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mcyt-correct · 6 months
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Wilbur: Hey Phil I just lost my sister in a boiler explosion
Sneeg: Aaww not this again
Phil: Not the boiler explosion
Ranboo: Hey Phil I just lost some dude's sister in a boiler explosion
Tubbo: Hey Phil I just installed this faulty boiler
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correctdsmpquotes · 1 year
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tommy: i’ve got so much bread on my trousers but not enough bread in my heart.
wilbur: what does that mean? what- what does that mean?
tommy: i’ll send a photo in the chat.
wilbur: i’m not looking at your bread trousers!
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hoimycraft · 1 month
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Josie: Foggy, scream, NOW
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glsneeg-enthusiast · 7 months
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charlie-eppes-blog · 9 months
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Austin: I'm cool, Sneeg! I'm THE coolest!
Austin: In fact I was once arrested for being too cool!
Sneeg: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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ranboobest · 9 months
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Its Tinkerbell!!
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OH MY GOD
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val-thomas · 2 years
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Sneegsnag, going on a tangent about how guns should be better controlled in america and all of the countries faults as a whole:
Me, eating cheerios in bed: yes pop off king
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mellointheory · 2 years
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too much head
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lilliancdoodles · 6 days
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FitMC quote book (feel free to add on) Inspired by @hepbaestus
"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"
"im not white im olive"
"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."
"im just a silly little bald boy"
"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)
"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"
“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”
"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"
"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil "you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit
"so much sussy Baka activity"
"I broke Jesus's face.."
"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"
"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"
"I love balls so much"
"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"
"Bad, take your shirt off"
"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"
"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"
"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"
"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"
"I need my gay support slug"
"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"
"My sexuality is wario"
"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"
“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”
"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"
"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"
"do emo kids still exist?"
"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"
"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"
"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"
"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"
"guuuuuuurl same"
"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."
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sp-ud · 11 months
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i think that one Showfall employee who got killed by Security bleeding while the one Ranboo stabbed spewed out wires might explain partially how Showfall can keep employees for years and years.
As the organic parts fail over time, likely due to a lack of maintenance as we see these guys are literally just frozen when there isn't a show to work on, they get replaced with electronic parts. The less organic parts a Showfall employee has, the longer they've been there.
The one killed by Security was a new "hire", while the one Ranboo stabbed had been working for ages now. It also matches what I remember about how Hetch described them, forget the exact quote but it was something like "They're human, or at least, they used to be" and other similar things.
Though, it does seem like Showfall has some way to fix people with more organic parts (or at least, stuff that looks more convincingly organic) with how Charlie was already back up and streaming in the hour or so between Ranboo last seeing him with his guts torn out (since episode 3 clearly picks up right where episode 2 ended)
I've also seen a few people throw out there the possibility of clones which is how both Charlie and Sneeg managed to bounce back so quickly, which I think is equally as plausible. They probably then do some sort of memory upload to the clone. Which I would say seems counter-productive but Hetch made it clear at the end that we were supposed to see all the reality breaks so...
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ariapmdeol · 11 months
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I just wanted to point out something relating to the three characters from the game on the genloss store
These are the quotes and colors of each character in the game (translated the binary)
Stranger (red): The Savior Friend (blue): The Taken Friend (green): The Villain
are these not just the roles that Sneeg and Charlie played in this episode?
Sneeg as the Blue friend, the "Taken" in which we first meet him after he's been kidnapped from elsewhere. He's LITERALLY taken prisoner, taken 'mentally' through the goop mind control
Charlie Slimecicle as the Green, the "Villain" of this episode along with its host. Defeated at the end.
The Stranger... Is the person on the Tapes, i assume? The "Savior" helping align things so that GL!Ranboo can break free from Showfall's (and our) control.
Also, this may not be relevant but... Am i supposed to recognize who plays the Tape person (Stranger)? Because I didn't, while I did recognize Sneeg and Charlie (Friends). This is more tangential evidence though, so we'll see if this thought bears merit.
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orbmanson7 · 11 months
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Thinking on generation loss and what we know so far
Idk what the twist is, what Showfall's motive is, but....
(spoilers below)
There's something so distinct in that in episode one, sneeg said he had refused to do slimecicle's cooking show and got locked up. That implies he's done this at least once. But slimecicle said in episode two that he ate the mousetrap game piece to survive, implying he's also been through this before. But since he was the villain of the first episode then a victim in the second, we can theorize that the villains are just as trapped here as the rest of them.
And then jerma proves that theory very plausible, because when sneeg gets gooped from the hat in episode two and seems to understand what's really happening, he tries to escape but gets brainwashed again. While this happens, Showfall intervenes and literally pauses everyone, including jerma. When they put the re-brainwashed sneeg back, we can see jerma is not completely frozen, he can see what's happening.
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He really is just like the rest of them, and his death coming immediately after he says he's been "doing this for 30 years" is very suspicious. But how did he get to this position? because I'm convinced he's trapped there, too, but forced to put on a show and torturing people and making up puzzles, because it keeps him in some level of power or it's what he has to do for Showfall.
I think that's what happened to slimecicle, too, but probably more recently. My worry now is for sneeg. Because slimecicle purposefully tried to 'corrupt' sneeg in episode one to fight ranboo, and then with sneeg getting brainwashed again after trying to escape in episode two, only for him to act in ways where he went along with whatever ranboo did and then purposefully stopped Austin and himself from surviving in order to let ranboo win in the end...
But if slimecicle and sneeg died in episode one but then were brought back in episode two, maybe jerma and all the other hostages who died in episode two might possibly still be alive?
My theory right now is that Showfall is trying to create entertainment and is basically pulling a hunger games (in that they're making survivors into gamemasters) and they are trying to inaugurate ranboo next... To do that, he's being mind controlled so he won't make his own decisions, which seems to have significantly increased in episode two as he's no longer receiving input from the audience and begins to just wander aimlessly and act more like an NPC. If he's susceptible, they could possibly change him from this 'hero' title to anything else, another victim, another villain, anything!
Someone (this Hetch person) is trying to prevent that from happening by hacking in and making ranboo see things for what they are. But I don't trust this guy, either, because we don't know his motives, not any more than Showfall's. Maybe giving the illusion of choice is the endgame, maybe this has been going on so long, Showfall controls too many aspects and one measly person hacking in to try to save one person isn't going to change anything because the company is too powerful already.
Or maybe that's the point? Maybe ranboo has to be The Hero and that means the audience sees him getting outside help, that means he has to have hope that he can win and somehow be free... But, again, much like the hunger games, all of that is about keeping them trapped inside.
Not to fucking remember slimecicle's old tales of the smp quote here but, well, like he told those characters... You were so busy running through the maze, you never stopped to look for the cracks.
I think ranboo did something on the outside that got him taken and put into this show. Maybe he tried to help and now he's mockingly being titled as 'the hero'.
Maybe it was his intention all along to get caught, but he didn't know what kind of technology Showfall was using on the contestants and now he has to rely on the one person hacking in to try to get him out.
Or maybe this is just what happens every time. And, like generation loss, this show started out so simple, but it's degraded and distorted so much over time, it's unrecognizable and everyone involved has to be brainwashed to continue participating because if they knew the truth, they'd be terrified....
Idk what the big twist to all this will be, but there are a lot of possibilities in store for us. Sunday should be fun.
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correctdsmpquotes · 1 year
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tommy: i’m going to take france.
phil: why?!
tommy: wait guys, is france west or east?
wilbur: france is west tommy.
tommy: BOOM!
sneeg: that wasn’t even west, that was literally east.
phil: i still have france.
tommy: oh, piss.
wilbur: tommy do you not know where france is?
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mads-is-tired · 11 months
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"ranboo, slimecicle and sneeg's trio name is rgb because of their Brand™ colours"
I love online content creators Ranboolive, Glimecicle and Bneegsnag!
i saw a variation of the quote in a comment on tiktok but was too afraid to reply but i also think i'm hilarious, no ill intentions towards the commenter
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slimecicle-updates · 10 months
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Charlie replied to Sneeg on twitter!
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A cropped screenshot of a tweet and quote retweet by The Dude @/Sneegsnag with a reply by Slimecicle @/Slimecicle.
Sneeg’s tweet reads “hmmmm”. Attached is a greyscale piece of art in icon format of Sneeg as a noir detective.
Sneeg’s quote retweet reads “Okay go find it, first video out whenever it’s ready so I’d put notifications on”. Attached is a cropped screenshot of a user profile called CrimeTime @/CrimeTimeREAL
Charlie’s reply reads “do you have any tips for getting away with it”.
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philza-updates · 2 years
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Phil replied to Sneeg on twitter!
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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Two Star | Wishlist Choo-Choo Charles! @/TwoStarGames that was quote retweeted by The Dude @/Sneegsmag with a reply by Ph1LzA @/Ph1LzA.
Two Star Games’ tweet reads “A horror game where you navigate an open-world island in an old train, upgrade it over time, and use it to fight an evil spider train named Charles. Wishlist Choo-Choo Charles on Steam to be notified when it releases on December 9, 2022! (Link in comments)”. Attached is an announcement trailer for the game, which includes a character named John, voiced by Sneegsnag.
Sneeg’s quote retweet reads “Wow whoever voiced John is so cool”.
Phil’s reply reads “THATS MY SUBSTITUTE WHITE BOY”.
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