#source: the lego batman movie

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Raph: *driving his shell cycle fast*

Mikey: *barely holding on* Raph, why did you ask Donnie to build this thing with only one seat!?

Raph: Because last I checked, I only have one ass!

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k3 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 #incorrect tmnt quotes #michelangelo #raphael #source: the lego batman movie

[hawkinsincorrect]

Joyce: You can't spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.

Jonathan: Yes, I can.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: the lego batman movie #joyce byers #jonathan byers

[thatoneacecryptid]

Alastor: Wait, what did you just say?

Vox: You can’t do both I said.

Alastor: No, I meant the other thing.

Vox: Save the hotel or stop your greatest enemy?

Alastor: Wait, you think you’re my greatest enemy?

Vox: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!

Alastor: No, I’m not.

Vox: Yes you are!

Alastor: No, I’m not!

Vox: YES YOU ARE!

#he wasn’t #alastor #vox #hazbin hotel #source: the lego batman movie

[incorrecthifirush]

Chai: I just wrote a song about how I’m gonna kick all your butts!

Kale: Stop him before he starts singing!

#hi-fi rush #Chai #kale vandelay #source: the lego batman movie

[incorrectpussinbootsquotes]

Perrito: I don't have a name but all the cats in this house call me Dick

Puss: Well, cats can be cruel

#puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #perrito #source: the lego batman movie #mod wish

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Dib: Good night, Gaz. Gaz: Dib, it's morning.

#invader zim #incorrect invader zim #dib membrane #gaz membrane #source: the lego batman movie

[weirdkev27]

Owlson: Is that your daughter?

Darkwing: Is that my daughter? Pfft, nah. That’d be weird!

Owlson: It’s weird if she’s not your daughter.

#ducktales 2017 #ducktales #incorrect ducktales quotes #zan owlson #darkwing duck #drake mallard #source: the Lego Batman movie

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: You can’t spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night

Bellatrix: Yes, I can

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: the lego batman movie #HP Fandom

[incorrectrotgquotes]

If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change.

North to Jack Frost

#source: the lego batman movie #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #incorrect quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #north #nicholas st. north #jack frost #jackson overland frost #mine

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Braniac (Marvin): you have two options rabbit; save the earth or catch your greatest enemy

Super Rabbit (Bugs): you think you're my greatest enemy?

Braniac: of course, who else one up to drive you up the wall like me?

Super Rabbit: Daffy

Braniac: Daffy's not a bad guy!

#submission #marvin the martian #bugs bunny #source: the lego batman movie

[chaoticace2005]

Vox: Save your little project or fight your greatest enemy. You can’t do both!

Alastor: I’m sorry… what did you just say?

Vox: You can’t do both?

Alastor: No! I mean the other thing.

Vox: Save the hotel or fight your greatest enemy?

Alastor: HA! You think you’re my greatest enemy?

Vox: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!

Alastor: HA! No I’m not.

Vox: Yes you are!

Alastor: No I’m not.

Vox: YES YOU ARE! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?

Alastor: Lucifer.

Vox: No he doesn’t!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: WHO?!

Alastor: Look my chum, I’d say I don’t currently have AN enemy. I am harassing a few different people.

Vox: What?!

Alastor: I like to fight around!

Vox: Okay okay, look. Im fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that. But what we have is special. So when people ask you who’s your number one rival you say?!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: NO! Are you seriously saying there is nothing- NOTHING special about our relationship?

Alastor, our aroace king: Woah! My dear, I don’t do “ships!”

Vox: What?

Alastor: As in “relationships”, there is no us.

Vox, immediately after Alastor leaves: *sobs and cuts his photo out of a group photo*

#alastor and Vox literally are Batman and joker in that movie #could be pre or post canon either way tbh #source: Lego Batman #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #vox hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #radiostatic #aroace alastor

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: Miwa, you can’t spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.

Karai: Yes, I can.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: lego batman movie #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #master splinter #karai

[4-as-in-a-trenchcoat]

Batman: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Emmet: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Rex: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Unikitty: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Batman: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

#the lego movie #the lego movie 2 #tlm #emmet brickowski #tlm emmet #rex dangervest #tlm rex #unikitty #batman #lego batman #incorrect quotes #tlm incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[totally-correct-lego-movie]

Batman: Damn... I would have brought a coat if I knew it was gonna be THIS cold...

Joker, handing him his coat: You can use mine! I barely notice the cold.

Watevra, handing him HER coat: Nononono, no way can he wear that white tailcoated sparkly monstrosity, everyone knows this vigilante wears BLACK.

Joker: Oh like your shapeless car coat is any better! Be might as well be wearing a black potato sack if he wore that thing!!

Watevra: Oh you did NOT just call my La Renta a "potato sack!!"

Joker and Watevra: *continue bickering*

Batman: ...

Batman: *puts on both coats*

#lego batman #lego joker #queen watevra wanabi #the lego movie 2 #tlm2 #lego movie #incorrect lego movie quotes #incorrect tlm quotes #incorrect quotes #mod ems #source: mod ems #watbatjokes #batjokevra #lego batjokes

[oneshoulderangel]

Mordred: Do you want to talk about how you’re feeling right now?

Galahad: I don’t talk about feelings, Mordred. I don’t have any, I’ve never seen one. I’m a grail hunting, crusade fighting righter of wrongs, and a God praising machine. I don’t feel anything emotionally other than righteous fury. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think they’re something behind that, then you’re crazy.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthurian legend #arthurian literature #arthurian mythology #king arthur #arthuriana #sir mordred #mordred the sunshine child #galahad and mordred #mordred and galahad #mordred #mordred pendragon #galahad is so done #galahadthegrumpy #sir galahad #galahad #incorrect arthurian quotes #source: Lego Batman movie

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

(Space Saga)

Sabre: Umm, why did you build the Galaxy Ship with only one seat?

Galaxy Steve: Cuz last time I checked, I only had one butt.

#steve saga #space saga #favremysabre #tss!sabre #galaxy ship #galaxy steve #tss!galaxy steve #incorrect quotes #incorrect steve saga quotes #incorrect space saga quotes #source: lego batman movie