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Simon, humming: I was a girl in the village doing alright, then I became a princess over night.
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imagine-darksiders · 11 months
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Y/n: Death! I need some advice on dating an undead.
Death: You have come to the most powerful Horseman in the Universe... for advice on romance?!
Y/n: No? I came to you.
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incorrect-horizon · 2 years
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I don't care what project we make, as long as it explodes.
Boomer, definitely
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Pet-Vac:  We have to figure out a way to save Flynn! Any ideas?
Small Fry: Oh! Oh! I have a bunch of ideas!
Pet-Vac:  Any ideas that don’t involve fire?
Small Fry: Uhh… no.
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Lucifer: What are you two doing?
MC: Learning magic!
Lucifer: Well isn’t that cute? You’ll have to teach Mammon when you’re done, MC.
Mammon: Why I oughta-
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On their way to their first Wayne family dinner as a throuple...
Roy: What do you even bring to a mansion that's full of bats and gnomes?
Jason: An escape plan.
Kori: *nodding sagely*
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Charname: We have to figure out a way to save Imoen! Any ideas?
Neera: Oh! Oh! I have a bunch of ideas!
Charname: Any ideas that don’t involve wild magic?
Neera: Uhh… no.
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Dragon: What?! Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?
Jane: I don't know, you say some pretty ridiculous things all the time.
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incorrect-hgs · 10 months
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Sage: Should I have brought something? What do you even bring to your first dinner with your girlfriend’s transphobic parents?
Amaryllis: An escape plan.
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incorrectpups · 1 year
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Marshall: What?! Have you heard anything so ridiculous?
Chase: I dunno; you say some pretty ridiculous things all the time.
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Roma, upon meeting Epel for the first time: Well…aren’t you a burst of lavender radiance.
Epel: *not sure if he should feel offended or not* um…thank you?
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deadpoetsargas · 5 months
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You CANNOT tell me that Sofia the first theme song is not Merlin's song (after he married Arthur bcs stfu yes that happened)
Merlin: I was a girl in a village doing all right then I became a princess overnight, now I gotta figure out how to do it right🕺
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shychick-52 · 1 month
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(Sofia and Amber knock on Cedric's door)
SOFIA: You wanted to see us, Mr. Cedric?
CEDRIC: Ah, indeed, Princess Sofia! Or, more accurately, I wanted you to see me.
AMBER: May we come in?
CEDRIC: Please!
(The girls enter the workshop... and stop, greatly surprised, as they see Cedric's reflection in his full-length mirror where he's standing in front of, sporting a dark beard)
SOFIA: Mr. Cedric? What happened to your face?
AMBER: Did one of your spells go wrong?
CEDRIC: Hmm? No, Princesses. I wished to show you my new beard. A fine, full, dignified beard, not unlike that which all great sorcerers have. One which commands respect, and projects thoughtfulness and dignity. Well? Opinions?
SOFIA: (Tactfully) It's er, very different.
CEDRIC: When I stroke the beard thusly, do I not appear more wise?
AMBER: (barely holding in her amusement) I'm sorry, I have to go now. Goodbye.
(Amber leaves, quickly, laughing)
CEDRIC: ...Why was she laughing?
SOFIA: (shrugs, smiling politely)
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moonypears-blog · 14 days
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Cedric: What's going on?
Tilly, sat on the couch knitting knitting needles with yarn: Miranda's working late, the twins are in the ball room, and Sofia's in her room hating the world.
Cedric: What's wrong with Sofia?
Tilly: My guess is a boy, and I hope you like this song because it's in heavy rotation.
Cedric: I'll go talk to her.
Tilly: That's not a good idea.
Cedric: Mm, Sofia and I kind of have a father daughter thing.
Tilly: Maybe you and cute little Sofia but this is pre-teen angry Sofia. You haven't met her yet.
Cedric, walking to Sofia's room: I got this.
Tilly: Dumb and confident. My favourite combination.
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Boomer: I don’t care what project we make, as long as it explodes.
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vvyvernicus · 1 month
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Not this man convincing me to start yet another fanfiction—
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