#spider momma

[p---l---c]

do you think She feared those who were strong enough to surpass Her will?

#hollow knight #hk #hollow knight art #herrah the beast #hk herrah #hollow knight herrah #dunno why im on spider momma kick but hell yeah #bee draws #commissions open

[plutolittleplanetwithabigheart]

Just watched Across the Spiderverse and my headcanon for why Spider-Man India keeps commenting on the tension between Miles and Gwen is because he grew up watching Bollywood movies with his mom. This man knows relationship tension when he sees it and will not hesitate to comment on it.

#he is 100% a momma’s boy #also still loves Bollywood movies and watches them with his girlfriend #he is a soft boy #across the spiderverse #Spider-Man #miles and gwen #spider man india #pavitr prabhakar

[hyperfixatedfandomer]

I’ll be scrolling tumblr sometimes and then randomly remember that Spider is Latino-American, and it’s sad because he’ll never be able to reconnect with his mom’s culture or language :(

Does he even know that he comes from richer roots than U.S? We may never know..

I wish they made him trilingual.

#imagine Spider cursing in Spanish like his momma used to #coming from several different nationalities is an amazing experience #I wish Spider got to be proud of that. #but I totally understand why he isn’t #atwow #atwow spider #spider socorro #spider atwow #avatar spider #spider avatar #avatar 2 #avatar way of water #paz socorro #avatar #avatar headcanons

[toasterstr00dle]

Bob n Linda (and baby kids) doodles !!!

Got bored at work and just wanted to doodle them heheh

#bobs burgers #bob belcher #louise belcher #tina belcher #momma spider #linda belcher #gene belcher #bob is a good dad #artwork #digital art #digital illustration #doodle page #baby belchers #baby Louise #toddler gene #kid tina

[doctor-direst]

Why work at a major zoo and play with the giraffes when you can work at an insect/arthropod zoo and count 80 baby spiders with a paintbrush?

#Momma spider looked so exhausted

[naavispider]

ok I have the headcanon that Spider speaks Spanish 🥲(he only speaks Spanish when he is frustrated or when he is alone, Spanish is very personal to Spider).

The reason he knows Spanish is because Paz had a diary in which she only wrote in Spanish, when Spider found it he decided to learn Spanish to know what his mother wrote in it.

Quaritch would be very surprised that Spider speaks Spanish.

sorry if the message is not understood, english isnt my native language ♡

I love this. Like, really love it. I have immediately accepted it into my perceived version of canon 😍

Imagine if Paz recorded video diaries like the avatar drivers did. I know she definitely recorded videos once she found out she was pregnant, just talking to her unborn child, and when the war started to turn ugly and it looked like the final battle was going to be hard fought to survive, Paz recorded her final messages to Spider, just in case she didn’t make it.

She spoke in a mixture of English and Spanish, and when Spider first saw the videos, he realised he started to explore his mom’s culture more. Thankfully, there were Spanish speaking scientists that stayed behind at Hells Gate, so Spider asked them to teach him when he got old enough.

He’s not good at reading or writing, but languages are his thing. And he gets a warm glow of pride inside him whenever he remembers that he pursued Spanish, as a way of being closer to the mom he never knew.

#spider socorro #paz socorro #I canT #with the momma feels #these two will break my heart way more than Quaritch and spider 💀 #avatar the way of water #avatar 2

[crazy-dane-art]

Wolf spiders carry their spiderlings on their backs. I don't see why dogs dads would be any different

#my art #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #joffrey baratheon #sandor the hound clegane #valyrianscrolls #sandor is an entire 20 yo now dealing with a demon toddler #the poor thing #anyways have y'all SEEN pictures of wolf spider mommas with their little ones it's unfairly cute

[littlepawz]

Momma scorpion giving a ride to all her babies (seen under UV light). Babies of scorpions do not glow as much due to having lower amounts of beta-carboline on their exo-skeleton. 

#UV light photography #scorpion #scorpion momma #scorpion babies #predatory arachnids #types of spiders #scary creatures #Yikes! #no thanks!

[miffydolls]

@bigbadconnivingbastard @sokiniira @asteix0 @vam-piritz

spiders 😍

#cherry siblin’ #charlie father #momma cereal #lowkey loki #spiders

[somnas-writes]

Okay sorry if this is weird lol but in your "the bodyguards should have been friends" post you mentioned a fix-it fic and I am very intrigued- Is there anything about it you want to talk about?

Yeah!! I have a lot I want to write about (even though I haven’t finished the show, I’m already brain rotted)

The Theerapanyakun boys dynamic is one thing I plan to change/mess around with.

They would be genuinely unstoppable if they teamed up, but their dads (derogatory) are hellbent on keeping them isolated and in survival mode

They are all incredibly emotionally unavailable as well (they got HELLA trauma)

There’s five of them and I think each combination would have really different interactions/bonds

Khun, Kinn, and Kim are pit again Vegas and Macau their entire lives (major vs minor family feud, Korn and Gun being SHIT DADS)

They’re hostile because that’s what they were taught.

My plan/outline has them going through really big emotional break throughs (they get put in Situations and are forced to Confront their issues)

And as a result they band together

I also just want them to have good family relationships cause they deserve it

They bodyguards get to be Friends

I get that they had certain relationships and dynamics because it helped drive the plot

But holy hell imagine how uncomfortable that workplace setting was

Like big and Ken specifically hated Porsche. He hates them too, but it was an incredibly unhelpful thing

They all had their own duos (arm-pol, big-ken, Porsche-Pete), but as a group they could’ve had an great dynamic

Especially since they work for the same guys!! They get how crazy the work they do is, and they all know how these guys behave

They don’t even have to be besties (they aren’t for most of my rewrite) but for the sake of working smoothly they need to at least be casual and comfortable

I’m making Big work through his little crush on Kinn too

he and Porsche get to discuss what it’s like pursuing Kinn. it is something they should talk about, Kinn is a shared aspect of their life and having that grudge of “my crush chose him, not me.” Is just soooo petty and not healthy

Also Ken isn’t the traitor because I like him, he’s funky

Porsche and Chay are Good Siblings

I hate how they kept each other in the dark about huge things in their life

I understand (both as a younger sibling and as an older sibling) wanting to protect your family and not see them hurt. But it’s part of life!! Stuff hurts and it happens

They have a pretty special dynamic, with Porsche basically raising Chay

I wish we could’ve seen them being close siblings more in the series, I love the little montages we got of them together

But I think it’s missing that key part of them being unabashedly Honest and Real

Especially since Porsche choosing to become a bodyguard impacted a lot of Chays life. The one constant and stable figure of his life disappeared overnight and he had no way of contacting him

Porchay was alone during one of the most vital times of his adolescence. Porsche was isolated during a big change in his

In the rewrite, I want them to be more open about what they’re experiencing

They’re also just more ‘sibling like’, they go to annoy each other for fun, they work together against people because they’re a team.

One specific scenario I’ve been thinking about is Chay seeking out his brother to just be with him. (The scenario I’ve been envisioning is Chay walking into Kinn and Porsches room just to stare at him, dance Gangnam Style, turn off the lights and leave. I want Kinn to be absolutely baffled and Porsche to be Just So Done)

They’re siblings!!! It’s so fun to bother your siblings

Korn and Gun DIE

Im the second biggest Korn-Anti (Kim is first)

They’re Bad Parents and Shit People

They tear people apart just for their benefit and I’m Over It

I want these mfs DEAD AND BURIED

Kim deserves to stand at his dads grave, talk shit and walk away

I want their kids to heal!!! They deserve to be happy, even if 3/5 of them are Gigantic Meanies

And some silly little details for fun!!

Porchay is a Kpop stan, I’m a Kpop stan so I’m projecting (he makes Porsche watch music videos with him and they learned a dance together once)

Porsche (pre-mafia) was involved in a variety of activities (street racing, dance battles, catering, modeled once or twice)

Porsche can do street dancing, learned when he was like 11 and it became his go to dance style

Porsche and Chay have matching tasers (Kuromi and My Melody respectively)

They bond over sad music (Olivia Rodrigo, Lana Del Ray, Taylor Swift and Mitski)

Chay likes Sanrio

Chay gets his own ‘stage name’ (its Serpent, he wanted a cool sounding one like Phoenix)

Macau shows up more, no particular reason I just miss him

Jom and Tem show up more towards the beginning (they’re Porsches ride or dies)

Big also speaks English (while Ken is Aussie, he’s got a bit of a English accent)

Kinn really likes snoopy (he has a snoopy blanket from Khun that he hides)

Khun makes the bodyguards (main 6) dress up as the sailor scouts at some point. They all fight over who gets to be Sailor Moon (Ken won and actually ate it up)

A lot more name calling and cursing, I’m talking fun ones!! Porsche calls Ken and big lots of names when they’re rivals. (‘Mean girls’, ‘Dick riders’, at one point ‘Jack and Jill’)

Kim is into lots of alt-rock, pop-punk, and alt-indie American bands

his music as WIK is nothing like any of that. It’s just Jeff saturs discography (in my mind I’m mixing in other solo artists, mainly eric nam and RM) [i have a lot of brain rot regarding music]

Kinn is a LOSER (/pos, affectionate) he deserves it

The bodyguards get drunk together and make a tier list on which Theerapanyakun boy is the most likely to get canceled and why (ignoring mafia activities) [i might make this a post later lmao]

While they’re getting drunk Porsche falls and eats shit, big loses it and cries from laughing (that’s their little break through moment in their friendship)

#I destroy canon #and eat it for breakfast #I dont actually eat a true breakfast often #it’s more like brunch #but you get it #thank you sm for the ask!! #I’ve had intense KP brain rot #like I have 70 au ideas #I have a Spider-Man au in the brain (momma Kittisawat was spider-women. chay and Porsche inherent the abilities and mantle) #but the rewrite/au is something I really want to get out #it’ll take a long time bc I have 0 energy but it’ll be a work in progress #I have a lot of ideas #and I just need to get a solid outline and timeline for the story #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kpts #kpts au #kinnporsche au #kp rewrite #kinn theerapanyakul #porsche kittisawasd #porchay kittisawasd #I haven’t actually even finished the series #I started it during the end of the school year and has to stop bc it was too distracting #it’s summer now and I haven’t continued #cause I lost the pirating link💀 #I’ll find it eventually and finish the show #thank you so much to ask again!!!! it means a lot that someone want to hear me ramble<333

[floral-hex]

Took some pictures of this big momma spider with babies all over her back, but I made the mistake of zooming in and seeing all those little legs, so instead of having to look at that again, here’s my cat Oreo:

#look at his tummy! #chonky boy #I’m sorry I just can not look at those spider pics #I say how much I like the little buggies but all those little legs… 😬 #she was a pretty decent size too #I mean not huge but def quite a bit bigger than the usual hunting spider I see #I had to sweep her away from the front door #sorry but after a black widow managed to hitch a ride from the front porch into the apartment a few weeks ago I just can’t risk it #I love you momma legs but I don’t need a million baby spiders in my kitchen #I seriously yelled when I zoomed in on the picture. I’m so squeamish. #it did make me BRIEFLY consider having a terrarium full of little spiders tho #like a little spider town. dozens of siblings fuckin and fightin and eating crickets #but that would probably be too cruel to house that many leggies in one container #so anyway… here’s my cat instead. his name is oreo. he’s so soft and he needs constant attention #you WILL love him #mine

[milfbro]

they took away my favorite spider :/ I think a bird must've eaten it

#it was on my way to the dog park #I always stopped to admire it because it was massive and adorable #but given that most of the web was still there I don't think this was a person I think a bird got her #bye big momma spider :(((

[pinkyjulien]

ALRIGHT TIME TO ROLEPLAY THOSE FUCKS

#Pinky plays BG3 #Neylan was my first run- based on My Reactions so he got Neutral Good #Ingrid is big barbarian momma who protected her wood elf clan and take care of everyone there #Zenith is a lil fucker- not dangerous but annoying- will get you drunk and steal your bag of coins typa dude #Wooz is gonna be my dumbass run- she WILL lick the dead spider and blame her goofery on her Orc of a dad :plead: #Neutral Chaotic dude is my Dark Urge run and not having any name is fitting imo #AND THEN OCTAVIA IS MY BAD BITCH She'll fuck and kill her way through the brain and take control of the world uwu #in order- Elf - Half Elf - Tiefling - Gnome - Human - Drow #Barbarian - Ranger - Bard - Wizard - Figther - Warlock #Baldur's Gate 3

[dark-mega]

It's funny how you're taught that nurture plays an immeasurable role in who you are while also being taught that YOU play an immeasurable role in who you are. The thing is, deep down nobody really believes nurture plays an immeasurable role in who you are while also believing that YOU play an immeasurable role in who you are, at least in a consistent way. Deep down people want it to be one or the other depending on the person they're judging so they sort people into two groups. Those who are the way they are because the world forces their hand, and those who are the way they are "just because". That's sadly how you get characters like Adrien Agreste and Jack Horner. Like Astruc said, everyone knows Adrien is "perfect", but does flawed things because the world forces his hand. And everyone knows nurture played no role in creating Jack Horner. He is the way he is "just because".

You see this is actually showcased by Jack,Adrien and Chloe

Chloe was molded by her nurture since every aspect of her personality was because of someone else’s influence. Her mother her pure hatred for anything that she doesn’t like but also her need for attention, her spoiled personality and the fact she sometimes is a giant brat but also her relationship with Sabrina which may have come from the similar relationship their fathers have (showcased by mega leech) and finally Hawkmoth & ladybug molded her personality in different ways; Ladybug for the better and hawkmoth for the worse but Chloe never really did anything to build character herself, she just learned from others

Jack was molded by himself since every part of he’s life is nothing but him having the wrong reaction, loving parents,a thriving business and a mansion, yet he still envy’s the fairytale characters, Jack choose to be like that

And Adrien a bit of both since he’s obviously emotionally easy to break and manipulate thanks to he’s father but he molded himself has someone with… “attitude” to say the least which is showcased by he’s alter ego “cat noir” which showcased he’s self built sense of rebellion

On a side note can i talk about how this talks about Adriens character and hawkmoth has a villain?

people always debate if Ladybug should be the protagonist but cat noir having not only having this personal conflict but also hawkmoth being he’s father shows he has more potential than she could ever had

They try to give them a Spider-Man and Green Goblin kind of rivalry but that doesn’t work with ladybug and Hawkmoth

Good villains have something that puts them against their Hero

Batman and Joker are complete opposites

Death is Puss in Boots biggest fear and motivation for the wish (literally) going after him

Green goblin and Spider-Man are in similar situations, both have the power to change the world but Peter learned to use this power to better the life’s of others even if he’s sucks, meanwhile Norman used this power to better he’s life while ruining others to better he’s already great life (not talking about the movie version but more like of the comics and other series version)

Hawkmoth does not have any kind of connection with ladybug or parallel or anything, at most he makes her life a stress for having to save Paris while also being her crush father. But outside of that the character that fits better has Hawkmoth enemy is Adrien

Jack exists not only so they can get rid of the wish and have a big bad to defeat since death is unbeatable, but also to showcase the kinds of villains. A movie Can have, the movie doesn’t pretend he’s puss biggest enemy but he’s the worse person in here

Gabriel is the worse person but still fails to be anything more than a villain, he lacks the enjoyment of Jack or the sympathy Goldilocks & the three bear give and he’s not even near the level of intimidation,fear,power and personal connections Death has with puss

#goldilocks #baby bear #daddy bear #momma bear #death puss in boots #big jack horner #jack horner #hawkmoth #chloe bourgeois #the joker #batman #spiderman #green goblin #adrien agreste #chat noir #cat noir #marinette dupen chang #ladybug #puss in boots the last wish #spider man #miraculous ladybug #MLB #puss in boots #rant #miraculous rant

[chershire23]

Night Fury Makto

The Beginning.

It was night time on pandora and everything seemed to be going well. It had been about a month since the RDA was defeated and most of the humans were sent back to earth. Those who stayed were the scientists who had sided with the Na’vi during the war and had earned the respect of the people. But there was another who had to stay behind. Miles Socorro, or just Spider as everyone else has dubbed him, is a month old baby whose parents were on the wrong side of the war and ended up dying, leaving behind their defenseless child. They left him in the hands of people who barely take care of themselves properly, imagine how they will end up taking care of a baby who needs attention 24/7. That's how we find ourselves friends outside the window of the poor boy's room listening to him cry no one even bothering to come to heed him in his time of need. Oh, you see that creature hidden amongst the shadows of Pandora? That's me, I am a creature of the night. Something that even makes the mighty Toruk tremble in fear when it hears me sore through the sky.

My name is Aloka and I was drawn to this human nest due to a very strange sound coming from it. As I draw closer the sound gets louder and louder. I got to what I thought was an opening but when I went to put my head through it I smacked my snout on an invisible barrier. Groaning, I rub my paw against my snout before looking through the human made barrier trying to pinpoint what is making that sound. That's when I saw him. A human cub who looks to be no more than a moon old crying his little head off. My maternal instinct kicked in and wanting to help him I looked for a way in but this nest didn’t look to have any entrances or exits. So how do they get in and out? Suddenly an idea came to mind. Raising my paw I bop it against the barrier whilst cooing loudly to gain the cubs attention. His cries turn to hiccups as he notices me. I croon at him before opening my mouth, sticking out my tongue and pressing my snout against the barrier whilst making funny faces. I can hear his muffled giggles reach my ears through the barrier as I pull away from it to look down at him properly.

I watch the little cub giggle before he reaches a chubby little paw up as if wanting to grab me. Oh sweet cub I wish to hold you as well but I don't think I can get past this barrier, or can I? The little one's bed is far enough away that if i were to break down the barrier it will not hurt him. But I have seen the humans wear these weird face things whenever they are outside. Would he need a face thing as well and where can I get one if so. Just as I started to overthink things, an Atokorina from one of Eywa’s great trees flies down and softly floats in front of the barrier. Well then that is all the confirmation that I needed. I raised up onto my hind legs and started slamming my upper body against the barrier. The barrier started to crack and red lights started flashing and this awful noise started screeching in my ear. That would not deter me though. I continued my assault on the clear barrier and finally it broke sending shards scattering across the ground. I crawled through the opening and brought my head up close to my soon to be new cub. Up close I can see that he has beautiful curly blond tufts of fur on his head and shining golden brown eyes.

I croon softly at him as I take in his image more. He is swaddled in a giant piece of cloth that hangs half way out of his little bed and I lean in closer to get a whiff of his scent. He smells slightly like the human nest which is a dull awful smell but it is slightly over powered by the cubs own unique scent. A scent of which I could not place but was very pleasing to my senses. Sticking out my tongue I give him a few gentle licks and in return I get loud giggles that make me coo. Retracting my teeth I went to pick him up to leave when a scrawny human male burst through the entrance of the room and he’s wearing the weird face thing. Spider! He shouts out as he entered the room like a wounded Yerik. He froze though once he saw me. He looks between me and the cub now dubbed Spider. He starts to get fidgety and immediately I know he wants to make a grab at MY cub. I snarled at him before Grabbing my little Spider giant cloth and all before taking off out the way I came in and flying out into the forest.

NO! I could hear him yell out as I flew away. Looking back I could see him leaning against the broken barrier as tears welled up in his eyes. I felt slightly sorry but the Great Mother deemed him and the rest of the humans unfit to parent him. That is why she led me to him that night knowing I would give him the love, care and attention he needed to grow big and strong. It was as if the great mother knew something none of us didn’t would happen if this cub didn’t get the parental care needed. I did know this though. Spider was now mine. Mine to me and no matter where he went or what they would call him he would always be my son.

#avatar #spider soccoro #avatar fanfiction #httyd crossover #Avatar crossover #Dragons #night fury #Spider gets a momma #avatar twow

[mommalosthermind]

Horrible questions 18: Are you scared of spiders?

I am always interested in hearing stories about spiders because almost everyone has experienced or heard of at least one insane story about spiders. I am afraid of spiders.

I do *not* do well with spiders. I am, however, significantly better now than I was. I didn’t want to pass on my extreme panic response to the kids so I did my best to quell my need to lose my entire shit over spiders while they were little lmao

As a kid, we moved a ridiculous amount. Like, every six months “Hey (name) I knew you were going to be in this school again this year because you weren’t last year” type of often. And we were not exactly well off, so I spent a lot of time in run-down apartments or slap-shod basement rooms. Which means waking up to a spider hanging out somewhere On Me or Very Close To Me was not unusual.

The house I’m in now had been vacant for almost a year before we moved in. I had to deal with so many spiders. SO fucking many spiders. Cleaning up while also unpacking was An Experience. At least they were normal tiny spiders.

In the house my mother’s in, I stopped opening my curtains entirely because there were bushes outside my window, which mean I would open the curtains to a half dozen fucking wolf spiders just. Hanging out. On the screen. Hard fucking pass. THEY RUN SO FAST. THEY ARE VERY LARGE. I DO NOT LIKE IT.

My partner got to learn all about brown recluse spiders while on a military trip where they were a legitimate concern. He felt the need to share. I was not pleased about it. Necrosis! Making your walk in the woods so much more fun!

The worst spider story I have though is when I was uhhh seventeen, I think? My partner and I and our friends would hang in the woods for hours. That evening, a friend brought her guitar and we set up a little fire in a new area, since our usual haunt had been fucked with. It was a lovely evening until I felt something tickle the side of my face. I had my hood up, so I thought it was a fucking branch or something at first.

I was completely covered in baby spiders. Like. Stood up and it looked like my pants were moving *covered*. I did not scream, but that’s mostly because I was too busy losing my fucking mind. They fled pretty quickly once I stood too close too the fire but uhhhhhh. I wanted to set myself of fire ngl. The shower that evening was. A little bit of a panic attack probably. I was very red for a while.

#answered asks #momma talks #spiders #ajlkajeo;Igoraoiha my skin is crawling lmao