Alastor and Lucifer, once together (however that means for you, romanticly or QPP) think it's funny to pretend they don't know each other and get into fights upon 'meeting'. Charlie thinks it's exhausting, but also sort of funny. They'll be nose to nose like they were at the end of Hell's Greatest Dad, and then they make eye contact for a little too long and just start laughing.
They did this when going after Valentino for what he did to Charlie. The Moth thought he might actually get away while they were fighting over who had the right to 'defend Charlie's honor'. And then they just start cracking up and complimenting each other on their performances and then turn to him in sync.
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FOR PRIDE MONTH
The mercs learning that they are in fact. gay.
Scout-
Doesn't admit he's gay ever
Would rather die than say he likes men fr
But GOD men are so hot. Muscles. Chests. Thighs. Di-
Bisexual, Def hides his gay side tho
Has drunkenly made out with men before.
Demo
He's BEEN knowing that he's pansexual. He's kissed a few boys on the playground in grade school and drunkenly made out with multiple people.
"A hole is a hole" energy
Very casual about affection, sees nothing wrong or any difference between cuddling a boyfriend on the lobby couch and cuddling a girlfriend.
Has punched a transphobe and would do it again
Soldier
Aroace soldier ftw honestly.
No room for romance when you can be patriotic
Wants a family tho, desires a QPP (sex neutral)
Would rather have a best friend that he kisses and fucks rather than a relationship.
Engineer
Realizes it in early childhood but ABSOLUTELY REPRESSES THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
Dates for marriage with women but absolutely has gotten drunk and begged to be used by every man in the bar as a glory hole.
So many crushes. So. Many. Goddamn. Crushes. On. So. Many. Men
pansexual with a heavy preference for men.
Heavy
Aromantic heterosexual! He always thought he was a monster for not wanting a relationship but only wanted to have sex with women.
childfree single uncle in his mid-40's that gives you the richest gifts at the reunion energy.
Drunk heavy is fun tho, he's the best wingman
sober heavy is S tier relationship advice giver.
would hear about aromanticism and go "o shit that ME HOLY FUCK IM NOT ALONE"
Medic
Gay Medic Gay Medic Gay Medic
Frank Infurter energy during pride month
*sock bunches at his ankles* "zis is un hate crime."
calls random things homophobic
would give top surgery for free(just give him ur titty after)
Demiboy! He never fully resonated with being a full man, but he/they??? fuck YEAHHHH
Spy
homophobic gay
Pyro
Genderfluid. Pansexual.
THE EPITOME OF ANY/ALL PRONOUNS
Would punch a homophobe
any pronouns at all btw. He, she, they, it, Pyro, anything!
They don't understand how people can be homophobic when kissing people is so fun, especially little gas masks boops!
Sniper
This man is the most demiromantic bisexual man to ever exist.
you gotta be FWB first for him to even consider you a canidate for romance
Wouldn't punch a transphobe, but would just lean into their ear and whisper where they live.
doesn't celebrate pride, but doesn't think less of people who do.
doesn't have any pride wear except a bisexual handkerchief an ex got him like, seven years ago.
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"GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALL ITS CREATURES! ESPECIALLY LIEUTENANT BITES! AND OF COURSE THE MAJESTIC BALD EAGLE!!!" 🦅
"I feed my squirrel crack and random flintstones gummies!" ⚾️
"I have put 5 different bird hearts into Archimedes! He's as healthy as a cardinal! And a Finch,,, and a hummingbird...? What else did I add? Gott in himmel.." 💉
"Little bird is adorable, I will name it,,, Little Medic :]" 🐻
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wait or!!! if we wanna go a different route, chrissy’s nearly falling off the bed and this is how eddie manhandles her back in 👀 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMj86uwf7/
oh. oh.
yes pls!!!!!!!! my god that would absolutely wake her up in a split second…… all breathless and her heart racing…… and Eddie’s easy grin and gravely voice as he tells her not to worry bc he’s got her……
👀🥵 excuse me i think i need to go write some thoughts and feelings or something
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Two AIs; one who hates mankind and one who yearns for mankind's existence.
i turned the rough sketch into an actual render (i didn't want it to go to waste, y'know; it's a one-of-a-time idea). don't let sizes fool you, without the tight zoom, GLaDOS is massive compared to 2B.
as for the render itself, don't expect them to have a literal swordfight. these two would battle it out psychologically; 2B, knowing GLaDOS' existence and how she was created, would ask her numerous things about who created the genetic lifeform and what they were like. GLaDOS, on the other hand, would tell her they're "useless" and "the reason why i'm here right now".
these two would keep exchanging ideologies to the point where the things they're discussing simply cannot be comprehended by a mortal human.
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love how all the kiss reactions imply different methods of kissie delivery
bringing Nat, Trevor, and Lulia an anonymous 💋 on a napkin? planting one on the top of Putunia’s head bc she’s a good kid? a smooch on the cheek for Gillis? passionate make-out session with Parsley? Flower Kid’s got it all figured out man
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