#smart lil shits

[ganondoodle]

said this on tiwtter too but im seriously at my limit, people go and be all like "oh my god young people have no idea of basic internet security omggggg" and the same person will immediately make an account on t/hreads that is stealing so much data from you its basically one step away from straight up kidnapping

i get we are all desperate, i really do, but i WILL judge you if you go and sign up for the literally shittiest app on earth thats really just a flimsy disguise of a bunch of data suckers in a trench coat

use tumblr, cohost, pillowfort, (the latter two also allow nsfw) ANYTHING but that suckerberg leech i am BEGGING you

idk how accurate it is but i saw the numbers of 75 MILLION sign ups for the threads bs, what the hell are you doing, i feel like im in one of those old anti technology comics were young people just walk off a cliff en masse bc they only look at their phone and nothing else while im the old guy in a chair watching them do it

#ganondoodles talks #are people seriously this blindly signing up for anything new a big -KNOWN SHITTY AF- corporation is putting out #isnt it literally just like insta but worse #like #if you dont like tumblrs layout or whatever theres also cohost #its basically like twitter but also has features of timblr #like having multiple blogs to on account #idk man i actually feel like im going crazy #what is this #this has made me feel more old than the knowledge that lil kids are doing a flat hand gesture for phones bc all they know are smart phones #if people are ACTUALLY making that thing be the next giant “”social media“” i will not forgive them #you will not peer pressure me there #-when i say at my limit im at my limit of desperate confusion watching people do the dumbest shit but going uwu the entire time doing it-

[snekdood]

"people shouldnt keep cold weather dogs in hot climates" dude thats so cool and wise of you!! Now what do people do with their cold weather dogs in their hot climates? Whats the next best move, jackass?

#they already have the dog. what should they do now? hmm? #or did you not think far ahead aside from doing what everyone likes to do on here and shame ppl for Not Being Good Enough or Not Knowing #Exactly What You Do Or Whats Right #like fuck yall. have some fucking perspective here. we get it you're so smart and have figured it all out. #so then solve this lil issue if you know so fuckin much. if all your factual shit can just *solve* interpersonal human issues like this #bc sometimes you can just read a convenient blcok of text and think thats enough but not actually have any perspective on how to #handle these situation itl or the nuances of people and what theyre willing to do. etc #irl* not itl #shave the dog? not good for theie coat #get rid of the dog? good luck convincing families that have had the dog for years #kill the dog? bc thats the last solution here. #maybe life is messy and cant easily be solved and put into neat little boxes like some of yall want

[redhotarsenic]

Love putting this guy in outfits!

#randomly stumbled across this fit while on pinterest last night and he immediately came to mind cuz I’m sooooo smart and you agree <333 #there was a lil purse thing but I didn’t wanna do it 🙏 #<- man who is Lazy #also been watching hella art tutorials lately #you should go look at bluebiscuits I believe they’re called #good shit fr !!! #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun maximum #trigun fanart

[sunshineandlyrics]

👨🏻‍🎨 🎨 Artist Louis Tomlinson and his portrait of Gordon Smart about 10 years ago x x

".. he got the bill to repair this 😂"

#he is so expressive with his strokes #what a mess #Louis captions lol lil shit #artist Louis #flamboyant Louis #Louis Tomlinson #Niall #Liam #One Direction #2013 #Louis memes #Louis vid #Gordon smart #mine

[snivel1]

I'M IN TEARS I AM INCONSOLABLE TEARS AND MUCUS FLOWING DOWN MY FACE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE END FOR THEM I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS😭😭😭😭

#lovebrush chronicles #lovebrush cael #lovebrush mc #yes i know it's not REALLY an end and all but it could well potentially be a canon end for the main story #lovebrush chronicles spoilers #yeah cael did. a lot of shit. but can't i just wish a peace of mind and happiness for him😔😔 i mean he does deserve to suffer a lil bit <3 #and he did <3 i still think it's not enough and i still think he deserves a lil bit of peace in the end🙏 #it's complicated😔✊️✊️ my guardian that i want to bite and kill and pat his hair and let him experience true happiness <3 #snively ramblings #god this game holds me captive with its stories i NEED TO STUDY😭😭😭 #i'm sooomewhat dissapointed with clarence's rushed story and ending but i guess it was nice <3 #the other characters are good too!! but cael specifically makes me want to eat glass😭😭😭😭 my problematic malewife <3 #i also like how easy this game is for f2p players!! it's really really friendly and i managed to clear the main story in like two months #WHICH IS RARE NOWADAYS IN THESE KINDS OF GAMES #and the story has unique quality!!! the mc is vey charming smart and funny and the li's are pretty unique <33 #i like this game <33 waiting for more cael info and content with bated breath *I'm literally shaking foaming at my mouth*

[spacedem0n]

I ended The Odyssey, and well--

That's just some fast morning sketch, with Odysseus talking, probably to Achilles. U know, kidnapping people for Agamemnon, and this kind of things :3

#well now I'm obsessed #before it was just excitement #now Im dead about it #odysseus #the odyssey #art #Achilles #slay #he is just a lil shit #smart lil shit #ulysses

[todayisafridaynight]

would it be okay if u told me why u like aoki😭/gen😭😭😭😭BEEN TRYNA LIKE HIM FOR SO LONG I JUST CANTT but i love ur art so much so i still consume it otherwise lol

i liked tohru adachi in high school and tbh i think that alone is enough of an explanation for why i ended up liking aoki

#snap chats #haha see i told you last post's tags were relevant #anyway vLKVJEVLKAEJVLKJ IM CRYING ANON youre so funny. this is the funniest ask i coulda got thank you so much #i dont know why i like him either <- yes i do #fine lets get Real Talk about it #well first off all i thought he looked hot rolling out the elevator and i was playing the eng dub and i think his voice sounds hot there #and thats like. not athing that happens to me ever <- literally thought sawashiro was hot two frames into the game but anyway #i like politician characters. or characters that are in a position of power ESPECIALLY if they have to act like they dont suck balls #like i very much love the idea of the power of charisma and that type of thing not to mention the 'strategizing' as aoki puts it #that comes with politics. LIKE HE SUCKS DONT GET IT TWISTED HE SUCKS BUT //shrug emoji// #like its why i love the mine rggo stories i like seeing mine's thought process and how he uses his intelligence #smart's sexy to me idk what to tell you but moving on #its fun watching him lose his cool too ESP IN HIS FIGHT LMAO HE STOMPIN HIS FOOT LIKE A TODDLER SHUT UP #i also really love the arakawa family in general and thinking of aoki's relationship with each of them makes my brain explode #especially him and sawashiro that shit is painful to watch and i love it so much #i also thought him going from goth to republican was the funniest shit in the world like i howled at that AND i was distraught #aokis so interesting to me from the notion that he IS loved by his family but he has so much hatred for himself it eats him up #and as a result he cant be happy no matter what he does- how hes constantly seeking validation even if it's nothing meaningful #his lil. Dog-Eat-Dog world world belief to ichi also appealed to my edgy depressed high schooler brain. sorry. #his speech at the lockers also got to me. unfortunately. sorry everyone i empathized too hard it got too real it wasnt funny anymore #like as much as i complain bout the very end the ending is what solidified me liking aoki if not also cause of ichi's impact in those scene #plus... analyzing him and the environment around him is so much fun too.... #idk reasons for why i like aoki also boil down to personal reasons. he still sucks tho so i cant be upset when people hate him LOL #i probably have more reasons or could elaborate more i love rambling but i mean. who really wants to read all that 💀💀 #maybe for a character that WASNT the worst but. aoki is so LMAO #thank you for loving my art regardless :) im sorry i have to be attached to the worst guys ever

[tothesolarium]

She working out not cuz she’s unhappy with her body, but because she used to be a solo assassin and wants to keep that strength level up.

Even if she is now the captain of a ship and needs to stay up on a lot of news and stellar weather to make sure their minor and grand mission go as smoothly as possible. When a companies stocks are on the rise it’s time to uh- steal their shit

#Sairod #full piece on patreon #I love her #she strong she smart and a lil unethical sometimes but it’s okay #cuz being perfectly ethical is 1) impossible 2) will keep you from getting the big shit done (she got Plans) #lancer inspired #space story #pilot #lancer pilot #oc #my oc #my art #art #digital #digital art

[maskyartist]

oh my god if i did trolls oc content real quick would yall be mad??? cause i've had THOUGHTS on my ocs

if it helps one of em's involved in the Feral Putt Putts AU so it'd be content ;3c just saying

#masky says #working on feral putt putt doodles once more #but i've had insane thoughts #and realized i've never actually explained WHO captain zany IS #he's an oc of mine :D part of the old royal guard before the cave in #i'd imagine pop village doesnt have a royal guard anymore but i do think they had one before #they'd patrol around different levels of the tree #captain zany patrolled around the brozone home so he and clay have a lil father/son vibe #thats his BOY his VERY SMART BOY >:( #hes probably the most serious troll ur ever gonna meet #hes very respectful to royalty he did in fact kneel in front of poppy when she introduced herself #viva's been trying to iron that shit out for YEARS #i also have a couple bounty hunters :) and they're gay :D #cause we need more troll lesbians in this house

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Housemate is letting one of her rabbits walk around at night again :/

#girl he's cute but that means i gotta leave the lights on #i can guess she's not asleep because there's light in her room and her smart tv was still pinging my phone with the casting notif #but like. you can let your own pet rabbit wander around the house with your door closed! #he's your bunny! you didn't say anything about it! #not even talking about the risk for the lil guy because this is in spirit a student house #like i'm the only full time student but we're all at that student-ish age and living consequently #by which i mean there's lots of crap on the ground that doesn't get cleaned often #the bunny is not safe walking around. he isn't. also i keep almost tripping on him #and it stresses me the fuck out personally to have to keep the lights turned on all night across the house #just because jasper's out and rabbits don't have night vision and i don't want him to be alone in the dark #but also there are for real screws on the floor of the bathroom just hanging out #like. this is not a house that is safe for rabbits to roam free around. it just isn't #and she's filled the only shelf in the bathroom with more hygiene products than anyone else #and and and and. she's a shit housemate i won't miss her when i leave to go back home #man i can't wait for the day i am not sharing living space with her. i like my other housemates! #mostly because they pick up after themselves #and they're aware that when they make a mess they have to take care of it afterwards #she just kinda does stuff and then doesn't think about it #if she lived on her own i would not give a shit but it's impacting my day-to-day life as well! #ARGH #anyway #wow i have a ramble tag now #england adventures

[gxlden-angels]

Hey, I just saw your most recent post and am curious about the irrelevant part - what do you mean by the ''religions abstaining from pork because it was unsafe to eat at the time'' thing? I've never heard that before and I am genuinely intrigued to know about it.

Hi !! There's a lot of religious rituals and rules that people continue today out of tradition and respect that were started (or thought to have been started) for safety/health reasons, with one big one being how meat can be handled and what meat is safe to consume! Pork is the main one that I know of since I have some friends that keep kosher or only eat halal meats

Essentially, pigs are honestly pretty gross animals if you let them be. They're opportunistic omnivores, so they'll essentially eat whatever they can get their teeth on. That includes rotting/spoiled food, fecal matter, and even people if they sit still long enough. Pigs can also carry some gnarly diseases that can easily be passed on to people. It's why you'll often hear people refer to them as "unclean" in both a religious and hygienic sense, despite their cleanliness on the outside. You might not know what Trichinella parasites are, but if your cousin shits himself to death after eating porkchops, you're gonna assume that's a sign from someone above not to eat anymore pigs

We now have modern medicine, biologists, food scientists, meat storage/serving regulations, etc. etc. that have made the risk of catching anything from pork less than minimal as long as you store and cook it properly and there hasn't been a new outbreak of something. A lot of people keep the tradition out of respect for their ancestors/culture. A lot of people also keep it because they know that pigs are still kinda gross, even with modern interventions. I've met people that no longer follow pig-based rules at all, while others adjust it so they're only eating pork if they know where it came from and what that pig ate from birth to bacon

Basically, eating a pig before the creation of antibiotics and vaccines was the peak form of fucking around and finding out. Whether you found out because of salmonella or the wrath of every deity out there (or both!) is up to you

#There's some rules that are region specific (gotta have native pigs to have pork) #While others are more widespread (Don't piss off the gods or they'll fuck up your village with lightning) #Things like traditional religious clothes are based on the climate of the region #Meditation and prayer are good for your mental health as a general concept #Of course not every single religious tradition has a purely material purpose #Some are just fun or respectful or reflective #Some give people a higher purpose or goal #But pigs WILL eat you if you let them and well I wouldn't question it either if my local spiritual guide said the Heavens #told them that pigs are unclean unholy and not to be trusted or eaten #I love a good bacon cheeseburger as much as the next guy but you will not know peace after seeing a pig eat Slop #I genuinely love pigs they're very smart and well-behaved lil guys. They just also eat Everything. I cannot emphasize that enough #Like they're extremely clean animals on the outside. They groom themselves fairly often. The main thing is just what they eat #They will eat you. shit you out. then eat the shit you that they just shat #I only eat pork because I know we limit their people and shit-consumption now #I'm exaggerating a bit but just barely #neonsnailcity

[ryokoaoi]

Cursed as it seems but,, unfallen! Regulus

#redacted asmr #redacted fanart #redacted art #redacted audio #art #redacted regulus #redacted invisiboi #redacted au #redacted magic swap au #redacted swap magic au #unfallen regulus is unsurprisingly #like caelum in the prime universe #he's way older than caelum though #pretty smart actually #the lil umbrella he has though is pretty inspired of mary poppins LMAO #he and fallen caelum actually have matching bowties– #his charge is still his listener in the prime universe except he doesn't actually get freaky and shit

[theatrekidgerardway]

national treasure is soooo percabeth coded.

#her last name is literaly chase #nick cage is def percy he’s so snarky and loser core #riley is sooo grover! man behind the desk yk #goofy lil guy ykwim #abigail chase is equally snarky and doesnt take their shit and smart as hell #percy jackson #pjo #percabeth #hoo

[autistic-ranpo]

guys.

im pretty sure someone's already said this, but.

the silver cat feeds when blue meets yellow in the west.

the silver cat (vecna) feeds when blue (mike) meets yellow (will) in the west (california).

Vecna only started his killings AFTER mike left.

im too tired to figure out what this means (if it means anything) so idk

honestly dont know if this is old news or not lmao

#byler #??? #stranger things #vecna #ive connected the two dots #you didnt connect shit #i connected them #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things analysis #st #idk man #either im a dumb lil man #or im smart

[soulsxng]

✏️ for Cecil and JJ! (fatestouch)

@fatestouch | ✏️ generator | Accepting!

JJ: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Cecil: Awww, thanks- JJ: That’s not a good thing. Cecil: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

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JJ: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Cecil: Apparently, we're not.

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Cecil: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. JJ: You always act stupid. JJ: JJ: Wait...

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JJ: *is throwing stones at Cecil's window* Cecil: You have a phone for a reason, JJ! *THUD* Cecil: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

#fatestouch #All of these could be role-swapped and still be 100% true #they're both smart #but together they just bounce the same braincell back and forth like they're playing ping pong #but I still love them goofy lil' shits

[adoranoia]

" o, oh, what am i doing? um, well, i, i had this kind of weird idea, and i wanted to see if, the, the math worked out for it! see? so-- " 💼‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ...and, ten minutes later, he's still talking. 💼‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

#* && IC #* && OPEN STARTER #* && TOMMY / COOLATTA . #v00 * verse tbt / verse undefined . #have a simple lil starter. the math hes doing on the other hand. not so simple. he do be rambling asdfghjkl #tommy doesn't act like it sometimes but hes scary smart and i think that's silly. does astrophysics for fun kinda shit y'know