#sneaky sneaky boy 😏

[halfelven]

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#i Cannot trust myself when i’m ovulating #bc i would be sneaky sneaky to my normal self to get a baby #all sneaky sneaky like what if we called him… #like no we are NOT sleeping with him #calm the fuck down #sneaky sneaky we could just text him 😏 #no!!!! stop!!!!!! #fighting myself like gollum and sméagol #but it’s not the ring #it’s a hot australian/finnish boy #with mediocre sex 😒 #shut upppppp #tmi in the tags

[musette22]

if Seb and Chris got married then do you think they'd live in Boston or NYC? cause both of those guys looooove their cities so bad 🤣 i don't even think I've ever seen Seb being in Boston?

Neither would want to leave their own place entirely, that's for sure! But fortunately it's only a couple of hours' drive from Boston to New York, so they can just keep a place in both cities and split their time between the two! 🥰

#and of course you've never seen seb in boston 😏 #sneaky boys are sneaky #evanstan #rpf #minnie answers

[yourstrulynix]

god is a woman || cl16

social media!au | charles leclerc x singer!reader

synopsis; celebrity sweetheart and f1 dream boy leave the internet spiralling face claim; ariana grande

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voguemagazine a teaser for the y/n l/n march 2021 vogue cover next month. the young singer continues to take over the world, one record breaking record at a time. with continuous yearly grammy nominations and wins, y/n has become the top name in music. she sat down with vogue for an intimate interview in her own home to show the side away from performances and award shows. we can't wait for you to see and read about the beauty inside and out of the young superstar

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yourusername i loved every minute of it x

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flowerbomby/n what an absolute icon ✨ i can't wait to read about her new album she's been working on!

mimiy/nlove we our literally watching this woman make history! i just want her to have the world 🥺

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bellahadid see you next week in Monaco my love!

f1worlds stfu is y/n going to the grand prix next week because i seriously might pass away????

leclercmania there's no way my two worlds are colliding right now 🤯!

y/nsflower what a queen 👑

scuderiaferrari we can't wait to have you with us next week 🏎️

fangirl21 wtf is a ferrari account doing in y/n's comments??

hoefory/n all the comments are freaking over our girl going to some f1 race? don't understand the hype 🙄

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f1paddocknews the ferrari boys after qualifying today, speaking to y/n l/n and charles looked very smitten 🥰

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papayared charles is absolutely fangirling inside!!

charlesleheart he didn't even look at Charlotte like that and they were together for 2 years 🤭

ferrariloves i can't wait to see pictures of y/n in the paddock - greatest race weekend everrrrrrr

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f1 it's official, we've made her an f1 fangirl 🙌🏼

yourusername it's true, i'm obsessed

scuderiaferrari we've got just the man for you y/n 😉😏

ferrariboys not ferrari admin setting up charles and y/n - iconic

lewishamilton lovely seeing you this weekend, looking forward to seeing you in silverstone 👍🏾

hammy4life lewis what you doing here????

daydreamingy/n isn't he like 10 years older than our girl 😧

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charles_leclerc a good few days by the sea and in the outback before the season begins 🌊

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charles_leclerc and you called monaco france - we're even

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charles_leclerc it was a weekend of ups and downs. we had pole position in the bag but I made a mistake on lap 19 and it cost us a win. i had great company with me to bring the ups. we'll keep working on things before the final race of the summer 👊

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carlossainz55 tough luck today but as you say, we'll come back fighting 🔥

scuderiaferrari our boys have got this!! off to hungary next

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f1girlie charles with the soft launch but who that with him???

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[lightlycareless]

Okay but im so curious

how would the zenin household react to seeing naoya become affectionate/simp for y/n?????? the thought of it already makes me kick my feet in the air

I will start with the fact that everything Naoya does with you is like a huge shocker to the whole clan.

From him finding a partner that willingly wants to be with him, to demonstrating affection to said partner… yeah, no one believed Naoya could actually care for anyone else but him, at least in a way that doesn’t denote making fun of them or something.

But he does, and when you came along, it brought out that side many wished he would’ve kept hidden.

I never envisioned Naoya to be very fond of PDA, at least not with people he knows, because he gets somewhat embarrassed (lol). Even holding hands with his wife when his relatives are nearby is like a big no-no. He feels like he needs to uphold this untouchable image of heir before them, demand their fear respect and so on.

However, as years go by, he’ll eventually just stop caring, especially if the two get married. He just… doesn’t give a f*ck lol.

And the thing he’ll do though at this point, oh, they’re going to be far from sweet. Let’s say that Naoya is a huge pervert when it comes to you lol. I don’t have any other way to put it, he’s just obsessed with you.

Naoya is the kind of person to slap your butt when passing/approaching you. He doesn’t care if you’re in the company of your staff, or if his uncle/cousins are there, or anyone really—he just had to do it, couldn’t hold himself, and you absolutely hate him for it because it makes you go through embarrassing moments!! Having to apologize in his name in order to do some damage control, people looking at the two and immediately looking away because they can’t remove that mental image!!! Oh boy.

You’ve talked to him about it and agreed to at least… keep it to a minimum, be more discreet if possible. Of course, that only applies in public places. In the bedroom… that’s a completely different story 😏

And let’s not forget he’s known to be a loudmouth, so the things he’ll tell you are not short of indecent either. This is probably the thing you dislike the most out of his affection. The other you could tolerate, act like no one saw anything (even play the fool if someone alleged they saw something) but THIS???? Nah, it’s just too much—and childish too.

“I don’t think it’ll fit, Naoya” you say, probably about something mundane like a new couch you got for the house.

“Really? But I saw how well you fit me yesterday.” And the way your face turns red is almost comical, more so when the mover was right there, listening to everything, Naoya just had to laugh.

“Shut up!!”

“What? I was referring to the conversation about the couch we had last night, pervert.” lies. The sneaky bastard will act like you’re the indecorous one out of the two for having understood his words like that!! As if you hadn’t known him for years now!

It’s safe to say that it’s really hard to have important meetings when the two are present, so his family would often try to get you or Naoya alone.

But… it wasn’t all that bad, because even when Naoya can be mildly infuriating, he’s also capable of being sweet.

That is something that mostly happens when in private, away from the prying eyes of the rest of the world, more so when he’s spent a long time away from you.

Naoya will reach out for you first thing upon arriving back to the estate, gently cup your cheeks and pepper your face with kisses, telling you how much he missed you and your pretty face.

He’d wrap his arms around you, rest his face on the crook of your neck, taking in your scent as he relishes the fact that he’s finally back to your embrace.

Another thing I think he’ll enjoy doing (you as well) is when he rests his head on your lap, telling you of his day as you thread your fingers along his hair.

Bottom line, Naoya is overly shameless confident when in the eyes of others, but vulnerable with you :>

As for the reactions of the Zen’in clan….

Ogi, Naobito, and Jinichi would stare at him in complete silence/shock as Naoya goes on with his supposed displays of affection. I think that out of the three, Ogi would be the one more comfortable when showing his distaste for it, scowling whenever seeing you and Naoya together, quickly leaving the room as soon as he gets the faintest idea Naoya is to do his usual nasty shenanigans. The rest wouldn’t really care that much, asides from a “Really? Naoya? Ooookay” (and they know better not to interfere at this point 🤪 he's crazy protective of you)

Ranta would remain speechless, face completely red as he catches Naoya’s innuendos. He definitely feels a whole lot of empathy (pity) for you. But when his friend isn’t being nasty, he’s happy that he’s found someone to be vulnerable/happy with 😊.

Junko, Mai and Maki’s mother, is just the same as Ogi, only that she’ll openly tell both of you to “stop it”, and to “hold some decorum” for that’s no way the future leader of the clan should behave. Naoya just laughs it off, you apologize to her in private. At the end she knows it’s futile to even hope to change him—the two were young, after all, (IMAGINE IF HE WENT ON LIKE THAT EVEN WHEN OLDER? Hahahahah, Oh poor Junko) and contrary to her marriage, this was one made out of love so… good for them, she guesses.

Naoya’s brothers would be the ones to openly, even more than Ogi, show their disgust whenever catching his PDA. Naohiko would be the one to exclaim “EWWWWWWWWWWWW” as loud as possible when he sees them, maybe do some puking noises too? haha

Naofumi would initially not understand what the hell Naoya is going on about and why you’re so embarrassed all the time, but when he does get it, oof, he’ll disappear as soon as it begins.

And Naoaki… well he’d just try to avoid the two as most as possible in general lol. He never liked seeing people making out anyways... (uh who does???)

At the end, Naoya’s behavior would worsen become more and more obvious, especially when the two have their first kids 😊 He just loves you too much, he needs you to know that—that the others have issues with it he doesn’t care 🥺 all that matters to him his you and his new family.

ajgfakghagk Thank you so much for sending in this ask!! I hope it was to your liking ❤️

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[pokegalla]

Requested by @tryslogic

Enjoy yah lil sinner >:3

Warning: A little spicy up ahead. You were warned

How Touchy Can They Be In Public With Slightly Large Chested S/o! (Pt 2 with different characters✨)

Dream:

* He’s an adorable bean. Look at this boy. Would you really think he’s thinking lewd things?! ……lol well technically yes at least not at first. He just finds you beautiful in general and will be sure to compliment you! But he is an adult and not blind about his own curiosity…..

* You and him were just shopping together and you wanted to try some bras on. He didn’t mind tagging along but was a golden mess seeing all those bras. And when you asked him to help you take off a bra, his hands lingered on your chest before he pulls away suddenly, apologizing profusely for touching you in public-

* In private he is surprisingly teasing! Nothing too crazy because he doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable and doesn’t want to go too far without your permission! It would be rude after all! When he knows it’s ok, this guy will have the most delicate touch, making your heart flutter and mind fuzzy whether he’s just being romantic and appreciating your beauty or having you in the sheets~ definitely both sometimes~

* Don’t be fooled by that innocent look- you really think he won’t give you teases in public? Lol you’ve only fallen into a trap✨ “Wow that shirt looks stunning! I bet it would look even better on you starlight! …..especially when I take it off~” (lil shit says that last part very quietly-)

* You are just too adorable sometimes~✨

Blue:

* Ah yes. Baby Blue✨. He’s a big sweetheart and loves to be with you. He always knows what to say and makes you giggle. Now him being lewd? Could he truly be?! Yes. Yes absolutely-

* He’s a big hugger and you know this. It’s adorable and you can’t find any reason to complain. Look at him! 🥹 But he’s also DEFINITELY taking advantage of it by giving you a mischievous look while nuzzling in your chest. And he wouldn’t mind taking you to somewhere private (maybe a closet or someplace that keeps you two hidden from view~) to tease you and fully enjoy your glorious chest~ (only if you’re comfortable though!)

* In private he’s pretty adorable, laying his head in your chest, arms wrapped around your waist. It’s cute when he jiggles your chest only to giggle and apologize for being silly. Oh. Oh but you can drive this man crazy if you spoil him with booba. Booba in face, pressed on his body, oh man and a titjob?! He’ll be a hot mess✨

* He usually does sweet or romantic (though very cheesy) pick up lines. But oh he can say a few dirty lines that could catch you off guard- especially that one time you wore a shirt with extra cleavage- “Those seem like very expensive clothes, too bad I’ll be ripping through them tonight~” Shit was so out of the blue (Heh pun). Don’t be surprised if that line ends up becoming a promise for later~

* He just loves you and you just drive him nuts~

Ink:

* Honestly just look at him. This Smol Gremlin. With a big chested S/o. You best believe his true inner gremlin is gonna shine- your chest is now his fun bags-

* Now there are many things he could do in public. Drop pencils in your cleavage as an excuse to dig in and have a feel. Squirt gun to make your shirt cling onto your body (he did it ONCE for a joke and once he discovered this, he just carries around a squirt gun for this purpose-), or straight up take advantage of his shortness to stand right under your chest. Ah yes. Booba hat✨

* In private he’s always in your cleavage or under your booba. He can’t help it! It’s so soft🥹. If he wasn’t so busy, he’d be laying around all day with his skull nuzzled in your chest! And ah he loves to draw you in different outfits…..especially with lingerie~ and man he loves to paint on your chest during intimate moments. You just look so damn good….things get pretty messy after that~😏

* And oh he is such a fucking tease. Whether it’s from lil sneaky caresses and straight up poking your chest with a cheeky little smile. Or whispering romantic or sexy nothings into your ear~ then he’d just act like his goofy ol self like he didn’t say the most inappropriate thing- “C’mon! Stop getting your head in the clouds~!” Lil shit-

* He makes you wanna body slam him but you both know you still love him anyway✨

Killer:

* Ohohohohoho this is quite literally the MOST notorious guy in this category. He’s flirty, bold, and will say the most outrageous things. He will not hesitate to say “nice tits” in front of his group-

* A damn menace who will leave you all excited in the worst times. You two would try to meet up somewhere and he sneaks up behind you to grab your chest- you’d want to go somewhere and you end up making out in an alleyway, leaving with a LOT of hickies around your neck and chest. And he gives no damns. He would straight up poke your chest. Not like with Ink (who usually pokes the side or the top) he pokes RIGHT where the nipple is while looking you straight in the eyes- bastard-

* In private he is WORST. You have no one protecting you from his onslaught now~ He will be taking your bras so you walk around the house with no bra. No bra = less restrictions~ he absolutely loves to play with your nipples whether it’s with his hands or mouth. And nothing gets him more excited than covering your tits with his special sauce~ but at least he’s rather adorable when cuddling. Like a little kitten❤️

* Oh lord his teasing is just as bad. He would whisper downright the most LEWDEST and DIRTIEST flirts right in your ear, making you all hot and bothered only to give you the smuggest smirk cause he KNOWS it’s getting to you. “I wish you could just sit here on my lap and shove those tits in my face….but we both know we can’t do it with all these people here. Unless you’re into that~” Evil-

* He’s a lil shit but your lil shit. Be sure to tease back-

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[nayatarot777]

what does your “sneaky link” think of you? 😏🔗• {patreon preview} pac (18+)

this reading is for people who are 18+ ONLY. my ancestors and spirit guides who help give these messages to me are blunt af, and i have a feeling that they won’t mince words. and neither will i. the way that we speak (especially about sexual things) is pretty explicit, so if that could possibly make you uncomfortable, then please skip this reading :)

• pile one •

cards:

the grim reaper: the relationship is over, no second chances, grow and transform your life

paradise: happiness, expansion, joy, playfulness, oneness, enjoying each other

the high priestess

7 of coins

ace of swords

i don’t even think that you guys are in contact with this “sneaky link”. it seems like the connection is completely dead and buried - and you seem to be the one who ended things. i’m going to need you guys in this pile to believe the following words - because it’s clearly true: when i looked at this high priestess card, i literally heard “magical pussy” 😂😭. and the phrase “grow and transform your life” jumped out at me afterwards on this grim reaper card. now, change the genitalia to fit yours, but the point is - you changed this person’s life. drastically in some way. with sex alone. you literally got the “paradise” card. that’s what this person would attribute sex with you to - and since you’re showing up as this high priestess now (someone not available, unattainable, protecting your valuables), this person now feels stuck af. they were under the impression that you both got along really well. that you both were enjoying each other’s time and company, however with the 7 of coins, i can see that you hit a wall with this person. you had to question whether or not this person was even worth continuing to invest into. and it seems like you decided that they were not - so you left (as you should’ve). the ace of swords also suggests that this person feels like you’re an extremely clear communicator, both in and outside of the bedroom. and it seems like they’re aware (now that you’re gone) that what they could give you wasn’t enough. they actually put you up on a pedestal above them, but you’re still extremely desirable to them. i’m hearing that whatever passion they experienced being with you, it ain’t going anywhere. this person is holding onto these memories and valuing them more than they have the memories with anyone else. this person could even feel like you took their happiness with them - as dramatic as that may sound (especially since this wasn’t a committed relationship) but they were really invested in you - and still are. the 7 of coins is about hard work paying off. they could have the idea that they could try to get you back in some way (maybe if they increase their finances? are you a material girl/boy/enby? i’m hearing kanye west + jamie foxx - gold digger: “If you fuckin' with this girl then you better be paid” lmaoo), but it seems like they’re keeping this in their dream state (like daydreaming about this) instead of actually making moves to make this a reality. the idea is there though. you guys really need to recognise the value of your sexual energy if you don’t already. whatever you give people changes their whole entire life, their world, what they believe is “paradise” with another person. and whatever’s between your legs? magical 🪄😭.

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if you’re interested in a personal reading, check out my pinned post here

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• pile two •

cards:

hammer: sabotage, rebuilding, interrogation, repetitive, persistent, working on it

not enough: frustrated in relationship, lack of confidence, self-sabotage, fear/ego issues, jealousy

the chariot

strength

the hanged man

you guys probably aren’t gonna like what you hear in this reading, however, the messages are repetitive - and i’m seeing that you probably acknowledge for yourself that this is the truth too.

your “sneaky link” believes that you do entirely too much, considering the fact that you’re not in a relationship. they can tell that your insecurities control you and not the other way around. and although they can see that you’re working on these personal issues that you have, it’s still affecting this casual connection because of your control issues. this person may not be only interested in you - they could be the type to multi-date or sleep with multiple people (which they have every right to) and if so, then you obviously know about this. or at least you have an idea. but despite the fact that this person isn’t “yours”, they feel like you have a weird sense of jealousy towards the other people who they sleep with/interact with, and some control issues/ego issues that they just really don’t understand. the chariot suggests that this person feels as though you try to control them or the situation way too much. and they don’t appreciate that. “i’m not yours. don’t try to control me”. that’s what they’d like to tell you. they see you as someone who is sabotaging what could be a good, fun thing. and with the hanged man here, they feel like you really need to reevaluate whether or not you’re even cut out for this casual sex/sneaky link shit. because i don’t believe that they believe that you are. they feel like you let your ego get in the way. and that you need to release your ego issues. they really don’t understand why you act like this. i’m either sensing confusion or manipulation. so this is either reiterating that they’re confused about you and your behaviour - and the manipulation could be them picking up on you trying to steer the connection into something that was not agreed upon. doesn’t matter if this is emotional manipulation, mental manipulation, sexual manipulation, etc. the hanged man is also sticking out to me as this person’s energy too. you may not hear from this person for a while, and if that’s the case, it’s because they’re wondering whether or not they should release you and release the stresses that come with (what’s supposed to be) a fun, casual, sexual connection with you. i understand that this may not be easy to hear, pile two, but i’m definitely seeing that this person feels like you have control issues. and considering how i picked up on a level of self-awareness on your part (at the beginning), i feel like you know that this person doesn’t deserve to have to deal with it. especially since i’m feeling so much frustration on their part. they feel like they’re having to explain themselves to someone who isn’t even a committed partner. that’s not right. they’d suggest that you take some time to yourself and do some soul searching. and tbh, as a reader (from what i’m seeing), i agree.

check out my patreon for the extended reading - done with oracle cards - (where we look at this person’s favourite aspects of sex with you), if you’d like ☺️

if you’re interested in a personal reading, check out my pinned post here

thanks for reading! 💗

• pile three •

cards:

photograph: looking at your photos, missing you, nostalgia, make new memories

twin flames: yin/yang, zen, balance, union, duality, coupling, complement each other

8 of cups

judgement

6 of coins

as i was shuffling for your pile, i wanted to smile and laugh - so this person probably thinks that you’re funny af. i heard “you’re a character”. despite all of this distant energy that i’m seeing, and how you walked away from them due to some type of emotional overwhelm or confusion, they still have very fond memories of you. i’m seeing for someone in particular, that you walked away from all of the people who you were sleeping with/dating to listen to your intuition when it told you to cut contact for the sake of sexual abstinence? you may have realised that you were using sex as a coping mechanism, or that sex wasn’t serving you anymore, so you decided to end this sexual connection (and possibly multiple other connections too). they’re really understanding of this. they understand why you left - no matter what the reason was - but this person could genuinely believe that you are their other half. i mean, the twin flames card came out. i don’t know if this person speaks in those types of terms, but to put it simply, they feel like you’re perfect for each other. they may have not realised this until you left, but being exposed to other connections with people that are pretty surface level has made them realise that, although the connection between you was casual, there was something special there. at least for them 🤷🏾‍♀️. i’m hearing them talk about how much you gave of yourself to them. how equal and reciprocal the respect was between the both of you. and they could be searching for that in other people - but they just can’t find it. they genuinely reminisce about you and feel like you’re their other half that they can’t have. i’m also seeing that this person feels like you taught them a lot about value - value of connections, and the value of themselves. this was a mutually beneficial connection that they learned a lot in. they feel like you’re complete opposites to each other that fit together perfectly. perhaps you felt this too. if you didn’t leave for the sake of abstinence, you could’ve left because you caught feelings when you really didn’t want to. again, they understand, but they recognise that the feelings are mutual. and they value you, the experiences that they had with you (as surface-level as it may have seemed to the external world), and the way that you showed them that both people can mutually experience just as much pleasure as the other in these situations. perhaps, before they met you, they were the type to not really enjoy sex all that much due to being in their heads too much? i’m not sure. but you’re valued by this person for sure. and they feel like you complement each other well. aw, this is so bittersweet 🥲.

check out my patreon for the extended reading - done with oracle cards - (where we look at this person’s favourite aspects of sex with you), if you’d like ☺️

if you’re interested in a personal reading, check out my pinned post here

thanks for reading! 💗

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[valiantstarlights]

Your personal trainer Dream is a gift that keeps on giving. And Hob being cutely oblivious and innocent about how Dream wants to break his back like a glowstick (in responsible manner of course). How would Dream react to;

A. Hob working out while wearing the #3 jacket

B. A gymbro, ignoring all survival instincts, and hitting on Hob while he's on the treadmill without Dream around

I love your work lots ❤️ 💕 💖 ♥️ 💜 💗

Thank you for the hearts 🥰 and for making me laugh with responsible back breaking. 😂 I'm glad you like my gym AU. 🙇‍♀️

A. Hob working out (or just being in the Endless Gym) while wearing Dream's 03 letterman jacket

Girl (gender neutral) you know Dream is going to be so smug about this. That's his (future) boyfriend right there, and no one can contest it, because Hob is already wearing his clothes and everyone knows what that means. 😏

He thinks he's super sneaky, and thank goodness Hob is as oblivious as he is, because if he catches wind of it, he'd become even more of a blushing mess, and would try to return Dream's clothes to him because he doesn't want to cause any misunderstandings. And that's the last thing Dream wants.

The staff would definitely start treating Hob differently. Not that they're treating him badly or anything, but they'll start treating him like he's a VIP.

And anyway, he's so sweet and nice and if anyone deserves to be treated like a VIP, it's him.

(IDK if I've mentioned this in the fic yet, but Endless Gym is a ✨️super fancy✨️ gym, and famous people actually go there to work out. The staff are used to treating actual VIPs, but they'll treat Hob like he's a tier above them, maybe just a step below the Endless siblings.)

Hob doesn't know why the staff is suddenly super extra nice to him, but he's happy about it and treats them super extra nicely in return. It's a very wholesome cycle of niceness, and through it all, Dream is so proud of him, internally yelling, 'That's my (future) boyfriend!'

B. A random gymbro hitting on Hob while Dream isn't around

CW: sexual harassment and rapey vibes, but nothing bad actually happens because the gym's staff are amazing and dream is very protective (understatement) of hob 🙏

Now why would Dream be absent? 👀 Meeting Hob is like, the highlight of his week.

Anyway, let's pretend that he's sick or smth and learns about what happened from Lucienne, who always keeps an eye out for potential bullying or sexual harassment cases.

I imagine that Dream would demand to watch the security footage (bc he's insane), so he'll see exactly what happened.

He'll see Hob just minding his own business, running on a treadmill, following the lesson plan even without supervision, just basically being a very good boy for Dream 😏, when this fucknugget man smiles smarmingly at him, hopping on the next treadmill and flirting with him.

Hob just looks confused, but Dream sees him just nod politely and return to his workout. Dream sees the man flirting harder, and Hob just not engaging with any of it, and he eventually leaves when the set time is done.

Dream is breathing fire when he sees the man move to follow Hob to the showers, but thankfully a couple of undercover guards (pretend it's a thing) walk up to the man and very politely tell him to stop it. The man is rude to them, but he doesn't push back and leaves when the guards keep their eye on him and loom menacingly near the showers.

Dream tells Lucienne to commend the two guards and give them a bonus, and focuses on recovering so he could return to work quicker.

When he gets back and sees fucknugget man working out (Hob isn't around because it's a day when he doesn't have a session with Dream), Dream walks up to him and says, "I heard about what happened the other day."

"Yeah," the man grumbles. He looks validated, because oh wow Dream Endless is talking to him. No doubt he'd be on his side. "I was just complimenting someone and some douchebags told me to quit it." He scoffs. "Man wasn't even worth it, to be honest. Just looking for someone to suck my cock, you know how it is, and he looked pathetic enough to want to do it."

Dream inhales, exhales, and smiles like he doesn't want to tear this man's throat out with his teeth.

He is going to ruin this man's life. He has already read through his file when he was still sick, and has contacted one of his private eye connections to investigate the man for anything that would get him in trouble. The bigger the dirt, the more Dream will pay.

"You should be careful," Dream says.

"Ha! Yeah. I'll corner him somewhere quieter next time. Do you think he'll come by later?"

"I mean," Dream says, still neutrally, even if there is a bit of a snarl in his voice, "you should be careful, because everyone has secrets."

(Dream blacklists him on the spot for his words about Hob alone. He then takes his anger out on a punching bag.)

(...He may have destroyed the punching bag.)

(I imagine Dream's private eye connection finds some shady embezzlement stuff on the guy and gets him fired, leaving him next to nothing after his company fired and sued him. The private eye thanks Dream for the tip because the company gave them a reward, but honestly Dream doesn't care about any of that because all he wants is for the man to never bother Hob again.)

#personal trainer dream AU #ask and you shall receive #dreamling #the sandman #my writing

[kittenwalker]

Christmas hdcs with the evans?!

notes : hey sorry i took so long to write this request but i wanted to write this when the festive day is arriving so here’s a little something to get you into the Christmas mood if you’re not already :) love you all enjoy!

Evan Peters : 

- Christmas with him is like a dream, everything you could wish for.

- You wanted to go shopping but Evan decided to stay back, quoting, ‘ I hate shopping ‘ . Oh well no company for you I guess, so you just went alone.

- You came back about 2 hours later, giving time for Evan to secretly decorate the whole house. Making it feel like you were in Santa’s work shop.

- You came back and opened the door to see the house all lit up with candles and stockings up at the chimney, there was even a plain Christmas tree waiting for you.

- ‘ Woah so this is why Evan didn’t want to shop with you, sneaky little boy. ‘ Evan then came up to you with a cup of hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows. What a cutie he is, him smiling like a fool with his adorable dimples

- “ I didn’t do the Christmas tree yet, I knew you’d like to do it with me. “ He said taking a sip of the hot cocoa. It was true, you loved decorating the tree and making it look pretty. 

- He also made a little scavenger hunt around the house to make you find your present. Evan really put in a lot of effort into this relationship and it was really sweet.

- You ended up finding your gift in the... shower? It had a weird shape to it, you curiously ripped open the present. And it was something really naughty, a dildo. It had a sticky note on it saying ‘ made sure you wouldn’t feel alone while I’m gone, think of me while using it 😉 ‘. You felt a little hot already thinking about using it, and as if Evan read your mind, he leaned down and whispered. “ I can teach you how to use it now you know? “ 

- Let’s just say you couldn’t walk the next day.

Tate Langdon : 

- Tate acts like a cool bad boy but he secretly has a soft spot for Christmas 

- Especially when after you arrived at the house, he enjoyed all of the holidays better as he had company and a meaning to celebrate it. (you can decided if you’re dead or still alive)

- Tate loves Christmas deep down because he can feel like a child again, getting presents, watching light-hearted movies, and drinking hot cocoa. Making him forget about his terrible past and mistakes he made.

- Tate would be the one to initiate the ideas of watching Christmas movies and wearing ugly sweaters, because he’s the more festive one between the two of you.

- The only thing he won’t do is karaoke to Christmas songs, though you persuade him somehow. ( with a mouth and a few strokes 😏 )

- You and Tate would be the one decorating the Christmas tree, with Moira's help, while Vivian and Ben helped choose out the ornaments. 

- You’d also drag Tate out into the backyard and play with the snow, you would jokingly throw snow at him but it would result in a snowball fight. You’d end up getting tired of chasing Tate around the house and would collapse onto the snow, with Tate joining you. The two of you would just be there as you closed your eyes, sharing an earpiece with Tate and listening to the classic Nirvana no matter what occasion it was. Laying down there with your love, listening to great music while snow was falling onto the both of you.

- Safe to say Christmas was both their favourite time of the year.

Kit Walker :

- You and Kit would celebrate this day with your two kids.

- The kids would traditionally leave one cookie and a glass of milk for Santa, before going to sleep.

- Kit would rush the kids to sleep early so the both of you can secretly place the gifts under the tree, and then eat the cookie with the milk. Then in the morning you would make up a story of how Santa came down from the chimney and ate the cookie while gifting the amazing presents.

- Sometimes when you are in the festive mood, you would want to bake a pie with Kit. Dragging him to the supermarket to get the ingredients so you can make the blueberry pie from scratch.

- You'd turn on the radio and switch it to a channel where there was some festive music playing, swaying your hips to the music while baking. The kids would smell the making of the delicious pie and would whine to help you stir the mixture, and you would pass it to them, letting them have their fun while you and kit made the blueberry jam.

- The whole family would be together in the kitchen, happily baking.

- After making the pie, Kit would switch on The Nightmare Before Christmas in the living room television. The family would then move to the couch with a slice of pie on their plate and a glass of milk. 

- Each parent would have one child on their lap, cuddling with them while watching the movie.

- After the movie finished, it would be about 11 pm which was way past the kids' bedtime. So you and Kit would bring them to brush their teeth and tuck them into bed, giving them each a kiss on their foreheads.

- You would stay up for a while more with Kit just chatting and surprising him with his own gift you had gotten him, he himself had one for you too. You went first and surprised him with a watch he had been whining to get for himself. Kit was thrilled when he saw what you had bought him, he wore it to work everyday.

- Now for your gift, Kit got you a pair of dark red lingerie. They were really pretty and were a nice new pair to add to your collection. But when you looked up you saw Kit smirking at you, leaning in he whispered. “ Why don’t you give a try-on show now? “, heat crept up onto your face as you felt wet already.

- Would up with a hot, steamy, and seggsy time 😉

Frat boy Kyle Spencer :

- Of course Kyle’s fraternity brothers would invite him to have a party over at their house, but he would reject the idea because he wants to spend the day with you.

- Kyle would wake up early and plan the day ahead on what to do with you. He woke up at 8 am, walking up to the window to see the whole ground covered in snow. Making a smile appear on his lips, he loved winter where it was always chilly and pretty and the vibes were immaculate.

- Feeling Kyle’s warmth missing in bed, you woke up worried about where he had gone. Rubbing the blur away from your eyes, you turned your head around until you found Kyle dazing out at the window, with a real happy smile plastered onto his face. 

- Looking at him smiling like a child made you chuckle, seeing him so interested in something he likes is really cute. He always got that inner child in him that didn’t get to fulfil all the childish things. Not letting the moment go, you quickly grabbed your phone and snapped the cute moment, saving it as a memory forever.

- Following the day, Kyle would make you wear an ugly Christmas sweater and bring you to the mall to get some gingerbread houses. You and Kyle got a little carried away with the shopping and ended with more than what was needed. Kyle got two Santa hats and a Santa beard  for himself, you on the other hand got a few Christmas candles that were on sale. 

- Coming back home, you lit up the fire-pit and the few candles that you have bought to make it have the warm and christmassy feel in the room. After that Kyle would play Mariah Carey’s Merry Christmas Album on his computer, connecting it to the speaker, jamming out to it while you both were decorating gingerbread houses. 

- Laughter filled the room as you laughed at the result of Kyle’s attempt at making his house. It was all slobbly and messing, the piping bag exploded on him and icing went everywhere. A blob of it on his house and some smeared all over his hands. 

- You’d clean up the cookie crumbles and icing on the counter then watch a movie in Kyle’s room while snuggling together. You would probably fall asleep halfway through the movie, seeing that you did, Kyle would switch off the movie and give you a kiss on the temple. Saying his nightly ‘ I love you ‘ before bringing you closer and falling asleep in the crook of your neck.

Frankin Kyle spencer : 

- Two hands shook you from your slumber, making your eyes open to the sight of Kyle shaking your arms. Looking over at your bedside desk, you saw the time, 7.36 am. God, what was Kyle doing waking you up so early?  “ C-Christmas Y/n, it’s Christmas t-today. '' Oh shoot that’s right, you revised so many spells last night you had forgotten that today was Kyle’s favourite time of the year. 

- Knowing Kyle, he woke you up so early this morning to go revive Bob the snowman. Last year you and Kyle made a cute snowman outside of the academy, but of course some douche bag killed Mr. Snowman which made Kyle really devastated. So I made him a deal to bring back Bob every Christmas. 

- Today being the special day, you brought its black hat, a carrot, and a few buttons. You dressed Kyle up warmly so he wouldn’t catch a cold while being outside in this type of weather. Going out to the snow, Kyle rushed to a spot and started rolling up balls of snow to make its body. 

- After that you stacked up the three balls up according to size and decorated the snowman. Giving him his eyes, nose, hands, and buttons. You let Kyle do the honours of putting his hat on and completing his beloved child. 

- Kyle was so glad to see his friend back and wanted to keep him company forever, until Miss Cordelia caught us in the snow and called us back in as being out there for too long would make us sick.

- Miss Cordelia would offer the both of you a cup of hot cocoa and you would gladly accept the warm drink. You would sit there and chat with Cordelia until Kyle began to whine because he was bored. Excusing the two of you, you brought Kyle upstairs and took out some extra board games you had in your cabinets.

- You began playing the game, giggles coming left and right as the game progressed. Kyle managed to win every round, which made you shocked, you couldn’t even win one round of your favourite game. Kyle was too good at this, and because he won all the rounds, you were going to reward him with some snacks.

- Telling Kyle to stay in your room as you made the surprise delights. Making pre-made cookies and s'mores, Kyle’s favourites with a glass of milk. Making it as quick as possible to not keep the impatient Kyle waiting. One plate for cookies, one plate for s’mores and a cup of milk. Juggling them in your hands, you struggled to hold all of them. Kicking open the door, you heard a snoring Kyle in your bed. Oh no, you made him wait for too long. You placed the food on your bedside desk and joined him into bed, being the bigger spoon as you fell into deep sleep as soon as you laid down due to waking up too early.

- Christmas is always a day of cuddles and immaculate vibes with your cute love.

Jimmy Darling : 

- To follow the event, you and your other friends in the freakshow will help decorate the whole area of the main tent including the entrance. Making it have the christmassy feeling, Jimmy would also chop down a nice tree and place it in the main tent as well. You, Pepper, and Eve would be the ones decorating it since it’s something you all enjoy doing.

- The amount of ‘ freaks ‘ in the show is too big to get everyone gifts, plus you all weren’t really financially stable to get too much. So Eve made up the idea of doing Secret Santa to keep up with the festivities.

- Everyone would write their names on a slip of paper and put it in a Santa hat, passing it around to let everyone draw a name. You got Bette and Dot, so that means you had to get two separate gifts as they were two completely different people. You didn’t mind spending a little more than you should as you really loved the twins, they were your best friends.

- And it seems like a little someone got your name, Jimmy Darling. The most charming guy you have ever met, and the first guy that has been nice to you or befriended you for being who you are. Of course you started falling for him, who wouldn’t when a man like him is kind, caring, and handsome. Though you kept your distance with him ever since you saw him flirting with Maggie. 

- You brought your sunglasses with you before you went out of your caravan. As you had two different coloured eyes that everyone always made fun of, calling you a dimbo. You walked to the mall and went shopping for the twins.

- You went in the mall and quickly went back to the freakshow as you noticed the sky getting dark and a lady like you shouldn’t be out, especially with a kidnapper out and about. Leaving the mall feeling confident of what you got for the twins, knowing they would love it. You got Dot a set of watercolours as she has been getting into arts & crafts and you think she should pursue it. Then you got Bette a pair of flower earrings with a couple of makeup products as she was the beauty queen. Finally you bought a new matching headband set for the two of them to match. You definitely spent way over budget but they were friends and most importantly, family.

- Safely reaching back into your caravan, you wrapped up the gifts and wrote a note to each of them before placing it into a paper bag.

- God were you excited for tomorrow, you got to be with your family and spend time with them. You loved every ‘ freak ‘ so dearly.

- Everyone was passing the gifts to the person they got and opening them, in excitement. The main tent filled with happy laughter and chatting and sounds of ripping wrapping paper. You gave your gifts to Bette and Dot and watched as they unravelled the paper off of it. You watched as a smile popped up on both their faces, seeming thrilled and pleased with their presents. “ Oh thank you Y/n, this is really such a lovely gift. “ Dot smiled towards you as Bette was still in a daze, smiling gleefully at her new make-up.

- Feeling a tap on your shoulder, you turned to your right side, seeing Jimmy standing beside you while holding out a poorly wrapped gift. It didn’t matter because it was the effort that counted and plus it was by Jimmy, you were already flattered he got you something.

- Your eyes glistened as you took the gift from Jimmy’s hands, unwrapping the red packaging. You took out the circled shaped object, placing it in your hands as you inspected it. God it was the perfume you always wore everyday, but it was sold out. How did Jimmy get it?  “ Jimmy, where did you find this!? I went everywhere and could never get my hands on it. “ You beamed at him. “ Let’s just say I have my ways. “ He winked at you as a shade of pink crept up to your face. 

- You thanked him and gave him a warm hug with a kiss on the cheek. You swore when you kissed him, he froze for a split second, turning red. But you might be hallucinating as well.

- After all the joy with presents, Elsa suggests to end off the celebration with a fun game of never have I ever, but with a twist. Instead of putting down a finger, you take a shot. Safe to say, you were really wasted after the game as it seems everyone was trying to sabotage you to drink. Well they won, you were completely out that Jimmy had to carry you back to your trailer.

- “ Jimmy, jim jim jimmy. You are so lovely, I wish I could kiss you! “ You screamed a melody as he was getting you ready for bed but froze as you said those words. “ Did you actually mean those words? “ He questioned. “ Of course, silly! I have liked you since the first day, you were just so nice unlike any guy I’ve met… “ You slurred.

- Jimmy was star struck because of what was coming out of your mouth as he liked you too. Though he wanted to kiss and make love with you in this instance, you were under the influence and he was a gentleman, so instead of fooling around in your pants. He laid you down and placed a ibuprofen pill with a glass of water on the desk for your hangover the next morning. Placing a kiss on your forehead whispering ‘ I like you too doll ‘ before leaving your trailer. 

- Little did he know, you were awake and what he said had sobered you up immediately. Making you toss and turn, squirming about what he had said. 

- Best Christmas ever.

James Patrick March : 

- Of course James was never a big fan of the most adored day of the year. It didn’t bring him joy seeing all those people being happy, he wanted to just squeeze the living out of them. So Christmas was always any other ordinary day for him, until he met you.

- The countess wasn’t giving him much attention anymore and had so many affairs with other men, he decided to move on and find a new love. James was walking through the halls of rooms, to find his chute so he could dispose of his fresh dead body. He stumbled upon you, killing someone.

- You shared the same interest as James, liking a bit of killing yourself. It just brought you joy to see them bleed and fall to their death below your knees or watch them beg for you to spare them, such fools.

- Long story short, love at first murder sight you could say. Both of you were doing something criminal before falling in love with each other.

- James would always just spend his Christmas like his regular days, but you actually liked this time of the month. The only moment when you could feel like a child again, and because you were James’ dearest, he would do anything you requested for.

- Today you woke up to a bed in breakfast, eating with James was such a pleasure as he would always be gone in the morning. After that you'd take a shower and put on a long black dress from your gorgeous closet.  

- James treated you like an absolute queen on Christmas or like everyday, but on this special day he spoiled you the most. You didn’t really want fancy things though, just wanted to spend the day with him, doing what everyone else would do on Christmas.

- But of course James being James he had to get you a present, a shiny delicate diamond necklace. Not much, just something simplistic which suited your style. You too got him something, a new tie that would complete a full look with his suit that matched with it.

- You’d always go to Liz’s bar first thing in the morning, no matter what occasion, you needed her amazing whiskey every time you woke up.

- James would offer his hand and you’d gladly accept it, he kissed the back of your hand before leading you to the bar hand in hand like an olden day couple.

- You’d then gossip about Liz’s love life while drinking the liquor, until you wanted to do the first Christmas activity on your list.

- Drinking eggnog and decorating your room with fairy lights, tinsel and a small Christmas tree. James has never heard of what eggnog was and thought it was absurd until he tried it and gave in that it was delicious.

- Iris provided the decorations from the back storage, you and James started making the room more joyful and welcoming with all the lights and tinsel. 

-  You both had a glass of eggnog in one hand as you put up the decorations, taking a sip once in a while. James would get some on his moustache making you giggle, he had double the moustache now. 

- After making the room all cosy, you brought out the next activity to keep you both busy before the sun sets.

- Making ugly Christmas sweaters, you bought two plain black sweaters and had some glitter and funfetti to glamour it up 

- James would just end up painting blood dripping with some tinsel tracing around it, for someone like James, it was pretty impressive. You on the other hand decided to goof around a little. On the front you stuck some letters with glue, it said ‘ Y/n is the best wife I could ever ask for! ‘. You made him wear it the whole day of today no matter where he went, that had to be his choice of clothing ( mwahahahaha 😈 )

- To end the night off, you just watched a simple Christmas movie with hot chocolate. Until midway of the movie you had one more surprise for James. “ Love, close your eyes, I have something I want to surprise you with. “ You smiled excitedly. “ Dearest this better not be one of those pranks you call. “ James shook his head. You assured him it wasn’t and he trusted you, closing his eyes. Leaving the bed, you went and grabbed a mistletoe. Climbing back up to the warm bed and holding up the plant above the two of you.

- “ Alright open your eyes “. James nervously opened them and was relieved to only see an innocent mistletoe above them. But he was confused on why you were just holding up the leaf, clearly the 90s didn’t do this. “ We kiss under the mistletoe James! Now where’s my smooch “ You puckered up your lips in a funny manner till he pulled you in, shocking you at how rough he was. James sucks and passionately kissed you, but with him you knew this type of kiss never ended innocently as it should.

- Mhmmm end the Christmas day with some smegxy heated time 😜

Kai Anderson : 

- He would usually be too busy with planning on his world domination so he’d just buy you an advent calendar to keep you occupied once a day.

- Though if you are lucky and something big he planned was successful, he’d bring you out to celebrate Christmas.

- You’d want to go ice skating with him, but of course he didn’t like bringing you out into the public. So he’d find a frozen lake and buy you some skates. He himself wouldn’t participant in that so he just sits down there and admired you having fun.

- Kai would think that is enough outing for the day and brings you back into his house. Though you did continue having fun, he even agreed to play scrabble with you. Kai actually looked like he was having true fun, away from all the psychoticness and back into his normal self. And you liked that, but it’s of course not going to last.

-  He brought you to visit his parents, especially to wish his mother a Merry Christmas.

- Kai unexpectedly got a little emotional while talking to her mother so you thought it was best to give him space. So you went to hang out with Winter while Kai was doing his business. 

- You and Winter would just sit on her bed as you both gossiped about her new fling. She was your long lost sister you’ve always craved for, you could tell her all your thoughts and she would respectfully listen. 

- She even got you a present in celebration of Christmas, sadly you couldn’t get her anything because you were always forced to be stuck in this house.

- Tearing open the paper, you reached the gift. God Winter got your old phone back! Kai confiscated it saying the internet rots your brains, and you thought that was the last you’d seen of it. Who knew Winter would recover your phone back, you missed it dearly.

- Shoot you’d definitely have to hide this from Kai, if he found out he’d kill Winter. That’s not happening under your watch though. Someone knocked on the door and you quickly hid the phone away, seeing that it was Kai.

- “ Come Y/n let’s go watch a movie in the basement. “ A movie!? This day couldn’t get any better. Giving Winter one last hug before following Kai out the door and down the basement.

- He switched on a horror show and snuggled up with you on the couch with fluffy blankets.

- You could definitely get used to this.

god i’m sorry if this was bad :,) 

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[oceanlue]

Since you did listener liking the yuurivoice’s boys ass, can you do it where it’s the other way around? 😅where it’s the yuurivoice boys liking listener’s ass?,

Dat @$$ 😏🍑

💗Alphonse🧁🍭

Like he can take his eyes off that

You know that she likes to look at your cake and you know how to tease him with it and no matter how many times he asked you to back that trunk all the way over here you just walk away maybe shake your little butt a little bit

Sometimes when he has a little time he gives your cake a little squeeze

Mostly he gives you a light pat on the butt

Sometimes it's a hard smack

"Damn boo I might have to arrest you I'm going to have to inspect what junk you have in your truck, now bring that over here and let me get a little taste of that cake~"

Like he can't take his hands off it and he won't

🧡Seth🏕🍂

He can't take his eyes off you

Like he ever will

He will never take his eyes off you plus he loves the way when you turn around so he can see your behind

He just loves anybody with some junk in the trunk with a nice cake for him to eat after a good meal

And he wouldn't want it any other way

Not on purpose or anything but you kind of accidentally smacked your ass it's hard you went to apologize but he saw that you liked it and from then on he just gives you surprise Smacks on the butt

"Now sugar if I knew you were like this I would have done it ages ago I might just have the perfect time for us to have a session if you know what I mean sugar~"

And did he ever

💚Finn🪴🌻

He's too shy to admit it but he loves your butt not in a perverted way but he likes how when he can hug you around the waist he can slip his hands under and carry you around while he's holding your butt

When he's done work and you're in the kitchen cooking dinner he can't keep his eyes off you

Even though he's a little shy boy he knows how to be sneaky of bit

" ummm orchid I know this may sound weird but do you mind if I hold your behind it's not weird it's just I like how soft it is ...and I....... oh God >/////<"

You said it was fine and that he can try whatever he needs to and also for him to get out of his shell more

❤Auron☕⌚

He knows you know that he does stare at you

Every time when you walk past him he turns a little bit to not be suspicious and side eyes you while you walk down to go back to your desk

Even when you leave a meeting he keeps his eye on you

And when you have time alone where it's just you two he just can't keep his hands off you he must hold you he must feel you and also he must hold dear behind

Cuz knowing that when he does his touch is printed on your skin knowing that you are his and nobody else's

"Now rookie I didn't know if you were trying to tease me or anything but I have to congratulate you for you were doing a fine little job now how about you entertain me by coming over here and let me grab that cake you have"

boy did he ever have fun that night and from ever when you're with him he won't ever stop putting his hands on you cuz he wants you to know that whenever you're away from him his Mark is on you so that you know you are his

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Hope you like it

peace out

💙💙💙

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #oceanlue #spotify #yuurivoice finn #yuurivoice seth #yuurivoice alphonse

[annahxredaxted]

Contact names (Shaw pack)

Milo-

David: dav-n-busters

Ash: asherrrrr

Baabe: ashes weird mate

Angel: dav-n-busters manager

Sweetheart: sweetheart🧡

Sam: Samuel.

Darlin: Tanker.💪

⬆️milo does cool names just not as weird I guess.

Ash-

David: AaLlpHa🫡

Baabe: BAABEE💜😩

Angel: alphas kid.

Sweetheart: best bros mate

Milo: best bro

Sam: Southern tank rider😏

Darlin: TANKKERRRR

⬆️ash is just- well ash.

David-

Ash: Asher.

Milo: milo Greer

Angel: angel🤍🖤

Sweetheart: sweetheart (l/n)

Baabe: baabe (l/n)

Sam: Sam Collins

Darlin: Tank🤍

⬆️David’s to professional to do anything but peoples first name (except angel ofc) I’m not shopping David and tank their siblings cos I say so and he loves them so stfu

Sweetheart-

David: Shaw pack security.

Angel: bestie #1

Baabe: bestie #2

Ash: bfs bff

Milo: Milo🧡🧡

Sam: Samual Collins 🤠

Darlin: Tank.

⬆️ baabe literally stole their phone and did all of these while they were drunk and sweetheart just didn’t change it

Baabe-

David: David

Angel: BESTAYY

Sweetheart: goastyy👻

Ash: My hoe✨

Milo: mr. Leprechaun 🍀

Sam: some southern dude

Darlin: strong person

⬆️baabe is open with everyone but David- honestly they really want him to approve of him so they try to stay professional when it comes to him

Angel-

David: DAVEYY😫🥵

Sweetheart: sneaky link numero 1 😝

Ash: partner in crime 🤪

Baabe: sneak link numero 2 😝

Milo: smol boi🥺

Sam: COWWBBOYYYYYYYY

Darlin: TANKKERRRR MAH BOOO THANG💪🥰😍😘💪🔥💪💪😩😩😩

⬆️ Angel uses a lot of emojis and absolutely REFUSES to use peoples real names in their phone. 😤

Darlin-

Sam: My Sammy🤠💛

David: big bro.🖕

Ash: Ash

Milo: my short friend.

Sweetheart: my other short friend

Baabe: baabe (l/n)

Angel: BESTIEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sam-

Tank: darlin🤍

David: Mr. Shaw.

Ash: Asher

Milo: milo

Sweetheart, Angel, baabe: MATES GC🐺

#redacted asmr #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted angel #redacted sweetheart #redacted asher #redacted babe #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted tanker #redacted tank

[slashingdisneypasta]

Alright after your amazing Terry ask, I gotta know. How would your Roo's react to the Toon Patrol coming onto THEM?? I have to know for research XD

FOR SURE XD

Kingston: ah yes, our beloved token straight XD

Greasy: *trying to keep a neutral face and not laugh. He wants to see how far Greasy will take this, this is hilarious*

Psycho: pal, uh... sorry but... you're not my type... *trying to be delicate and not get his skin mauled*

Stupid: ... you're gonna haveta show me what you got down there, and I'll consider it. (Someone slap him 😅 He does like pegging, so he truly is considering it (he can ignore the fact it's a guy), but h o n e s t l y Kingston?? Be respectful!! 😅😂🤦‍♀️)

Smartass: *deep breath. Puts a hand on Smartass' shoulder* ... if only you were a girl. -No no no wait! Come back!! You'd really be perfect, I'm not fucking with you on this!!--

*earnest, calling at Smartass' retreating back* I wish you did. But you do nothing for me!!

Wheezy: ... alright, what'd you have in mind? (I think wheezy just turned kingston- )

Rena: the short answer is yes-

Greasy: ... you're that little club girl's toy, aren't you? ... drop your pants. Mhm, yeah right here, I'm not joking~

Psycho: *looking him over* ... alright, you got me hooked. I'm intrigued. Yes, lets do its. Where do ya wanna do it? Whadaya into, little freak?

Smartass: Ohhhhhh no. No. Your little guys are all on the fucking olympic swim team, and I'm not going through that again.

Stupid: 😏 Let's go, baby boy.

Wheezy: ... love to, daddy, but I feel like this is a trap. (SHE REALLY DOES. SHE CANT SHAKE IT XD Like, he's so hot?? But he's one of t h e m, and a sneaky unassuming one at that. So... it pains her, but its not gonna happen 😂)

Ryan:

Greasy: Nope, get out of my face Creepy. ("It's GREASY") No, it's not.

Psycho: (Psycho can follow him around as much as he likes, Ryan doesn't mind XD But they ain't fucking. He'll just be going about his business when Kingston asks, kinda fucking concerned, why the scary spiky one is following him, and Ryan just? Like? Shrugs??? 😅😅😅😆 He doesnt care XD And now Kingston is on edge XDD And ontop of that Rena keeps FEEDING THE CREATURE- )

Smartass: ... Thanks for the offer, but nah.

Stupid: (Similar to Poppy, Ryan will totally fuck Stupid! He'll show Stu what he should be looking for. Ryan is like training wheels *cough* and no he doesn't mind. He already had the love of his life, he ain't looking for anyone else special. Maya was all the special he needed)

Wheezy: Sure. (Doesn't even think twice. Wheezy's hot and they're friends.)

And *cough* well y o u k n o w which of the toon patrol lottie would be with. Although, since Shiny became a true oc of yours and Greasy's mate I've been exploring a Wheezy train of thought (like, instead of greasy getting jealous when lottie comes home from the navy, its wheezy but he doesnt do anything about it. Its wierd between them for a lot longer)... but I also love them just being a close family duo. And I still like Grottie ^^

#thank you for this ask!! it was fun!! XD #poor smarty- he got nothin XD

[catb-fics]

Red Part 4

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Warnings: no actual smut in this part but more sneakiness and Y/N’s dirty thoughts. Van is a very naughty boy 😏

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You'd never considered yourself a cheater before. You didn't think that you'd even be capable of it. Even though you'd never actually experienced the bitter heartbreak of betrayal personally, the notion of taking someone's trust and abusing it in such a way just seemed so heartless that you never would have dreamed that you could be a perpetrator. Yet here you were, just over a week after the kitchen incident, trying in vain to avoid Van like the plague and enduring restless nights where you'd wake up wracked with guilt as remnants of some sleazy dream that definitely didn't feature your loving boyfriend lingered in your head.

And to make matters worse, Van carried on as if everything was completely normal. He'd smile sweetly at you when you passed him in the hallway at Larry's, offering you cups of tea on your visits like you were just two old friends. Of course Larry was delighted that the acrimony between the two of you seemed to have ceased, but he was also completely oblivious to the strange kind of tension that descended whenever you and Van shared the same space. On the surface no one would ever know that anything untoward had occurred, but you could feel it. The quickening of your pulse as Van brushed past you just that little bit too close, the tiny spark of electricity that seemed to emanate from his fingertips as they connected with yours as he passed you a steaming hot mug of tea. But Van never uttered a word, and the hungry looks you'd been on the receiving end of until now were conspicuous by their absence.

"You and Van seem to be getting on so much better at the moment," Larry comments the following  Sunday afternoon when you're sitting lazily flicking through Netflix series. "I don't know what happened last week, but..."

"Nothing happened!" You blurt out, instantly regretting it when Larry turns to you, narrowing his eyes.

You freeze, your heart lurching, dropping your head as you pretend to pick at an imaginary piece of fluff on your t-shirt to avoid looking at Larry.

"I... errr.... I mean it was nothing really," you backtrack. "We just chatted... came to an agreement that it was silly to argue over everything. Not when we have to see each other all the time. He still does my head in though..."

"Van! Were your ears burning? We were just talking about ya!"

Your head whips up in an instant just in time to see Van sauntering into the living room clutching a mug of tea in one hand and his acoustic guitar in the other.

"Oh... ya were, were ya? Hope it was all good!" He fixes you with a smug look, tipping his head and firing off a cheeky wink, earning a stony glare from you which you quickly turn into a forced smile as you feel Larry's elbow in your side, gently nudging you.

"Yeah, yeah it was actually. I was just saying how nice it was that you and Y/N were getting on so well now. It's just like old times again, eh?"

Van stops in front of the opposite sofa facing you, smile wide with just a hint of slyness that Larry's sure not to notice, meant just for you. Then he flops down on to it, his eyes never leaving yours as he speaks.

"Well... Y/N couldn't stay mad at me for long could ya Y/N? Not when I'm so nice to ya! Best buddies now, eh?"

You let out a kind of half huff-half snort, stiffening as you try to battle against the vitriol which is clawing it's way up your throat, an automatic reaction to Van, that, as you're beginning to realise, is a defence mechanism. Your subconscious mind trying to keep him at arms length, battling against the constant desire that fires in your loins every time he's in the vicinity.

You watch him now as he settles into the chair, leaning forward to place his mug on the nearby coffee table before laying his guitar across his lap, cradling it gently, his fingers curling around the frets.

Fuck... what is it about his hands? They're so big compared to Larry's and his fingers are so long and supple... graceful as they start to pluck idly at the strings. Precise and controlled... skilled hands. A twinge of desire warms between your legs and you shift where you sit, forcing your eyes back to the menu on the TV screen which Larry's started scrolling through again absentmindedly.

"What d'ya wanna watch then love?"

"Hmm... you choose... I really don't know..."

But you do know. Truth be told you don't want to watch the TV at all. You'd rather watch Van, eyes fluttered shut as he begins to softly sing, caught in his own little world, the late afternoon sunlight spilling in through the partially closed curtains and hitting the angles of his handsome face in a way that makes him look other-worldly. You'd rather look on longingly as his slender fingers brush the strings, remembering the sensation of them sliding against your heat, making you lose control. You imagine them sinking deep inside you, pumping in and out at an agonisingly slow pace until you're begging for more...

"Are ya even listening to a word I'm saying?"

Larry's voice suddenly snaps you out of your reverie and you shift again, uncomfortable as you realise exactly how lost in your sordid thoughts you were.

"Look... I don't mind what we watch. Honestly, you pick. I'm really not that fussed."

Larry chuckles. "I knew you weren't listening, you were daydreaming again weren't ya?"

"I... I was just..." you stutter, cheeks warming as Van's eyes flick open, meeting yours for a fraction of a second, a small grin hidden as he turns his head downwards, focussing on the fretboard.

"Head in the clouds as usual," Larry grins, shaking his head as you turn to look at him, going to protest but then thinking better of it, not wanting to draw even more attention to the fact that your thoughts were lingering where they shouldn't be.

"Anyway," Larry announces, your momentary lapse in focus of no real concern to him. "Like I was just saying, we need to finish off planning this Halloween party we're holding next weekend. Did you speak to your friend about DJing yet?"

You nod enthusiastically, relieved to have something else to occupy your mind, starting to tell Larry about the arrangements you've made, completely zoning out of Van's presence until Larry draws him into the conversation by asking him if he's bringing a guest.

"Yeah, as it happens I am. Remember that girl from the party at ours a few weeks back? Turns out that Y/N didn't quite manage to scare her off after all. She bumped into Benji last week in town and asked for my number."

Van's words set off an avalanche of jealousy inside you which you have no business feeling. A roiling sickly feeling in the pit of your belly as you consider this might well be the reason for his lack of attention.

"She got a name?" Larry wants to know.

And you just can't help yourself.

"As if he'd remember! Just another faceless conquest, eh Van? Another notch on the bedpost?"

Silence falls on the room as both boys turn to look at you, Larry's face scrunched in surprise, Van's knowing smirk just irritating you further.

"I do remember actually... she's called Sophie. And she's a very nice girl."

"Well... if she is then she's not your type then!" You scoff, immediately feeling your cheeks warming as you realise that you've indirectly tarred yourself with the same brush.

And that's just the thing. You're not a nice girl. Not any more. Much as you try to fool yourself, you're anything but.

"Christs sake Y/N, just leave it okay?" Larry grumbles, shaking his head and rising to his feet. "Well I think it's great Van, I'm looking forward to properly meeting her. I didn't get chance to talk to her properly before. Right... I'm going to put the kettle on. Who wants another cuppa?"

Van agrees whilst you decline, mumbling something about having lots to do, deliberately not looking at Van as you stand up, turning towards the open living room door, stepping forward to follow in Larry's wake.

"Y/N... wait!"

Van's voice comes urgently, a low whispered hiss intended for your ears and not Larry's. You ignore him, eyes fixed firmly ahead, moving purposefully forward. You can hear movement behind you, the soft twang of the guitar strings as Van moves it off his lap and sets it aside, simultaneously getting to his feet. Your pulse quickens at the sound of his heavy footfall as he moves towards you, his long strides bringing him quickly closer. Close enough for him to reach out and touch you, his fingers from one hand firmly curling around the crook of your arm, bringing you to a standstill.

You go to wrench your arm away, feeling Van's grip tighten so you whirl around instead, a combination of panic and excitement welling in your chest as you come to face him and see the determined look in his eyes.

"What do you want?" You mutter sternly, taking a step backwards as his grip loosens on you.

"You know what I want!"

He advances on you, matching you step for step until you feel the living room wall at your back, turning your head quickly towards the open doorway right next to you, hearing the steady rising sound of the kettle heating up and the clinking of mugs.

And Van doesn't stop coming, invading your personal space like he always does, bodies so close they're almost touching, one palm flat on the wall next to your head as he leans in.

"It's not happening Van... so why don't you just fuck off and go and see bloody Sophie if she's so wonderful!"

Van just grins. "I knew it. You're jealous aren't ya?"

"No, of course not!"

You scowl at him, flattening yourself against the wall even further, ears straining for any tell-tale sound that might precede Larry's arrival. All you can hear is muted clattering as he moves around the kitchen, the faint sounds of him humming a song to himself in that slightly off-key way of his. He sounds happy, oblivious, completely unsuspecting that his girlfriend's being pressed up against the wall just one room away by his treacherous best friend.

"You are... just admit it. There's no point in lying to me. It's written all over your face. You hate the thought of me with other girls and you always have done."

"You're so full of yourself!" You snap. "What makes you think I give a shit about who you're fucking? Just because of a stupid moment of weakness last week? It didn't mean anything. I've been trying to forget about it to be honest."

He leans even closer, his face now just inches away.

"Oh really? You mean you've not thought about it since? Not imagined what would've happened if Larry didn't come back when he did?"

Your heart's beating so hard you wonder whether Van can hear it. He can surely hear how your breathing has deepened. The way it catches in your your throat as his free hand curls around your hips as he pushes his own against yours and slowly starts to grind against you.

"What the hell d'ya think you're doing?" You gasp, but you don't stop him. You just stare right back into his ocean eyes, trying to resist the urge to grab hold of the collar of his shirt and pull him even closer, lock your lips on to his as you melt under his touch again.

"You have no idea what you do to me, do you? How d'ya think I feel having to listen to Larry fucking you night after night? Thinking how it should be me? Thinking how much better I could make you feel? I want you Y/N... I always have done."

Your heart skips a beat at his words.

He moves his head to the side so he can whisper directly into the shell of your ear, the feel of his warm breath on your skin causing goosebumps to break out all over.

"I know you feel the same, don't deny it. I know right now you're trying so hard to resist me, but all you really want is for me to pin you up against this wall and fuck you slow and deep. I can make you feel so good... you just have to say the word."

"Van... please..."

Your words come out like a broken murmur and you're not sure whether you're pleading with him to stop or begging for him to take you there and then. You screw your eyes shut tight, trying to clear your mind, trying to think of anything else but the feel of his warm body against yours and his whispered words in your ear, the way your whole body throbs for him like a slow, steady heartbeat.

"Fancy a game of FIFA Van? Still wanna get my own back on you for that trouncing you gave me last night!"

Larry's voice booms out from the corridor just a second before Van pushes back from the wall, leaving you taut and breathless, trying desperately to gain your composure.

"Oh... Y/N... you're still here..."

Larry appears around the doorway holding two mugs of tea, looking mildly surprised to see you and you falter for a second, your mind scrambled until you remember you'd announced that you had a million and one things to do.

"Yeah... I'm just going though... you guys carry on."

Larry grins, turning towards Van who's looking his usual relaxed self, smiling serenely and reaching out for the mug from his friend. You marvel again at how easily he appears to switch from dirty-talking, unscrupulous traitor to amiable, dependable best friend. But then it strikes you that you've actually done a stellar job yourself of quickly morphing back into the good little girlfriend, smiling sweetly at your boyfriend whilst illicit thoughts dance through your head of being ravished up against the living room wall.

"C'mon then!" Larry urges Van, reaching for the PlayStation controller from the arm of the sofa and holding it aloft. "Unless you're worried I'm gonna thrash ya!"

"Never mate!" Van replies, eyes flicking to you as he delivers his next line. "Reckon I've already won..."

You wrench your eyes away from him, spinning quickly around and rushing out of the room.

#red #catfish and the bottlemen #van mccann #van mccann x reader #fanfic #vanfic

[we-out-here-simping]

what's up girlies! I'm back!?! wooohoo? not really.

I'll be back soon though a week maybe? or two? and I'm already working on the next chapter of promises.

and boy oh boy do i have angst planned for the future 'cause i only keep seeing smut on here and as much as I love being a horny bastard i love suffering more :))

here's a lil sneaky peaky of the next chapter😏

#steve harrington #stranger things #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x reader angst #steve harrington x reader fluff #stranger things 4 #steve harrington x gn!reader #steve harrington x hopper!reader #steve harrington angst #steve harrington x you #steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington fanfic

[toournextadventure]

would you do a pt 2 to ‘our little secret’???

Lorraine breaks up with RJ like a week or something after they all go camping. She goes to Rs farm and throws rocks at her window or something😭 (cute and cliche) and Lorraine tells her how she’s gonna proposition their friend (aka Beaus bf who’s name i forgot) and they’ll fake date like R and Beau so they can all go on double dates and trips as couples with no one batting an eye😎😎 They can all be themselves when they’re not in their town and just with each other!🤭

Skip like a few months and the groups is gonna film again but RJ got sick or something so he couldn’t film so they hire someone else. Ofc Lorraine still goes but she also invites R!

R goes bc she says they can say they’re all going on another one of their trips to their parents and they’ll part outside of town so Beau and his bf can go on their trip while R and Lorraine go with the group.

The group teasing R about who she is (preachers daughter) “She’s the church to your mouse!” 😭💀 They flirt with her (especially Max and Bobby to get a ride out of Raine😏)

They film a bit then R says she wants to do it. Not for other to watch but for her to have. She asks it to be her and Lorraine (she says this only to her wifey ofc) and her girl sets up a Camera in place after R tells Wayne what they’re doing and that he’ll make them a copy and NOT sell it or show anyone unless he wants her to go yapping to everyone she knows (and her dads friends in towns all over texas) that he forced them to do it etc (also slips him a $50 and he agrees)

They do it on film🤭🤭

A few weeks later they get it in the mail or yk Wayne drops it off or something and they get a night alone when R and Lorraine stay at the ranch while Lorraine’s parents and R’s parents are out of town at some church related thing (R’s brothers ofc at her place she they couldn’t have peace there💀)

They set up their movie and watch it (they get to some footage of grinding then they start doing it bc they can’t keep their hands to themselves😭)

Maybe you can even get Wayne to name the tape “taco recipe- step by step” (bc yk Pussy is represented by a Taco sometimes😭) he does it to kid around and piss them off which ofc does and they laugh about the name on the tape💀😭 Maybe even the tape sleeve or case is like some family friendly film in spanish (so that if R’s parents wanna watch it she can say it was a recipe Lorraine gave her but it’s in spanish which Lorraine also taught her so they don’t think twice about skipping over it if they ever see it😏 SNEAKY!!)

It ends with them at an ice cream parlour in the back corner with one of those booths and the girls are on one side and the boys are on the other. They discretely hold hands under the table. Just two happy couples🤭 eating ice cream and joking around like friends do🥲

obviously you don’t have to do it, it’s just a suggestion but i would very much like to see them be happy😭 (and screw😏🤭)

First? You mentioned a part in here that I've got planned so like... look at you go 👀

But also yes, there will be more! I'm slowly chipping away at it, I very much overcommitted to my fics because that's just what I do, but it IS being worked on 😅

#lorraine answers

[thekrows-nest]

(anon) Ehehe… It seems my Dove has been listening to Gabby about both of these lads. I’ll stop going amateur detective and raking your little guys over the coals for now and wait for more.

But if I ever learn Eliyah harassed/stalked Gabby during a shared photography course or something in the past, if he owns a long range lens, or he so much as comments on Dove’s outfit an extra hot Macchiato down his front can be arranged 😏

Ps. Eliyah’s probably jealous of Krow to take a shot at his appearance. A competing suitor, talented in his own art despite not having the luxury of formal study, and despite not being a tall well dressed white man (or because of it) Krow is definitely attractive. He may even have a more subtle approach/more charismatic social skills.

Whitebread is picking up genuine off vibes… but he also seems so used to getting what he wants that he’s mad his slick clothes/advantages in life didn’t get Gabby and maybe not Dove.

And tellingly Eliyah went after Krow’s ‘slobby’ paint stained clothes - which are a class indicator, the one thing he clearly wins at over Krow.

Ps. Despite paint and not affording to replace his clothes Krow is always scrupulously clean because of work. So a little sus what is meant by ‘gunk’ on his clothes.🤔 Just shade? Or foreshadowing?

Heh heh heh

Gabby is very pleased with (your) Dove. Yes, stay away from sussy dumb boys and enbies. ):<

Lmao if you did that. Gabby would take a picture of that and have it as her homescreen for at least a bit. Or if not that, it is going in her "treasured moment" photo album, to which she'll pull it up and snicker at it whenever she is having a bad day. "Why is having a long range lens suspicious? I'm sorry I try to capture distant birds in flight or see a whale or a seal out on the water??"

Ooooh. Very interesting observations. Not confirming or denying but... inch-resting for sure~ Indeed, what is it all Eliyah's comments? Just pompous shade? Or maybe sneaky foreshadowing? Hmmmmm~

#eliyah asked and answered #eliyah in character #the krow's nest #the krow #winndy talks

[angelicyoongie]

chapter 19 was so sweet and wholesome 💗 i love how y/n is starting to develop a stronger relationships with the boys and give each one of them a special time and attention 🥹 and i see i see how the guys are slowly warming up to each other too 😏👏🏻 sneaky little things

ahh thank you so much!! 🤧💖 i do too! it's about time 🥺 it's so nice to finally get to that stage where the boys (mostly) get along and i can focus on developing all the relationships for real!