#source: Ratchet & Clank

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Ham: Can we kill him?

Noir: No.

Ham: I can make it look like an accident.

Noir: …How?

Peni: Noir!

Noir: Alright, no…

#incorrect spiderverse #incorrect quotes #Spider-Ham #Peter Porker #Spider-Man Noir #Noir #Peter Parker #Peni Parker #source: Ratchet & Clank #Marvel

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Nurm: ((Jack! We cannot pilot a weaponised drone in Beacontown!)) Jack: Relax, Nurmie - I pilot weaponised drones in Beacontown twice a week. It's like a fine of ten iron and a class you take online. Jack: Jesse can probably pardon us. Jesse: Perks of the job! Nurm: ((Oh, why do I even bother?))

#mcsm #mcsm nurm #mcsm jack #mcsm jesse #source: ratchet & clank: all 4 one

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Emperor Nefarious: Evil is about pain, you see, when I was a lad, I had a toy train, and then one day I lost it.

Dr. Nefarious: …That’s it?

#incorrect quotes #ratchet and clank #dr. nefarious #emperor nefarious #source: phineas and ferb

[theognatinator]

Emperor Nefarious: *reveals yet another statue of himself to the public*

Rivet: Welp, there goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

#ratchet and clank #rivet #source: the simpsons #me dumb #emperor nefarious #XD I couldn’t resist

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Can we kill him? Fighter: No. Rogue: I can make it look like an accident. Fighter: …How? Cleric: Fighter! Fighter: Alright, no…

#cleric #fighter #rogue #incorrect quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #submission #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #mod meme #greatwyrmgold #source: ratchet & clank

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

(The Dark Skylanders are staring at an unconscious Villain)

Hood Sickle: Can we kill him?

Nightfall: No.

Hood Sickle: I can make it look like an accident.

Nightfall: ...How?

Knight Mare: Nightfall!

Nightfall: Alright, no...

#skylanders #incorrect quotes #incorrect skylanders quotes #source: ratchet and clank #Hood Sickle #Knightmare #Nightfall #admin post

[jellysnail-draws]

Randomly remembered how Lawrence was a real one for knocking Qwark out in UYA to help his boss out lmao

Seriously

This was one of those rare moments I realized someone seemed to genuinely be on Nefarious’ side. Everyone else could be flakey, but Lawrence was the only one who stepped in to save Nef when he needed help and I just think about it a lot ok

Also do not mess with the butler or else he’ll knock your ass out fr. I love that he’s lowkey a threat too but he just doesn’t care enough to act on anything

#Lawrence #ratchet and clank #rac #I just #feel many things #about what we got in canon lore #and so very much wish we could get more #I need MORE #I need to know more about literally any character. even ratchet fr. but more about nef and Qwark and Lawrence as individuals. more about the #planets and moons and traveling and social expectations and wardrobe and ahdjaja #like why do so many characters ALWAYS wear gloves in canon?? is that part of social etiquette? hide the fingies #robots clearly have consciences and feelings (hi clank) and get attached (hi clank) to people and other robots (hi clank) #why does Qwark wear the outfit he has ? his family even has that shit on in that pic in that one game but I can’t remember if that’s a canon #game in the timeline… I take it as canon bc we have nothing else really #oh and also abilities special to species or different creatures #Qwark is strong but what else #ratchet is fluffy so does that mean he’s good to live in colder climates ? he has funky feet. for climbing ? does he have sharp nails or toe #beans? will we ever know?????? #do robots work from an internal power source ? do they need to charge or plug in or sleep? do they consume energy like transformers LMAO HEL

[bobauthorman]

(During the first tournament)

Johnny Cage: Y’know, I’m starting to like it here. Sure, it’s the hideout of a creepy sorcerer and cult who would kill as soon as they’d look at us, but take that away, and what do you have? A luxury tropical resort!

Sub-Zero: Can I kill him now?

Sonya Blade: No.

Sub-Zero: I can make it look like an accident!

Sonya: …How?

Raiden: Sonya!

Sonya: All right, no.

#Incorrect quotes #Mortal Kombat #johnny cage #sonya blade #sub-zero #bi-han #Raiden #source: ratchet & clank all 4 one

[purpleknight9k]

Draxum: You think a crushing defeat is all it takes to stop me?!

Leo: Um…yeah?

Draxum: Well, it’s not!!!

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt draxum #is it season 1 or are they playing ticket to ride? you pick #source: ratchet and clank

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Bentley: Why do we always have to choose between certain death and probable death?!

#i just followed a blog that last posted in 2012 i hate everything /j #source: ratchet and clank #[soliloqueue] #[totally correct] #sly cooper #incorrect quotes

[rwbybutincorrect]

Emerald: Can we kill him?

Nora: No.

Emerald: I can make it look like an accident.

Nora: ...How?

Ren: Nora!

Nora: Alright, no...

#emerald sustrai #nora valkyrie #lie ren #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: ratchet and clank

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Olivia, in a puzzle room in a temple: This says, "use rock to break glass to reach lever to break glass to get rock". Olivia: Oh, I love logic puzzles. Let's see, if we break the glass with the- Petra: (*smashes the glass with her sword*) Petra: Solved it.

#mcsm #mcsm olivia #mcsm petra #source: ratchet & clank: locked and loaded

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Talwyn: Are you limping

Ratchet: No.

Clank: He got shot in the leg

Talwyn: What?

Ratchet: A laser was gonna hit aphelion so I blocked it.

Talwyn: with your leg?!

#incorrect quotes #ratchet and clank #ratchet #clank #talwyn apogee #source: How to train your dragon race to the edge

[theognatinator]

Dr. Nefarious: You’ll never catch me squishies! Not when I shift into ‘MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!’

HI-YAH!!

(Ratchet and Clank catch him effortlessly)

Dr. Nefarious: I knew I should have gotten the turbo.

#ratchet and clank #ratchet and clank incorrect quotes #dr nefarious #source: spongebob squarepants #im bored

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Eric: Can we kill him?

Jen: No.

Eric: I can make it look like an accident.

Jen:...How?

Katie: Jen!

Jen: Alright, no...

#incorrect quotes #power rangers #time force #eric myers #jen scotts #katie walker #source: Ratchet and Clank

[incorrect-hgs]

Snapdragon: Can we kill him?

Caraway: No.

Snapdragon: I can make it look like an accident.

Caraway: …How?

Dretch: Caraway!

Caraway: Alright, no…

#High Guardian Spice #Quote #Source: Ratchet & Clank #Snapdragon #Caraway #Dretch