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#so they are allowed to do it but not say it šŸ¤”šŸ˜­
misspoetree Ā· 2 years
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I'm sorry but the fact that they went with "Geez!" for the subtitles in that scene is the funniest shit ever to me.
Like, look at their faces, they're about to be blown to pieces by a hand grenade!
Let the boys swear, ffs! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€
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landograndprix Ā· 10 months
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where your heart truly lies āœ¾ l.n - II
ā§ in which you and lando are not together, right?
ā§ part one ā€“ next part
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y/nusername Santori with my favorite muppet šŸŒž
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maxmaxmax how does it feel to live my dream? šŸ˜­
y/nnation hope you have fun bestie <3
landosgfuser have fun! šŸ˜Š
y/nlovemax Arianna what are you doing here? šŸ˜­
daisieee lando's girlfriend in y/n her comments? What has the world become?
lanlan so this means they're good, we can stop being dramatic
fewtnorris where's maximilian?
y/nusername had to leave him with the babysitter
fewtnorris understandable, he's a hand full
hannaaa so we're just gonna pretend you didn't get caught getting real cozy with a guy in a relationship? šŸ¤”
julieeeexo fr always knew she'd be a homewrecker
ynapologist lando's gf literally commented, I'm pretty sure they're good..
yourbestfrienduser šŸŒŠ šŸ–
landonorris thought I was your favorite?
y/nusername nah you're a close second
nnorrissfour break up with your gf if you want to continue this clown show man :/
riayn just some banter between friends my god relax šŸ’€
nnorrissfour sure whatever floats your boat love..
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y/nusername thank you ferrari for inviting me and the gremlin, had a blast this weekend ā¤ļø
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iveneverlookessogood girl you need to be in the garage every single race..you bring luck, never did I think a 1-2 would be possible for ferrari šŸ˜­
leclerc_16 did ferrari invite you or charles? šŸ‘€
hotchilissinz exactly because I don't think ferrari arranged having lunch with Charles infront of the hospitality
leclerc_16 kinda sus if you ask me..
tifosired hey god, it's me again..
sainzleclerc time to become an influencer so I get invited to Grand prix too :((
landonorris wrong team but okay
y/nusername red's my new favorite color
landonorris šŸ˜”
norrisbob now you made him sad, say sorry šŸ˜”
charlielec Charles and y/n is such a random duo..
ynnorris lads she got invited by ferrari it doesnā€™t mean there's anything going on with Charles an y/n.
zhou_ey you're right, maybe she's here for carlos šŸ‘€
fewtrelllando sis really said i can't have lando might as well switch teams and man šŸ’€
charles_leclerc red really suits you šŸ˜‰
ferraripain CHARLES DON'T DO THIS TO ME
faby/n what is going on in the house of commons?
sharl16 Charles this one belongs to norris, get your own girl šŸ˜‰
yukisan are you not allowed in the McLaren garage anymore? šŸ˜­
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taglist ; @honethatty12 @alilstressyandlotdepressy @spideyspeaches
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sugawarassoulmate Ā· 1 year
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suck her titty standing up gdhjsksl NOW IT'S GIVING BOSS BABY LMAOOO. Imagine CEO Kenma doing paperwork and he's like "pen" "pen." "paper" "paper" "titty" and u go over and pop one in his mouth šŸ˜­. Also can I be šŸ¤” anon if you don't already have one? Idk why im so taken by this concept jdjsksk
NOT BOSS BABY LMAOOO
CEO!kenma having a "meeting" every day at 2pm but really it's him calling you into his office so he can suck on your tits and destress.
"i need to get back to work," you sigh, fingers untying the band in kenma's hair so you can play with the loose locks.
"i'm literally your boss," kenma says, not even allowing your nipple to fully leave his mouth. "you go back to work when i tell you..."
it's hard to really argue with that šŸ„“
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IM CONFUZZLED HOW IS JAMIL A CHUUNIBYOU HSHSHS
[Referencing this post!]
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He justā€¦ is šŸ˜­
A chuunibyou (in general) is defined by having grandiose delusions, desperately wanting to stand out, and being convinced that they have hidden knowledge/powers. They act like know-it-alls and constantly look down on others, believing themselves to be more special or deserving than their peers. A lot of this applies to Jamilā€™s behavior (albeit the ā€œpowersā€ part is more literal since TWST is a world with magic):
While itā€™s not outright stated that he has delusions of grandeur, it can be inferred from how Jamil is shown to frequently be inner monologuing or plotting revenge schemes in which he triumphs over others. (The schwarma plot in Beans Day, expositing that he would want to embarrass someone so hard they can never face the light of day again in his Platinum Jacket vignettes, book 4 itself, etc.)
Heā€™s frustrated that he has to pretend to be mediocre and isnā€™t allowed to show his ā€œtrueā€ power level. Jamil has this overall ā€œhumble bragā€ quality to him; he wants his abilities to be recognized, but feels held back from doing it because of his responsibilities to the Asim family, so heā€™s left in a position where he has to talk himself down and deny his skills.
In Jamilā€™s case, he is actually more talented than some of his peers (ie Kalim in grades, in singing, etc). The issue is that he also underestimates other peers. For example, in book 6, Jamil initially remarks that he thinks Leona is a spoiled prince who needs to rely on Jamil for protection (since Jamil is so used to Kalim needing him).
Again, in book 6, Leona points out to Jamil that heā€™s constantly looking down on others and thinking of himself as better than them. In actuality, Leona points out, everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses and can play those to their advantage. What Jamil is doing instead is just stewing about how heā€™s better than everyone and being mad at nothing instead of acknowledging those differences as diverse assets. Itā€™s that narrow-mindedness and egocentrism that plays into the chuunibyou archetype.
Some of the lines Jamil says come from such an emotionally repressed place that they feel like silly extremes compared to his usual calm, rational persona. This gives dialogue like ā€œWHOOPEE!!ā€ and ā€œphenomenal cosmic powerā€ a chuuni quality to them. (Idia even calls him one in Jamilā€™s Platinum Jacket vignettes, although this is because Jamil is quoting a line from the Sorcerer of the Sands.)
This face alone says enough heā€™s cringe/j šŸ¤”
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dreamii-yume Ā· 1 year
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Hello! ā™„ļøŽ
I am BACK with another underrated Japanese Yandere Audio Drama ASMR recommendation for yā€™all~! Because this is all Iā€™ve been doing in my spare time, I have no goddamn excuses on why I havenā€™t been posting much šŸ¤” This, my friends, is the reason why Iā€™m so damn inactive these days lol BUT HEYā€”Please donā€™t go šŸ„ŗ This one is a real fucking gem, Darlingsā€”I donā€™t understand why it has so little views on Youtube because it has everything I wanted in my hornii. Thereā€™s the plot, the smut (Itā€™s not very explicit as to a full-on fucking, because Youtubeā€”Just a few lewd lip sounds, thatā€™s all šŸ«£ But thatā€™s all I needed to get the neurons working) and thereā€™s kinda some angst in there(?)
Anyway, itā€™s an hour-long! šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļø I was so happy after I was done listening to it and kinda speechless ngl ā˜ ļø I dug hard for this gem and Iā€™m not about to gatekeep anyone from finding it and sharing the experience (dont ask how i stumbled upon this one though, you dont wanna know how much ive been scrolling on youtube to find this, my friends šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļø)
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Itā€™s a Yandere Audio Drama that is simply titled ā€œNya-chanā€ šŸ«£ Ominously adorable title, but itā€™ll make sense as you listened to it. As always, it doesnā€™t have an english translation as of now which is extremely unfortunate because I think a lot of people wouldā€™ve appreciated this more if it doesā€”BUT THATā€™S WHY IM HERE EVERYONE šŸ‘€šŸ‘‹
So, if you donā€™t mindā€”Allow me to spoil you all with what happened with a ā€œbriefā€ summary of it all ā™„ļøŽ (EDIT : THIS IS A LIE IVE BEEN WRITING THIS FOR TWO HOURS) BUT I STILL WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS ART PERSONALLY, the voice actor really did a great job with it šŸ˜­ check them out, seriously.
Warning : Implied Non-Con | Implied Dub-Con | Implied Stockholm Syndrome | NTR
Kinda got way too into ā€œtranslatingā€/ā€œexplainingā€ this one scene by scene soā€”Itā€™s very chaotic, so that might get annoying so just a heads up lol
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The story starts off with You (The listener UwU) meeting your fianceā€™s little brother for the first time and because you want to be a good future Sister-in-Law, you wanted to spend time and bond with him by partaking in his hobbies. Heā€™s an engineer of some kind, and it seems like heā€™s a talented cook as well because when he found out that youā€™re hungry, he made you some pasta šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļøYou praised him, but he says youā€™re overreacting cause itā€™s just pasta lol heā€™s clearly embarrassedā€”He sounded like wanted to say something else (Probably wanting to cook more for you if you want āœØšŸ‘€šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ) but his brother comes in and interrupted him.
Under his breath, he says ā€œWhy does he have to be here of all timesā€ which makes me think that this may not be the first time he knew of usā€¦Or he justā€”yā€™know got attached that quick. (It really wasnā€™t specified šŸ˜­ or I mightā€™ve just missed it somewhere šŸ¤”) But ANYWAY, THE NEXT DAYā€”
You both met again, and heā€™s surprised that see you and where you work at because itā€™s close to his (?) You pointed out his office clothes, and he thought you were making fun of him, but was pleasantly surprised to hear you say that he looks good in it and he thanks you for it. Flustered, he changes the subject and ask where your fiance may be because he couldnā€™t get hold of him latelyā€”It seems like heā€™s working overtime and he feels kinda bad that youā€™re going to eat dinner alone, so he sighs and invites you over to his place so he can make you something. Heā€™s a real tsundere at this point of the audio drama, which was very cute lol But he seems like he has a soft-spot for you, because once he saw how you really look like you want to try his cooking again, he caved in quick lmao
At his home, he sarcastically praises your appetite and was impressed by the fact that youā€™re able to act so close woth him, despite only meeting for the few times lmao we have no shame. Your only reason was because you see him as youā€™re own younger brother too, and he only hums and scolds you more lol Even though he sounds like heā€™s all annoyed with you, he still encourages you to still eat more and stop complaining ā˜ ļø He says he can guarantee the taste but plating is not his strongest forte lol
Then, he suddenly asks if youā€™re gonna contact your fiance anytime soon about this and it seems like you didnā€™t plan to do thatā€”In which he scolds you again and say that you should, because he (your fiance) might think itā€™s weird. Again, you told him itā€™s fine because youā€™re only hanging out with him like how a big sister would with her younger brotherā€¦Here, we can hear that hint of disappointment in his voice as he whispers to himself, ā€œā€¦So you donā€™t see me as a man then.ā€
Of course, you didnā€™t quite hear what he says and asks if he can repeat that, but he says itā€™s nothing and went back to pressure you to continue eating because the food is getting cold.
After a while, you finally finished eating and he praises you for itā€¦Also teasing you for looking so happy about it too along the way. He scolds you about learning how to cook for yourself sometimes, because you sound like you know what good food tastes like lol You told him thatā€”Yeah, maybe from now on, in which he commented that you sound like someone prolonging their diet for tomorrow ā˜ ļø and thatā€™s the kind of person who usually donā€™t succeed on what they planned ā˜ ļø someone calm this man down jesus christ, i did not to be called out like that ā˜ ļø You asked him if he could teach you instead, but he refuses because he said he was self-taught and canā€™t teach for shit, so he tells you to learn it by yourself. Damn bro.
Then, this is where he shifts the conversation towards you insteadā€”He asks where you and his brother met, in which you replied with the Cat CafĆ© he often visits and Yandere-kun doesnā€™t seem surprised lol His brother often invites him there, but he always refuses because heā€™s not good with crowdsā€”Though he likes catsā€¦AGAIN WITH THE WHISPERING he says ā€œā€¦If only I went with him at that time.ā€ ā€œMaybe I couldā€™ve met you earlier than him.ā€ BOI šŸ‘
You asked him what heā€™s whispering about, and he denies saying anything like he always does and asked you to continue your love story with his brother. It seems like you met his brother when he was at his clumsiest, accidentally scaring a cat, and the cat made a mess, so you got angry with him. Because of that, you both met a second time for him to help you clean up, and things escalated from thereā€”
Idk, Yandere-kun keeps saying wow that sounds like something out a mangaā€”All sounds like heā€™s impressed and shit but I have a feeling that heā€™s so annoyed somehow lmao He sounds dead inside ā˜ ļø He says something about it all probably being a ā€œmiracle of loveā€ lmao He sounds so insulting about it šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļø
He asks why you fell in love with his brother, like whatā€™s so good about him? And you answered ā€œThe way he seems so silly, but is actually very reliableā€ or somethingā€”and somehow, he knew and understood that it had to be that reason too because he, too, knew what his brotherā€™s strongest point isā€¦Though, he didnā€™t know that girls likes those kinds of men too. He proceeds to slander you for having simple tastes ā˜ ļø lmao
The conversation then starts to shift towards himself as he slowly begins to reveal how he feels inferior compared to himā€”Since his brother seems to have everything, while heā€™s just there on the shadows. You took notice of this and assured him that, at the very least, heā€™s still very kind. Heā€™s flustered, embarrassed, scratches his head as he appreciates you for saying that.
ā€¦But HOO BOI THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTINGā€”You then asked something about him, wondering if he, too, has someone he likes romantically. He was surprised to hear that actually, hesitates, but turns serious and says, ā€œYesā€¦Yes, I do have one.ā€
ā€œSheā€™s very bright, kind, and a handful. Sheā€™s older than me, but so unreliable that I just canā€™t leave her alone.ā€ He sounds incredibly embarrassed. ā€œShe eats the food I make with a big smile on her faceā€¦and it makes me really happy.ā€
But he suddenly sounds solemn. ā€œā€¦But that person is getting married next month, and Iā€™m still in shock.ā€ He laughs a little, but he sounds so sad šŸ„ŗ ā€œI kept thinking, why is it not me? Maybe if I have met her earlier, maybe that couldā€™ve been me by her side.ā€
ā€œWhy do I have to meet her when itā€™s all too lateā€¦? Itā€™s really unfair.ā€ šŸ„²
ā€œBut you know whatā€™s worse?ā€ He starts getting a little weird like he just fucking gave up on trying to hide his feelings lmao ā€œThe one that, that person is getting married toā€¦is actually my own older brother. So, I donā€™t know what to do about that.ā€
OF COURSE, THAT SOUNDS SUS AF so, as an act of defending yourself against the awkwardness, you stood up from your seat and about to fuck off to oblivion, when he stops you like ā€œWait, hold upā€”Please, donā€™t leave šŸ„ŗā€ He admits that he was frustrated on the fact that people view you and your fiance as this sort of ā€œfated coupleā€, and it makes him sick. It feels like his brother got something he wanted and once again, he lost. Yandere-kun admits that he doesnā€™t have that many friends, nor does he have a girlfriend himself, so itā€™s always his brother who gets all the attention. The expectation that was supposed to be his was given to his brother himself, so he hated how itā€™s happening again with you this timeā€¦and it feels like the universe is forcing him to give up on everything for his brother.
ā€œā€¦But why do you have to be so nice to me?ā€œ It turns out he was actually trying to give up on pursuing you too, but it hurts because he doesnā€™t want toā€”Since youā€™re so nice to him, you spend time with him, and had praised him more than anyone hasā€¦But you only see him as a younger brother and not as a man. He felt like you asking if he has anyone he likes was the final straw, and he couldnā€™t help but laugh. He comments how insensitive you are šŸ˜­ Like having no self-awareness and all that shit man
But he knew that you were only trying to bond with him only because you want to have a good, healthy relationship with your soon-to-be Brother-in-Lawā€¦But thatā€™s when he finally snaps and how thatā€™s never gonna happen, ā€œFrom the very first time we met, Iā€™ve only seen you as a woman more than anyone else.ā€ So, he will never see you as just Sister-in-Law, he loves you too much.
He was surprised himself to know how weak he actually is, because just thinking of you was this fucking painful and heā€™s pissed that he canā€™t even help himselfā€¦and embraces you, finally being able to touch you freely, and commenting on how nice you smell like.
ā€œHeyā€¦How do you think I can be freed from this pain?ā€œ ā€œHow do you think am I supposed to give up on you?ā€ Because he doesnā€™t want to give up on you, he wants you to fall in love with him as well and asks if thatā€™s really such a bad thing.
Perhaps a little freaked out, you began to call your fianceā€™s name instinctively but he scolds you, ā€œPleaseā€¦donā€™t call anyoneā€™s name but mine right now.ā€ AND FUCKING SOFT KISSES YOU. He demands you to say his name, and when you hesitantly didā€”Heā€™s on cloud-nine, asks you to repeat it again and again, and again as he KISSES YOU EVERYTIME.
ā€œI canā€™tā€¦I canā€™t take it anymore, come here.ā€
You obviously resists as he takes you somewhere, and he šŸ˜­ kinda politely asks you to stop struggling because he doesnā€™t want to be rough with you lmao He wants you to listen to him as he continues to force you to make-out with him (with slightly aggressive moaning, mind you ā˜ ļø) and keeps on obsessively (desperately) telling you that he loves you as if that shit was going to change anything lol but wellā€”who knows šŸ‘€ foreshadowing, am i right Also he tells you that you shouldnā€™t hold your voice because he wants to ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ļ½’you loud and clear, so just keep on paying attention to him and heā€™ll make you feel good ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)
THEN THE AUDIO FADES BECAUSE YOUTUBE šŸ«  But itā€™s assumed that whether itā€™s forcefully (which is VERY MUCH likely lol) or not, he manages to get his way with you through the night šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļøMfcker even has the audacity to ask for permission, but I donā€™t think he wouldā€™ve cared if you had said no lmao ā˜ ļø
The next day (?) comes, or maybe itā€™s still night idk itā€™s not really specified BUT AFTER SEGGSY SESSION, he asks if it hurt (BITCH)ā€”He proceeded to apologize, like seriously apologizedšŸ§Žā€ā™€ļøEven he didnā€™t know why he resorted to forcefully taking you, despite knowing that itā€™s wrong. But whenever he thinks about how youā€™re going to be his brotherā€™s wife soon, all he sees is redā€¦He keeps apologizing and says he really doesnā€™t mean it and understands if you wonā€™t be able to forgive him anytime soon.
ā€¦Perhaps you were guilty about the fact that you unknowingly lead his feelings on by being close to him too, you apogized in which he denies immediatelyā€”Saying you didnā€™t do anything wrong, and that everything is on him.
To compensate, you suggested to just simply forget everything that happened until nowā€”But Yandere-kun doesnā€™t quite agree with that solution. ā€œā€¦Am I supposed to just forget about something that made me so happy?ā€ He says he canā€™t do that, but realizes that he was being selfish again and apologized as he begrudingly agreed to do just that. ā€œI guess itā€™s better than you reporting me to the police.ā€ He said, itā€™s the least that he can do.
ā€œIā€™llā€¦Iā€™ll forget about what happenedā€¦Definitely. But just for this moment, will you stay with me?ā€ You somehow agreed, and he hugs you tightā€”Whispering yet another apology.
Some time later after what happened, I guessā€¦Oh, and itā€™s getting closer to your wedding day PFFT He calls you through the phone, and he was surprised that you answeredā€”Heā€™s sorry for calling you, but he says his brother is at his place and has something he needed your help with, so he asks if you want to eat lunch with themā€¦But he understands if you donā€™t want to, since itā€™ll be awkward with him there after what happened. But you agreed anyway, ā€œAre you sure?ā€ He asks, but says heā€™ll be waiting for you then eventually.
He welcomes you to his home, and itā€™s not really explained hereā€”But you were surprised to see him, maybe because he looks horribly depressed šŸ˜­ He tells you to just go inside and sit your ass down lol You ask where your brother is and he says he went to the convenience store to buy something and heā€™ll be back soon (doubt) and AGAIN he apologizes for what happened between the two of you, which makes me think that heā€™s really reflecting on his actions and Iā€™m just being a little bitch about it ā˜ ļø He said heā€™s gotten better at controlling his feelings now, and swears to you that it wonā€™t happen again (DOUBT)
You assured him, and he finally sounds happy omg He admits that he was sad the past few days because he thought you wonā€™t be able to talk to him againā€”But seeing you right now, talking to him, and reassuring him made him so glad that heā€™s wrong šŸ„¹ Heā€™s very grateful and you jokingly tell him he sounds strange compared to before.
He kinda agrees with that and admits that he loved you too much before, and every time he remembers the things he says and did, it made him incredibly embarrassed lol Though he feels better now, since he doesnā€™t usually have this kind of gloomy personality, so heā€™s fine now šŸ™ƒ
ā€¦He then suggests to play a game, while waiting for his brother to come back šŸ™ƒ A very simple, easy game šŸ™ƒ Just close your eyes, hold out both your arms, listen to what heā€™s saying, and focus which hand is holding yoursā€”Left or right šŸ™ƒ ļ¼³ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½Œļ½…ļ¼Œć€€ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‡ļ½ˆļ½”ļ¼Ÿ šŸ™ƒ
If you win, heā€™ll congratulate you on your weddingā€”Buy you whatever present you wantā€¦ā€What if you win?ā€ You askedšŸ§Žā€ā™€ļøAnd this mfcker just went ā€œWhat? Donā€™t tell me youā€™re worried that Iā€™m gonna make you do something weird or something?ā€ He laughs and strictly told you to just close your eyes alreadg lol He keeps praising you like youā€™re a kid and assures you that heā€™s moved on šŸ™ƒ So you donā€™t have to worry anymore šŸ™ƒ That from now on, heā€™s going to be your little brother like you always wanted šŸ™ƒ and itā€™s not like heā€™ll be able to do anything weird when his brother can come home anytime lol
The amount of (doubt) I had was immaculate when listening to this for the first time, darlingsā€”Can you tell ā˜ ļø He says if he wonā€¦Heā€™ll let you cook dinner next time, cause heā€™s sick of always being in-charge of the cooking and wants to try your cooking this time.
So, then the game beginsā€¦Or not lol Heā€™s still preparing, and the first thing he does? Obviouslyā€”Gets as close as he possibly can towards your right ear because itā€™s ā€œnecessaryā€ lmao This man ainā€™t slick ā˜ ļø Obviously, youā€™re a bit uncomfortable with that, but he says that if you give up now before anything has even started, you wonā€™t get a wedding present from him lol ā€œDonā€™t worry, it only tickles at the start. Youā€™ll get used to it soon.ā€ AND THEN THE GAME ACTUALLY BEGINS LMAO ARE YOU READY???
Close your eyes, repeats the rules about your hands and heā€”He begins to fucking BLOW on your ears ā˜ ļø This was fucking tingly af ngl, not something to listen to whilst the dead of the night because itā€™s actually relaxing af jesus christā€¦ANYWAY, HEā€™S SEDUCING YOU BTW.
He bites, sucks, and licks on your ear, encouraging your body temperature to go up and proceeds to ļ½‡ļ½ļ½“ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½‡ļ½ˆļ½” you into thinking that thereā€™s ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong nor suggestive with what heā€™s doing, nu-uh šŸ« šŸ«  Itā€™s all part of the challenge of the game, he says and your ears are just sensitive lmao He commentates on what heā€™s doing too omg ā€œMy tongue is going deep inside your ear.ā€ EAR PORN HITS DIFFERENT NOW, DOESNT IT ā˜ ļø
This sussy moment continues on for the next few minutesā€”But like, as itā€™s happening, you can hear some reallyā€¦ominous sounds of something shuffling in the background like someone rummaging for something and like ??? Obviously youā€™re curious and FINALLYā€”He asks which hand is holding yours right nowā€¦You answered correctly, and he proudly tells you to open your eyes for a job well-done and BOOM.
Youā€™ve been handcuffed šŸ¤”
He cut off every sensory you could possibly have at that moment just to distract you from noticing what he was doing. ā€œI tricked you? No, that was all part of the game.ā€ You probably started raising your voice, but he shushes youā€”Telling you to shut up, because heā€™s going to make you feel good again ā˜ ļø GETS ME EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT LMAO Ladies, remember that all men do is lie šŸ˜” (sigh)
He sounds WAY different than who he was before, which makes me think that he was only acting weak, because he sounds assertive now as he drills lewd words right into your head. ā€œWhoā€™s in front of you right now? Say my name.ā€ But you call for help, called your fianceā€™s name instead. He shushes you gently and corrects your mistakeā€¦but asks you again, ā€œWhoā€™s touching you right now? Itā€™s me, isnā€™t it?ā€
Maybe you didnā€™t answer, to scared to say anythingā€”So, he reassures you by instilling you with his own twisted logic : ā€œDonā€™t worry too much about my brother.ā€ He says, like the devil on your shoulder. ā€œYou havenā€™t been officially married yet, so itā€™s fine. Youā€™re not doing anything wrong.ā€
ā€œYou, me, or my brother. Weā€™re not doing anything wrong.ā€ He says, he sounds like he has a smile on his face as he continues to brainwash you into doing the wrong thing. ā€œā€¦So, say my name. Look at me and only me, because youā€™re the only one I can see.ā€
ā€œFall in love with me.ā€
ā€œItā€™s fine. Youā€™re not doing anything wrong.ā€
ā€œNothing at all.ā€
He kisses you a few more times, to give further validity with what heā€™s saying and at this point, I think youā€™re slowly giving upā€”Because thereā€™s really nothing else you can do but accept it. He convinces you that his kisses feels good, and that you loved being kissed with tongueā€”and with your feeble, slowly-getting-fucked-out mind, you begin to agree with everything he says. So, he promises you that he can make you feel even better.
ā€œIā€™ll always be with you.ā€ He says, which had you confusedā€”So, he states the obvious, ā€œBecause Iā€™m going to be with you forever.ā€
ā€œArenā€™t you happy that thereā€™s someone in this world who loves you as much as I do?ā€
He suggest for the two of you to ā€œDo itā€ againā€”Your losing your focus, so he had successfully convinced you into saying that you want to do it tooā€¦He tells you that heā€™s happy that youā€™re thinking that way ā™„ļøŽ
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WEā€™RE ALMOST TO THE END GUYS PLEASE BEAR WITH ME, THIS IS AN HOUR-LONG AUDIO DRAMA BUT ITS SO GOOD.
After sexy time, the term ā€œNya-chanā€ has finally been addressed for the first time and it seems like while yā€™all weā€™re fucking, he was calling you that all this time. He wonders why he was calling you that tooā€”But he guessed that itā€™s because he had always seen you as a little selfish-bratty cat whenever youā€™re eating the food he makes, so he just ended up calling you ā€œNyaā€ as a nicknameā€¦Nya as in the Meow in Cat
He likes it, it feels special because heā€™s the only one who can call you thatā€”He repeats it over and over again and asks if he can call you that from now on. You agreed, so I guess thatā€™s your name from now on, Darling ā™„ļøŽšŸ‘‹ Nya-chan šŸ˜ŗ He feels so happy calling you that, itā€™s so special to him that he begins to cryā€”He loves Nya too muchšŸ§Žā€ā™€ļø
(My typing hand is dying)
The next dayā€”Someone is calling him and tells you to stay put. Itā€™s his workplace, it seems like they need him for something despite the fact that itā€™s his day-off lmao somethings never change huh šŸ˜­ Heā€™ll still go, but then he notices that youā€™re now standing in front of the entrance door, and he asks you if youā€™re going somwhereā€¦But you donā€™t you say anything, so he figured that you mightā€™ve been too afraid to stay here all by yourselfā€¦He steps closer to you, apologized for not noticing your worries earlierā€”But like, ā€œI was so happy when you told me that youā€™ll stay with me forever, so I just trusted that you wonā€™t leave.ā€
ā€œSorry, have you come to hate me now?ā€ He starts to get a little unhinged, like you triggered something in him, which quite frankly meansā€”That heā€™s becoming scary again ā˜ ļø ā€œā€¦Hey, did I do something wrong?ā€
ā€œYouā€™re notā€¦trying to run away, are you?ā€ He steps REALLY close, those footsteps sounds heavy and the little laugh on his voiceā€”Like you just said something really ridiculous and shows that heā€™s a little pissed šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļøDear Godā€¦ ā€œLetā€™s have a little talk, shall we?ā€œ
And he slams you to the fucking wall.
ā€œā€¦Thatā€™s not it, right? Youā€™re not trying to run away, right? You understand that, right?ā€ He bombards you with questions that I donā€™t even think youā€™re answering because heā€™s already convincing himself that you wonā€™t run away, because you love him, yknow? Why would you even think of something like that lolā€”Like the little delusional man he is ā˜ ļø He says heā€™s sorry for being suspicious, heā€™s just worried for his little Nya and thatā€™s on him. You never know whatā€™s out there.
ā€œIā€™m so, so goddamn worried that I might lose it once I imagine what will happen to you if you leave this room, Nya.ā€ Heā€™s sounding more and more deranged. ā€œHey, youā€™ll understand that, wonā€™t you? WONT YOU?ā€
He kisses you once again to prove how much he loves and cares about you, but goddamn heā€™s as yandere as one can get because even Iā€™m scared of how twisted this manā€™s bipolar-ass kind of love ā˜ ļø He continues to tell you all the things heā€™s scared of happening when you get out, like when another weird man comes in to sweep you off by the feet and he doesnā€™t want that šŸ˜­ Itā€™s like this man just completely erased the fact that you and his brother are engaged and would actually be getting married in a few days lol Guess that ainā€™t happening anytime soon now ā˜ ļø
ā€œNya wouldnā€™t want that to happen to you too, right?ā€œ He baby-talks you, plays with your mind and using this kind of manipulative-guilt-tripping shit going on. He even goes threatning her by saying how even he wonā€™t be able to touch her again if youā€™ve become tainted by othersā€”And in turn, no one will. So, he scares you into understanding his forceful and terrifying logicā€¦And heā€™s satisfied with what you become.
He apologizes for being rough before, for almost giving you a goddamn concussion lmao Because damn heā€™s well-aware that heā€™s losing his mind, and the fact that youā€™re the only saving grace he has, he will do his damn best to keep you by his sideā€”Whatever means necessary.
Another time-skip has passedā€”The next day came and he whispers good morning to you as youā€™re still chained down on the bed. He apologizes for it being tight (your wrists are probably fucked ngl) so, heā€™ll loosen them up a little but make sure you donā€™t run away, okay šŸ‘šŸ‘ Heā€™ll be looking at you through the camera (!?) so donā€™t do anything sus, okay šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļø sorry i love this voice drama so much
Then, someone rang the doorbellā€”So, Yandere-kun very gently (INTIMIDATINGLY) tells you to not be too loud as he went to go see who it isā€¦Has a few conversation about that person, acting like heā€™s a normal human-being there for a second and soonā€”He comes back to you and you asked who it was. He said it was no one important, just the landlordā€¦looking for a lost cat.
ā€œā€¦I sure hope they find it soon.ā€
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ā€œBRIEF SUMMARYā€ MY ASSā€”Sorry, I had too much fun translating and commentating on this lmao ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. Iā€™m sure there were a few error in this, but likeā€”I wish I have the general knowledge down at least so that you could understand what happened šŸ¤” Apologies for that lol
Please listen to the actual audio drama, itā€™s free on youtubeā€”I swear itā€™s a different experience with voice on. It changed my life fr 恠恄恍悊ASMR is a hidden diamond in the rough, why is no one talking about them šŸ˜© Iā€™m gonna go listen to more of their content, and Iā€™ll share some with you all if I find something more interesting to translate and commentate on lol šŸ‘€ chaotically, if yā€™all are into that haha
Also, I love how someone can portrait a yandere like thisā€”A yandere that doesnā€™t rely too much on violence and I love the fact that heā€™s not just the typical sadistic type of Yandere, yknow? šŸ˜­ Like heā€™s just some poor pathetic bastard who fell in love with the wrong person, at the wrong timeā€”So, you canā€™t help but kinda feel bad for him ā˜ ļø PEOPLE TAKE NOTES.
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mrhowells Ā· 1 year
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Smallville 4x02 *chanting* clois clois clois cloisss
Why are they psychoanalyzing each other already lmaoooo
that's some quality yeetingšŸ˜Œ
First of all, MOTHER. Second, imagine being able to pull off that orange jacket, I could never
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"Lois!!šŸ˜³šŸ˜Ø" The queen doing queen shit while Clark is just standing there clutching his pearls, THEE DYNAMIC
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Why is her dad so extra thošŸ’€
I'm having so much fun right nowwwwšŸ¤— Have I mentioned that I love Lois? Because I love her a lot
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Clark being super upfront with his parents never stops warming my heartšŸ„¹
name a more entertaining duo I'll wait
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both Lana and Clark seem quite different from season 3, it's almost jarring
PLSSS imagine if he was wrongšŸ’€šŸ’€
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Women supporting women, we love to see itšŸ˜Œ
an understatement if I've ever heard onešŸ’€
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"The awkward tension is just getting started." Lois I love you
I'm memeing the hell out of this episode just so you know
"I can see why you're in love with her." *the bisexual Lois agenda*
Clark: "Look you're really not the person I wanna talk to about this."
Clark, 5 seconds later: "So here's what happened-"
she looks so pretty here it's insane actually
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"To keep an eye on me, is that it, boss?" ugh the way she says that is so hot don't ask me why
"My heart isn't exactly what it used to be." They keep reminding me and I hate itšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Clark is having some unpleasant flashbacks right nowšŸ¤”
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watching Lionel get stabbed like whatever, he'll survivešŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Anyway, back to what I was saying-
askajskajsak the old geezeršŸ’€šŸ˜­
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the love of my life everyone
"I don't know how you ever survived without me." I feel like she's saying that to me but also YES, Lois saving Clark since day onešŸ‘šŸ‘ (flash forward to Loisidiedwhenyouleft he literally CANNOT survive without her I'm-)
blessšŸ„¹
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He's like gimme credit I did good work too Lois acknowledge meeeešŸ„ŗ
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Chloe's like can y'all stop making prolonged eye contact I almost got murdered and I wanna go homešŸ‘€
šŸ™šŸ•ÆManifesting Lionel in prison and out of commission for as many episodes as possiblešŸ•ÆšŸ™
Jonathan defending Lex while Clark won't have it? Oh, how the turntables...
"It's funny isn't it? After everything we've been through, I thought it would take us longer to get over it." OOUCH
"Us?" He's like in what universe-
"Yeah, you and Lois."
"Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck up, she's rude. I can't stand her."
Clark Kent, you beautiful beautiful clownšŸ¤” Look at the face this mf made when he said the first part, "she's bossyšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜"
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"Do you believe in destiny?" "I don't want to."
yeaaah he really doesn'tšŸ˜¬
The more Lex emotionally controls the situation when he's with Lionel, the less threatening Lionel is. Really makes you realize that he only has as much power as Lex allows him to have, if Lex stops caring (which I don't think he ever fully will but I digress), Lionel becomes irrelevant. Even if he still managed to outsmart Lex in whatever way, as long as Lex just shrugs it off like "Whatever old man, smart move I guess." any victory on Lionel's end really loses its impactšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
I still want to know how old Jason is btwšŸ‘€
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kentopedia Ā· 3 months
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girl that anon was so weird, you didn't even say anything bad about the moot who blocked you so idk why they had their panties in a twist šŸ¤” ig people aren't allowed to have human emotions now šŸ’€
anons are so wild these days. this entire situation is very weird, i got another ask this morning and now iā€™m just so confused šŸ˜­ but iā€™m just going to move on from it. i felt that my post was more of a comment about me maybe doing something wrong or annoying people since itā€™s happened more than once now. i genuinely cannot think of a time iā€™ve subposted besides saying oh man i got blocked that sucksā€¦ so iā€™m not sure where their comment about that came from. and the fact that iā€™ve recently mentioned being anxious irl and took a week off tumblr bc of it ā€¦ and then they used that as an insult against me, when i have never shied away from responding to hate or anon asks on here ā€¦ honestly just a low blow LMFAO
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NAUURRRRR I SAW THIS, AND KO YOU JUST HAVE TO SUFFER WITH ME šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ MichaelRikaKaiBanks bonus i swear im not lying, please be angry with me šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤”. L*nk on twitter/ x:
https://x.com/mytinyfighter/status/ 1702017261370851814?s=61
Just delete the space between / and 7.
I hope there'll never be a willemmy alexaydin istg šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ngl i kinda pd now
Ohhh someone told me about this! Thank you so much for sending it to me. Congratulations, you get a live reaction.
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Wait... EmoryWill? D-do they not know Willemmy? Do they not use Willemmy? Willemmy is such a cute name for the pair/ship and honestly much cuter than the other couples'. I'm not being biased, this is fact.
EmoryWill. I'm already mad.
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They're what? No. No. Rika is not the most hated. We hate how you interject her in scenes she's not needed. And I've never gotten anything but love for Banks.
Although, I do get a lot of Rika hate in my message box. I never get Banks hate. What are they talking about????
What side of the fandom are they interacting with?
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How does everyone know about the steam room? I remember someone coming in on them but it's really gotten around like this that even in their own club, a "young woman" feels bold enough to sass Rika? And Rika has to keep "her chin up" like what? Are you embarrassed suddenly? Can't handle someone sassing you? Have you grown up at all, Rika?
And why is this girl allowed back if she's been given bloody noses before, probably for trying to insult Banks? Clearly, she's not there to learn so maybe they recommend they find a different club, hmm?
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And Banks comes in with the logic. This is actually good for me because I've framed Banks differently in my head. So, for a clearer idea of her, I appreciate this.
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I can't. I just.
It's not the overwhelming "Rika is perfect and beloved" narrative. Don't get it wrong. It's the way in contradicts the way I've framed them in my head (which, again, we've established is way off anyway so I don't know why I'm so annoyed). But I want them to all be all the same level. Why is it that Em and Alex and Will and Winter all love Rika, but Banks doesn't feel that same love from them?
In short, this is not the "chosen family" vibe I wanted. And now I'm mad. And sad. I'm Smad.
Let's see what else is in this box of fun, shall we?
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Of course it was! He didn't practice abstinence before he met you. He had plenty of practice that had nothing to do with Rika.
I don't like her jealousy. Where's my logical Banks? *checks under a rock*
"It's been sitting between us." No, Banks. It's been sitting on you. No one else cares.
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Does this mean Emory's safe??? I don't have to worry about random scenes popping up to ruin my ideas of her?
oh wait. you're right. Alex and Aydin are still waiting in the wings for their chance to steal the spotlight.
And on one hand, I get where Rika is coming from regarding Kai. On the other hand her saying things like "I don't think about Kai" and "Don't bring him up again" feels rude. Like dude, what he'd do to you? As far as I know, he's always been nice to you. You should think about him. I mean, respect that he has a wife and don't objectify him. But like... have nice thoughts about the guy.
I don't have to have nice thoughts about him. But I'm mad on Em's behalf.
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I really wish this was the end of it. I wish it ended here with Banks agreeing but letting know Rika she doesn't mind and then they leave as friends with a deeper understanding of each other. Yay.
Knowing Michael (which, again... I don't), he probably got a little kick when talking to Kai, knowing that Rika wanted Banks more than him. He also probably kept it a secret because it fixed the relationship between him and Kai. No reason to be jealous of his best friend when his wife doesn't even want him.
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She's what...? What kind of family is this????? Ten years and she's never had a reason to call Michael?
Michael starts talking and I immediately retch. That's horrible.
Well... that was something. I kind of feel bad for Kai. Is it just me, or does the line "trying to sort out his feelings" seem like he's not all that into it? I mean, of course he is because PD created him to be, but like... doesn't sound like someone who was positive that what's happening is what he wants.
Anyway. Thanks, I think. I don't know why I'm so annoyed. I knew how this was going to go and yet...
I object to everything here. Just for the record.
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Carlos fans saying we are worried about the car because it could be Carlos opportunity to become n1 with
I mean ā€¦ if he beats Charles fair and square then go on make him number one and let him win. I would be sad for Charles but yes do it. If he had been in Charles position last year I would totally sacrifice Charles for him. Oh wait they did several times šŸ¤” they used Charles to cover RB strategies even when there was no threats. So maybe Charles n2 is not a bad idea after all.
The real thing here is that we know the car Carlos likes is not a winning car. Itā€™s a car that understeers and when he had to fight Max he could not do anything. That kind of car could maybe do something against the W13 or W14, but the benchmark is RB19. So what Iā€™m scared about is being content fighting for p3 to p4 when I want them to think about wining. We Ā“ve suffered from 19 to 21 with a mid car, I get it Carlos fans are happy because even when mid Ferrari is better than his previous teams (2020 aside) but guysā€¦ itā€™s supposed to be a top team now.
And also I enjoy great racing. I want to see beautiful quali laps, I want great fights on track. Iā€™m sorry but Charles provides that even when he struggles with the car ā€¦ Silverstone on hold hards šŸ¤© at least we have that from that shitty race. Carlos does not have those highs yet. Maybe he can, and I hope so this year.
You gagged him a bit I fear šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤
No but that's so true. You can be a decent midfield driver, but that doesn't necessarily translate to a performance at the front of the pack. I get that for him and his fans it must be exciting to even just have the opportunity to be regularly in contention for podiums and such, but you need someone with a bit more oomph to take on Max in a Newey rocketship and I don't think he's that guy šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Then again even if you compare their performance in the midfield things still don't look too great for Carlos. His best result in 2020 was a P2 in Monza after he failed to catch and pass Pierre (McLaren finished 3rd in the standings that year while Alpha Tauri were seventh). That was coincidentally his only podium in 2020 while Charles took two (and very nearly made it three in Turkey) in the SF1000. Literal nightmare fuel of a car.
Carlos actually beat his teammate Lando in 2020, and he finished 6th in the standings with 105 points. Charles had 98 points and one more DNF to his name (4 to Carlos's 3.) Lando had 97 points with 1 DNF.
Also like shoutout to one of the funniest moments in 2022 when they had Sainz Sr give out the pole trophy in Spain and it was very obviously set up as this "omg father hands son trophy for maiden pole!!!!!!" moment and then Charles rocks up after securing pole like šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Basically to fight for the championship you need a bit more than three poles (two of which lasted roughly 100 metres) and one win in a race that's basically memorable for everything but the win šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ It's funny because sometimes it seemed like he was taking part in a different championship than everyone else? šŸ¤” Omg loved the fight between Ferrari and Scuderia Sainz šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ The way he was fighting Charles 10x harder than his actual competitors from rival teams. Bruh šŸ„“ Like I know everyone wants to beat their teammate and all that but Charles seems to actually focus on the bigger picture (championship) while Carlos doesn't seem all that bothered if they're finishing like 5th or 3rd or whatever as long as he's ahead of Charles. That's just not the kind of mentality you need to be bringing to a WDC/WCC fight I'm afraid.
And yes šŸ‘ Charles's final laps in Silverstone were so goated...... not to mention it allowed Carlos to create a nice gap for himself when Charles was out there fighting for his life against 3 or 4 cars on fresh tyres.
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Just wanted to say, I was going in this game planning on flirting with everyone on sight... but Mattieeee šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ Especially after the update, dudeee I love herrr, how could I not get tunnel vision?!?!
I wanna give her flowers, hugs, kisses, whatever she wants, I'll get it. I'll give a million bucks to be with her šŸ˜­ Yooo I was going to be a sarcastic, flirty GOD. Now I'm just a lost puppy following her šŸ˜… So may I pls request for some fluff facts about her? šŸ„ŗ
šŸ¤”... so yes this ask was just me pinning for Mattie, thenks for listening to me dear author, hope your weeks get better.
Mattie is usually the lost puppy so that might get confusing šŸ˜…
3 fluff facts about Mattie:
She falls hard and fast, and often into serious relationships. She doesn't really do casual.
Her love language is acts of service - she's physically incapable of cleaning safely and can only cook when she can stand, but paperwork? Booking appointments? Managing the calendar? She'll do it all and enjoy it. There's a reason she's a receptionist (even if it ruins her body and doesn't allow her to do much else).
She loves simple dates - feeding the squirrels, breakfast in a cafe, going to the aquarium. She's easy to please.
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malepresentingleg Ā· 1 year
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My School President: last episode - some thoughts (with spoilers, with no order)
First of all- idk what to do with my life anymore now that it's over FUCK.
It was SUCH a good finale to SUCH a good series, simply šŸ˜˜šŸ‘Œ
The first scene with Tinn's mom confronting him and then seeing how fucking terrified he is and taking a step back because of this? boy did I cry. Best mom award to you my lady (you can start a collection).
The side by side with Gun's mom just broke my fucking heart. Their phone call, Gun being so understanding. Everything was just perfect!!!
The talk between Tinn's parents just. Wreck my heart why don't you?
Them secretly dating and flirting all the time and only poor Por was oblivious? 10/10, amazing. (Also I love how from "the prom is tomorrow" from last episode we now got a whole era of secretly officially boyfriends sldksalskdas )
Jealous Gun comeback! + some wlw mlm solidarity with a gay lesbian fake couple.
Was their first kiss really that casual?? it was cute af and Gun was so sneaky to turn his head like that damn. Ik it was just some pecks but it was very very cute.
This episodes shows why you shouldn't ship irl people god this is šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬ even when things did work out it was soooo yuck.
Did love the friends group teasing thought- that's definitely allowed and some might say even required. And literally everyone knew except Por šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ("Sound and I don't keep secrets"!!! I screamed).
But Por not revealing a secret relationship with Tiw? Them not even "getting together"???? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” that's me, they did us DIRTY.
Phat crying in singleness was so fucking funny, Phat, I feel you šŸ¤˜šŸ˜”
Gun using the "pinch your nose so you don't cry technique" in the fucking rain, they sure do know how to make US cry amirite ha haha šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Ok but we can all agree Jorn is literally in love with Tinn which is why he was so hurt and mad, but also why he punched the homophobic teacher?
Speaking of that, I'm very glad Jorn did but DAMN did I want Tinn to.
Once again, best mom reward to Tinn's mom šŸ˜­šŸ„ŗ
The homophobia was so gross but also I'm glad for the way they addressed it in the series, but also that it wasn't the whole focus of the episode like we might have feared, and we did get a lot of fluff :')
UGh all the fan service during prom was so weird and yucky for me, not a fanšŸ˜¬
The hashtag they keep talking about actually says "my boyfriend* is the school president" in case you were wondering.
*it's a gender-neutral term like "partner", but it's used like boyfriend/girlfriend in English and not as marked as "partner" might be
The dinner at Tinn's immediately made me think of Bad Buddy šŸ˜­
It was so cute and so perfectly awkward, I love Tinn's dad so much (way to throw your son under the bus ksdjfskdfhs) and again, best mom reward to give here :') it was so awkward but she clearly tried her best and she died a little when Gun called her mom šŸ˜‚
The final scene was so sweet, and it was all very fitting for a high school series, which is what this is!
I LOVE how in the end, this is a series about FRIENDSHIP and they gave that the proper focus and screentime
In conclusion, I'm gonna spend my time rewatching this again and again until My Skyy 2 :')
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for me actually the only real real problem is that evan didnā€™t even mention the victims in his speech
his Ā«Ā  i hope something good come out of thisĀ Ā» wasnā€™t enough.
i know that heā€™s not for sure a militant like heā€™s not that celebrity who will use his voice and makes clear positions on societal subjects/ issues like misogyny, racism, politic, abortionā€¦ ( i donā€™t know if iā€™m explaining myself right bc iā€™m french and my english is so poor since i entered university šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ )
and that not like other actors, he wouldnā€™t have done a powerful speech talking about the inequality and i donā€™t know why he decides to enter this project even though it was so touchy and difficult, he could have said that he wanted to perform this role to put in image how much the police was and actually IS deficient bc of racism in Usa. this would have been amazing i think. not just amazing bc it was socially acceptable to say that and to be perceive as the cool white activist boy but it would have give a meaning behind his participation to the serie instead of just having Ā«Ā like the scriptĀ Ā» or whatever he said to justify his participation.
i saw someone on tumblr who was defending evan and who was saying that basically making this serie and the fact that the victim family didnā€™t respond like now they should shut up ā€¦
i just have to say something just put yourself in their shoes not in their shoes but in their forever broken heart and lifeā€¦
being murder by a psychopath isnā€™t the same as being taken by disease or an accident
i donā€™t know where is humanity in some of this evan fandom, where are the emotions.
this is what was lacking in ev speech some emotions about the serie and the victim who were real people
i know that his speech was meant to be professional and actually centered about cinema and you know the producing instead of trying to be an activist speech. but i understand why tonyā€™s mom was angry about him not saying anything about all the victims šŸ¤” ryan murphy and all of them werent really shy while filming dahmer and using all the real names of the victims.
was that too much maybe to have included all those names in his speech ? or would have been so hard to reverse all his money to the familyā€™s ? hes already a millionaireā€¦ you wanted to do it for the thrill and the passion of acting then okay but left the money ( and you all donā€™t come after me telling me why would give the family money would change anything ) to those whose murders are allowing you to gain money
why him and not the others ? all the others actually but the ryan murphy since the beginning you can see he didnā€™t care
itā€™s Ā«Ā his moneyĀ Ā» yes maybe but if those murders wouldnā€™t exist this money wonā€™t be his,
itā€™s not on him only humā€¦. the amount of money received by netflix and his production lol but i think by playing the Ā«Ā main characterĀ Ā» of this serie he should have took the first step and made this decision as a genuine decision.
like hello guys iā€™m giving all of my pay to the victim family, it may but bring back your lost ones but itā€™s not my money. i was just in this serie to help put in image all this deep racism problem linked to policy and also bc i knew this role will be really hard to perform but i donā€™t want and need this money.
it may cost you money but you know at least youā€™re not perceived as a white privileged actor who is still enjoying selfishly and gaining money on racism murders on the black/minor community.
iā€™m just questioning all of it hum šŸ¤Ø
itā€™s just my opinion as a black woman
pls donā€™t attack me lol
i still love evan and i was soooo happy for him for his victory
thanks for such a big text and for taking the time to write this, dw, i understood you perfectly. and of course, iā€™ll not attack, because it is written respectfully. my appeal was rather to those who, without arguing their position, immediately and categorically humiliated evan, without considering both sides in their text. i agree with you in some way, if you search somewhere below on my account, i wrote my complaint about the series itself and it seemed incorrect to me to come to the victimsā€™ house, ask their hard stories and just leave. i agree that this part should have been given more attention, and to be honest, the thought ā€œhe didnā€™t say anything about the victims and their familiesā€ flashed through my head at the end, itā€™s true. i was rather infuriated by the fact of the flow of uncontrolled shit that poured out on him, which caused a response in me. itā€™s just how people get their thoughts across. undoubtedly, forgetting about families and victims is unacceptable. i would say that evan himself is awkward at speeches, not very talkative, and very nervous, but as a ukrainian citizen (which i am) who himself faces death almost every day, this would be a strange excuse - he needed to say more and try to focus on respect and emphasize it. it just upsets me how people throw themselves with fire without controlling their emotions. of course, all people are different, i understand this very well, but evan seems far from the worst person to be so humiliated and even go so far as to cancel him, as i saw it. and it hurts to see such aggressive comments while much tougher people get more understandings
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Rewatching season 1 (and actually paying attention to Sky to figure out what the fuck everyone is talking about): Part 1
EP 1:
Bloom draws both landscapes and figure drawings and prefers working in pencilā€¦Girl knows how smuding works, give me your power
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What fucking hair cut it this, it's always bothered me ndejndns
Mike and Vanessa talk about trying to save up enough to get Bloom a scooter šŸ›µ šŸ˜­ their trying their best y'all
Mitziā€¦babeā€¦do you not have anything better to do? I stg this girl's only joy in life is being annoying at Bloom
Bloom: growls at Mitzi
Bloom: have :) :) a :) nice :) :) summer :) Mitzi :) :)
Bloom runs like she's never been outside before
The most important bitch in the magical dimension is here!!!!
Bloom seeing Stella incinerate some imps that could very well attack her: :0 wowā€¦ā€¦
Girl has never heard of a self preservation instinct
Stella calling herself the sun and moon fairy only for the moon part to be completely ignored šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
When Knut charges Stella we get a close up of her eyes implying that she's about to do something before she is instantly tossed aside. This show has no clue what it's doing and I love it
Bloom: LET HER GO
Bloom: wait, fuck, I don't have a plan
Bloom is 80% impulsive decisions by volume
OH SHIT, she literally summons the great dragon to attack Knutā€¦.
Wait she literally summons the dragon, you can see it. How did no one put this together sooner??? Knut wouldn't bc he's not wearing his glassesā€¦I guess Stella's a little busy being in danger
Stella: are you ok?
Bloom looking up at Stella bathed in sun light: oh no I'm bisexual
Stella says bc she has her scepter she's no longer scared andā€”Stella is clearly the best fighter of the girls in s1, and as a princess I doubt she has a battle tutor? What I'm saying is that she's self taught and only learned combat with her scepter
Stella's fairy outfit is so fucking cool right up until she's next to other people with far more detailed outfitsā€¦.Stella first transformed very young and that's why her outfit is so comparatively plain, change my mindā€¦oh I should totally incorporate that idea into the redesign nfjsjejej
Knut can teleport?????????? I thought ogres couldn't use magic?? Is he using an item?
God I love Stella's princess outfit so much
How the fuck did Bloom get Stella to her house??
Did the Trix just have a hunting troll around just in case
You know how Stella's hair thing looks like her scepter??? What if instead of a ring it was a hair piece??
Stella: fuck conversation, I'm going to ruin this man's house phone
"and I was forced to land here" Stella was teleporting yes? Does this mean her teleportation isn't actually teleportation but light speed travel that looks like teleportation??? If so that would be dope as fuckā€¦ Darcy must of been the one to attack her while she was trying to get to Magix
"Have you registered for the new program at Alfea castle?"
New?? Also Stella, babe, she just learned she was a fairy. Be nice fjejd
Stella fangirling over Bloom's art then instantly apologizing for being nosey šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ Stella I love youuu
Stella final pose in her magic Winx is so cute, so much personality
STELLA FUCKING KICKED THE HUNTING TROLL I LOVE HER
I love how Mike was holding open the window for Vanessa and glaring down Knut when he looked at them!! These two are sweet
Rip the house jfc, also Stella hasn't taken out her scepter despite not 10 min ago her basically saying it helps her fight better
Brandon: WAKE THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES, STELLA JUST TEXTED ME
Timmy: it's two am
Brandon: did I ask???
Riven: I am going to strangle you in your sleep
Brandon: yeah yeah, death and destruction, your very scary Riven. She said theirs a troll to catch~ and an ogre~ who ever caught that would be super cool
Riven: fuck you, asshole. I'll get the ship ready
Brandon: so easy
Apparently Mitzi can hear this fight all the way in her upscale neighborhood, tell me how the cops haven't been called
My favorite part about this is that Riven's introduction is that he's instantly humiliated after being a cockly little bastard, like yes. Don't allow him to be cool for a second
Brandon is just sitting there like -_-
That dynamic has enegry unparalleled
Sky is the only one smart enough to have a shield
I love how Brandon was so busy being bored of how fucking stupid Riven is he forgot to actually fight, how did any of these idiots make it out of preschool
Dudeā€¦.you fucking broke her parents back yard. Not cool man. Not cool
He's so irritating, I wanna throw s1 Riven into the dryer
"Of course you are, I'm never wrong." STELLA I LOVE YOU
I love how Brandon instantly is already low key flirting, sir, calm it the fuck down
THEY FUCKING TELEPORT AWAY??? WHEN DID THE GUYS EVER HAVE TELEPORTATION GADGETS??? WHAT THE FUCK
Do you think Riven got teased for being a cringe fail idiot when they got back??
Mike is v dedicated to protecting his daughter, love that for him
ALFEA DOES START IN THE SUMMER!!!!! That probably means they have all of winter off, with fall break instead of spring break. Idk how to feel abt this
Stella: they can't kick me out before I'm even back in
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SO STELLA DOESN'T TRULY TELEPORT, SHE UTILIZES WORM HOLE LIKE THINGS
EP 2:
Alfea having a magic only barrier opens up so many plot holes. You'd think that the fact that Bloom could still enter Alfea after getting her powers stolen would be enough to tell her she still had them but no one mentions that. It also implies that every single specialist has magic whichā€¦.ok, I can incorporate that into my belief systemā€”but someone explain how the fucking rabbit can get in??
Why would Faragona want to keep nonmagical creatures out??
I love how Tecna is in the background of these shots :)) like the girlies are just around
Apparently the Princess of Calsito is so camera shy that no one would know that she isn't Bloomā€¦. Help
"Budding young fairies, ugh, it's been so many centuries since I've been one of them." I wonder if her species has an exceptionally long life span or the more powerful a fairy is
"This school will be your home for the next five years" FIVE YEARS?! FIVE YEARS?! THIS SHOW HAS THREE SEASONS BEFORE THEY GRADUATE AND THEY AGE EXACTLY THREE YEARS WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PLOT HOLE IS THIS
I love how all the background characters are interesting enough that you can just put Musa, Flora, and Tecna in the background and have them not stuck out for being too interesting looking. Though their outfits tend to be brighter
How did they not just instantly fic the potions lab with an undo spell?
ā€¦. Alfea is the only school in the whole of Magixā€¦.Does she mean the planet, the city, or the dimension?
"be very careful, their are dangers lurking about. Stay away from the witches of cloud tower." This universe is so fucking dumb, their is a school where evil people learn to be evil and attack the other school from. Like the world building is on fire
This show loves zooming in on eyes
The princess of Calsito couldn't get a room to herself?
Flora ma'am I love youā€¦they way she pets her plants
Tecna was standing right behind Bloom just to freak her out. Tecna's enegry is unparalleled. God I love Tecna shoes
OK BUT THEIR INTRODUCED IN THE ORDER OF: Bloom, Stella, Flora, Tecna, Musa, Aisha. WHICH IS BOTH THE BEST FRIENDS ORDER AND SEPARATES THEM BY TRIO
Tecna has a raspy voiceā€¦
"By the way, before you blow up your room, give us time to duck and cover" I love how Musa has a sense of humor, bby I love youuuuu
I love how Stella instantly responds with a joke to Tecna, she's so quick on her feet
I love Bloom's s1 pants so much
Bloom: what the fuck, this place doesn't have pizza???
Is Girselda ok??? Why are you stalking your students. I hate the writing of her character so much, I just want a nice teacher in a show ;-;
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Ah Tecna was the one covering Bloomy's eyes when she first sees magix, I wonder why Tecna would do this
Musa: you sound disappointed
Bloom who wanted fantasy and got Sci-fi: ;-; bc I am
The fact that parking spaces use magic to work implies that every one has magic. I demand to see Riven cast a spell now
Why did Knut call Icy and not Darcy who's less likely to yell at him?
Bloom: My phone isn't working :((
Tecna: ??? Maybe because you stole it from a museum???
Bloom: :0
Bloom: ;-;
Tecna: oh God oh fuck, I've ruined another soical interaction
I love my autistic baby, she has no clue how a interaction is supposed to go
Bloomy why are you chasing Knut by yourself?? When your friends are right over there?? What are you planning on doing
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What is even happening here? Can Darcy intrinsically sense when she's being watched? How does that even work
Bloom: I am a fairy >:(
Icy: your a freshmen
Icy and Darcy are just fucking around but Stormy puts real effort into attacking Bloom.... Girl is unhinged šŸ’—
Icy is so damn dramatic
I love how Tenca is like, yes I so badass and cool, I'm going to do karate moves in my transformation. Please do not think about the fact that I've never thrown a punch in my life
I just realized they all do the two fingers hand over eachother thing.... I think they'd all agree to do that with eachother later but the need to reused animation
Musa's cd šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
I love how Stella is so smart, girl said fuck this let's retreat
Stella is so gentle with Bloom when warming her up.....and she totally forgot about the others
Why didn't Stella teleport them directly back to Alfea?
Girselda be nice to the baby
Bloom instantly decides that their all besties and need a group name
Y'all have only known each other one day and they're already like "yeah, I'll base my whole magical identity on hanging out with you guys" fkjwndwn
Musa is trying to hard to be cool I love her
Winx is an amazing name Bloomy
BLOOM WHEN DID YOU MAKE THAT AND WHY DO YOU NEED A LOGO?!
Stella is so ready to support Bloom I'm in love
EP 3:
I love how the first three episodes are just the first two days
Stella didn't hesitate to check her hair when she got that mirror I love u girl
According to Stella Solaria doesn't have a intense worth ethnic and people tend to be chill. Good for them tbh, I'd imagine depression and anxiety rates are much lower on Solaria
"I want to become a real fairy! Successful! Beautiful! Powerful! And universally admired." Stella, your hpd is showing bestie "....of course I also want to do good things, like making people happy and bring estranged lovers back together. Starting with my parents."
Its my mental illness type and I GET TO PROJECT ON MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS
Amore and Stella would of been so much more interesting if they played on that line of her. Also Stella's parents were already estranged by s1 which probably means they've been divorced for a while
Stella's skirt becomes a pair of shorts at 4:17. They look cute ngl
Flora is here to learn and Stella is such an over familiar dork hitting Flora with a pillow
Bloom: that's the problem, I don't know what I'm doing here
Bloom you just found out magic existed, it's your first year, chill
Bro they just exclude the witches every year that's so rude
Fragonda: and as is tradition! I want free labor. You kids decorate
Out of all the Trix the fact that Darcy wants to crash the party and Stormy doesn't is weird...but I can see Stormy thinking school assigned chaos is boring and Darcy wanting perfectly controlled disaster
My baby was so excited to talk about her music that she ran in front of everyone to tell them about it and they all walked past her šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
"and of course I refuse to go unnoticed" *points at Stella* SYMTOM!!! SYMTOM!!!!
MY SECOND FAVORITE STELLA DRESS!!!! (I said dress not outfit) AND MY FAVORITE TECNA DRESS!!!!
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LOOK AT THEM!!!
Tecna is SUCH A DIVA and it looks so amazing on her. Tbh Tecna always looks amazing with her headgear, she needs more headgear
I also Love Love Musa's outfit (if me incorporating it into her Charmix constantly wasn't an indicator) she looks so cool. The colors are horrendous, but she really said imma wear pants and a off the shoulders shirt to this and anyone who has a problem can go fuck themselves. The only problems I have with the design of the outfit itself, except the saturation of the purple, is how the fuck that collar thing connects to her shirt. Like I like how the flare looks on her but how does this work??
Tecna: Guys? As if I care about that.
Musa: Then why are you dressed like an absolute diva??
Tenca: That's besides the point. You attend a ceremony, you dress accordingly
Tecna loves fashion for the sake of fashion confirmed
Also
Tecna šŸ¤ Aisha
Being implied to be wlw or aro before assigned boyfriend comes along
At least Nabu is a fun character without Aisha...can't say the same for someone else tho. Admittedly Nabu's introduction to the show and his plot reason to be around is trash tho
Flora.....girl...why are you stopping Stella from paying? Offend her what?
Bloom.....ask Stella for a dress from her closet šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ ask her to help you tailor it šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ you know you want to
Icy is the most teachers pet out of all the Trix.. what the fuck am I supposed to do with this information
IDIOT DUMBASS MORON SET HER FUCKING BED ON FIRE CUTTING A DRESS
Darcy: aw....enchanted little eggs....
She sounds genuinely enamored
Sky: I'm so happy to see you here
Bloom, seeing still panicked about the Trix: haha me too, have you seen Stella? There she is bye
Tecna has her own mental database
Fucking the guys are always wearing their uniforms this is a crime
I wanna see Brandon in a suit!!! I wanna see Riven stuffed into a suit!!! Sky. Timmy.
Musa: Flora... Bestie, you thinking what Im thinking?
Flora: :3
Flora: >:3
Brandon: um. What the fuck is going on. Can I be filled in?
Musa: don't worry your pretty little head
Bloom is acting like she doesn't know who would be trying to steal the ring
If Flora can see Bloom cornered...why did no one noticed the big ass fight
Musa was singled out to play something like it isn't her first day at school.... Faragonda what the fuck lady
Stormy has called Icy little sister
Ah yes... flying fixes vertigo
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Bloom throws out death glares left and right in s1, love her
Why didn't they tell Bloom that the ring was swapped out before she got her ass kicked
Bloom shows up an hour late in a okay outfit and everybody clapped...main characteritius
Did Flora really give a baby animal to a murderous woman?? She's so lucky that this is a kids show
Bro, Sky is so excited to flirt with Bloom and they haven't even had a full conversation yet. The railroading of the relationships in this show is powerful
EP 4:
"Don't use magic!" "Listen to the voice of nature which is a inherently magical trait" I'm going feral
I love how all the girls instantly follow Flora
"Oh yes dear~ all this mud is so very inconvenient." Musa do be making pot shots at Stella, huh?
The Sky/Brandon thing is so weird.... Imagine calling your own name to get your besties attention
They must both turn around whenever either of their names are called
Riven: I am going to be the most annoying person on their air craft
He's having fun flying the ship šŸ„ŗ he's lucky I can't smack his idiot self from behind this screen
Flora: You guys ok?
Riven: isn't it rather obvious??
Musa: OMG THAT ONE, I WANT THAT ONE. THE ONE WITH THE EMOTIONAL ISSUES RIGHT THERE, I WANT THAT ONE
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Look at her adorable little face, she thinks she can fix him
Someone please get this girl some therepy. Riven too. Then, and only then, can you two kiss
What the fuck does Musa see in him? Ask her collection of bad boy romance novels and her Lana del Rey playlist
WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS CROWD OF EXTRAS COME FROM
Tecna: You guys let the troll fucking escape?!
Brandon: ah yes, the giant hole in the ship was because we let the troll walk out
Riven at all times is overcompensating for both his paranoia, low self-esteem, and compete inability to read a fucking social cue. Which leads him to be the dumbest motherfucker alive
Riven is way too smug for how idiotic he is. You all have already fucked up majorly. Just take the L, it will be less embarrassing
Riven....go take multiple seats before someone sets you on fire with their mind. You do realize your fucking with people who can set people on fire with their minds right?
Riven you defensive little asshole
LMAO Brandon playing translator for their pet idiot
OMG THE FUCKING CROWD OF EXTRAS IS BACK, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY ARE YOU HERE
"we can do this on our own!" Says the fairy in the middle of an assignment where their not allowed to use magic....girl what the fuck do you think I'd going to happen. Just threaten to set Riven on fire like a normal person
Flora bby just goes along with the others šŸ˜­
Tecna was the only one who could figure out they were attacked, she is the only bitch here that has a brain
Musa: the silence is erie
Musa, babe, their are near constant bird sound effects being played
I love how Tecna is genuinely getting annoyed by this nature shit
The fact that Bloom is leading everyone with the voice of nature and not Flora is definitely a choice (derogatory)
Timmy you are so fucking stupid, can you not HEAR the bird sounds? Do you think that their are no animals in swamps??? I'm going to attack you
Stella is a fucking idiot on par with the guys, this is amazing
Thank you Flora. Riven needs to live long enough to become a better person and kiss Musa, and Brandon isn't allowed to die under any circumstances
Riven.....Riven.....you are the stupidest motherfucker I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. I stg some of the shit he says makes no damn sense. Like??? Yeah don't stick around the people who know where their going and know the types of evil plants your going to encounter. I'm sure you'll make it very far. How did you make it past preschool
S1 Riven was just an asshole to be an asshole, huh??
I can fix you*
(*make your motives and assholerly more senseical and maybe tone it down a bit in some places so Musa at least has a reason to think your a good person underneath all that)
Riven....one day your going to get punched. But also why is Timmy here?? In a military school?? If he can't do physical things?? Like?? How did he make it into the school??? Bc he's implied to fucking suck at everything physical
(Actually my mom talked about people joining the military when they couldn't do a push up and how she was always paired up with them in basic training because she was the best. She hated thoese people for getting her remedial)
Sky is acting like he's never been around Riven's bitchass before
Thank you for protecting Timmy's honor tho, I'm sure he will appreciate it once Brandon digs him out of the mud
Remember when Brandon called the shots and Sky had to listen to him?????????? Tbh Brandon's ablity to communicate and excellently read soical ques and interpret people would make him a MUCH better leader
LMAO BYE BYE RIVEN šŸ¤£ I love how he doesn't shut up until Brandon tells him to
I love how Tecna decides when something is fact. She, and only she, is the arbiter of Truth
This shows romance is run by the Subway masters with how fucking rigidity it sticks to it's tracks
Tecna did not fucking HESITATE to grab Riven's bitch ass. We Stan (1) logical queen
PFF also Riven falling in after just being the worst at Timmy is fucking hilarious
Sky's season one hair is like
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send help, he looks like someone's teenage daugter
Thoese girls are so rude and for what?? You are all students. Riven being a bitch doesn't excuse this kind of nonsense
Bro Riven will just say anything won't he
Sir you have attached too much personal stake in your ego, please go to therepy before it crashes all around you and you have a mental break down
Sky: we're not specialists :(( were a bunch of rookies
Water is wet, fire it hot Sky. Your a freshmen
First opinion gained on Sky: he is a nice dude
Sky: the only thing we do really well together is argue
No that's just Riven
Timmy I appreciate you for yelling at Riven's bitch ass he deserves it
Ok but Riven laughing with Brandon after Timmy yells at them.... finally some good fucking food
Oh god the Tecna/Timmy rail road has begun. None of you people are good enough for Tecna. None of you deserve Tecna
Stormy and Darcy being anxious while Icy is annoyed with them
Dose it count if they got a ride? And who the FUCK fixed the ship
Musa will see Riven being a surly asshole and go "is anyone going to try and fix that?" And not wait for an answer
This teacher was watching them.... which means he saw his students get attacked by the troll..DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
These teachers are all fucked
Timmy: I finally feel like part of a group
Riven is still the fucking worst guys, I don't know if you forget
Brandon: haha, noo. Don't keep calling me prince. It's not like it makes me deeply uncomfortable
Stella's bed is so gorgeous, a bitch needs everything to be perfect
"good night Sky"
GIRL YOU'VE KNOWN HIM FOR LIKE THREE DAYS PLEASE CHILL
EP 5:
Why does Alfea has kitchen duty??? I would never trust these children with a kitchen
Bloom as an only child has never cooked before. As an only child, can confirm. I also can't cook
Their all so mean to Stella but I can't blame them, she fucking ditched
Musa: a guy who knows you and still wants to date you?
Goddamn Musa, I get that you think your not like other girls, but please chill the fuck out
Also Musa says this like she doesn't have a crush on RIVEN
Girl this house is made of really nice glass, will you please stop throwing rocks around
I love how picking out clothes is a group activitie šŸ„ŗ yess, their girlies
Flora would wear all black on a date??? Why haven't we seen this?!
Stella: I designed it!
Musa: in the dark
Goddamn
Why the fuck did Bloom ask if Brandon was taking Sky on his date, girlie are you ok?
Bloom getting offended that Stella called "Brandon" "Sky"'s servant. "He's his assistant! Theirs a difference!" He's actually a squire which is closer to protege, bc Winx club has no clue how words work, and his job is more bodyguard. So your wrong on both fronts. Also when did Bloom get this idea? Was Sky so uppy about being seen as a servant that he told her to day this??
Musa fucking STRUGGLING to lift Stella's jewelry box.....Stella has abs confirmed
Tecna: my plot senses are tingling
This is why I wouldn't put a bunch of stupid teenagers, who can't pay attention for shit, in charge of dinner for a whole school. Someone is going to end up with food poisoning
Musa is so fucking grumpy that Stella gets to go on a date
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SHES LITERALLY FUCKING POUTING HELP
Imagine after Rivusa gets together Musa is doing this and looking super cute and kissable and Riven kisses her until she forgets why she was mad bc she's so fucking cute in this image and deserves kisses
Tecna: I've not been programed for dating
You have two wolves inside of you
One says Tecna is aromantic
The other has been completely convinced by s2-3 Tecna being adorable that she's allo ace
Your a fucking idiot
Darcy, for being a witch of darkness, mind, disguise, and other related things, your shit at pretending to be people
PHIL?!
Musa favorite part of Alfea was lab class and that's why she's constantly coming for Stella's throat....That and maybe she's a little jealous that Stella can fuck up that bad and stay in school while Musa is on scholarship? I need an explanation for this
Darcy when the fuck did you have time to change into Stella's usual clothes
Bloom, seeing that Stella's magic was a dark purple: Ohhh FUCK, that's not Stella
Musa may go for Stella's throat constantly but she's number one "let's kill 'Sky' for hurting Stella"
RIVEN IS SO DAMN IRRITATING. No one was talking to you sweetie, go somewhere and think about what you've done
Remember when Sky had a dog? Yeah me too
Tecna: this kinda of perseverance isn't good Bloom
Bloom: neither are your electronic gadgets
Bloom is so mad about the idea that Tecna thinks she's smarter than her
The Trix are so fucking dramatic
The girls should easily be able to tell that that isn't Stella. Stella's magic isn't purple
Tecna is so ready to save Bloom and Flora
Why haven't they all transformed?!
"but that's not Stella! She has no powers without her ring"
And yet she didn't use her ring at all in the second fight with Knut. Plot holes abound
Darcy you are so fucking terrible at this
You dramatic ass hoes
STELLA NO!!! YOU FUCKING LET HER GO RIGHT NOW DARCY
Stella bb it's all gonna be ok
"I'm really sorry. The witches tricked me"
I am going to start sobbing, the first thing Stella does is apologize to her friends for being kiddnapped šŸ˜­ Stella bb nooo
I love how Tecna and Musa are like "oh FUCK NO. Well kick your ass, save Stella AND keep the ring" when they all got their ass kicked the last time they fought the Trix
STELLA BABY ARE YOU OK?!
Tenca, pissed as fuck: We could of beaten them
She says, like their last altercation wasn't nearly a murder if Stella hadn't teleported them away
She's so fucking angry about Bloom giving the Trix Stella ring, Tecna wanted blood
Tenca: your not the boss >:(
Bloom: I'm Stella's bestie and I had the ring sooo
Flora supporting Bloomy, ty ty
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now that kellypiquetsource is gone i want to share a few things about her. iā€™m sharing this now because she wonā€™t be able to defend herself. i know thatā€™s really mean but what she did to me was even worse. iā€™m sorry if i make any mistakes but english is not my first language and i also apologize if itā€™s long. (i used to have a max fan page so thatā€™s how i met sara in case anyone is wondering)
she never kept it a secret that she talked to kelly and that kelly most of the time was really open with her. by open she meant that kelly will share very intimate details about her and maxā€™s relationship like how boring the sex was sometimes or how max would rather be on the sim than to go to the movies. she would also tell her if she was going or not to the races so she could expect content or not. sara was about 16 or 17 at this time so she was again interacting with a minor and telling her things that she didnā€™t need to know.
i became good friends with sara so we talked a lot. so much that kelly followed me after a while. i messaged her a thank you for following me and i was left on seen so i never messaged again šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
so this one day we were talking about kelly and how she gets a lot of hate, i told her that i agreed with her (at the time not anymore hahaha) that she got a lot of hate but that i thought she shouldnā€™t have acted the way she did. we were talking about the kellygate drama and i never said something bad about kelly besides that. i was also friends with the maxverstxppen account owner so thatā€™s how i found out about the blocking spree she was on. maxverstxppen messaged me asking if i was blocked by max and i wasnā€™t so i asked what happened. she told me she was blocked by max but that everything was fine after she sent a message to kelly. she never opened it but she thinks she read it because after a few mins she was unblocked. i asked sara if kelly was behind this and she said yes, that she was blocking everyone who was interacting with that meme account on maxā€™s account but because max told her toā€¦ sure šŸ˜‚
i told sara that kelly shouldnā€™t be doing this if she wanted the hate to stop but she took it as me saying that people were allowed to hate on kelly. she insulted me, then she blocked me and after a while i realized i was blocked by kelly too. i went to bed and when i woke up the next day my account was disabled. i tried to recover it but instagram said i violated community guidelines when i never received any warnings about me doing that because instagram sends those if you are in fact violating their guidelines. idk if this was a coincidence only but i donā€™t think it was. let me know what you think!!
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Iā€™m so sorry you went through this. I donā€™t understand why Kelly and her minions canā€™t leave Max fan pages alone. If theyā€™re not manipulating them, theyā€™re trying to take them down.
And now that you added the flag I know which fan page you used to own! I followed you and I was so sad when it disappeared šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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keeper0fthestars Ā· 2 years
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excuse me, ma'am... your tags !!!
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is this *clenches fist* ANGST?!
keeper of my heart, my love, my angel, light of my life... why šŸ„ŗšŸ˜­
@the-chocolate-bunny I ask myself the same thing šŸ„² because we both know Iā€™m not emotionally stable enough to write angst.
ā€¦and yet šŸ¤”
Iā€™m allowing it šŸ˜… and not questioning too loudly for fear of scaring away this muse.
Listen in this house we only do happy endings but until then, would it help if I gave you more of this little scene that no one asked for?
. . .
Something hooks his attention, and his eyes dart to the window and then across the room to [redacted], a silent conversation passing between them. A hush falls over the whole room, a thrumming silence that starts ringing in your ears.
ā€œWhatā€”ā€
A stern shh cuts you off.
ā€œDonā€™t ā€˜shush meā€™,ā€ you poke his arm, annoyance growing with each heartbeat, ā€œI asked you a quesā€“ā€
Mando moves so fast, he knocks the wind from your lungs. Your back lands against his broad chest and a firm hand clamps over your mouth.
His voice is deadly quiet next to your ear, almost drowned out by your own racing breath.
ā€œWhen I tell you to be quiet itā€™s for your own good - got it.ā€
The rigid arm around your waist thwarts every reflexive urge to struggle, his words splashing gasoline on the white-hot irritation already at its crest but you grit your teeth in surrender. You are no match for him.
Deliberately, slowly, he loosens his grip and lets you step away.
A shadow hints along one of the windows. At first you think your eyes are playing tricks on you but the look on mando's face says otherwise.
You watch his eyes track the room from window to door, listening for something beyond your perception. A noise at the front door effectively turns your legs into water.
He touches your arm and your stomach drops.
ā€œDon't answer that.ā€
. . .
ā€‹When someone threatens your safety we do love angry competent Mando that is a fact šŸ˜Œ
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khaleesiofalicante Ā· 2 years
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Ā”HOLA DANI! ĀæCĆ³mo estĆ”s? ĀæTodo bien? šŸ‘‹šŸ¼
I'm very sad today (fuck pms) I'm actually hoping for some angst because I need to cry!!
Not too much though šŸ™ƒ
Therapy is Fucking Exhausting
It is!! Don't you wish therapy was a magic fix-all??
THE BEGINNING
Senator Robert Lightwood Shot to Death Three Weeks Before Congressional Hearing on Marriage Equality in New York.Ā 
Oh no šŸ˜” poor Alec!! I'm actually sorry about Robert WTF?
He is alive.
He is here with his Magnus and the boys.
He is here.
I knew this chapter was going to be painful but I thought we'll be eased into it šŸ¤”
ā€œAlec,ā€ he hears the other man whisper. ā€œCome here.ā€
ā€œNot tonight,ā€ Alec manages to say.
ā€œThatā€™s notā€¦Thatā€™s not what I meant,ā€ Magnus says quietly. ā€œCan we cuddle? Please?ā€
You do know my twin can be happy right?? That is allowed just FYI
ā€œGood,ā€ Alec hears himself say. ā€œNow you know what it feels like.ā€
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ā€œYou need to get help,ā€ Magnus whispers back. ā€œPlease.ā€
It's what I've been saying since chapter 1... to all of you!!
But he books the appointment anyway.
Just so Magnus would stop looking at him like that.
Nooo... you're doing it wrong!!
ā€œGood,ā€ Alec smiles. ā€œThank you for making me do it. I really needed it.ā€
Alexander DO NOT lie to your husband!!!!
ā€œBecause no one feels better after therapy. Certainly not after their first session.ā€
This is like too real!!
I'm getting very disappointed in my twin right now and I don't like it!!
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ā€œWeā€™ll remember,ā€ Alec says again. ā€œHe left us with enough memories and love to remember him.ā€
The Lightwood siblings are perfection... they are also a fucking mess but they are perfect!!
He thought this conversation was going to go the other way.
So did I...šŸ™„
Maybe this Luca guy ainā€™t that bad.
Luca is a Saint!!
Dani you are such a good writer OMG normally I'm able to excuse my faves behavior no matter what and my twin is grieving so it should have been easy to do that but I couldn't because even when Alec couldn't see others pain I could and yes I want to hold him and keep him safe and protected but I also want him to learn and to grow and to be better and I forgot where I was going with this NVM you're an amazing writer that's it!!
THE MIDDLE
Let the evil therapists come... I'm ready!!
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But here is how Alec is different from other people.
He doesnā€™t just say these things.
He means it ā€“ and he follows through.
Yep!! That's my twin!!
A priest??? šŸ¤£ that shouldn't be funny!!
Dr Queen you bitch šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬ I hate her!!!
Fuck Dr Queen!!!
ā€œYes, Iā€™m sure,ā€ Alec replies incredulously. ā€œI remember the last time we fuā€¦I remember, okay?ā€
As if he would forget sexy time with Magnus Bane!!!
Fuck Dr Verlac šŸ¤¬ you creep!!
Alec stumbles a couple of steps backward and looks at Magnus in confusion ā€“ his blue eyes are pained.
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ā€œCatarina recommended him,ā€ Magnus smiles as they walk downstairs. ā€œHe might be good.ā€
Ok in Catarina we trust šŸ™ŒšŸ¼šŸ™ŒšŸ¼šŸ™ŒšŸ¼
Ok Dr Luigi is a NO šŸ˜”
ā€œIt seems to me that lack of communication is a key issue in this marriage,ā€ Dr. Lovelace points out. ā€œSo, instead of talking to me, I want you to talk to each other.ā€
Dr Lovelace you have no idea!! šŸ˜”
WTF Malcon??? šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬
Fuck Dr Fade šŸ¤¬
Magnus stops caring at some point.
You know what I feel exhausted too!!!
Magnus had met Scott Woolsey in Cambridge.
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ā€œDonā€™t let me how to talk to my husband,ā€ Alec glares. ā€œWho the fuck do you think you are?ā€
This is like really bad!!
ā€œWho is Tessa?ā€
She is the greatest Alec please don't fuck this for me I want to see her!!
ā€œAlec.ā€
ā€œWhat?ā€
ā€œThis isnā€™t working.ā€
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I'm crying... thank you Dani!!!
THE END
This part will be fine, right??
Right?
He can wake up early and do it.
That's a lie, no one in the history of humanity as accomplished this šŸ¤£
Because this place has survived so much.
It makes Alec feel like he can do it too.
Alec is the only one that has any appreciation for that house!
He closes his eyes and thinks of Magnus and Shinyun.
Itā€™s his new boner killer.
Shit works on him instantly.
Yeah I bet šŸ˜­
Max is already there ā€“ still frowning at the laptop.
What's going on in the Mavid front???
Max sighs. ā€œIā€™m trying to figure out what to do with my life.ā€
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ā€œAwesome,ā€ Max grins. ā€œPlease ask God to DM me the plans in 2-3 business days. Thanks.ā€
I'll be using this as soon as possible!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
A black turtleneck and ripped jeans that are artistically torn apart just about everywhere.
From the open patches, Alec can see the fishnets Magnus is wearing on the inside.
Look at this hoe!! My poor twin!! Magnus he needs his brain!!!
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On their way downstairs, Magnus trips on the staircase. Alec reaches out and grabs him by the waist.
I've seen enough telenovelas to know steamy times are afoot!!
He looks up, still kneeling in front of Magnus. His hand still holding Magnusā€™ ankle. ā€œOkay?ā€
Magnus swallows. He nods.
I've seen porn less indecent than this šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ
ā€œUm,ā€ Alec clears his throat. ā€œMax told me that Shinyun is moving back to London?ā€
Magnus please tell my twin that you broke up with Shinyun!!!
ā€œDr. Carstairs,ā€ Alec nods. ā€œThank you for having us.ā€
ā€œPlease,ā€ the man smiles. ā€œCall me Jem.ā€
QLWLQƑWƑƑQƑQƑƑQ!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am loving this session... Luca you have some competition now bb
Jem smiles. ā€œVery good, Alec.ā€
Alec kind of blushes at that.
I too would blush if Jem Carstairs speaks to me!!
ā€œI like him,ā€ Alec breaks the silence.
ā€œYeah,ā€ Magnus smiles. ā€œMe too.ā€
As you should!!! I wouldn't trust you anymore if you didn't!!!
ā€œYou can speak to me now, you know,ā€ he hears Magnus say after a moment. ā€œAbout your family and your childhood and the trauma that doesnā€™t feel like trauma. You can still talk me about that stuff.ā€
Yes please just talk!!!
Jem chuckles. ā€œAlright. Letā€™s move to Max.ā€
Oh boy!! Where to begin??
Including Maxā€™s boyfriend ā€“ who he kept referring to as ā€˜perfectā€™.ā€
But he is perfect!!
OhĀ  no šŸ˜” Maxwell what did you do????
Therapy with Jem was awesome!!! And that hand holding was very sexy of them!!!
Alec nods slowly, rubbing his jaw. ā€œYouā€™re thinking of David and Anjali.ā€
Yes please!!! Bring my precious perfect beans in!!!
Alec scoffs and holds out his hand. Magnus holds it. Alec pulls him up.
Don't let go!!!
He hadnā€™t believed it when David had told him.
But there he is.
His Max.
ALDOALWDLQ!!! O MAI GAAAAAA!!!! THIS!!! THIS!!!!
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David, who is in his pajamas because itā€™s probably like three in the fucking morning there, is eating a cornetto.Ā 
Of course he is!! My RWRB loving angel!!! Look at that... He makes miracles happen!!!
There is so much love.
And thatā€™s okay too.
Because sometimes, just sometimes, love is enough.
Listen!! This is!!! I mean!!! I just!!! šŸ’› I...!!!
WoW šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜
This wasn't a roller-coaster this the whole damn park!!! Holy shit!!! I went through emotions I didn't know existed!!!
Thank youuuu Dani!!! šŸ’ššŸ’ššŸ’ššŸ’ššŸ’š
I laughed so so so hard at this.
THANK YOU.
Fun fact: I'm downloading Duolingo to learn Spanish lol. BYEEEEEEE.
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