#science teacher did

[majorproblems77]

So I kept hearing about how art can be relaxing and stuff. Just messing with colours and such.

So blanket fort time today is art time and I found a water colour pallet to give it a go and god damn I wish my art teacher at school had actually encouraged me to keep going and trying cause this is fun.

I've just been swatching the paint but I'm enjoying it :)

#funny how that works out right #people who encourage you to keep at stuff is where you find yourself most comfy #for me at least #art teacher didnt #science teacher did #now look at me #its very strange #ramble corner with major #future art time with major? #maybe ill try painting some lu pictures? :) #i aint good but you gotta start someplace right? #just chatting #rambles #you think i should make this blanket fort time? #blanket fort time with major #blanket fort time #get some hot chocolate :) #what snacks do you have? #i have chocolate :)

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!! #I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :) #Passing it on! #Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

[candycatstuffs]

Doof 101 was THE superior post pnf timeline and had the most potential for continuation actually

#and thats how i know theyll never bring it up again baybeeeeee #</3 #the kids in school pulling their usual nonsense??? #doof as a high school science teacher???? #vanessa candace stacy and jeremy all in high school together??? #perry having to come there lik every day to deal with whatever insane thing happened????? #stacy distracting candace for him???????? #the insane thing happening at the high school resulting in the clean up of whatever the kids did at their school????? #also norm should b a student in the high school too i think #it all literally writes itself we couldve had it all #phineas and ferb #candys pnf posting #anyway sorry to b insane i havent even gotten to this episode yet

[evilkitten3]

team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

#naruto #naruto shippuden #team minato #team seven #hatake kakashi #nohara rin #uchiha obito #uchiha madara #namikaze minato #hatake sakumo #jiraiya #nobody knows who kakashi's mother is. his dad isn't sure he has one. he doesn't know where the kid came from but. the dna tests are clear #obito thinks it's the science teacher. y'know the one with like a bajillion different weird animals. only in this case they are all snakes #kakashi thinks that's dumb bc mr orochimaru is definitely a man probably #also bc when he asked he just got creepy laughter and a lecture on how to clone humans #i'm not kidding about rin btw no one at the hospital has any fucking clue where she came from #none of them are going to be the first to admit it tho #they tried to run a paternity test for her but the only match in their system was a man named nohara isobu. who's been mia for like 30 year #and yes being raised by an ever-changing stream of people none of whom had enough time for her did mess rin up a bit #on the bright side. she is easily the most medically proficient seventh grader in the history of anything ever #and she'll have recommendations for days when she applies to medical school #gai and his dad are also there but they're pretty much the same

[worm-brainzz]

help

#mark and friends #ashur gharavi #ashur where the fuck did you get a maid dress #:3 #no cuz this was for science and my teacher loved it

[critdeeznuts]

i love this stupid meme format

#my it teacher did some active learning earlier and it reminded me of this meme. i had to make this #just 4 me #comp sci #computer science

[dabidagoose]

I love love how Brennan chose to characterize porter where like. He's such an asshole. Such a fucking asshole of a guy and it really sucks to talk to him. And fig hates him so much just as she should. But despite that you can't discount him as some dope know-nothing cause he's got some INCREDIBLE wisdom and (for fig, not really for gorgug) is just a really good teacher. That really horrible experience of showing up to class with a burning hatred for the teacher for being here at all and then leaving knowing that you have just learned some incredibly valuable skills.

#s/o my eighth grade science teacher #she was such a fucking asshole. so incredibly strict. huge hardass. caused unnecessary levels of stress to hundreds of 13 year olds. #but holy shit did she know how to teach. the quality of my notes went through the roof in the course of that class. the following year i #was the top kid in my honors science class. her lesson on writing clear instructions will stick in my head til the day i die #I'm writing computer code now and i know for a fact that my eye for detail comes in part from her #hate that old ghoul. she retired a year after i left and good fucking riddance. unfortunately one of the best teachers in my life #dimension 20 #fantasy high

[wintuvern]

Meet Kora, my @apt502-if MC, in the form of "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" clips

#is this what convinced me to make her a science teacher rather than an english one... yes yes it did #apt 502 if #apartment 502 if #apt 502 #apartment 502 #oc: kora greer #choice of games #my ocs #hosted games #i still haven't decided whether I'll play with mason or mona #I'll just let ir come to me naturally #like rainn and bad timing

[somekindabumblebear]

Teaching 11 year olds science will never not be fun, especially when the chemicals they're getting excited and taking diligent care over are literally just coloured water.

"sir I got it on my hands will I be OK? 😨" no sorry there's no cure. You'll have to get it amputated. Siskonium is a very hazardous chemical made from tap water, food colouring and your teacher's obsession with DS9. Commiserations

#teaching #science #science teacher #ds9 #star trek #school #they also did some top notch bunsen burner work tbf

[nvenjpg]

did both a year ago and left it to finish later,,,

i have a lot of opinions and feelings about life is strange, i love this game, this was like in the same week ive finished it or something im not sure anymore, its been a year after all

#lis #life is strange #lis fanart #max caulfield #chloe price #joyce price #poor girl did not have a moment of peace in her life omg #i do not remember their names and its late im gonna play some games and go to sleep #i do like them a lot though #like i would put their photos in my wall.. they are little beloveds #sometimes fucked up and straight up annoying but i like them bc of a specific thing they did? #didnt put every character i like but in the future i will #victoria; kate; that homeless woman; rachel and her science teacher are missing and maybe someone else too.. i cant remember tho... #i love you max caulfield basic girl of the year <3 #chloe is beautiful is the game but i think she should be more fucked up heheheh its so fun drawing her like this

[funstyle]

when i was in 8th grade i had an exceptionally bad year and all my teachers were really understanding and accommodating considering i was missing a lot of school (psych ward stay, custody battle stuff etc) and during teacher appreciation week i made them all little 5x7 paintings and like. im still really glad i did that and i wonder if they still have those shitty little paintings lol. i did a bigger one for the school counselor cus i spent so much time with her. if it werent for one of my teachers that year telling my parents i seemed depressed im positive i wouldnt have gotten into therapy. idk i dont think i realised how grateful i was to have such a good set of teachers during that part of my life

#i did one of an ed roth hot rod monster for my cool science teacher and he said he put it in his garage with his hogs 😭 he was so cool. #he always talked abt the clash or whatever band was on my shirt with me. :') oh my heart.

[hazardsoflove]

thinking about social worker percy again

#ppl who seriously believe hes gonna be a marine biologist. do you even fundamentally understand percy as a character #like yeah hes the son of poseidon he can talk to sea creatures but guys. thats not enough to make someone passionate abt something #and guys. the amount of math and science that goes into that??? i love percy and hes boy stupid but he is also not doing all that #*not stupid <3 #teacher percy is like. its fine but i dont agree with it i dont think he would have the patience or want to do something like that #but social work. with the way he grew up (and we love sally we know she was with gabe to protect him) and what he saw at the hands of the #gods not bothering to give a shit abt their kids and how he still felt unwanted by his dad and how he turned down godhood and instead asked #for the gods to give a shit abt their kids and stop making them feel so unwanted bc he knows how that feels and it fucking sucks #and i know damn well percy never wants to see another kid experience what he did. and hes great with kids ; #*(estelle for example obviously but he was also good with nico who had it worse than him) #and i know in my soul that this is what he would do #and everyone else is wrong bc i know him better than anyone else #r.txt

[writeouswriter]

Me being interested in certain scientific concepts or areas of study in theory and wanting to constantly create scientist OCs vs my brain’s inability to focus on actually reading or retaining any scientific writing or related information for research no matter how much I try: fight

#writing #writeblr #writer things #I think science is neat but I would never become a scientist myself you feel me #actual branch of science? pfft what’s that. we goin the Carlos Route it’s just science they lookin at beakers and stuff 👍 #some of my characters are supposed to be specialists in certain fields but aaahhh #textpost #I was decent at science in school but it was my least favourite subject it just doesn’t come easily to me #but I love scientist characters and characters with passion for scientific topics #I want to know more about astronomy and physics and chemistry and etc but brain is just like lol no #brain blanked after naming 3 sciences not even some my ocs are in like neuroscience or xenobiology #or etc etc you know science! #I never did have a good science teacher when I was younger and maybe that’s part of it #so it always felt like more of a memory game than actually learning anything and then once the year of testing was over brain was like #well that info is useless to us now goodbye 👋 #and it retained those habits when I read a scientific article now it’s like oh this isn’t on a test? we won’t be keeping this then #one day my adhd will fixate in something good and science-y not the ridiculous tv show it’s currently fixated on

[devilfruitdyke]

vital part of the Kids Cant Read discourse thats KILLING ME is that the only opinions we see are from english teachers. this is fine when the discussion is ostensibly about literacy but i think we should pass the phone to math teachers and computer science teachers. because im a little suspicious that the focus on stem for the past 20+ years could be a contributing factor

#'kids dont even get spelling tests anymore because their teachers just expect theyll have spellcheck 😥😥' #1. they will (said as someone coming up on 8 years of school spelling competitions) #2. which generations fault is that 🤨 #3. if spelling is being phased out but we all know block coding what does this say about how our 'stem first' values are working out #not sure how well i articulated this but the answer you should be at rn is 'they arent' #english class has been devalued to where people on this site think 'media literacy' means 'agreeing with my take' #people irl say computer science is the only way to make money #theres huge misconceptions about simple shit youd learn in a humanities class #the concept of cultural diffusion. which religion believes what. history of different countries. #things ive had to tell grown adults: africa is not a country. or a barren wasteland. neither is the arctic circle. #the amazon ALSO has people in it. the us DOES have something to do w the philippines actually #is this how we get the james somertons of the world #nah jk he didnt know how to code. did yall see the process of him privatinf his videos lmfao

[anglerflsh]

Youre such a victorian intelectual... victor frankenstein coded... sorry but you seem like youd be content to live in a wizard tower

You're correct on all counts except that I would hate living in a wizard tower! I may have had a long-standing fascination for the occult and the paranormal but it was always as an enemyship. Hash-tagged team witch hunter and vampire killer

#funny that you should say that about frankenstein: good sir my first name is literally Viktor #but you're right. I did not put my dead pet frogs in formaldehyde given to me by my science teacher for naught #[.asks] #anonymous

[swagging-back-to]

elderly childfree women are always the funniest people on the planet.

#by elderly i just mean over 60 #aka old enough to have gone through the period where you were required to get a husband and inevitably have children #and yet they did not. #one of my science teachers was like a 60yo woman with a husband and yet she was childfree #the funnest teacher ive had. was great. #i learned sooo much from her. #and hot take all the 18yos with kids are the most boring people