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boanerges20 · 3 months
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Elf | Honda
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shanks · 1 year
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ハヤブサ
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aliloveslazytown · 2 months
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The big omission is that Sportacus never took off his hat
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ratcate · 10 months
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Gobling hunter elf gal and THE PREY
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tufnation · 7 months
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Cool selection
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carnethyne · 10 months
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Angamaitë, wrestling champion
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lafleshlumpeater · 1 year
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Oh Leo,
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This is exactly why you need a loving and caring partner who would drag you away from Bunker Nine and wrap you up in blankets and make sure you sleep for at least nine hours haha me
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dark-elf-writes · 3 months
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Customer yelling at clouds little choco puffs: JUST GET IT FUCKING SENT TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OR ARE YOU TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING?
Cloud walking through the back door dripping monster blood having just gotten back from a particularly irritating delivery: why don’t we take this-
Customer: I’ll see myself out
Cloud: thought so
Cloud dripping blood and monster parts scowling even more than normal eyes literally glowing so bright it’s casting terrifying shadows around the rest of his face: *enters the building*
Customer: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!!???
Marlene and Denzel: Hi dad :D
Customer: oh i fucked up. Oooo I fucked uuuup
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virfujiwara · 1 year
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*plays olivia rodrigo's favorite crime*
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boanerges20 · 2 months
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Christian Le Liard
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aliloveslazytown · 2 months
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to those of you who submitted polls of hobbit fistfights I LOVE YOU however when I tried to publish them tumblr was like "your post was so out of this world that we can't post it!" and crashed so I LOVE YOU but i'm gonna have to wait unfortunately to get polls :( staff pleeeeaaaaaasssse i want the shire battle royale
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nosferatufaggot · 2 months
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Damn I just chugged so much milk. Sportacus just says anything and I blindly follow.
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dark-elf-writes · 3 months
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Tseng watching the news that shows a swath of destruction and fire: God what idiot did that
*camera pans over to show Cloud still brawling with someone in the street*
Tseng, scrambling for his keys: oh fuck it’s my idiot
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lemonyboy97 · 6 months
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Getting put in a walking boot. Thank you musical theatre
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motheatenscarf · 1 year
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That said the story for Heavensward was good, I was really enjoying it, and then it sent me on a corporate team building retreat to make peace with the dragons including Alphinaud, Estinien, and Ysayle.
The narrative tension has kind of dissolved, things seemed pretty urgent but now we're taking our time going on an amazing journey together, and that's fun! Like, that's where the flavor of RPGs comes from! Walking simulator, babey!
But also, uhhhh, lol, I thought we were doing this because the dragons were about to attack Ishgard RIGHT fucking now? We had to RUN to tell Aymeric not to launch a preemptive strike, but now we're making pit stops back in Gridania because oh shit, nobody's heard the recast Kan E-Senna yet!
But yeah, it's making me like Ysayle a lot, which I'm concerned about. Last really cool lady character I got attached to was Moenbryda and in retrospect I realized I hadn't seen like, any posting about her, which makes me concerned she'll either die or get let down by the narrative. That or it's just fandom's usual tendency to ignore female characters for less interesting male counterparts.
Speaking of.
Estinien...
Now, he can give Alphinaud the business for being a pampered little rich boy who doesn't know how to collect firewood all he wants, he's not wrong, the boy was kind of an entitled shit when we first met him and frankly he could stand to do more physical labor to build character or at least sympathy for people who do physical labor. That's the class enemy upbringing we gotta weed out of him.
HOWEVER.
I kind of draw the line! At MOCKING the traumatized child who's still got hella PTSD about getting all his friends maybe killed! For worrying about the WoL when he might have sent her into a deathtrap again!
Like, it's clear he's not being intentionally cruel, but uh, wow what a piece of shit. Which really contextualizes his earlier critiques of him. And like. That's been all of their interactions so far, is him relentlessly harping on the boy to be stronger and tougher and have less feelings and like. I've seen this happen to boys in my own real life and it just reminds me of how shitty fathers and male role models try to impart shitty lessons onto boys and mess them up for life. And this gives that kinda vibe! And I don't!! Like!! Estinien!!
If he keeps trying to instill my boy with toxic masculinity, I'm going to rip his intestines out with my fucking teeth and strangle him with them!!!!
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