl]

Sale Headcanons

A'ight, so now here are my headcanons on the man with the spider-crab hairdo, Sale.

WARNING: contains some small mentions of a brain injury and surgical stuff.

His given name is Rinus, meaning "of the sea" in Latin. I was going to name him Luigi to compliment Zucchero's given name Mario, but then i decided to give him a water-themed name just because of the hilarity of someone whose name basically means "sea salt".

His birthdate is September 21st, 1976, making him 24 years old and a Virgo-Libra cusp.

Also as a form of irony for someone whose surname means "salt" in italian, he suffers from high-blood pressure and takes medicine for it. Yes, skinny people aren't immune to getting it, I shit ya not.

Because of said high-blood pressure, he avoids going to restaurants since their foods contain way more sodium than neccessary and learns how to perfectly cook meals on his own.

Being the more logical one of the two (espeically with how he's planning on becoming Capo with that ten-million lire compared to Zucchero's hedonistic desires), Sale is very frugal with his money.

I think he lives in a simple apartment room. It's worn-down looking, but it still serves its purpose well.

I think his stand ability represents his need to stop things in place so he can claim for an oppurtunity, considering his ambitious nature.

Because of Mista's bullets digging deep into his brain's left hemisphere, he has to spend several months to recover his motor control of his right body. Not to mention that he had to be shaved bald for the doctors to perform a vital crainotomy and had to wait until his hair grows back several months later so it can hide the definite surgery scar.

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[helltrskelter]

Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two

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[jojoambassador]

ugly ass 

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[vampire-red]

How the hell do I fix this man's nasty ass hair??

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[reclusiverisottonero]

Can I request rainbow flag Sale blease?

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⤷ Credit appreciated but not necessary, just don’t claim as your own. ⤷ Like or reblog if you use.

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[the-illiterate-pirate]

Ayo why he kinda....

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[jar-of-ectoplasm]

Do you have anymore sale headcanons? Lmao yours were great ❤

-mentioned in my last Sale headcanon bunch, he plays guitar really well, but his favorite genre to play from is grunge or punk

-picks up random ass snakes he finds in the woods and tries communicating with them

-Team Edward but only because he thinks vampires are cooler than werewolves

-used to go fishing in a creek with his bare hands when he was a kid

-an Italian country boy

-He and Squalo both think Doppio is annoying as fuck and talk shit abt him

-very awkward at family reunions, usually just hangs out with his little sister, baby cousins and nieces/nephews at the kids table because he hates talking to other adults

-I hc him to be around the 23-25 age range

-Had a really cringy wanna-be grunge phase in middle school, but then he got cool and did it the right way in high school

-has a sprinkle of social anxiety, it isn't crippling but he definitely has it

-really likes the band Kittie, has like 3 shirts

-plays dolls, dress up, and has tea parties with his sister when their parents let her go over to his apartment

-beefing with his dad pretty much all the time so she doesn't get to go over very often

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[jojotransparents]

sale transparent [ch. 467]

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[ajockeynamedpod]

they were your only friends and god you miss them every day

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[savvage-arts]

The Star of Destiny💫

My piece for the Stardust OVA Zine!

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