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piratefishmama · 4 months

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I Wish | Part 2

Two sharp claps woke Eddie that following morning.

Followed by the whirring sound of some kind of motor, and then gradually, sunlight.

Sunlight travelled up his face until it hit his eyes directly, lighting up all the little veins behind his eyelids that nobody ever really wanted to see but no matter which way he shoved his head into the pillow, and he did try left and right…

He couldn’t dodge the sunlight.

“Wakey Wakey rockstar!” He was awake. Wide awake, sat up very straight very quickly and then everything felt very wrong when his world spun and— “awh shit Eddie, not again. Hold it! Don’t you dare, not until I—” chunks hit the floor about two seconds before a bucket would have been in place to catch it all. The shockingly red bucket held frozen in place where it’d failed to reach him. “Get there.”

Whoever that was sounded so disappointed.

Eddie had no idea why, but he felt like death. The sunlight hurt his eyes, and his head ached like he’d been hit by a brick wall, not him walking into one, no, one falling on him.

“Ngghhh” he groaned, before spitting what remained in his mouth out into the bucket, for what it was worth.

“What did you do last night, Eddie?” Eddie lifted his head up slowly, trying not to agitate his throbbing headache any more than it already was. With squinted eyes, he struggled to make out the person in front of him, but even when his focus returned, he couldn’t place exactly who the guy was, nor… where he was.

The room he was in was… large.

A huge open space with beige walls sparsely decorated by what looked like gaudy hotel art, he didn’t recognise the bedsheets either, softer than his usual ones, and when he finally found his eyes able to focus against the harsh direct light of the windows, with his hand shielding them a little, the large floor to ceiling windows of his room looked out across a city skyline.

“Who… who’re you?” That was apparently the wrong thing to say. Mystery guy didn’t look too impressed.

“Are you kidding me? Who—who am I? That’s how bad it is? You’re so fucked up you’ve forgotten me this time? I swear to god every fucking time Eddie. Every single goddamn time it’s like this and you just—I keep falling for it!!” Every pitchy hike of that voice had Eddie wincing back “What excuse will it be this time Eddie? It was just ‘one last time?’ Or what about your greatest hit ‘everyone else was doing it’, or maybe you’ll just wave it away like it doesn’t even matter? What did you even take?!” Eddie just wanted to hide, he wanted to hide under the mystery covers, away from this loud person who seemed to know him but…

Eddie was still drawing a blank.

The last thing he remembered, the last thing he clearly remembered, was being in the trailer after coming home from the faire, he remembered… he remembered—

“Where’s… where’s Stephan?” He remembered the Genie.

“Stephan? Who the fuck is Stephan? Are you—motherfucker are you cheating on me?! Who the FUCK is Stepha—” the bedroom door opened, cutting off the mystery mans tirade before Eddie could think too deeply about the idea of cheating on someone he didn’t even know, and like straight out of some kind of sit com, in walked the man himself.

All that was missing was an audience cheer track.

“I’m Stephan, Louie. Please get out.” ‘Louie’ straightened up, face seemingly set into a permanent scowl, he’d have probably been attractive if Eddie’s first encounter with him wasn’t that.

“Steve? Where the hell have you been?! You let him get like thi—”

“Get out Louie, or I remove you.” Arms crossed over broad chest, frame tall, broad, his attire less like it was in the trailer, now he wore a simple white button down and a pair of black slacks. Imposing despite its simplicity. “And make no mistake I will remove you.” He added, tone just as firm as his stance, Louie faltered, resolve quickly crumbling under that impressive presence.

“Fine, but I’m done with this. I can’t do it anymore, I can’t support him like this, so… please have my things sent to my apartment in Chicago. I’m finished.” And out he went, without even so much as a backwards glance to the deeply confused man still in bed, door slammed behind him leaving him alone with ‘Steve’.

“…Stephan?”

“Yeah, Eddie?”

“What the fuck is going on?” The outfit melted away, replaced with a glittering twinkle of a stereotypical magical effect, by the peasant garb he’d worn in the trailer. It was him.

He was real.

Stephan, or… Steve. Steve was easier, he was going to use Steve. Steve offered him his best attempt at an apologetic smile, before approaching to sit on the edge of the bed. “World fame, big shot. You’re lucky I didn’t dump you mid-way through one of your gigs, or worse, last night. Sorry but this was the uh… lesser of many evils. You’re currently in LA staying at a hotel midway through a press tour to advertise your new album, and that… was Louie. Your boyfriend of… three months now? Underwear model, definitely too young for you, I never approved but hey, who listens to the Genie? Nobody, because you’re all too ‘metal’ to listen to the Genie.”

That was… so much information at once. The room still felt like it was spinning, Louie had left the bucket on the floor next to the throw up. Eddie kind of wanted to throw up again. He couldn’t even process the ‘boyfriend’ thing.

“Can… can I wish to feel better?” He was almost proud of himself for coming up with that one.

“Sure you can.”

“I wish I felt better.” A snap of Steve’s fingers, and all those aches, all those pains, the headache the nausea the spinning, it all just. Vanished. Kind of disorientating but, for less than a second, and he was fine. Clear as a whistle, never felt better than he did in that moment. “Holy shit…” Steve smiled. He was prettier than Louie when he smiled.

“You’re welcome. Listen Eddie… I’ve basically disguised myself as your bodyguard in this reality, I exist as a normal person in your life, your band know me, your friends know me, I will be there in all realities we walk through together in some way shape or form. But this one… this one is tricky.”

“Can I wish for the throw up to be gone cause it’s starting to smell.”

“Go ahead.”

“I wish the throw up was gone.” Another snap, both the vomit, and the bucket were gone “oooh bucket too, you overachiever” Steve snorted a little laugh, shaking his head, making his softly coifed bangs sway lightly. “Where were you when I needed to clean my room last month?”

“Please be serious, Eddie, only for a moment.” Eddie settled in the bed, hands in his lap, totally fixed on Steve. Then he noticed he had new tattoos on his hands and suddenly that was way more interesting. As were the tattoos up his arms, a whole sleeve, no. Both sleeves! He looked down at his chest, MORE tattoos, and— Steve grabbed the covers before he could lift them to check his lower half. “Eddie.” Oop. The tone was firm, not quite as intimidating as the one Steve had used on Louie, but… Eddie stilled.

“I’m listening big guy.”

“You wished for world fame, that your band were to become world famous. That does not happen in a blink of an eye, Eddie. Not even by magic. That happens with years of experience, of effort, it happens with dive bars, basement, and garage gigs, it happens with multiple awful record deals that limit and exploit you until you find something that works, it takes nearly breaking apart, it takes, and it takes, and it takes, but what it takes the most of… is time. Eddie. It takes time.” And wasn’t that sobering.

He looked at his hands again. Saw the weathered lines amidst the tattoos for the first time.

Steve didn’t stop him this time from looking beneath the covers, there were more tattoos, way more than he remembered having, but there were lines where lines shouldn’t be, scars where scars shouldn’t be, there were wrinkles in places he was too young to have wrinkles in. Weathered.

He looked weathered.

Steve could only be sympathetic about it, could only appear softened, like he knew this would be tough, but he couldn’t really do anything about it.

“…How much time, Steve?” His fingers gripped the covers tight, he could feel his heart in his throat, thumping away faster as anxiety skyrocketed. He was older. His wish was world fame he didn’t think about anything other than that. It wasn’t even supposed to work Steve was supposed to just be some crazy homeless person who walked in from the cold.

He wasn’t supposed to be real.

“About thirty years?” Eddie pinched himself again on autopilot. It hurt. Silently, he threw his covers off of himself, and stood, the room didn’t spin like it had been earlier and nothing hurt like before, Steve’s magic working like a charm. Still silent, he crossed the room to the bathroom, turned on the light, and found himself looking at… a stranger.

No. It was still him. But he was struck with the thought of why someone like Louie, youthful and handsome as he’d been even in his anger, would want something like him? Wrinkled skin, bags under his eyes, his body slimmer than it ever ought to be and his hair… still long and badly maintained, but now peppered with streaks of grey. “What…” his voice croaked, his hand lifting to rub at the loose skin of his cheeks. Gaunt. Weathered. “What happened to me?”

“Addiction mainly.” Steve was there, behind him in the doorway, close but not touching. Never touching. He held a robe in his hand.

“I don’t do—”

“Mmm… you didn’t… not at first. You smoked but… drugs were more a business venture to you than a vice, right?” Absently, Eddie nodded. He’d dealt his fair share of weed, so what? How had he gone from dealer to— “one of those record labels that didn’t fit. You see… it’s easy to keep a band relevant and making money, when they’re always making headlines, good or bad, it doesnt matter, getting publicly trashed makes some people more money than it loses. Coupled with heartbreak, encouragement, and easy access… impulse control was never your strong suit, was it?” He spoke like he knew him. Maybe he did, Steve had said a genie knew its master, right? “World fame has its dark side. There’s no gain without some form of suffering, Eddie, especially when the gain is as gigantic as world fame.”

“Can—can I go back?”

“Of course you can, you need only wish it. However… I don’t think you should though. Not yet. This is jarring, seeing yourself like this, it’s incredibly jarring, however… you asked for world fame and haven’t even experienced it. Just a small downside. Why don’t you live the day, think of it as an opportunity to experience what this is like, maybe it’ll help you achieve some goals in your own time.” Eddie’s eyes returned to his own reflection, taking it in…

He kind of looked like Wayne. There were worse people he could look like in his older years, especially since people had always claimed he looked like his father. But no... he looked like Wayne. He took some comfort in that.

“…Will it be safe?” Steve regarded him with silence for a moment, just long enough for Eddie to understand. “Nothing’s ever totally safe, is it?”

“No, it’s not. But as your bodyguard I’ll be as close as I can at all times. You don’t need to ask if you can wish it either, if you want to go home, just wish it, and it’ll be done, alright?” Steve stepped forwards into Eddie’s space, and carefully draped the robe over his bare shoulders as Eddie nodded his acknowledgement and pulled the robe tighter around himself, Steve’s hands still there, a pleasantly warm and grounding weight on his shoulders. “Now you should shower, and get yourself dressed. You have a few things to do today so I’ll be waiting outside to take you to your first thing once you’re ready.”

Eddie was almost scared to ask. “Which is?”

“Breakfast of course, but then you’re taping a talk show so chop chop!”

Two quick claps in succession and Steve was off, headed for the door to give him some privacy as if he hadn’t just seen Eddie completely nude, ignoring the sharp, “A what?!” That followed from the bathroom as he exited the suite.

Part 4

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mistergaslow · 1 year

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Somebody better call Friend Computer.

I'm a big fan of the Paranoia TTRP, so I drew 100 Troubleshooters. Perfect to use for your next Hero of the Complex/ Hate Week.

Please avoid mixing with any other AI programs, as FC hates competition.

In order (from top to bottom, left to right):

William-R-WTF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Death Leopard MP: 8 RM* Levitation. Traits: Gregarious, Daredevil, Greenhorn *

James-R-UFE-1: FI 12; SEC 09; TER 10; SUR 07.Ma 05; St 10; Vi 10; Ha 07; So 04; We 04. Romanticist MP: 9 Energy Field. Traits: Loyal, Veteran, Luddite *

Milly-R-BRZ-2: FI 14; SEC 08; TER 05; SUR 10.Ma 09; St 06; Vi 05; Ha 09; So 07; We 04. FCCC-PMP:18 RM* Pyrokinesis. Traits: Organized, Loyal, Clumsy *

Stepha-R-VJZ-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 15.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Illuminati/Computer Phreaks MP: 14 Hyper Reflexes. Traits: Ambitious, Snoop, Wannabe Programmer

Kathara-R-XRS-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 08.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. PsionMP:16 Stretchy Traits: Ambitious, Secret Agent, Incompetent

Deiress-R-DMS-1: FI 04; SEC 06; TER 14; SUR 10.Ma 06; St 08; Vi 10; Ha 05; So 06; We 08. MysticsMP: 14 Spike. Traits: Strong, Lazy, Glutton *

Polly-R-GMM-1: FI 14; SEC 13; TER 07; SUR 05.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Illuminati/FCCC-PMP: 7 RM* Inflation. Traits: Weak, Bureaucratic, Egotistical

Mallo-R-CMT-1: FI 11; SEC 08; TER 15; SUR 12.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Frankenstein’s Destroyers MP:2 Chromativariation. Traits: Gregarious, Daredevil,

Gardon-R-FIY-1: FI 11; SEC 06; TER 15; SUR 12.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. PURGE MP:13 Hypersenses Traits: Sneaky, Confident,

Joktan-R-KIP-2: FI 15; SEC 12; TER 08; SUR 15.Ma 07; St 04; Vi 02; Ha 04; So 05; We 05. PsionMP: 18 Transmutation Traits: Egotistical, Loud, Bloodthirsty *

Aleksandra-R-YAD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 06; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 07; We 09 FCCC-PMP: 3 Detect Mutant Power. Traits: Junkie, Hotblooded, Greedy

Irma-R-ORF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 09; Ha 10; So 09; We 07. Sierra ClubMP: 17 Stench. Traits: Junkie, Scientist, Engineer,

Jeanne-R-BAR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 05; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 09; We 04. Illuminati/MysticsMP: 14 Matter Eater Traits: Multitasker, Squeamish, Troublemaker

Sindri-R-TAW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 10; So 08; We 08. RomanticsMP:20 Haze Traits: Self-Destructive, Idiot, Greedy

Eluf-R-EFT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 05; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. HumanistsMP: 6 Light Control. Traits: Hotblooded, Weak, Junkie

Sleve-R-WIS-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 09; Vi 06; Ha 10; So 04; We 04. Humanists MP: 13 Jump! Traits: Craven, Moocher, Weak

McDichael-R-INT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 06; Vi 04; Ha 05; So 04; We 04. Communists MP: 16 Polymorphism Traits: Merchantile, Strong, Confident

Onson-R-STR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 12; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. Free EnterpriseMP: 11 Matter Eater. Traits: Gym Rat, Confident, Greenhorn

Sweemey-R-CON-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 10 Partial Invisibility. Traits: Slow, Disloyal, Sycophant

Tony-R-DEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 10; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 10. Mystics MP: 2 Transmutation. Traits: Merchantile, Altruistic, Showoff

Mario-R-CHA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 07. Death LeopardMP:6 Toxic Metabolism. Traits: Snoop, Wimp, Wannabe Programmer

Todd-R-REP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 06; Vi 06; Ha 04; So 10; We 02. Sierra Club MP: 16 Levitation. Traits: Rude, Sturdy, Wimp

Rey-R-GIB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Free EnterpriseMP: 1 Polymorphism. Traits: Dedicated, Artistic, Tech Savvy

McSriff-R-GAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 09. Anti-Mutant MP: 9 Electroshock. Traits: Rude, Greedy, Showoff

Dwight-R-TAW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 02; St 10; Vi 04; Ha 09; So 05; We 06. Illuminati/ Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 1 Regeneration. Traits: Well-Connected, Troublemaker, Comrade

Charlotte-R-ABY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 09; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 08; We 08. Communists MP:20 RM* Hyperreflexes Traits: Pro-Computer, Stealthy, Troublemaker

Liza-R-MEW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 10; So 06; We 05. Romantics MP: 10 RM* Stretchy. Traits: Insecure, Moocher, Psychopath

Jane-R-DAP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Romantics MP:6 Creeping Madness. Traits: Hotblooded, Medicinal, Teacher

Tiina-R-FIE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 07; So 07; We 04. FCCC-PMP: 5 Rubber Bones Traits: Eager, Weak, Nearsighted

Odalis-R-BEE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 06; Ha 10; So 04; We 04. PURGEMP: 18 Cryokinesis. Traits: Anti-Computer, Strong, Snoop

Clemens-R-YOK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 05; We 04. Anti-Mutants MP: 4 Magnatize. Traits: Organized, Joyful, Know-it-all

Roul-R-FIE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 06; Vi 04; Ha 07; So 08; We 09. Illuminati/ Romantics MP: 8 Matter Eater. Traits: Replaceable, Villain, Dedicated

Larry-R-KEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 12; St 07; Vi 08; Ha 07; So 09; We 09. Illuminati/Mystics MP:9 Corrosion. Traits: Well-Connected , Insecure, Wannabe Programmer

Moe-R-ERG-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 04; So 10; We 04. Romantics MP:11 Machine Empathy. Traits: Sycophant, Insecure, Multitasker

Curly-R-YEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 09; We 18. PURGEMP: 2 Charm. Traits: Suspicious, Confident, Lithe

Suoru-O-NEB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 04. Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 11 Third eye. Traits: Mutant Admirer , Bureaucratic, Jinxed

Dipti-R-PYX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 02; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 05. PURGE MP: 20 Absorption. Traits: Perfectionist, Medicinal, Lithe

Gofannon-R-YEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 06; Ha 08; So 04; We 04. Illuminati/Corpore Metals MP: 4 RM* Slippery Skin. Traits: Rude, Loud, Hotblooded

Roseline-R-MOW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Free Enterprise MP: 16 Polymorphism. Traits: Disloyal, Daredevil, Snoop

Eriks-R-AWN-2: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 08; Vi 12; Ha 08; So 10; We 06. CommunistMP:8 Adaptive Metabolism. Traits: Clumsy, Computer Illiterate, Troublemaker

Grover-R-XXR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 06; We 10. Free EnterpriseMP: 14 Gravity Manipulation. Traits: Alone, Cleanly, Joyful

Gaylord-R-DFA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 02; So 04; We 04. HumanistMP: 12 Stench. Traits: Egotistical, Troublemaker, Backstabber

Mahomet-O-LKJ-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 08; Vi 06; Ha 05; So 06; We 04. Illuminati/Pro TechMP:17 Toxic Metabolism. Traits: Well-Connected , Slacker, Teacher

Elisabeth-R-POP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 10; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 08; We 04. Anti-MutantMP: 9 Mind Sence. Traits: Slow, Junkie, Debtor

{CENSORED}-R-CUT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 05; Ha 05; So 04; We 04. Anti-MutantMP: 6 Jump!. Traits: Engineer, Nervous, Slacker

Jumanah-R-OOF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 08; Vi 04; Ha 07; So 10; We 05. Illuminati/ CommunistsMP: 14 Mechanical Intuition. Traits: Loud, Replaceable, Dedicated

Alessandra-R-BAM-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Romantics MP: 8 Tenticles. Traits: Idiot, Distracted, Cool

Myrtle-R-SMK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 06; Vi 05; Ha 06; So 08; We 08. Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 13 Find Location. Traits: Mutant Hater, Sycophant, Squeamish

Amanda-R-TNT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 06; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 12. Frankenstein Destroyers MP:4 Psychometry. Traits: Debtor, Conspiracy Theorist , Bloodthirsty

Jacob-R-LEL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 04; So 04; We 10. Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 7 RM* Matter Eater. Traits: Lithe, Wannabe Programmer, Snoop

Chuck-R-BRB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 08; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 10. Corpore Metal MP: RM* Teleportation. Traits: Dirty, Tech Savvy, Vindictive

Chuckles-R-SSK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 08; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. FCCC-PMP: 6 Shrinking. Traits: Gregarious, Nearsighted, Replaceable

Giggles-R-LAF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 09; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 05; We 06. Anti-MutantMP: 8 Inflation. Traits: Lazy, Junkie, Villian

Bubbles-O-BUB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 10; Vi 04; Ha 10; So 04; We 06. FCCC-PMP: 16 Stench. Traits: Anti-Computer, Mutant Hater, Diligent

Uʻilani-R-TUN-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 09; Vi 07; Ha 08; So 07; We 04. HumanistsMP: 4 Narcolepsy. Traits: Veteran, Mercantile, Pro-Computer

Paige-O-TRN-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 08; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 06; We 04. Pro-TechMP: 19 Hypersences. Traits: Pharmaceutical, Depressed, Nervious

Kylian-O-IIO-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 04; We 07. Mystics MP: 18 Scream. Traits: Mutant Admirer , Greenhorn, Psychopath

Glart-O-SMS-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 06; So 07; We 09. FCCC-PMP: Scream 4. Traits: Loyal, Shy, Multitasker

Kunno-O-YUP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 10; We 04. Sierra Club MP: 4 Precognition. Traits: Comrade, Strong, Wannabe Programmer

Esteve-R-HOC-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 09; We 04. Communists MP: 2 Death Simulation. Traits: Bully, Know-it-all, Careful

Brit-R-VUH-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 10; We 04. Free Enterprise MP: 8 Enviornmental Control. Traits: Slacker, Eager, Sycophant

Virgilijus-R-ZAP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 07; So 04; We 04. Computer Phreaks MP: 13 Speed. Traits: Pro-Computer, Multitasker, Survivor

Nuno-R-NUO-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 04; Vi 05; Ha 05; So 06; We 10. Computer Phreaks MP: 8 Telekensis. Traits: Pro-Computer, Artistic, Wimp

Ngaio-Y-GAI-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 08; We 04. FCCC-PMP: 16 Corrosion. Traits: Wimp, Slow, Organized

Bedivere-R-COC-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 09; Vi 06; Ha 09; So 08; We 04. Sierra Club MP: 15 Charm. Traits: Slow, Loyal, Artistic

Avelina-R-KNE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 06; So 05; We 09. Free Enterprise MP: Create Mustard 19. Traits: Mutant Hater, Craven, Daredevil

Vaughan-R-GUD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 10; Vi 10; Ha 06; So 10; We 06. Mystics MP: 3 Creeping Madness. Traits: Loyal, Greenhorn, Suspicious

Wayra-R-IFF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 06. Romantics MP: 18 Toxic Metabolism. Traits: Incompetent, Mercantile, Junkie

William-R-MIL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 06; Ha 10; So 08; We 04. Humanists MP: 5 Acidic Spit. Traits: Know-It-All, Wannabe Programmer, Lithe

Yeong-R-FTW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 04; We 05. Sierra Club MP: 13 Light Control. Traits: Hotblooded, Comrade, Important

Ho-R-WFT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 02; We 07. Anti-Mutants MP: 9 Push Mutant Powers Traits: Hotblooded, Survivalist, Loner

Vivek-R-LOL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 06; Vi 10; Ha 07; So 04; We 06. Romantics MP: 16 RM* Desolidity. Traits: Confident, Teacher, Distracted,

Joop-R-KEK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 05. Illuminati/ FCCC-PMP: 11 Uncanny Luck. Traits: Teacher, Medicinal, Computer Illiterate

Louhi-R-IVI-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 07; We 07. Corpore Metal MP: 12 Hypersences. Traits: Secret Agent, Medicinal, Lithe

Ione-TED-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 06; Ha 06; So 09; We 05. FCCC-PMP: 4 RM* Bouncy. Traits: Slacker, Eager, Sturdy

Yosuke-O-ANI-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 10; We 05. Pro TechMP: 4 Bouncy. Traits: Craven, Dedicated, Nearsighted

Retha-R-XOX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 09; Ha 09; So 04; We 04. PsionMP: 6 Jump!. Traits: Depressed, Nervous, Dedicated

Rahab-R-PRO-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. Death Leopard MP: 2 Electroshock. Traits: Cleanly, Depressed, Egotystical

Lambert-R-TEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 10; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. Illuminati/Pro TechMP:15 Haze. Traits: Loyal, Gym Rat, Stealthy

Chinonso-R-YAD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Corpore Metal MP: Hyperreflexes 7. Traits: Gregarious, Strong, Joyful

Coleman-R-ZBD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 05; We 09. Free Enterprise MP: 4 Clean Slate. Traits: Rude, Know-it-all, Dilligent

Blanka-R-ZER-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 04; Vi 05; Ha 10; So 08; We 09. Pro TechMP: 10 Mind Blast. Traits: Selfish, Egotistical, Tech Savvy

Luba-Y-RZY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 03; Vi 10; Ha 06; So 08; We 04. Computer Phreaks MP: 20 Regeneration. Traits: Bully, Guide, Sturdy

Gregor-R-ALA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 09; Vi 04; Ha 12; So 10; We 04. Illuminati/ Pro TechMP: No Power. Traits: Diligent, Vindictive, Dirty

Mamman-R-FAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04 Vi 08; Ha 04; So 06; We 04. FCCC-PMP: 15 Pouches. Traits: Lithe, Craven, Careful

Maral-R-RAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 08; Ha 06; So 09; We 10. Anti-MutantMP: 1 Empathy. Traits: Killjoy, Sycophant, Squeamish

Michel-R-ZAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 09; Vi 08; Ha 06; So 08; We 07. Romantics MP: 17 Adaptive Metabolism. Traits: Greenhorn, Psychopath, Confident

Krok-R-DIL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 06; Vi 06; Ha 04; So 04; We 07. PURGEMP: 5 Machine Empathy. Traits: Stealthy, Wannabe Programer, Ambitious

Who-R-YOU-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 10; So 06; We 04. No Secret SocietyMP:11 Scupt. Traits: Pro-Computer, Loner, Lithe

Apostol-R-REE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 07; Vi 08; Ha 09; So 12; We 04. Anti-MutantMP: 3 Chameleon. Traits: Loud, Comrade, Debtor

Marianne-R-MEE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 10; So 08; We 09. Frankenstein’s Destroyers MP: 1 Clean Slate. Traits: Secret Agent, Altruistic, Luddite

Costel-R-SEA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 10; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 08; We 06. Mystics MP: 20 Hypersenses. Traits: Lazy, Careful, Glutton

Livna-R-DBD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. Computer Phreaks MP: 11 Adhesive Skin. Traits: Mutant Hater, Showoff, Rude

Poe-R-MOW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 08; Vi 09; Ha 08; So 07; We 04. Sierra Club MP: 5 Gravity Manipulation. Traits: Wannabe Programer, Troublemaker, Debtor

Mary-R-MRY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Free EnterpriseMP: 20 Stench. Traits: Conspiracy Theorist , Joyful, Clumsy

Queen-O-PWN-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 06; We 08. PURGEMP: 8 Beurocratic Intuition. Traits: Luddite, Know-it-all, Perfectionist

King-R-ROK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. Sierra Club MP: 11 Absorption. Traits: Loner, Daredevil, Eager

6875309-O-NBR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 09; Vi 10; Ha 08; So 08; We 08. Sierra Club MP: 17 Ventroloquist. Traits: Slacker, Sickly, Bully

Monika-R-GAY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 04; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. Corpore Metal MP: 14 Speed. Traits: Stealthy, Alone, Comrade

Catty-R-CAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 04; Vi 09; Ha 10; So 08; We 10. CommunistMP: RM* Matter Eater. Traits: Joyful, Self-Destructive, Well-Connected

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