#shikamaru is a lazy king

[breeofbree]

Bed Rest

Shikamaru x f!reader

🔞MINORS DNI 🔞

Warnings: soft core SMUT, swearing, injuries

Summary: a lazy hang out turns to lazy sex (just a quick smut read for on the go. Simple, goofy, with a bit of filler episode humor)

To say I was beat from the mission was an understatement. Turns out, getting slammed in to the ground by your neck really does a lot of damage. My bed at home beckoned to me, plush, soft comforter and lots of space to stretch compared to the bedroll on my back that’s been used for two weeks. It was a dream to be prescribed three days of bed rest by the doctor. But upon opening the bedroom door, I notice a lazy soul already occupying my sweet bed.

“Move over, I’m tired.” I grunt out, slamming face first in to the long forgotten pillow that rest besides Shikamaru’s head. It was common to find him napping in a random spot when I’d come back from missions, sometimes the floor, or the front porch of my house. But my bed was a new one.

“Great to see you and your smart comments are still alive.” He sighs as I can feel his weight shift closer to me, grunting in pain.

I wince as I turn my neck to focus on his bruised face, “I hear you got a nice beat down yourself, champ.”

“Doctors orders for strict bed rest, a drag I can’t go outside and watch the clouds.” He mumbles out, his eyes fluttering slowly shut. I huff a small laugh out as a pinch of pain runs through my neck,” bed rest doesn’t mean an actual bed. It just means get sleep and not get in any fights, Shikamaru. Now get out of my bed so I can get my ordered bed rest.”

I’m only answered by slow and steady breathing, signaling he was already practically asleep. Leave it to Shikamaru to put his best effort in falling asleep. I can only sigh, gathering a pillow to go crash on my own couch in defeat. A slow hand stops me from brokenly standing up,” bed rest, not couch rest. Just lay down and don’t be awkward, damnit.”

“Awkward? You’re in my bed. You’re the only one making this awkward.” I huff out, slamming the pillow against his head and falling back down beside him. He drapes an arm over my side and grumbles,” stop complaining already, if you didn’t like it you would’ve forced me out the door by now, Y/N.”

His delicately placed hand sends electric pulses through my entire body, a sensation that was almost taboo to feel about a close friend. And the anger of him being right sets in.

“Shut up and put your hand somewhere else then, you’re distracting me.” I try to chastise him, resulting in it moving upwards and cupping my breast,” not what I meant.”

He chuckles slightly, close enough to my ear that it sends a shiver against my spine,” if I really wanted to distract you I would.”

His hand kneads slightly, oddly relieving other pains as the ecstasy of the intimate touch invades my senses.

“S-Shikamaru, what are you doing?” I yelp out as his other hand snakes its way under my body and to my other breast.

“I’m showing you what distracting really is.” He clips out, resting his heated face against my neck and nipping softly at it. My body acts on its own free will, arching my back into his body, and grinding my ass against his pelvis deeply.

“But we’re supposed to-“ I begin, being quickly cut off as his breath ghosts over the spot he just bit,” resting… I know.”

He pulls away, minding the sore spots as I moan in frustration,” and I can’t do that now that you’ve made a move on me.”

“I’m sorry, I’ve crossed a line. I’m too tired to think clearly.” He apologizes, quickly suggesting he went home.

“No! I mean, you just caught me off guard. I didn’t say I didn’t like it.” I admit sheepishly, guiding his hands back to position. It was his turn to sigh, only this time it was relief… maybe even pleasure. His lower body rhythmically rolls into mine, boasting a defined bulge against me that grows harder with every touch. I can hear the soft moan in my ear and I have to bite my lip to stop myself from following suit.

“I’m pretty lame at the moment… I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.” I breathe out, heart quickening with every motion. I suddenly realize it might be beneficial for the both of us as a moan finally escapes my own mouth,“But then again, I wouldn’t mind going slow and enjoying it. I find going slow is quite relaxing and a great way to promote rest.”

“Are you trying to convince yourself, or me, Y/N?” Shikamaru breathes out tiredly as my mind races. I whip around quickly, disregarding any aching pain and settle on top of him with a huff,” fuck it.”

My hands wander across his body, plucking and pulling at the fabric that’s separates us. It felt so wrong, yet so right to know first hand that the man who always complained about women could feel emotions such as intimacy. The friend I always slept or napped with, but never in an intimate way. The static charge of rubbing clothes courses through my finger tips, jolting through my body and down to my core. If I didn’t like him so much… if I didn’t crave or even need him so much, I might just feel guilty. But the feeling of his lips clumsily finding mine between closed eyes and rambunctious limbs fumbling around, felt a little too satisfying. We were both lazy at heart, never in a rush. And it showed as his lips took time against mine. Slowly pulling in my lower lip as his hand finds its way to squeeze against my ass, followed by a light smack. I use his slight distraction to nip at his lip, taking in the faint taste of an after mission cigarette drag. He sharply inhales, finding his bearings in gripping tightly at my hips. Shikamaru’s eyes flutter halfway open, hungrily staring me down as all thoughts escape my head in nervousness,” Y/N, are you okay?”

I shake my head back to reality, looking down at his pants line and back to him,” Y-yeah. Are you… are you okay with this?”

“Yeah.” He huffs a silent laugh as I work at his pants, finally receiving a helping hand as he pulls them below his knees. Shikamaru’s hips jerk as my hand delicately wraps around him, pumping softly and slowly, falling in to a rhythm with his breathing. Shikamaru tilts his head back, moaning slightly with a half cocked smile of bliss, jutting his hips in to each stroke as his face quickly flushes,” just don’t hurt yourself, okay?”

“Don’t worry about me, it’s my neck that bothers me. Not my hand.” I exhale, watching his eyes roll before they meet mine,” if it gets to be too much. Tell me to stop.”

I nod, taking a brief moment to slip off my pants that desperately need a wash after the mission and crawl back on top of him. I find the courage to sink down, the ache between my hips enhancing with each second I take to slide fully on to him. By the time I’m fully settled, it feels like my core is about to burst with ecstasy, until he lifts me slightly by my hips and slams me back down gently. A soft yelp escapes my throat from surprise, quickly hushed by his voice,” does that hurt?”

“No, it- it feels good.” I moan between thrusts, watching as his face contorts from pain to fits of pleasure and ecstasy. My head instinctively moves to fall back, quickly answered with a jolt of pain before Shikamaru goes taut and stops all movement,” Shikamaru, I said I was okay. Keep going… please.”

He nods, resuming his motion as I feel the familiar knot in my stomach, unfortunately dulled by the ebbing pain that seemed to rush back in uninvited. My eyes shut tight, spots flickering as my neck hurts and lower body goes numb in pleasure. My moan is choked out by Shikamaru’s own, followed quickly as his pace picks up, using the last of his energy to finish strong and rough.

“Look at me, Y/N.” He hisses out between his clenched jaw, forcing my eyes to obey and lock on to his before they wander once again with the sensation of pure ecstasy. With a guttural moan from Shikamaru, I can feel the hot ropes pulse in to me and his body becomes rigid once again. His head arches back in to the pillow behind him, his moan quickly becoming a whimper, and guilt makes me hope it’s from pleasure and not pain. I can barely manage to flop over beside him and try my best to hide the winces, but fail miserably.

“It was too much for the both of us, wasn’t it?” He sighs, eyes fixated on the ceiling as his hand rubs against his torso. I reach my hand to move his, taking his place to rub at the bruising area softly,” probably. But you always sucked at timing.”

His hand snakes upwards to cup the back of my neck and rub soft circles where it hurt the most, and his eyes slowly meet mine,” such a drag I didn’t do it sooner.”

I find my eyes fluttering closed at the lulling touch against my neck, being pulled slowly to rest my head against his chest and match his steady breathing,” I only let you because it was a pity to see you being the one in pain for once.”

“That’s a lie.” Shikamaru snickers, pinching my ear slightly with his free hand. I giggle back, tilting my head up to sleepily look to him,” and how would you know?”

“Never tell Choji secrets. Especially when you’re both drunk.” He answers, pulling me fully on to him with a grunt. My mind tries to gather any time Choji and I were drunk together, but falls short,” that’s a bluff. I haven’t been drunk with Choji for a long time.”

“Barbecue, sake, and wedding gift planning.” Shikamaru hints.

I then remember the night, sitting down with Choji and venting about not being able to find Hinata and Naruto a gift when my own love life was on the rocks. Sake goes down too sweetly after going through a break up just before a friend gets married. It was several weeks ago now, turning to Choji after Ino and even TenTen had come up short with ideas.

“Why don’t you ask Shikamaru? You two seem to think pretty similarly.” Choji huffs out, ordering the bottle of sake.

“The last thing we need is the two of us working together. It always ends horribly and you know that, Choji.” I cough out after knocking back several cups of the bitter and satisfying beverage.

“It’s because you like him.” Choji smirks, wiggling his eyebrows before ordering another bottle. Two bottles empty and halfway through the third one, I groan as my head slams against the table,” Choji, if I had the capability of liking anyone, why would you assume out of everyone in the leaf, it would be Shikamaru?”

“Because, Shikamaru is the only thing you talk or complain about when you’re drunk, even sober for that matter.” Choji points out, laying down more strips of beef against the barbecue. I bang my head against the table a few more time in frustration,” because that idiot doesn’t leave my head. It’s wrong to think of a friend that way damnit. Especially him.”

The next sentence is the one part I knew Choji took to Shikamaru in confidence,” we’re both too dense to just fuck and get it over with. Besides, sex takes effort and I use enough of that during missions.”

“I feel like I’ve heard that before…” Choji laughs, pulling a strip off the grill and finishing off the plate of beef. Everything afterwards is black as my hand reaches to finish the sake straight from the bottle.

“Oh no, he told you.” I groan, burying my head in guilt and embarrassment. Shikamaru only hugs me with a reassuring laugh,” everything.”

“Just wait until you hear what he told me what you said.” I lie, feeling as his breathing stops,” L-listen, when I told him about that little dream, I figured he wouldn’t say anything!”

“Choji didn’t really tell me anything, but now I’m curious about this dream…” I trail off, eyes becoming heavy as a yawn wracks my body.

“That’s a story for another time, we should get some actual bed rest.” He yawns back.

“If I wasn’t so tired, I’d try to argue with you. You win for now.” I mumble out, quickly letting the claws of sleep sink in to me. Before drifting off, I could feel his lips lazily drift across my forehead. I knew in that moment, I was too comfortable to complain or prod even further. I was content with being finally in his arms and getting some well deserved bed rest.

#shikamaru smut #shikamaru x y/n #shikamaru imagine #nara shikamaru #naruto fanfiction #naruto imagines #naruto smut #shikamaru imagines #shikamaru x reader #shikamaru nara #shikamaru fanfiction #shikamaru x you #shikamaru is a lazy king #Shikamaru

[deepdiveintomadness]

✨️ competency ✨️ is such an attractive and sexy trait

#both fictionally and irl #but I'm mainly talking about fictional men bc real men are NOT it #julian blackthorn my beloved #kaladin stormblessed my beloved #my ruthless and intelligent king who motherhens his siblings and paints in his free time #my traumatized and depressed king who is part time military leader part time magical knight part time surgeon part time therapist #julian blackthorn #kaladin stormblessed #actually let me include my lazy king nara shikamaru #i aspire to be like you #shikamaru nara

[skyahri]

How They'd Do You |Naruto Men X Reader| HC

Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, Madara Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki.

Summary: How they are in bed.

Warnings: NSFW. Mentions of sex and foreplay. Breeding kink, breast and nipple play, head, etc.

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Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke isn't one to give up control very easily, especially when he's in any sort of vulnerable state.

More often than not, he's on top of you, forcing your legs against your chest and not holding anything back as he thrusts into you.

On the rare occasion he allows you to top, he's still 100% in control. He always ends up taking over towards the end when he can't take it anymore. His release is close, and something in his brain is begging him to rail you.

He wouldn't be into actual choking in fear he'd lose control of his strength, but he's not afraid to use your neck as a handle of sorts to keep your body from moving too much.

Hes the embodiment of a breeding kink.

He's close to his end. He places his hand on your stomach and forces his seed in you.

If he's still got stamina, he's pushing you onto your hands and knees for round two, ass high up in the air.

"Not a single drop spills. Got it?"

Emergency contraceptive is your best friend, but let's be real. It fails sooner rather than later based on the sheer amount you rely on it.

Kakashi Hatake

Foreplay king. He loves head, both giving and receiving, sometimes even at the same time. Nipple play, fingering, whatever it is you're needing, he's providing.

Passionate.

When he does share his mind, it's never a light matter, and sex is no different.

Kissing, hand holding, praising - it's all a very important part of the act for him. He's pouring his heart and soul into you every time you're together.

But don't get it wrong, he's still a man. Those sweet nothings and soft whispers about how much he loves you quickly turn into dirty talk.

"You're such a good girl."

"You look so pretty wrapped around my cock."

"You're mine, you know that?"

He definitely sticks his fingers in your mouth.

After a certain point, he let's his dick do the thinking for him. You don't mind one bit.

He's all about aftercare. Rags or showers or just physical contact, whatever you want, he's got it. He knows he's not always the best at taking care of you, but this is one instance where he's confident about what he's doing.

Shikamaru Nara

My man is lazy and that doesn't change, even in the bedroom.

He usually doesn't go down on you but enjoys when you sit on his face. He'll wrap his arms around to grip your thighs. He's never one to turn down head but doesn't really make foreplay a priority.

Some might call him a pillow princess at first glance, but it's deeper than that. He has the control, he just let's you do the work most of the time.

You may be on top, but his strong grip and guiding fingers tell you exactly what to do.

Sometimes, he doesn't care for the pleasantries that come with dragging it out. He'll nestle between your legs and let his head dip down to your neck.

Lazy thrusts, but that's fine. Deeper is always better than faster.

He doesn't really do dirty talk, but he's definitely not silent. He's vocal, always groaning, maybe he'll tell you that he loves you if he's feeling a certain way.

Madara Uchiha

Most of the time, he's hate fucking you.

There's no time for foreplay when he's immediately slamming you against the wall when he gets home.

Despite all the anger radiating off of him as he mercilessly thrusts into you, he's calling you the sweetest nicknames he can think of. Love or Darling or something of the sort.

He always finishes inside. You're not sure if he's just too busy letting his frustration out to think, or if he's actively trying to get you pregnant.

It's both... sort of. For him, anger is just passion and fuel. It has nothing to do with his actions. He's pumping you full of his cum because he likes to claim you. He wants you to bare his children. He wants people to know you're his.

Aftercare isn't as straightforward for him. He's not offering to clean you up, but he tries to find ways to subtly apologize for turning you into a toy.

Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto runs on pure instinct in every aspect of his life.

He's doing what feels right in the moment and confirming it with you if it's something he's unsure about. (Consent is key).

He's a people pleaser. He's always making sure he takes care of you before he even thinks about himself. Eating you out, fingering, breast play, whatever you want.

He's sloppy. It's just something that always emerges with him. He's placing wet kisses on your neck, his hand placement can sometimes be a bit awkward, but it all adds to the experience.

His head gets so foggy with love and lust that he honestly can't think straight. The way his body takes control and he ravages you in an almost primal way, it's to die for.

#sasuke x reader #naruto x reader #kakashi x reader #madara x reader #shikamaru x reader #naruto uzumaki x reader #sasuke uchiha x reader #kakashi hatake x reader #madara uchiha x reader #shikamaru nara x reader #naruto smut #sasuke smut #kakashi smut #madara smut #shikamaru smut #naruto uzumaki smut #sasuke uchiha smut #kakashi hatake smut #shikamaru nara smut #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #kakashi hatake #shikamaru nara #madara uchiha #naruto headcanons #naruto shippuden #naruto

[sleepyhead-poll]

SUBMISSIONS FOR THE LOSER'S BRACKET ARE OPEN!

Welcome to the Loser's Bracket submissions! If you don't know how it works, here's a rundown:

For about a week, I will have nominations open for the Loser's Bracket. Nominate as many characters as you want who were in the tournament but have lost, but do not nominate someone more than once or someone who wasn't in the main tournament. (All contestants who lost prior to the semifinals have a shot to be nominated.)

After the Loser's Bracket nominations have been recorded, I will take the top 16 most nominated characters and begin the Loser's Bracket, which will last 4 rounds. Each round will last only a day, unlike the main tournament, where each round lasted a week.

The winner of the Loser's Bracket will have an honorary place on the podium and be mentioned in the finals winners post.

All propaganda for the Loser's Bracket will be unique, so feel free to write more propaganda on why you think they deserve this second chance.

I will stop taking nominations the day that the semifinals poll is over, as I want to start the Loser's Bracket the day the finals go up.

I will take nominations through the ask box! Send the name of your character & any propaganda on why you think they should have won.

Under the cut is a list of ALL THE LOSERS thus far and WHICH ROUND THEY LOST IN. Feel free to scroll through it to refresh yourself on anyone you want to nominate. (I hope I spelled everyone's name right because that was a lot to type and I'm not doing that again lmao)

Lost During Round 1

Tanaka (Tanaka-kun is Always Listless)

Sanada Ryu (Kimi ni Todoke)

Yokune Ruko (UTAUloid)

Ritsu Sakuma (Ensemble Stars)

Tsukasa Hiiragi (Lucky Stars)

Chayanne (QSMP)

Koshiba Kiri (Beauty Pop)

Towa Motosu (World Dai Star)

Takenaka Hanbei (Samurai Warriors)

Budwin (Papa Louie)

Meguru Bachira (Blue Lock)

Judai Yuki (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)

Sleepy Gary (Rick and Morty)

Viva Twilight (Master Detective Archives: Rain Code)

Garfield (Garfield)

Shari (Wayside School)

Takane Enomoto (Kagerou Project)

Howard Philips Lovecraft (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Belphegor (Obey Me! Shall we Date?)

En Yufuin (Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!)

Hyp (Touhou: Fantastic Danmaku Festival 2)

Meitenkun (King of the Fighters)

Mint (My Time at Portia)

Priscilla (Rune Factory 5)

Dreamer / Protagonist (Melatonin)

Clovis (Percy Jackson)

Towtow (Super Smash Bros.)

Link (Legend of Zelda)

Shota Aizawa / Eraser Head (My Hero Academia)

Shikamaru Nara (Naruto)

Vooshvazool's Bat (The Neverending Story)

Enrico Pollini (Rat Race)

Denjiro Kyoshiro (One Piece)

Sans (Undertale)

Midnight (Fairytale)

Ahito (Galactik Football)

Laffey (Azur Lane)

Noelle (NieR Reincarnation)

Nemu (Haibane Renmei)

Snoozing Carpenter (Sky: Children of the Light)

Aurora Sya Lis Goodreste (Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle)

Eve (Eaternal Nocturnal)

Elle (Crush Crush)

Hastings (One Upon a Time in Space)

Briar Beauty (Ever After)

Silver (Twisted Wonderland)

Ganyu (Genshin Impact)

Layla (Genshin Impact)

Totoro (My Neighbor Totor)

Slakoth & Slaking (Pokemon)

Musharna (Pokemon)

Dreaming Nemleria (Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG)

Noddy (Kirby)

Nemukko Nyago (Sanrio)

Citrus (Otherworldly Ravenous Beast)

Espinas (Monster Hunter)

Lazy Smurf (The Smurfs)

Paddi (Pleasant Goat and Big Bad Wolf)

Dozer (Cookie Run)

Forde (Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones)

Trec (Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade)

Mirabilis (Fire Emblem: Heroes)

Sothis (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Ladybird (King of the Hill)

Lost During Round 2

Ritsuka Uenoyama (Given)

Kanata Konoe (love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club)

Yoshihito Usaida (Gakuen Babysitters)

Yuuya Amane (Nukoduke!)

PJ Berri (Parappa the Rapper)

Nagi Seishiro (Blue Lock)

Sleepy Ernst (Destroy All Humans)

Peppermint Patty (Peanuts)

Saiko Yonebayashi (Tokyo Ghoul:re)

Kyoutarou Shuzenji (Cute Earth Defense Club HAPPY KISS!)

Hisoka Mikage (A3!)

Ryker (Rune Factory 5)

Madotsuki (Yume Nikki)

Talon (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

Agares Picero (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Mister Zzz (Batman)

Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Dino (That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime)

Nemurin (Magical Girl Raising Project)

Siffrin (In Stars and Time)

Sakuma Fueko (The Feelings We All Must Endure)

Sleepy (Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

Sleeping Beauty (Shrek)

Sayu (Genshin Impact)

Slowpoke Evolution Line (Pokemon)

Caitlin (Pokemon)

Gudetama (Pokemon)

Number 6 Floof (Monster Hunter Stories)

Flower (Bambi)

Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run)

Mitama (Fire Emblem: Fates)

Durin (Arknights)

Lost During Round 3

Yumemi Nemu (Vocaloid)

Panda (Polar Bear Cafe)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

Kuro / Sleepy Ash / Sloth (Servamp)

Clorica (Rune Factory 4)

Hypnos (Hades)

Unconscious Argentinean (Moulin Rouge)

Sloth (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

Sunny (Omori)

Sleepytime Tea Bear (Celestial Sleepytime Tea)

Jing Beiyuan (Lord Seventh)

Komala (Pokemon)

Rainforest Dragon / RainWings (Wings of Fire)

Judd (Splatoon)

Haar (Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance)

Lost During Round 4

Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)

Jeff Wiggle (The Wiggles)

Nanaki Kazuaki (Hatoful Boyfriend)

Olruggio (Witch Hat Atelier)

Bedman (Guilty Gear)

Wonderland Sekai Megurine Luka (Project Sekai: Colorful Stage)

Snorlax (Pokemon)

Lindhardt von Hevring (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Lost During Round 5 (Quarterfinals)

Snoozer (Hamtaro)

Hotaru Yura (Magia Record)

Jade Harley (Homestuck)

Bedtime Bear (Care Bears)

#loser's bracket #loser's bracket submissions #loser's bracket nominations #poll submission #poll nominations #poll bracket #poll tournament #polls #character polls #sleepyhead poll

[delirious-donna]

Who's your King? [Shikamaru Nara]

an: the lovely @uchihabbynic asked for a Shiki story with some fluff or angst, I decided to give you both!

pairing: Shikamaru Nara x female reader s/o

warnings: SFW, angst, lil hurt/comfort, grieving, dark emotions but with a happy ending, I promise

Masterlist

It was that time of year once again.

You didn’t need a calendar to know which date was fast approaching. It was easy to tell from the flip of a switch attitude change from your man.

Shikamaru went from cool as a cucumber, ‘let me rest in peace, you pest of a female’ to moody, withdrawn and downright rude.

You understood – you really did – but it was still hard not to take his vicious comments to heart. He had always been a sharp-tongued devil, his words were chosen with expert care and he rarely said anything he didn’t mean, but this was different.

This was not Shika teasing you about your tastes in movies, rolling his eyes at being coerced into watching yet another ‘bullshit’ animated story meant for children, as he so callously said. Nor was it him biting back at your attempts to embarrass him in front of his friends. He had an amazing knack for turning the cute fluffy stories you told of him into debauched snippets of you melting at his feet because of said fluffiness.

You could practically envisage the snide smirk as he takes a drag on his cigarette. His dark eyes alight with humour as you wish for a hole to open in the floor to swallow you up. The shared laughter of Ino and Choji is enough to make you groan and slap a palm to your face.

Shikamaru was always doing this to you, making you squirm in embarrassment until he was reaching an arm around the small of your back. Tugging you into his side where you could hide your flushed face in the crook of his neck. The familiar smell of his tobacco along with the spicy body wash he used settled the worst of your shyness but turned it into something else entirely – something warm and fluttering.

He knew what he was doing, Shika wasn’t known as the lazy genius of Konohagakure for nothing. He was already calculating at least fifty moves ahead of you. Likely determining exactly how he was going to make you scream his name when you both crashed through the door to your shared apartment later that night.

But, it wasn’t like that, not this time.

Crash!

The sound of many things smashing into the wall of Shikamaru’s closed office made you jolt upright. The tell-tale clatter of shogi pieces clattered to the floor along with a strained curse from the raw throat of the man hiding himself away. His way of trying to protect you from his wrath.

He would never hurt you, not physically. The raven-haired male was deathly afraid of saying something he would later regret. Priding himself on never acting rashly, at this time of year, he couldn’t count on his mental fortitudes to stop himself from letting loose the bladed words from his lips.

It wouldn’t be for the first time that he found himself begging for your forgiveness. The mere sight of him on his knees, hands grasping at your waist, his anguished face pressed into the softness of your stomach and the way his voice tried not to break as he spoke, it was not something you liked to remind yourself of.

Shikamaru was the strongest man you knew, he trembled before no foe but he had cowered at the thought of you leaving him. It reinforced why you had fallen in love with him in the first place. He was the sweetest, most caring person in your life but to outsiders, it was hidden beneath the thin veil of his indifference.

A veil that served to protect him.

Within Shika beat a tender heart, one that valued actions over mere words alone and left him vulnerable to those who might act to hurt him. Only those closest knew the true Shikamaru Nara, the man that would go to extreme lengths to ensure the welfare and happiness of his dearest and nearest.

You were lucky enough to have been granted access behind the mask, and now you sat squarely in the centre of his heart. He told you that you sat atop a gilded throne, untouchable on your mighty pedestal and you melted at the sincerity of his words. They were infrequent, those soft words, as he chose to demonstrate his affection through his actions instead but you remembered them well – they were branded into your memory for all of time.

Knocking softly at the door, you waited but no answer came. Your hand lingered on the handle before pressing down and finding no resistance. You took the fact that it was not locked as an invitation to step inside.

The room was dark despite it being the middle of the afternoon, the heavy drapes pulled haphazardly across the windows behind the desk that you knew rather intimately. You stepped gingerly around the littered shogi pieces, yet your eyes never truly left the frame of Shika seated in his chair.

He looked a mess.

His head lifted from staring into the depths of his desk and you almost gasped at the haggard condition he was in. Darkness crowded under his rich chocolate eyes, evidence of how little sleep he had managed these past few days. His ebony hair, normally held tight in his trademark ponytail was loose around his shoulders, it was lank and clearly hadn’t been combed in a while. Tightness stretched the skin across his bones, highlighting his cheekbones and making him look gaunt and haunted.

It all clenched at your heart. Shikamaru was suffering and he refused every offer of help.

“Leave me alone,” he said, voice hardly above a low whisper and refusing to meet your eye.

Anger prickled at your flesh, the sensation springing to life seemingly out of nowhere to take root deep within your soul, spreading with hastened steps to your extremities.

A torrent of fire burned in your veins and stung your muscles. The pit of your stomach was a writhing mass of angry snakes, each with their own desire to lash out and bite at the person you claimed to love above all others.

Your face twisted into a scowl, absolutely furious that he would bat away the comfort you longed to gift him with. There was no need for him to suffer alone – he wasn’t the only one suffering – this was selfish and you had had enough.

“How do you think he’d react if he saw you like this?” you shouted, not caring for the shrillness of your voice nor the volume.

“You look like hell Shikamaru and I am sick of this bullshit. This whole ‘I am alone, no one else is hurting as much as I am’ shtick. It’s pathetic! You were not the only person to lose him. What about Choji and Ino? Kurenai? What about me? I teach Murai for fuck sake, I look into the face of Asuma every damn day and I miss him too.”

The pained expression on his face spoke volumes; your words had found their mark and sliced into that precious tender heart without thought for how he would react. All that worry over him hurting you and instead, you had practically stabbed him in the gut, each word twisting with intent to cause maximum damage.

A hand flew to your mouth as you recoiled from your own words.

Eyes that were glazed with tears watched you take the two faltering backward steps to reach the door. He swallowed loudly, mouth set into a grim line as if desperately trying to hold himself together and his fist tightened around the familiar silver lighter held in his hand.

You ran.

~

Darkness crept over the neatly maintained grass, the colours of the sunset shone upon the memorial stone that you couldn’t properly look at. Too ashamed to face him, even though you should. You should be apologising to the man that had lost his life before his time.

You missed him.

It was impossible not to, even though you had not been as close as Shika had been. Asuma held a burning presence, you always knew when he had entered a room and he had always been kind to you.

Now here you were sobbing in front of his grave at having made his most talented student look at you with such torture in their eyes. You were meant to protect him from that, not cause it.

How were you ever going to look at him again? Would he end things knowing now that you were nothing but a heartless shrew?

So much pain, so much heartache and what bothered you most was that the majority of your thoughts were about you, not about the memory of Asuma. It wasn’t right, and you had had the nerve to call Shika selfish.

A throat being cleared shook you from your miserable reverie. Glancing over your shoulder, Shikamaru stood, watching you with an undefinable expression.

His hands were deep in his pockets as he looked down on you. You swallowed past the sudden lump in your throat.

He had cleaned up, showered and shaved away the dark stubble that had lined his cheeks and chin only hours prior. The downy soft strands of his hair were secured within his ponytail once more, and he wore a clean outfit - grey denim jeans, a white t-shirt and a black hooded zip-up sweatshirt.

“Thought I might find you here,” he drawled.

Shika braced a hand on the ground before lowering himself to sit near you, not touching as would have been normal but close enough that his hand could reach out if he so wished.

You said nothing, not knowing what you could even offer at this point.

The familiar sound of the silver lighter being flicked open repeatedly filled the silence.

“You were…” he hesitated for a second, “not wrong.”

He held up a finger, putting an immediate halt to the words of denial that were on the tip of your tongue.

“I was acting selfishly. I know that I’m not the only one who misses Asuma.”

Shika’s hooded gaze strayed to the memorial behind you, he tipped his head as if bowing in reverence to his departed sensei.

Cool fingers brushed against your wrist, rubbing where your pulse beat erratically. He was sitting directly in front of your face before you could blink.

He regarded you with a soft smile, a thumb reaching out to wipe away the tears you hadn’t realised had resumed falling from your puffy eyes.

“Decided to visit Ino and Choji,” he looked away with a slight grumble, “they agreed with the little speech you gave me. In fact, Ino was probably even more ruthless than you were.”

“Shika, please,” you groaned in shame.

“Went by Kurenai’s house too, we’ve been invited to dinner so you best stop your tears soon. I’d like my pretty, happy girl back, please.”

You hiccuped at the plea, at the slight tug on your wrist. His chest was warm as he enveloped you, the spicy scent of his skin tickling your nose in such a soothing way.

You didn’t deserve this, he should be mad instead of comforting you.

“I’m sorry,” he said with his lips against your temple.

Cutting across his words, you stammered out, “It should be me apologising, I said some horrible things.”

He laughed, a dry chuckle that was likely accompanied by a roll of his eyes, except you couldn’t see them as he held your head to his chest.

“Will you ever let me finish when I’m talking? You’re such a troublesome woman.”

You smacked at his arm, the lightest of taps and yet he still dared to let out a feigned ‘ouch’, making you giggle.

“Mm, least I can still make you laugh,” he murmured into your hair.

It was nice sitting here with him, back in the place you had longed to be for days. Content in his arms until he offered you Asuma’s lighter to hold.

“You remember what I told you Asuma-sensei said to me before he died, about how important it was to find out who your King was and to defend it at all costs?”

You nodded, letting your fingers curl around his bicep as he spoke. The feel of the heavy cotton grounded you, along with his heat and scent.

“Well, for Asuma it was the children, especially Mirai and I vowed to protect him in Asuma’s stead. But, I’ve been thinking in these past few days.”

He paused for a moment, clearly collecting his thoughts as he watched you turn over the silver lighter in your hand.

“I agreed with him, children are the future and should be protected so they can flourish into a strong and healthy next generation. Yet, I think I have my own King now, someone that means more to me than anything else.”

Shika’s finger tucked under your chin, lifting your face so you were looking at him. His lips were inches from your own, minty breath washed across your face and your lids fluttered slowly at his closeness.

The kiss was bittersweet, a reunion that was tinged by sadness given your location and the reasons that brought you to this moment.

“You are my King, and I will never lock you out again. I promise,” he whispered.

The light was mostly gone by the time you had composed yourself.

More sweet kisses were shared and happier memories of Asuma were told. You both offered your respect to his memorial, lighting a last stick of incense before you tucked your tired body into the side of Shikamaru.

Your fingers interlinked as he guided you back into the heart of the village, heading towards Kurenai and Mirai’s house.

“I assume you still plan to watch over the children and Mirai?”

He scoffed, “with your help, of course.”

“Hmm, smartass,” you cooed, lifting to your tiptoes to press a kiss to his nose.

“You got that right.”

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[thottyimagines]

pls pls pls bless us with no nut november hc's for the konoha boys. i wanna know who's failing the first night and who make it to the end and everything in between. you're so funny and correct every single time alkshgjkahsjk

Thank you! It's still November when I get to this, so:

Naruto goes in with intense overconfidence and proclaims to the entire village that he will not only win the competition, but trounce Sasuke while doing it. He lasts about three days before succumbing to failure.

Sasuke simply channels all of his frustrations into training, as he always did. He does exceedingly well.

Kiba is stupid to even attempt this. He doesn't know what he was thinking, he admits, as he rubs one out but one hour into the competition.

Shino would quietly cave at two weeks in and tell no one. Everyone thinks he's won.

Shikamaru can see it through out of sheer laziness. It's easier to take a nap when the urge arises rather than go through the motions, anyway. A low-libido king in his element.

Choji tries very hard, because he thinks he's above his baser urges, but he's just not. He makes it to a strong three week showing and then he loses without fanfare. He is not one to shout his failure from the rooftops like Naruto, at least.

Neji has been busy leading a no nut life, so he obviously succeeds. He looks down on his peers for (a) even making a public event out of their lack of self control and (b) failing to see it through.

Rock Lee discovers the glory of masturbation via no nut November. He fails, like, midway through by experimenting to see exactly what he's signed up for.

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[tokyomeowji]

fear in a handful of dust.

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number one cat mom † twenty - eight † i cry too much

this is not a spoiler free zone // please, no minors

love: anime, cats, combat boots, enamel pins, horror, manga, plants, popcorn, sci-fi, ship fics, unsweet tea

hate: being an adult, getting wet, roaches, summer time, sweet tea

media: AgK!, BNHA, Bob's Burgers, Community, FMA&Brotherhood, Gravity Falls, Grey's Anatomy, HXH, JJK, KnY, Mashle, Mob, Naruto&Shippuden, SnK, Spy X Family, Steven Universe, Tokyo Rev, TriStamp and honestly anything including Andy Samberg & Seth Rogan

music: AFI, All Time Low, Atreyu, Capital Cities, Everything Everything, FOB, idkHow, Joywave, MCR, Ninja Sex Party, Panic!, Styx, The Happy Fits, The Lonely Island, The Used, Twenty One Pilots, TWRP, WALK THE MOON

good reads: BNHA, JJK, John Dies at the End, KnY, The Dark Tower series(currently on book five), Tokyo Rev & LFKB, I was going to list out a lot of Stephen King but I'm being lazy

the best boys: Chifuyu, Choso, Genya, Gojo, Hanma, Itachi, Kazutora, Kirishima, Ling!Greed, Lubbock, Muichiro, Mustang, Nanami, Ryusei, Shikamaru

just you and i, your starless eyes remain.

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#5

c, a, v, b, r, t, y, p for alec and magnus

Alec

C = Cum - He is embarrassed by how much he enjoys being covered or filled with cum, but Magnus is all for this side of Alec

A = Aftercare - Alec never gave it much thought until Magnus began to pamper him, now he just opens his arms and sinks into the love and care

V = Volume - He is rather quiet unless Magnus ruins him with pleasure and draws noises out of him purposely

B = Body part - He loves Magnus' un-glamoured eyes, he is fond of his neck rune mainly because of how much Magnus loves it

R = Risk - Alec is willing to try anything once, he trusts Magnus to make sure nothing goes wrong

T = Toy - Only when Magnus uses toys on him, but he still can't muster up the courage to use any toys on his own

Y = Yearning - He never had much of a sex drive until Magnus, not even masturbation but now all he has to do is see Magnus and it's an effort not to jump his lover right then and there

P = Pace - Slow and Sensual

Magnus

C = Cum - He is happily compatible with Alec's surprising cum kink, together they work

A = Aftercare - Magnus is the king of aftercare, he adores spoiling and pampering Alec because Alec is so clearly not used to it but is learning to love it slowly because of Magnus

V = Volume - Magnus is never shy with his pleasure, he gets loud when it feels good and can go speechless when Alec makes him cum so hard he sees spots

B = Body part - He loves Alec's neck rune, for himself he likes his hands and his ever changing nail polish

R = Risk - Magnus is well versed in everything, so he's always ready and willing to experiment with Alec at his side

T = Toy - Magnus has made his own toys alongside with already made ones, he knows exactly how to use toys of any sort and he happily uses his skills on Alec

Y = Yearning - Over time his sex drive has simmered but once he and Alec begin to have sex, it just goes into overdrive.

P = Pace - Slow and Sensual

39 notes - Posted January 10, 2022

#4

Superbat (Bruce x Clark)

Ship It

What made you ship it? - Their team work, the way they complement each other

What are your favorite things about the ship? - The standard Broody One is soft for the Sunshine One

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? - Bruce bottoms and only bottoms when with Clark

39 notes - Posted January 19, 2022

#3

Shikanaru

They try everything at least once, Naruto travelled for years with Jiraiya, he no doubt helped with the Icha Icha Series and got the most in-depth Sex Talk ever. He took notes and happily applied his notes to Shikamaru once they got together

Shadow Clones and Shadow Possession Jutsu are commonplace in their sex life

Shikamaru really puts in the effort, he is NOT lazy when it comes to pleasure and Naruto is living for it

45 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

#2

Jonmund for the ask game!

Ship It

What made you ship it? - Size Difference, enemies to friends to lovers trope

What are your favourite things about the ship? - How much they love and trust each other, that fucking GLOMP in S8, how Tormund waited for him at the end of S8 because he KNEW Jon belonged in the North with him and Ghost and then they went into the North to live peacefully together <3 That's a proper endgame pairing

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? - Nah, I'm pretty good with all the opinions and headcanon's for this ship.

51 notes - Posted January 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

geralt and scent kink

With his enhanced senses, I feel like scent is a very big deal for him.

I"m sure that he has found ways to deal with it, but something about Jaskier's scent never fails to make him go crazy and he finds it a comfort. He also never fails to get turned on whenever he smells arousal in Jaskier's scent, it's like a conditioned reaction by some point lol

59 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

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[breeofbree]

You’re in my spot

Shikamaru x reader

Summary: reader finds someone in their favorite napping spot (Shikamaru fanfic because he’s one of my favorites? Yes please)

“Hey.” 

“Hey yourself, I’m trying to nap here.” Shikamaru grumbles, not even bothering to open his eyes.

“You’re in my spot.” The stranger huffs, kicking the outer part of Shikamaru’s leg.

“Get lost, I was here first.” Shikamaru yawns.

“And you’re on my property.” The stranger giggles,” but if you’re insistent, at least scoot over.”

Shikamaru cracks an eyelid open, he didn’t notice he had walked off his own property but the girl was right. The Nara compound was almost half a mile away. He stretches and gets up to move as she pipes up,” you don’t have to leave. Just don’t disturb the wildlife.” 

“Forget it.” Shikamaru huffs, starting to walk off and down to the road. She only shrugs before laying down in the ghostly warm spot that Shikamaru had given up. 

“What a drag, to think I’d get some peace and quiet.” He mumbles.

“You’re telling me, it’s not everyday you find someone already napping where you wanted to. I offered to share, but your loss.” She calls out to him. Shikamaru stops in his tracks, turning back to the spot he was at,” you don’t snore do you?”

“How should I know? I can’t exactly watch myself when I sleep. Are you going to keep asking bothersome questions or are you going to lay down?” She grumbles back to him.

“I guess. Not like I have anywhere else to go.” Shikamaru rolls his eyes, plopping down in the plush moss. That was what made the spot perfect. This whole area was moss instead of prickly grass, it was almost a phenomenon compared to the dirt and grassy fields on the Nara compound, even the rest of the leaf village. The two spent hours in silence, napping on and off. Thankfully, she didn’t snore. But, the two were still complete strangers. She finally sits up and stretches out as the sun sinks lower in the sky. 

“Great, I have to head home for dinner. You should probably go too, the bears are nocturnal.” The strange girl throws out over her shoulder. 

“Bears?” Shikamaru asks. 

“You are on Kuma compound land. Bears are pretty common here since we… work with them.” The sigh she lets off makes it seem like it’s a known fact.

“You’re an animal handler, Like the Inuzukas.” Shikamaru questions, finally intrigued.

“You’re half right. We can’t train bears like dogs, that’s just cruel. We have a contract with them. We offer them solace and safety on our land and in turn we inherit bear like qualities and can summon them in battle. It’s not that hard to grasp. What’s your name anyway?” She rambles on, deciding it was her turn to get a question in.

“Shikamaru.”

“Y/N. Now get off my property, I want to go eat.” Y/N smirks, showing it was at least half banter. 

Y/N knew he was a Nara, she wasn’t stupid. It just threw her off with always being told the Nara’s had a genius kid, when the one she met seemed like a dunce. Maybe he had an older brother. As she watches his figure grow smaller Y/N decides to shout out,” you’re more than welcome to come back in daylight, just don’t show up after dark and don’t take my spot.” 

The next day, he was there in the same spot. Only this time he had a basket full of random things.

“My dad made me bring this, just some useless stuff.” Shikamaru huffs, stretching his hand out to give her the basket. She looks down noticing berries and dried meat, as well as a few jars of what seemed to be ointments or some medical remedies.

“That’s crazy, my mom made me bring a basket to give to you instead of saying I had tell you to get the hell off the property.” Y/N chuckles, remembering how her mom was excited to hear a Nara had graced the compounds presence. The crazy woman filled the basket with acorns and apples as well as some preserved fruits and jellies she made. Then lastly a fancy scroll offering the Nara family to dinner and explaining the acorns and apples were for the deer. The two exchanged baskets, looking confused.

“I guess, do you want to feed a bear?” Y/N pipes up, reaching at the hide necklace around her neck and blowing at the trinket attached to make a sound. Three bears soon come lazily trudging from the tree line, already sniffing at the basket. Shikamaru could see the resemblance in laziness, maybe he should work with bears. Napping all day and eating whenever seemed like the perfect dream. One bear nudges him forward and crashing in towards Y/N, sending them both plummeting to the ground.

“Gure, stop pushing.” Y/N groans from underneath Shikamaru who winces himself. 

“Your face is pink.” She points out, reaching a hand up to poke at Shikamaru’s cheek, causing his eyebrow to twitch and face flush hotter.

“That happens when all the blood rushes to my head, damnit.” Shikamaru quickly defends, rolling off to hide his face from reddening anymore. 

“Anyways these are the triplets, Gure, Kuro, and Chairo. We work together.” Y/N explains nonchalantly while dropping a handful of berries in Shikamaru’s hand. 

“You say that like you work an office job with them. It’s cool I guess.” Shikamaru yawns out while Kuro nuzzles in to him, knocking the poor guy down again before robbing the berries from his hand. 

“You get used to that.” Y/N laughs laying down next to him and giving in to the pile of lazy bears for a mid morning nap. 

“Well, You all look like you got in to some fermented fruit. And Y/N, what did I tell you about napping?” Y/N’s mom comes down the clearing laughing at the sight. 

“I’m an adult now, and I don’t have another mission for three days. I can afford a nap.” Y/N reluctantly grumbles before getting knocked upside the head by the back of her mothers hand. 

“If you’re an adult why don’t you find love and move out already?” Her mom recoils quickly back as Shikamaru rises from under Kuros giant paw. She blushes slightly,”I didn’t realize that’s what you were working on out here.” 

Both Y/N and Shikamaru have to pick their jaws up from the forest floor from the off guard comment. 

“Mom, disgusting. Take this basket and get out of here!” Y/N pushes the basket from the Nara’s to her mother and groans in embarrassment. 

“Oh my, how thoughtful! A basket from the Nara clan. I can’t wait to rub this in Tsume’s face.” The older lady tilts her head back in laughter at the thought of the slim possibility seeing her favorite rival becoming jealous. It was common to have dinner with the Inuzuka’s, listening to the two mothers argue and try anything in their will to get any of the siblings together so the clans could finally unite. Kiba unfortunately was too much of a brotherly figure to Y/N, and Hana didn’t care much for Y/N’s brothers. Regardless, they still attempted. And it was annoying. 

“I would apologize for her, but she’s not my responsibility.” Y/N mutters quietly to Shikamaru while standing and brushing off the stray pieces of moss from her hair. Shikamaru only shrugs, then crawls his way out of the mess of the still sleeping bears.

“Wait until you meet my mom, this is nothing.” Shikamaru groans as he gathers the basket to take home. Before leaving, he picks one last piece of moss from Y/N’s hair, letting his hand hover by the side of her face for maybe a moment too long as they both look at each other, refusing to blink.

The following days, it was the same routine.

Wake up, nap in the field, tend to the bear’s, eat dinner, train at dark, go to bed. Y/N couldn’t complain, but dinner with the Nara family before leaving on a mission loomed over her. 

“This blows, why are we having dinner right before I leave?” Y/N groans, grabbing plates to set the table.

“It’s not like it’s any different than when we have dinner with the Inuzuka’s before a mission Y/N. You act like you actually like the boy.” She chuckles, grabbing the nice silverware. Y/N’s cheeks flush red as she becomes flustered,” stop trying to marry me off, you’re being nice to someone who trespassed on our property.”

“You remind me so much of your father.” Her mother groans, looking at the picture on the living room wall boasting a tall man sprawled over the same couch that still sits with four kids on top of him as he takes a nap without a care in the world,” lazy at home. Hated settling down. Always complaining… but still a stand up shinobi of the leaf.”

She pats Y/N’s head, messing up her freshly washed hair as the doorbell rings. Her eyes light up in realization as she whispers,” you even showered and put makeup on!”

Y/N groans as she opens the door, revealing Shikamaru and his own family. Shikamaru had even cleaned up a bit, tossing away his usual shirt for a dressier black one. 

“These are for your family.” Shikaku grumbles out from behind, extended a bouquet of wildflowers as the two younger adults sigh. 

“Charming… mom these are for you.” Y/N groans, passing the flowers to her excited mom,” go get your brothers it’s time to eat!”

“Hey, get down here and get some food before I possibly die on my mission.” She screams from the bottom of the stairs, unleashing three grown men tumbling down in a frenzy, only halting at the realization they have guests.

“Kyokuchi, Kawa, Mori, these are the Nara’s. Try to chew with your mouth closed, these people aren’t the Inuzuka’s”

“Figured that much out when ma busted out the fine china. These those fancy shadow people she always rambles about and your new boyfriend?” Mori chuckles out. Kawa is quick to slap him upside the head,” she’s an adult it’s called a potential suitor at this age, Mori. Can’t wait till you catch slack for bringing a girl home and Y/N gets to be an absolute asshole to you.”

“Language!” Their mom calls out in unison with the level headed of the triplets, Kyokuchi.

“Don’t chastise them on our account, swearing is shown to be beneficial in the traumatic life of a shinobi.” Shikaku sighs out, sitting at the table and unceremoniously taking his ratted deer skin shawl off to reveal a nice button down shirt. 

“And you must be Yoshino. I’m Kuroi Kuma. It’s an honor for you to have dinner with us!” Y/N’s mom gushes, leading Yoshino to a chair before setting food on the table. The three brothers slide in next to each other leaving to seats next to each other for Shikamaru and Y/N. Shikaku glares at Shikamaru’s hand on the back of the seat before meeting his eyes,” such a gentleman I raised.”

“Yeah. Sure.” Shikamaru drones, pulling the chair out and motioning with his other hand towards a confused Y/N,” uhm, thanks?”

They awkwardly sit, blushing in the silence of everyone eating, save for the three rambunctious brothers gnawing loudly on their food. It was so quiet, it almost drove Y/N crazy listening to the old clock tick away,” I’m going to go eat on the back porch, it’s pretty stuffy in here.”

“Y/N, we have guests. Why don’t you tell us a little about your mission tonight?” Kuroi seethes out, motioning a threatening finger downwards. Y/N drops her plate back down and begrudgingly slams back in to her chair,” it’s a lousy mission. We’re just being sent as support to help track a rouge that’s trying to reinstate the Akatsuki.”

“That’s some dangerous stuff. Good thing Shikamaru is going as well.” Shikaku chuckles out with a sideways smile, egging on the mass humiliation of the two.

“It’s a drag is what it is. Some idiot thinks anyone other than Naruto is strong enough to reinstate an organization that leveled villages. No one is strong enough in these days.” Shikamaru groans, shoveling a spoonful of food in his mouth and talking.

“We said the same during previous wars. Someone in the academy will be stronger than you all one day. Surpass you with flying colors even. New Jutsus are invented everyday, Shikamaru. I figured you were smart enough to put that together.” Shikaku shoots back.

“It is pretty stuffy in here, I think I’ll join Y/N outside where there isn’t any nagging.” Shikamaru says in finality. He looks over to Y/N, waiting to be ushered to the porch. Her realization sets in, quickly jumping to the door with her plate as her mother calls out,” don’t forget to bring your plates in!”

“I’m sorry about them.” They both say as the door shuts.

“No I-“

“Oh sorry you g-“

“Ah, damnit.” Y/N mutters out as they both stumble over each others words.

“I guess it’s a universal parent thing to embarrass us.” Shikamaru finally smiles, taking a stewed miniature potato between his teeth as they sit across each other on the porch. Y/N smiles back, continuing to eat as they turn their attention to the moss covered land that stretches on. She can’t help but laugh,” I think it’s stupid really.”

“What is?” Shikamaru asks in confusion.

“Can I be honest for a minute? My mom thinks she can rope me in to these dinners to set me up with a man or try to tie in to another family. I think love is stupid. Why should I have to depend on another person?” She babbles out, dropping her fork and lounging on her forearms to soak in the high sun.

“Tell me about it. Look how vulnerable it’s made my parents. My dad would die for the woman without blinking an eye.” Shikamaru sighs, following suit in the same position as Y/N.

She lays fully back, smacking her head lightly against the rough wood beneath them,” at least someone finally gets it. Now convince my mother.”

Shikamaru lays on his side to look at her,” only if you convince mine first.”

They both laugh, and Shikamaru watched as she bared sharp canine teeth, how the sun bounced off her eyelashes and down to her irises. How her hair glistened. He became silent, realizing what his mind had just processed, she was a decent looking woman. They could have two kids, first a girl. Than a boy. He’d retire after their daughter was married and their son successful, and spend the rest of his days playing shogi or go before dying of old age before her. He quickly sits up, snatching his plate,” I’m going to go take care of this. I’ll take yours too.”

“Good luck, my moms going to pressure you in to a slice of her triple berry pie and talk your ear off for half an hour.” She fires back, curling in on herself to try for a quick nap. Shikamaru smiles, slipping back inside, and immediately bombarded by the two mothers,” I seen the spark Kuroi.”

“I seen it, I seen it Yoshino!” Kuroi fans out as they clutch each others hands, already showing a close bond. 

“You two stop staring at them through the door like it’s a soap opera and leave them be.” Shikaku grumbles from the table, slicing a piece of pie before continuing,” now go share a slice of pie with her and get out of here before they start rattling off baby names.”

“You’re feeding in to this nonsense too?” Shikamaru asks defeatedly, grabbing the single slice of pie. Shikaku only smirks,” I’m thinking Shikainu.”

Shikamaru scoffs, leaving the possibly intoxicated parents, and quickly handing Y/N the slice of pie,” here. You can have it.”

“You should try a bite first if you aren’t having a slice to yourself. It is pretty good.” She confusedly suggests, sliding the plate back to him. He slides it back, causing a chess match with the small plate of pie before Y/N forcefully grabs the fork and his shirt collar,” one bite damnit!”

His mouth clamps against the fork harshly, quickly becoming intoxicated with the sweet taste against his mouth and the questionable sensation of her forcefully feeding him. His face once again reddens before turning away,” it’s alright I guess.”

“Oh don’t tell me you’re allergic to berries, your face is going red again.” She says dumbfounded.

“It’s not the damn berries. It’s just hot out here.” He defends trying his best to look away.

“…you’re blushing?” She asks, sitting against her knees in front of him,” you fell in to their trap!”

“You just looked kind of pretty, I’m not in love with your or anything so calm down.” He quickly utters out, glancing quickly at her own blushing face. 

“Why are you blushing? Did you fall in to their trap?” He shoots back, smirking at the small win. She turns away, trying to cross her arms but falls quickly over on top of him. She gasps at the closeness before scrambling backwards,” absolutely not! Are you crazy?”

“You’re the one throwing yourself at me, Y/N. And you said love was stupid.” He eggs her on, somewhat enjoying he caught her unable to hide her feelings as he keeps hold of her arms to prevent her from climbing away.

“It was-is! Let go of me before our parents get the wrong idea, damnit!” Y/N yells out, tugging against his grip. Shikamaru bravely leans closer,” or we could get them off our backs and pretend.”

“Pretend? How do you pretend to love someone?” Y/N shrieks out in a whisper, finally meeting his gaze and realizing how close he had leaned in,” like this.”

Shikamaru leans in, connecting their lips for a brief moment before mumbling against hers,” you don’t have to like it. But this should get them off our backs. They were starting to discuss baby names in there and I like my freedo-“

He’s cut off by Y/N reconnecting their lips and her hands sliding down to grasp his. 

“At least make it convincing since this was your bright idea.” She grumbles between his lips. He kisses back, not for show, but for his own guilty pleasure. It felt kind of nice. Plus the scene of future memories flashes across his mind every time her lips touched his. A life he wanted, a life he maybe even craved. She pulls away,” we can stop now, they walked away from the door.”

“Or we could keep doing this.” He offers coyly, smirking dumbly towards her.

“You’re losing oxygen and brain cells.” She scoffs, placing another quick kiss against his lips regardless.

“You aren’t saying no.” Shikamaru points out.

“Love is stupid because it makes you stupid. But I guess if I have to go stupid for anyone… I could always settle with you.” She fires back, laying fully down against his side as he huffs a silent laugh,” I’m not dying for you though.”

“I wouldn’t expect you to, but we should get ready for our mission.” Y/N croaks out between a yawn.

“What a drag. I forgot all about it.” He sighs.

“I told you, you lost too much oxygen.” She giggles back.

“Give me some motivation and I’ll make sure you live through this mission.” He smugly offers. She punches his shoulder,” not killing you should be motivation enough.”

He looks down to her toothy smile and threatening eyes in horror,” you got me there.”

She wraps an arm around his neck, placing one last kiss on his lips and sighing,” but that’s for making sure I live.”

“And one more to make sure you don’t get hurt?”

“Don’t push your luck, I can handle getting hurt.”

“Got it, I’ll see you in an hour.”

The Nara’s favored stronger women. Ones that could defend themselves. Ones that could become leaders on their own. And Shikamaru fell in to the fickle trap clueless men before him called love. It was a drag, but less of a drag than facing future events alone. Maybe it wasn’t such a drag after all…

#shikamaru imagine #shikamaru fanfiction #shikamaru x y/n #shikamaru x reader #shikamaru nara #shikamaru imagines #naruto fanfiction #nara shikamaru #shikamaru is a lazy king

[hopemikaelsvns-moved]

shikamaru is such mood but also HIS MIND?? like boy, shikamaru mind is something else and im living for shikamaru being badass like that.

he’s such an icon

#ines watches naruto #shikamaru nara is a fuckig king #also the end of fight with him giving up bc of laziness is fucking iconic #also temari mind #no wonder they fall in love tbh #they are the one braincell of their trio

[kibaswhore]

Mortal enemy w/ Shikamaru (18+)

Content warning: Shikamaru x reader, smut, sorta crack, Shikamaru is more canon than canon; read responsibly.

“Mortal enemy my ass, look how hard you just came for me.” Shikamaru grinned.

His lips finally left your clit and he pulled his index and middle finger out of your hole. You watched him wipe his chin of your juices and suck the mixture of his and your cum off his fingers as he stood up from his position in between your legs. You were already pretty lightheaded from the orgasm you experienced, but the sight of Shikamaru standing before you in his naked glory was dizzying. He was still hard and you haphazardly reached out for his cock in hopes of getting a third round in before he gently swatted your hand away.

“Nope, he’s retired for the day.” The boy bent over you and landed a sloppy kiss before pulling away and crouching down next to his mattress. You sat up from your damp spot in his bed as you looked over to see him rummaging in the mini-fridge he had in his room. He finally stood up to face you with two juice boxes in his hands.

“Juice?” There was a long pause between his question and your response in which you two just looked at each other, both naked as the day you were born, wondering how the hell it could’ve come to this. You let out a sigh. “Do you have apple?”

He tossed you a juice box and you revelled in how cold it was, very silently thanking Shikamaru not only for the drink but for his laziness that drove him to get a fridge in his room. Although you weren’t too fond of the taste of apple mixed with the residuals of sperm lingering on your tongue after your late-night escapade with the Jonin.

“Also you should probably go pee since we just had sex and all,” He climbed over you to his side of the bed and pulled out his laptop before getting comfortable scrolling through some streaming service. God this boy is insufferable. He was absolutely right, but your glare never left him until you scooted towards the edge of the king-sized bed. Why did he need a king-sized bed? He was surely no king. Shikamaru looked up from the shitty drama displaying on his laptop screen and smirked at you, your back now completely facing him. “Tell me if you need help walking.”

#囧 drabbles — kibaswhore. #shikamaru x reader #shikamaru nara #shikamaru imagines #shikamaru x y/n #shikamaru smut #shikamaru headcanons #shikamaru x you

[effeminateboyninja]

Hi there! I happened upon your blog a while back and followed when I started getting hardcore Naruto obsessed (specifically, I’m a total Shika simp), and I really love your writing :) I was wondering if I could request some fluffy dad!Shikamaru content throughout his s/o’s pregnancy and labor/delivery and being an emotional mess upon meeting his baby for the first time. But overall just being a great dad and an amazing supportive partner!! 😭💞

thanks so much hon!!! 💚💚💚 im actually so soft for this concept (and this man) and now that i'm about to post this i have an idea for a really cute one shot??? in the future i guess, but for now enjoy some headcanons 😌

Shikamaru pregnancy hcs ♡

child by bry 🎶

when you first tell him you’re expecting he experiences a split second of panic. a baby?! aren’t they like, a lot of work? that’s not really his thing

but once the initial surprise wears off and he starts picturing your little family — lazy mornings with another tiny person snuggled up between the two of you… the idea doesn’t seem too troublesome after all

so he wraps you up into his arms, squeezing you tight as he chuckles, “well changing diapers is gonna be a drag,” he pauses to place a soft kiss on your lips, “but there’s no one else I’d rather start a family with.”

shikamaru would be the most calming person to be around during your pregnancy. he’s so patient with your mood swings and always manages to stay calm when you’re stressing about the babies arrival

he leaves most of the planning to you, you’re just better at that stuff he says, and lbr he’s probably right. you know he’ll be a dedicated father but picking out nursery colours is certainly not his forte

gets a lil embarrassed when people congratulate him on the pregnancy or ask about baby names and things like that. “ask (y/n)” becomes his new catchphrase

underneath all those sighs and bashful looks though, he’s just as excited as you and your friends. he knows it’s silly but he can’t wait to teach the little one shogi

would always be there to massage your feet and order fast food for your weird cravings! honestly anything to keep you happy and calm amidst all the pregnancy hormones, he’s a bit scared of the screaming and/or crying that might ensue otherwise

the big day finally comes and he feels 100% out of place in the delivery room. the fact that he can’t do anything, just the unpredictability of it all, it drives him wild. He’ll put on a brave face for you though, he knows he needs to stay calm for you

(he’s working on his breathing just as hard as you but plays it off like he’s just coaching you through it)

and then when it’s finally over, and everything is calm again, they ask him if he wants to hold his child and his whole world stops for the second time in his life since he met you

he thought he understood Asuma’s last words; that the king was really the next generation, but looking at down at this beautiful person that you made together, so healthy and innocent and perfect - it takes on a whole new meaning

so he cries. for the first time since his sensei’s death, but this time they’re tears of joy, of just pure disbelief that he could have ever made something so precious… it must’ve been you, he thinks as he looks up you, too happy to even be embarrassed by the tears that are falling down his cheeks

might complain a bit, but he puts in his fair share of work, often getting up in the middle of the night to soothe the crying baby so you can get some much needed rest

early morning cuddles with the three of you are a regular occurrence.

i think shikamaru would really start to shine as a father once the baby period is over, he’d spend time playing with them and teaching them everything he knows

he has a habit of dozing off while he reads bedtime stories. you’ve found him on more than one occasion snuggled up beside your little one in their small, plastic bed, their picture book from the night still laying on his chest.

and you know he’ll moan about how sore his neck is the next day if you don’t wake him and bring him to bed with you, but the moment is just too sweet, too endearing to end that soon, so you’ll wait just a minute or two longer before leaning over Shikamaru’s sleeping form and whispering, “you did it again,” to which he’ll scoff and say he just had a long day, but you know the truth

like his own father he’s a bit awkward when it comes to parental affection but he does his best, and he’s always there to give your child advice or get their mind of things with an afternoon of cloud watching

Shikamaru might be a lazy guy but he would do anything for his family, 10/10 amazing father

#i’ll never stop plugging this song i’m sorry i love it #shikamaru x reader #shikamaru nara x reader #shikamaru x you #shikamaru imagines #shikamaru headcanons #shikamaru fluff #shikamaru x y/n #shikamaru nara #naruto imagines #naruto x reader #ebn; hcs

[delirious-donna]

500 Follower Event Masterlist

Pride - Fuegoleon Vermillion [Black Clover]

warnings: sexual theming, slight Dom/sub, mentions of unprotected sex

Dessert Time - Gaara of the Sand [Naruto]

warnings: suggestive theming, kissing, pussy eating, Gaara being sweet as fuck and good with his tongue

A Stormy Day - Shikamaru Nara x Azurelyy [Naruto]

warnings: flirty banter, lil suggestive but full of fluff and Shika goodness

Promises - Kakashi Hatake [Naruto]

warnings: arguing, rough sex, biting, wall sex, orgasm denial, raw emotions, husband Kakashi trying to do his best, torn clothes and just yeah...

The Hands That Bind Us - Nanami Kento [Jujutsu Kaisen]

warnings: hair pulling, praise kink, implied unprotected sex, doggy style, nipple play, tiny bit of spit, very very soft Dom Nanami

Envy - Tobirama Senju [Naruto]

warnings: strong emotions, envy (obvs), kissing, slight suggestion but mostly SFW, fuck - Tobirama is so damn hot!

Picture Perfect- Kiba Inuzuka x tired-biscuit [Naruto]

warnings: suggestive in places, bags of fluffy goodness, teasing and maybe a lil kiss? teehee!

Missed You - Megumi Fushiguro [Jujutsu Kaisen]

warnings: suggestive, lust drunk Gumi, he is so very desperate to taste you, suggestion of pussy eating, mark making and just my sweet boy being the absolute best

Time's Up - Julius Novachrono [Black Clover]

warnings: sub Julius, implied handjob, overstimulation, naked reader & mostly dressed Julius, fem dom, lil pouty Wizard King, the lengths you have to go to get him to do some damn work, office sex

Lemme Show You - Nagato Uzumaki [Naruto]

warnings: kissing, implied reference to Nagato being a virgin, a rather sweet and lil subby Nagato, fondling, slight somnophilia, pussy touching

Do You Feel It? - Weisz Steiner x Homura Kogetsu [Edens Zero]

warnings: masturbation (both male and female), dirty thoughts, mutual pining, they just need to kiss

Sloth - Sasuke Uchiha [Naruto]

warnings: suggestive, tiny touch of angst, lap sitting, riding, little to no foreplay (well he is being a lazy butt), soft Sasuke

Tasty Treat - Kakashi Hatake x ur-latibule-blog [Naruto]

warnings: fluff, lil suggestive, Kakashi being an attentive host and dinner date, maybe a kiss (teehee)?

Dominate Me - Kakashi Hatake [Naruto]

warnings: Dom/sub dynamic, daddy kink, light bondage (bound wrists), mention of safe words, manhandling, light body slaps, pussy inspection, fingering, pussy eating, Kakashi is a truly caring Dom who is capable of giving the whole package

Greed - Gojo Satoru [Jujutsu Kaisen]

warnings: teacher/student dynamic, Gojo is 28, reader is 19, implied unprotected sex, groping, possessive traits, overstimulation, pussy fingering, cum play, marking, Gojo is a greedy greedy man!

The event is now CLOSED, a huge thank you to everyone that made requests, I had a blast with this event! I love each and every one of my amazing followers, kisses to every cute little nose! ^^

#delirious event masterlist #delirious500

[thepinkseat-askthemoonbunny]

Some random ass headcanons about Earwen and her fam bcuz I got overwhelmed with Teleri royal family love suddenly and I wanted to share them with the world, so here it is.

Earwen and her several canon (tho unnamed) brothers:

Eärwen (“sea maiden”)- princess of the Teleri, High Queen of the Noldor, wife of Finarfin and mother of Finrod, Angrod, Aegnor and Galadriel. Only daughter and eldest child of Olwë, kickass diplomat and ambassador between the Teleri and Noldor while tensions between the two kindreds were still high. Raised her brothers and still rules those little shits with an iron fist to this very day, is still big mad about Alqualonde but finds some comfort in knowing her husband and kids didn’t fuck her over....is Calmo’s right hand bitch. Sassmaster supreme.

Herunen (“water lord”)- Also known as Hervo. Second child and eldest son, was next in line to become king but fell in battle during the attack on Alqualonde. Was a literal horse girl and participated in races ALL the time, often thought about just foregoing the crown and breeding horses on a farm somewhere. Somewhat lazy and thought “being king is too much work man”. Basically elf Shikamaru. Was a bit of a dick but loved his family to pieces even when picking on them (he wouldn’t pick on Earwen cuz she’d cut him)

Raumórë (“rising thunder”, because raumo technically means the noise of a storm)- Third child, second son. Raumo was quite adventurous and an up and coming naval admiral until the loss of his father and brother. Went mad with the grief of their deaths and became unfit to rule, his PTSD is so severe that he literally requires constant surveillance and care. Used to beguile his siblings with all the stories about the places he’s been, is Calmo’s favorite brother.

Calimeär (“bright sea, ocean of light”)- Calmo. Youngest child and current king of the Teleri bcuz Olwe faded from grief due to the tragedy of the First Kinslaying and the loss of so many of his people. A ball of anger and sadness and unprocessed emotions...would hunt Feanorians for sport if he had the time. Will attempt to murder you in your sleep if you had a part in the Kinslayings, crybaby and sassmaster extraordinaire (he got it from big sis), is sexually and emotionally frustrated, needs his mom. Loves fried oysters like candy, struggles a lot but does his best. Has zero chill whatsoever, a loyal friend and brother. Cries when the dog dies in every book/song/play.

#au #alternate universe #headcanon #silm headcanons #silmarillion #lord of the rings #lotr #earwen #finarfin #tolkien #jrr tolkien' #earwen's brothers #olwe #oc: ringwe ilyannon #ocs #original characters #fan characters #textual ghosts #bunny's headcanons #randomness #tw: mental health #tw: violence #tw: ptsd

[bitchiha]

✎ Naruto x types of Tik Tokers

A/N: My friend told me to write the Naruto Characters as types of TikTokers so here we go ;-; I kinda fuck w it tbh Requests and ships are open! *send an ask of who I should do next!*

Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto is the god of gen z humour and that is on periodt

He would make the most pointless fucking videos ever and people (including yours truly) would laugh their ass off

Like a video of his toe with the disco lights filter and then the last second is a picture of a frog with way too many saturated filters and a random word like ‘ramen’

And it gets 2 million likes

He also rates ramen on it and will get in heated debates with people over it

Will probably post a vid of a new justu he learned and then Tsunade would have to force him to delete it because it could give enemies an advantage if they see his skills

Breaks his phone more than 200 times trying to use his Rasengan as a Tik Tok transition

Def has a series called “roasting people in the Leaf village”

“Next is Kiba, yah I know what you’re thinking and yes, he smells like dog and bonus! He acts like one too!”

“Then we have Lee, aka bushy brow. I think this picture of him speaks for itself”

Ends up getting chased by other villagers w pitchforks after he drops a roast video

Can’t learn tiktok dances for shit but will have the audios playing over eachother in his head at 3x speed when he trains

Will take videos of Kakashi bc the girls love it and it always gets him on the fyp

Has a series called “pt _ of trying to see what’s under Kakashis mask”

He knows all the trends and memes

Tbh he applies more effort into tiktok than his own life

Has a shit load of followers (1 mil+) and never lets anyone forget it

also he’s such a barb.. like it’s unreal

Raps Nicki songs and films it in three times speed for the British gurl effect

Shikamaru Nara

Probably has some sort of like reaction acc and says he got the app as a joke

Meanwhile he really enjoys it like he spends a good chunk of his day on it

Likes duetting videos from the weird side of tiktok with sarcastic remarks or a reaction pic

Trolls the shit out of any leaf shinobi on the app

Like he will duet their videos and just embarrass the shit out of them

Whether it’s roasting them, exposing them or whatever

He has to make constant new accounts bc they always block him or he gets banned

which is such a drag but it’s also worth it bc he gets a kick out of being a troll

Always on the weird side of tiktok

Anything he comments will be a top comment w a good couple hundred likes

Spends most a lot of time looking at Temaris TikToks bc she’s cute

Like Naruto, he is up to date w all the memes and trends — in fact he probably starts some

But never gets cred for it bc he constantly needs to make new accs

Literally his usernames are just Shikamaru1, Shikamaru2, Shikamaru3 and so on for each acc he has to make

Other than troll posts, he makes an occasional rant post about his mom or any shinobi that tells him to do work

And the comments will all be like “yes unmotivated king!” “Give us nothing!” “And that’s on being lazy”

Has dedicated followers that constantly follow his new accs

on the fyp a lottt which is kinda weird but makes sense.. I mean he’s smart enough to figure out TikToks algorithm

Sasuke Uchiha

I think we all seen this coming..

Maybe I’m a bit overboard but this is supposed to be funny

So here we go: HES A FUCKING EBOY

LIKE BDBDJSJSJS

Stop and like I picture him doin those tiktok transitions to a lil peep song and he has like 39 rings on his fingers

Gets trolled non stop by Shika, Kiba and Naruto

But at the end of the day ALL and I mean ALL the females on tiktok are drooling over him

Thinks he’s being so deep and edgy but it’s low key cringe

Everyone ignores that factor tho bc mans is hot

Let’s Shikamaru and naruto troll him bc his fan army will literally attack them

Wears chains, hella rings, just all the eboy drip

Girls think he’s a vampire and it makes their thirst even stronger ( mine too!! :* I am a whore afterall <3)

Does TikToks to Lana Del Rey songs

Will never ever ever ever post a tiktok dance, but he secretly knows all of them

Doesn’t keep up w the trends too much aside from the dances

tbh like he mostly just hops on to make a weird sad grungey video and then leaves

It drives naruto and kiba up the wall at how famous he is like he is always a million followers ahead of Naruto

And he doesn’t even try like wtf

His captions are always like: ☠️⚡️⛓🗡

Constantly on the fyp

Girls love how he gives them 0 attention, like he never responds to / likes comments, never duets videos, never goes live

But he still has a huge ass following

So many fan girls it’s unreal and like he’s so fucking mean to them but they still go back for more

It’s like they enjoy it!! Ik I do

#naruto headcanons #naruto imagines #naruto hc #tiktok #naruto shippuden #itachi uchiha #kakashi hakate #naruto x reader #boruto

[i-need-air]

{💘+ 💗+ Bakugou}

Hero

About me:

Hobbies: Reading, cooking, shopping, fashion, nail art, traveling, sleeping, eating, and jogging.

Traits: chill, compassionate, confident, loyal, logical, observant, passionate, reliable, sensitive, witty, sarcastic, and selfless.

Somethings abt me: I’m protective of my friends/family.

if you say something dumb 99.9% of the time I will reply with a sarcastic comment and roll my eyes.😭

most times I am a very lazy person and I always want to sleep, but if I need to get something done 85% of the time I’ll get I done before it becomes a problem.

I get distracted very easily! ( I’m always like, ‘ I’ll do it tomorrow’)

I’m the funny one in the group ( idk y people just laugh at things I say😅)

I like to skate

I listen to R&B ( all the time 😂Mostly when I jog )

I like putting my hair in box braids

I have a weird ass craving to eat cereal at 5 am 😂

My favorite food is tempura

I’m always late to things😅 like events, class, birthdays, etc. ( idk why)

My friends said if I were to be a anime character I would be shikamarau ( idk y I am not that smart 😅)

I have a small group of ( best) friends. I’m not the type of person to try to be friends with everyone( irl). I just stick to my group and talk to some people in my classes.

I am in love with seeing woman be successful!! Like they got the bag, have a good education, can take care of themselves and their family

WITHOUT. A. MAN!!!

( lmao😂) that’s all !!

Sooooo, okay, okay, okay! I didn't read you wanted Bakugou as 💗 at first and I wrote about him anyway so 💀 it was meant to be. BUT hear me out. My first pick for you is Shinsou just by a teeny-tiny bit!

[ Also, know I did read your second message, dw 💕]

Shinsou:

× God, you'd be such a great team together. Seriously, you'd have each other's back like no other. You'd get each other so well and vibe like crazy.

× He's the type of man that really enjoys your hobbies too but is laid-back about it while still showing a big amount of interest. I only mention it bc some men aren't as open about their s/o hobbies but Shinsou doesn't care about that. You love it? He does too and it's genuine. Dsjdjsj I love how you added sleeping in there bc I feel that too and legit Shinsou would definitely agree.

× R&B. Yes. That's it. That's the hc. Shinsou and R&B and you.

× He's one with you to sass and roll his eyes with you at any dumb comments. Sass king is backing you up with any witty remark. Everyone respects you guys and lowkey don't want to be the focus of your teasing.

× He's definitely going to help you out with reminds whenever you're distracted. Has a very structured mind and doesn't mind helping you out. Also, doesn't like to see you stressed over anything. The faster you do something [he can help] the faster you can nap together.

× From what you've told me, you have the same attitude as the type of women you [and I both 😤✋] admire and this guy right here is all about it. I can't stress how inspired and amazed he is with you.

× You both arriving fashionably late and not giving a single damn is the mood.

× Did I mention he finds you absolutely gorgeous? You'd think he's napping but suddently you'll find his eyes on you just taking you in. 😏 Hey.

[💗] Bakugou:

× I know you like Baku but know my match-ups are what I consider good pairs for you and he is really good for you too! So don't think I do it just because.

× I imagine an older Bakugou matching you very well, not the 16 y/o gremlin but a few years older Bakugou that has somewhat calmed down yet still holds the same essence. So a more mature pomeranian. He'd probably have a crush on you since young but he's ✨in denial✨ until hr realizes he doesn't want to lose you.

× Just like Shinsou, digs a strong independent woman with her own goals and aspirations. You'd also make a great team together, more like a power couple. While you bring more calmness, he's bringing the fire and overall, another force to reckon.

× You'd be looking amazing together. Hands down people turning their heads on the street bc of That Couple? You get me?

× You sticking to a close circle of friends is his thing too. He's an introvert at heart and likes to be surrounded by people he trusts so your friends are acceptable [Ye, soz, he's still Bakugou lol]

× I genuinely believe all your traits work well for him and even manage to calm him down slightly. Each and every one of them are something he appreciates and loves.

× If he's not working out, he's chilling with you and even sleeping. Go jogging with him and it's a competition 9 outta 10 times 🤡💀

× If you're Shikamaru, he's Temari and damn, it makes sense. Temari is an older, calmer female version of Bakugou in a way, and we all know Shika and Temari were the only ones that made sense in that whole anime we don't name on this blog bc imma get angry-passionate ok bye 🤡💕💕💕💕💕

#noire writes #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #hitoshi shinso x reader #valentine event