#smarter child

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#smarterchild #chat bots #fav #smarter child #aol instant messenger

[ofswordsandpens]

im rereading the lightning thief and I forgot that the other campers were so freaked by Percy after he had been claimed + decimated those Ares kids that they wouldn't train with him anymore and he had to have solo sword lessons with Luke

#oh the fear the drama the tragedy of being a child of the big three #(I love it) #also not to think from the point of view of a villian #but Luke bestie baby this was prime manipulation time to try and convince percy to willingly side with kronos #and sew more seeds of doubt in percy's head #(I mean Luke clearly wanted him dead so that he would be the specialist boy) #but in a different world I guess where Luke was a little smarter as a villain #its interesting to think about

[babykittenteach]

Just the hands and chest for the people who follow me and leave fantastically unhinged tags on things.

#you're lovely thank you #also man but the like footwork I did for this was just silly #so whale oil yeah sure but upon research I'm like okay but specifically sperm whale oil is probably smarter #less smelly and already used in cosmetics #and then I go okay so what's the viscosity of sperm oil #i am not laughing like a school child at all what're you talking about #apparently it's similar to melted coconut oil and I'm like okay #let's melt some coconut oil and see how it drips #and I recognize that's a higher commitment to accuracy than the show itself takes but you know what #that's who I am as a person #anyway thank you for being here #this is probably because I watched disney VHSs as a child and sometimes they had behind the scenes stuff on animation #and I only started trying to animate in october but I have this permanent memory of disney animators talking about filming milk dripping #to get the movement of raindrops falling into a puddle in bambi correct

[jellazticious]

Oh god please no more movies where a stubborn child forces themselves to be in a dangerous situation after the adult that cares about them says no

#If the movie was more realistic. The child will fucking die #Jell tells shit #Movies at the top of my head #Fnaf. Sea Beast. M3gan. Megalodon 2 #HTTYD did it right cuz Hiccup was cautious about handling Toothless. He has stakes that he takes in account #The rest of the kids tho. They're being little shits about not getting what they want #Turning Red is a LITTLE more reasonable than the rest #At least it shows that the kid is capable and it's clearly shown how controlling the mom was #Brave was literally about the consequences of forcing what you want without thinking about it and growing from it #I'm not saying punish when a kid is being stupid in media. All I'm saying is that they're way smarter than this

[okurrroye]

OK BACK uP cause wt- you mean to tell me Hermes is literally the god of thieves and these idiots think a child of Ares stole the masterbolt???

#child of Athena where #like Percy and Grover get a pass but come tf on bffr isn't Athena supposed to be the smart goddess and they really got her golden child out #out here looking like a aboslute clown like shit is embarrassing #like if she wants to disown her for something then it should be for that #like Luke tell me you did it without telling me you did even though you just played yourself by sounding sus as fuck #like lmao are they serious here #like I don't know Greek mythology so l just assumed Ares did it because he's an instigator and would do anything to start a fight/war #which technically is still true because he literally let this boy get away with thief to just get another fight going like yes Ares it's #it's true you’re a simple minded meat head and your sister is definitely smarter than you so suck it up buttercup #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #grover underwood #annabeth chase #percy jackson #clarisse la rue #luke castellan #ares #ares pjo #hermes #hermes pjo #athena #athena pjo

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

lo-fi beats to read your rulebook to 📚🌟

#my art #khux #ephemer #I’ve had the lineart for this in my folder for months #luckily I’ve been inspired a lot this week so I finally got around to it #but not inspired enough to spend more than 2 hrs on this lol! #work smarter not harder 😊 #timeless child #my posts

[daisychainsandbowties]

bad news sushi learned how to climb

good news he’s still cute 🥰🩵🥹🙏💖💖🥰

#the only way to take selfies is reflected in your kitten’s adoring eyes 😌🙏🩵🩵 #looks at this puppy 🥺🙏 #seriously the climbing is so inconvenient like baby. no. that’s where the boiling water is 🫠🫠 #still 🥰🥰🩵🩵 it’s good when your child is smarter than you #personal

[yume-fanfare]

this is far from being the point of the story but i find this exchange really funny when you think about how wataru is the "hard work betrays nothing" truther number 1, and how tori has gone thru his extensive hell training. she did all of that and decided no, not worth it

#idol stories don't have much continuity so it's not that deep but it's funny to me #it makes a lot of sense for tori to be work smarter not harder #and it's been said that since he was a child his strong point was being the Clever kid #so yeah! interest in contrast to wawa #enstars #im this idol story's number 1 fan #tori himemiya #mar's midnight rambles

[morgana-ren]

You ever see a piece of media that is very blatantly meant for adult consumption but for some reason, the fan base around it is ultimately comprised of packs of rabid 12 year olds who shouldn't be indulging in the media in the first place and utterly lack critical thinking or comprehension and couldn't understand nuance or perspective if you gave them baby's first homework assignment on it?

#morgana whinings #i was rewatching an old show and made the mistake of checking the tag #granted it's a very popular show #but for some reason it is FILLED with children who literally can't comprehend the writing #like the type of show that has insane violence and themes that are not appropriate for uhh KIDS #where the fuck are your parents #kids who are young enough to believe shit like daydreaming is 'shifting' #and literally lack the world experience and comprehension to even indulge in this media with a semblance of understanding #i really try not to be a boomer about most things but i really believe parents should... idk.... be parents? #like kids playing morrowind or watching game of thrones #sometimes its harmless #other times its seriously worrying #i know kids wanna grow up so fast and they always think theyre smarter and wiser than they are #its a perpetual problem in the video game and writing community #i understand it and i remember it #but sometimes adults aren't 'being mean' by keeping you out #sometimes you need to be an adult enough to realize not everything is within your comprehension #and youre a child making an ass of yourself in what is a fully adult fan space for a reason

[devoti]

anyways it's canon that naoya loves to pick a fight with his daughter with regarding anything under the sun, and would crawl to your bosom dissolving in woeful tears every time she wins an argument, wondering aloud to you about where she gets that attitude from

#txt's (－‸ლ) #naoya #they'll fight over the better barbie the better movie the better candy the better pet WHATEVER !!! #spoiler he always lets her win of course ...... he just wants a reason for you to cuddle and comfort him...... #like yes naoya our daughter is indeed smarter and better than you....no i was never this difficult as a child...... #hmm youre right i wonder from who on earth she must have gotten these skills from 😐...... #so yes he's unintentionally a girl dad i will DIE ON THIS HILL

[danmeichael]

yuki kaji is fantastic for binghe's voice you guys just got too used to describing binghe as having an ultra-deep sexy sultry voice and it made you unable to open your hearts

#svsss #the midtone voice is just smarter casting given he's a child at the start of the series and yuki kaji has the range #also he's done bl drama cds which means his performance is going to FUCK #i think his excessively syrupy uke protagonist voice will be great for white lotus binghe it'll be so funny #'wow danny you have such strong opinions on this' don't test me #im restraining myself #voice acting is one of those things that you can't ask me about unless you want a two hour long ted talk

[mysicklove]

just found out that one of my followers that was HEAVILY interacting with my account and even dming me is 12 years old! 12 FUCKING YEARS OLD! kill me 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗☺️☺️

#🔪 - mello talks too much #i’m disgusted. #i don’t want to be mean bc she is a child #BUT WHAT THE TUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU #WHEN I WAS 12 I WAS SMARTER TAHN THIS SHIT #she made up a fake story on why she had to block me so i went on my secret account and looked up her account #and her navigation post says she is 12 #i can’t even explain to u guys how i feel #(i had a feeling she was lying tbh so i tried not to interact with her too heavily) #but what the fuck. #she made up a whole story about her life #the internet is a scary place #i don’t trust anyone on tumblr anymore 😭😭😭😭 #i can’t explain to u guys how traumatized i am

[teenwolf-theoriginals]

i am so sick of some comments under most (the ones i've seen on twitter, it's always on twitter) of the oppenheimer posts. i don't know if they are just trolling or if they really believe that two good movies can't coexist. little newsflash, they can. also, quality isn't determined by how much money a movie makes. and another shocker, it all comes down to personal opinion and taste.

plus, barbie had the added benefit of being an hour+ movie, it's family friendly, it really drove the nostalgia effect aspect of our childhoods, and it probably doesn't require a lot of brain power to watch and understand. also it was easy to market. whereas oppenheimer is a biopic, it's a three hour R rated movie, it has heavy themes not suitable for young families, it wasn't an easy movie to market (there really wasn't much they could do besides interviews) and it requires more focus and brain power to understand the story.

so people writing "'flop" or saying "barbie outsold" is pointless and annoying. yeah, it's easier for barbie to make more money at the box office for literally all of the reasons mentioned. and also because cinemas have put barbie in a lot more session times than oppenheimer. there are more options to go see it throughout the day compared to oppenheimer. but that doesn't mean it's "better". for those who still don't understand (lack of thinking skills or because you just wanna be childish and an exhausting person who constantly trolls) two good movies can co-exist at the same time, and just because one earns more doesn't mean the other movie isn't good.

#the fact that's so hard to understand for some is truly worrying #trolling doesn't make you look cool or smarter #it makes you look like a small minded child #there is also a thing of too much promo and barbie did it #got so sick of seeing barbie everywhere made me not wanna go see it #oppenheimer #barbie

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Me, aged 5. Spoken to my extremely Catholic grandmother, matriarch of the family, who had crosses and pictures of saints hanging in every room of the house: [little, uncannily-enunciated voice] “Grandma, when your church gets destroyed in Armageddon, you can come to our kingdom hall!”

#exjw #ex cult #I’m overly-conscious of how I speak now; but as a child I was about as blunt as a sledgehammer #Yeah my dad got SLAMMED for that one #There was no mistaking what I said because I spoke like a little adult #I was… something. Cute but weird and kind of manipulative. #At that age I enjoyed creeping out adult men in public by intensely staring at them #only adult men; not women #I also pushed boys down the slide and called them “scaredy-cat” until they agreed with me that they were cowards #I planned out in my head one time that my dad was going to walk into the living room with coffee in his hand #so if I scared him at just the right moment; he’d jolt and coffee would spill all over the floor #So I tested my hypothesis and it worked. #My goal was to get him to spill the coffee #I was around four or five but with the calculation of a serial killer (which isn’t saying much because serial killers are dumb) #I watched ET and wanted to see if I could hide in plain sight in my basket of stuffed animals #So I just waited in there very patiently until my dad went looking for me. Held my eyes open without blinking and remained very still #He walked in… looked right at me but didn’t see me; walked out. Walked back in #This time he saw me and got the crap scared out of him when he realized I was right there in front of him the whole time #But I never went into anything to prank anyone… I wasn’t in it for humor; I wanted to be smarter and more powerful than people #if only for a second #I wanted to see if I could come up with a plan involving other people and have those people do what I wanted them to do #But you see I was so sweet 90% of the time that no one thought anything of it — or even noticed what I was doing in some cases #Fortunately I grew out of doing that kind of thing without sufficient cause #But I still do enjoy messing with people from time to time if they REALLY deserve it #or benignly… I like it when people cry or get squeamish in reaction to my artistic work or acting or singing #The feeling of someone eating out of the palm of my hand creatively is great #Love it

[shih-coulda-had-it]

Would Muzan and AFO get along?

also who wins?

I’ve never watched KnY past its first episode, but based on Muzan’s appearance and a quick skim through his wiki entry… AfO would probably be deeply annoying to a 10,000 y/o demon king and lose, yet again, because he’s a wannabe demon lord who thinks he can oneshot all his problems.

#bnha #all for one #asks #anon #shihpost #afo is actually super pathetic in terms of being a supervillain #like yeah he can steal quirks #and he supervised mass trafficking ops and child grooming #but in terms of a 1v1 fight #i don’t think he ever learned technique #he just stacks all the quirks he thinks are strong #and attempts to oneshot all his problems #which WOULD have been all might’s issue #except he had Torino beating him over the head to be smarter #every day i think about how afo acquired a bodyguard #my dude?? are you or are you not invulnerable?? #can you actually fight back an assassination attempt #or is your first and only reaction to reshape the world?

[boypussydilf]

for much of my life i have been very nervous that i Do Not Understand stories, that im dumb or something and just watch things without really getting them, so it makes me feel really nice to realize that to so many of my followers i am The Guy With The Good Analysis & Understanding Of Stories :)

#tbh i think it probably just comes from too-online child me expecting himself to be smarter than he reasonably could be #baby of course you dont really get what this in depth analysis of a show for adults is talking about…. you are nine #although i also chronically doubt myself #so ive also spent my whole life seeing Bad Analysis and going ‘what if im the one whos wrong… theyre probably right…’ #basilposting