#stop talking coffee

[coffeephilter]

I clicked on your profile for the tlt art and seeing the Corvo icon was just an excellent bonus 10/10

ooh thanks yo! you might like what I've got coming up next then

#asks #stop talking coffee

[arthursfuckinghat]

You see these mfs talking and you KNOW the gossip is going to be good

#the four gossip girls catching up over coffee at 7 am on the dot #the way they all stop talking when you go near them too its so fucking funny #what do you think they'd be gossiping about? #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #charles smith #sean macguire #karen jones #mary beth gaskill

[sunflowersteves]

eddie sprawled out on your bedroom floor explaining in full detail of his role playing character that was supposed to be just for sexy fun time

you sit on your bed half naked with one eyebrow raised at the man still talking about how his characters mom died

#vic's coffee talks♡༉ #he would #he’s be pounding into you mid stop and is like #wait do u think he had a brother #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #smut

[ttpdjo]

BEANIE BOY 🥰

#he should pick a book and just come to me already #i will make us some tea or coffee idm and we will lay down on my bed and he will read to me and i will listen #then he will stop to comment on the stuff happening and i will listen some more bc shhhh he is TALKING #then we will have a discussion about it like the hot intellectuals that we are ( just kidding he is the hot one) then we will realize #tea is getting cold then who cares about i will kiss his nose then i will wake up bc DAMN THAT IS A DREAM #steve harrington #joe keery #sigh #i love this man #he should read me a book #if i say it enough it will happen maybe #look at me verbalizing my dreams lmaoo #ugh 😔

[thatsbelievable]

#How to Tell the Difference Between a Bad Cup of Coffee and Getting Kicked in the Face by an Ox #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #unreality #don’t try this at home folks #I mean the bad cup of coffee part #knock yourself out with the ox #Not literally of course #you know what #don’t do that either #we’re going to stop talking now #have a lovely evening

[natelia-aldelliz]

Soap : Cap! I just had a thought, what if-

Price : Jesus fuck, have you heard of knocking?!

Soap : Oh, yeah, sorry, anyway - wait, are you okay? You're really sweaty... You know that could be a sign of heart failure in older men, right? You should get that checked out-

Price : Older men??? Okay, get the fuck out of my office before I throw this stapler at you.

---

Nik : *snorts*

Price : Fuck you.

Nik : You wish, зайчик. Go back to your papers~

---

Gaz : Did someone know Nik was here? I just saw him exiting Price's office, I didn't know he was on base!

Soap :

Ghost : No, I didn't know. You think he's here for a mission?

Soap : Holy steamin Jesus my poor eyes does anyone have bleach-

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #captain john price #cod nikolai #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #nikprice #yes they were doing what you think they were doing #poor soap he hasn't seen anything but he knows and it's maybe worse (it's not but he's a dramaqueen) #price doesn't think 38 is old enough to be qualified an 'older man' #but to soap's defense ghost told everyone price is 50 #soap and gaz keep trying to tell price that he looks young for his age & price is like ? thank you? i think i do look like a 38 yo but ok? #and then there's nik going 'you look older today' when he means 'you look tired' #and price going 'you'll be able to talk when you can sleep for more than four hours a night and stop living on cigarettes and coffee' #the word nik used is a petname meaning 'bunny'

[mrslatifi]

save my man k-mag from the nepo twink sandwich

#he looks so afraid #fearful even #when u get so surrounded by twinks u start getting scared #this is what it’s like when the Starbucks baristas start talking shit while ur in line #sir I just want my coffee #stop talking about the asshole dorm advisors #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #f1 memes #logan sargeant #ls2 #kevin magnussen #k mag #lance stroll #ls18 #km20 #k-mag #press conferences #f1 press #frat boy chic #my favorite nepo babies to hate (love) #haas f1 team #williams racing #aston martin f1

[sugarsnappeases]

rita skeeter, at the end of the first war

#the song is show you a body by haley heynderickx #heard it for the first time like. yesterday and have been plagued by visions since #idk if this will make sense to anyone else but this is as close as i could get to what's in my head #rita skeeter #this is post quillkiller btw and rita is obsessively tracking and reporting on bella's trial #and writing article after article and most of them are shittty and nonsensical but there are some that are just the most heartrending thing #and those are the ones she's burning and she's not talking to anybody except to snap at them like literally ripping their heads off #and insisting she's fine but she hasn't slept for more than an hour at a time in months and the only thing she's been drinking is coffee #or alcohol #she hasn't cleaned her flat or let herself properly feel any of her emotions in months and she's FINE she's completely fine stop fucking #asking!! and she's working herself down to the bone bc it's the only thing that's holding her together and nobody understands how she's #still alive and still functioning and then suddenly. she isn't. and she just completely crashes #anyway #kara’s moodboards

[laurzzz]

It has been monthss ince I drank a full cup of coffee like I did last night. An dhooo boy I am feeling it no w Mr. Krabs

#talks talks talks #literally only got 4 hours of sleep but my mind is racing more than usual #i stopped drinking coffee for my health back in 2022 #but i do drink it for fun every few months anddriejsjsjeje #this happens #eugh my eyes #i am going to crash later i know it #im not immune to the effects of caffeine anymore like i used to be lmao

[valoale]

Is it normal to have a mental breakdown over the loss of the ability to smell and taste

Because I am

#man I can’t stop crying and laughing #I’m big on food and coffee is my life and I can’t even taste coffee anymore and I’m losing my mind #can this Covid kindly fuck off #its day 4 and I still have 38-39 degree fever and horrible aches and now I can’t taste or smell shit #I’m pissed right off #when is this hell going to end #vee talks #or should I tag #vee rants #instead #idk man this bitch is tired

[coffeephilter]

Important question, do Harrow and Ianthe listen to the Maggie Reilly or the Cascadia version of Everytime We Touch?

I had Cascada in mind for the comic, but John for sure keeps a copy of the Maggie Reilly music vid on VHS somewhere.

#asks #stop talking coffee #the locked tomb

[reallifepotato]

me irl

#i am so annoying when i have coffee #i will literally not stop talking #i'm watching stuff #rpdr #rpdr as7 #?? #is it idk #anyway i remember one time i college after i had coffee #the super stoic guy turned to me and he's like hmm have you by chance had some coffee today #and i was like ?!!!?!?!?! how did you know #i am 15/10 annoying #but god does it make me feel alive #jaida essence hall

[strixhaven]

you can only hear “aro people can still date” “ace people can still have sex” “not all love is romantic” so many times in response to your rejection of sex, romance, and concepts of love before all it becomes is a command to pretend to be something you’re not and feel things you are incapable of and don’t understand and don’t want to. some people can do all of the those things—there will always be those of us who don’t, don’t want to, and you still have to treat us with decency, respect, and come to accept that there is no shared universal amongst humans, that that’s a good thing, and learn from perspectives you might not understand. there is so much value and fulfillment in a life without love and amatonormative concepts of romance and relationships—odds are you’ll benefit from learning what those are even if love is something you relate and feel connected to.

#stop putting this shit in the tags and replies of loveless aro posts. you are talking to people who have thought much more about love #and different concepts of relationships and still have chosen to reject it #it’s like cis people lecturing to you about gender as a trans person. some cisgenders get it but they’re not the ones doing that shit #cmon man. #anyways aromanticism on main this morning <2 going to have coffee and banana bread play bg3 and sew so today will be a good day #no love needed babey

[taichouu]

I guess what I was trying to say in that response was just. Normalize queerness...? People would be so surprised at how homophobic and transphobic the x reader community can be !! It's not really enough to be neutral about it anymore, you need to be vocal that you are WITH and support and love trans people in the community. You also should explore the idea that your fave might be queer or trans openly, I think that's something the community lacks BADLY. Ik it's because of internalized transphobia but I'm not gonna get into it, it just makes me mad.

#tai talks #like ppl wanna fuck a dude until hes possibly trans lmfao. as always #ok im gonna stop being spicy im just heated and had too much coffee LMAO

[stolethebell]

hi hello i would like to share with the class (i don't go here, still) :

i do not want skeppy to go live. i don't want them to announce he's joined purgatory 2. instead, i want the official stream tomorrow to involve one of the one eyed workers just walking into a gas station and finding skeppy there.

#qsmp #like??? #we already know canonically skeppy is stuck inside a gas station (unless he's gotten out since the last time i heard)?? #it'd be so fun to just have them stopping to get a snack or a coffee (they've earned it after wrangling everyone together) #and they just find this diamond man in there? one named skeppy? #they know that name #that demon guy (bbh) talks about him all the time #wouldn't it be fun to throw him in the mix? #anyways i don't go here~

[luthienne]

june <3

#ph #still sick and trying to think about things that bring me joy #favorite part about visiting husband’s family in belgium is staying at the old family house in the countryside w his endlessly kind uncle #the house has such wholesome energy & we always eat so well & talk about such interesting things & enjoy each other's company <3 #the first day we arrived it was rainy and quiet and he drove us into the nearby city and bought us some ice cream as we walked around #and we stopped for groceries on the way back and he picked up some strawberries & cherries and we sat in the kitchen eating them #and drinking coffee and the next day he took us to some antique shops and we looked at books and talked about how much we love poetry <3 #and he complimented my french in like. literally the kindest way. he's just such a kindred spirit the three of us get along so well