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worm-brainzz · 6 months
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help
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aria0fgold · 1 month
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Maybe I should start micro-dosing on science and math stuff to get used to it and also to get rid of my fear of seeing anything science and math.
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sirensea14 · 2 months
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Smiling critters ,headcanons cuz this is n e c e s s a r y and for s c i e n c e
Kickinchicken is A S I A N because i said so/j. He's the greatest in sarcasm
Craftycorn is Scandinavian in my head for some reason
In school, Bubba is usually the one with the biggest bag and the ultimate supplier of papers. If there's a quiz, hands will be up to him asking "Can we have a piece of paper?" (This is way funnier in my native language than in english💀)
Bubba recites way too much, snatching away all the recitation chips, sometimes, teachers may ask him to substitute them for a bit
The teachers are, of course, Miss Delight and her sisters
Dogday is the president of the class (if only there were more critters lol, then he wouldve gladly taken the role) or the one shouting "Everyone! Quiet!!" when the critters are too noisy
Pickypiggy sits at the back, eating away her snacks and lunch
Catnap dozes off often, but when the teacher calls him, he can answer it correctly. Lazy but smart kid
Kickin only carries a small bag
Bobby and hoppy often gossips with each other. Bffs XD. Theyre also the girly girl and tomboy of the smiling critters respectively
Bubba is good at math and science but doesnt remember shit about history. Meanwhile kickin does better in that subject than he is in math
Bubba and catnap can be school rivals, but catnap doesnt really care (nonchalant)
Crafty, ah yes, crafty, our ultimate artist of tte group. She supplies crayons and pencils, so both her and bubba are the suppliers lol
Kickin can sing and dance, he and Hoppy can go on in a breakdance competition /j
Bobby cheering for hoppy while that happens
Dogday cheers for both (poor dog cant pick a side)
Crafty and dogday are great on writing essays
Pickypiggy x food canon yeah?
Crafty loves to share her original stories and works, dogday and bobby often cheers for her
Bobby, the ultimate fashion lover
Picky is great at home economics subject
Dogday is well on all subjects but notably physical education and english are his strength, i also imagine him to be good at electrical installation and maintenance (eim) tho this is a senior high strand and the critters arent in that grade level, so in elementary terms, he's the mini electrician of the group
Catnap is mostly asleep lol, he's most active at night and sometimes studies at that time. He also reads some of crafty's writing if he has some spare time at night
9 students are awfully few imo, i wish i could see more of dogday shouting at them to settle down, id like to see him in authority
Catnap's bag resembles a pillow and feels like a pillow
Dogday is their role model
Crafty likes to look at the window whenever there's a discussion of lesson
Most beautiful handwriting award goes to: bobby bearhug
Ugliest handwriting award goes to : me/hj im debating whether it be catnap, kickin or bubba lol
Best actress/actor: bobby and kickin, worst: bubba (he's awkward af)
Hoppy and bubba are left handed
While i write all of these headcanon, pickypiggy is eating in her own corner
Catnap would sometimes lean on dogday's shoulder if theyre beside each other. Dogday tries his best to not move his shoulder even if he's busy (like telling the group to be quiet, yes to dogday showing authority)
Thats all, thank you for coming to my little headcanon talk🗿
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acidichcl · 4 months
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I’ve been seeing people make their own tmnt iteration for a while now and i wanted to finally join in the fun. Im not as creative tho so 😭 whatever. Heres me doodling the main cast to get an idea what they look like in my version
Edit: this is kinddaaa outdated. Theres been a few changes to their designs
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I wanted to get the 2000s cartoon vibes. And i was thinking of sgt frog too while making this so there might be the same vibes. I love sgt frog. I call this version TMNT: Against All Odds. Probably sounds corny but idk, sounds catchy
Some info about them under the cut
April’s the one who dressed them up based on their interests. Excluding leo’s and donnie’s techs. Donnie made his tech and leo’s hologram control thing. And leo’s hologram necklace is actually a gift April got from her science teacher, Baxter Stockman. More on that later tho. Maybe. Idk yet
In my version, things are more lighthearted. Shredder is an alien that took over the kraangs planet and so the kraangs escape to earth. Theyre like pests tho, they carry ooze that makes ppl sick. Theyre not TOO harmful, but theyre bothersome. the turtles do fight crime that happens and also tries to help out with kraang situations. The turtles are mostly carefree and has a more positive outlook on everything. Leo tends to be the most innocent, other than mikey. They both have so much joy and love in their hearts bless them
The best way i can describe donnie is that he’s like Rise donnie but less vocal abt his sense of superiority and intelligence(?) my donnie is more mysterious and puts on an off-putting facade just for the fun of creeping people out. He cares for others tho and it rlly shows that hes kind hearted. Just a bit weird and sometimes takes his pranks too far (he pranks his brothers with his inventions to show how impressive his inventions are. Sometimes it fails and so their adventures consists of them having to get around donnie’s invention problems) if you watch Sgt frog, then u can tell i got heavily inspired by Kululu lol
My raph is basically like 2003 raph i think, just a bit nicer
For April, i wanted to make her be a popular girl in her school. Shes not a mean popular girl. She just is popular for some reason and shes cool with everyone. Everyone gets along, mostly, but she just doesnt like being around people and prefers to stay home doing her own thing. Shes an art kid who loves anything artsy, especially making her own stories
Overall theyre just having fun tbh. I want them to not have trauma for once😭 or at least not yet. Other than the whole kraang situation, their problems are mostly them wanting to have fun outside and do normal people stuff but April doesnt let them cuz she knows people will be weirded out by them. And other shenanigans. I do have more plans for them but for now, this is all
Close ups without the little notes:
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samijami · 1 year
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Oh I just had a funny thought
When I was younger, I absolutely refused to speak. I was so nonverbal and wouldn't talk to anyone. My parents hadn't gotten me to speak at all until I was 4. They had to bring me to a doctor and was told I'd never speak and needed to be taken to a speech therapist to have any sort of chance.
They refused to, and I only ended up speaking after I started school. I didn't even know my name, I couldn't pronounce my name when I saw it on my nametag on my desk. I ended up, after speaking, asking what it was. When I got told it was my name, I couldn't fucking believe it.
I jitt had to ask the teacher when she was handing out the nametags what it was. She said it was my name, I asked what the fuck my name was, she looked at me like I was half crazy, she had to pronounce my name to me and I forgot it yet again afterwards.
I looked at my nametag everyday and had to set a mental reminder that that was my name.
I couldn't remember anyone else's name either. Up until 4th grade I had to have a piece of paper with new kid's names on it to remember them.
I couldn't pronounce most words correctly until I was 8, and still couldn't pronounce words like 'unicorn', etc, right until I was 10. I then had a problem with pronouncing 'banana' until I was 13. I still do sometime have problems pronouncing banana-
They have refused me speech therapy my whole life since they said that there's nothing wrong with me. I had to almost fail kindergarten for them to even ask if there was something wrong with me. I had to: break a special ed teacher's nose, throw a desk, lose all of my friends within a half a year period, refuse to speak to (almost) anyone, eat pencil graphite, try to get a friend of mine to get infront of me in the line cuz I thought it was nice and then when she didn't take the gesture I thought she was being mean for not taking the gesture so I got upset and tried to force her to get infront of me cuz I didn't understand why she wasn't taking my nice gesture so then she hated me and called me a freak the day after, get locked in a room in the office all day multiple times throughout the year because I was having constant meltdowns and they wanted to 'calm me down', not understand any fucking social gestures and have a way too picky of an appetite for them to even consider I had something wrong.
And then I had to almost fail kindergarten for them to ask a doctor and put me on ADHD medicine.
And recently, they wonder why it's gotten worse, why I can't focus, why I don't understand anything about math, why I can't focus on reading intelligent things like science and maths, why I can't 'do what the other kids do'.
Why I can't remember full days on end.
And my therapist told me she was going to get my diagnosis for autism and DPDR, and she knew I had it. Guess what? I don't have a therapist anymore.
I love when I'm right on the edge of getting proper treatment and medicines, I can't have it.
My ADHD medicine even. I was happy with my Concerta for 10 years of my life, but they changed it to the generic Methylphenidate because the insurance company refused to pay for my Concerta suddenly. Now it doesn't work as good, and they blame me for that.
They blame me for all of my problems. They say I hold onto childish things I should've left behind.
How can I leave a part of me behind?
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Avatar Modern au | High School edition (Sully kids + Spider)
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A/N: The ages and grades are just based off me. Also all these head cannons are either based off of common high school experiences, my high school experience, or things that happened at my high school. This is my first time tryna write like actual Headcanons. If these are received well I’ll make more. I’ll a tag list too if needed.
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Lo’ak
He’s 14 so he would be a freshman(9th grade)
Had a xxxtention Bart simpson phase In 6th grade
Thinks he’s on that popular loner shit
Hangs out with the sophomores and juniors because of Neteyam and spider
Yk his lanky ass on the basketball team
B student cuz he gotta keep them grades up to play sports
His dramatic ass is definitely in theater
Tried skipping with aonung once and neytiri beat his ass
You can’t tell me him and tsireya ain’t the power couple of the school
He always getting caught with that damn phone
Vaped once and nearly chocked to death
Annoys the hell out of kiri
“Ay ain’t you teyam’s lil brother”
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Neteyam
15 so he’s a sophomore(10th grade)
Actually on that popular loner shit
Man’s the school heartthrob
All them girls want him
And he’s oblivious TO ALL OF IT
Always having to deal with lo’aks bull shit
Effortlessly has all A’s
Probably in ROTC to make Jake happy
All the teachers love him
Takes honors science and math like a psycho
Probably dose track and archery
Voted class best boy
Somehow ending up carrying all his siblings snacks
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Kiri
14 so she’s a freshman
Pretends her family (especially lo’ak) doesn’t exist
Always has her AirPods in
She be listening to them unsolved mystery YouTubers on her chromebook while she works
Skips with spider and never gets caught
A, B student
She sells homemade shit and crystal to the other girlies
Will ignore tf out of you
In fundamentals of health science and psychology
Dose not and will not take the time out of her day to mess with no boy
Everyone thinks she dating spider
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Spider
16 so he’s a junior (11th grade)
People thinks he a stoner, he’s just tired
Grades all over the place one minute he’s a straight A student next he’s failing
Probably did wrestling one year
Rebound popularity from hanging with with spider
He got norm to hack his chrome book so everything’s unblocked
He’s the only one who can drive so he has to drive everyone around
Never gets caught skipping
Dose Percussion in band but plays guitar as a hobby
Probably accidentally called his favorite teacher mom once
He cried
Can’t tell me he hasn’t had a mental breakdown over some kind of school work
Surprisingly good at science
Like he’s in AP Chemistry
The girls at school like his mommy issues, daddy issues, and long hair
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@hyperfixatedfandomer sorry I keep tagging you in shit 😭
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madwomansapologist · 2 years
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Hello gorgeous !
Could you write an soulmate au ( seeing colour )with billy and stu but the reader is from our time line and we meet them and the gang , and when when they are alone we just confess we know everything and them nsfw happens ?
Bonus if we have a ghostface tatto on our inner tigh 🖤
you look like you've seen a ghost | Billy Loomis and Stu Macher
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Masterlist | Rules | Taglist | Library | Part 2 | AO3
synopsis: it was just a normal school day until you saw your favorite movie brought to life. You may not know how that was possible, but you do know everything that is happening. And, damn, you shouldn’t think that it will be a great experience but it is better than lying to yourself, right?
warnings: this is about two slashers so... blood, disrespect towards others lifes and a lovely, bloody and kinky make out session. a little bit of knife play, but just a little. and some swearwords, i made the reader a little bit offensive. actually: if you are reading about a slasher you should know that those warnings would be like that so....
note: thanks for your request my love! I take some time cuz I was sick and it was also my first time writing for slashers, hope I did well :) also: IF BAD WHY HOT???
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It was a weird dream. No. Not a dream: it was a really weird nightmare. The moment you wake up the memories we’re already vanishing, but that ferrous taste didn’t leave your mouth even after breakfast. The thing was that the dream had something more than just black and white. Everyone just see those two color until they meet their soulmates, so you are not exactly sure if you are just confused or with you really saw it.
You saw blood on your dream and it wasn’t black.
Even tho you we’re focused on trying to remember your dream, the real life called and you need it to respond. School. An essential part of everyone’s life, but somehow everyone would create and excuse to stay at home. You weren’t in the mood to go to school and spend hours listening to boring monologues about your teacher’s divorce, but you had no choice. 
Armed with headphones, you walked to school. At the school street you could see your friends, they tend to stay in front of school until everyone arrives, but it seens like the whole school had just decided to stay outside the building.
Before you could say anything, Stacy put her hands on your shoulder. “Guess who just died.” You blinked, surprised by the way she said it. “I don’t know who died but I know that a guessing game is not a great way to share the news.”
James hugged Stacy from behind, laughing at your response. “Darling, that was kinda creepy.” Stacy rolled her eyes. “Shut up”, she said. “Casey Becker was murdered last night. Murdered.”
“Wow” you said. “I am so sorry for her and her family. But, well, I don’t want to be rude, but who is Casey Becker?”
“What?” Stacy murmured. “You know her. We have science and math class with her. The blonde girl. Well, you don’t see color yet, so... the one with fringe, we watched Halloween with her and her boyfriend on the cinema. Do you at least remember Steven Orth?”
You shake your head, walking towards the building. “I really don’t remember her. Probably I am just a little bit confused.” You don’t remember Casey Becker, or Steven Orth, or watching a movie with them. You do remember hearing that name before, but not the girl. Embarrassed, you chose to lie. “I’m just having a horrible migraine, I almost can’t think straight.”
“Okay”, Stacy said, not really believing anything you told her but also not really sure if you we’re lying. On the school hallways, already on a new subject with James, Stacy stopped talking in the middle of the setence and pointed to a locker. “They are already making a memorial.”
Roses, bouquets, notes with heartbreaking messages decorated what before was Casey Becker’s locker. It was so kind and affectionate that even without knowing the girl who just died, you got sad. But when a person moved and you saw a picture of Casey Becker, sadness was nothing to you.
“She is Drew Barrymore.”
“What?” James asked. “Who?”
“She is Drew Barrymore”, you repeated. “50 First Dates, Charlie’s Angels, Santa Clarita Diet. Its a joke?” And then you remembered where you heard the name. “Its Scream’s birthday? Well, you guys get really creative. I almost believed.”
Stacy touched your forehead. “Dear, what the hell are you talking about? Who is Drew Barrymore? Did you take medication for your migraine?”
“You are really into the character”, you responded. “Fine, I want to be the helpless victim.” Stacy and James shared a look. “Are you fine?”, James said. “Do you feel dizzy?” 
The alarm sounded.
“I have english class now” you waived to them. “See ya later.”
When you disappeared around the corner, James turned to Stacy. “It is a normal part of girls... you know, special moment of the month?”
“No, James” Stacy rolled her eyes. “Act crazy is not a normal part of menstruation.” She finished the way to her class alone. “And I am the creepy one.”
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As you already thought, the teacher was using class time to talk about his divorce. Not a single lesson. And he still surprised that his ex-wife didn’t want to be with him, that men simply can't shut up.
Drawing something on your desk, what you shouldn't but you we're so bored that you almost didn't realize what you we're doing, your mind flew a little bit. Thinking about how weird it was that everyone knew about Scream's birthday except for you, Ghostface was one of your drawings.
Distracted, you dropped a pen. When you bend to grab it, another hand touch it. You look up, your mouth already moving to thank with the person, but no sound could be heard. You we're almost drooling yourself because, damn, that was Sidney Prescott.
It was like the movie came out of your and decided to go to school. It was her. The hair, the smile, the cheeks. Sidney Prescott was sitting beside you.
"Are you okay?" Even her voice was the same. She look like Sidney more than Nave itself.
"Thanks" that was all you could say. After grabbing the pen, you glance at your hands and count how many fingers you have. Ten. Not a dream. Ten fingers means that you are wake up. "You really look like Nave Campbell."
She smiled at you. Sidney Fucking Prescott smiled at you. "I don't know her, it was a praise or a offense?"
"A praise", you sit straight, tyding up your hair. "She is a actress. Did you ever watched Scream?"
She shaked her head. "Never ever heard about a movie with that name. Do you recomend it?"
Okay, that must be a really awesome coincidence. No way that she is Sidney. It is just a girl that looks like her. Things like that happen everytime. You even know a girl famous for looking like Selena Gomez. Just a coincidence.
"It is a movie for people who loves movies. Do you like horror? If you do, then you gonna love it."
"I do" she looked at the teacher, just making sure that he was still talking about how his ex-wife take his dog. "Whats your name? I don't remember seeing you."
You said your name to her. "I need it to change my class schedules, probably we didn't have a class together before. Whats your name?"
"Oh, I didn't even knew that it was possible. It is really nice to meet you, my name is Sidney Prescott. Whats your next class? Mine is history."
Okay. Just a coincidence. A really weird coincidence. Maybe she is just playing around. She is a copy of Nave, she probably just heard people saying this her whole life and decided to joke about it a little. Just a coincidence.
Things still kinda weird. Talking with her, you just remind something Stacy told you. She said that you, her, Casey and Steven had watched Halloween together on the cinema. What is weird because you never watched Halloween on a cinema. You watched it home, on a streaming service. And you also remember that Drew was on Alien so no one need to act like she didn't exist to make a joke about her appearing on Scream. And also, how could you leave your phone at home?
"And then he said: If you don't know anything, you probably just need to study more. I mean, hello, I would know if you did use your class to talk about english."
Moving to next class, that you both have together, silence didn't had space to exist.
"He is so strange. Why does he thinks that we would know something about a divorce? Just go to a therapist", she laught at your commentary. "Or to a lawyer. I am pretty sure that taking someone's dog is not a legal thing to do."
Sidney and you sit, the teacher was talking to a student about notes. "Would you like to do something after school?", you asked.
"That would be really nice", Sidney touched your arm. "What about watching a movie? My house will be empty, we could make popcorn and grab some junk food."
"That would be perfect."
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"You can choose the movie while I make our lunch" Sidney said, walking around her kitchen and thinking about what you both could eat first. "You're welcome, feel free to choose whatever you like."
"Do you feel like watching what type of movie?" You scream to her at the living room, opening the shelf with all her movies. A breeze made shivers go up on your spine. Its a cold house. "Can you borrow me a sweatshirt?"
"Of course" Sidney reply. "My room is upstairs. Open the second drawer."
You opened her room and found everything, to the furnitures to the clothes, absolutely the same way as the movie. The phone ring downstairs. She really loves to use her looks to make fun of people. What would happen next? Ghostface gonna try to kill her?
You opened the second drawer and took one of her sweatshirts. They smeel like roses. You felt so warm now, a house surrounded by trees can be really cold. Walking around her bedroom, you breath in and let the calm enter you body.
Then you heard a scream.
"Sidney?"
And a crash!
"Sidney! Are you okay?"
The noise didn't stop. Things we're being break. You heard slaps, angry screams, something heavy beating against the floor.
A baseball bat was standing beside the bedroom door. You didn't even think twice, you grab it and run down stairs. And you saw something that you couldn't explain. Something that you we're trying not to see. Something that should be impossible.
You saw Ghostface choking Sidney Prescott.
Exactly like the first scene we're they fight on the first movie. Exactly like Scream, from 1996, we're Billy Loomis and Stu Macher we're trying to kill Sidney Prescott.
It was... It was real.
No. 
Absolutely no fucking way this could be real. 
 It is just a bad dream.
You beat his back with the bat, releasing Sidney's from the killer. You pushed her, making her rise while trying to breath again, and beat Ghostface one more time.
"Are you fine?" Sidney didn't asnwer, but you both couldn't stay there. She grabbed you hand and push you upstairs, running to her room. "We need to get out of this house."
"Oh, I assure you need to" Ghostface screamed, getting up on the first floor.
Sidney locked her door and you both put furnitures in front of it. The door shake with him using his whole body to open. He was screaming and cursing, but Sidney was way smart to stand up without doing anything to protect herself.
"We can use the window", she said, already opening it.
You looked down, seeing that a fall like that would end up with some broke bones. "Better then die, right?" You we're not so sure, but when she agree with you it was like a little confidence bost. "And if we thrown your matttress?"
Sidney dropped everything that was on her bed and you both guide it to the open window. It was difficult, but it fell on the right place. Without even thinking, you helped her. It was just a dream, after all.
Standing on the window's jamb, she was scared to jump. "That is the only way", you told her.
And then, that horrible sound made of offenses, pushes and beats stopped. Ghostface was running towards you both, trying to grab Sidney to finally kill her, and you did the only thing you could.
You pushed her.
"You fucking cunt!"
It happen so fast. In a second you we're almost following Sidney out of the house, the next your hair was grabbed and you we're thrown on the floor. Your head burned and, with closed eyes, you felt him above you. Something cold, something sharp, touched the bottom of your neck.
It is just a dream. Just a weird dream.
"Open your eyes" Ghostface laughed. "Not so brave now, uh?" He pressed the knife, not cutting your skin but scaring you so bad that you stopped breathing. "I said open your eyes!"
Wishing you could wake up now, you did open your eyes. Ghostface mask was right above your face, his eyes on the same line as yours, and it was impossible to not look direct up on them.
And you saw red.
Part of your view still black and white, but a lot start burning. The red blood on his hands. The orange wallpaper, the yellow lighting. Everything was warm and soft and amazing. Everything was beautiful.
And then you realized what that means.
"You" he said. Not an offense, not an order, not a question. Just a word. Ghostface, you are not so sure if it was Billy or Stu, slipped the cold knife around the skin of you neck. "You", he said, again, and you we're not able to understand if that means something good or bad. The knife got down, he slipped it until the tip was pressing against your belly. You couldn’t breath. His other hand hold your face and it almost felt carefull. One finger slide against your lips. "You look like you seen a ghost."
And Sidney hit him with the same baseball bat you used to save her.
"You fucker!" Sidney screamed.
You don't even remember rising up from the floor. Or going down stairs and getting out of her house. You don't remember when the cops came or when they took you to the police station. You don't remember when you're parents took you home. You don't remember washing yourself or changing your clothes.
All you could thing about was how the words seens so beautiful. And how the image of a ghost didn't leave your vision.
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Part of you thought that you would wake up and everything would be normal again. But the moment you enter the living room and heard the news, noticing how that voice sounds exactly like Monica Geller's voice, you understood that everything that happened to you was real.
You don't know how, but you are into a movie. Your favorite movie on the whole world. And without even noticing, you put yourself on a killer's aim. Of course you couldn't be in a romcom. No, it has to be a slasher. What a lucky girl.
Your parents we're so worried about everything. They didn't let you go to school, what was something that you didn't mind at all, and they look like they we're suffering from a heart attack. You stayed at home, beside them all the time. You felt so bad for them that you almost forgot about the colors you are seeing.
Almost.
At night, a cop called your parents. You didn't listen to what he said, but your parents said that it was important: the killer was arrested. They drove to understand how everything would work now, if they will need to do something and how the judgment would work. And, yes, they leave you at home. Alone. At night.
Something didn't feel right, the movie didn't work that way, but the movie didn't have you. So you stayed. Alone. At night.
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A movie was playing on TV, but no one would dare to say that you we're watching. Laying on the couch, all you could do was to think about everything that happened.
Even tho you are so worried about, well, being on a different dimension or whatever that happened for you to be on a fucking movie, that part of you was muted by the part that just wanted to look at everything and see colors.
It is so great to watch the lighting. How it shine and burn and how the yellow seens to fly around it. Or to look at the mirror and see the color of your hair. See your eyes. Your skin. Your nails. Everything is so colorfull and delicate that you almost cryed.
Watching your nails, the natural rose tonality, you didn't heard when the door of your bedroom, on the second room, opened. Almost sleeping, you didn't even notice the crack of the degraus. So distracted, you didn’t realize that you we’re being followed when you entered your kitchen to eat something.
That's the problem of seeing so many great things: your ears stop working.
You opened the refrigerator, but there was nothing great there. You closed it and opened again. Nothing change. You grabbed and apple, the most sweet thing you could found, and turned to get back to the couch.
The moment you passed the door that separated the kitchen from the living room, a hand pulled you and make your back crash into the wall. You hold your breath, at the same time you could feel your whole body shaking. Another time, you felt the cold tip of a knife against your throat. It was more rude, more playfull, like the person behind the mask enjoyed to see your throat being pressed.
"Hello, princess", Ghostface said to you. His other hand was against the wall, at the same line as your head, and you could felt his body bending over you. "My turn to see those beautiful eyes."
You we're scared like hell, but you know that if you found your soulmate you wouldn't kill them. You only wished they think the same way. So, slowly, you look at him.
And what you saw was cold. The blue of your TV screen. The shapes of the tile. The green walls. Your shorts. It felt like you we're drowning. Warm and cold became one. No more a world made of just black and white.
And that made you more confident.
“Whats stopping you, Billy? Are you scared?”, you mocked him. “Or this is you, Stu? I tought you would be more creative then just throwning me against a wall with a knife against my throat. Not my first time and I am not impressed.”
Ghostface seens to freeze. He lower his heigh, making his face stay right in front of you. You could heard him breathing. "I prepared to you a set of jokes! All you needed to do was wait. How could you do this to me?" He take his mask off, releasing Stu’s face from the fabric. “Don't be so rude, dear, that gonna break my heart.”
“I hope it hurts you as much as you rocking my head againd the wall did to me.”
“It was supossed to be a surprise” Stu explained. "I was trying to create a good first impression."
"Didn't work, Shagy."
"Shagy?"
“You gonna understand it in a few years”, you swallowed, the knife was touching you again. “Where is he?”
"Seens like I made a good first impression, Shagy. You should learn something from me" Billy came out of a dark corner. He was wearing another Ghostface fantasy, but without the mask. "Hello, doll."
"I tought that I was a cunt" you remind him of last night. "Gonna try to cut me and give up like a fucking pussy again?"
"You should wash your tongue with soap."
"And you should try to stab yourself. I promise that it would be really fun." You smiled. "At least for me."
"Damn, she is..." Stu stopped talking. He look at you like you we're a secret combination he was trying to memorize. "Perfect."
"I told you", Billy come closer. Stu had his hand at your right side, Billy did the same at the left one. You we're like a noisy prey: say whatever you wanted, you still a prey. "And she knows how to defend herself too. My back still hurts, doll. You shouldn't be so mean to me."
"Drop the knife and I can think about being nice", you demand.
Without hesitation, Stu responded: "Explain how you know our names."
You thought about it. Not so sure, you choose to be honest. "This is a movie."
"What?"
"This is a famous movie on my reality. Don't know how I end up here." They would never believe on you. "You both are trying to kill Sidney because of an affair her mom had with your dad. Casey died after saying that Jason was the killer on Friday 13th, but it was his mom. She almost survived, almost. Honestly, you should try therapy. You would save money, time and lives."
Stu and Billy looked at one another. They know that it was impossible to someone to know all of that. "It is a great movie?" Stu asked.
"It is. I am kinda of a fan. I even have a tatoo." You said, sure that it would make them interest enough to forget about the knife. And you knew that you we’re right when you saw Billy's eyes shining. "Show me."
“No!” Stu shouted. “Show me.”
“I will show for you both.” You said, looking at Stu. “If you drop the knife. Now.”
"As you wish", and Stu did it. It almost fell on your feet, and it might be your a optimism talking, but you think that he new that it wouldn't hurt you.
You pulled up the fabric of your skirt and show them the tatoo on your left inner thigh. It was a little Ghostface with a bloody knife. How ironic.
Billy came closer and touch your skin. His fingers slipped across the tatoo, touching more than only the painted skin. “So” Billy said with a smirk, mocking you. "Are you a fan?"
"Don’t flatter yourself.”
Billy’s hand hold your thigh, his fingers cherish your skin but it didn’t change how possessive the act felt. He wasn't just touching your thigh, he was holding you. “It seens like you are the one flattering me. You know our names, our faces, our stories. You even have us on your body. And don’t forget the fact that the universe itself decided that we should be together.”
“You talk a lot” Stu complement, his mouth against your ear. “But you didn’t scream. Or run. Or fight back. Does that dirty mouth of yours just bark?” Stu touched your face, his nails scratching your cheeks, and you didn’t deviated. “All you had to do is say no. Say you don't want it. Say you don't want us.”
But you couldn’t.
Billy pushed Stu aside and hold your waist. “I saw her first.” He pulled you closer, almost pulling you off the floor, and your chest joined his. “Did a cat got you tongue?"
You tried, but you couldn't respond him. You just closed your eyes.
When his lips we’re almost touching yours, Stu grabbed him by his clothes and took you on his arms. “Not my fault if you are slow.”
Stu hold your face, and he was faster than Billy. His lips meet yours, his tongue explore your mouth, his hands slide by your body. Stu leaned over you, so your only option was to cling to him.
Bewitched, being separated from Stu thanks to their inherent competitiveness between then both was disappointing.
"My turn."
Billy was more agressive. He didn't leaned over you, he pulled you close. Holding your thighs, Billy lifted you off the ground and made your legs cling to his waist. Billy laid you down on the couch, fitting between your legs, and the kiss that took your breath away ended so that he focoused on your neck.
"My parents," you said, trying to recover your sanity. "They could see us."
"They won't." Billy licked your neck. "We planned everything, doll. It was supossed to be a surprise, but thinking about that skirt you choose to wear tonight I think that your we're waiting for us."
Billy was squeezing whatever part of your body that he could.
"You will not exclude me." Stu said. His voice was weak, Stu was enjoying that little show of yours.
You sit on the couch, and Stu sit beside you. He kissed your face, your neck, your shoulder. His hands grabbed your thighs, your waist, your chest. Stu was whorshiping you.
And while he explore the your upper body, Billy knelt between your kness. He took off your underwear with his teeth, nibbling the soft skin of your thigh and licking where the tatoo was.
Billy's was having fun doing you. His tongue was dancing into your legs. You grabbed his hair, moaning direct into Stu's lips.
"Fuck." Stu groaned. "How can you be so perfect?"
You put your hand inside his pants, grabbing his cock and jerking it off. The little moans he let escape from his mouth made you felt even hotter. "You can thank me later."
Kissing your mouth, Stu took off your blouse. Licking everything he could, he smirked. "I will."
Billy sucked you with so much pleasure that you started to ride his face. You could feel his nose rubbing against your clit and you knew his face must be soaked, but it didn't seem to bother him. "I want to feel you."
When Stu touch your clit, rubbing that sensitive spot, added to Billy's tongue, you couldn't do nothing but to cum loudly.
Still shaking, you kissed Billy's wet face while making Stu cum in your hand. With a smile, you got up and walked towards the stairs. "I will wait in my room."
They got up immediately.
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prettyviaa · 10 months
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A list of things I'm getting when I get into the void state tonight pt.1:
Socials:
- Any account I have blows up immediately.
- people who follow my shifting account on tt, shifts on their next try.
- antis mind their own business/don't interact w/ me.
- my videos never flop (going through that rn and it's so embarrassing and for what?)
- whoever I follow, follows me back.
- all my moots are my friends.
- my vsp never cancels.
+ more!!
School:
- All my math summer work is done (I'm skipping a math year and I missed the deadline ☹️)
- rory gilmore mindset
- The people who I wanna be friends with talk to me and ask me to hangout on the first day back.
- english is my best subject (it originally is but essays keep beating my ass)
- high honors every quarter
- my school gives more opportunities than just one msubject (I hate science with a passion)
- I'm able to balance a social life and school with ease
- once it's college application time, any school I apply to accepts me.
- teachers love me and think I'm a model student
- I'm a "hallway crush"
fangirl:
- cds, records, lightsticks, and any other merch from my favorite artist are cheap in my state and easy to find
- concerts are held in my state and I always get tickets whenever (always front row)
- I've met Taylor Swift and some members of Twice (cuz why not?)
- I have tickets to see both Taylor and Twice later this year (the tours were extended)
[my desired appearance]
shifting/manifesting:
- getting into the void state is so easy for me.
- my results come immediately.
- any shifting method is works for me.
- I get motivation to shift easily.
- I can shift to my drs when and wherever I want to.
wardrobe:
- I have my desired closet.
- all my clothes fit me perfectly
- even when I don't know what to wear, my outfits alway coordinate
- I don't easily get tired of my clothes, but when I do, I can sell them/exchange them for good money.
- I always have money to buy whatever I need.
+ more!!
me after getting all my desires in one night:
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edenvillee · 8 hours
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Eden Hcs☆彡
I made random hcs for my ss oc cuz uhh ermm I can
Full name is Eden Harlow
She’s arab, a mix between Libyan and Algerian. She doesn’t speak Arabic all the time, but sometimes curses in it, especially during tough matches
Definitely uses it w skarra just to fuck with him
She’s about 5’7 ft tall
Graduated with a master’s degree in computer science and sports science double major at Cornell, NYC
Has a Turkish Angora cat named rice cake
Has taught as a university teacher for a little while
She owns a flip phone, IU always makes fun of her when she gets a phone call /aff
A huge workaholic, you’ll almost always find her in the lab, sometimes even spending the night  
LOVESS bad jokes, sometimes throws a joke or two when the team lost or is in a bad mood, they never work tho
Except on dingaan
Actually a decent cook, compared to Akira and Nalani at least, but not as good as skarra
she prefers his food on days she doesn’t feel like cooking
Her favourite super league teams are either Orion or Cognito FC
Is actually rather muscular and athletic
Generally dislikes physical affection, unless it’s with people she’s close with, like Akira and Nalani
Skarra aswell, she also doesn’t mind physical gestures from the team (high fives, fist bumps, ruffling her hair, etc…)
It’ll be a cold day in hell before she gives up caffeine
Cannot read social cues for shit
Loves the beach and rainy days, those two are her go-to whenever she goes out or on a date
Sometimes babysits dee whenever she comes over
She helps her get away with pranks on skarra
“Where is that little shit?!” “Idk what you’re talking abt”
They are best friends, eden almost being a mother-figure 
She has the fashion style of a homeless man
A bit of an angsty one, but her relationship with her parents is…complicated
They weren’t all that close when she was young, and hasn’t heard from them since she went to college
She sometimes stays up at night wondering how they’re doing, but it doesn’t bother her too much
She wonders how she could’ve turned out if they were closer, but at this point has accepted it.
Akira and Nalani are her only family, even if not by blood, she feels closer to them than anyone else
Back to the silly stuff !!! ^_^
Her room is a NASTY mess, last time she say the floor was when she moved into the apartment
She has a couple of bookshelfs in her room filled with all kinds of books(Astronomy, psychology, chemistry etc…) and a few old notebooks filled and ruined from how much she writes/draws in them
She seems cool and chill in interviews or from afar, but she’s an awkward anxious mess
Please don’t compliment her, she can’t take compliments and will just blush and look away to mutter up the smallest thank you
Realistic aside, her dream is to be a cowgirl in a small town with zero problems
Not much into PDA, she prefers the privacy of her own home
Good friends with kat <3
Absolutely adores Sonya, she even gave her a sticker for her laptop
PLAYS THE ELECTRIC GUITAR, sometimes with skarra too
Both lazy and a perfectionist, not a good combo.
Only dresses up for events, and everyone is always shocked whenever they see her not looking like a beggar, something like this:
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Overall, she’s just a silly genius w her silly totally peaceful team
I have more but this list is getting long so i’m stopping here
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candy8448 · 2 days
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Biology paper 1 done!!
Gcses rambles masterlist
So im doing higher triple science and the first question was written so dramatically XD
"A person's heart stopped.
They stopped breathing.
A first aider started pressing down on the person's chest.
The pressing put pressure on the person's lungs."
Like whoa, its so dramatic to how usually they write sentences with nice and flowing lines and stuff. This immedietly felt like how a fanfic wacks you with stuff. It almost made me laugh XD
Also for the "give an antibiotic question" i almost giggled again as i wrote "paracetamol" like, paracetamol my beloved, all of those headaches and period pains you've quelled, i shall dedicate this 1 mark to you 💖
But i finished when the combined students finished and left, so did most of the other triple students, so we just sat there for 30 mins =_=. I went to the toilet cuz i so very smartly decided to drink an entire cup of juice right before foing in. I also filled my water bottle to take it in with me, then i proceeded to forget to bring it in with me, how wonderful.
Im so confident that i got basically all the marks for Q5, the potato osmisis practical and i wrone so so much for it so i really hope i get full marks for that section.
That paper was amazing, aqa blessed us with this easy exam and i am so happy! ^v^
Anyway i started a conversation with my friends afterwards during break based on this post i saw yesterday. We then started thinking of some cursed ships based on the texts we studied which included:
Scrooge X Macbeth
LadyM X Lady Macduff (the sapphic lesbians <3)
Shakespeare X Dickens X Priestley (in a throuple)
Percy Shelly X The traveller from an antique land (mine, XD)
Scrooge X Bob Cratchit
Bob X Marley (XD)
(Also it's crazy how my shool didn't block Ao3 lol, i love reading fanfiction during school.)
(Also i know my english teacher is litterally the best human on earth, but she litterally noticed one kid sleeping, and then let him sleep and then when he woke up, she just gave him some notes we were taking for him to copy down which is so sweet)
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itzmemyselfandi · 10 days
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I just had a crazy dream where Eugene was immortal and it takes place in present day and Rapunzel and everyone else died cuz you know they’re old But Eugene is secretly like thousands of years old but ppl think he’s 25 cuz of his ID and stuff but he’s really just trying to live in the present and he has like multiple jobs he’s a librarian but also a janitor at McDonald’s? Like what???
Anyways, he finds Rapunzel, or well, reincarnated Rapunzel at the library and she’s her friendly companionate self so she goes up to Eugene and sees the book he’s reading and she’s all like “Hey that’s a cool book” and of course Eugene immediately recognizes her cuz true love and whatnot and she’s like “Hey thats funny u lowkey kinda look like that Flynn Rider dude that we’re learning about in our history textbooks” yes she lowkey said lowkey this was a dream ok and it does take place in present day.
And he’s like “u mean Eugene Fitzherbert”
“no who’s that I’m talking about that thief in Corona that stole the lost princess’s crown”
“Ya but he found the princess from the tower and like married her and stuff”
“Are u talking about prince Johnson? No offense but like how do u even mix them up?”
And then Eugene’s all confused like tf??? But then he checks out the history books in the library and realizes that in the books it shows him as a thief and nothing else and as prince Johnson whoever that is as the guy who saved and died for and married Rapunzel. And he’s devastated cuz why wouldn’t he be. But he and Rapunzel become friends after some time Rapunzel regains her memory and they both find out that Eugene isn’t the only one living that was born thousand years ago apparently there’s some guy who’s also immortal like Eugene and he lied about history
And that guy is Mr. Johnson, MY SECOND GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER 💀
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Omg if you haven't yet talked about it so how did frat boy! Lando x innocent! reader meet?
Cuz in my head it's probably like Lando failing some classes and gets paired up w the reader in one of the labs (because I totally see him as a science major/arts major) and it's like the teacher pairs up the yk bad boy + good influence, and like the reader is kinda ignoring him and his advances, but he's very sweet to her (black cat and golden retriever) but she thinks he's playing her, but they warm up to each other and maybe she has to stand up for him .
Frat boy! Lando brainrot is going brrr
- 🐳 anon<3
I have spoken about it in a previous ask where he lowkey meets her at a party or somewhere else BUT NO I LOVE THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER X BLACK CAT DYNAMIC TOO MUCH
like yeah, she’s a little innocent and naive and kinda shy, but a lot of that comes off as being abrupt or rude or stand-offish
and lando just becomes obsessed at first because of the chase, but then he kinda loves their dynamic? and the fact she will blush when you compliment her but then bite back with some snarky comment two seconds later? and the fact she doesn’t see him as just a frat boy, she sees him as more?
and him finding her defending him against someone who just calls him a dumb jock? knowing that she probably wants to vomit because she doesn’t like being the centre of attention but she’s not backing down because she wants to defend him?
IT WOULD JUST BE SO PERFECT🫠
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hi-i-love-u-bitch · 1 year
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TMNT Headcannons from across the universe!
These are just headcannons I have for characters that NO MATTER which universe they’re in, I truly believe these hc are real in my heart.
• Raph curses like a sailor (Yes even your precious rottmnt!Raph). He is usually 101% done with whatever bullshit they’ve gotten themselves into and has no need or want to put a filter up because of it. Though he tries not to curse too much if Master Splinter or small children are around, he’ll slip up once or twice if he gets too frustrated.
• On the flip side: Leo NEVER curses. But it’s not because he’s the older brother/leader and wants to be an example for his brothers (especially not rottmnt!Leo). But because he’s a little shit and likes watching his brothers cringe at whatever nonsense he uses to replace swear words.
• Leo: Aw shucks! This really ruffles my freathers! Looks like we really go ourselves in a pickle this time fellas!
• Raph, Donnie, and Mikey, sobbing: Please for the love of god just say FUCK!!!
• All of the bros can skateboard but Mikey is the best at it.
• Donnie’s always got to be a little messeed up in the head, mainly because his morality is a fucking rulet wheel. Like he can be the sweetest person you know but if the situation does not benefit his friends or family he does NOT care for it.
• It has been stated before many times that Mikey has the most raw talent amongst his brothers and I truly believe that if Leo hadn’t stepped up as leader Splinter would have assigned it to Mikey. But like also Mikey absolutely DOES NOT want to be leader.
• I firmly believe that Raph is good with kids; like if it were possible for him to live a normal life I wholeheartedly believe he would be a kindergarten teacher.
• Donnie does NOT like kids but kids seem to like him for some reason.
• Leo is okay with kids, he’s just really awkward around them and doesn’t know how he should act.
• Mikey absolutely adores kids and they adore him right back! He doesn’t speak to them in that condisending way that most adults do as if children are stupid and don’t understand anything happening around them. He talks to them like any other person and respects their opinions and ideas. If possible he’d probably have the biggest family out of all his brothers.
• Hates pineapple on pizza: Raph, Donnie, Casey
• Likes pineapple on pizza: Mikey, Leo, Splinter, April
• Casey Jones would NEVER in a million years EVER be a cop! (I don’t fucking care what the Bayverse movies say CASEY JONES WOULD NEVER BE A FUCKING COP!!!)
• Casey is trans and bisexual, always! Look me in the eyes and tell me I’m wrong!
• Even if she isn’t a reporter/journalist in every universe, April O’Neil is always gunna be a bit nosey by nature and know ALL the gossip.
• April is either gunna be Bisexual or AroAce, no inbetween!
• With that being said, if April and Casey aren’t “romantically” involved with each other they are QPP because they’re soulmates and I love their dynamic together.
• Raph and Casey are also QPP! They are ALWAYS going to be best friends in EVERY universe!
• Leo is bisexual, always! Look me in the eyes and tell me I’m wrong!
• Mikey is pansexual and genderfluid/agender/genderqueer/idk they got something going on with their gender cuz it sure as hell ain’t cis!
• Donnie is nonbinary because he has no time for silly things like gender, only science! His sexuality is a squiggly line hand wave that’s somewhere on the ace spectrum and your guess is as good as mine.
• Raph goes by he/they pronouns. That’s all anybody has ever gotten out of him and if they ask he always replies with: my gender is who fucking cares and my sexuality is who gives a shit!
• Much like April, Splinter fall under the line of either being bisexual or Aroace, no inbetween!
• Splinter may be pretty bad with technology sometimes but he absorbes languages like a fucking sponge. At minimum he knows at least 6 different languages.
• If given the choice to either save the world or his sons Splinter will always ALWAYS choose his boys. No hesitation what-so-ever! This rat man would rather fist fight god themselves then ever even CONSIDER losing his babies! He’s not the most perfect parent and he can be a bit strict at times but he loves his children so, so much! To him they ARE his entire world!
• Cat person: Mikey, Raph, April
• Dog person: Leo, Donnie, Casey
• Bird/Fish person: Splinter
• Epic Rap Battles of History!!! Autism (Donnie and Raph) vs ADHD (Mikey and Leo)!!!
• Raph listens to emo rock and grunge music
• Donnie listens to either classical music or heavy metal depending on his mood.
• Leo is actually just as good at playing video games as Mikey. He excels best at super fast paced rhythm games and complex puzzle games.
• Mikey actually kinda enjoys meditating but he HAS to have music playing in the background or else he gets bored and distracted.
• April, Raph, and Donnie have formed a gossip circle where they shit talk about people they hate.
• With proper motivation Baxter Stockman is the most terrifying villain in the TMNT universe because the man is fucking insane and doesn’t care if he has to hurt himself or others to meet his goal. We do not thank our lucky stars enough that he is a coward prone to being bullied by other overzealous villains to do their grunt work. The world would have been destroyed ten times over if it were not for that.
• I feel like all the turtles’ troubles could have been avoided if the Shredder would have just taken some anger management classes, yoga, weed, something and like vibed for at least 5 minutes. Like if he took the time to think over his plans more than once he’d kind of be like: Yeah okay, no, this is fucking stupid!
• Bebop and Rocksteady are gay and married.
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yay I’m so happy that you found an empathetic and good doctor, I said hugging you and bouncing up and down with a cookie in my mouth. Like it can take forever but when you find them they are like angels in the storm ☔️🥹
Also I relate since with my pots I have trouble with my autonomic system so when I’m on the verge of passing out I see colors to and they can indicate different emotions and how far I’m into passing out. But like conecting that with tickling is such a cool idea, like I’ve never thought those two could be connected. Now I gotta try it out.
oh yes and the dreaded tracing of shapes gets me all giggly but also competitive as my brain can’t figure it out. Another variation are like with words like.
bee, flower, squirrel, tree, sun, cloud and then these words form sentences. The bee landed on the flower, the squirrel climbed the tree, the sun was covered by a cloud. So you can make like a full blown story like a kids book so the poor lee will need to pay attention to keep up. Or just relax and visualize the story.
Like a story massage that you would do with kids in kindergarten. Where like the teacher tells a story and the kids massage each others back with movements to match that the teacher shows. Sorry but like I just got a memory, of a girl being pure evil to me and tickling my ribs and sides like crazy so I bit my sweater to not scream out laughing since she knew that was my weakness. But I can control my ticklish level! but that’ll be another ask (dun dun dun)
hugs and hoofbump and eats cookie happily 🍪❤️🦓
*hands you some cookies* 🤲🍪🍪
Thank you!!🥹💜 It’s so true, it’s a kind of relief I never thought I’d find!😭
Oh that is really interesting that colors can connect to passing out!😳 Idk if the tickling part is something that anyone can “try” though cuz synesthesia is either genetic or caused by brain damage or recreational drug use and the effects vary from person to person, I didn’t pick this on purpose it’s just the way my brain was born😖 There’s a bunch of science behind it that can be found on google, it’s pretty interesting! I basically have extra wires in my brain connecting things together that aren’t normally connected in most peoples brains, only 4% of the human population has genetically inherited synesthesia!
Yessssss ahh that’s why I love tracing!!! *giggles* I feel like I’d eventually get too sleepy to make out what was being drawn though, it sounds so relaxing🫠🫠 But figuring out what story is being written out sounds like the best version of a bed time story that would help me fall asleep!🥹😴 Now I need that to happen irl!!!😩🫶
Eheheh that’s so cuuuute!!!😝 And same I can also control my ticklishness to avoid embarrassing situations….except I’ve somehow been getting worse at it and I’m starting to slip up and my secret is getting out🙈🙈🙈
Btw I got your second ask about your new blog, I couldn’t find it when I typed it in my search bar though so you might’ve typed it wrong?😖
You can link it in the comments cuz I wanna follow!!🫶🫶
Hugs & hoof bumps!!🥰💜🦓
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What is everyone's least favorite school subject?
Jr: "I don't have a least favorite!! I LOVE school!" :D
Lemmy: *Thinking about little kids running around and being chaotic* "... Recess." *Shudders*
Larry: "History. SNOOZE FEST!!! We live in the future!! Who cares about the PAST??"
Morton: "I am dyslexic, so um... I tend to struggle with English..."
Wendy: "Anything other than my art and photography classes. I HATE school."
Iggy: "English is boring and I don't understand it but teachers keep telling me to just figure it out and that's not helping and I hate it and I HATE EVERYTHING!!!"
Ludwig: "Mm... Science... I'm not the biggest fan of getting my hands dirty. There's nothing really wrong with the class, though."
Roy: "Woodshop... I don't dislike that much of most of my classes... It's just kinda awkward having to carry around a whole ass wooden shelf or a birdhouse I made, all day."
Nabbit: "Doing the dishes?? I don't know- I'm homeschooled!!"
Motley: "Show and tell." :3
Peasley: "Math... Definitely isn't my strong suit. I struggle with other things, too, but... The teacher is also kind of a... Mean lady. She made me cry in class one time." :( "Kept yelling at me for not being able to find x."
Spewart: "I'm gonna say gym class... I'm great when it comes to running laps and playing games like tennis or soccer! Amazing with cardio! But when it comes to pure strength... I suck. I can't even do a full push-up. Plus, the locker rooms make me uncomfortable..."
Topper: "Medicinal Studies. FUCK MEDICINAL STUDIES. I have no clue how I got into that class, but I hate it!!! It's not that I don't understand it... I understand it TOO well. We learn about different medical problems that people can have, and EVERY TIME, I think I have it 'cuz we study it so hard! I managed to convince myself that I had somehow gotten pregnant last month!!!"
Hariet: "All of my AP classes. 0/10. I thought they'd be harder. Too easy. Super boring."
Rango: "Math. I kinda like math, but I don't understand a couple things... And also- MY TEACHER IS A CUNT!!! She's why I wet myself at school back in November!! She wouldn't let me go!! And she's also just generally rude! I don't think she even likes teaching!!"
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midnightemy35 · 1 year
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Cookie run school au (Ancients and Legendaries)
I'm doing this because I literally cannot get this idea out of my head
Ancients and Legendaries are the teachers at the school with millennial tree cookie being the Principal. Pure Vanilla and White Lily are the vice principals
Hollyberry and Pitaya are the PE teachers (most students prefer hollyberry cuz they think she is fun)
Moonlight and Sea fairy are in charge of the younger levels and they are pretty well liked by the whole school (the students are also massive supporters of their relationship)
Longan Dragon cookie teaches history but everyone hates them because of how judgemental and harsh they are
Lotus Dragon cookie is in charge of the aesthetics department, overseeing classes like music and art. Some students are afraid of them, some admire them
Dark Cacao teaches math. Popular among the girls(cuz he is dilf material). unfortunately for dark choco, Caramel arrow and crunchy chip, who are his children/ adopted children, they see a lot of girls simping over dark cacao and they just have to bear with the knowledge that their peers are actively simping for their father
White Lily and pure vanilla still do teach on top of their administrative work as the vice principals. White Lily teaches all sciences(chemistry and biology are her favourites) and Pure Vanilla teaches english
Fire spirit is the substitute that everyone loves. He puts on music while the students do their assigned work and lets them go on their phones once they are done. He also hangs out with the students a lot outside of class and is given the title of best teacher by the whole student body despite him not actually teaching
Wind archer is also a substitute although he is more serious than fire spirit. No phones during lesson, no chatting until you are done with your work and so on. Still popular with girls cuz he has a "pretty face"
Ananas is the secretary at the principal's office and they are an asshole to whoever disrupts their work. Once Pitaya messed with some of their stuff during their break and they literally barged into their PE lesson and fought them. The students were placing bets on who would win but in the end neither of them won because hollyberry came in and separated the two
Frost Queen is the discipline headmaster and most people stay out of her way out of fear. Only a few students dare to have casual conversations with her, though she is still very formal during these conversations
Golden cheese is in charge of the clubs and extra curricular activities. Also another one of the more popular teachers, students sometimes gets her jewellery for teachers day
Might continue this if I have the motivation to do so
(Edit : i just realised that i didnt include timekeeper but honestly what would they be)
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