kit i would love to know what the council members in lslm thought about obi-wan’s threat
clearly they believe he was serious (as they should) but do you think any of them were particularly shocked/disturbed?
hmmm this is such a good question!! i'm going to say that they're very much shocked and disturbed that obi-wan would threaten to mate anakin (so that he would be a bonded omega and he wouldn't be able to go on the mission they want to send him on--without obi-wan) because he's been so good and so much better and this is the threat of a feral alpha....not the obi-wan that's slowly been coming back to them
i don't think they're necessarily disturbed that obi-wan is threatening to mate ANAKIN or that anakin doesn't want this because anakin is absolutely throwing out fuck me vibes and scent and omg it's happening force signatures
but i think they really didn't realize or think obi-wan would go so far and regress so much and that shocked them
solution for in-game Neuvillette dissonance: they slathered him in sunscreen :( poor man got dunked like an oreo and he's just never been the same ever since. The melusines just wanted him to b safe from the sun
neuvillettes always been black guys we know that sunscreen white cast got some serious hands
I realize that underestimating the horniness of Moulin Rouge is sort of a lifelong habit at this point but someone pls explain how I missed that Elephant Love Medley is entirely about Christian wanting to fuck until today. I have watched this movie for 15 years
but why are all the animals so mean to horton like he doesn’t even announce that he’s putting the dust speck on the clover he just does it and chills out for a minute and then the kangaroo, her baby, AND the wickersham brothers are like “yeah well you’re FAT” that is DERANGED why are they such haters
theres nothing saying a tiefling or aasimar or genasi's parents need to be human. nothing saying they need to look human. why not have a tabaxi tiefling. a kobold aasimar. a kenku air genasi. the world is your oyster