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dazaiskinnie · 6 months
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Dazai: Is there another word for horny but not in a sexual way?
Dazai: Like I'm horny for halloween, but i don't want to fuck a pumpkin, you know?
Chuuya: Do you mean... excited?
*Shin soukoku absolutely horrified*
Chuuya, telling aku and atsu: Dazai, failed 1st grade English, so his vocabulary is a little weak.
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"are you biting me to be... sexy or are you trying to eat me"
"...yes"
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karmicpunishment · 9 months
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the ada goes out to a group bonding karaoke night and atsushi sends akutagawa increasingly drunk texts that culminate in a very shakey video of atsushi singing a song on stage dedicated to his "favorite rabid dog"
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akutagawasboyfriend · 2 years
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this but Person A is Atsushi and Person B is Akutagawa
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hiddenfaith40 · 2 months
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I’m so proud of this passage….it shows my belief that Akutagawa will eventually move past his obsession with Dazai’s praise…to stand on his own two feet and take the future as it comes, with Atsushi at his side.
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mechizilla · 2 months
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ratscantwrite-alt · 5 months
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SSKK, ranpoe and SKK
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frostlineprince · 1 year
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please kafka asagiri i want them to be happy
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iicaru2 · 6 months
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every single time the full moon comes around akutagawa goes “Is it that time of the month again, Jinko?” to atsushi at some point and it always unfailingly pisses him off to no end
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nihilo-sensei · 18 days
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Akutagawa is the only person Atsushi’s told about his hallucinations (and the only person other than Lucy and Fitzgerald of all people to have an idea of how bad the abuse Atsushi suffered at the orphanage really was), but Ranpo, Dazai, and Kyouka are probably aware of them to various extents.
Ranpo is Ranpo and has probably noticed how Atsushi’s eyes will absently drift to empty spaces in the office sometimes before he comes back to himself and snaps his eyes back to his work. He may or may not have guessed the cause. If he has figured it out he doesn’t know what to do about it.
Kyouka lives with Atsu and Dazai is his mentor. There’s no way they haven’t noticed that something is wrong with him even if they don’t know what it is.
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dazaiskinnie · 2 years
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*Soukoku and shin soukoku on weekly game night*
Chuuya: You lying cheating piece of shit!
Dazai: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
Chuuya: I’m leaving you, and I’m taking the kids with me.
Akutagawa , picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Atsushi: *profuse sweating*
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au where atsushi meets akutagawa at a book club, unaware of his identity
featuring atsushi, happy to meet someone who always enjoys his recommendations and seems to have read every book atsushi enjoyed - it makes sense he supposed for the orphanage to have only carried rlly well known/spread out books
and akutagawa who's reading list is already huge but only increasing becuz he has a weird burning desire to keep impressing the boy from his bookclub (that he was not in part of but just happened to be there when they were meeting and when the boy asked if he was a part of it didn't say no and now he cant leave becuz he has pride (and gin is very pleased by this social activity)) and reading every book he mentions/likes/recommends
with guest appearances from chuuya, the black lizard, and higuchi wondering why akutagawa has started reading whilst actively being on missions/in fights
and additionally guest appearances from the ada who are happy that atsushi made such a good friend and ranpo who knows and is keeping an annoyingly close eye on akutagawa (as in he's keeping up w/ him - he's not rlly doing anything - its just close eye in ranpo standards)
ryuu: i have to read all of these books before my book club so i can show that guy that im the superior reader
gin: it sounds like u have a crush on him and r trying to show interest in his interests to impress him
ryuu: thats ridiculous
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ryuu, suddenly jolting up during a post club meeting coffee date with atsushi: wait do i have a crush on you
atsushi:
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karmicpunishment · 10 months
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atsushi with more cat/tiger behaviors but some lesser discussed ones:
he scratches all the doorways of the agency building and his dorm. kunikida scolds him for damaging property for over an hour but while he apologizes he’s strangely uncontrite (at least for atsushi who tends to overapologize) about it
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a mostly nocturnal sleep schedule feels the most natural to him but since his orphanage’s schedule was (quite literally) beaten into him, he regularly wakes up early, though after a long mission or multiple in a row, he tends to sleep through the day instead.
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when really frustrated (usually during an argument with akutagawa) he has a tendency to stomp his feet. it tends to break the tension, and atsushi finds its super embarrassing. akutagawa finds it cute
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he’s constantly fighting the urge to sit on his coworkers desks while they’re working and distract them. same with knocking things off their desks.
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head bunting!!!! he first starts doing it to kyouka after the end of the guild plot. just does it to her one morning while they’re cooking breakfast without realizing. he’s mortified for a moment until kyouka does it back, equally shy yet earnest about it. slowly he catches himself doing it to the rest of the agency: when kenji gives him a hug after a mission, when yosano buys him something he was looking at during a shopping trip, while sharing lunch with the tanizakis, to ranpo after atsushi solves his first mystery on own, to kunikida and dazai after a dangerous mission. he hasn’t worked himself up to doing it to the president yet (and fukuzawas kind of sad about it). dazai and kunikida are the most flustered by it, kenji and kyouka do it back to him the most.
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as much as he hates being locked up or confined against his will (and he really hates it), he genuinely loves being in small spaces. he sleeps in the closest for kyoukas privacy but he does geniunely feel comfortable there. sometimes he eats lunch under his desk or in the supply room if he’s feeling stressed. dazai did give him a giant box once to see if he’d sit in it and he totally did.
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he tends to suck on the corners of blankets and things like his shirts or sweaters when he’s asleep or distracted. dazai used to tease him for it until he read that it was often found cats taken to soon from their mothers. he didn’t really find it funny after that
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he will just Stare at people. agency members look up from their work and will see him looking directly at them. he usually snaps out of it right after and apologizes but just like slow blinks and winks and closing his eyes, he starts doing it more and more as he gets in tune with his ability.
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akutagawasboyfriend · 2 years
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akutagawa, pointing at atsuhi's paws: those claws of yours seem to be smaller than i expected.
atsushi: oh do they really look small?
dazai: i don't think they look small, i think they're precisely the perfect size if you ask me. i mean why would you even want bigger claws, those could hurt you and i bet they're not even funny or nice - AS A MATTER OF FACT, i believe you should have them trimmed, atsushi.
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sickficideas · 23 days
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one of my favorite things to imagine is atsushi noticing akutagawa being kind of sluggish and a little pale...he pulls off a glove to press his palm up to akutagawa's forehead to see if he has a fever and of course he does 😭 "You're burning up, you should be at home!!!" he tells him all pouty and expects akutagawa to argue or smack his hand away but he's so out of it that he's too defeated by being caught to say anything back 😔 and i love the idea of akutagawa laying his head on atsushi's shoulder cause he's so tired 💔 he's been working for days without sleep and he doesn't feel good 💔💔
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mechizilla · 6 months
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Headcanon that Atsushi has tritanopia (blue colorblindness)
Atsushi always hears things like "You have pretty eyes/weird eyes/sunset eyes" and the like. It always leaves him confused because as far as he can tell, he has average looking brown eyes.
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Left is regular color vision, right is the tritanopia filter
Cats are usually partially colorblind anyway! Seeing less color means being able to see contrast better, which is very important to big cats >w<
Also for the SSKK of it all- A couple Akutagawas put through the tritanopia filter (He's always prettier from the Atsushi pov cuz Akutagawa has extreme contrast he's essentially black and white ;u;)
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Thank you for listening ><
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