#scoring magic

[valencepod]

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#scoring magic #valence pod #valencepod #valence podcast #audio drama #q&a

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #142

It was considered a pretty big deal when a new ancient gets born. Danny didn’t and wouldn’t know this when he gets into an accident. A signal went out to all magic users that the ancient of space was born as soon as he stepped out of the portal and then things changed. If you could make a deal with an ancient it increased your power way more than that of a demon. Soon Danny gets chased by all sorts of folk trying to make a deal with him. He then gets caught by John Constantine who takes him back to the safety of the watchtower. What is the safest place to put the space ancient? In space!

#dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #writing prompt #poor danny #Danny is the ancient of space #Magic users trying to make a deal with Danny #Constantine grabbed the boy before any deals could be made #Danny just wanted to become an astronaut #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use #On my main I’m going to try to shitpost daily #I posted some game screenshots yesterday of some scores I was proud of #Feel free to ask me anything

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh wait no i forgot j'zargo wants the position and actively wishes you were dead so he can be archmage #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities) #(update to clarify the princess is enthir. short king scored a 6'5“ dommy mommy orc with the biggest strap in tamriel congratulate him NOW) #(huge W for the bisexual mer community #L for skyrim as a whole because they were both already insufferable enough on their own and now theyre making each other worse)

[foldingfittedsheets]

I got Leeloo when she was seven weeks old. The owner lied, or miscounted, and I got her a week too young. She was pretty well adjusted for all that, feisty and fierce as a kitten. I got her right as my ex and I were splitting. She was only a month or two old when we broke up. It was pretty wretched, finals week at college, both of us heart sore, and then we both came down with the mother of all coughs.

He was sleeping on the couch. I offered to share my cough suppressant and he set it on the table. We weren’t used to having a kitten under foot yet.

I was brushing my teeth when I glanced out the door and saw one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen, my beloved kitten on her side seizing, the pill capsule punctured and empty beside her. He burst into panicked tears when I shouted and I practically shook him to get in the car while routing to an emergency vet.

We sat clutching each others hands in the waiting room. Neither of us had known who would get the kitten in the breakup. But sitting there, both of us sobbing, he said it should be me. The doctor told us she had a fifty fifty shot of pulling through. She’d almost asphyxiated, her tongue was blue when we’d gotten her in the door.

After what felt like centuries they came out and said she’d made it. She was going to live.

It was only a few months later that I noticed her not walking around. She barely played anymore. I took her to the vet again and they said she was just constipated and didn’t follow up. Another pestering a week later led to closer examination of her X-rays. Turns out, the asphyxiation had led to a very narrow blood vessel leading to the head of her femur dying. So her bone had snapped off in the joint.

Horrified at the amount of pain she must have been in I got her in for surgery to remove the bone fragment. In a human we’d stop being able to walk, but cats have enough muscle to overcome a simple thing like lacking the ball for their ball and socket joint.

The surgery was a shit show. They called me after putting her under anesthesia and cutting her up open only to realize they were missing a tool. Then they sent her home with an open wound instead of stitches and I had to bring her back yet again to go under and get stapled shut. Then they tried to charge me for all their fuck ups while I was already sobbing over vet bills.

I had a loft bed at the time. Usually she climbed a cat tree to join me in bed at night but after her surgery I made a nest on the ground so I could cuddle with her every night. Her dopey little face looking at me from her cone was worth my back hurting every day.

I felt so bad watching her try to eat with a cone that I hand fed her every meal. To this day she’ll go sit by the food dishes, looking at me longingly to remind me of my little nest on the ground where I’d hand fed her.

That was a decade ago. But she still remembers.

Today I got her new medicine for her horrible cough, fretting about her lungs collapsing. I lovingly rolled each pill and brought them to her an hour early because I couldn’t stand having medicine on hand that I wasn’t giving her.

It was only after she’s happily eaten her pill pockets that I remembered the pills saying to give them with food. So I walked back upstairs and stood beside the cat bed while she ate from my hand again, and when she was done she looked at me with love. Because she doesn’t feel good but I’m still here to hand feed her.

#ramblies #Leeloo #she’s had so much medical bullshit #and this is already going long but I was living paycheck to paycheck when things broke bad #and a friend anonymously donated to pay for her surgery #I found out who it was years later and I’ll never stop being grateful #and I’ll never stop being grateful for that act of generosity #it sucks being poor again fretting over leeloos health again #but at least this time I have a credit score and a savings account #I want the antibiotics to just magically make her feel better instantly #ffs foibles

[fullscoreshenanigans]

I kind of wish the boxart for S2 was as detailed as S1's for some more uniformity as opposed to a stark contrast with a shift to minimalism, but I do really love how angelic they look here.

Little lost souls adrift in the vast ocean of fate who don't deserve the burdens they bear on their shoulders, but bear them they do, and together they'll be the ones to change the world.

(Edit by evasurichan/mikevesano)

#separate ship edits in the link #continue to be emo about them #i am a creacher of habit. I Canot change this #Tori pointed this out years ago but Ray and Norman really are looking like they're mid-magical girl transformation #also 𝘠𝘌𝘚 they gave me Ray-green Norman-blue color assignment #The Promised Neverland #TPN #Yakusoku no Neverland #FSS Chatter #TPN S2 #TPN Promo Art #TPN Emma #TPN Norman #TPN Ray #Full Score Trio #Emma #Ray #Norman #Norrayemma #Noremray #evasurichan #mikevesano #King of Paradise Arc #Promised Forest Arc #fun fact TPN wiki had this art unsourced again when all the original creator was asking for was credit if you shared it on other socials #and they removed their signature from it like ??? lmao #or someone at some point in the pipeline did #sorry this is a pet peeve of mine just source art if it's not official

[hrhzaratindall]

Zara and Mike Tindall at the Polo today 7th Jan 2024

#SHE SCORED 🔥 #she kills it everytime #zara tindall #british royal family #british royalty #zara phillips #royal family #royalty #british #brf #royal #magic millions #mike tindall #australia

[rooolt]

ideal junior year finale for me is just three and a half hours of the real life, actual players taking an SAT test

#Real talk tho I bet there will be an SAT plot line and SAT will have some fun magic adventuring school acronym #N e ways I want to see if they would get a higher SAT score than me #It would be funny #fantasy high #fhjy #dimension 20

[significant-narratives]

you guys. please stop saying you want b*st*n. i promise you that you do not, in fact, want that. they are literally this team’s kryptonite, they are exactly the kind of team the leafs struggle against the most.

#i hate the cats too but bstn terrifies me #we are 0-4 against them this season PLEASE STOP MANIFESTING THIS #they are a defensively strong team with a grudge against us and magical goalies — we are team that gave up some of our defensive strength #for secondary scoring #please do the math #leafs lb

[lgbtqreads]

New Releases: April 9, 2024

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#A Sweet Sting of Salt #Anatomical Venus #Aubrey McFadden is Never Getting Married #Aurora Rey #Canto Contigo #Cedar McCloud #Courtney Bates-Hardy #Ellen van Neerven #Elliott Gish #Every Time You Hear That Song #featured #Georgia Beers #Good Bones #Grey Dog #Jenna Voris #Jonny Garza Villa #Kalie Holford #Katrina Carrasco #KT Hoffman #Nathan Burgoine #Party of Fools #Personal Score #Rose Sutherland #Rough Trade #The Final Curse of Ophelia Cray #The Prospects #Triad Magic

[duckapus]

Super Multiverse Guardians AU

Had the idea for alternate versions of SMG3 & 4 that are extradimensional beings called Super Multiverse Guardians meant to keep watch over the SMG4 multiverse (so the canon timeline and all the various AUs people have made), and some kind of major threat comes that requires them to put together their own version of the Crew made up of different versions of them each from a separate universe. I've only got the two of them and the Mario Bros figured out though.

The SMGs go by nicknames to differentiate themselves from their counterparts. SMG4 goes by "Rune" while SMG3 goes by "Hax." They were both originally from their own normal AUs that got destroyed somehow, and were saved and brought up to their current status by the previous Super Meme Guardians. Rune is from an urban fantasy setting and was a mage, while Hax is a Reploid and former Maverick Hacker because his universe was based on the Megaman X series instead of the Super Mario franchise.

The Mario they find is from a Bad End version of "It's Gotta be Perfect" where they didn't manage to save 4, the Creep no-selled Swag's bombs thanks to the keyboard not getting destroyed and then started spreading beyond the castle, and a few years later the whole planet's overtaken and Mario's one of the few survivors, with all but a few stubborn pockets of civilization either dead or Changed into one of 4's seemingly endless "Redesigns." In Mario's case, he wanders the wastes of the world, searching for a way to either save SMG4...or kill him. He's also caring for an Inkling egg (not related to Meggy. She is very much gone) he found on his travels, which is just about the only reason he hasn't given up hope and mercy-killed the universe yet (and yes that implies exactly what you think it does).

In Luigi's case...well...technically he's not Luigi. At least not at the moment. See, in his universe the SMG4 Crew went through a... mostly faithful adaptation of Super Paper Mario as one of their arcs. I say mostly because of the obvious Memes and extra characters, but also because in this version, Dimentio sending Mr. L to the Underwhere didn't turn him back into Luigi, and the Floro Sprout shenanigans and Super Dimentio thing at the end of the game scrambled his already washed brain so badly that Nastasia couldn't undo her spell. So now they're stuck with Mr. L until they somehow find a way to get him back to normal. Thankfully like the rest of Bleck's minions he's not really evil anymore but he's still... himself, unfortunately.

...Yeah I'm kind of having Rune and Hex grab Bargain Bin versions of the Crew if you couldn't tell so expect more angsty backstories, morally dubious teammates, and clashing personalities down the line.

#super multiverse guardians au #smg4 #rune #megaman x #smg3 #hax #smg4 its gotta be perfect #creepocalipse au #mario #creepocalypse mario #super paper mario #flipping stupid paper mario au #luigi #mr l #angst #mr puzzles did NOT survive the creepocalypse #he severely underestimated how dangerous that keyboard could be when he sold it to 4 #mario has a few mementos left from his friends #most notably meggy's goggles and one of bob's swords #mr l's eyes are grey instead of blue as a side-effect of nastasia's magic #he prefers to keep his mask on so that nobody has to see a stranger's eyes in luigi's face #also he teamed up with the crew after they found him in the underwhere so he could settle the score with dimentio for blowing him up

[occidentalavian]

#Something I meant to make when the live show streamed #but anyway shout out to Yasha and her 5 feats #and her natural 17 Strength score which only increased from the magic book and the lvl 20 Barbarian capstone #critical role #yasha nydoorin #cr spoilers #echoes of the solstice

[july-19th-club]

what the fuck was it that they put into dirk gently tv show it had no right being as good as it was . like it makes me mad just thinking about it

#i mean the answer is 'cast and musical score' but still . that show hit something magical VERY briefly #and i never know what to think about it after the fact #dghda

[stainlesssteellocust]

The Entities from Worm would fit neatly into the Laundry Files cosmology and are also far more detailed and bizarre than the ‘superheroes’ that showed up in Annihilation Score, that would be neat

Also I’m pretty sure Jack Slash’s sabotage power would work on vampires

hell it might work on everyone

#the laundry files #charles stross #parahumans #wildbow #you’d have to do a bit of tweaking #obviously the entities are from a limited subsection of the multiverse where ‘magic’ doesn’t work #but you can easily do that with how the LF setting has alt-worlds where physics don’t support life etc #honestly TAS was well written but it’s genre-parody elements felt weak compared to the others #I felt like Charlie didn’t really like the superhero genre all that much lol #but to get details I’d have to wade through Annihilation Score Discourse and uh #no thanks

[gregor-never-leaves-the-house]

I'm not a huge fan of super effective magic cards. I like weird stuff that doesn't work, and then I'm frustrated when it fails, haha.

But I really like to arrange stuff for Proxies. And since our child has a huge amount of coins and other knickknacks, I thought, why not?

I tried to fill the card with lots of baubles a child would find valuable, various coins, acorns ... The child loves to collect rocks from everywhere and insists bringing them home.

There's even a tiny duck hidden underneath the tules text ☆

#mine #digital art #artists on tumblr #art on tumblr #mtg proxy #mtgart #mtgartist #magic cards #magic the gathering #mtg commander #mtg community #mtg custom card #mtg customs #tcg proxy #proxy art #collectible card game #tcgplayer #mtg thunder junction #mtg edh #mtg the big score #commander mtg

[ananinidraws]

Suggestion: John giving Chat Way Too Many Flowers/Flower Crowns. He'd try to make one for every viewer

God you're so right, he totally would

Also bonus doodle cuz i also liked the flower crown idea

#rtgame #rtumblr #rtopia #rt miitopia #miitopia #magical john #twitch chat #chatical john #ni draws stuff #ni writes stuff #i saw someone else drawing the enlarged bouquet #but unfortunatly i believe their acount got deactivated TvT #anyways #john likes to play 'how many flower crowns can you stack on chat's hat' #his high score is about 20 #they get too heavy after a certain number and the hat falls off lol #chat has gotten used to it #also i'm sorry the coloring on the bouquet is shit #i didn't wanna draw every single individual flower dshbdhjhvjhfbv