#shut the fuck up kay

[ghostlywavelengths]

Russian Doll makes me feel so many things….like season two really just makes me lose my mind….generational trauma……Jewish trauma……mentally ill women experiencing trauma that just keeps repeating from mother to daughter…..turtles all the way down….”see I could only do, what had already been done”…..so many thoughts

#Natasha lyonne you deserve some insane top for this one #Russian doll #we love semi surreal semi autobiographical storytelling #shut the fuck up kay #fast times at fuckup university

[cosmictequila]

because i’m curious and my family disagrees.

pls reblog for bigger sample size and put in the tags where you’re from!!

#like. i will eat whatever. pizza is pizza #yes there is pizza that is better than other pizza #but i have yet to have BAD pizza #its bread and cheese and sauce. hard to fuck up #shut up kay

[xjustakay]

hi, if you pop into a fic’s ao3 comments just to say absolutely nothing about the story and only to demand more from the writer, please know that i hope you have a terrible day :)

#“is the next chapter still coming?” and what if it isn’t pal :) #sorry that the nearly 50k that’s already posted wasn’t enough to talk about that apparently all you gotta say is ‘where’s more?’ #i have a life and shit happens that affects my ability to write #and i don’t owe you an explanation #or any more of MY fic for that matter #fucking bite me dude #anyway #i’m tired lmao #shut up kay

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.

#maybe he uses his clout as a celebrity and makes a cryptic post on social media #with a picture of a coffee cup and a request for a second chance #and signs it off with ‘a fucking asshole’ #maybe tony sees it and realizes his soulmate is captain america #the man his dad wouldn’t shut up about #and holy crap wouldn’t that be a strange conversation to have with his dad next time he’s home for dinner #even funnier maybe maria sees the post and sends it to the family group chat and she’s like ‘howard this is your friend?’ #and that’s how tony finds out #or maybe steve goes whining to howard one day and happens to run into tony when he’s home visiting #so many possibilities #stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #stonyclunks soulmates au #kay writes things

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

RED VS BLUE FANS!

I was thinking about trans hcs in the rvb fandom, tiering the levels of average to bonkers and the popularity of each character being trans in my brain, but i don't know if my opinions are universal

Rb for sample size and, if you feel like it, drop everyone you hc as trans in the tags!

#red vs blue #simmons rvb #grif rvb #donut rvb #sarge rvb #caboose rvb #tucker rvb #grimmons #shut up beck sorry beck #tuckington #agent washington #wash rvb #carolina rvb #doc rvb #church rvb #sister rvb #kaikaina grif #PERSONALLY I think simmons and wash are definitely trans #tucker being trans is like... idk. its too easy #and i feel like most trans men arent sexist bc theyve been on the other side of it? #so im not crazy about tucker being trans #trans grif truthers are so cool i love them dearly #trans SARGE truthers are ELEVATED #i feel like trans carolina can be a little transphobic in the like. ohhhh the strong woman is trans. but if ur trans i trust u <3 #trans donut is so fucking real. like feminine trans men are so hot (source: im a feminine trans man) #i feel like anyone who hcs caboose as trans should be studied under a microscope and i mean that SO affectionately #are there any trans kai truthers? do yall exist? if so. please be my friend i lobve you im kissing you on the mouth #trans church truthers are like. i get it. youre probably projecting but i get it. saying this bc my best friend is one of those

[urlocaltransace]

hello sbrt nation I have awoken from hibernation and im back with new designs

I have a vanessa design

ANOTHER greg redesign (this is the last one i swear im just indecisive)

ANNNNND SPRING BONNIE!!!!!!!

chapter 6 is in the works and we will be getting screen time of these 3 together

ALSOSOO I uh I changed gregory’s last name because I ended up just not liking the other one lmao

i MIGHT color this in later??? I don’t know????

(ch. 6 snippets + announcement below)

here have some snippets of chapter 6 to prove im working!!!!! I’ve just been really tired!!!!!!!!!

ALSO FELLAS

1 (a small announcement): I’m planning to rewrite chapter 1 soon which means I’LL HAVE MORE TO WRITE ABOUT + I CAN SHOW OFF MAXIE AND MAYBE THE OTHER EMPLOYEES!!

2 (a bigger announcement)| I’ve been thinking of having my asks open for an sbrt qna kinda thingy!! sooo you guys can ask me ANYTHING revolving this au!!!! whether it’s about the characters or the story or the lore or whatever!!! I’m all happy and up for asks!!!!!

anyways that’s all I wanted to ramble about bye bye ily/p!! :333333

#fnaf #fnaf au #fnaf security breach #alternate universe #fnaf gregory #fnaf art #fnaf vanessa #art #au #artists on tumblr #this tag is so funny to me I don’t even know why #digital art #vanessa and greg duo frfr #basically the 3 star fam except instead of freddy it’s fuCKING SPRING BONNIE #unrelated note but I literally have so many plans for that plushie you don’t even know #‘kai its a plushie’ SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE ITS MY STORY!!!! I DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!! #why have humans for friends when you have a talking plushie right there #it’s almost 1am #guys I think I got sick again as im writing this oh shit #the almighty kai rambles #sbrt #security breach retold #writing #ao3fic

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Okay, AU idea:

Everything's the same, but Kai has dragon blood in his veins and he has little dragon quirks and everyone chalks it up to him growing up in Ignacia.

Until one mission causes that final ounce of holding back to snap, and suddenly the ninja have this Large fire dragon looming over them protectively while the enemies are terrified and screaming and running and the others are left to wonder 'what in the actual-'.

Anyways, dragon thoughts.

This also goes with the observation of how good Kai is with dragons.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #kai smith #ninjago au #dragon kai #*adds to the list of AUs* #god..dammit.. brain im goijg to need you to shut the fuck up at some point like- #dragon kai au

[fireboos99]

I literally do not have anything smart to say here, this drawing literally only happened because my siblings were telling me I should post my brainrot doodles on here, and my anxiety-ridden ass couldn't do it, and decided the only solution was to spend days (read: the entire latter end of April) working on a proper drawing because "if I'm going to post anything on tumblr, it better be a full-ass drawing"

#little fire's art #dragon ball #kaioshin #db shin #grand supreme kai #north supreme kai #south supreme kai #west supreme kai #idk the proper tags #and I don't really care rn #I just want to get this posted so I can hide in the Void for a million years or so #anyway #normal db fan: MY FAV CHARACTER IS [insert super duper powerful character here] #meanwhile #me: *holds up Shin* blorbo... #but hey this drawing did make me make some big steps out of my comfort zone for art #so I guess my db brainrot is good for something?? #also for the record I DID finish this a couple days ago #my anxiety just prevented me from posting it here until now #but technically it's still a contender for April's art piece for the end of the year art summary #I'M NOT GOING TO MISS TWO M0NTHS #Feb sucked bc my tablet said fuck you and I had to replace it #if anything looks wonky pose-wise just remember I don't use pose refs much #bc I hate myself #no really #I just about drove myself insane one night trying to figure out how to draw Shin's right arm #bc the angle is weird and idk why I did this to myself #shut the fuck up Fire

[ballisterboldheart]

man, i have wanted to apologize to you so many times. i—i guess i was worried that it would've triggered something, or whatnot? you know, thought maybe it was just best to leave the past where it is.

#cobra kai #cobrakaiedit #mike barnes #daniel larusso #chozen toguchi #for like. a frame. shut up. #ck spoilers #s.gif #eh fuck it lets tag johnny too #johnny lawrence #flashing tw #he was so fucking normal. i can't get over it. #funniest fucking bit this show has ever done. #kreese and terry willing to commit murder on day one and mike barnes was just some fucking guy. #do you understand. he's just some fucking guy. #god. i mean. he then does a mountain of coke and you know. home invasion. but before that. he was normal. #i had this gifset tagged and ready and then tumblr glitched and i had to do it again. homophobia. #okay now that i'm at the end of an essay of tags that most people have given up on #on a gifset i'm posting at 10. can i admit. i'd fuck him. i know the dick is insane. #okay bye

[eightyfours]

johnny.

joh......johnny. slapped daniel's ass.

we all............we all saw that. right? we all saw that, RIGHT? he. he slapped his ass

#JOHNNY SLAPPED DANIELS ASS #THIS IS NOT A JOKE THIS IS OT FAKE I SAW IT WITH MY TWO EYES #oh my god guys i feel dizzy i #holy fucking shit #cobra kai #cobra kai seasn 5 #cobra kai spoilers #lawrusso #i will never shut up about this #👉 for anyone asking it's in ep10 before they go to terry's house

[ghostlywavelengths]

My dad, 4 years ago when I got diagnosed: you do not have autism man. You act just like me.

My dad, yesterday, in reference to his autism: yeah back in my day they just beat it out of me. And me and half my friends were prescribed speed at like 7 to mellow us out, so, yeah…

#for context my dad is a boomer who went to catholic school #king literally has been locked in a closet for ‘acting up’ by the nuns #and finally realized this year that those were what you call. autism meltdowns #personal growth #generational trauma #autism #generational autism trauma #shut the fuck up kay #fast times at fuckup university

[commander-krios]

#it's always a fucking shock to the system when seeing someone online praising the former bass player of your favorite band #as a considerate and nice guy who is soooo talented #when you know just how much of a fucking creep he is #because you were one of the fans he tried to hook up with years back when he was ENGAGED #not to mention he's a fucking crypto loser and a tr*mp supporter #shut up kay

[xjustakay]

you know there’s a problem with the fandom when people who want to try writing fic for the first time literally say that they’re scared to do it because of that fandom

#like i think about that a lot #you’re fucking terrible as it is to the people that are already here #and you’re also halting people from being able to do something they want to #all bc your attitude is dog shit #anyway #shut up kay

[aroacesigma]

Trans headcanons are 10x better if you imagine how ridiculous the logistics behind it would be for some characters

#trans teens skk bothering mori like you're a doctor we're in the MAFIA everything we do is illegal so let's fix this problem #Fyodor just picking Sigma up to become a literal terrorist but nooo his biggest concern is wanting to be a man instead of the coin bombs #gin out there intentionally confusing everyone none of their subordinates think they're the same gender and there's a betting pool #funniest though would be kunikida having an egg crack moment and going ah no. that's not in the schedule. and she packs that away for later #and forgets #wow this really just turned into dumb headcanons again #shut the fuck up kai #ramblings

[halfpricedpages]

do you know how much fucking beef i have with netflix? the hollow? CANCELLED. inside job? CANCELLED. i am not okay with this? CANCELLED. deadend paranormal park? FUCKING CANCELLED. netflix why do you do this to me? i am autistic and every peace of media i consume turns into my hyper focusing on it for at least a week. imagine how i feel when there’s just a cliffhanger and i will NEVER EVER GET TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO ADAM AND KAI AND MIRA MY BELOVEDS. about once i month i just sit in my room and grieve all my favorite shows that were cancelled and the hollow just hits different because when it first came out in 2018 i remember bonding with this boy over it and he was like my first friend in elementary school because i moved and like bro THAT WAS OUR THING. idk i feel like crying i miss the hollow i’ll never know what happened to those three and if they ever fixed the game fully and bro. ALSO SIDE NOTE AND SPOILER IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED SEASON TWO BUT LIKE DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY IT MADE ME THAT ADAM WAS GAY?!,!, i screamed actually because something that tumblr has to know about me is that my gaydar is fucking incredible and i called it from season one like fifth grader me told my mom “i think adam is gay he probably likes kai” AND I WAS RIGHT FUCKERS LIKE WHEN WE SEE THEM IRL IN THE END OF SEASON ONE THATS ALL THE CONFIRMATION I NEEDED I TOOK ONE FINAL LOOK AND WAS LIKE “yep that’s a homosexual”

#i will never recover #i miss thé hollow #adam the hollow #kai the hollow #mira the hollow #fuck netflix #stop cancelling every good show to ever exist netflix i am crying myself to sleep #bring back the hollow #the hollow #netflix sucks #following #for you #for you page #following page #i will never shut up about this show it was amazing it was the staple of my childhood during quarantine no one talk to me rn #i will be busy for thé next three business days hauled up in my room reading adam X kai fanfics because i am a proud kaidam shipper

[hiphopcherrrypop]

in his eyes they could be enemies to lovers

#bpe! #oc art #morro is probably like 'hmph....... hes making fun of me for listening to p!atd' #they hate each other for like no reason #the way kai exists in my mind is silly to me #he's popular except he has negative rizz #hes like clone high frida mixed with gsnk mikorin #theres no filter between his brain and his mouth #he thinks somone is cute and then he just be saying stuff #his side of beef w morro probably comes from morro initially does not gaf about him #so hes like 'pay attentions to meeee😢' and then just messes with him to get that attention #'u should be addicted to shutting the fuck up' 'u wanna kiss me so bad it makes u look stupid' #except kai in actuallity is the one looking stewpid